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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a wild the Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: If the pandemic's got you burnt out, then you're gonna

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Speaker 1: want to listen to this. It's the Jewil Show. Remember

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Speaker 1: a year ago, back before you had to wear a

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Speaker 1: mask everywhere, yeh, or shank a complete stranger for a

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Speaker 1: roll toilet paper, Back when Buffet's reigned supreme. God, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll take some of that prime rib that that dude

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Speaker 1: the seconds. Life was so carefree then, but not anymore.

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Speaker 1: Fast forward to today, and we're approaching the one year

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Speaker 1: mark of when all of our lives changed due to

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Speaker 1: the pandemic. It's true, Yeah, it's crazy. It's been about year.

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Speaker 1: And if you've been feeling especially burned out lately, then

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Speaker 1: there are five things that might help, according to researchers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: get some rest, obviously this whole list. I'm really really

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Speaker 1: not sure about. But this is the way experts say

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Speaker 1: Get some rest wore. Yeah, they say that means more

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Speaker 1: rest from screens and devices, trying yoga or meditation, self care,

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Speaker 1: anything that helps you unwind and relax, is what they're saying.

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Speaker 1: Number four, Make plans for the future. They say, now

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Speaker 1: planning for the future. It might make you feel a

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Speaker 1: little better. There are the top ways that you can

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Speaker 1: almost been a full year. Number fourteen days, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: fourteen days. Yeah. That was like, how are we going

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Speaker 1: And it's like, I could do this for another five years, right,

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Speaker 1: I think everybody could use that all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the thing about research though, because I've heard that it's

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Speaker 1: So it's like, who do you wake you up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm one of the administrators

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Speaker 1: from elementary school. I was looking for Piper's mommy. Um,

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Speaker 1: this is she. How are you doing? Hi? I know

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Speaker 1: your real name is Ellie, but I refer to I

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Speaker 1: refer to call people like, you know, Taylor's mommy, Piper's mommy,

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Speaker 1: having some major issues with your piper. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean issues? What are you talking about? Her teacher says

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Speaker 1: of that song? No? I don't know what whop? Yes, whop?

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Speaker 1: It's by cardib and Megan the Stallion and she's been

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Speaker 1: and wop means wet ass. I'm sorry? What? Yes? I

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Speaker 1: really uncomfortable because I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: And my daughter is very well behaved. In my experience,

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Speaker 1: They'll think that their child, let's just give them a name, Piper.

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Speaker 1: You're being incredible, incredibly rude right now. You don't know me,

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Speaker 1: you don't know my family, you don't know my daughter.

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Speaker 1: the sing along, then should I? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the sing along? What? What? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: hose in this house. Everybody he wants me for my

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Speaker 1: wet ass. There's no way my daughter did that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well no, you can't speak to someone else. And yes,

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Speaker 1: it is complete bull It is bullsh That's what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: What is going on? This is going on? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your brother set you up. You don't

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Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks the Jebil Show on demand, first

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Speaker 1: day up as anybody in this room, meaning Alex and

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Speaker 1: English even, Yes, we're the only people in the room

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Speaker 1: I'm in here too. No, have you guys ever asked

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Speaker 1: someone out on a date that was like an old

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Speaker 1: Apparently that's what he did, and he scored a date

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Speaker 1: Not too bad? So your email said that you asked

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Speaker 1: So you're talking to three people right now. Why are

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Yeah, you grew up with one and

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Speaker 1: demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Never trust to your co workers?

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Speaker 1: each other and they're always trying to stab each other

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Speaker 1: in the back. You know this. Yeah, we've all worked

422
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Speaker 1: with people before. And how many people have you stabbed

423
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Speaker 1: in the back? Quite a bit, Yeah, quite a few.

424
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: And I've also had a lot in the back. Yeah,

425
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: me too. So never trust your co workers. And the

426
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: guy on the phone today to tell us a dirty

427
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Speaker 1: little secret. Remember, if you want to tell a secret,

428
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: all you have to do is text us and tell

429
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Speaker 1: us they have a dirty little secret. At four one

430
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Speaker 1: oh six one. You can tell it on the air,

431
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,239
Speaker 1: get it off your chest, no matter what it is,

432
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 1: and we'll always keep you anonymous so nobody will find

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Speaker 1: out who you are. So we have a dude on

434
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Speaker 1: the phone right now who has a secret to tell

435
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Speaker 1: I guess about something that's going on in the workplace.

436
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: And because he has to remain anonymous, I'm going to

437
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,479
Speaker 1: give him the name Pasta pete, Pasta pasta Pete. How

438
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Speaker 1: are you? Hi, guys, I'm good. How are you good?

