Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 2: termino and gay. We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Now?
Speaker 3: Porn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: Ride with Karen and Chris? Okay, welcome to Do you
Speaker 1: need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks. I'm in my
Speaker 1: hometown of Missoula, Montana with my father. We are taking
Speaker 1: a mattress and the old griller. The gas grill stop working,
Speaker 1: so we have to go to the dump. Let's go
Speaker 1: to the dump. This is my father, Jim Fairbanks. H Chris.
Speaker 1: We're going to the dump. Where is the dump? I
Speaker 1: don't even remember.
Speaker 3: The dump is actually straight ahead and you're gonna have
Speaker 3: to go through the north side. So, like Orange Street.
Speaker 1: North side is kind of our breaking bed part of town,
Speaker 1: right or has it gotten nicer?
Speaker 3: It's do you know that there are really any really
Speaker 3: bad parts of town?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: I'm yes, it is the most modest, modest section of housing.
Speaker 1: The Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad the TV show had a
Speaker 1: lot of modest characters, and we're about to go through
Speaker 1: the modest part of the town. If you are from
Speaker 1: Missoula and you live on the North Side, like my
Speaker 1: friend Carl, I'm not talking about you, and I want
Speaker 1: you to take no offense. But let's say you're visiting
Speaker 1: Missoula and you you want to buy something that you
Speaker 1: would smoke out of a discarded light bulb. You would
Speaker 1: go to the North Side and you get access to
Speaker 1: light bulbs because you're near the dump. People throw light
Speaker 1: bulbs away there. What is can you? I don't what
Speaker 1: is the technology behind the dump?
Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking about the North Side and
Speaker 3: every time you think about the North Side, because I
Speaker 3: went to high school there, Oh yeah, I think about
Speaker 3: the cutest girl from the North Side named Phyllis Willis.
Speaker 1: Phyllis.
Speaker 3: Of course, Phillis Willis was from the North Side and
Speaker 3: she was gorgeous, but she was from the North Side
Speaker 3: and I regretted not even talking to her much for years. Well,
Speaker 3: as you stated, we are we've created garbage by a
Speaker 3: warn out mattress and a girl won't work. And that
Speaker 3: goddamn thing weighed over one hundred pounds. We took it
Speaker 3: from a deck that's twenty seven steps up off the street.
Speaker 1: It had wheels.
Speaker 3: I was, yeah, I had wheels with the boy. Once
Speaker 3: it started moving.
Speaker 1: We rolled it down the yard, passed a couple of
Speaker 1: deer that reside in your front well, they weren't there today.
Speaker 3: I thought maybe it was gonna take me out.
Speaker 1: I I the strength in me. It's it's I know
Speaker 1: that I'm smaller than I used to be. But I
Speaker 1: felt I felt pretty sure we had control over that thing,
Speaker 1: and very startlike David Banner when all the Hulk. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I travel from town to town and move broken down
Speaker 1: grills for people.
Speaker 3: So I do know something about landfill's, as you say,
Speaker 3: or dumps. Every time, every time I hear a dump,
Speaker 3: I think of my hometown in West Conquer, Minnesota, a
Speaker 3: little tiny town of a few hundred people, and a
Speaker 3: dump in those days and throughout this Greek country was
Speaker 3: most likely some guy who was struggling a bit who said,
Speaker 3: come and put your shit in my yard, and we
Speaker 3: all did. And his name was Babcock. And I don't
Speaker 3: believe they had a first name. He was a nice guy.
Speaker 3: He'd come in and you drive in and you'd give
Speaker 3: him your stuff and keep a couple of bucks, and
Speaker 3: you could put all your garbage in his your.
Speaker 1: And he'd showcase it at his place of residence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he'd go through it, try to salveach tinker.
Speaker 1: Those are the kind of guys that do a lot
Speaker 1: of tinkering.
Speaker 3: But his name was Babcock. Later on we moved to Montana,
Speaker 3: the governor's name was Babcock, asked my dad. He said, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a cousin.
Speaker 1: Really, that's some the junk duy. So so we're.
Speaker 3: Some long ways from the point at which you could
Speaker 3: put anything anywhere, because stuff decomposes and gets into your
Speaker 3: drinking water and we don't want that.
Speaker 1: The Babcocks have also come along ways from junkman to governor.
Speaker 1: So what is this? What does it do then? If
Speaker 1: when we're gonna drop this on the side of a mountain,
Speaker 1: do they then cover it? How does it cover it
Speaker 1: every day decomposed? Or how do they.
Speaker 3: Class le three landfill? A Class one landfill would take
Speaker 3: concrete and asphalt and.
Speaker 1: It sits there forever, and you do.
Speaker 3: For us, right, it's not gonna impose. It is not
Speaker 3: going to create any gas or a nasty liquid. And
Speaker 3: so a class three is a hole in the ground,
Speaker 3: typically dug in a hilly area, that is sealed with
Speaker 3: a a layer of It's like a leech eate system
Speaker 3: they call it. And so it's a big plastic liner, thick,
Speaker 3: expensive and that which is decomposing. It's covered every day,
Speaker 3: put in garbage, covered with dirt, and as it decomposes,
Speaker 3: the liquid that is created is captured and put into
Speaker 3: settling ponds and belt with right and and wells are
Speaker 3: drilled in the.
Speaker 1: And by deal with a few minutes launched to the
Speaker 1: moon right of course, out of our sight our minds.
Speaker 1: But how do you what do you do?
Speaker 3: And then there's gas? There's nothing gas.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're talking about a septic tank. How
Speaker 1: is it isn't the same the seepage.
Speaker 3: They flare it out here, which means they've burn it.
Speaker 1: Oh, of course you could actually sell.
Speaker 3: It to somebody, you could. It's it's something you could
Speaker 3: run your furnace off of.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, created from garbage, right, well, that's that's uh
Speaker 1: so it's kind of high tech.
