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Speaker 1: Yes, she was having a big laugh and she froze

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Speaker 3: The laugh, the so the let me clear it up

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Speaker 3: from myself just so I can picture it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it looked like a snooze. It certainly did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's laughing and the laugh's so big that

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Speaker 1: They got froze in laughing, like in that movie which

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Speaker 1: Weird signs. Yes, Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and inside

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Speaker 1: this guy to kicking button dropping names in the red

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Speaker 1: carpet line back hallways of this industry we call showbiz

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Speaker 1: and his Davenport. I'm here with Sean Clements, and Sean

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Speaker 1: would like to wish you a thank you. We have

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Speaker 1: this little game that we like to play sometimes on

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Speaker 1: the show. In this town, it sometimes seems very big,

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Speaker 1: but it's actually very small. And what happens in a

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Speaker 1: small town, You know, when you go out on the street,

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Speaker 3: So we play a little game called That's Really Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the game is called That's really Interesting because the

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Speaker 1: central component is a wheel that we spin and it's

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Speaker 1: got the names of everyone we've ever met on it,

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Speaker 1: and it lands on a certain person and we explain

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Speaker 1: we met exactly that person exactly. And so Sean, would

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Speaker 1: you like to do the honors of spinning the wheel?

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Speaker 1: And you spin the wheel and you do it for me,

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Speaker 1: just to start the game. It's digital, okay, and now digital?

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Speaker 3: Now okay, it's digital, and I'm getting ready to spin it.

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Speaker 1: Now I've done all my.

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Speaker 3: Stretching, I've limbered up and I uh and I have

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Speaker 3: programmed my back. I got this new electronic back implant

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Speaker 3: and I have a little computer that I program it

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Speaker 3: with when I'm going to do a big physical exertion.

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Speaker 1: Hello, all on somen nothing to fear but fear. It's

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Speaker 1: a he equals mc square probably dev Patel well Dev was.

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Speaker 1: It's funny that atlanted on him. Actually Dev was doing

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Speaker 1: newsroom in New Orleans. They shoot that down there. Yeah uh,

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Speaker 1: And I was there too to have a big party,

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Speaker 1: like I was going to have a big parade. Did

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Speaker 1: you not know Deav before newsroom?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I well before that, you don't remember he was sort

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Speaker 1: of a street rat. And then you know that that

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I think I had paid him to steal a carton

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Speaker 1: of cigarettes for me. Boy, do you say that? Boy?

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Speaker 3: I said, boy or girl? I can't even tell. You

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Speaker 3: had a big mop of hair. I hate when people

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Speaker 1: You see them from behind, the man, You see them

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Speaker 1: You paid him to steal something for you, a pack

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Speaker 1: I was in New Orleans and I had heard that

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Speaker 1: Knock that book off the shelf. And the book does

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Speaker 3: You don't know when you leave the room where that

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Speaker 1: and he starts telling me about how I had a grandma,

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Speaker 1: and the genie goes oh uh, and then the little

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Speaker 1: I have to pay you know, it's Dev's genie. So

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Speaker 1: doubting him, Yes, I do, because just because of he

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Speaker 1: want to spin the wheel for me? Yes, I'll spin

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Speaker 1: I went off in a race car and I and

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Speaker 1: I came back to because to get my my spinny stick.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, and now I'm going to do the

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Speaker 1: real spinny featuring Brian bomb Gardener. Oh, the wheel ended

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Speaker 1: on Brian bomb Gardener, who played Kevin from the Office.

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Speaker 1: How did you meet Brian?

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Speaker 4: Brian?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, Am I really gonna tell this? Uh? I

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Speaker 1: guess I have to write that's the rules of That's

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Speaker 1: the rules of of that. That's really interesting. So well, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you can probably guess Brian and I have a decent

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Speaker 3: One of those being authentic Kansas City barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What's the difference is that? Is it the rub it's.

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Speaker 3: The Yes, Yes, it's a dry rub on the Kansas

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Speaker 1: It's not saucy.

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Speaker 3: And all these saucy barbecues that have come out here

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Speaker 3: I just can't really get on board because it's so

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Speaker 1: It's fake number one, it's fake.

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Speaker 3: And I think that goes without saying, but number two,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I like to dress nice when I go

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Speaker 3: to barbecue. I wear a tucks with tails, and I

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Speaker 3: don't want to be getting sauce all over it. Now,

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Speaker 3: if there's a powder on my ribs, that's kind of

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Speaker 3: a nice dry rub that's been pushed in there, and

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Speaker 3: then they heat it on the charcoal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that for a short time or a long time?

