WEBVTT - SeanDoesMagic's Most Embarrassing Moment 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:04.000 So I start walking. In the first step, I'm like, oh, oh, 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.200 a little bit nothing. Yeah, but I was like, oh, 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.320 we might nah make it. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.400 A wise woman once said, if P and your pants 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.120 is cool, consider me Miles Davis. 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:37.360 And following that. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.320 Logic, we've got the coolest guest in town. My friend, 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:44.400 Sean Soda Redona aka Sean does Magic is a massive 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:49.320 TikTok superstar, a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award nominee, and most importantly, 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.000 an all around pleasant guy. He's got a great smile, 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.440 he knows magic, and his vibes are immaculate. And that 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.720 is a phrase that I tried to never say. Shawn 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:00.760 and I sat down at vidcom and he told me 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:05.000 a very relatable story about going to the bathroom inside 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.160 his own pants. I'm Will Big Bladder McFadden and this 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:11.200 is hashtag story time, brought to you by you iHeart Radio. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:13.920 So, Sean, tell me a story. Do you have a 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.720 good story to tell? God? Okay? 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:19.480 So, like I've never been asked the question like, just 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:20.640 tell me a story. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.679 Well, it was more of a command. Yeah, tell me 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.559 a story. Has no question here. 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:28.120 But I'm a look, my life is pretty embarrassing. I 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.240 gotta be real with you. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:31.160 Like it means you live a interesting life. I don't 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:32.760 know about that. I don't know. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.560 I just feel like I'm always like there's a lot 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.840 of good things that happened to me, but likewise, how 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.440 life has to equal out, there's a lot of bad 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.600 things that happened to me and a lot of embarrassing things. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.720 If it was all ups, Like, if it was all great, 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.040 then it wouldn't you. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:49.920 Would be able to appreciate the good. Yeah, if you 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.480 didn't have the bad exactly. So when I think of 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.080 one of the most embarrassing moments in my life, I 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.440 think back to freshman year. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.720 Just in general, freshman year of. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.400 High school, that's just an first off that is just 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.280 such an interesting time in your life because like you know, 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.600 you you're in eighth grade, yeah, and you think you're like, oh, 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.400 I'm top of the food chat, I'm the am I 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.640 allowed a curse and yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the ship 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.880 like I'm about to go out, And then we go 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.480 into high school like day. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.760 And then you're nothing. You're like no, And. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.120 There was a lot of things in high school that 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:27.200 I didn't understand right, Like, for one, I didn't know 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:33.560 that like asking someone to homecoming meant that like, y'all 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.880 were just going to homecoming. I thought that that was like, oh, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.320 y'all are like dating now, like that's one thing. I 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.240 was like, what, like, like I asked this go to 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.040 homecoming and I put her name in my bio with 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.600 like little red heart, and she text me. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:48.440 Like why did you do that? 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:50.760 We were just going to homecoming, like some embarrassing stuff 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.600 like that. But I have a really embarrassing story that 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:57.120 happened in high school. So you know, when you're a kid, right, 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.160 you know, maybe third grade, fourth it's normal for you 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.960 to piss yourself, right, Sometimes sometimes it happens. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.600 Yeah, hey, yeah, I still do it grown. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.800 So I want you to put yourself back freshman year 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.280 in high school? Right wait? What pause? 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:18.799 Look, accidents happened, right well, let me tell you my 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:24.240 pants adult Is that a real brand? Pooped my pants? 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.799 That's the brand? Oh okay, that's good. I'm glad. I'm glad. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:31.440 We have sponsors and stuff. No, okay, so let me 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.520 set the scene for you, yes please. Okay, So you know, 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:40.280 I'm in Spanish class. We're out here, right, and we 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.120 have a big test today, you know, and I was 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.720 very excited, like I nailed it. I am super smart. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.920 Shanna Spanish. We're out here, we're doing all of this. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:53.160 I'll say quaderno'sve BiblioTech has. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:57.440 Test right. 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.480 And so I'm taking this test and I feel fairly confident. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.680 I get through that test so fast, and the whole 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.240 time was like kind of I got a little tinkle feeling. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:07.800 I feel like I got to pee a little bit. Okay, 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.560 So I was like, okay, I'll just finish this test. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.720 We're gonna go to the bathroom right right right, And 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.400 so you know, I finished the test and I go 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:18.160 to turn it in and my teacher goes, hey, you 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:19.039 didn't do the back. 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.560 I was like, oh, there's a backside. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:23.840 I was like, do I ask to go to the 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.320 bathroom now or do I finish the backside of this 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:27.840 this test. I was like, okay, you know what, I'm 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.760 gonna go back to my seat. I finished the front 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.200 side fairly quickly, because. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.200 It is a little suss if you go to the 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.360 bathroom mid test. I was like, are you you cheating 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.599 all the answers? What are you doing? 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.080 And so you know, I go back to my desk 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.640 and I start working and I do the first answer 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.559 on the backside, second answer, the third answer. I started 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.960 feeling a little more like answer. I'm like, oh, I 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.440 really really got a pee. Like oh, So I was like, okay, 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.200 I finished it up. I kind of just rushed my 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.760 answers and I turn it. I give my test, and 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.640 then I start I go, hey, I think it's petter 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:05.320 ear Albano, which means can I go to the bathroom please? Yes, 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.679 I learned things. I'm gonna learn that pretty good. I'm 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:10.720 a nowhere I know things, And so I start. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:11.920 Making my way to the bathroom. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:12.160 Right. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.440 Now here's the thing. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.240 There's no bathroom in the class, right, you have to 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:16.359 go to the hallway bathroom. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.279 But the closest bathroom. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.200 The thing is, it's inapportable, So the closest bathroom is 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.640 inside the school. So you have to So if you're 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.240 like over here, you got to make up. Have to 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.279 walk all the way to the gym. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:27.880 Yeah. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.520 So I start walking and the first step I'm like, 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:35.200 oh a little bit, no nothing yet, but I was like, oh, 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:39.800 we might not make it. So I keep walking and 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:43.120 just each step I'm like, oh, I need mental will 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.680 power right now, dread just like nothing, No, we are 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:51.560 not doing this. I'm a high schooler, high school. I 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:55.360 just I just went homecoming. Okay, I have the balls 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.840 to ask your girl to homecoming. I can hold my piss, right, Yeah. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:00.960 So as I continue to walk forward, I get out 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:05.000 of the classroom, I start making my way, and eventually, 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.719 in moments like this, there's there's a moment where you 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:09.720 just accept your fate. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.960 You know what I'm saying, It's over. There's a moment 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.799 where you just realize that I'm going down with the ship. 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.200 This is not this is not gonna happen. I'm not 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:18.719 gonna make it. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:22.360 This is not gonna happen. And so we have this 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.520 program in our school. We have this like kind of 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.840 daycare program and where you know, the high schoolers take 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.560 care of these kids who come in for like a 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:35.039 few hours. And so I'm walking and I see the 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:41.040 little daycare area. I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.000 going to go over to this area. And I just 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.599 I walked over and I stood next to the daycare door, 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.599 and I just had to piss myself. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.640 I just pissed everywhere. But I was thinking, like, hey, 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:57.800 out of all the places, this is where some kids 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.760 standing next to you like my guy. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.720 So I literally went into the middle of the whole way. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:04.120 There was no way because class was going on, so 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.560 everybody's inside of the class. So I went to the 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.200 hallway area next to the door. I just I can't 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.400 believe I'm telling the start. I just pissed myself, and 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:15.960 I just you just feel the warm, just the rush 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.840 just go down. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.760 And I was w no, it wasn't no shorts action here. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:24.200 I was wearing thick black jeans and you could just 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.880 feel just everything just start to come down, and then 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.280 so suddenly there's just a puddles under you. And I'm 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.720 just thinking this whole time, Oh my god, I hope 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:33.679 nobody who walks past. 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:33.960 Nobody. 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:39.160 Nobody did, which was great, but I felt so bad 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.120 because I know that, like you know, some jannits and 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:44.680 while by some kid pissed me, so some child. So 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.200 that was the first part of my struggle, right The 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.280 second part is how am I going to go back 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.680 to Spanish glass right now? But luckily what was good 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.960 is because I was wearing thick black pants, it didn't 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.440 look like I pissed myself because like it was already thick. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.480 If you were wearing khakis right then. Yeah, that was 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.720 which is what I wore every day of ninth grade. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.160 Oh lord, oh. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:11.400 My god, nothing but oh yeah Jake from State Farm, Yeah, exactly, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.080 and so I always were shorts. So it's the one 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.920 day that I happened to wear black jeans, which is crazy. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.880 And so I ended up going back and I waited 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.080 for the belt about to ring, and I walked because 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:25.400 I was done. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:26.920 I was no my test. Wait for the belt of 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:27.200 back to. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.080 Ring, and then I opened the door and I held 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.520 I stood behind the door for everybody to go out. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.079 I was hiding under the door. I was just waiting. Yeah. 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:37.160 I grabbed my backpack. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:40.360 Luckily I had a change of shorts for gym class, 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.000 and I just changed. But like, bro, my my underwear 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.920 was drenched, my shoes, bro. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.280 Like everything did you just trash? 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:52.360 I lots of laundry, lots of laundry, and like when 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:57.040 I tell you, like I was doing the yeah, like 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.200 just walking around school the whole time, and you just 0:08:59.240 --> 0:08:59.880 can feel it. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.720 You know, it's not even water. Yeah, you're like said, 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:04.520 you sound a little squishy today. Yeah. Yeah. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.959 And I ended up surviving the day because it was 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.760 fifth period, going to sixth period, six period. It was 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.800 my last class, and although I felt gross the whole time, 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.480 I survived biology, which ironically biology like. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:21.000 Today we're talking about the urinary tract system and how 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.760 urethras work. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and how if you 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.800 do keygels you can stop yourself from. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.440 Being like oh, one class too late. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.400 It's how you're like, you think you have control over 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.680 your body until moments like that and you're like nope, 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.560 I uh, my body has betrayed me. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:37.960 It's horrible. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.560 And so yeah, as a as a high schooler, I 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.880 pissed myself, dude, and it's a very traumatizing moment. Actually 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.920 don't wear black jeans anymore because of it. I'm just kidding, 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:48.520 never again. 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.680 Oh my god, it's is I mean, you standing next 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.600 to the daycare and peeing yourself is very funny to me. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.960 I'm glad you didn't like try and you know, like 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.680 because if you would have tried to like just piss 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:03.960 on like the wall or. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.480 Something or something like that, yeah, I just could. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.559 Have ended up with a charge right exposure and then 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:14.400 exactly like you registered and you know, Shanda's criminal activity, 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.960 so you could have gone on a way different life. Paths, 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:18.960 so just like accepting it and being like I'm just 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.559 gonna piss right moves the move dude, Yeah, thank you, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.480 it was a pro play. I'm trying to think how 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:31.760 you say like me spentalonis as mooy MOI I don't 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:38.000 know piss pussy, I don't know you pissed in Spanish. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.839 Yeah, I've never told that story, so that you have, 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.760 really I no one. I'm gonna be at the Oscars 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.960 one day going to play this audio. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.240 What was like the moral of that story? What did 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.200 you learn from that experience? What did you take away? 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.520 How are you changed or different? 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:59.280 Uh? I don't have wear black jeans always, always wear 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.160 black jeans always. We're black teams because you never know 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.600 when they're gonna come in handy or look to see 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:04.920 if there's another side of your task. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:08.920 Exactly. That's that's the takeaway. Ye check check the backside, check. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:12.640 The backside always and p before Spanish class exactly. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:13.120 Yeah. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:24.839 I want to play a quick little game games first, last, best, worst, 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.760 and we pick a we pick a category and then 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:29.439 you tell me about the first time, the last time, 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:30.040 the best time of. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.679 The worst time. Okay, so what's the category? Uh, I'm 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.520 gonna go a little saucy. What about kiss? 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:41.320 Okay, okay, all right, what was your first kiss experience? 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.800 Okay, well the first was also the worst? 