Speaker 3: And you used to be able to go into the
Speaker 3: dump area, which was really a thrill, especially you know,
Speaker 3: you want to take a date or a wife.
Speaker 1: Sure. Honestly, it's when I was younger. I really liked
Speaker 1: going to the dump.
Speaker 3: You were a boy.
Speaker 1: It's a great place to get technis. It's a popping noise.
Speaker 1: There will be the occasional popping. I guess we're good.
Speaker 1: So how do you Why do you know? I did
Speaker 1: not know you knew this much about the different classes
Speaker 1: of dumps.
Speaker 3: I'm a you just remember one of my one of
Speaker 3: my lives was as a real estate appraisier, and I
Speaker 3: was a local tech the county assessor, and it came
Speaker 3: to my attention that this landfill is grossly underappraised in
Speaker 3: my view, So I praised it, and therein started a
Speaker 3: battle that lasted through the with the with the landfill industry,
Speaker 3: The Battle of the trash Bates brought in heavy hitter
Speaker 3: attorneys and a specialist.
Speaker 1: These Texas guys, right, the Texas guys.
Speaker 3: They spent a half million dollars to prove I was
Speaker 3: an idiot, and then told him later I would freely
Speaker 3: admit that seame for one hundred thousand?
Speaker 1: Was it? What if? Was it during a court case
Speaker 1: when someone said, do you have any opening statements? And
Speaker 1: then you said, what about an all gay military? Was
Speaker 1: that that was?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That was a that was a distracting Yeah, how
Speaker 3: about an all game military?
Speaker 1: I thought, and they laugh and some people got silent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're a funny person. And then you used it.
Speaker 1: You're what did you do business before this tech stuff?
Speaker 1: You were radio guy.
Speaker 3: Radio guy, radio announcer personality.
Speaker 1: Sell jokes. You sell jokes to Polisher's dad.
Speaker 3: That's that's that.
Speaker 1: That was something I didn't know and sell a few
Speaker 1: years ago. You just you kept that information from.
Speaker 3: Either I've forgotten all of the important stuff or I
Speaker 3: keep it well hid.
Speaker 1: Well, that's it's the latter, I think. I yeah. And
Speaker 1: then and then at one point you were looking for
Speaker 1: a new job. Didn't you look in Canada at a job. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was during the seventies, during the Vietnam years
Speaker 3: tail into that, and I was doing talk radio and
Speaker 3: Monterey and uh, you also wear a better job always,
Speaker 3: so we're you were.
Speaker 1: Just a little person, always wearing later hos. Yes, I
Speaker 1: recall I wear a lot of leather.
Speaker 3: And we were made it a camping job. Hunting trip.
Speaker 3: There's nothing like waking up in a campground getting ready
Speaker 3: for an important job interview.
Speaker 1: Yes, shaving by a cat exactly. Won't they be impressed
Speaker 1: when they see this leaf in my hair?
Speaker 3: Right? Where's my pirate shirt with the polka dot collar?
Speaker 1: You had some great clothes, man. You don't know until
Speaker 1: you see a photo that you had a matching bell
Speaker 1: bottomed pants shirt light blue to navy gradient.
Speaker 3: Uh, I love that one.
Speaker 1: That was Carmel, where I was born.
Speaker 3: Now those are the days eighties. So one of the
Speaker 3: job interviews I wanted to work for Gene Audrey. Geen
Speaker 3: Audrey was at the time KFI in l A and
Speaker 3: and and uh KAS KSFO in San Francisco, uh and
Speaker 3: the Seattle station KB those are that it matters and
Speaker 3: at Portland station. So I was looking and meeting with
Speaker 3: program directors up there to try to convince him that
Speaker 3: I was the answer.
Speaker 1: To and what did you What did you tell me?
Speaker 1: You said, I do a little bit of talk, I
Speaker 1: have an eclectic music taste. I'm not afraid to use
Speaker 1: dead air as a tool.
Speaker 3: Actually, as I I was hiring other jocks, and as
Speaker 3: I became a candidate for some position. It's all in
Speaker 3: your air check. Oh, it doesn't really matter where you've
Speaker 3: been who you know. If your air check is good,
Speaker 3: they may give you a chance. And the air check
Speaker 3: book was good, your ratings?
Speaker 1: What's the air check?
Speaker 3: Air check is just uh a recording of me being on.
Speaker 1: The air, right, just a sample? Sure, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a typical day.
Speaker 1: Am I going the right way? Okay? Instinctively I was
Speaker 1: born here. I don't know the name of any street here.
Speaker 1: Just this is the I just know where it is.
Speaker 3: A building is getting shabbier by the block. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I think we're getting closer to thee.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a lot of manufactured homes here that are
Speaker 1: manufactured to look like pieces of ship. Yeah, well there
Speaker 1: is probably.
Speaker 3: Go out in the front yard to change your mind.
Speaker 1: These A lot of these homes are installed with wall
Speaker 1: to wall counseling. That's that's a fireman joke. I think
Speaker 1: it goes straight.
Speaker 3: So then, so anyway, one of the one of the
Speaker 3: job interviews was in was in Vancouver, okay, yea, And
Speaker 3: and I pull up this radio station, look like a
Speaker 3: safely store that was big and this was a big
Speaker 3: time Canadian station. And this is a job I wanted,
Speaker 3: and it was talk. I really didn't want to do talk.
Speaker 3: But you know, I was this crazy liberal and that
Speaker 3: was my thing. I'm going to talk about crazy liberal
Speaker 3: stuff and then you're gonna have to turn it.
Speaker 1: Right, okay.
Speaker 3: And what they wanted was they wanted people. They wanted
Speaker 3: American jocks to come in and talk badly about the
Speaker 3: United States. And I knew that going in. I thought, well,
Speaker 3: I'm angry, and they just elected this guy named Nixon,
Speaker 3: so I could do that.
Speaker 1: And I had the interview.