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Speaker 1: Not a short oh, Hayes, Well, I don't know. This

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Speaker 1: me and Brian's thing. Yes, Hayes. No, so it is

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Speaker 1: a short time. No, it's not a short time. How

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Speaker 3: Well, that's become quite clear. It's a long time. Hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about slow cooking some of these ribs. Anyhow, I'm,

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: Not a film festival, but a barbecue festival. Mmmm, that's right, barbecue.

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Speaker 3: So I'm down there and I sit down at the

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Speaker 3: And I say, hey, who's the other judges on this thing?

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Speaker 3: And they go will Emerald, and I go, try again.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sit next to that hockey puck because

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Speaker 3: he's not a real guy. Yeah, he's fake.

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Speaker 1: He's faker than those saucy barbecue restaurants I mentioned. Like

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Speaker 1: a hockey puck. Yeah, and I'll tell you what I

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Speaker 1: you could barely even throw it. You can't use it

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Speaker 3: No, it's like doing an imitation of a sports thing.

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Speaker 3: And it's a liar. I mean, a hockey puck is

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Speaker 3: a liar, and that's what Emerald is. Because what a

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Speaker 3: hockey puck says is have fun with me, play a game.

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Speaker 3: But what it really means is, oh, by the way,

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Speaker 1: A real fool.

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Speaker 3: And now Emerald pretends all the time that he's kicking

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Speaker 3: a pretty large chair there for Emerald, but now they

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Speaker 1: Who do you think it was who I would think

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Speaker 1: it was Brian, because this is the story is about Brian,

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Speaker 1: Brian Urlocker.

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Speaker 3: Yes, now, Brian Urlocker is very good friends and was

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Speaker 3: actually college roommates with a little guy who acted on

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Speaker 1: Is this Brian Bombgardner, brat Creed. So Brian Irlocker is

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Speaker 1: friends with Creed. That's right, So me Arlocker and Creed.

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Speaker 1: I'll go out after the big barbecue festival and where

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Speaker 3: Yes, and your punishment is being decided unless you straighten

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Speaker 5: That's probably a good idea, and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he was. I have no problem with Ben Schwartz.

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Speaker 3: We've got an engineer Brett character this season. He says,

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Speaker 1: Go, oh, no, I go to play with my tunka trucks.

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Speaker 1: Fucking forget it. That's you. I mean, unreal, Sam, What do.

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Speaker 1: And now you did misspeak, and that's true. And now

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Speaker 1: Didn't recognize that, Brett, What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: I just said it? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right, you got freaking roasted, Brett.

436
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 5: Just you're knocking over headphones. I bought these head I

437
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 5: bought these chairs.

438
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 3: They shouldn't be near the chair that Cody, Cody, I

439
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: forgot that you're an engineer and you know how to.

440
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: He's hacked into the system. Cody, stop saying nonsense into

441
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: the show.

442
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 3: Cody, do not do like in that movie Virtuosity, where

443
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 3: then you sort of become inside the system and are

444
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: able to say whatever crazy word you keep saying.

445
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: I'll let you say it one more time, and then

446
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: you have to stop for the rest of the show. Okay,

447
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: that's it. That is it, Cody. Now let's talk about

448
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: We'll just do it like we wouldn't do with any

449
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: other gap great on the show. And so yes, tell

450
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: us different because of who you guys are. But tell

451
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: us about do you have a family?

452
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 4: Yes?

453
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: I have a family. No, you don't, Sam, Yes, Okay,

454
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: for the sake of this exercise, tell us about your family.

455
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 5: Okay, I grew up in the Bay Area. I have

456
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 5: two siblings, older brother, older sister. I have two parents.

457
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: Give it a little. You've seen people do like a podcast,

458
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: and so give it a little.

459
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 5: Generally, don't ask them this question.

460
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: Though I don't know how we always ask this question.

461
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: It's this Bay Area thing like it's supposed to be

462
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: some kind of gay joke.

463
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 5: No, it's just a fact that that's where I'm from.

464
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I actually like those guys, so we don't make fun

465
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: of them on here.

466
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 5: I mean, they're just people. You might like them or not.

467
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: There's no you should like it. And I actually don't

468
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: appreciate the attitude of like you you might like them

469
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: or not.

470
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 5: I mean that's not very that the actual fair I mean.

