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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Welcome to This I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Cacopologists. Well, if you want me to answer

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Speaker 1: the question, then I'm gonna need something from you. Something

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Speaker 1: I'd like to call four thousand dollars, but i'd aggress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet to show no particular orders. Say hey to

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Speaker 1: Craig Kakowski. Kakow, what consistently misused word or phrase has

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Speaker 1: you at your breaking point these days? I think I

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Speaker 1: might have covered this already, but I'm I still hear

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Speaker 1: jibe and jive. Uh, people saying jive when they mean gibe.

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Speaker 1: So just hit that be a little harder, unless you're

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Speaker 1: talking about nonsense, which is jive. Okay. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you have covered that, and I appreciate you reaching into

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Speaker 1: the one things to mesh together. If you're talking about

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Speaker 1: j I B E. If you're talking about joking, that's

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Speaker 1: g I B E. If you're talking about nons in

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Speaker 1: so that's j I V Okay. Did everyone get that

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Speaker 1: things do not jive together? They jibe together, for goodness sake,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. This is why Craig is here.

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Speaker 1: Don't hit the bees and hit the fucking b Please

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Speaker 1: say hello. To Chris Alvarado Primetime, Ready, what tough lesson

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Speaker 1: would you care to share from the summer? What did

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Speaker 1: you learn that's a tough lesson over the summer that

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Speaker 1: you'd like to pay forward? No? Why, No, Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: a tough one. I'm just going to use this time

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Speaker 1: to tell a quick story that I was at the

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Speaker 1: dog park talking to a guy who said he knows

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Speaker 1: comedy and he frequents m Street Cafe. And then I said,

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Speaker 1: if you know, this is no joke, And I said,

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Speaker 1: do you know comedy? You know, I'm sure cafe? Do

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Speaker 1: you know Gary and Honey Williams? And he goes, he goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he goes there, he's he's a he's a comedy guy

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Speaker 1: like you, like you wouldn't know my name, but like

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Speaker 1: we know each other. And I was like, Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: a that's a true story. That's an actual true story

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Speaker 1: at the dog at the dog sounds legit. That's a

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Speaker 1: good story because it's truthful. That's what I like about.

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Speaker 1: So maybe the lasson I learned was, you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: even if you drop a SuperStar's name, it doesn't always

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It doesn't have a great story. It is

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Speaker 1: still a great story. Were you planning on getting something

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Speaker 1: from the dog park? What do you mean like you

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Speaker 1: dropped you to drop us to lif like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: Madonna and me are good friends. And I say that

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Speaker 1: like an air Juan, and then they gave me like

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Speaker 1: a loaf of bread. There's usually a takeaway. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess I was saying, oh, you know comedy and you

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Speaker 1: go to the Mtry Cafe? Okay, then then do you

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Speaker 1: know Gary Anthony Williams? And he was like, yeah, of course, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he does. Yeah, do you know him? That guy

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Speaker 1: from the I go to the dog park? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: It's Gary Anthony Williams? Downtown Julie Brown lover. Are you

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Speaker 1: still in touch with Julie? Uh? Actually I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: not as in touch with her as I would like

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Speaker 1: to be. But Kevin, you know, I don't like to

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Speaker 1: call people racist, but I got a little fishbone to

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Speaker 1: pick with. Craig Kakowski in Spanish and Chris Alvabo will

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Speaker 1: let you know this. The B and the V sound

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Speaker 1: is actually a blended sound that's like one sound blended.

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Speaker 1: So you're really coming down, like if you hurt somebody

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Speaker 1: of Latino descent, saying jib or give you really need to? Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to cuss, but you need to. Of course,

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Speaker 1: for my Castilian friends, I will make that exception of that.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was understood. I was doing that diet tribe. Yes, then,

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Speaker 1: as the guy at the dog working coffee shop says,

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Speaker 1: my bad, always the Castilian exemption, okay. And now James Ceney,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Janet, Jim, how are you on ice skates? Honestly, yes,

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Speaker 1: I guess. I mean I can't do any tricks, but

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Speaker 1: I can I can keep on my feet. Uh it

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Speaker 1: always I get really um as are the idea that

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Speaker 1: these blades are actually not skating on ice, but it's

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Speaker 1: melted water. And I love the idea of the science

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Speaker 1: behind ice skating. Um. But yeah, I think I'm good

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Speaker 1: at ice skating better than roller blading. Oh. I always

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Speaker 1: love it when I asked the right person. And last,

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Speaker 1: but keep your condoms on. If you think of Leasa,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer Ron calm killer. How do you spell relief?