Speaker 3: They listened to the tapes. They said, boy, you sounded
Speaker 3: like you maybe the guy we've been looking for. It's
Speaker 3: find a car you like? Could we send you out
Speaker 3: in one today?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, but you couldn't. I couldn't do it. I can't.
Speaker 3: As mad as I am about not electing George McGovern,
Speaker 3: I I can't bad mouth.
Speaker 1: Your country. There's another goddamn right do it. I can't
Speaker 1: peel it from my hand when it has stopped moving
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about my gun. And you were in
Speaker 1: the military. There's got to be some europe especially now.
Speaker 1: I think you're a very patriotic person. It doesn't just
Speaker 1: because someone's liberals certainly doesn't mean.
Speaker 3: Right and yeah and nor just because I was like
Speaker 3: an army officer doesn't mean that that I think that
Speaker 3: every patriot can only be a service.
Speaker 1: Should I go up this road? Or will turn left?
Speaker 3: Okay? We are coming into say, okay, there's a scale
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it looks like we're entering a military base.
Speaker 3: If you haven't eaten too much, So we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Get Oh do we have to get out?
Speaker 3: You have to wait until that guy leaves. Okay, and
Speaker 3: then they're gonna wait.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is high tech, isn't that. I'm enjoying going
Speaker 1: to the dump now.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You see those containers up there. I
Speaker 3: think we're end up dumping it in that.
Speaker 1: Oh and then the process.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we no longer can get up into where that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a mountain now, Oh yeah, I remember when
Speaker 3: it wasn't that tall. Right there, there were eight cells
Speaker 3: probably the last time you were here, you was you
Speaker 3: was here. Yeah, there may have been two cells. In
Speaker 3: other words, two holes in.
Speaker 1: The ground right right now.
Speaker 3: Theyve curvered them up. This is like a depreciating asset
Speaker 3: that as you fill them up, then then you gotta
Speaker 3: move on to another piece.
Speaker 1: Of dirt because that dirt is poisoned.
Speaker 3: Right, but only for the next fifty years or something.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's fine, we won't have to worry about it. No,
Speaker 1: just kids, kids, kids, right, kids have kids.
Speaker 3: But it's sealed and they put wells in it, and
Speaker 3: these people all have to have a bond ensuring that
Speaker 3: there's money to pay for any leakage. And these wells
Speaker 3: are test wells. Every laugh is like.
Speaker 1: This, really, why did they just quit?
Speaker 3: Because it's a cold truck. It's still so nice looking
Speaker 3: hundred degrees huh.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought it was me. I was about to
Speaker 1: take it personally. It's you. So I got to talk
Speaker 1: to this junk man right, Hey, your name must be Babcock.
Speaker 3: We have a mattress and a grill. Good, how are
Speaker 3: you good?
Speaker 1: What do we got a mattress and an old grill?
Speaker 4: Okay? So have you put the grill right over here
Speaker 4: where it says.
Speaker 3: One of the washers and dryers and stuff are why
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: Metal and I don't have to churn for it. And
Speaker 4: then just mapplis. I'll just do a yard.
Speaker 1: So just a minimum sixteen fifty okay, thanks?
Speaker 3: Uh huh sixteen fifty. Yeah, sixteen fifty is the minimum.
Speaker 3: She's not gonna charge us for the other thing. But
Speaker 3: if she did charge us, the total would have been
Speaker 3: sixteen to fifty for both.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she just wants to win us over. That's
Speaker 1: the babcock way. She's obviously a babcock daughter. They know
Speaker 1: how to make you feel good.
Speaker 3: Please about the dollar. Only sixteen fifty to get rid
Speaker 3: of this worthless, mapless stupid We don't aren't shield with
Speaker 3: apples and stuff? Oh our guts now out of the
Speaker 3: back end.
Speaker 1: Oh I got you. I got I thought you just
Speaker 1: would in a a in a human way. Thank you.
Speaker 1: There you go, daddy. Let me sign that the chilled
Speaker 1: and cock. Put your bab cock down on that data, dyd.
Speaker 3: There we are.
Speaker 1: Your signature is looking good.
Speaker 3: That's nice of you to say that. But you're a
Speaker 3: loved one.
Speaker 1: My dad has a bad wrist.
Speaker 3: Oh there are more, yes, oh each one.
Speaker 1: They want your bad cock, your handcock and your madison.
Speaker 1: Well before when I saw you sign it was really
Speaker 1: a shaking.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's really bad. Sometimes I just take off start
Speaker 3: writing on the side of the car.
Speaker 1: And you got a surgery, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, carpal tunnel surgery. Yeah, I had a pain in
Speaker 3: the wrist and go to Okay, okay, Hey, we never
Speaker 3: go up into the fill area anymore. We never go
Speaker 3: up into the pill area, right.
Speaker 4: Very often sometimes I can send you there, like normally,
Speaker 4: if you would have had a load plus mattress, I
Speaker 4: probably would have said you up there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, or if we had, you know, family from out
Speaker 3: of town, would we be able to go up there?
Speaker 1: All right? I have obscure interests. Thanks. I think she
Speaker 1: winked when she said that, didn't she I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll just go up there. What are you gonna call
Speaker 1: the dump cops?
Speaker 3: You gotta go in there. Oh that's where the rule goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's unload this. We're connected to Mike's.
Speaker 3: So I tell you has pushed that mofo off. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: why are you back in?
Speaker 1: There's a treadmill? Oh of course. See, my driving decisions
Speaker 1: are are hindered by the multitasking of talking and steering.
Speaker 3: Well, at least the four or five is absent.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not My life isn't endanger along with yours?
Speaker 3: Well you look at this, see see how this that's
Speaker 3: a uh, that's a settling pomp okay, and stuff will
Speaker 3: come out of there into that and then they could
Speaker 3: up in jars and sell it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's unload this ship, all right and sell it
Speaker 1: to It's like jelly preserves, all right, all right? How
Speaker 1: much heavy shit? All right? Here's your mic back, Dad.