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:48.439 Okay, that's great if that well, combo, Yeah, let me 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.240 tell you, and you don't have to name names, we can, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:51.240 you know you can do all right? 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:55.120 All right, this is so bad? Okay. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.360 So this is also freshman year in high school. It's 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.240 a lot going on, freshman lots of stuff going on. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.839 You're like the same day my pants and I got 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:09.160 my first kiss. Yeah no, So you know, freshman year 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.920 in high school, you know, you're you're learning more things 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:16.320 about yourself, and you're you're going through puberty. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.320 Ish and you're like growing up and trying to become 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:18.800 an adult. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.839 Right, you know you're gonna start to like girls a 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.640 little bit and talk to girls and what not or yeah, 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.480 whatever whatever you're into, and you're starting to learn more 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:32.880 about yourself. So God, I'm gonna give her a code name, Susan. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.560 Susan. What if I just guessed her name was actually 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.600 like not Susan, No, Susan. So let's just say Susan 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.079 kissed a lot of boys, Okay, Susan. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.040 Yeah, we love Susan. Susan was a boy kisser. We 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:54.280 don't slust, shame on. We love Susan. Yeah, we love 0:12:55.160 --> 0:13:02.440 Let's save lives. Honestly, you never know, right, promiscuitous women. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:06.520 It is the twenties first century. Yeah, you live your life, 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:07.959 You do what you want to do. You want to 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.760 kiss boys, You kiss as many boys as you want 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:14.680 to kiss. Yeah, okay, so Susan, so yis kissing the boys? 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:16.000 Yes, yes. And so. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.559 I was talking to Susan a little bit and she, uh, 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.640 you know, we were we were like always hanging out, 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.439 like making jokes and whatnot. And I knew that Susan 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.480 kissed a lot of boys, but that, but we were 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:30.360 friends before. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.079 All that, like we were just like vibing, right, yeah, 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:33.679 so she but she was always like, oh I kiss 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.880 Bradley Yeah yeah, like cool cool cool. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:36.240 Yeah. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.959 And so you know, one day I had soccer practice 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.640 and we just walked to soccer practice. There was like 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.160 a field that was like a mile down okay, And 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.839 she was staying after school for I believe, like she 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:50.160 was doing like a test remake or something like that. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.280 And as I was walking out, she was she finished 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:53.640 her test. She was like, ohere you going. She was like, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.360 I forgot there was a backside of the test. Yeah, 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:01.760 she was like, what happened is going around? Yeah? And 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.079 so she she sees me and she's like, I'll walk 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.960 with you. It's a soccer Yeah. I was like, bet, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:12.079 let's go, like have a buddy romantic. Oh yeah, we roll. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.000 So we end up walking and I'm early to zacer 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.640 practice and so we go explore this park. In this park, 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.080 this is such a true story. This is gonna sound 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.760 like a bunch of bs. I swear to god, this 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.600 is a true story. It's so real. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.280 I vivid a little like afternoon walked. Yes. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:33.280 So we're walking to soccer practice and I'm early, nobody's there. 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.880 I'm the first one there. And there's this park area 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:37.760 next to the fields and there's these woods. So she's like, 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.480 let's go explore where Zugera practice. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:40.480 Let's go into the woods. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.880 We went into the woods. Stay out of the woods, kids, yeah, 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.840 don't go. Ever, happens a lot creepy things in the woods, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.320 like me and Susan. So we go into the woods 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.800 and we're just vibing and we find this rock like 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.200 Big Boulder Rock area, and we just said that we 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.240 were just talking a little bit. 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:02.160 Yeah, it's a very romantic setting, right right, And then. 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.480 We were just talking and then we just got a 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.920 little closer. And in my head, I'm like, oh, Susan 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:14.600 kisses a lot of boys. I've never kissed the girl before. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:20.880 And I literally no, I literally go, I let me 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:24.040 go because I we were like very close, Like, I go, 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.440 how do we do this? Right in front of Susan? 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.840 And I feel like she's had that question asked for 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.080 because she was hair. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:37.600 She was She said, just lean in and I was okay, 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:39.960 we we okay, okay. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.600 Lean and so I leaned in and I had my 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:47.000 first kiss, which lasted abouto point three seconds before I pulled. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:50.600 I said, am I doing it right? I had no 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:51.920 idea what I was doing. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:58.320 But we ended up kissing a little more before soccer practice, 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.680 and it was horrific. When I tell you, like, I 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.520 was like, because, like you know, as a teenage boy, 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.680 you hear a lot of things. You're like, oh, like 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.040 there's like friends kissing like a bunch of others, and. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.280 I'm trying to figure I'm like, it's a lot of 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.600 it's based off of movies that you've seen where I'm like, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.600 do I grab her face? Like what do I do? 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.000 Like do I just like caressook? Like what do I 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.720 do around the weight? Do I lift her in the air? 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.440 Like I don't know, is this when the soundtrack starts 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.600 playing around me? Like you just gotta keep it simple 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:30.360 and so like. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.720 I wouldn't say we were like kissing. It was more 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.400 like I was trying to kiss yeah, for about like 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:40.400 ten minutes, and that was my first and worst kiss. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:45.200 Oh Susan, Sweet sweet Susan. Yeah, Oh Susan. I hope. 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.000 I hope she's still kissing boys or girls, yeah, or 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.800 anybody out I hope Susan is still kissing, still getting 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:52.400 those kisses. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:56.840 Yeah, shout out Susan. Oh Susan. Imagine she's listening to this. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:57.520 I would be great. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.360 She still keeps it with my stuff. She DMS me 0:16:59.400 --> 0:16:59.960 every once in a while. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.560 But you're taking responsibility for the bad side of the kissing, 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.879 like you're not blaming Susan. Like Susan seemed like she 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.680 really like kind of like held your hand through the 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.840 whole process, and she walked you. She was like, you know, 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.480 come into the woods, and she was like all you 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:13.320 do to do is lean in. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.480 She was very gentle and like caring first kiss. You 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.200 know what, Thank you, Susan. Yeah, I appreciate you. It's 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:22.480 like what a good kiss mentor yeah, even though it was, 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.720 like I'm telling you it was, but it's good. You 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:26.160 got to get your bad kisses out. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.760 You gotta learn what doesn't work you, Like, there was 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.800 a lot way too much tongue in that situation right 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.240 back that up, like or there was like too much fighting. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.280 Like you no, wet that out? Yeah, you gotta learn 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.920 the hard way and be like this. I'm sorry you 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:40.879 haven't heard this before. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.320 Okay, So those that's your first and your your worst? 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.920 What about your what's your best kiss? 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:54.200 Oh lord? 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.040 Oh no, sorry, Actually let's do what's your last? What 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:58.639 was the last kiss you had moments before coming here? Okay, 0:17:58.720 --> 0:17:59.679 so that's a beautiful thing. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.760 Yeah so I recently probably I think honestly, like first 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.400 like serious girlfriend. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:10.160 Yeah, shout out, Kayla. I think're gonna say Matt gave 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.359 you a kiss right before that? What I was waiting 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.560 on it, but he didn't tell me to lean in? Yeah, right, 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:16.159 so I didn't. I didn't do it. 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.960 No, so right before coming here, I'm actually late to 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:22.119 this podcast because of it. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.320 No, she was like, it's a good reason to be 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.880 late if you're kissing. No, like she wouldn't let me leave. 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:28.680 She like had me in a bear hug. She was like, 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.560 don't go. Yeah, No, she's great. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.560 And so that was my last one. And then your 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:37.120 best kiss, the best one. That's a good question. I've 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:42.359 never thought about my best kiss. I mean, well, no, no, no, 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.159 I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:49.960 I'm trying to imagine Susan. Yeah, four years later, Susan. No, 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:52.000 definitely my best kiss. 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:53.840 I think one. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:57.560 I think it's like I think of about a bunch 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:00.480 of different places. But there's this on once set spot 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:04.399 that we go like every probably like three four times 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:07.119 a week, and we always just. 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:08.639 Watched the sunset. It's so pretty. 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:10.480 It's because I live in the Porta Ranch area of 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:12.920 LA and it's kind of in the hills area and 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:16.000 you get to see like the whole like north Ridge 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.880 Valley area. And she even she even got a tattooed. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:21.879 This was before we were dating, but she loves the 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.320 spot so much that she she got like the outline 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.239 of the sunset tattooed on her ankle if you if 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:28.879 you see her later, you'll you'll be able to see it. 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.280 But like she loves this spot, and so then she's 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:34.160 got to get the tattoo of YouTube smooth. That would 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:38.320