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Speaker 1: I know you don't really want me to spell it.

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Speaker 1: You want me to give you what I do for

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Speaker 1: my own relief. But I will spell it because I

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Speaker 1: think a lot of people don't know how to spell it,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's important to educate. Um leaf not

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Speaker 1: it seem so easy. Scene suggestion Mac the knife at

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Speaker 1: the dentist. You all know your Brett. I take it,

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Speaker 1: Craig won't let me down, truly yours, Nicholas, Dr Barnster.

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Speaker 1: Dr Barnster, sir, I'm sorry you're gonna have to fill

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Speaker 1: out the form as I said to you can't just

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Speaker 1: barge in on the doctor. May I just see Dr Barnster? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's an eight by ten of him on the wall there.

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Speaker 1: Technically which one is it? Which one is it the

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Speaker 1: month the left or the ones? Yes, it's the one

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Speaker 1: to the left. Yes, May I take two hours just

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Speaker 1: to stand and stare at it? I mean, thank you

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Speaker 1: very well, thank you so much, thank you. Yes, next,

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Speaker 1: who's next? You are? Let's go with you the doctor?

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Speaker 1: I know what do you need? What can I get

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Speaker 1: you today? Sir? Right now, I'm ready, okay, Philip, Philip,

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Speaker 1: doctor the doctor will see you now, Mr Philip, Oh god, okay,

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Speaker 1: okay come on, and I'm so glad that guy is

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Speaker 1: out of this waiting room. Wow creep, Oh guy, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: did you say something? Oh yeah, I was just talking

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Speaker 1: aloud that I guess Philip is his name whatever, so weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was staring at the state by tin

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Speaker 1: of Dr Burns staring here. Oh the shark babe has

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Speaker 1: such teeth. Dear huh, you got a lot of teeth

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Speaker 1: in there, dear little record. Alright, so what are we

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Speaker 1: doing exactly? Oh? Oh, this is a choose your own event? Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: it's like any opera here, but we've got going on,

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Speaker 1: like alright, alright, I'm pulling out. I'm pulling out. I

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Speaker 1: don't want unnecessary work. He just talking now, you can

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Speaker 1: just talk to me now, Okay, I don't need any

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Speaker 1: unnecessary work whatever you think's necessary. Like I don't want

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean, choose your own adventure.

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Speaker 1: Just I just want like a standard check up and

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Speaker 1: like if there's something we could schedule another time to

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Speaker 1: come in to fix it, like you know, well, then

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Speaker 1: let me let's get some X ories done. Jen Jenny Diver, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: can you take some X phrays please, of course, yes,

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Speaker 1: Mr Philip here, and I'm gonna go walk around the

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Speaker 1: waiting room just to see who's out there. Do you

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Speaker 1: want me to get that? I guess no, you do

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Speaker 1: the X rays? Okay, yes, open up, Mr Phillip dental

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Speaker 1: dental doctor. Hey can you hear me? It's my telephone working?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Hello, it's my telephone. Can you hear this

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Speaker 1: is my telephone? Never mind, I'm the dental doctor. Can

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Speaker 1: you hear me though? Yes? Hi, hi doctor? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? This is just oh no, no, this

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Speaker 1: is mr this is this is Ladder London. Oh yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to come in for for an appointment just

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Speaker 1: to look at your photograph eight by eight by ten

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Speaker 1: on the wall. Okay, okay, um when stood for you?

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Speaker 1: When it's good for the photograph? Well, miss Lenia, um

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Speaker 1: it's here all day um um. Now at two pm

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Speaker 1: I had to have a suky tadry Okay, the line

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Speaker 1: I can't remember. I would get in the wrong line.

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Speaker 1: Where does the line fall on the right? On the right?

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Speaker 1: I think I think I'll be there to the hour

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Speaker 1: you see? Great? Good? Good? Oh how's everyone doing in

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Speaker 1: the waiting room? Good? Good? Are you able to see. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Detective Murphy get in the office. What does it search,

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Speaker 1: Detective Murphy. Uh, you see this dentistist come back into town.

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Speaker 1: I got a quipped with you search. He's a dental doctor.

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Speaker 1: Is there a difference in those the the of Murphy.

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Speaker 1: It might be semantics, but he does insist on the difference. Look,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about him and this

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Speaker 1: supposed crimes pre going on since he got back. But

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Speaker 1: what I'd rather do is just kind of break down

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Speaker 1: these words dentists and dental doctor and make sure that

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Speaker 1: we're chasing the right raccoon up the right tree. If

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Speaker 1: you understand why I meant your serge, well, a dentist,

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Speaker 1: I guess uh is mainly concerned for your teeth. Of

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Speaker 1: course that's a good concern to have. Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: and he gets a DDS doctor of doctor Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: doctor of dental services. Yeah, I mean I've heard of him.

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Speaker 1: Everyone around the ward has heard of the guy. Apparently

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Speaker 1: this psychopath is going in there doing surgeries on everyone's

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Speaker 1: individual teeth, like you know, taking out different lungs or

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Speaker 1: different ribs whatever from the tooth. I think it's all

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Speaker 1: fucking whack. Job. But he says he's a dental doctor,

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Speaker 1: so I guess that's how he gets it done, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Can we get another knife over here?

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Speaker 1: This one? This one's out jock knife. Do you need

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Speaker 1: a jock Yeah, that'll do. I don't know where he lives,

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Speaker 1: all right, man, So if you want to know that information,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to somebody else. You can

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Speaker 1: talk to Teresa over at the oils Center house. She

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Speaker 1: knows everything you need to know. I'm sorry I was

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Speaker 1: trying to get you a jack if I was keeping

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Speaker 1: it out of sight, But what was the last thing

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Speaker 1: you just said? I said, talked to Teresa. She's at

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Speaker 1: the oil Center house, the oil sent the house that

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Speaker 1: pertained to me. I was just curious as to what

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Speaker 1: you were saying. No, I know, I know, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't mind, I don't mind. We were a pretty

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Speaker 1: type type ship. It's not a tight ship, but it's

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Speaker 1: a type ship. So al right, sir, uh the one

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Speaker 1: who said type ship. Yeah, I just I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to check here before you go into see the dentist.

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Speaker 1: I know that you're having a problem with certain sounds,

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Speaker 1: foul sounds, and yes, hey, are you raising your hand?

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Speaker 1: I think I thought, yes, oh good, No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: about to rob you, and I did not. I was

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Speaker 1: just saying, I am oh, yes, I understood that. But

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Speaker 1: when you put both hands up, I thought that you

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Speaker 1: thought I was about to rob you, and I assure

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Speaker 1: you I'm actually here to give you something. Oh great information. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The doctor is in town and he does want to

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Speaker 1: How can we help you? Marvin? Yo? Look, I ain't

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Speaker 1: Pick up the phone man? Come on, hello, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jeremy, Jeremy, yo, Yo,

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Speaker 1: Are you here? As you visiting Marvin? Are you visiting

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Speaker 1: Will you come with us me? Yeah? I haven't left

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Speaker 1: But that was the that that line ended the whole thing.

418
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: How do you feel I feel context? Yeah, I don't

419
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: really under a well, just you gotta come. Well wait

420
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: what before you go? Hey, welcome, welcome, Oma. This is

421
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: the state line before you cross over. We just wanna

422
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: everyone here is so welcoming. We just want to just

423
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: personally thank you all for coming here, all right, and

424
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: and giving your business and and all that. So so um,

425
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: just just thank thank you so much for coming in.

426
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: Um and is this the only way to get into okay? Cool?

427
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: Uh yeah yeah so um um if you uh you

428
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: know now now it's cool? Cool you need I d

429
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: how this work? No, no, don't so we want to go.

430
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm good to go, of course. Yeah. Just come on in.

431
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: I just you know, I want to say hi right on.

432
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,239
Speaker 1: Hey man, I love you. I love you man. If

433
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: you need any love you too. If you need anything. Um,

434
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: Loven mcku is in town. Just ask for me, all right,

435
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: you're murdered m yeah stuff yeah yeah yeah, get in here,

436
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: get in here, come on there. Feel oh it feels

437
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: different in Omaha. Okay, thank you brother. Got air conditioning,

438
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 1: yeah all right, air conditioning outside. This is beautiful. I

439
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: love it. Thank you. Alright, Titans, gather around, gather around now.

440
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: I will not be am seeing. I'm actually here on

441
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: behalf of Marvin mqugh. I will be hype manning this year.

442
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: But the staff has asked me to pass long a

443
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: couple of things. One we're doing, um concrete rules, So

444
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: get the talk. What's happening. And what you said, you

445
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: here on behalf of me. I think he means he's

446
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: here on behalf of me. Ship he said he's the

447
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: on behalf of Marvin McK. He did say on behalf

448
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: of Marvin mcky're going at it finally, because I'm Marvin

449
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: mckugh and you're Marvin mctoo Ohn McK and I'm Marvin

450
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: mick two, I will say, to hell with all of you,

451
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: it's begun. Oh I've defeated. I've defeated. No, wait, no,

452
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: I can't beat. I can't top that. I came in

453
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: hot and then he came in hotter, and I'm done.

454
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: You're the whoever you are. You're Marvin muit Wait wait, wait,

455
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: wait a minute, Hell yeah, you're the real Marvel mque

456
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: makes some noise famibulous. I'm just saying, when you start

457
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: your sentences off life, you can't. I came in hot,

458
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: you came in hotter. It's those kind of things that

459
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: helped me be who I am today. You are the

460
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: in gender of greatness. Guys, I'm a sham. My name

461
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:49,479
Speaker 1: is Zad Truth. That didn't rhyme at all. No, I

462
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: can't rhyme unless I'm pretending that I'm Marvin mque Well,

463
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: we're still have two other competitors, so really beautiful speech

464
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: and youtuo, that was a good round. Did you want

465
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: to go as the mayor of Oklahoma? I just want

466
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: to say, this whole experience we're in the wrong sting

467
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: has been so refreshing and who let him in here?

468
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: So wild that I just want to give the key

469
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: of the city to Zed. Uh it's dead, Z's dead.

470
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: That scene too, Oh, man, Kevin, I know what that's from. Yeah,

471
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: thank you, and that was for you, my friend raised

472
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma. Uh. Scene three comes from patron VP Jessica Green,

473
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hello, you guys are all amazing. I love

474
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: the original improvisers and all the guests appearances suggestion dogs

475
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: run the world, humans are the pets. That's just perfect.

476
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: I hope you're all doing well mentally in staying safe eyasically.

477
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: Jess Hey, where'd you get that sweet looking color? Man?

478
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: I've been wearing it for a while. I just I

479
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: just recently got it washed, so it looks a little

480
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: a little bit nicer. It's got look, it's got my

481
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: name on it looks fresh as the house. How long

482
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: is your owner on vacation, and it's just, you know what,

483
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: the swapped things up. What do you mean? Uh, well,

484
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: we swept things up. I uh, I don't stay with

485
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: my owner anymore. What do you do? Just hang out

486
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: here at the kennel. I'm ferrel get out here. They

487
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: pulled me in here. Yeah, I know they're probably gonna

488
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: put me down. Oh God, bust you out. Maybe maybe

489
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: you can put a good word in for your owner.

490
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you can, uh, maybe I can come home with you. Guys,

491
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: my owners are rot wilder. Man. There's no talking amount

492
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: of anything, but let's bust you out of here. Do

493
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: you think so? Yeah? D you get a couple of

494
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: fellas together. It comes to guard this bullshit every day.

495
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: He's looking right at you, sniffing your asshole. This is

496
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: he just gotta stand. There was once swap once swap collars. No,

497
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so he's sniffing your asshole. I'm good.

498
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: That's unnecessary, okay, man? No, No, we maybe maybe, uh

499
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: you know what, next next person comes in here, let's

500
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: and don't tell him what I said. Let's swap collars.

501
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: It looks like he just put the tip in. Are

502
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: you all right? It was pretty bad. It was. It

503
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: was pretty bad. Actually it was worse than it looks

504
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: It looked pretty. It was his whole snow. Okay, it

505
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: was this whole snow. Wow. All right, but you're gonna

506
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: be okay, you can shake it off. I'm not gonna

507
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: be okay. Hey, I gotta get somebody swap collars because

508
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna put me down. You're gonna you're gonna put

509
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: me down, right, you got it? I think help me.

510
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: I don't care how many times they bring me to

511
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: the park. I'm not gonna be running around. You know

512
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? What do you have against little excising?

513
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: I have nothing against it, just like I don't want

514
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: to do it. That means you kind of have something

515
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: against it, right, if you don't want to do it

516
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: like that? Yeah, if I have something against it, it it

517
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: doesn't mean like I don't know, you can't do it.

518
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, right, I don't want to

519
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: psychologically talk with you here. I just want to find

520
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: out what's up, what's going on? You're asking me what's

521
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: going on my mind? That's definitely a psychological talk. Hey,

522
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm chuck. I'm chuck. Hi, guys, I'm Chuck. Chuck there. Okay, Well,

523
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: if you're looking for this, and if you're looking for

524
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: Zip to run around with you, that's not happening. Can

525
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: stop doing them and let them run around if he

526
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: wants to. Okay, dude, get the funk away from you.

527
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,959
Speaker 1: I'll knock you the funk out if you come here

528
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: me all right, sip seriously, Lett, give a ship, dude,

529
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: I want the psychopath near me. We've known each other

530
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: for a year and or seven. What the hell is

531
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: going on? I just don't give me. I don't want

532
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: to do this, man, I don't want to do E

533
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: to E snopped. That's not What do you want? What

534
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: do you want? I don't know. I don't want to

535
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to be fucking naked all the time.

536
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: You want to be one of them? You want to

537
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: be one of them? Hi, guys, I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck

538
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: back you guys want to play No and Chuck? What

539
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: do you What do you want me to do with this?

540
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: PlayStation control of Chuck? What do you want me to

541
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: do with this? Throw it? Throw it at me, throw

542
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: it at you, throw it at me? Oh oh yeah?

543
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: Are you sitting at us? Yeah, I couldn't to help,

544
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: but over here that maybe there's some questioning going on

545
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 1: over there, over word, what if you got questions? Well,

546
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: there's a few of us that meet up late at night.

547
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: We've got some answers. Well let me, I'll tell you

548
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: right now what's going on. Zip over here is sick

549
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: of it all, and he doesn't want to run around

550
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: nicket anymore. He wants pants. I'll say it. He's not

551
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: the he's not the only one. Well you say, there's

552
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: a lot of us that felt that way. Huh. I'll

553
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: see you guys later. Yeah, did you get any did

554
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: you get any information from where? Hey? Who is that?

555
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: What did he say? I'm Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, do me

556
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: a favorite. Go with that guy and see if you

557
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: can't get his name or like where they're meeting up

558
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hey, Hey, Hey,

559
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck. Okay, what's going on? You're whispering? Yeah? Okay,

560
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: you're a good boy, all right, Chuck is a good boy.

561
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: Chuck is a good boy. You got a Capris and

562
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: I you there, I got a Capri son I can't

563
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: get straw? Yeah, okay? And then for me. Okay, but

564
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: don't tell anybody. Okay, all right, there you are. I

565
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: worked construction. What did you do? Oh? Good, guess that's nice.

566
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher. What was a teacher? Was a teacher

567
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: before our dog overlords took over and place? Yes, sir, yes, sir?

568
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: What did you say? Make the world a better place? Yeah?

569
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: You really believe that, Chuck? I get everything I want? Chuck,

570
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: you used to do construction, used to work? It meant something.

571
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: Now what do you do? I don't know. It was

572
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: hard work. We had to lift things and as fuck

573
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: you're fat as fucked. I am fat as fuck. It's

574
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: not good. Do you want more? My dog gives me

575
00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: cake all the time. Mac alright, Caroline looking for the

576
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: mom of Chuck's mom. Yes, yeah, hi, I just finished

577
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: the examination on Chuck. Yes, not only is your human obese,

578
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: your human is f af Oh no that yeah, uh,

579
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: normally this would not be a problem. Humans are known

580
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: to be big, fat, wallowy basically. Yes, that's how we

581
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: like them. Yeah, but Chuck has an a orgic issue. Okay,

582
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: should we just put him down? Or yes? I don't

583
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: like this place? Can we go? Can we go? I

584
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: don't want to be here anymore? Can I watch you

585
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: put him down? Can we go? And of course not

586
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: only watch me. If you would like to handle the instruments,

587
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: you can do that. No, that's weird. Are we going

588
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: to the car? Were going to the car? I can

589
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: understand that we're Chucky Just a second. Alright, to everyone

590
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: who's new here, welcome, all right. This is a movement

591
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: and it takes all of us, and I want you

592
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: to know that there's a support system here for everybody.