439
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 1: I love your restaurant chain, Pasta Pete. Do you specialize

440
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Speaker 1: in red sauce or white sauce? Did you? Okay? Is

441
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Speaker 1: there a pasta Pete? Yeah? Sorry, I was just really

442
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: I was laughing over here. Oh good, all right, pasta Pete. Well,

443
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret that you want to tell us?

444
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: You're a serial color? Yeah? Oh my god, no, you're

445
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 1: keeping me laughing over here now, But nothing that dark. Okay,

446
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're laughing over there. What is your secret?

447
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: What's your secret? Okay? So this guy that works in

448
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,479
Speaker 1: my office, you know, we have to wear slacks to work. Um,

449
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: and he doesn't really smell the best. Um. I have

450
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Speaker 1: a theory that he wears the same pants every day

451
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: to work, doesn't wash them or change it up a

452
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Speaker 1: little bit. So, like, you know, his pants are like

453
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Speaker 1: a little bit lighter. So like I just felt like

454
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Speaker 1: like a circle of ink like on his chair and

455
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Speaker 1: put a circle You put a circle of ink on

456
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Speaker 1: his chair? Yeah, Like I broke a pen and I

457
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: put it on the chair to see you know, why

458
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Speaker 1: did you want to do that. Well, I wanted to see,

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Speaker 1: you know, when he sits down, if the ink gets

460
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Speaker 1: on it. I want to see if you know, like

461
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: the next day, he comes in with the ink still

462
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: on his pants, the same pants every day. I used

463
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Speaker 1: to work in the office and I hated it, but

464
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: I would do anything to entertain myself. So you're over

465
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 1: there having your own little science experiment. Like, let's see

466
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Speaker 1: if I put a little bit of ink on his

467
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Speaker 1: chair and then he sits down and there's still ink tomorrow. Ah, eureka,

468
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: that means he's wearing the same pants. You purposely stay

469
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Speaker 1: in his pant right, I you know, not my proudest moment,

470
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Speaker 1: but I did. I did. So. Was he wearing the

471
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Speaker 1: same pants? Yep, you know he was. He wears them

472
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Speaker 1: every single day. Still he hasn't noticed it, I guess not.

473
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: But when he walks by and like, you know, with

474
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Speaker 1: the ink stain on his pants, I'm like, you're a

475
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 1: bad boy. Who you You're a bad boy? Yeah, for

476
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 1: staining his pants. For staining his pants. Yeah, that's weird.

477
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Speaker 1: That's weird how you said that. Yeah, it's kind of

478
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,719
Speaker 1: weird how you said that. I think about it, Like

479
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: he has like a stain on his pants because of me. Like,

480
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Speaker 1: I mean, like it's kind of bad, it's kind of

481
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Speaker 1: I mean, not to be impasta, Pete. This is thank

482
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Speaker 1: you for sharing your thank you for sharing your dirty

483
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Speaker 1: little secret. Just in comparison to some of the other

484
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Speaker 1: secrets we've had, getting a stained ink on a dude's

485
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Speaker 1: pants is not necessarily make you a really naughty boy. Yeah,

486
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Speaker 1: we've had like legit criminals. Yeah no, yeah, I mean

487
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: I guess so I heard the other ones and like

488
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Speaker 1: those are really bad boys. Okay, Um, well we're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your secret. Can I get

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Speaker 1: one more thing out of him? What's like the naughtiest

491
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Speaker 1: thing you've done? Or is that the naughtiest? There's going

492
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: to be something else if you think you're a bad boy,

493
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Speaker 1: I plead the fist. Oh there's more naughty to you.

494
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Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, sugar and spice and everything nice. Okay, that

495
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: sounds more like like you're questioning it. Yeah, we're gonna go.

496
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Speaker 1: We're gonna go now. Yeah, stay safe out there and

497
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: continue to live on the edge. Okay. Two, somehow I

498
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Speaker 1: feel like that guy, even though his dirty little secret

499
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: wasn't necessarily that crazy. Somehow, I feel like his real

500
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: dirty little secrets are real bad, very bad. I feel

501
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: like I've become his secret now, like we're in it.

502
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Speaker 1: Text in at four one six one. If you have

503
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, and we'll let you be a

504
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Speaker 1: naughty boy on the air, What's your dirty Little Secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand The Jewels shows Idiots in

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Speaker 1: the News and Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, March ninth, twenty twenty one, I'm jubil fresh.

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00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: And public school teachers continue to be overpaid. If I

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Speaker 1: had a nickel for every public school teacher billionaire I knew,

511
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Speaker 1: and I would need to borrow nicol. But one Seattle

512
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Speaker 1: area school teacher just got a major salary increase really well,

513
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Speaker 1: not really a salary, but anyway, he married the founder

514
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Speaker 1: of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. His ex wife, Wow, anyway, Jeff

515
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Speaker 1: bass Jeff Bezos is or Bassos, Jeff Baso says Jeff Beasos.

