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Speaker 1: Internet, Jim bro cheats me out of one thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: so I infiltrate his family and destroy his business from

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Speaker 1: the inside. Okayop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Daughter and

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Speaker 1: I'm John Fry John. Have you ever done one of

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Speaker 1: those things where it's like if you tag three friends

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Speaker 1: you'll win like five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you wear a new iPad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Have you ever won a new iPad?

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Speaker 2: Never?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever won like any kind of like giveaway.

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Speaker 2: The only thing I've ever won is like counting. I'm

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Speaker 2: really good at like guessing things like jellybeans and a jar.

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Speaker 2: But that's it.

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Speaker 1: Did you wait? What did you wind? Do you win

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Speaker 1: the jar? Jellybeans?

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Speaker 2: You win like a like a little it's like a

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Speaker 2: kiddy like pack with like candies and like the little

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Speaker 2: spinny sticks that make noise, you know, okay, little kitty prize?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: Nothing made an iPad? Yeah? I have, I have. I

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Speaker 1: am also pretty bad with luck. I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: ever won anything major either. Maybe I won like a

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Speaker 1: raffle for like a candle once.

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Speaker 2: Or I actually just remembered I have one a drone

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Speaker 2: before song to shut.

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Speaker 1: My mouth man's one of frick and drove.

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Speaker 2: I forgot that was back when I first moved to California.

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Speaker 2: What I and I sold it to live off of

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Speaker 2: that money.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so John's out here the thing

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Speaker 1: he doesn't even remember. But I have a story about

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Speaker 1: a about But I have a story about prize money

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Speaker 1: kind of gone awry and maybe not going into the

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Speaker 1: pocket of the person that it should.

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Speaker 2: Oh, hit me with it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Internet Jim bro cheats me out of one thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: so I infiltrate his family and destroy his business from

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Speaker 1: the inside.

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Speaker 2: Respect.

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Speaker 1: Also, this is on pro revenge, and this is some

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Speaker 1: pro revenge professional over here. Okay. I used I used

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Speaker 1: to enter recipe competitions for I used to bet. I

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Speaker 1: used to enter recipe competitions for fun as a board

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Speaker 1: I used to enter recipe competitions for fun as a

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Speaker 1: board housewife. I was good at finding them online. I

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Speaker 1: had a system, knew what promoters wanted, and I usually won.

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Speaker 1: Oh some guys starts doing some kind of health and

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Speaker 1: fitness website and runs a recipe competition to promote it.

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Speaker 1: I do the thing a bootabowl. If you're wondering and

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Speaker 1: as usual, I am announced the winner, ingrats, it's doco thusday.

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Speaker 1: You've won one thousand dollars usually not a cash prize,

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Speaker 1: but okay, awesome, I'll take.

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Speaker 2: A thousand dollars for makings of tacos.

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Speaker 1: Except he never comes good with the money and just

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Speaker 1: ghost me instead. I decided to send one last message

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Speaker 1: and move on with my life. I can use the

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Speaker 1: recipe and photo again since it was never published, so

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Speaker 1: basically I can use my own photo that was submitted.

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Speaker 1: He finally responds and he's hostile. Oh you can't even

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Speaker 1: use that. This is fine, get away from my photo.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? First of all, this is my photo. Second

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Speaker 2: of all, you'll mean a thousand dollars hello?

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Speaker 1: Like sorry? What? And then he used to threaten me

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Speaker 1: with his goons all act I know people in Sydney

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Speaker 1: who will if you will pro When he thinks I'm

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Speaker 1: in Sydney for some reason, and I tell him just

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Speaker 1: forget it. I already accepted i'd never see the money.

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Speaker 1: I start googling this guy and come to find he's

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Speaker 1: a complete f wit, the proper gym bro, tough guy

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Speaker 1: with no social skills. And I also discover he's opening

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Speaker 1: a talk area in Sydney. So this is when the

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Speaker 1: revenge comes in. I infiltrated his Facebook friend's list with

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Speaker 1: my creeper account. I added a whole bunch of his

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Speaker 1: friends and family members first, so I chose having friends

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Speaker 1: in common, and then I use my new position to

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Speaker 1: gather intel. I made a Google account with his mother's

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Speaker 1: name and photo. I'm really that creepy and left reviews

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Speaker 1: saying his taco's tasted like someone farted directly into my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Then I made a glitter bomb, using a greeting card

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Speaker 1: that opens landscape style with tissue paper a pouch full

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Speaker 1: of glitter glued to the insides, and sent it to

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Speaker 1: him at his new rest. I googled his email address

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Speaker 1: and found his post on gum Tree looking for a chef.

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Speaker 1: So I made a new email address and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a friend of the most common Facebook friend's last

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Speaker 1: name family and they mentioned you're opening a takoia I'm

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Speaker 1: moving to Sydney. I was a chef of my uncle's

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Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant. Do you have any jobs available? You do?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: How exciting? Will you please give me a chance? Great

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Speaker 1: look forward to meeting you.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So Basically, they made a fake account to apply for

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Speaker 1: this job as a chef at this guy's new restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Also, like the glitter bomb, Like the glitter bomb is

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Speaker 2: part of the revenge plan.

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Speaker 1: So then this gets even better with the application as

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Speaker 1: a chef. Oh boy, every day this chef had a

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Speaker 1: credible excuse not to show and milk that until he

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Speaker 1: was just about done with my craft. Then I left

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Speaker 1: a message with an employee, I can't come into work

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Speaker 1: today because Taco Guy didn't give It's Taco Tuesday her

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Speaker 1: prize for the recipe competition. He ran on his failed

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Speaker 1: website and then threatened to with violence. And then I

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Speaker 1: waited for him to contact me. He was a little upset,

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Speaker 1: and I confessed everything, all the little mind afs and

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Speaker 1: all the petty craft, canceled orders, all of it. He

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Speaker 1: told me, please, bro, I'll pay you if you just stop.

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Speaker 1: I declined the offer. I said, I'd rather have one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of fun at his expense. Maybe next time,

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Speaker 1: don't threaten people with your goons, I said, I might

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Speaker 1: not ever get bored of this. And the last thing

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Speaker 1: I ever said, every time you have a bad day,

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Speaker 1: you're going to wonder if I was somehow involved.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is that is some criminal mastermind level stuff.

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Speaker 1: Right from the glitter bombs to the fake chef application

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Speaker 1: to just like I mean, infiltrating his friends and family

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Speaker 1: on Facebook, like OPI has a future in destroying line.

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Speaker 2: I only have one critique. Yeah, I think that OP

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Speaker 2: could have played out the the hired employee thing. It's like,

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Speaker 2: oh you didn't show up, fires him, create another account

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Speaker 2: and just keep playing him. And if she didn't say

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Speaker 2: the like, oh you didn't give the thousand dollars thing,

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Speaker 2: she might have been able to get him multiple more.

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Speaker 1: Times of hilarious. It's just like a ton of ghost

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Speaker 1: chefs coming dream Canada chefs who do not except yes,

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Speaker 1: I worked for Gordon Ramsey under his Australia restaurants.

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Speaker 2: Better yet, I am Gordon Ramsey.

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Speaker 1: I saw your taco shop and I really want to

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Speaker 1: be a chef for you. But yeah, this, uh, this

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Speaker 1: tells you, you know, don't be a dick on the internet

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Speaker 1: because people will hunt you down and murder you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be doing that.

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Speaker 1: Don't be doing that. But you know we should always

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Speaker 1: be doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, smashing that.

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