Speaker 1: Brooking Jubels second date update. I personally love it when
Speaker 1: we get emails like this regarding a second date update.
Speaker 1: In the subject line, it simply says, I think I
Speaker 1: might have screwed up the date. Well, you start honest
Speaker 1: and aware. Yeah, he's probably a takeout that I think
Speaker 1: and just say I did. Yeah, if you think you did,
Speaker 1: you probably did. We're talking to Steve right now, who
Speaker 1: emailed us about a girl named Amanda. What's up Steve? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate your time on this. I'm just the
Speaker 1: funneled here. You sound like a said puppy Steve. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am. I am. I hope you guys can help me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want us to call a girl name Amanda today?
Speaker 1: Tell us about when you met her. Well, I worked
Speaker 1: down at the one of the kiosk down at Mall nine.
Speaker 1: She works at one of the department stores. Oh okay, nice.
Speaker 1: So you're one of the guys that tries to sell
Speaker 1: me a cell phone and I grab my keys and
Speaker 1: act like I'm doing something else to avoid eye contact. No,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the guys that tries to sell the
Speaker 1: lotions for your hands. I take full advantage of you guys,
Speaker 1: I stare you directly in the eyes while you're applying
Speaker 1: marsh in my hands. That's gross. Um, So tell us
Speaker 1: about the date with Amanda. I mean she is really cute.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm completely taken by her, and you know,
Speaker 1: we had been talking for a little while and I
Speaker 1: finally I text her to go out. You know, she
Speaker 1: said yes, and I think I just messed up. Would
Speaker 1: you plan for the date? Would you guys do well?
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. I hate to even tell Jubil this,
Speaker 1: but I am a huge fan of Red Robin. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: he's nothing wrong with a little dirty bird once and all.
Speaker 1: They have the best fried dip in the universe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do. The Negolic French fries are awesome. I mean
Speaker 1: they got Harrison fordhang on the Walls, Indiana Jones was
Speaker 1: poster and Barthader and all that. So I'm Bonzai Burger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be ashamed to tell me this. I'm on
Speaker 1: board into a Red Robin kind. I want to go
Speaker 1: on a date with Steve to Red Robin. Now, what
Speaker 1: was the problem with Red Robin. I've been out on
Speaker 1: a first date at Red Robin. She just getting act impressed.
Speaker 1: As awesome as Red Robin is, it's not considered an
Speaker 1: upscale restaurant. It's kind of nice to have something casual
Speaker 1: for your first date when there's a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: on it. But you could see how some girls might
Speaker 1: not be into that. You know, I was taking her
Speaker 1: to Red Robin. The only bad thing about the date. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes when I get a little nervous, you know, I
Speaker 1: tell jokes and I do this thing with my front tooth.
Speaker 1: So I have a fake front tooth. Nice Steve, did
Speaker 1: you take it out? We were talking about smiles and
Speaker 1: dentistry and she has beautiful teeth, and I took it
Speaker 1: out the show too. I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: we got Steve, You're an idiot. Why would you take
Speaker 1: out your tooth? Do you think it's not really a joke? Dude? Yea.
Speaker 1: I have dated a guy that had to take it
Speaker 1: out when he ate dinner, And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: You take a front tooth out of anybody and you
Speaker 1: are absolutely on sexy. It doesn't matter if you're a
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling. Okay, Well, I mean that's
Speaker 1: just something I do. That's kind of a joke. Kind
Speaker 1: of light in a situation. What do you do that? Like,
Speaker 1: how do you joke about it? Now? It's here? Now
Speaker 1: it's not magic tricks. Hey waiter, there's a tooth in
Speaker 1: my fries kind of stuff, like what do you I'm
Speaker 1: just curious at how it's a joke. It's something I
Speaker 1: do want to get a little nervous. So she wasn't
Speaker 1: excited about Red Robin And I said, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: watch this, I can whistle. We were talking about teeth
Speaker 1: and pulled out my tooth and I'm like, and what
Speaker 1: did she What was her reaction? Was it like my reaction?
Speaker 1: Did she have a hard time making eye contact with you?
Speaker 1: After that? I could tell the things We're going downhill?
Speaker 1: She was just not thrilled. And yeah, I just you know,
Speaker 1: kind of happened. So how did the date end? Then
Speaker 1: I had taken her home, I had leaned in for
Speaker 1: a kiss, and she jumped out of the car and
Speaker 1: kind of gave me a high five. And and she's
Speaker 1: not returning my text messages. Yeah, nobody wants a tooth
Speaker 1: just fallen out of your mouth into hers at any point.