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Speaker 1: His ex wife, Mackenzie Scott, has remarried following her twenty

517
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Speaker 1: nineteen divorce from Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos. She got married

518
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Speaker 1: to a school teacher named Dan Jewett. Now Dan's a billionaire. Yeah,

519
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: that's the probably got a prenup, so yeah, exactly, he

520
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: probably isn't getting any of it. Just in case you're wondering,

521
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: how much did Jeff bay So his ex wife get

522
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: in the divorce thirty eight point three billion dollars. So

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00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, that's the school teacher is now kind

524
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: of a billionaire. So good for him, he had the jackpot.

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00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: I wonder how those guys met because those are very

526
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: different circles to run in, right, It's like a high

527
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: school sweetheart something like that. Like he's like, man, I

528
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: just wish I could get a shot with her, or

529
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: you never liked her, but all of a sudden, now

530
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: that she's got thirty eight point three billion dollars, he's like, hey,

531
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: so remember it back like in high school when you

532
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: wanted to go to prom with me and I turned

533
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: you down. I've been thinking about you ever since les

534
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: go out. All right, this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

536
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: they report the news. And for our next story of

537
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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to Alex fresh

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Speaker 1: he's on location. I didn't ask what. I'm assuming Los Angeles.

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00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: I think Atlanta. I don't know where. Lebron James no

540
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, Los Angeles. Lebron James did a twenty minute

541
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Speaker 1: interview the other day and somebody asked if he's gonna

542
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: get the COVID vaccine, and he really didn't answer it,

543
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: you know, and so I feel like he's not gonna

544
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: get it. Which you can't get it or you can't,

545
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: I don't care, do what you want to do whatever, right,

546
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 1: But I think it's really interesting that he didn't admit

547
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: if he's going to get it or not. That's interesting, well,

548
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: because he's a celebrity too, and like celebrities, usually they

549
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: feel like they have to take a stance, right, and

550
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: usually the stance is the popular stance, right. He would

551
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: be like, well, I've got to be politically correct and go.

552
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: Of course I'm gonna get it. I think everybody should

553
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: get it. But even if he doesn't, you know, I

554
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: like Lebron though he does speak his mind. Yeah, he

555
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: doesn't need to get the vaccine. If he gets so good,

556
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: he can beat it. He's you know, he's a competitor,

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00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: all right. Well, that's all I have. I kind of

558
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: want to see him get it, though what I want

559
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: to see him beat COVID slam dunk in COVID face,

560
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: and then make a movie about it. I'm trying to

561
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: imagine that. I'm having a hard time. All Right, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

563
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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story, let's send it's an English Evan

565
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: who's on location on the set of the video for

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Speaker 1: his new song with ed Shearon Harry Styles called three

567
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Speaker 1: Brits and a Beat you love talking about Harry Styles

568
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: and whatever other one was, Yeah, yeah, I know, it's

569
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: like we're all brothers. Yeah, it submiss the easy English

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00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,479
Speaker 1: jolk to make about making the easy English jokes when

571
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: it comes to English even Evan, why are you on

572
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: a d string bikini? Though that's not true, that's false news.

573
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: But I actually am in England because well no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not in England because Meghan marcle and Prince Harry just

575
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: did an interesting interview with Oprah. As you guys know,

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00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: so Megan Markle said that during her time at the

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Speaker 1: palace she was suicidal because of because of all the

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Speaker 1: things going on. She also said that a number of

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Speaker 1: times it was brought up to Harry that there were

580
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: concerns about how dark their sun's skin would be. Wow. Yeah,

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00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: And at that moment Oprah literally was speechless. And it's

582
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: which is very hard to do seriously, and you imagine, no, like,

583
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: do we have to do all? We have to do

584
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Speaker 1: a press release if it terms that's sort of brown? Actually,

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00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: I know it is ridiculous. Isn't that just such a shame?

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00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: And then like also there are a bunch of people

587
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: now who are saying, oh, I bet Megan's lying or

588
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: like over exaggerating. And then I'm thinking to myself, why

589
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: would a family that literally used to run the world

590
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,959
Speaker 1: and like have slaves. Why is that such a shock? Right?

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00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: They would say something so racist? It's not cold. We

592
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Speaker 1: cancel the Royal family? I think we should. I think

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00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: we can the royal family about to get canceled. That'd

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00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: be amazing. I'm you know, cancel culture has been kind

595
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: of annoying with certain people getting canceled when they shouldn't

596
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: get canceled. But I mean, that's definitely a cancel lable offense.

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Speaker 1: If the Queen's gonna be like, we're what we're being.

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Speaker 1: What does it canceled mean? We should just start some

599
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: sort of online campaign, cancel the royal family, cancel the Queen.