Speaker 1: That stuff's heavy. Does it hurt your wrists to do that?
Speaker 3: Everything hurts my wrist.
Speaker 1: But you're a painter, So has it been affecting your painting?
Speaker 3: Or are you just I can't do fine stuff?
Speaker 1: Well, when I was young, you did more gestural brushstrokes. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Is it making you paint like you did in the
Speaker 1: sixties and seventies?
Speaker 3: Are we on? You know how you've seen how I
Speaker 3: hold a brush like it's uh fist. So you have
Speaker 3: a large canvas and you just pushed paint around like this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if only people could see this gesture.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's very visual process.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, so that that doesn't involve a whole lot of
Speaker 3: manipulative finger work.
Speaker 1: And right right, you.
Speaker 3: Know I do when people retire, And I've been retired
Speaker 3: from from my appraisal work or property tax work for
Speaker 3: a dozen years, and and now I I get I
Speaker 3: work for a local bank, and I do appraisals on them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: commercial businesses.
Speaker 1: When I was young, I had all these paintings heres.
Speaker 1: But and you were working. You went from that turning
Speaker 1: down that Canadian radio job. Basically maybe you tried to
Speaker 1: design a couple board games. But then you you moved
Speaker 1: back to Missoula and got and worked for the government
Speaker 1: doing the But you I always wondered because you had
Speaker 1: me drawing at a young age and had me looking
Speaker 1: at my hand and drawing it, and I of course
Speaker 1: wanted to draw, so uh. But I always wondered why
Speaker 1: you weren't painting as much. And you said, when I retire,
Speaker 1: And sure enough, when you retired, you painted. I was
Speaker 1: prolific hundreds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I closed down three galleries in town.
Speaker 1: You with your work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Use, it's just it's Montana. You know. We Montana
Speaker 3: fights every year for the lowest average wage with Mississippi. True,
Speaker 3: it's true. So they're in the whole lot of discretionary income.
Speaker 1: People are, of course folks with stuff, but no one's
Speaker 1: buy an art necessarily.
Speaker 3: Not so much. So, uh, which is you know, if
Speaker 3: you if you're on Social Security, you can make up
Speaker 3: to twelve thousand dollars and then anything in except of
Speaker 3: twelve thousand dollars they subtract it from your Social Security payments.
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, well, I'm just retired out, I'm painting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm going to have to pull back. And never been
Speaker 3: a problem, never hit the old twelve the twelve hundred threshold, I.
Speaker 1: Guess right, right, that's but then your wrist took a shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as I say, I do a little consulting, that's
Speaker 3: what that's what work after retirements. Cool. Yes, yes, do
Speaker 3: a little consulting for a bank to drive to the Yeah.
Speaker 3: The biggest problem is writing ship down right, Well, your hand.
Speaker 3: I sit on some boards and you know you want
Speaker 3: to write stuff down. You don't want to look like
Speaker 3: a moron.
Speaker 1: I've just seen you with a cup of coffee and
Speaker 1: seen it jiggle onto your lap.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can. I can spray everybody on the table.
Speaker 3: There's something about a specific weight that the tremors are,
Speaker 3: like a tea cup or something.
Speaker 1: If something's heavy, you're fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bowling ball, I'm okay, as well as
Speaker 3: the small ball child's bowling ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we were at the mall one day. I
Speaker 3: asked mel if she wanted some soup, and so I
Speaker 3: had two cups of soup walking to the table and
Speaker 3: there was soup flying on the ceiling. Just this trummer.
Speaker 3: That's just shaking back and forth.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: We'll get that man over there. The soup going o everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's a lunatic. So when I need to know more
Speaker 1: about the when you were writing jokes for comics, how
Speaker 1: did that work? I was.
Speaker 3: Going to art school in Oakland, and I was working
Speaker 3: at Montgomery Ward selling auto parts, and uh, the befriended
Speaker 3: a guy who worked in the paint department, who who,
Speaker 3: after years of his wife insisting they have a normal life,
Speaker 3: left Las Vegas. He was in a band in Vegas,
Speaker 3: but he knew some folks and and I think he
Speaker 3: I think he He was Triney Lopez's music manager, and
Speaker 3: we all know by Hammer and uh, I remember, yeah,
Speaker 3: he was his biggest down hall.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, of course, the of Hawaii Hawa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's well. Don Holle is a consequence of people
Speaker 3: in a marvelous vacation spot, sipping lovely drinks and eating
Speaker 3: bad food. They and listening. Some guy comes up and sings,
Speaker 3: and you think it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his whole career is based on drunk people
Speaker 1: in Hawaii. Absolutely when their impulse purchases.
Speaker 3: Right. Attorney was a little like that. He was a
Speaker 3: Latino guy and it's pretty good. Yeah, And for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: people were ready for that. And he had a pretty
Speaker 3: decent career for five ten years. So my friend uh
Speaker 3: Arcelino said, I put you in touch with a guy
Speaker 3: I know, a comic. Yeah, I know Sammy Sharp, so
Speaker 3: oh yeah, he's gonna love this stuff. So I fed him.
Speaker 1: Stuff for a while, but he and then he stopped
Speaker 1: paying you, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and then that's when I got into radio.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you have more of a more of
Speaker 1: a relationship with the Shortes than I do, because they
Speaker 1: that family owns the comedy store, and I live in
Speaker 1: that same city, but I don't go there because it's
Speaker 1: the parking is bad, it's on sunset. He's still alive,
Speaker 1: I think, barely, as well as Mitzi, his wife. She
Speaker 1: runs the store. Yeah, okay, his family. It's kind of
Speaker 1: in the Portland area. I think, I don't know what
Speaker 1: where he is, but.
Speaker 3: Never met the guy. It was an intermediary. I sent
Speaker 3: the stuff out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you send it in an envelope?
Speaker 3: Gave it to my friend who oh okay, okay, and
Speaker 3: this was six months worth of yeah right yeah, and
Speaker 3: I decided, okay, I just can't sell another starter.