471
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: Well, no, I actually don't think it is to say

472
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: it's people straight people. Well, if you are looking at

473
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: civil rights and you're saying like black dudes, you're saying like, oh, well,

474
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: you might like them or not. Not my business. I'm

475
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: staying at home while people are getting all blasted and

476
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: wet from a fire hydrant.

477
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 5: Right, I mean there were worse things going on then.

478
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: Oh please, mister History Boy.

479
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 5: Than fire hydrants.

480
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh that right. Here's the movie History Boys again. Okay,

481
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: And that's been trying to get us to watch History Boys.

482
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 3: After the podcast, he keeps begging us, Hey, guys, if

483
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 3: you don't have anything right after we're dumb recording, can

484
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 3: you watch History Boys with me?

485
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: And now here we go again? What about talk about

486
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: your job doing this, doing our show. Okay, I well,

487
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: now I think it. Don't you think it's fair? If Sam, Sam,

488
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: don't you think that's fair.

489
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 5: For some ill I'm lead engineer, I'll just say that,

490
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,719
Speaker 5: and you guys sometimes treat me as if I'm not.

491
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: I've asked Fall what that title actually means, and he

492
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: actually said that it's not really that meaningful of a title.

493
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 5: And also not that meaningful.

494
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: But to be like lead engineer admitted it.

495
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 5: It's like basically, so I'm saying it's okay to go

496
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 5: through me and then to Sam.

497
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: But isn't it fair to lot Sam talk? Now?

498
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: I mean god legion neer is like being like the

499
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 3: world's fattest skinny guy.

500
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it's it is like being the world's fattest

501
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: skinny guy.

502
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 5: Okay, Sam answer the question. I guess I don't even

503
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 5: know what it was.

504
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: It was talk about your job doing our show. It's great.

505
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: Uh, I love it. There's some pros, some cons Brett

506
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: makes because everything go through him, which is it means

507
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 2: me Like every email says Sam Comma, I work for

508
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: lead engineer Brett. It's but I get to meet comedy idols.

509
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: It's good.

510
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: So Brett's a mean boss.

511
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: Not necessarily, it's.

512
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 5: Just a lot of credit. That's all I'm asking for.

513
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: But a lot of this stuff is things that he's

514
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: not there for. Every outgoing email comes from like Sam

515
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: at Earwolf under lead engineer.

516
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: But that's not interesting. When he says talk about doing

517
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 3: the show, he means talk about us.

518
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, doing our show one, and that your job.

519
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: We know, we know Breton mean boss, we know we

520
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: know that you have to do email eventually gonna destroy him,

521
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: But for now, talk about what's doing our show and

522
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: that that's like.

523
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: It's great. I've met a lot of new people in

524
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 2: the forums. Everyone loves you, m.

525
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: Everyone is loves you.

526
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one treats me badly.

527
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: It's great, Oh Sam, And now it seems like this

528
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: is what it seems like to me, is that you

529
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: liked the attention you were getting the first time you

530
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: said it, and now you're being a bad baby. And

531
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: it almost makes me want it almost makes me want

532
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: to ask Cody what his take on all this is. Yes,

533
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: I would actually be interested in to hear sort of

534
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: Cody's side of the story. So if we could turn

535
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: Cody's mic up for a second, Cody, Cody. Enough, it

536
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: was funny the first time, okay, And I know I

537
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: got mad, but I can admit it is funny once

538
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: to say something silly and crazy, and even I've been

539
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 1: guilty of that before. I've said a crazy way. It

540
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: is a funny sound, yes, whatever it is. But now

541
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: it's gotten absurd, and now it's at the point where

542
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: it's actually very disrespectful, and it's making me want to

543
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: take away some of your privileges and guess whether your

544
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: mic is off? It is? Yes, it is for good now, Brett.

545
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 5: Yes, wait, you can.

546
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: How big of a treat? What's the biggest treat? Yes?

547
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: What's the biggest treat about being here right now? Because

548
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: think about it. You're supposed to be an engineer. What

549
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: do you think about it? You're supposed to be an engineer, Brett,

550
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: what do you think about it? You're supposed to be

551
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: the engineer and you get to be a guest. How

552
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: many engineers ever get to do that? Non? Think about that, Brett.

553
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be an engineer, okay, and you get

554
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: to be the guest today. You are the guest of

555
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: the whole show. Mm hmm, the whole thing, and isn't it.

556
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: There's only we're not doing any other guests except the

557
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: engineers today. You're the only guest for the whole show.

