Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. Welcome to another episode Mothers a Podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. Hey, Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: thanks for inviting me to what the podcast. You're the
Speaker 1: codes best supposed to be here. I'll bring my next
Speaker 1: guests on. He's not pregnant. Oh who's our guest, Michael
Speaker 1: to meet him? The budget was very very I try
Speaker 1: to get Little nas X, Little nas X, the guy
Speaker 1: that brand new song called Monter. His album is crazy
Speaker 1: doing great. Barack Obama even message him, Yes he did,
Speaker 1: and congratulating him. Uh no he's not here. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Little X not here. No, he's not here.
Speaker 1: I got his somebody his partner has his DNA. I
Speaker 1: mean my guy's brother, big little EXU. You got Marcus
Speaker 1: your fuck? Is your your new best friend that you
Speaker 1: found on craig list. Oh yeah, you're listing on craiglist.
Speaker 1: Ad Ladies and gentlemen introduced your your good friends, Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Little not Ex big brother marco X. You
Speaker 1: never seen your brother with I mean I never seen
Speaker 1: my brother would have been for real because Mikey grew
Speaker 1: up told the nigga he tricking us. Man when he
Speaker 1: grew up like a very conservative and shock. Yeah this
Speaker 1: has a pastor right your father? Yeah, my dad, My
Speaker 1: dad was the head leader of a choir. My brother
Speaker 1: was the same week your father was a leader of
Speaker 1: quiet your father fell about him. Hey, you know at
Speaker 1: some point where you're about to have to get over it, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: They I feel like everybody's okay with it because he
Speaker 1: accept who he is. Yeah. He takes time though, because
Speaker 1: my brother he came out later, like after my brother school.
Speaker 1: I had another brother did the same thing when now
Speaker 1: Us came out. He came out probably like two, three
Speaker 1: or four months later. Rappers coming out. No, No, that's
Speaker 1: probably pay it away for a lot of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of good for them though, you know, so
Speaker 1: they who else came out that we don't know about?
Speaker 1: It's kid cutty gay? Who's that gay? I know? I
Speaker 1: mean I don't know. I think he wore a dress
Speaker 1: and did some stuff with now something something bunch of
Speaker 1: weird things. But who else came out with that? Well?
Speaker 1: Your brother, They encouraged like pot to come out. You know,
Speaker 1: my brother came out a long time ago, but he
Speaker 1: tricked everybody is anybody that your brother is anybody else
Speaker 1: in the closet. We don't know about that. It's coming
Speaker 1: out soon. I feel like there's a lot of artists,
Speaker 1: right yeah, closet. Let's see what comes out that closet.
Speaker 1: It's just old lundy from your ex girlfriends, some unwashed
Speaker 1: So when you when do you think he realized that,
Speaker 1: you know, wasn't for him. Uh, it was always a
Speaker 1: personal decision within itself. So with that, man said, when
Speaker 1: he got rich, you know, he got you know, a
Speaker 1: little bit of pride and stuff. So we're saying outside
Speaker 1: one day outside of the house was at our dad house.
Speaker 1: He had just got signed or whatever. He ain't got
Speaker 1: the payment yet, but we were just still like chilling
Speaker 1: and ship. We don't smoke all the weeds the smoke.
Speaker 1: We never smoked like this. Blanche used to be like
Speaker 1: little twigs. He got signed and we were smoking fat blunts.
Speaker 1: We're seeing out that, we're seeing out in the backyard.
Speaker 1: We're just chilling. We hid as the motherfucker. He was like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you, but just me and him.
Speaker 1: Now he like, bro, I'm gay, like out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: Like we hided ship. So I'm thinking aboutself like ship
Speaker 1: did they get the talk show like me? Oh? Gay too?
Speaker 1: But he was then as seriously was this? What was this?
Speaker 1: It was? That was right aft there. He got slapped
Speaker 1: for real right out there right after. So so because
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a lot of time, they said, you know,
Speaker 1: people are born so he wasn't born gay? He No,
Speaker 1: nobody's born gay? For my brother? Was we me apart? Point? Game? Women?
Speaker 1: When how was he? He was a year and a half.