Speaker 1: It was one of the things you were doing. Tell
Speaker 1: me all the different jobs you've had.
Speaker 3: Upholster different careers.
Speaker 1: You tried to design greeting cards for a while, right, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're If you're an artist, takes a great
Speaker 3: deal of courage and sticktuitiveness to hang in there. You know,
Speaker 3: I was selling auto parts at the time, making maybe
Speaker 3: two week right, okay, and that was pretty good back
Speaker 3: in the sixties. So I got a job as a
Speaker 3: as a commercial artist, doing paste up work and designing.
Speaker 1: Uh, tell me about that. Wasn't there time Mercury the
Speaker 1: Cougar story then?
Speaker 3: Oh that was a radio thing and mona h okay.
Speaker 3: They introduced the car, the Mercury Cougar, and and they
Speaker 3: brought down this young, pretty blonde girl. This is this
Speaker 3: is what what happens to a seventy year old And
Speaker 3: I can't think of this girl's name.
Speaker 1: Who needs to know her name? Everyone knows her name,
Speaker 1: Describe her body?
Speaker 3: Dad yes, come on, it doesn't married to the six
Speaker 3: thousand or six million dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sarapace.
Speaker 3: F Fara Facet was the decoration for selling the very
Speaker 3: first cougar.
Speaker 1: She was the walking, talking decoration of the Mercury.
Speaker 3: That in that in the Moderate Peninsula.
Speaker 1: Because that's real pretty that cop dressed like a hot
Speaker 1: dog Fender god, just soft in the middle.
Speaker 3: Making his own gravy. That's a Letterman line. I've always loved.
Speaker 1: It putting cops on bicycles. The number one uh gravy producer.
Speaker 1: So Fara fawcet clue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't keep her hands off men. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: had a problem.
Speaker 1: I've always had, yeah, beaten off very fair famous wives
Speaker 1: or majors.
Speaker 3: No, she was, she was not. This was before Charlie's
Speaker 3: Angels was just coming up. So so they came into
Speaker 3: the radio station because they were using a local Mercury dealer,
Speaker 3: and they said, I want six sixty second commercials. And
Speaker 3: I wrote the commercials and boised them and did the
Speaker 3: commercial work like I always did. And you had these
Speaker 3: you had these records with sound effects on them, so
Speaker 3: there'd be music and occasionally you need.
Speaker 1: Sorry, so there's.
Speaker 3: One hundred albums with all of that question in there,
Speaker 3: and they had this big painting of a cougar on
Speaker 3: the front window, and so I thought, well, I'm going
Speaker 3: to have a common tagline for all these commercials, and
Speaker 3: I'll say at the sign of the cat, because there
Speaker 3: was this big cat and then the big grout at
Speaker 3: the side of the cat. And then yeah, well I
Speaker 3: got my seven hundred and fifty dollars right, yeah, six
Speaker 3: commercials and voicing them and the national you know, Jay
Speaker 3: Walder Thompson said, I like that son of the Cat
Speaker 3: ship and oh wow, God. They used that for Mercury
Speaker 3: as long as they made a cougar and that was
Speaker 3: their trademark. Yeah, that's that's funny.
Speaker 1: What about the logo was that I thought in my
Speaker 1: head you had also drawn the logo, but that it
Speaker 1: was just that. No, it was just that you first
Speaker 1: told me about that when we were on a family
Speaker 1: vacation and I had just done some T shirts for
Speaker 1: the Albertson's here it was like a beach themed just
Speaker 1: a drawing of with the Albertsons logo in it. And
Speaker 1: then we were in Utah behind an Albertson semi truck right,
Speaker 1: and I saw the art on the semi.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's right.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I was like a man and I
Speaker 1: got less than I got six fifty an hour. And
Speaker 1: with that out, I can tell her that one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm working on weekend for somebody. I'm working
Speaker 3: a Sunday for somebody on the radio station. And there
Speaker 3: was an earthquake, not particularly strong, and so I got
Speaker 3: on the phone to Berkeley. Oh this was we were
Speaker 3: in Monterey, and said, anybody in the seismological department I
Speaker 3: can talk to, And a seismographer responded with the twenty
Speaker 3: thirty seconds of yeah, it was a four point two whatever, right,
Speaker 3: and the epicenter and all that information, and ran it
Speaker 3: on the local news. I'm sitting there was a lot
Speaker 3: going on. So the network, the Mutual Broadcasting System, which
Speaker 3: was our network, whose network, called from New York and said,
Speaker 3: there was an earthquake in California. It's kind of a
Speaker 3: slow weekend. Do you have anything on that? And I said, yeah,
Speaker 3: I do. I've got this twenty seconds or so, plus
Speaker 3: you know, I could do a little intro here. And
Speaker 3: as a aside, this Hollister, Montana, which is the epicenter
Speaker 3: of the San Andreas Fault was the location of a
Speaker 3: motorcycle gang taking over this town back in forty nine
Speaker 3: to fifty in a subsequent movie five years later starring
Speaker 3: model and Marlon Brandow. Yeah, yeah, so I could slip
Speaker 3: something like that in. Okay, So ultimately that was part
Speaker 3: of the package. Yeah, so I ended up doing a
Speaker 3: sixty second news story, which is really long. Sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: It's a long time radio it, but or even television
Speaker 3: it's fifteen seconds. So I did that and I hear this.
Speaker 3: I think it was a Saturday, not a Sunday. All
Speaker 3: the entire weekend. It's on the national news Jim far
Speaker 3: Go to Jim Fair, Yeah, baber Way in California and
Speaker 3: you just sid and they cut that thing up. Well,
Speaker 3: a friend of mine was a was a news stringer,
Speaker 3: and he'd been just covered the Angela Davis trial and
Speaker 3: he bought a new car.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make some money here. They're running this. Later
Speaker 3: out of my cousin who was in Germany said hey,
Speaker 3: I heard you on the radio. Bought the earthquake like
Speaker 3: six months later. Yeah, so this went worldwide. I'm thinking
Speaker 3: Katchen Katchin. Yeah, so I about two weeks later, the
Speaker 3: mail comes. There's a letter from the Mutual Broadcasting Company
Speaker 3: to me. Oh shit, and it's got a window in it.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, So I tear that puppy open. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: And I ran down to the dollar figure. Eight dollars, jesus,
Speaker 3: eight dollars. Granted it was some time ago. I got
Speaker 3: on the phone immediately and what's the eight dollars?
Speaker 1: Well, you're affiliate, we already own you.
Speaker 3: Yeah shit, that was it.
Speaker 1: That is that's eight dollars. Also, just to bring it
Speaker 1: to modern day, that that's exactly how much they will
Speaker 1: staple together to a W two that you fill out
Speaker 1: when you work at the improvisation in Hollywood. They give
Speaker 1: you eight bucks. You know, there's a bunch of comics
Speaker 1: on the bill. It's just funny to get. I don't
Speaker 1: like getting such a small amount. You know, I can
Speaker 1: always use any amount of money, But when the person
Speaker 1: paying you gets to walk away with the satisfaction of
Speaker 1: having felt they've paid you, and that's when I'd rather
Speaker 1: just do it for free. It's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: keep your eight bucks. I want to leave this transaction
Speaker 1: with you knowing you fully ripped me off. And the
Speaker 1: only people know that it is a zero dollar amount. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just I don't It
Speaker 1: was worse when it was a check though, because yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd get checks for eight bucks or maybe it was twelve.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just so funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you do this.
Speaker 1: Well, it's starting to you know, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think you and your pals, and it takes a
Speaker 3: lot of courage, a lot of guts, showing a lot
Speaker 3: of guts coming off off of abdominal surgery, showing a
Speaker 3: lot of guts there, well, Field.
Speaker 1: I thank you, but I think it also, it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've put too much time in and
Speaker 1: I'm too stubborn to because there's been opportunities to kind
Speaker 1: of parlay this in the writing jobs or what. But
Speaker 1: I like doing stand up, so I just yeah, it's
Speaker 1: an up and down thing. I also must, on some
Speaker 1: level that I'm not recognizing, enjoy the up and down
Speaker 1: of it. There's dry spells, and that makes you appreciate
Speaker 1: the wet spells. And I know that came out sounding
Speaker 1: medical or graphic. We all have wet spells and they
Speaker 1: feel great, but a dry spell almost tucks you out
Speaker 1: of the business that you know when you wake up
Speaker 1: and there's there's a that's when you know that money
Speaker 1: is gonna come rolling in. Yeah, I uh yeah.
Speaker 3: But now this is an attraction. This is called Splash Mountana.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why didn't they have this when I was a kid?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, the grand kids, your nieces and nephews. I love
Speaker 3: coming here. You know they did. There's tubes you slide
Speaker 3: down in and the.
Speaker 1: Lazy river thinguse water slides. I'm not that into, but
Speaker 1: the lazy grip you just lounge there water. Occasionally you
Speaker 1: go under some fake waterfall. Get to watch.
Speaker 3: Kids buckets fill and then bump on you.
Speaker 1: Kids having fun. I like watching kids have fun. But
Speaker 1: it's weird when you have a mustache like mine. You
Speaker 1: can't do it for too long.
Speaker 3: Is the mustache or something that's Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's not the same as when you had one. It's
Speaker 1: putting out a mess.
Speaker 3: Everyone had one. Yeah, didn't you used to think that
Speaker 3: that I was?
Speaker 1: I thought you were a Mexican. Yeah, you were very tan,
Speaker 1: and you always had a big dark mustache and big
Speaker 1: head of dark almost black hair, and I, yeah, my
Speaker 1: dad's Mexican. I don't know why I thought. I don't
Speaker 1: know what we live in Montana. Everyone's white. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I I guess I saw a picture that
Speaker 1: looked like my dad. I didn't know Mexican. I'd never
Speaker 1: been to Mexico. Of course I was toddler, so I
Speaker 1: guess I was. Yeah. There are some cartoons that you
Speaker 1: probably drew in your shrink comic and then and then
Speaker 1: Cheech May and that was my only reference. And I think,
Speaker 1: h Maren's probably a Jewish guy. Tommy Chong certainly isn't Latino.
Speaker 3: I remember one of your first fallover sideways laughing jokes,
Speaker 3: and it really wasn't a joke. You were like three
Speaker 3: or four years old. Gosh, I wish I could get
Speaker 3: these things straight.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's all right.
Speaker 3: I was a little guy, you were a tiny person.
Speaker 3: Did not like peas. I still like peas.
Speaker 1: I don't like peas still, and I grew up.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's wrong in a family situation where
Speaker 3: you ate everything. I liked it. You couldn't say, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I remember you guys making me sit and.
Speaker 3: I made you sit there until he's still sitting there?
Speaker 3: Could he's still sitting there?
Speaker 1: Mom? Mom wasn't the best cook. I'm sorry, No, she
Speaker 1: wasn't was very awful. I had eventually hide it in
Speaker 1: my sock or something.
Speaker 3: You put it in your little pants, you know, your
Speaker 3: little pants, of those little tiny.
Speaker 1: Pot that's like I'm in prison. And there were peas
Speaker 1: in a little pocket and a sharpened toothbrush just in
Speaker 1: case sh it got real nasty.
Speaker 3: So so uh so you said, was not having the
Speaker 3: greatest vocabulary. Vocabulary vocabulary, Larry Tabulary, You said, I but daddy,
Speaker 3: I don't like green balls. And I love the fact
Speaker 3: that you said green balls. And every every time a
Speaker 3: little kid said something cute, I never correct them because
Speaker 3: eventually they're gonna find it.
Speaker 1: I just love hearing well, I think that I think
Speaker 1: that it was later I called back to it during.