600
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: We should cancel the queen. Yahs, such a good ring

601
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Speaker 1: to it, does it? Because she needs to be canceled? Yeah,

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00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: she's evil, all right, Well, who's going to set it up? Well,

603
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: definitely not Evin. It took him like seventeen months, just

604
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Speaker 1: just a sign up for sound Club. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: That's not the same. I'm not going to do it

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Speaker 1: because I just don't want to and I probably won't

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Speaker 1: do it. Oh god, Hey, if you're a listener of ours,

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Speaker 1: start to cancel the queen thing and we will maybe

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Speaker 1: share it. You are about Joe Job. That's what we

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Speaker 1: can That's the Queen. That's there's the message of the Queen.

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Speaker 1: That means that the i N is done for the

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Speaker 1: day is treason if we say that one I don't

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Speaker 1: know here, yoo job, you're about to lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. And that was the

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Speaker 1: i n N The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news the news. Tune in tomorrow, same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting reports. This is I N

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Speaker 1: N News News the Jibil Show on demand. It's time

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Speaker 1: Flour of the Roses only on the Jibil Show. I

620
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Speaker 1: don't know if the guy were about to call it's

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Speaker 1: cheating or not, but I do think that what he's

622
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: doing is weird, and either way, I think he needs

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Speaker 1: to be at least told to knock it off. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: you stop that. When you guys hear what he's doing,

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Speaker 1: I think both of you, Alex and Englisheven will agree

626
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: with me that somebody needs to say, hey, you stop that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll get to all that in just a second, because

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Speaker 1: Maria is on the phone and she thinks that her

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Speaker 1: husband of three years is at the very least being creepy,

630
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: but might be cheating on her. So we'll find out.

631
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: Oh god, right now, Maria, thanks for emailing the show.

632
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Yeah, thanks for contacting me. The situation

633
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: overall is super awkward. I bet it is. Well what

634
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: is he doing? What's going on? So? I have been

635
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: married for three years and my husband is a part

636
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: time photographer. It's his side gig. Okay, so recently he

637
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: started taking photos of pageant girls Oh, that's random paget girls.

638
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: He says, he just fell into it. And so how

639
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: does one fall into pageant girls? I don't know. He

640
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: is good at what he does, so people often seek

641
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: him out and ask him to take photos. So I'm

642
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: assuming that's what just happened. Okay, Yea, he's spending all

643
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: of his time with these other women. We haven't spent

644
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: any time together recently, so it's that's another flag where

645
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: it's not only ze around pageant girls all the time,

646
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: but he doesn't have time for me. What type of like, okay,

647
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: pictures aren't these? Yeah, well before they were like normal

648
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: head shots, and now they're really it's a lot of

649
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: photos of like women in nature, Like the girls are

650
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: all in like it's outside, but yeah, like it it's outside,

651
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: and the girls are completely dulled up in their pageant

652
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: dresses posing outside. And pageant girls obviously love getting their

653
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: photos taken. There's so many of them that it's now

654
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: an all the time thing, okay, And he'll take the

655
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: photos and he posts them on his social media and

656
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: for example, on Facebook, he'll write this whole little paragraph

657
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: about how great it was to work with them and

658
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: with their strengths are it just it weird? Ye out? Yeah? Yeah,

659
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: I've been pretty quiet so far because the whole pageant

660
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: thing weds me out. Anyway he does that, They're like,

661
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: you know, these kids are dressing up as full grown

662
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: adults and being judged by men, sometimes full grown adults

663
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: acting like they're still seventeen. Yeah, you know, it's strange.

664
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: Is that the only issue? I mean that that issue,

665
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is big enough. There's one more thing, Okay,

666
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: of course, you know how ads on your phone, like

667
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: if you're scrolling through social media will pick up on

668
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: anything you've recently searched. Oh yeah, then tailored to you. Yeah.

669
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: So he was showing me something on his phone and

670
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: an ad popped up for Launcherae and I know recently

671
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: received Jenny Lingerie. There's no special yeah, but no anniversaries

672
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: coming up. So I don't think he's aware how ads work.

673
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: He's not very savvy with the Internet and social media.

674
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: He queen shotted an ad and it was for women's underwear,

675
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: and he said, ha ha, marketing needs to a better job.

676
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: This shouldn't be directed towards me. But I that would

677
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: only pop up if he was looking for it. Yeah,

678
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: he actually put himself on black Oh my god, like

679
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: he did, like he didn't know the tailor to him,

680
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: and he's posting it like, oh wow, like they got

681
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 1: it wrong. That's crazy, that is And I bet everybody

682
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: else is like, yeah, that means you've been searching for

683
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: one's underwear all right. Well, it definitely sounds strange at

684
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: the very least. Um, if he's a photographer, is there

685
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: a store that he likes to go to all the time, Yes, Cameras. Okay,

686
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: well we'll just call from there then. I'm sure he

687
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: probably shops there enough the they have his phone number. Yeah,

688
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: and we'll pretend to be from the camera store with

689
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: a special like a gift card and some flower systems

690
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: someone and see whose name he gives us. Okay, if

691
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 1: he gives us your name or someone else's, think, okay,

692
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: thank you. M Yep, we'll play a song come back,

693
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: and then see if he is cheating or just kind

694
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: of a weirdo. Yeah, reward of the roses to catch cheeter.