Speaker 1: He was two years older than me. How two year
Speaker 1: olds know he's good? He's best friend him? Every all
Speaker 1: of us were playing Michael Blacks. All of us were
Speaker 1: throwing rocks at each other. And I played with a
Speaker 1: dog baby when I was younger too, Holy crap. At
Speaker 1: one point I played a doll baby like with my sister,
Speaker 1: but because that was the only three available, I had
Speaker 1: a dog too, but it was a band dog. And
Speaker 1: when one of them barbies did but the girl was
Speaker 1: playing his finger sucking her too, So maybe that's why
Speaker 1: maybe I was fingering the dog baby. So maybe playing
Speaker 1: whatever I was playing with her, buy myself in the
Speaker 1: room with some baby oil and put a hole in
Speaker 1: her goddamn little rubber hole. Not you gotta needle, dick,
Speaker 1: how to get your dig in that big hole? Mick,
Speaker 1: I was putting the dogs, really rubbing her head because
Speaker 1: I was trying tone in her, pulling her hair and ship.
Speaker 1: It's like my pluing the die. Yet I have no
Speaker 1: idea what I'm doing to this dog. Pregnant mother fucker
Speaker 1: have had a first plastic baby. Well, now the products
Speaker 1: you like, Michael blocks from Ductor Miami and Ductor Bronx.
Speaker 1: What you mean, plustic those No, these girls are doing
Speaker 1: fat transfer. There's nothing transfer. Is still your body fat
Speaker 1: being moved from one part to another. I don't look
Speaker 1: at that. It's been faked body. This real blood is
Speaker 1: still They just say hands. I'm a big believer and
Speaker 1: do whatever makes you happy, whatever makes you look good?
Speaker 1: Is it everywhere in? Oh, you're right, you know, get
Speaker 1: the big as they are the one. I don't know
Speaker 1: about a bunch of fake duck lips. But like you know,
Speaker 1: if you got a train, if you got a little gut,
Speaker 1: take the gut up and put in your ass, make
Speaker 1: yourself look better. Do we make you happy? Is it everywhere? In?
Speaker 1: You know? I mean yeah, yeah, God created us to
Speaker 1: be happy where we are. Yeah, that's fine, but he
Speaker 1: also created sucking um surgeons to make you look better
Speaker 1: to God. Didn't want to Miami. He created Dr Miami,
Speaker 1: Dr Brown, Dr Inglewood. Don't go to Dr Inglewood. Please.
Speaker 1: If you know Dr Sho, he might be listening. And
Speaker 1: the next story, we don't want to get trains Shaw
Speaker 1: and sloughsing okay. Dr Coney Island all right, Michael Blocks
Speaker 1: and the new Beverly Hills is Inglewood? Okay? Well yes,
Speaker 1: since the prices are blown up, since the football stadium
Speaker 1: is the cnos are making more money than Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 1: How then your brother got pregnant? Who got him pregnant?
Speaker 1: Le's let's get to the point. Well, day Trip got
Speaker 1: him pregnant with the album. Who did Day Trip? They producers.
Speaker 1: They got him pregnant with the album. That was a
Speaker 1: great idea. Actually, what do you mean. I don't get
Speaker 1: it because at the producers they produced the album and
Speaker 1: produced the whole album, so didn't want to encourage him
Speaker 1: to get that baby had to come from them. That's
Speaker 1: a great idea. What's a good idea because it blow
Speaker 1: up the whole world, the internet? This is what? So
Speaker 1: he don't mean, I mean I kind of listened to
Speaker 1: briefly in the view on the Breakfast Club, like he
Speaker 1: just playing. He just fucking with everybody. He played too much,
Speaker 1: And you know it's so crazy. He's not working with everybody.
Speaker 1: It's everybody that's working with him, and he's making a
Speaker 1: joke out of it. So I think I'm the person
Speaker 1: that's supposed to tell his story there. He's that You
Speaker 1: know what, that's brilliant because Kanye West did that ship
Speaker 1: for many years a fucking day. Can you work for
Speaker 1: Kanye West? What's up? Mother suckers? This is your African
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely a family artist. AfroB it is coming right
Speaker 1: now for being your favorite favorite. So he had he
Speaker 1: had his song was the biggest affrobeat song of I
Speaker 1: mean he kind of like his song started it all.