558
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 5: Well, the biggest treat then is being here, being able

559
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 5: to voice my opinion.

560
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: Yes, you get to talk about europinions. What you were

561
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: saying about Ben Schwartz and black people.

562
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: It didn't.

563
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: Use this platform you have now for.

564
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: And we're finding out a little bit why a lot

565
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: of engineers aren't guests, because a lot of them are

566
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 3: making fun of gay guys even though those guys are

567
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 3: actually great. They're making fun of black people even though

568
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 3: those guys are actually equal, and they're making fun of

569
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 3: Ben Schwartz even though he's actually on House of Lives.

570
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: And it seems like you don't realize.

571
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 5: Any of those things. Can we just like kind of

572
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 5: start over? Yeah, I didn't do any of that.

573
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: You want another another slate, We'll do a clean slate.

574
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: I think you deserve it to have the middle finger

575
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: stay up there on the record and the whole time.

576
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: And so the middle finger, you're still getting a middle finger.

577
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 5: And I see it.

578
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: I see it, Sean, And that's a reminder. And b

579
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: I think your lucky stars bright you're not getting a

580
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: superfinger right now?

581
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 5: What's a superfinger?

582
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:36,479
Speaker 1: Don't even ask, because do you truly do not want

583
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: to know what a superfinger? You want that kind of

584
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: heat coming that I kind of put your mic on

585
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: and tell him whether you know what a superfinger is,

586
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: because trust me, you do not want to.

587
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: I remember something that was like a cooks Oh yes,

588
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh so you do know?

589
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So like do you know a little very clear

590
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: idea what the superfinger is?

591
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: Yes, so you know it's pretty close to finding out

592
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: too what it means when you get one straight to

593
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: the dome?

594
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 5: Are you about to do it? You're like backing up

595
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 5: a little bit.

596
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: Well, you don't want me to get a head start

597
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: on it. I'll tell you that, but.

598
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 5: Kind of do I don't have I have no idea

599
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 5: what it is.

600
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,479
Speaker 1: Enough of a wind up a superfinger would end you. Wait,

601
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: did you just what did you just say?

602
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 5: Is it just two middle fingers?

603
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Just? Is it just two middle figures?

604
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: Is it just twice as as bad as.

605
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: The original one?

606
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 5: That doesn't even make sense only being called superfinger?

607
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: And then it's two fingers because it looks like what

608
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: big one Brett when you do it, it looks like

609
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: one massive one. No, it looks nothing like what you

610
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: just did. No, it's not so bad. It's not connecting

611
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: your two fingers on both hands as doing it with

612
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: one hand. I knew that's what he thought. So it

613
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: looks like one big one. Ease, Brett, act like you

614
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: know what it is. Okay, you don't even deserve one.

615
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: I don't deserve You're not worth it. You're right, because

616
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: it's hard to do it. I don't feel like, because

617
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: it's hard to do it, you have to use your

618
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: other hand to hurt my hand, and so that's the

619
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: main reason you have to kind of bend your fingers

620
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: into shape, and it's you're certainly not worth the time. Brett.

621
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: Who are some of the best people you've met?

622
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 5: That's people I've met? Well, you two, of course.

623
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm well very yes, go on.

624
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 5: I really like this show. I've been a big fan

625
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 5: for it for a long for a long time.

626
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, see I can't even.

627
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: You were murdering but Sam when he misspoke, and now

628
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: you go, I've been a big fan for it of

629
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: a long You.

630
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: Did crush Sam, and now I'm murdered. And now Sam

631
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: gets to crush you.

632
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 3: And now with your own weapon, it's been turned against you.

633
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: Sam up your mic. Yeah, super woud and use Brett's

634
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: own blade to slit his throat and use his hand

635
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: and say you're slitting yourself.

636
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: Oh well, what was that word you said?

637
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: That was good? Sam, that was good? And what and

638
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: what Brett and and what Brett's learning is when you

639
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: point a superfinger at someone else, there's three superfingers pointing

640
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: back at you, and that is important lessons.

641
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 5: Okay, best people I've met. Sinbad came in coming in

642
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 5: the other day.

643
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Was great.

644
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 5: That was awesome.

645
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: O day.

646
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well Sam, let's not Sam, take it easy.

647
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: You can go outside for five minutes.

648
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 5: Tenacious D came in. Uh the other day. That was

649
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 5: a lot of fun.

650
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: What did they They were coming in to do our show,

651
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: but we weren't here.

