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Speaker 1: He's another Jebel. Hello, I am looking for Danielle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Danielle. Danielle. My name is Casey Ryback. I

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Speaker 1: work at Corporate Human Resources for How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm calling you because we recently received

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Speaker 1: an email from a coworker of yours who says that

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Speaker 1: they believe that you lied to your boss Natalie. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. But where were you last Friday?

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Speaker 1: Last Friday? I was I was sick. Mm hmm you

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Speaker 1: sure about that? Yeah? What do you have? I had

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Speaker 1: a cold? Really? Mhm h yeah, that's interesting. You know

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Speaker 1: what I remember my first workplace lie too. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not lying. I was sick. I was sick last Friday,

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Speaker 1: and that's fighting come into work. I even called in yeah,

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Speaker 1: and everyone that I would. Yes, you did. The one

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Speaker 1: thing that you forgot is that we can log onto

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Speaker 1: people's emails. And what did I find in your sent

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Speaker 1: email box? Travel plans for San Diego? Um? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe come on, daniel It's obvious that you took Friday

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Speaker 1: off to take a three day weekend, and you called

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Speaker 1: in sick and used a sick day instead of taking

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Speaker 1: time off. Um, just be honest with me. I mean, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, I did, thank you for finally being honest. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do know that this is an offense that could

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Speaker 1: get you terminated, right for missing one day. Not for

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Speaker 1: missing one day, but for using a sick day instead

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Speaker 1: of taking a day off and basically lying to your

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Speaker 1: boss that you're sick. Well, hey, maybe you should have

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Speaker 1: thought about that before you decided to go to party

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Speaker 1: town for three days. You have two options here, all right.

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Speaker 1: I clearly did my research and caught you lying not

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Speaker 1: only to your boss but to me. I can report

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Speaker 1: it to my higher ups and then they can decide

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Speaker 1: what to do with your job. Or you and I

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Speaker 1: can strike a deal. Okay, what's the deal. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you do something for me, then maybe I won't tell

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Speaker 1: this little lie to your supervisor. Okay, I mean you're you,

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Speaker 1: you won't say anything about it? No, it could be

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Speaker 1: our little secret. Okay, Um, well, what do you want

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Speaker 1: me to do? Well, you got two hands, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I only need one of them. Oh my god, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? You're pervert? Right now, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do that. You don't even know what I'm asking for.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to get me to do stuff to you

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Speaker 1: sexually because I took a sick day. No, god, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: You know how quick I could get fired for asking

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Speaker 1: somebody to do something like that to me. Well, why

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to think you? You? You asked me

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Speaker 1: to use one of my hands. I have a web

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Speaker 1: series on YouTube and it's all hand puppets. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Right? Kidding me? Right now? No? God, all

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Speaker 1: my friends are tired of me asking for them to

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Speaker 1: be in my videos. So I was wondering if I

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Speaker 1: could use you as a hand puppet model. And oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm really sorry that I thought you were

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Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, I don't know how you even

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Speaker 1: got to that point. It's just like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The web series is called The Adventures of Mister Knuckleburger.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that sounds great. Have you ever heard of it? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. Um but um if I help

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Speaker 1: you with one of your episodes for mister Knuckleberger, you

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Speaker 1: really won't say anything to my supervisor about seeking a

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Speaker 1: sick day. I won't say anything, all right, It's a deal.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. I can't wait to work with you. Okay, yeah, cool?

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Speaker 1: Neither Yeah? Can you can you put your hand up

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Speaker 1: to the phone and make it talk to the phone

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Speaker 1: and say like, can't wait to meet you? Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: can't wait to meet you either, to meet your either.

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Speaker 1: That was mister Knuckleberger. Oh okay, and I'm mister knuckle Purger.

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Speaker 1: It's a nice to meet you. This is a prink

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Speaker 1: phone call. What. Yeah, this is mister Knuckleberger. You're in

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Speaker 1: the middle of a print phone call. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't realize I was in the middle of

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Speaker 1: a frank phone call that you got me, mister Knuckleburger. Hey, Danielle, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Oh my god? Your co worker Vic set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said you called in sick to work

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Speaker 1: the other day and we're nervous about it ever since.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought I was so good to

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Speaker 1: get fired. Well you won't as long as you start

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Speaker 1: in one of mister Knuckleburger's videos. I will absolutely start

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Speaker 1: in one of mister Knuckleburger's videos wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties five