WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Fake Tooth

0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:08.319
<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jubels second date update. I personally love it when

0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.360
<v Speaker 1>we get emails like this regarding a second date update.

0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:14.280
<v Speaker 1>In the subject line, it simply says, I think I

0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:18.280
<v Speaker 1>might have screwed up the date. Well, you start honest

0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.080
<v Speaker 1>and aware. Yeah, he's probably a takeout that I think

0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.960
<v Speaker 1>and just say I did. Yeah, if you think you did,

0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.239
<v Speaker 1>you probably did. We're talking to Steve right now, who

0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:29.280
<v Speaker 1>emailed us about a girl named Amanda. What's up Steve? Hey, guys,

0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate your time on this. I'm just the

0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:37.919
<v Speaker 1>funneled here. You sound like a said puppy Steve. Oh, yeah,

0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I am. I am. I hope you guys can help me. Yeah,

0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:42.200
<v Speaker 1>you want us to call a girl name Amanda today?

0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Tell us about when you met her. Well, I worked

0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.920
<v Speaker 1>down at the one of the kiosk down at Mall nine.

0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.159
<v Speaker 1>She works at one of the department stores. Oh okay, nice.

0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.600
<v Speaker 1>So you're one of the guys that tries to sell

0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.800
<v Speaker 1>me a cell phone and I grab my keys and

0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.720
<v Speaker 1>act like I'm doing something else to avoid eye contact. No,

0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm one of the guys that tries to sell the

0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:07.080
<v Speaker 1>lotions for your hands. I take full advantage of you guys,

0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I stare you directly in the eyes while you're applying

0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.440
<v Speaker 1>marsh in my hands. That's gross. Um, So tell us

0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:17.480
<v Speaker 1>about the date with Amanda. I mean she is really cute.

0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm completely taken by her, and you know,

0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.000
<v Speaker 1>we had been talking for a little while and I

0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.640
<v Speaker 1>finally I text her to go out. You know, she

0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.440
<v Speaker 1>said yes, and I think I just messed up. Would

0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.800
<v Speaker 1>you plan for the date? Would you guys do well?

0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm a huge fan. I hate to even tell Jubil this,

0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:40.360
<v Speaker 1>but I am a huge fan of Red Robin. Yeah, dude,

0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.200
<v Speaker 1>he's nothing wrong with a little dirty bird once and all.

0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.000
<v Speaker 1>They have the best fried dip in the universe. Yeah,

0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.680
<v Speaker 1>they do. The Negolic French fries are awesome. I mean

0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.680
<v Speaker 1>they got Harrison fordhang on the Walls, Indiana Jones was

0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:56.040
<v Speaker 1>poster and Barthader and all that. So I'm Bonzai Burger. Yeah,

0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't be ashamed to tell me this. I'm on

0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.360
<v Speaker 1>board into a Red Robin kind. I want to go

0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:04.080
<v Speaker 1>on a date with Steve to Red Robin. Now, what

0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.000
<v Speaker 1>was the problem with Red Robin. I've been out on

0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:10.000
<v Speaker 1>a first date at Red Robin. She just getting act impressed.

0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.639
<v Speaker 1>As awesome as Red Robin is, it's not considered an

0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.880
<v Speaker 1>upscale restaurant. It's kind of nice to have something casual

0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:18.760
<v Speaker 1>for your first date when there's a lot of pressure

0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.760
<v Speaker 1>on it. But you could see how some girls might

0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.440
<v Speaker 1>not be into that. You know, I was taking her

0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:26.080
<v Speaker 1>to Red Robin. The only bad thing about the date. Well,

0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.120
<v Speaker 1>sometimes when I get a little nervous, you know, I

0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.959
<v Speaker 1>tell jokes and I do this thing with my front tooth.

0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:39.280
<v Speaker 1>So I have a fake front tooth. Nice Steve, did

0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.920
<v Speaker 1>you take it out? We were talking about smiles and

0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:46.880
<v Speaker 1>dentistry and she has beautiful teeth, and I took it

0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:48.919
<v Speaker 1>out the show too. I don't I don't know how

0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:54.480
<v Speaker 1>we got Steve, You're an idiot. Why would you take

0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.480
<v Speaker 1>out your tooth? Do you think it's not really a joke? Dude? Yea.

0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I have dated a guy that had to take it

0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.799
<v Speaker 1>out when he ate dinner, And I'll tell you what.

0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:03.640
<v Speaker 1>You take a front tooth out of anybody and you

0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:06.880
<v Speaker 1>are absolutely on sexy. It doesn't matter if you're a

0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling. Okay, Well, I mean that's

0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.000
<v Speaker 1>just something I do. That's kind of a joke. Kind

0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.160
<v Speaker 1>of light in a situation. What do you do that? Like,

0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.160
<v Speaker 1>how do you joke about it? Now? It's here? Now

0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:23.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not magic tricks. Hey waiter, there's a tooth in

0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:27.280
<v Speaker 1>my fries kind of stuff, like what do you I'm

0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.640
<v Speaker 1>just curious at how it's a joke. It's something I

0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.520
<v Speaker 1>do want to get a little nervous. So she wasn't

0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.200
<v Speaker 1>excited about Red Robin And I said, hey, you know,

0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.480
<v Speaker 1>watch this, I can whistle. We were talking about teeth

0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.360
<v Speaker 1>and pulled out my tooth and I'm like, and what

0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.800
<v Speaker 1>did she What was her reaction? Was it like my reaction?

0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Did she have a hard time making eye contact with you?

0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.840
<v Speaker 1>After that? I could tell the things We're going downhill?

0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.320
<v Speaker 1>She was just not thrilled. And yeah, I just you know,

0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of happened. So how did the date end? Then

0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.240
<v Speaker 1>I had taken her home, I had leaned in for

0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:02.120
<v Speaker 1>a kiss, and she jumped out of the car and

0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:06.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of gave me a high five. And and she's

0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.560
<v Speaker 1>not returning my text messages. Yeah, nobody wants a tooth

0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.320
<v Speaker 1>just fallen out of your mouth into hers at any point.

0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Who knows what could happen during a makeout session when

0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.120
<v Speaker 1>she walked into the house and I screamed her, was

0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.280
<v Speaker 1>it the tooth? Are you trying to make a joke

0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:28.080
<v Speaker 1>her door? That's awesome? All right, Well we're gonna play

0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.039
<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and get your second

0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.320
<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, just hang on it. Yeah, thanks,

0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it brooking Cuba in the morning. Second update

0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.000
<v Speaker 1>if you're just tuning into the second date update. Steve

0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.359
<v Speaker 1>wants us to call Amanda because he took her to

0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Red Robin. He thinks he might have screwed up the

0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.280
<v Speaker 1>date there because it wasn't a classy enough joint for her,

0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.920
<v Speaker 1>but he also took his tooth out on the date

0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.679
<v Speaker 1>in an attempt at humor. It's not a good party

0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.279
<v Speaker 1>trick at all at all, and he said after he

0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.880
<v Speaker 1>took his tooth out he could kind of tell that

0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.200
<v Speaker 1>she was turned off by it. The date ended with

0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.279
<v Speaker 1>her high fiving him, running to her door, and him yelling,

0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.919
<v Speaker 1>was it the tooth? Trying to make another joke? He

0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:20.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know when they end? Do they doesn't? Okay, Steve,

0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:21.880
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call it right now and see if we

0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:25.240
<v Speaker 1>can figure out what the problem is. Excellent, all right,

0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.040
<v Speaker 1>If it is the tooth. You think you can convince

0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.479
<v Speaker 1>her to go out with you again? I surely hope. So,

0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I surely hope. So. I mean it's missing tooth, it's

0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:47.719
<v Speaker 1>not a missing heart. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can

0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.479
<v Speaker 1>I speak to Amanda? Please? Hey Amanda? How are you?

0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.279
<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

0:05:53.320 --> 0:06:01.120
<v Speaker 1>on Moving ninety two point five. Really, yeah, why are

0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:05.560
<v Speaker 1>you calling? Because somebody emailed us about you that you

0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:09.400
<v Speaker 1>recently went on a date with who a guy named Steve.

0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Steve really likes you and would love to go out

0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.559
<v Speaker 1>with you again, but he says that you're not calling

0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.960
<v Speaker 1>him back, so he emailed us to ask if if

0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:23.360
<v Speaker 1>we would call you and find out why? Yeah? Oh,

0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:26.000
<v Speaker 1>well what did What did he say in the email?

0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:30.280
<v Speaker 1>He said that you're gorgeous and he enjoyed going out

0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.320
<v Speaker 1>with you. He said, he said that he took you

0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.120
<v Speaker 1>to Red Robin, and he feels like that might not

0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.919
<v Speaker 1>have been a classy enough place for you, and you

0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.599
<v Speaker 1>were turned off by by going to Red Robin. Red

0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Robin was fine. I didn't not in that. Did he

0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:47.240
<v Speaker 1>tell you what happened at dinner? Well, he did tell

0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.279
<v Speaker 1>us a little story about pulling his tooth out, which

0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:52.800
<v Speaker 1>we thought was kind of an odd way of trying

0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.640
<v Speaker 1>to impress you on a first date. But was it

0:06:55.680 --> 0:07:02.039
<v Speaker 1>the tooth? It was disgusting? Thank you? And why would

0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:06.960
<v Speaker 1>you ever ever do that? I mean like instant turn off?

