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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want. Because we

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Speaker 1: don't even know what your name is. We don't ask you.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows what your name is. Text in for one

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Speaker 1: or six one if you want to tellus a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. And that's why everybody calling it and gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. So we just make it up

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Speaker 1: before we talk to them. And on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: I'll say a word an Alex freshall say word. The

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Speaker 1: Ningisheven'll say a word and that'll be the name of

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Speaker 1: the person on the phone. And on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now is spurt higher, spurt hired shirt. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: but I always feel the need to rhyme, and I

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Speaker 1: know that's the thing I've noticed that. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: say any words, I know, but I feel limited. Just

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Speaker 1: try it again. I'll do a different words, Sprite, higher, delight.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry every time. I couldn't do it every time. UM. Well,

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Speaker 1: either way, whatever your name is, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? How are you not too bad? Um?

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Speaker 1: What's your doing little secret. So I actually got to

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Speaker 1: girl fired from her job. Oh that's Caddie. Yeah, unless

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Speaker 1: it was like she was stealing your stuff and you

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Speaker 1: told him that she was stealing your stuff, then that's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Or did you set her up somehow? Still, Caddy, No,

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Speaker 1: it just turns out so much worse. Um. I went

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Speaker 1: to get my normal like morning coffee at Starbucks and

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Speaker 1: the barista was just being super rude, okay, like she

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Speaker 1: was taking her time, wasn't really paying attention to me.

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Speaker 1: And then when I got to the front of the

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Speaker 1: line there was only like two of us in there.

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Speaker 1: She was just rushing me along, like saying, Okay, come on,

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Speaker 1: give me your car, let's go hurr. Yeah. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's having a rough day or something. So then I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting. So it's taking

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Speaker 1: like twenty minutes at this point, and you didn't say

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Speaker 1: anything before that. No. I was trying to lay off

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Speaker 1: because she seemed like she was in a bad mood.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to get punched in the face it

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Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, So I asked her if she was

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Speaker 1: almost and she started raising her voice at me, and

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Speaker 1: I just said, listen, I've been waiting here for twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes and there's no one else in the store. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you can't talk to customers, if you're customer facing

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Speaker 1: in your job, then maybe you should't have a customer

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Speaker 1: facing job. So many people lose it like that. Are

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Speaker 1: they so rude? If you do have one bad day? Though,

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Speaker 1: it's like understandable kind of yeah. So okay, so what

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Speaker 1: happened after that? So anyway, I must have really picked

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Speaker 1: her off by asking how much longer? And she threw

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Speaker 1: my drink at the floor. Whoa, Okay, okay, she's crazy.

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Speaker 1: What happened after that? So I wound up getting pissed

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Speaker 1: off and I was like, this is so unnecessary. I

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Speaker 1: just waited here for twenty minutes and now she just

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Speaker 1: threw the drink at the floor. It was all over

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Speaker 1: my shoes. So I stormed out. Yeah I would have two.

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Speaker 1: So that doesn't sound like a normal yeah like interaction,

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Speaker 1: you know somewhere like a coffee place like that. So

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Speaker 1: what does this have to do with getting somebody fired?

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Speaker 1: From your drinks? She probably got Did you get a

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Speaker 1: fire from that? I mean, well, she was pissed off,

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Speaker 1: so I was on a mission. I called corporate that

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Speaker 1: night and I told them what happened, and I was

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Speaker 1: just on a mission to get this girl fired. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would be too. They told me they let her go.

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Speaker 1: Super appropriate. Actually that's why I was confused. I thought

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Speaker 1: you had got someone that works with you fired, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why is this a secret? So I was really happy

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Speaker 1: about it when corporate called back telling me that they

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Speaker 1: let her go. But that was two weeks ago. And

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Speaker 1: then last night, I was just sitting on the balcony

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Speaker 1: of my apartment and I see this moving truck pull

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Speaker 1: up and it's the girl that I got fired from Starbucks. What, well,

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Speaker 1: that's awkward. Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward. I wonder

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Speaker 1: if she knows it was you, though, or if they

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Speaker 1: gives up from an anonymous complaint. I mean she probably does.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just like, really really a coincidence

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Speaker 1: for her to be moving into the same apartment building

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Speaker 1: as you, especially when she doesn't have a job. Probably

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Speaker 1: first luck, well she's seen you. I know she hasn't

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Speaker 1: seen me yet. But I always stood on my balcony

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Speaker 1: at night, so I guess I'm gonna have to not

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Speaker 1: do that for a while well, or or run into

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Speaker 1: her at all. Dude, you know what you should do.

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Speaker 1: What you should get a hold of the like management

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Speaker 1: in your apartment complex, make up some story about her

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Speaker 1: so they kick her out of there. So like you're

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Speaker 1: just getting fired. You get her kicked out of the apartment,

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Speaker 1: and then you fallow around. Just keep doing her to

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Speaker 1: the rest of her life. That'll make her regret throwing

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Speaker 1: that cup on the ground for sure. That's not a

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Speaker 1: bad idea. All right, Well, good luck with all that.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling me to do a little secret. Thank you.

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