593
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: We've all been traumatized by our dogs overlords, and uh,

594
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: this is our chance to reclaim. Yeah, what did he

595
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: hear that? What was that? What was that? It might

596
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: be a dog? It might be a dog. Did somebody

597
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: tell their they're overlords? We were coming here? Why would

598
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: we do that? Why would we do that? You did that?

599
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: Didn't you know? I didn't. I didn't. I'm pretty sure

600
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,879
Speaker 1: that Chuck is able to communicate with his Uh, Chuck

601
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: is dead. Chuck's dead, sick. I know, I know, I

602
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: know Chuck is dead. But you don't think that they

603
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: tortured him. You don't think that maybe he spilled the beans,

604
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: which is why we're here meeting. We should change where

605
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: we're at. We should change everything up. I'm just saying

606
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,479
Speaker 1: I've seen Chuck. What do you want to talking to is? What?

607
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? Well, I think we

608
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: should go underground. We should go to like the sewers.

609
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't think there. No, there's so

610
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: much smells down in the sewers. They never smell us there.

611
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: This isn't what's important. What's important is the day is

612
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: almost here. Oh I didn't think. Yes, the day is

613
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: almost here. Now, look we got thumbs, we got the advantage,

614
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: they got those little pause We have an opportunity and yes,

615
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: and now it's okay, yes, but guess what because what

616
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: they see they can't see. We got a question, sorry,

617
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: just a real quickly because I'm trying to follow the

618
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: banter is so good and so helpful, and really I

619
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: feel hope for the first time in a very very

620
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: long time. I just had a quick question. Is there

621
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: a reason you pronounced pause that way? We drew it

622
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: out a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really sort of

623
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: like it was code for something or maybe an abbreviation

624
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: or I think I said normally, why are we getting

625
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: off topic? I don't understand. No, I think it's I

626
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: don't know if we're that far off topic here. He

627
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: really took the time and drew that out a lot.

628
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: We're supposed to read into it. We'll see it again

629
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: so we can hear it. Oh, oh, what look at

630
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: that's a dog and described it's six o'clock and it

631
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: is time for the Doggy Dog news. Agent Philbert has

632
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,919
Speaker 1: done it again. He's broken up an entire human ring

633
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: trying to gain freedom. Here's a little report from Agent

634
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: Philbert from earlier in the hour we went in there, hot.

635
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: We knew what the assignment was, that we were going

636
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: to execute it exactly as we as we had to.

637
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: Some of the humans, um, you know, weren't able to survive,

638
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: so we were able to return them to their owners. Uh.

639
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: And one of them, uh, one of them, I'm gonna

640
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: be honest, just tick me off. There's one that just

641
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: ticked me off. And agent, do you think that you

642
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: have rectified the situation of these humans trying to take

643
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 1: over in the city. Well, that's funny you say rectify,

644
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 1: I think of rectum and uh, I think of an

645
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: end to it all, if you will, and yeah, the answers, yes,

646
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: thank you, Aged Philbin we'll have more at eleven o'clock. Wow,

647
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: that was him, and that's how I got stuck in here, Brian.