0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Yeah? Like why would you show

0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.840
<v Speaker 1>me that? Like it's one thing to do it around

0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.840
<v Speaker 1>your buddies, it's another thing to do it on a date,

0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.200
<v Speaker 1>first date? What did he do with the tooth? That's

0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.240
<v Speaker 1>what I was curious about, Like how did he try

0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.480
<v Speaker 1>to be funny with it? What did you do? He

0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I have something weird and pulled out

0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.920
<v Speaker 1>his tooth and put it on a napkin and then

0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:35.240
<v Speaker 1>started whistling through the hole in his mouth preparation for it.

0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:36.680
<v Speaker 1>It was like as if he was trying to do

0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:40.120
<v Speaker 1>stupid human tricks on your on his first date. Yeah, right,

0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.360
<v Speaker 1>so you can't get over the fact that he has

0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.720
<v Speaker 1>the fake tooth. That and then I was at work

0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.920
<v Speaker 1>with one of my friends who is better acquainted with

0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Steve than I, and she said that he uses that

0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:57.280
<v Speaker 1>as like a party trick to get free stuff in restaurants,

0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Like he'll complain to the waitress that's something he was

0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.880
<v Speaker 1>eating was so hard that it knocked his two thousand.

0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh what are you talking about, hey, Amanda? Yeah, Steve

0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.440
<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line right now and heard

0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:18.480
<v Speaker 1>everything you just said. God, are you kidding Amanda? It's Steve.

0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Is that the reason why you don't want to go

0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.320
<v Speaker 1>back out with me? Amanda? I mean, Steve, do you

0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.880
<v Speaker 1>do you use your tooth to get discounts? I did

0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:37.080
<v Speaker 1>it one time. Let me tell you why I got stuck.

0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I got stuck with the bar bill. I made a

0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.840
<v Speaker 1>bet I lost against my friend and it was a

0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.319
<v Speaker 1>huge bill. I just didn't have the money, and I

0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.559
<v Speaker 1>was like, I took the two thousand today. You know,

0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I chipped it on a wing. You know I came

0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.000
<v Speaker 1>out with a wing. Okay, that is a little bit

0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.800
<v Speaker 1>more than chipping it, dude, that is that is I

0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:56.400
<v Speaker 1>swallowed it. What is wrong with you? I mean, what

0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.280
<v Speaker 1>how would you feel if a woman like did a

0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.120
<v Speaker 1>party trick where she put a piece of spaghet he

0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:07.000
<v Speaker 1>threw her nose and it pulled it out her mouth. Look,

0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I was a little nervous. You're a beautiful woman. I

0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.240
<v Speaker 1>do that when I'm nervous. I promise you give me

0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.480
<v Speaker 1>another change. Listen, I need to give you some advice

0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.720
<v Speaker 1>on future dates. Don't take your tooth out of your mouth.

0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to go on a date with toothless Steve.

0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm a good guy, I got a decent job. You know,

0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.559
<v Speaker 1>what can I say to convince you to go out

0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:39.360
<v Speaker 1>on the second date with me? I mean, what's the harm? Dude?

0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.880
<v Speaker 1>There's not anything you can say to me. It's just

0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:46.559
<v Speaker 1>at this point, I think you just need to call gus. Hey, Amanda, Yes,

0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.000
<v Speaker 1>at this point, I would like to ask if you'd

0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.280
<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with Steve. We will pay

0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.400
<v Speaker 1>for it. He'll keep his tooth in, Steve, will you

0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:57.680
<v Speaker 1>keep your tooth in? Amanda? I solemnly swear I'll get

0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:02.320
<v Speaker 1>the tooth bonded in. Are you attracted to him at all?

0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:07.560
<v Speaker 1>After that? Amanda? No? Sorry, man, you're gonna have to

0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.640
<v Speaker 1>pick some other chick you really like and keep your

0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:13.840
<v Speaker 1>tooth in your mouth the whole time. Well, is your

0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:20.160
<v Speaker 1>friend Tina available? All right? He moves on quickly. Amanda,

0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.679
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your time. I appreciate you doing the

0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:27.160
<v Speaker 1>second date update with us, serving and being honest. Steve.

0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I will say this, I've been looking for a buddy

0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:30.880
<v Speaker 1>who I can hang out with. It get me discounts.

0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:34.000
<v Speaker 1>You and me, let's go Buffalo Wild Wings. What do

0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:37.120
<v Speaker 1>you say? I hate to deal man, Let's do it

0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.400
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I want to be free.