Speaker 3: The halfway through this.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: So later that year, you had artistic talent at a
Speaker 3: very early age. As soon as you could grab a pencil,
Speaker 3: I said, we are going to make Christmas cards with color.
Speaker 3: And so everybody always appreciated getting Christmas cards from you
Speaker 3: and I and so I take old Christmas card you know,
Speaker 3: steel plage your eyes yet of course you know, and
Speaker 3: rip off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just Sammy the design and Carlos Mencia it
Speaker 1: onto a piece of paper.
Speaker 3: So here's one with with with a dove and looked
Speaker 3: really pretty in it said peace, pray for peace, that's
Speaker 3: what it was. And you asked, not being able to read,
Speaker 3: what does that say? And and I said it says
Speaker 3: pray for peace. And you looked incredulously and turned your
Speaker 3: little head and said, why would anybody pray for green balls?
Speaker 1: Which at the time, which I didn't see it. I
Speaker 1: didn't see the anatomy joke at the time, because it
Speaker 1: would be you would be a lunatic if you had
Speaker 1: prayed for your balls or peace peace, either one.
Speaker 3: Why would anybody pray for green balls?
Speaker 1: Of course I prayed for peace. I don't say anyone's name.
Speaker 3: I just asked for it, prayed for peace, more peace.
Speaker 1: I did not a spell yet. We used to do
Speaker 1: a lot of You had me painting windows when I
Speaker 1: was young, murals on windows. I'm sorry, I yeah, I
Speaker 1: had to wait till five o'clock for you to get
Speaker 1: off work. It's already dark. I could be a couple
Speaker 1: of windows in exactly. I get off out of school,
Speaker 1: so I was high.
Speaker 3: I was pretty cheap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a fun thing for us to
Speaker 1: do together.
Speaker 3: I liked and I liked the fact that you had
Speaker 3: to sell it. I didn't go out to sell it.
Speaker 1: I would purposefully dress like Oliver Twist with some paint
Speaker 1: on my shirt and go act like I was cold.
Speaker 1: Would you like to have your.
Speaker 3: Windows, have your windowsighted?
Speaker 1: Would you like my fingers? It is just warm enough
Speaker 1: to hold a brush for another hour? Might you like
Speaker 1: a snow scene? But I'd show them then show them
Speaker 1: a book that you made of designs and those Where
Speaker 1: did you get those designs? Those are just kind of.
Speaker 3: Also I went to art school. Yeah, I just came
Speaker 3: up with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just classic Santa.
Speaker 3: Claus Santa and the snow and the trees and the
Speaker 3: season's great. I was an in and out kind of person.
Speaker 3: You were, You were a person that had to create something. Well,
Speaker 3: that's I just wanted.
Speaker 1: Them, do you And I'm all, no, Well, it's just
Speaker 1: a style thing. A little bit. I hunch over and
Speaker 1: I get detailed. Yeah, and I always sadly.
Speaker 3: I've seen but.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be, especially with painting, you know,
Speaker 1: gestural and and and you know, exploring how quickly you
Speaker 1: can the figures and remember motion and everything.
Speaker 3: Do you remember university motors? Oh god, it was so
Speaker 3: cold that the paint wouldn't dry.
Speaker 1: These all these car dealers freeze amazingly. They they felt,
Speaker 1: had the balls to ask to be put in a
Speaker 1: Nativity scene. So I'm putting yes, yeah, I know, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to make them happy. It was it was
Speaker 1: Hubbard's dad. I always wanted that kid to like me.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, I'll paint all you all you
Speaker 1: big assholes, and a Nativity scene, which one of you
Speaker 1: is going to be Jesus. And it was so cold
Speaker 1: we pain It was freezing while we were painting, so.
Speaker 3: And the pain yeah, the paint just didn't lay down and.
Speaker 1: Dry hair dryer a light behind it, so we couldn't
Speaker 1: even see what we were doing. And then and then
Speaker 1: we finally finished it in the dark, and I think.
Speaker 3: We had to come back because the figure looked horrible.
Speaker 1: They looked well it it fought out over in the
Speaker 1: morning and then dried as it was thawing. So the baby,
Speaker 1: his eyeball had melted down a foot past his head.
Speaker 1: Everyone looked like a melted candle burned victim. And so
Speaker 1: it's a We did the first burn unit Nativity scene,
Speaker 1: the first and last because it was horrifying, and then
Speaker 1: of course they didn't even call us. I just we
Speaker 1: had to go back and scrape it off. I couldn't
Speaker 1: have my name on that window.
Speaker 3: Hey, did you ever do inside out?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did that in Texas, but I that took
Speaker 1: a lot of attention. You have to basically start with
Speaker 1: the twinkle of the eye and then and like with.
Speaker 3: Santa, you start with the white shiny twinkle on his cheek,
Speaker 3: and then the red and then the pink, and.
Speaker 1: Then the face color and then in.
Speaker 3: The uh mustache.
Speaker 1: And the last thing you would do is his hat. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: Well the first thing is his hat, right, okay, yes,
Speaker 3: of course, yes, yes, your white head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See it's hard to I can't even it was verbalize it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did that at the Haunted Place and my only
Speaker 1: ghost experience. While I'm painting windows in Austin and they
Speaker 1: tell you it's haunted, But I don't listen when people
Speaker 1: say that stuff because I don't know. You and I
Speaker 1: both don't know what happens when we die. But I
Speaker 1: I there was something in there, and I could hear people.
Speaker 1: I could hear people partying. And then the guy showed
Speaker 1: up and he said, okay, you can come and go now.
Speaker 1: I unlocked the front door and I said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: there's other employees decorating up here. I can hear them laughing.
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, there's no one here that there's just
Speaker 1: a lot of ghosts up there. I was hearing laughter,
Speaker 1: I was hearing I'm like, it's a little early to
Speaker 1: be drinking. I could hear people cheersing. It was ten
Speaker 1: in the morning. And then I'm like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: believe in that shit. I'm not scared. And I went
Speaker 1: to wash the brushes down this hallway and I felt like,
Speaker 1: even though I couldn't see it, I felt like someone
Speaker 1: was wrapping me up in a cape.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what you were You were spooked.
