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Speaker 2: Yes, I remember when we were going up there were like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they're like Greenland should have been named.

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Speaker 1: What do they call it? A sidewalk? When you walk

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Speaker 1: on it? And when you park on it, why do

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Speaker 1: you why do you parking the driveway drive? That was

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Speaker 1: really like the height of being smart. That's why sometimes

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Speaker 1: when I complain about phones, I'm like, man, at least

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Speaker 1: they got Wikipedia. Bro. We had the dumbest smart people

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Speaker 1: ever when we were kids, Like the smartest kid you

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Speaker 1: knew was so stupid. Uh. You know. The other one

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Speaker 1: that I always loved was when people hit you with

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Speaker 1: the well, when you assume you make an ass classic

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Speaker 1: fuck out.

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Speaker 2: I believed it at first.

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Speaker 1: Man, I was like, days, that's about my hit my teacher.

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Speaker 1: My teacher hit me with that one time in tenth

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Speaker 1: grade English, and I said, well, when you infer, you

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Speaker 1: make an infat of E and R. And she did

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Speaker 1: not think that ship was funny, that ship, you know,

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Speaker 1: she just looked at me like, what the are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I was like, that's just funny. Bro. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I was like, you're the one doing you

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Speaker 1: with the letter you. Like you're like writing a tupac poetry. Bro, Like,

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Speaker 1: why are you? You're the tenth grade English teacher. You're

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Speaker 1: doing you with the letter you. This was pre texting.

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Speaker 1: No one was doing you with the letter you. Bron

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Speaker 1: through con that made me Canterbury. I was good in English,

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Speaker 1: I was a writer or whatnot. And she made me

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Speaker 1: read Canterbury Tales in fucking Middle English while the rest

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Speaker 1: of the class was reading a translation brought. She was

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Speaker 1: doing me a kindness. It was fun her friend.

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Speaker 2: I don't like Cannaburry tales. I don't like any of

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Speaker 2: that old English ship.

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Speaker 1: I think I might have told you all about that teacher.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Marge Miller. She was a very big

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Speaker 1: woman and all the kids called her large March, which

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Speaker 1: I did not.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, you did, I did not.

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Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't mind high school. This was

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Speaker 1: tenth grade high school. But she was the one who

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Speaker 1: called me. It was a I think I've told this

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Speaker 1: story of class. She was the one who we had

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Speaker 1: like seven kids named Mike in our class, because that's

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Speaker 1: when we grew up, and I know y'all were the

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Speaker 1: same thing. And so my friend Mike Brown, who is

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Speaker 1: like the darkest kid to be, so she would call

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Speaker 1: him Mike and you could see her thinking about it

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Speaker 1: and then go Brown. And we were always joking like

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Speaker 1: she's sang the really black one in her head, like

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Speaker 1: that's what she's saying. But she called me one time

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Speaker 1: because my last name has twelve letters in it. She

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Speaker 1: referred to me as quote Mike with the long one

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Speaker 1: and the entire because she lost the class for a

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Speaker 1: half hour.

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Speaker 2: Now you cannot say that around teenagers.

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Speaker 1: My friend Mike Brown literally fell again. We had the

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Speaker 1: like steel blinds. I could still hear the noise that

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Speaker 1: he fell against the window and started slapping the steel blinds.

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Speaker 1: Mike with the long one. Yeah, that's crazy, insane, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Greenland has fifty six thousand people living there, bro.

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Speaker 2: That's way more than I thought. That's like less than

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Speaker 2: I ever talked about.

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Speaker 1: Most of it's frozen, right, I didn't even fifty six

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Speaker 1: thousand people is nobody? I mean, I mean, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Let me see, let me I thought most of it

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Speaker 2: was frozen.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like damned article talk. I feel

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Speaker 1: like Antarctica probably has fifty thousand peoplehire a.

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Speaker 2: Country with fifty six thousand people living in the whole country,

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Speaker 2: that's insane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, five thousand scientists at peak live in Antarctica. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: how many people live in Alaska? Seven hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand people. Yeah, it's less than seven per cent of

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Speaker 1: the population of Alaska though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

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Speaker 1: for a country that's yeah, yeah yeah. Geography show. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get you absolu the week.

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Speaker 2: How much week we's been?

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Speaker 1: Like thirty minutes talking about the time?

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Speaker 2: Tyler, Those damn Nordics, man, Not the Scandinavians, you know,

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Speaker 2: not the Scandinavians or the Dutch or the holiday.

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Speaker 1: Someone on Discord please tag my wife and tell her

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Speaker 1: how bad I was at the geography because.

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Speaker 2: She did Holland days originate in Holland.

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Speaker 1: All right, so it's like mayonnaise, but Holland what what?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that ship is. Continue to

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Speaker 1: like how the Mayos came up with manise? He got yellow.

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Speaker 1: It's yellow like the ship.

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Speaker 2: It's French. Yeah, that's what I said.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll be damned. Why isn't French as

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Speaker 2: While we're here, how trash is French salad dress, So

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Speaker 2: that ship is discussing