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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another Jewels

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. I'm moving. Hello. Hi, this is Casey Ryback.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Division of Records. I was looking

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Speaker 1: to speak with Brittany. Yeah, this is she. Hi, Brittany,

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Speaker 1: how are you You recently filed for a marriage license

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Speaker 1: with us? Yes? Yes, I did. Okay, good, I think

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Speaker 1: I actually saw you and your fiance when you came

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Speaker 1: down to apply. Congratulations, thank you. Exciting. Yeah, unfortunately I

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Speaker 1: didn't have the pleasure of meeting with you two. You

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Speaker 1: were in line with all my coworkers. Lucky for him, right. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was just calling to find out the actual date

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Speaker 1: of the wedding. It's August twenty fourth, okay. And and

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing, like any normal person, you're probably having second thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Second thoughts. Yeah, A lot of people I meet at

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Speaker 1: the courthouse say it's the most important decision they'll ever

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Speaker 1: make in their entire life. So having second thoughts is

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Speaker 1: totally normal if you're having them. Okay, Well, I can

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Speaker 1: assure you we are good and there's no second thoughts here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: got YOUA, got YOUA. I know you didn't ask. What

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Speaker 1: can I offer you my opinion? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: your opinion? Well, as I said before, when you were

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Speaker 1: in here, I saw you and your fiance and I

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Speaker 1: thought you were way out of your fiance's league. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all my coworkers and even the security guards think that

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Speaker 1: you could definitely do a lot better. Why are you

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Speaker 1: calling me again? What is this for? Well, before I

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Speaker 1: get to that, I just want to tell you, when

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Speaker 1: I looked up from my computer, it was like I

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Speaker 1: was staring at a real life beauty and the beast

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Speaker 1: with you too. What So I understand if you're having

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Speaker 1: second thoughts, that's not something that you should be saying. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, because I figured you might be having second

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Speaker 1: thoughts and I might get in trouble not having second thoughts. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't assure you. Well, can you keep saying? We

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Speaker 1: haven't heard you say I yet, because I'm sure your

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Speaker 1: fiance is not having second thoughts. I mean, he hit

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Speaker 1: the lottery. But you've got to be thinking twice, right, Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: I am not. I am not thinking twice. And how

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Speaker 1: dare you pick up the phone and call me and

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Speaker 1: basically tell me that my fiance, who I'm about to marry,

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Speaker 1: is ugly and that like I I never say, you

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Speaker 1: call me. This is so inappropriate. I never said that

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Speaker 1: he was ugly. I just said that you can do

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Speaker 1: a lot, but implying that, sir, you are certainly implying that,

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Speaker 1: and that is not okay. Well, if you'd like, don't

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Speaker 1: even know why you're calling me, If you'd like, just

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Speaker 1: so you can see what you're missing out on, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to send you a swimsuit picture of me, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't like swim sure I have a

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Speaker 1: shirtless picture of me too. It might be better. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? Like? Do your bosses even

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Speaker 1: know that you're doing this? Well, they all agree with

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Speaker 1: me that you're a little out of his league, but

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Speaker 1: they don't know that I'm making this phone call. You

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Speaker 1: work for, you know, the county, and well you know

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Speaker 1: your bosses are okay with you calling me and talking

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Speaker 1: to me about this conversation on this subject. And I

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Speaker 1: know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Wow, that guy's voice

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Speaker 1: over the phone is super cute, but I'm engaged. I

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Speaker 1: wish I could just have dinner with him and see. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about that at all. I just you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to miss out on what could

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Speaker 1: be one of the greatest loves of You're not out

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Speaker 1: on anything, and you sound like a ridiculous, disgusting human being.

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Speaker 1: I do work for the city. I could give zero. Well,

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Speaker 1: you haven't really thought it through, because you know, I

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Speaker 1: get a lot of paid sick days off every year,

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Speaker 1: and that's a lot of time we could spend together. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So you think you're gonna just like swoo me by

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Speaker 1: telling me how many six days you have from them?

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Speaker 1: A lot? Yeah, Like, this is why you are single.

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Speaker 1: It's not just sick days every single federal holiday. I'm

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Speaker 1: off long weekends. You are delusional and deranged and I

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Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm still on the phone talking

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Speaker 1: to you. I'm also doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 1: That's why we're still on the phone. What what what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your fiance Eric,

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Speaker 1: set you up. I don't get what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke, he emailed me. He told me that

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Speaker 1: you guys dropped off of your marriage license the other

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Speaker 1: day and that people give him crap all the time

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Speaker 1: for marrying a girl way out of his league. So

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Speaker 1: he wanted me to do a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? Are you? Are you shooting me? Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: I guess I am, because this whole call, this is

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Speaker 1: you're not real? No, but I am. My god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Everybody kill him. Well, if you do kill him,

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Speaker 1: wait till it's after the wedding, because I'm sure there's

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Speaker 1: some sort of life insurance thing you can get. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, wake up every morning with jonas we

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Speaker 1: on the TWENTI won't you think