652
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

653
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 5: It wasn't for this show. It was for comedy band band.

654
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they do the Richard Simmons came in once.

655
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: Wait I'm not done. Hell they do the riddles and

656
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: the and like what do they do? Oh yeah, because

657
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know. They do the one with the

658
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: they do the one with the riddle. They do TV.

659
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: They do. Yeah, they do the TV.

660
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 5: You want to know because I work on that show

661
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 5: all the time.

662
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what it's some of the stuff they.

663
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 5: Do, like would you rather?

664
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah? They do? Yeah, they do this. Yeah, that's the one.

665
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: They do that one.

666
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 5: It's a lot of fun. Actually, what am I thinking?

667
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 5: That's a good one.

668
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: They haven't done that. How does that one go? We

669
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: can play that?

670
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

671
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: I know that, but it's so great and we like

672
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: it so much. I'm great at it. Yeah, you know

673
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: how to play it if you like it so much,

674
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: let's play. Yeah, everyone loves it's it's not like every

675
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: only one person can play that game. Anyone. Anyone can

676
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,240
Speaker 1: do it. They don't own that. Yeah.

677
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 5: Okay, so you start out by saying how do you start?

678
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 5: You just start by throwing out a random more than one?

679
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Two? Three? No?

680
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you and the count of three we

681
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 3: would each say one, right, yeah?

682
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, So you guys are gonna do it? Or

683
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: does everyone do it at once? Sure? Okay, fine, we'll

684
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: do it right now? Okay, Sam, are you doing it? Yeah? Sam? Yes, Sam,

685
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: get back in here, can be in it too, And

686
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: we just say, what about Cody? Yeah, Cody said it too,

687
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: And so Sam counts down and we just say a word.

688
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 2: I'm actually unfamiliar with it. We just say one word.

689
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you countdown, are okay, you say one word,

690
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: we'll just do it.

691
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: Sam, you'll catch on.

692
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 5: Then you associate with that word for the next Brett. Sorry,

693
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 5: Sam's gonna catch Just don't think he'll get it.

694
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: Okay, who's counting, I'll do it, Okay, one, two, three? Okay?

695
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, Brett, what did you say?

696
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

697
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: What'd you say, Brett?

698
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 5: I said Carnival.

699
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: No, not Carnival, Brett, come on, yeah, that was everyone.

700
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: That word was bad. Cody's in big trouble. Sean, you're okay.

701
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: I think I got infected by whatever Cody's got.

702
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: And so what's happening now?

703
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 5: So two people said babb a booie. I said Carnival.

704
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 5: Sam didn't say anything that I got nervous. Heyes, I

705
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 5: don't even know what you said. I said, mad, I'm

706
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 5: supposed to say you said mad. Yes, it's what I'm thinking.

707
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 1: That's better at getting nervous than doing what you did. Carnival.

708
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: What is that?

709
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: I said the letter? I am hearing that, and then

710
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: I just stopped.

711
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 3: Now now Hayes is mad, that makes sense. Yeah, Cody is,

712
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 3: and Sean's infected. I've been infected whatever. Cody has some

713
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 3: sort of Now I'm worried that it's some kind of

714
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 3: illness he's got because I haven't heard him say anything

715
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 3: other than.

716
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: That for a couple of days. No, it's just that

717
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: and the sneezing, which give me a break.

718
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 5: So, I mean, you know what was a little faster

719
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 5: than this?

720
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: Well you it's because you're not explaining what the next

721
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: thing is. I thought you.

722
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 5: Okay, So the next thing is we take all those

723
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 5: words in our minds and then we say another word

724
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 5: that that connects all of them together.

725
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: The county game.

726
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 5: This is the game, and that is you win when

727
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 5: you all say the.

728
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: Same and everyone says the same word.

729
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 5: It's pretty fun when you actually do it right.

730
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: Okay, So we want to find the thing mad.

731
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: Carnival ba ba booey ba bo and m and then

732
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: getting nervous.

733
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 5: You can't say any of those again, so it has

734
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 5: to be a new word.

735
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, who's counting. I'll do it, okay, one,

736
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: two three carnival, Okay, I did what did you say?

737
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: What did you say?

738
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 5: Brett, I said, inappropriate.

739
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: Oh god, what.

740
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 5: You don't normally have.

741
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: To do with any of you. It was an inappropriate

742
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: word to say exactly.

743
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 5: That's why I did it, because I thought all the

744
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 5: other responses were inappropriate that last time.