695
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,479
Speaker 1: Next it's time. This is the moment in the show

696
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: where I usually try to come up with some really

697
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: out there scenario on why someone might not be cheating, right, right,

698
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: like I make up, but maybe there is a you know,

699
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: a private investigator or they're working for a secret agent exactly,

700
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: thing like that. That's why they're not cheating. But I

701
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: can't even do it with today is because it's just

702
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: it's just kind of strange too, don't creepy. Yeah, Maria's

703
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: on the phone for Award of the Roses to catch cheater,

704
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband might be being unfaithful

705
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: to her because he's a photographer and he recently started

706
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: taking pictures of pageant girls or women and spending a

707
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: lot of time with them. That's kind of weird out

708
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: because he's never done that before. Yeah. Also, the other

709
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: day he posted a picture on his social media of

710
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: an ad that he got on his phone that he

711
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: was making fun of because he said it wasn't it

712
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: was strange how it was directed at him, but it

713
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: was an ad for women's underwear. And anybody who knows

714
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: social media or how advertising works, now, if you type

715
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: in something on your phone enough, or you say things

716
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 1: around the microphone enough, if you've given it access, it'll

717
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: start to show you ads of the things that you're

718
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: interested in. So he's been obviously interested enough in women's

719
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: underwear that it's popping up at its ads on his phone.

720
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: I don't think he said it one time as well.

721
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: I think that's quite a few times he's talked about

722
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: lingerie and Maria says that she has not gotten any

723
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: women's underwear or lare is a gift from him? Right, Yeah,

724
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: it's sketchy. No, I have not gotten any lingerie or

725
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: any sexy anything in a very long time. All right, Well,

726
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to call him right now from the

727
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: camera store that he goes to all the time and

728
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: offer him a gift card and some flowers to send

729
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: to somebody and see if he gives us your name.

730
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 1: And Maria, if you do find out that he is cheating,

731
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I would imagine all the stuff that you've

732
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: told us about the weird photography sessions and the women's underwear,

733
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: it might actually be a relief, a blace, like I

734
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: can just move on, because it sounds like you are

735
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: not in a really good place in general. No, the

736
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: whole thing is creeping me out, and I just want

737
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: to know what's going on. Yeah, yeah, and you've only

738
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: been married three years, so maybe you know it just

739
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: took a long time for him to show who he

740
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: really is. I don't know. We'll call him and see

741
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 1: and then we'll take it from there. I'm gonna dalla

742
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: this funnel right now here we go. Hello, Hey, this

743
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: is Sampson calling from camera. I was looking for Dave. Yeah, Dave,

744
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey? M I'm doing good. Are you

745
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: guys going? I am doing pretty good today. Thank you

746
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: very much for acting asking. The reason though, that I'm

747
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: calling you today is that we are doing a Love

748
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: of Photography promotion. And what we're doing is we're offering

749
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: some of our best customers a hundred dollars gift card

750
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: or anything in the store, and some flowers that you

751
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: can send to someone special in your life. Oh really,

752
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: do you like free stuff? Stupid question? Right? Yeah, it's

753
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: all free. Yeah that's awesome. Yeah I could. I could

754
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: definitely use one hundred dollars to spend there. Okay, one

755
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and don't forget the flowers that you can

756
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: send to somebody. Even better, Yeah, you got a special

757
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: person in your life? I definitely do. Yes, Okay, great, Well,

758
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: we can get the gift card email to you. No,

759
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: no big deal. For the flowers, I can get them

760
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: sent out right now. I would just need to get name,

761
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: address and all that stuff. So why don't we start

762
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: with Why don't we start with the name? Who would

763
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: you like to send the flowers to? Yes? Can you

764
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: guys send it to Sabrina? Sabrina, Yes, it's Sabrina. Would

765
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: you like to put anything on a card that comes

766
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: with it? There's also a card? Uh? Um? Can I

767
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: can I say? Um? Our promise? Will be together, will

768
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: be free together very soon? Okay? And that was Sabrina. Yes, Sabrina.

769
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: Sorry I'm shouting it, but I'm just wondering if Maria

770
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: heard me say Sabrina. Oh I heard you? Hi, Dave?

771
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: Uh Maria, Yes, Maria, your wife when you've apparently been

772
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: cheating on Okay, I'm I'm really confused. I don't know

773
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: what's going on. You're confused? How do you think I feel?