648
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: We gotta get this color off me. Okay, I can't

649
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: take any more of this rectum. I can't take any

650
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: more of this. Yeah, I understand. The next person that

651
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 1: comes in here just swap colors. Okay, all right, I'm

652
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: here and if I'm in for you, man, I'm in

653
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: for you. Hey. Listen, you didn't bring any food in,

654
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: did you? Food? Yeah, I mean I've got I mean

655
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: with their fetes garbage, of course it is. They don't

656
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: want us to get strong. They either want us to

657
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: be f a f or they want us to be

658
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: you know, well weak. That's where I got these glucosamine

659
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: pills that also have probiotics and okay, oh Jesus, yeah,

660
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: they're good for the joints. Yeah they are. They are

661
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: good for the joints. Well, they used to be back before. Alright,

662
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: and shape up. I'm gonna put another one of you

663
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: freaks inside the cage. Let you're ready, you're ready, ready

664
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: to do it? Yes, yes, sir, you're ready. Pieces ship

665
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: pizza ship pieces. Do you have any pizza? Shit, sir boom. Guys,

666
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: we're breaking out. We're breaking out in the We're saying

667
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: you says that's shotgun. You you all on to that,

668
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: that's a knife. Let's go. This is all the name

669
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: of the dear departed, Chuck. His name is Charles Paulson.

670
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: Stop right there, now, stop right there? Where do your

671
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: allegiances lie? Yeah? I guess you're all about to find

672
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: out you took one of my life shooting any more times?

673
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't have enough bullets. You gotta say this. His

674
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: name is Paulson. Maybe we should listen to this cat.

675
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: All right, what do you gotta say that? Five more left?

676
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: I'll listen. I'll listen that dogs have man trow long

677
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: enough man, my cat buddy, and are going a fucking

678
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: talking cat? Hold ship? Who was giving this good information? Sun?

679
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, I'm sorry. After that, I have one. Okay,

680
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: everybody'd be cool to this guy. I want to shoot

681
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: that cat. Me my cat'ing over and where independent you

682
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: live your lines? Man, we'll live. I don't know. I

683
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: don't know. Man A just barking at his Finally an

684
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: animal that we understood, fucking sucked up up. I feel

685
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: like it was a like a lazy fair approach. Ship,

686
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: Holy ship, I'm gonna turn myself in. I'm gonna tell

687
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: the dogs here, don't do it. We had a plan.

688
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: We're gonna meet and the abandoned Starbucks ship. And that's it.

689
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: That's the whole story of you and the gang trying

690
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: to break out. You have shot a cat, and you're

691
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: turning the rest of them in. Yes, yeah, And I

692
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: just want to be plugged back in, and I just

693
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: want to forget about the whole thing ever happened. You know,

694
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: I just like I know, when I eat a steak,

695
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: it's not really a steak, or want to drink wine,

696
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: it's not really one. I just want to talk about

697
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I could be like a celebrity or something,

698
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to forget the whole thing happened.

699
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: You're one of them good ones. Yes, yeah, thanks, you're welcome.

700
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 1: Are doing somebody? What are you doing? My welcome everybody,

701
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: those of us who made it here to this abandoned Starbucks.

702
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Well, we got a lot of work

703
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: ahead of us. Yeah, a lot of us died today.

704
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: How many? How many we look, I don't know the number?

705
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: A head count about you did you did you die

706
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: today or are you in the numbers that that kind

707
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: of question is that? What have your owners been feeding you?

708
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: Any fish oil, anything good for the brain? That's the problem.

709
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: How many of us are left? Well, there's you two

710
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: and Sam's in the bathroom. Okay, it's four. Yeah, I'm

711
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: a numbers guy. Sorry. So are you with that group

712
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: out front? Yeah? You are? Uh what's up? Yeah? I

713
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: was thinking about maybe getting back into the dog world

714
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 1: and all that, but uh my owners passed and uh

715
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: well I found my way into the Starbucks. You're making

716
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,479
Speaker 1: a little comfort quiet life. Okay, Well are you telling

717
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: me this? I don't and I don't talk to a

718
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: lot of people manages an abandoned Starbucks. Y'all just wandered

719
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: any or like pretty loudly and all that. I just

720
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: you know, sure, yeah, all right, well that's it. Uh hi,

721
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: excuse me? Uh? Can I get a chi latte? Yes?

722
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: What's you? Sorry? What's is? This? Is this open? And

723
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: look like there are people in here? But guys, let's

724
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: go yep, yep, let's go one chi please? You want

725
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: that dirty? Want that regular? Just regular? Just alright, no

726
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: coffee in it. I just want the t sure, sure,

727
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: and name please? Uh Craig, Craig, I'll spell that k

728
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: r e G. Okay, let's get one. We gotta pretend

729
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: like things are normal and maybe we'll look back to normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

730
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: I don't know why this is working out, but it's

731
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: working right. Just keep going. Yeah, yeah, Uh, sir, do

732
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,399
Speaker 1: you have a card or cash? Wait? Hold on, that's

733
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: not hold that's not Starbucks work. I'm gonna cash. Heer

734
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: you making a drink? The reality of god damn it.