745
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: Please, and mine is putting all the words together. And

746
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: what did you say? I was willing to meet Brett halfway.

747
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: I said carnivals, yes, and so he said a different words.

748
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 5: That's against the rules, though, I thought, But he didn't.

749
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 5: Sam didn't say anything again I did. I said, clown, Oh,

750
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: how did what does that have to do with bab

751
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 5: a Booie or mad?

752
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a angry clown. He's at

753
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: the carnival. His name is Baba Booie. I understand. You're

754
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: doing a good job, SAMs, and I wonder, and I

755
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 1: wonder if Sam should be lead engineer one of these days.

756
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 5: But then what would I be? I would go even higher,

757
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 5: be in a ditch.

758
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: You would go even higher? Yeah, right, you'd be even

759
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: lower in the bottom of a ditch.

760
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 5: He's just said that.

761
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: So that's the real that's the real game, and that

762
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: is the real game. And you like that show and

763
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: you're just saying words, what's the other one?

764
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 5: Riddle me this, that's one that you were mentioning.

765
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the riddle one. And then what's the other one?

766
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 5: Would you rather?

767
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: How's that one go? Somebody?

768
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 5: Generally somebody sends Scott something like on Twitter and a

769
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 5: scenario would you rather have like lobster claws? Or would

770
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 5: you rather or you have.

771
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: To roll everywhere to get there?

772
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 2: You got to lie down and roll there?

773
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

774
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 3: Or would you rather have jelly from a jelly donut

775
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: coming out of your fingers?

776
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: And you just pick one.

777
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 5: Discussion space, there's a discussion. You're able to ask him questions.

778
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 5: He knows the answer to every question, and then you

779
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 5: pick at the end.

780
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: Or would you rather you're a bunch of pancake batter?

781
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: Or do you want to you'd rather you're a poster

782
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: of a pancake batter. I mean, it's real, it really is,

783
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 3: because when when you pick one, you don't get to

784
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 3: do it.

785
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: It's nothing that would ever even happen. Did you hear me?

786
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: That's true? Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm following up

787
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: on what you said.

788
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 3: And let's and I'll even do one right now. Uh,

789
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 3: Engineer Sam, So would you rather your whole body's just

790
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: a bunch of honey, or or would you rather you

791
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 3: got to live in a jar and your dad hits

792
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 3: the jar with a hammer.

793
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: Uh, and he just picks I guess the honey.

794
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 5: You can ask questions, right.

795
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: You guess the honey? Yeah, okay, And that's a whole game.

796
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: And that's that's it.

797
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 2: If I can ask questions, all right, if I'm the honey,

798
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: I can still go about and do my day like

799
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 2: my daily things, right, not in any sort.

800
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: Of I mean, if your daily things is being honey, or.

801
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 2: If I'm in the jar. There's no limited here is.

802
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 1: This what's happening. This is what they do. And that's

803
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: a whole show. This is the entire show.

804
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 5: It's not the whole show.

805
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: This is one segment. There's more of this. This is

806
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: a show.

807
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 5: This is the main show, biggest show on this network.

808
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: That's the big show. I mean, they get I'm not

809
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: gonna go. They're doing numbers, but they're doing right, Not now, Cody,

810
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: Not now. He's controlling the system with his mind now

811
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: and I can see him.

812
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 3: He's closed his eyes and he's inside the wires.

813
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: He's God, He's become so powerful. Now I hate how

814
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: powerful Cody's gotten. Can I just say that everyone says

815
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: that he's gotten extremely powerful, and I don't like it

816
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: at all.

817
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 5: It's alarming. He's not even sitting here and he's his

818
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: voice keeping.

819
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: He's in the wires. I despise Cody. Now, let's do

820
00:46:49,560 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: the Okay, we'll do the uh popcorn gallery. Uh oh,

821
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: we'll see, we'll see what we just did. That's a show, Okay.

822
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: And so we're doing the popcorn gallery and wait, hey,

823
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: what we just did. That's would be a show. That's

824
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And I'm trying to ask that. Sam,

825
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: could you confirm that? Do you know that show?

826
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: It's much shorter than a normal show.

827
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: Well, that's well, that's it, Like it's just the it's

828
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: a long that they do more of that. It's just

829
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: more of that of that show. We did this show.

830
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: This is shorter of this show.

831
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: No, no, Sam, we're saying the thing that we did

832
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: before with the game, would you rather be a styropham

833
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: cup or your grandpa's a tissue box? And and that's

834
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: that's the whole other show, the comedy show.