Speaker 1: I think you want to started it all. And then
Speaker 1: if b Divito was probably the next one after that,
Speaker 1: and then after that and of course you know been
Speaker 1: a whiz. Of course Whiskey has like the hardest song
Speaker 1: right now, and he got the remix with Justin Bieber,
Speaker 1: He Michael Blacks And my thoughts are I think you're
Speaker 1: the one that blew up every affrobeat singer in the world. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had, I showed him loved because you know, I
Speaker 1: think I introduced a lot of black people to the
Speaker 1: affrobeat when I played in my car the time on
Speaker 1: on I G and you know, not just black people,
Speaker 1: Chinese people. Yes, you too. I only listened to right
Speaker 1: now singing you sing any of it. If I tell
Speaker 1: you that I love you, my money, my body, you
Speaker 1: love own baby la business. That's tact three old Hey
Speaker 1: for Sachi and what and Gucci you see him? I
Speaker 1: don't know the rest, do you know? What time it
Speaker 1: is that you know it's almost getting time to a
Speaker 1: coffing season. You know about coffing season? What the fund
Speaker 1: is that? Why it was only a black thing about
Speaker 1: coffing season? Mike, you're my best friend in middle school
Speaker 1: was a black kid, and now that I'm forty, my
Speaker 1: best friend is a black kid too. What is coughing?
Speaker 1: Coffing season? Chinese best friends? Everybody done something? No coff
Speaker 1: not a fucking like, not in a coffin coffing like
Speaker 1: you it's getting what happened when it gets cold? What
Speaker 1: you need? You need to be coffed up? Oh? Like,
Speaker 1: oh baby season, Well I'm cough. It's like you know,
Speaker 1: he needs might warm to hold up to the cold weather.
Speaker 1: So you live in California, don't do much coff in here?
Speaker 1: You gonna do much coff in here because you live
Speaker 1: in California. Do you do coffing every day? Well, coffin
Speaker 1: is like you know you need when it's cold, he
Speaker 1: needs might to hold every night it gets cold a
Speaker 1: night in the East Coast. Oh yeah, so a lot
Speaker 1: of time skinny girls get love in the summertime and
Speaker 1: when they gets in the wintertime, when it gets cold,
Speaker 1: you need to thicker women to keep you warm. Skinny
Speaker 1: women about to be played out another three weeks. They'll
Speaker 1: be crying again. Nobody won't want them. You know what
Speaker 1: now that I kind of noticed that, Michael Blexen. Now
Speaker 1: it's a little bit colder outside. Everyone that's in the
Speaker 1: pool is a little bit of in a thick side whatever.
Speaker 1: You notice, Because it's getting colder, the pools are Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they thicker women are coming out. They are proud, smiling
Speaker 1: because they know the skinny bitch is about to be
Speaker 1: out of style again. Where the hell they go? How
Speaker 1: ubernation sneaky girls go hide and start, you know, start
Speaker 1: eating and hoping they could gain some ways and smkeel
Speaker 1: cut with them. That makes a lot of sense, Mike.
Speaker 1: Ye're a lot more crying right now, probably, like especially
Speaker 1: the ones in like New York and Boston. So that's
Speaker 1: why they're over Philadelphia, Detroit, Chicago. Why the skinny girl
Speaker 1: is about to be that's it. Yeah, it's about to
Speaker 1: be over for them. But like I mean, they're good
Speaker 1: right now. You know, start once Halloween is over, it's
Speaker 1: get scary. Halloween is over. It's very scary time for
Speaker 1: skinny women because you can't cut from and look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm skinny, a skinny girls, she's skinny, I'm skinny. Start
Speaker 1: a fire, motherfucker. Did you have my little baby? Somebody
Speaker 1: selling him a fake found dollars? Um? Oh you know
Speaker 1: about that? We mean, yes, somebody thousand dollars? Um? Fake
Speaker 1: is a is a watch? Is it's a how's it
Speaker 1: put out? Protect? Protect? Protect? Um? Philip watch fake on
Speaker 1: was sulting for four dollars? Can you imagine that? Is
Speaker 1: it a big jewelry store? I have no idea who
Speaker 1: what Joel who it was? But that's fucked up. I
Speaker 1: mean the guy went through enough ship and now somebody
Speaker 1: trying to and and it's and it's the thing about
Speaker 1: these um, that's the thing about these uh this joeler Man,
Speaker 1: you can't trust them all they would do they would
Speaker 1: do whatever they could get away with trust me. But
Speaker 1: he got busted. So that's good shout out. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, let's watch and Julo knuded watch was fake.
Speaker 1: It was faked in any woman that just left Dr
Speaker 1: Miami's office, Okay, everyone that is figuring the tune of
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