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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: All right, today's phone tap from Scarry Please welcome to

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Speaker 1: the stage. Scary bye, say right, So Marisol will email us,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted to play a phone tap on her

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Speaker 1: husband Neil. There's very little street parking where they live,

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Speaker 1: so Neil has been storing his car for sale in

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Speaker 1: a nearby empty abandoned lot. So I'm gonna call Neil

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Speaker 1: and pretend this empty lot that he's been storing his

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Speaker 1: truck in is actually owned by me. Oh all right, Scary,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what happened.

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Speaker 2: We enjoyed the music while your party is reached.

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Speaker 1: Neil.

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Speaker 2: Yes, hey, doing man?

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Speaker 1: This is Fred. How's everything?

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Speaker 2: Fred? From where?

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Speaker 1: Fred Sandford? I own that abandoned empty lot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know the lot that you used without permission

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Speaker 1: when you put your car in there to try and

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Speaker 1: sell it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, well I'm.

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Speaker 1: Calling because you owe me for the five of rent

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Speaker 1: that you stored your truck there.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: You just took it upon yourself to park your car there.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know that's empty loss, there's nothing there.

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Speaker 2: I mean it does lots, you know, just for too

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Speaker 2: million years, I saw parked trucks over there, death after

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Speaker 2: day nothing.

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Speaker 1: You know, No, I understand where you're coming from. You

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Speaker 1: wanted to sell your car, so you parked it there

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Speaker 1: for five days, and I own that lot. That's my

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Speaker 1: that's my lot.

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Speaker 2: The thing it is like, I say that a empty lot.

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Speaker 2: You know, this empty for almost six years, and now

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Speaker 2: you're parker still be a van over there, which it

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Speaker 2: doesn't bother me. You know, if you want to judge Rent,

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Speaker 2: the first day I was parked us in Neil. Listen,

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Speaker 2: get this bent out of eel. Gotta pay me rent?

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Speaker 1: Do you don't play the game Monopoly?

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't play that game.

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Speaker 1: It's a board game Monopoly, you know, like if you're

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Speaker 1: the thimble or the shoe, you land on a property,

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Speaker 1: you have to pay the rent that's due to that

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Speaker 1: person who owns the property. So I own that lot.

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Speaker 1: You parked your van there, Now you owe me rent?

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Speaker 2: Okay, say say you send them to bill? Okay, I

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Speaker 2: fort whatever, all right now, No.

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Speaker 1: You did not land on free parking.

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Speaker 2: You send me the bill and then we're gonna see. Okay,

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Speaker 2: send them the bill.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Please enjoy the music while your party is reached. Hello, Hello, hey,

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Speaker 1: uncle Penny bags, I'm driving to your house.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen, listen. If you come to the house, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna break your neck. Okay, you hung up on me,

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Speaker 2: don't you? Don't you find let me find you at

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Speaker 2: the house. I told you send them with the bill.

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Speaker 2: I don't hold this number because I'm going to the police.

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Speaker 1: I want to finish my conversation with you.

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Speaker 2: Son of a picture. I told you send the bill.

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Speaker 2: Don't call this numberer because the cat funds you around.

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Speaker 2: I break you neck because first I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 2: the police. That's a rassman. I'm gonna call the police.

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Speaker 1: What happens when you land on my property and monopoly?

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Speaker 1: You do not pay, You go directly to jail. You

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Speaker 1: do not pass go, you do not collect two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen. You prove I was a new property. Okay,

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Speaker 2: take picture?

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Speaker 1: You prove it. I did. Yeah, I took pictures every day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you tech me to court.

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Speaker 1: I want my four hundred dollars. Are you gonna pay

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Speaker 1: me if I come see you? Right now?

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Speaker 2: You will come to see me. Okay, you want to

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Speaker 2: come and see me. I meet you by the truck.

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Speaker 1: But I meet you by the ATM machine?

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Speaker 2: Where which machine? Which machine? You? You meet me over here?

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Speaker 2: Strawbody here will not show you.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to do?

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Speaker 2: What? Abut you're making me nervous? You get got out

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Speaker 2: of boom? Okay he listen, listen. I can meet you

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Speaker 2: right off Strawberry Hill by the by school and then

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Speaker 2: we talk.

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Speaker 1: That won't be necessary, Neil, because you've been phone.

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Speaker 2: Tapped, son of a gun? You what? What's? What was that?

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Speaker 1: Neil? This is scary Jones. Elvis Arran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you got me good, You got me good.

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Speaker 1: There you go. I wasn't dancing Queen on my phone.

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Speaker 1: It was very cesstitive, right, I love dancing. Elvis Terran

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Speaker 1: phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded qu permission

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Speaker 1: granted by all participates.

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Speaker 2: Me elis phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 2: Morning Show