835
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's a whole bunch more. They have a

836
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 2: guest and they talk.

837
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: Well, that's part of the thing. I mean, I don't

838
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: think that they're just doing it silently playing the games.

839
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: I know there's a guest and they're talking, but that's

840
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: what they talk about. They talk about would you rather

841
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: like have a beard or like a drink of water?

842
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 2: Well, they do the same things, but it goes on

843
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: because the people can do it better. I feel like

844
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: I did, I do. I feel like the guests better

845
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 2: than you.

846
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 3: That's yeah, now you're sucking up to him. Now you're

847
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 3: sucking up him.

848
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: He's he's definitely not listening anymore, and he's probably on

849
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: his way over here right now to beat your butt.

850
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: And he could do that.

851
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: And would you rather use a boxing glove or frigging yeah,

852
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,760
Speaker 3: wouldn't paddle?

853
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 5: I would think it woulden paddle maybe in that situation.

854
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: Well, if you was, you don't get the answer is

855
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: you don't get to choose. But you're you're definitely gonna

856
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: get pounded for sure, and you don't get to choose.

857
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: How Yeah, Unfortunately you don't get to choose. And heat

858
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: that's riddled me.

859
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 5: That that's not riddled me, that that's would you rather

860
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 5: that's yes.

861
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: Well, like I said, you don't get to choose what

862
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: it is because you're in a ditch.

863
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 5: Can we start over?

864
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, I think that's a good idea. That would

865
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: be better. Yes, let's start over and we'll time for

866
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: the popular gallery and you guys get to ask each

867
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: other a question. I don't know, just so you ask him.

868
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: You asked Sam a question, Sam, question?

869
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 5: Sam? What do you do besides engineer here?

870
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 2: Uh? I mean you're always motorcycles. It's pretty much wrong.

871
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: The other hobby like comic.

872
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 5: Books, comic books, you do that?

873
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I read comic books, and you just know we

874
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: like comic books. And you're trying to act like you

875
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: like comic books too, and just be honest, just try

876
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: to make it cool, like be cool like we are

877
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: because we're cool nerds.

878
00:49:59,360 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

879
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 3: Just do what you actually like. And you wouldn't know

880
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 3: a comic book if it came up and hit you

881
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 3: in the butt with a wooden paddle.

882
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: And you're never going to learn to ride a motorcycle, Sam,

883
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just saying it. You're never going to

884
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: get him to work, No, I really do. No. You

885
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: they're in pieces on the floor, and you're never going

886
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: to figure it out how they go together. It's too

887
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: many pieces. It's too many pieces.

888
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 3: It's not it's not like a puzzle, which you're also

889
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 3: very bad at. Okay, it's a machine, and so you

890
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 3: need all the pieces to do all the parts.

891
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 2: No, I really, I really do.

892
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 5: You can ride them after you put them together?

893
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I restored mostly old cafe racers.

894
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: Have one. No, then you must be okay, so he's

895
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: covering up.

896
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 5: I don't you just have a bunch of old bikes.

897
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: No job. People will pay me to restore old bikes

898
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 2: and restore them to how they looked.

899
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: Well, Sam just got called out, and so now it's

900
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: Sam's turn, and he gets asked Brett a question.

901
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 2: What happened to that band you're playing in? Well, nobody

902
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 2: knows what that is when I first started here, you're

903
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: playing in a band. Are you still in that band?

904
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: That band's kind of on a hiatus right now because

905
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 5: your wolf has taken all my time, including.

906
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: Now everyone's uncomfortable. Now everyone's uncomfortable, Sam, Why did you

907
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: do this?

908
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 5: It's kind of a personal question that I.

909
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: Have to here and meet celebrities. I've been producing and

910
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: and be a part of something that's really big, and

911
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: so I don't get to screw around. Nothing I've ever

912
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: done has ever gone as badly as this. I'm a

913
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: hit maker, you understand. When I touched something it's gold.

914
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: And when I decided, do you knuck aheads a favor

915
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: and say, okay, be the guest, I'm gonna cool down?

916
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 2: Would you ask me a question?

917
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: What?

918
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: I don't know why you asked me a question?

919
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: Would you would I ask you a question? Yeah? Yeah?

920
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?

921
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 2: Huh?

922
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: You did ask him to ask you?

923
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 3: Why'd you try? Why are you fucking me like this?