Speaker 1: I was spooked, but I know I heard stuff. And
Speaker 1: then when I started to get mad about it and
Speaker 1: saying get out of here, I got to finish this wall.
Speaker 1: I was painting a wall. A stack of pint glasses
Speaker 1: tipped over. So I packed up my stuff and I said,
Speaker 1: I'll just come back later when there's Because they were
Speaker 1: going to have a banquet in the where I was painting,
Speaker 1: so I just went back later when there's people I
Speaker 1: actually left. I was too confronted by that. I don't
Speaker 1: and it was not It was an angry feeling. But
Speaker 1: that's the only time I've ever experienced anything. There wasn't
Speaker 1: just paranoia or because.
Speaker 3: I'm open to it. Yeah, just really suspicious. Yes, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean all of this was created by people who
Speaker 3: didn't know where the sun went.
Speaker 1: At night, you know, the people that thought the world
Speaker 1: was flat.
Speaker 3: So you're making some ship up here. I remember just
Speaker 3: being tiny, going to Sunday school and asking my mom
Speaker 3: they presented the talking sneak today.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 3: Do you think? Oh? I don't know, talking sneak?
Speaker 1: Are you scared enough to believe this? We are? We
Speaker 1: gotta go golfing?
Speaker 3: Wow, look at the that course is not very good shape.
Speaker 3: But it's been hot. It was never hot like this
Speaker 3: when you were a kid, was sure, but not for
Speaker 3: Why know that we never had air conditioning? Right, we
Speaker 3: couldn't live without it?
Speaker 1: Does get that's the problem with have we're now going
Speaker 1: And thank god he brought attention to global warming. I
Speaker 1: think that it was a big mistake to call it
Speaker 1: global warming. Because it's already was hot. Climate change, Yeah,
Speaker 1: climate change, it doesn't. It still gets freezing cold in
Speaker 1: the winter. There's just no snow.
Speaker 3: But there's no snow here anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you can only nor does it.
Speaker 3: You've heard about pine beetles and how they're destroying forests.
Speaker 3: Are they burrow in under the bark and you know
Speaker 3: it's it's really killing a lot of.
Speaker 1: Forests as all the bees guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and part of the reason is that it in
Speaker 3: January and places like this, it used to be ten
Speaker 3: below for a week or two. Well it killed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and Midden never gets that cold. We went below zero
Speaker 3: last early.
Speaker 1: Right before Christmas. It was free and then it dumped
Speaker 1: and that was the first.
Speaker 3: Time they we were below zero for a year and a.
Speaker 1: Half and then it snowed like it was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great and that was it. It was no
Speaker 3: more snow. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: No one, you can't really see the climate change thing
Speaker 1: unless you're somewhere that has four distinct seasons. Oh, look
Speaker 1: at that. That's nice modern.
Speaker 3: I've wondered about that lot.
Speaker 1: It's on a weird obscurey.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they built it four feet from the next house.
Speaker 1: I just missed having seasons. I feel like, yeah, since
Speaker 1: I lived in Los Angeles, I everything just flies by
Speaker 1: because the winter some you know, there's no benchmarking time passing.
Speaker 1: It's just, uh man, it's seventy five degrees all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember time moving slowly when I was in radio.
Speaker 3: I think if you get fired every other year for
Speaker 3: work and moving to another part of the country, yeah,
Speaker 3: it kind of slows the whole process. So don't you
Speaker 3: know the only people that will get complacent here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: bat shit's coming down.
Speaker 1: The only so we're saying, the only way you can
Speaker 1: live a long, full life is through winter and unemployment.
Speaker 1: It's the only way life doesn't fly past. I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: time flies when you're having fun. I just realized that
Speaker 1: was a saying, I guess I'm having fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great to suddenly realize, Yeah, this has been I.
Speaker 3: Think you as I have an extremely high excitement threshold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's okay right.
Speaker 3: Now, so you look around and say, wow, folks are
Speaker 3: joining this. I guess I guess I'm having Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like when we be in a restaurant, people are laughing.
Speaker 1: And when I was a kid, and you used to say, boy,
Speaker 1: did they all just get out of prison? They're just enjoying.
Speaker 3: They seem to be overly enjoying.
Speaker 1: What why can't I be that happy as that guy
Speaker 1: with that bullet pudding?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That guy, the guy with a you know, camouflage hat
Speaker 1: and no sleeves, seems happier than me. It's just easier.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've you know, I wear camouflage hats and
Speaker 1: sleeveless shirts.
Speaker 3: So who am I to judge the dirt queen?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the king of the dairy queen, the king
Speaker 1: of He's a nice guy.
Speaker 3: He is a nice guy.
Speaker 1: You know. I heard he's got a giant safe in
Speaker 1: his garage in the floor.
Speaker 3: He moved here from the town I was born, Conquer, Minnesota. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's where the hospital was living over time, the hospital
Speaker 3: was the same.
Speaker 1: What didn't we live in Pacific Grove? But the hospital
Speaker 1: was in Carmela, just four walks of a small town.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I lot my train of thought.
Speaker 1: That's okay, we're home, Yeah, we are home. We went
Speaker 1: to the damn dump, got rid of stuff. I feel
Speaker 1: like a man. God, let's go inside and eat and
Speaker 1: meat and have a beer.
Speaker 3: I'm done with the beer thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you've heard me and my father James Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: This has been another episode of do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: D y n A R?
Speaker 3: And I did need a ride? Are not work?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: We go?
Speaker 1: I leave? You want to way back?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Do you want to be there? Doesn't matter how much
Speaker 2: baggage you time and Turman al engay. We want to
Speaker 2: send you off inside. Do you want to welcome you
Speaker 2: back home? Tell us all about it?
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now? Porn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chriss