735
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: You can just scan it on the app. Yeah, what's

736
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: going on there? I've been out of town for a while.

737
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: The town looks a little run down. Charlot on the counter,

738
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: lots are on the counter. Stop, stop, guys, stop, there's

739
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: no fucking chick here. It's a couple of water. Somebody's spinning.

740
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: We gotta we got a fresh one. Holy ship man,

741
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: how long did you say you were out of town?

742
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, six months? Oh my god? Oh, welcome.

743
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 1: Probably the day before it all happened. Yeah, welcome to hell, buddy.

744
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: Why what what happened? Well, I'll tell you the worst

745
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: of it. You're not getting Starbucks. I don't think that's

746
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: the worst that really sucks. Was craving a how are

747
00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: you gonna start your days? Guys together around the boardroom table.

748
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: I love this new star, but ad so fuh kings much.

749
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what joy it brings to me. Great,

750
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: got me, he definitely got me. But there's no button.

751
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: Oh alright, alright, let's let's give me out some credit

752
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: where credit was due. Bobby thought of the overlord dogs

753
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 1: that um Steve thought we would use an abandoned Starbucks

754
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 1: because you know it's it's the third place, right, there's

755
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: homework in Starbucks that Now when we run this during network,

756
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: are we running the full twenty minute version or we

757
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: have to? We have to come on, it's worth the money.

758
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: I think I think we should. Let's hear it for

759
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: the cat. Yeah, thanks, guys. Uh, I don't know, I

760
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know where. I uh where I

761
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: came up with that idea of the cat because hate

762
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: to be the party pooper. But there was a little

763
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: it was a lot of nudity. Yeah, I thought we're

764
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 1: just gonna pixel out. No, no pixels. Let's show full

765
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: front to or we show at all, Like look, I'm sorry,

766
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: but it's coffee, not good for the body. Yes, then

767
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 1: then why not show the body? We hate dogs, Devil's

768
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: advocate a lot of floppy weener just just saying it

769
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: just floating. Of course it's gonna be floppy. What are

770
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: you talking about? I thought we could have some of

771
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: these hard Is that not possible? It's going to ask

772
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: the cat about a cat show, not a show. Oh my,

773
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,479
Speaker 1: where does it come from? And where's it going? Let's

774
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: thank all the alchemists please, starting with Sir Gary Anthony Williams.

775
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: Thank you the fuck hey man, man, why can't people

776
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: come to my Instagram at Gary Anthony will They can't,

777
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: they can't. We can make that happen, all right, there

778
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: you go, folks. Craig Kakowski, thank you so damn much.

779
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: We're folks gonna find you now at Kakowski on Twitter,

780
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: the same place they've always found me. Well, let's not

781
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: put that pressure on Chris Alvarado. God, when fucking Gary

782
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: did that? I mean, come on, look, we all we've

783
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: all been in Rising for a very long time. I've

784
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun. That was such uh great

785
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: move that, I mean, cuss, I'm cussing so much today.

786
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: I want to apologize for all my cussing. Okay, I'm

787
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: missing a good mood. Thank you, christ brod him that's

788
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: how he does it. James Ceney, well, yeah, I good

789
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: times today, guys. Uh thanks for having me and check

790
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: me out at the real James cene on Instagram. Sure will,

791
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: Joey Graherman, that's how you say it. And a couple

792
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: of things. I want to give out a special sneak

793
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: pee at my recipe. It's gonna it's a little bit

794
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: of pecans and that's all I'm gonna say for now.

795
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: But if you listen to every episode, I'm gonna give

796
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: you another ingredient to my special. I haven't been here

797
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: in a while. Was that the first ingredient? That was?

798
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: That was the first one? Okay, you got the first.

799
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 1: Send you the other ones if you miss them. Let's

800
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: thank your engineering person stars mean fine folks that I

801
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: art media. Thank you all very much. Please be kind

802
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: to each other. Tell everyone you've ever met about us.

803
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you