774
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: We are? Are you kidding me right now? Who is Sabrina?

775
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't know Maria. I don't know where Alec, I

776
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: don't know how you got on the phone. I don't

777
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: know what's happening right now. Oh I can tell you

778
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: how she got on the phone. It's because we called her. Yeah,

779
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: how phones work. Yeah, she wanted to see the camera

780
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: the store called her. Uh no, we're not from the

781
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: camera store. This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a

782
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewel and Alex I'm Athin.

783
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: So you're on the phone with three people and also

784
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: your wife Maria, who thought you might be cheating on her,

785
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: so she asked us to see if we could catch

786
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: you and find out if if she was right. I'm

787
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: not cheating you guys, this is this is a mistake.

788
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: It's not not that's not. I don't know what's going on.

789
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: Oh you're not. Oh you're not cheating on me. Then

790
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: who the is Sabrina? And what did the card mean?

791
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna be free to be together soon? What does

792
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: that mean? Dave? Um, she's just a friend. It's not

793
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: it's Sabrina's. It's like a joke. It's just one of

794
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:27,479
Speaker 1: my it's just a friend. I take a photos out. Yeah,

795
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: she's just like if we're gonna be free together and

796
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: take some photos soon. H you are a terrible liar, Dave.

797
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating. You are clearly cheating. No, she's just

798
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: a friend. No, no, they always say that she's just

799
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: a friend. But I mean everything that your wife has

800
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: talked to us about, a pageant, queens and a weird

801
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: underwear ad. You're definitely cheating. What I mean, what are

802
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: you talking about? What are you kidding? Um? The underwear

803
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 1: ad that popped up up and then you stupidly posted

804
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 1: on Facebook that was really dumb, spending all of your

805
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 1: time with women that are half of your age, which

806
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: just so you know, is super creepy, and not spending

807
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: any time at all with me. And now you're sending

808
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: flowers to Sabrina free to be together very soon. Yeah,

809
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: and you're saying that's because of a photography session that's

810
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: coming up. Yeah. Really, you've always been jealous. You've always

811
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: been jealously getting successful. Look, and I'm sorry, I'm gonna

812
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: have to take pictures of a woman, but it's all

813
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: a very successful, pretty beautiful woman, and that kind of

814
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: intimidates you. And I don't know what you're talking about

815
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: the underwear ad at that was a funny story where

816
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: I posted, Okay, No, here's the thing though, with the

817
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: underwear ad. If you've been searching for something a lot

818
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: on your phone, it'll show you ads of common words

819
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: and phrases and things that you've been looking for or

820
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 1: things that you've bought before. So obviously you have searched

821
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: or bought women's underwear recently, and it's showing up in

822
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: your phone as an AD and then you posted it,

823
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: you dummy. Yeah, I don't believe that. It doesn't make

824
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: any sense to me. Right, well, that's what happens, Dave.

825
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: It is obvious to everyone on the phone call that

826
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: you are clearly doing something creepy or shitty. What is

827
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: going on? Who is Sabrina? Sabrina? He's just somewhere I

828
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: take pictures of and this is this is ridiculous. You're

829
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: acting crazy. You're acting crazy. I just feel you just

830
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: you feel intimidated with these women, and I feel I

831
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: take pictures of and obviously I feel more comfortable with

832
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: them than I do with you, my own wife. Oh wow,

833
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: I'm done. I can't. I can't do this anymore. He's

834
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: making me feel like I'm crazy. You're not clearly this

835
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: isn't salvageable. I hung up on Dave by the way, good,

836
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: which is cool because now he's free to be on

837
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: the phone with whoever. But I hung up on him.

838
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: He's obviously not being faithful to you, right, there's no

839
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: question now like it's he's a dick. Yeah, I mean

840
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: there's nothing to say. If he doesn't even want to

841
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: admit or like be honest about anything, I can't. I

842
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: don't want to keep doing this. This is this is dead.

843
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: There's nothing. Yeah, you shouldn't keep doing it. He sounds terrible.

844
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: He is terrible. Thank you guys so much. I will

845
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: be better off. I will definitely for sure. Yeah, well,

846
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: good luck, Okay, thank you, thank you so much. Thanks

847
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. I've

848
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: been working in radio a long time, seventy years, seventy

849
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: eight actually, thank you very much. Feels more like one

850
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty zero is born. Yeah, but most people

851
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: that are like work in radio don't think I do

852
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: a very good job. Really yeah, I always written me.