924
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 3: You're trying to embarrass me? Huh, that's a question. No,

925
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 3: is this funny to you? There's a fun for you

926
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: to see me fail, because it's not gonna come down

927
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,959
Speaker 3: on me. I got a track record in this town.

928
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 1: Yes, it is true. You got another thing coming if

929
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: you think that this is gonna come down on us,

930
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: because this was actually your big chance and you got

931
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: to be the guest, and this is what you did.

932
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: Just think about, this is what you decided to do.

933
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: So that's yeah, So that's our question.

934
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 5: I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't feel like

935
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 5: I've had any chance to even be myself.

936
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: Okay, well here it is. Here's what it is. It's

937
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: Brett Time. This is a segment that we do. It's

938
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: called Brett being Himself And this is the one that

939
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 1: everyone loves. This is what everyone's tuning in. Yeah, it's

940
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: a number one with a bullet See you later. Would

941
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: you rather have a riddle?

942
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 4: Now?

943
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Brett time being himself time? And so

944
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: let's go starting now, I like.

945
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 5: To plug some albums I've been working on.

946
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: The show is over. It's over. Listen to us on

947
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: iTunes and talk to us at the Forbes And what's uh,

948
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: what's the prize for the pro version? Yeah? Oh, the

949
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: greatest prize anyone could get. Brett's gonna be himself again. Yeah, right,

950
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: you get to be yourself again? Who won it this week?

951
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, it's something we want to we

952
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 1: want to punish. Yeah, who should be punished for the

953
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: way they behave? Mmmm it feels like we could punish

954
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 1: Chanson is always deserving of a big punishment. Yes, I'd

955
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: like to see him get a good a good punishment.

956
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 5: So Chansen, you can buy Howard Kramer's album that I produced.

957
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 5: It's called some of This, Some of That. It's out

958
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 5: right now. You can feel free to buy it. It's

959
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 5: a great, great reward.

960
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: What do they do in that show.

961
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 5: That's actually not a show, being Howard's show?

962
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: Who Yes on the Yes obviously, that's what I mean?

963
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 1: What do they do?

964
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 5: They count down the music and movies charts and.

965
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: They just count one, two, three. I mean, is this

966
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: really a show? It is a whole show.

967
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 5: They talk about the music and movies that they're talking about.

968
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh, this one sounded good, Oh this one didn't sound good.

969
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: Are we doing something? Is this what we should be doing?

970
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: This is the messaging that I'm getting because sometimes I

971
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: look at the views or the listens for these other

972
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: shows and and this is higher And this is what Brett.

973
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm just that's it's just a tone. It's a tone thing. Okay,

974
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: it's just asking me to watch your tone the information, okay,

975
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: but not necessarily the way you give it. And and

976
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm what I'm hearing is this is what you want.

977
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 1: You want counting, and you just wanted to be counting.

978
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: Oh this number five sounded good, but number four sounded

979
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: not as good. Oh that is what you want.

980
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 5: Then, you know, I feel like you guys are defensive.

981
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 5: I didn't even say you had to do that. I'm

982
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 5: just describing what they do.

983
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: Well, that's what you want, So that's not what I want.

984
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: Who else we want to punish by Sam being himself?

985
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

986
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 1: Yes, Sam's going to be himself for you, and uh,

987
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: we could always punish. Maybe we could punish hug Life

988
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: for just not being around. Yes, hug Life disappeared. Yes,

989
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: let's punish hug Life. Okay, hug Life. I guess he

990
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 1: has to. How would I do that? Well, you just

991
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: be yourself for a second in the way Brett did.

992
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I'd like to plug something I did

993
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 2: that only helps me.

994
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: Yes, well, he said, if that's what you did, and

995
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: he's and he's right, he's right, he's actually yes, he's crushing.

996
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 2: I'd like to plug the album he did to me.

997
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, he took you.

998
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 5: That's what you're supposed to do when you plug something.

999
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: Once again, he's disarmed you and taking your blade and

1000
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: he sliced you with your own blade. Brett, that is

1001
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: what he did.

1002
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 5: We'll talk about that.

1003
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 1: Sam.

1004
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 5: You had the chance to be yourself and you did

1005
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 5: fucked me.

1006
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: I got extremely nervous for the first forty minutes, and

1007
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 2: now that it's wrapping up, I'm finally ready. Does anyone

1008
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 2: have any questions or anything?

1009
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: Bye? This has been an Earwolf Media production Executive producers

1010
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: Jeff Ulrick and Scott Ackerman. For more information, visit earwolf

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