Speaker 1: Who knows what could happen during a makeout session when
Speaker 1: she walked into the house and I screamed her, was
Speaker 1: it the tooth? Are you trying to make a joke
Speaker 1: her door? That's awesome? All right, Well we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, just hang on it. Yeah, thanks,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it brooking Cuba in the morning. Second update
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning into the second date update. Steve
Speaker 1: wants us to call Amanda because he took her to
Speaker 1: Red Robin. He thinks he might have screwed up the
Speaker 1: date there because it wasn't a classy enough joint for her,
Speaker 1: but he also took his tooth out on the date
Speaker 1: in an attempt at humor. It's not a good party
Speaker 1: trick at all at all, and he said after he
Speaker 1: took his tooth out he could kind of tell that
Speaker 1: she was turned off by it. The date ended with
Speaker 1: her high fiving him, running to her door, and him yelling,
Speaker 1: was it the tooth? Trying to make another joke? He
Speaker 1: doesn't know when they end? Do they doesn't? Okay, Steve,
Speaker 1: We're gonna call it right now and see if we
Speaker 1: can figure out what the problem is. Excellent, all right,
Speaker 1: If it is the tooth. You think you can convince
Speaker 1: her to go out with you again? I surely hope. So,
Speaker 1: I surely hope. So. I mean it's missing tooth, it's
Speaker 1: not a missing heart. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can
Speaker 1: I speak to Amanda? Please? Hey Amanda? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning
Speaker 1: on Moving ninety two point five. Really, yeah, why are
Speaker 1: you calling? Because somebody emailed us about you that you
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with who a guy named Steve.
Speaker 1: Steve really likes you and would love to go out
Speaker 1: with you again, but he says that you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back, so he emailed us to ask if if
Speaker 1: we would call you and find out why? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: well what did What did he say in the email?
Speaker 1: He said that you're gorgeous and he enjoyed going out
Speaker 1: with you. He said, he said that he took you
Speaker 1: to Red Robin, and he feels like that might not
Speaker 1: have been a classy enough place for you, and you
Speaker 1: were turned off by by going to Red Robin. Red
Speaker 1: Robin was fine. I didn't not in that. Did he
Speaker 1: tell you what happened at dinner? Well, he did tell
Speaker 1: us a little story about pulling his tooth out, which
Speaker 1: we thought was kind of an odd way of trying
Speaker 1: to impress you on a first date. But was it
Speaker 1: the tooth? It was disgusting? Thank you? And why would
Speaker 1: you ever ever do that? I mean like instant turn off?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Yeah? Like why would you show
Speaker 1: me that? Like it's one thing to do it around
Speaker 1: your buddies, it's another thing to do it on a date,
Speaker 1: first date? What did he do with the tooth? That's
Speaker 1: what I was curious about, Like how did he try
Speaker 1: to be funny with it? What did you do? He
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I have something weird and pulled out
Speaker 1: his tooth and put it on a napkin and then
Speaker 1: started whistling through the hole in his mouth preparation for it.
Speaker 1: It was like as if he was trying to do
Speaker 1: stupid human tricks on your on his first date. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: so you can't get over the fact that he has
Speaker 1: the fake tooth. That and then I was at work
Speaker 1: with one of my friends who is better acquainted with
Speaker 1: Steve than I, and she said that he uses that
Speaker 1: as like a party trick to get free stuff in restaurants,
Speaker 1: Like he'll complain to the waitress that's something he was
Speaker 1: eating was so hard that it knocked his two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you talking about, hey, Amanda? Yeah, Steve
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line right now and heard
Speaker 1: everything you just said. God, are you kidding Amanda? It's Steve.
Speaker 1: Is that the reason why you don't want to go
Speaker 1: back out with me? Amanda? I mean, Steve, do you
Speaker 1: do you use your tooth to get discounts? I did
Speaker 1: it one time. Let me tell you why I got stuck.
Speaker 1: I got stuck with the bar bill. I made a
Speaker 1: bet I lost against my friend and it was a
Speaker 1: huge bill. I just didn't have the money, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I took the two thousand today. You know,
Speaker 1: I chipped it on a wing. You know I came
Speaker 1: out with a wing. Okay, that is a little bit
Speaker 1: more than chipping it, dude, that is that is I
Speaker 1: swallowed it. What is wrong with you? I mean, what
Speaker 1: how would you feel if a woman like did a
Speaker 1: party trick where she put a piece of spaghet he
Speaker 1: threw her nose and it pulled it out her mouth. Look,
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous. You're a beautiful woman. I
Speaker 1: do that when I'm nervous. I promise you give me
Speaker 1: another change. Listen, I need to give you some advice
Speaker 1: on future dates. Don't take your tooth out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to go on a date with toothless Steve.
Speaker 1: I'm a good guy, I got a decent job. You know,
Speaker 1: what can I say to convince you to go out
Speaker 1: on the second date with me? I mean, what's the harm? Dude?
Speaker 1: There's not anything you can say to me. It's just
Speaker 1: at this point, I think you just need to call gus. Hey, Amanda, Yes,
Speaker 1: at this point, I would like to ask if you'd
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Steve. We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. He'll keep his tooth in, Steve, will you
Speaker 1: keep your tooth in? Amanda? I solemnly swear I'll get
Speaker 1: the tooth bonded in. Are you attracted to him at all?
Speaker 1: After that? Amanda? No? Sorry, man, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: pick some other chick you really like and keep your
Speaker 1: tooth in your mouth the whole time. Well, is your
Speaker 1: friend Tina available? All right? He moves on quickly. Amanda,
Speaker 1: Thank you for your time. I appreciate you doing the
Speaker 1: second date update with us, serving and being honest. Steve.
Speaker 1: I will say this, I've been looking for a buddy
Speaker 1: who I can hang out with. It get me discounts.
Speaker 1: You and me, let's go Buffalo Wild Wings. What do
Speaker 1: you say? I hate to deal man, Let's do it
Speaker 1: in the morning. I want to be free.