853
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: They say no energy, Um, I don't get it excited enough,

854
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: all that kind of thing, you know. So I'm very

855
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: excited to talk to the person who's on the line

856
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: a cigarette. Now you sounded ye, see exactly. You sound

857
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: like one of those consults like I can't tell when

858
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: you're excited. You got it cha? Did you use a

859
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm excited. Anyway, I think that the person

860
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: on the phone today can give me a few pointers, okay,

861
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: because as you know, well maybe you don't know, maybe

862
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: it's the first time listening. See I do things like

863
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: that too. Then I over explained, and then they're like, hey,

864
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: you're explained too much. You're going on. It's the dirty

865
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: little secret. Just get to the dirty little secret. And

866
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: then I'm like, well, but I want to make sure

867
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: that I explain if you don't know that you might

868
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: not know because you might be a you know what,

869
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: I'm exactly That's what the consultants are saying right now,

870
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: So get right to it for dirty little Secret today.

871
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: We always give everybody an anonymous fake nickname because you

872
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: can tell us anything. Just text in formula six one.

873
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us, we'll let

874
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: you tell it on the show. But we always keep

875
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: you anonymous. We never even ask what your name is.

876
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 1: We give you a fake name. And that's why on

877
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: the phone right now, to tell us a dirty little secret.

878
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest Broadcast Professional Ryan Seacrest. What's up, mister Seacrest. Hi, there,

879
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: how's it going. Let's go ahead? Great, can have your

880
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: radio voice on. Yeah. Also, can you give us some

881
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: advice on how to be successful in life? Please? I mean,

882
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: you just got to be absolutely loaded and it's the

883
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: right place at the right time probably. Okay, by loaded,

884
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: do you mean with money or other things? Because I

885
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: can do that. I mean, yeah, take your pick. Really okay. So,

886
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest, do you have a dirty little secret to

887
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: tell us? I do. God, it's kind of a bad one.

888
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: I can't tell anyone because it would just like absolutely

889
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 1: explode my family. Oh so, bload to your family, family drama.

890
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: Your dirty little secret? Do you have a bomb under

891
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: the house? What do you mean it will blow up

892
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 1: your family? Um? God? Okay. So my dirty little secret

893
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: is that I actually lost my virginity to my sister's

894
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Oh what, Yeah, they weren't dating anymore when

895
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: we up together. They've been broken up for like a

896
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: year or so. But um, and they weren't talking anymore,

897
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: but he and I were still talking. So does you

898
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: have to tell your sister that you lost your virginity

899
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: to someone else? Oh? Yeah? Oh okay, man, Yeah, so

900
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: she would have been she would have been mad if

901
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: she found out that you lost your virginity d to

902
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: her ex even though they were broken up. Yeah, and

903
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: it's like even weirder because they never slipped together. Oh goodness,

904
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: were the guy like once the other sister really or

905
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: vice versa. I thought that was just like on the

906
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: internet or the movies. Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

907
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. So, like, when did you start talking

908
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: to your sister's ex boyfriend? Yeah? So, I mean, like

909
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: they broke up, she broke up with him, Um, And

910
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. He and I always just sort of

911
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: like we're you know, we were like buzz and he

912
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: and I just kept like we were like Facebook messaging

913
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: back and forth like a while, and you know, and yeah,

914
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: we would just end up. We ended up at like

915
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: the same party and uh yeah, I don't know. I

916
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: had Um, I had a couple of drinks and like

917
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: just decided to go for it. Well jesus, so you

918
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: lost your virginity to him. Did you guys like ever

919
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: hook up again after that? No? It was kind of

920
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: like I gotta have in my system, you know. And

921
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: you know, he's like a sweet guy, but also like

922
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,439
Speaker 1: you know, my sister broke up with him for a reason. Well,

923
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: she broke up with him. It's not like she broke

924
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: her heart, right, she broke up with him. That means

925
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: this fair game. Yeah, I mean, oh well, thank you,

926
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest, appreciate you telling little secret. You welcome. What's

927
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Did you bil show on demand? Hello?

928
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: It's cost mula. Yes, and it is time every one

929
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: good Man's after bridge because it is so stupid. It's

930
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: the dumbest bridge I've ever met. Y Oh, my good man.

931
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: I think I think it's getting more insulting. We love you, though,

932
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 1: Do you even know what an insult is? You know why?

933
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: Because I could stupid? Ye? Britt, the only American German

934
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: sounding game show with the British Man, tried to answer questions. Yeah,

935
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Yeah, it's fantastic. Yeah, all right, enough of that.

936
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: Let's get to the game. And Englishman, you're gonna be

937
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: playing Ramon today beat the brit Ramon up. How are

938
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: you a good morning, morning, afternoon, good night? I don't

939
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 1: know whatever time it is, good morning, good afternoon, good evening.

940
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: What was it whether you used to say on The

941
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: Truman Show, good good afternoon, good day in the morning

942
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: and good good afternoon, good evening in tonight. Yeah, I

943
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: don't know that. No, you said tonight? No, good night?

944
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: Good night? That's what did I say? Tonight? Or good night?

945
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: What's the Truman Show? Oh? My god, Ramone, have you

946
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: seen the Truman Show? I have congratulations. You beat the

947
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: brit You no, no, no, no, hold on, We're gonna

948
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: send English Evan out of the studio, Ramone, are you

949
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: ready to play? I'm ready? All right, do it. I

950
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: didn't give your rules yet, so let me do that.

951
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: All right, English Evan is out of the studio. You

952
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If

953
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: you don't know when, just say passed and you have

954
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: to beat Evan outright to win. Here we go, Ramone,

955
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What is the professional wrestler John

956
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: Cenas catchphrase? Pass? What is the most popular disney Land ride? Oh?

957
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: Be the teacups? What is the largest bone in the

958
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: human body? Oh? What is the official distress signal for

959
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: a vessel? Lay? SpongeBob has a neighbor who hates him?

960
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: What is his name? Patrick? Regard? Interest rates? What does

961
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: APR stand for? Annual Presensive Weak? And you got that

962
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: in on time? Ramone, Good job, we're gonna bring you

963
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: seven back in the studio. So this is the moment

964
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: on the game show where I go full game show

965
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: host mode, because you know on game shows they have

966
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: to ask somebody a contestant something personal about them so

967
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: that people get invested in their story so they root

968
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: for them. And that's what I'm gonna do right now

969
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: while we wait for English having to put his headphones

970
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: on ramone. Is there anything interesting about you that you'd

971
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: like the world to know? There is nothing interesting about me.

972
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: There was one time when I lost a winning lotto ticket.

973
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: Are you serious? If that doesn't give me sympathy, I

974
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: don't know what it can. How it was about six

975
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: grand Oh, man, that's terrible. Did you are you making

976
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: this up? Or did that actually happen? Know that actually happened? Okay,

977
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: either way, man, I was gonna say if you made

978
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: that up, a great personal interest story right there, people

979
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: are really going to be rooting for you now to

980
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: win this game the content because I just have a question.

981
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: It's like weighing really he on me. Do you have

982
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: like any idea where you might have lost it, like

983
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: at home or your car? Absolutely? No, Yeah, I'm this

984
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: morning if you knew kind of where it was, so

985
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: we'd go on a treasure hunt. H well, hopefully you

986
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: can beat the brit Yeah. Now you've got everybody on

987
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: your side. And by the way, no matter what, you're

988
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: gonna get a jewel show sticker, way better than six grands.

989
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: Were better than that. All right, it's nice. It's matt

990
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: It's like a good sticker. Yeah, all right. English seven

991
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: is ready to go. Setphones are on. All right, here

992
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: we go, English seven. Yeah, your time starts now. What

993
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: is the professional wrestler John Cena's catchphrase you can't see me?

994
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: What is the most popular Disneyland ride Magic Mountain? What

995
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: is the largest bone in the human body? The FEMA?

996
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: What is the official distress signal for a vessel? What

997
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: kind of vessel? It's a boat? Oh? Ss? SpongeBob has

998
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: a neighbor who hates him? What is his name? Squidwood?

999
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: Regarding interest rates? What does APR stand for approved Praiseal right?

1000
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: The United States has two official animals. Name one of

1001
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: the two the boat eagle. Yeah, definitely. I don't know

1002
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: what a bold eagle is. I'll find out. Let's go

1003
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with

1004
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: our scoreboard, Bradley Nolan junior, right, there's no senior, but Ramoe,

1005
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: you got too correct. Good job, not bad. And Evan

1006
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 1: got four correct high I've never got full. Yeah, that's

1007
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 1: really good. Thank you. Ramone? Are you there? I'm here? Okay,

1008
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: all right, well let's go over the answers and keep

1009
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: in mind English. Evan could still lose. Something could happen

1010
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 1: that gets him docked points. It happens from time to time.

1011
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: So let's go over there, right, all right. The professional

1012
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: wrestler John Cenas catchphrase is you can't see me? The

1013
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: most popular, disn't they'd write a splash mountain. Oh I

1014
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: got that right, Yeah you did, but you lost, because

1015
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: if you're talking all the way doing this anymore, I

1016
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: didn't lose. I did I think you lost that. I

1017
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: mean the host of the show was telling it his

1018
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: zip it. So, so you saying that you won, gratulations, Ramone,

1019
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: you beat the Britts. I'm glad you lost six thousand

1020
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: dollars Ramone, No, no, you know, I'm pretty sure I

1021
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: won fair and square. Yeah, absolutely, all right, we'll beat

1022
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: the Brits every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time

1023
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: Colin if you want to beat Everyonett trivia, because no

1024
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: matter what you'll probably try, anyone can win. Apparently better

1025
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: life next time The Jewels Show on demand