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Speaker 1: Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning show

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Speaker 1: is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 3: We have a one thousand dollars free money phone tap

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Speaker 3: coming up in about an hour. Thanks for a friends

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Speaker 3: at the Farmer's Dog Someone just sends us a text

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Speaker 3: about how their dog is in love with the farmer's dog.

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Speaker 3: I gotta tell you here's the problem with their food.

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Speaker 3: The problem is a I would love to put it

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Speaker 3: on like a bed of rice, eat it myself. And

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Speaker 3: but the dogs, I mean when Max and Ally go

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Speaker 3: for it, I mean they're like, oh my god, thanks Dad.

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Speaker 3: They actually like.

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Speaker 2: Me better because of the farmer's dog.

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Speaker 1: Can you try to get dogs like where's the farmer's cat?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: Why, well, maybe maybe if we sell them the farmer's

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Speaker 3: dog food, maybe we'll get the farmer's cat I mean frog.

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Speaker 5: If you ever tried it with your with your dogs,

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Speaker 5: they would love it. I have not, but I would

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Speaker 5: love to give it to them. The only problem is this,

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Speaker 5: I have one dog that eats really fast and the

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Speaker 5: other dog's a little slow eater. I think they would

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Speaker 5: one would eat his and then try to eat the

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Speaker 5: other dog's.

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Speaker 2: Mood well, well, that's that's something you have to figure out.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, thank you for your enthusiasm text or I

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Speaker 3: appreciate that it is an amazing dog food. And thanks

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Speaker 3: to the farmer's dog, we have a free money phone

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Speaker 3: tap on the way, Danielle. Since I have no voice,

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Speaker 3: can you talk to our friends about how they can

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Speaker 3: win two thousand dollars?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I know, especially when I have any stains or anything.

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Speaker 7: You have to wash in cold water because everything sets.

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Speaker 7: But Washington cold water reduces your energy use by ninety percent,

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Speaker 7: You, love you to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, on my washing machine it has you know,

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Speaker 3: the temperature settings. It's cold and then warm and then hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: well what's warm? What does that mean in the middle

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Speaker 3: of cold?

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Speaker 1: And what does that do? What does that do for you?

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Speaker 3: I just go to cold. I mean, you know, if

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Speaker 3: you forget what whitch setting, just think of my heart cold?

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Speaker 4: Got it?

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Speaker 2: And you're fat?

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Speaker 3: By the way, thank you for putting up with my voice.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry it sounds like this. I don't even

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Speaker 3: know how long I'm going to hang on. But I

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Speaker 3: don't know. It's not a cold, it's not a disease.

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Speaker 3: It's not COVID. I don't know if it's COVID. Actually

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Speaker 3: been testing with COVID kits that are like three years old.

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Speaker 7: If you go on the COVID website and you put

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Speaker 7: in like your number, that's on the back of your

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Speaker 7: test and tells you whether or not they have, like

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Speaker 7: you know, made the expiration date further out because they've

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Speaker 7: done it for a lot of the tests.

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Speaker 2: So I'm assuming I don't have COVID, but I'm going

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Speaker 2: to actually go to the drug store and a new

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Speaker 2: test today. To see because I need I need to know.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hang out with friends and give

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Speaker 2: them this crap whatever.

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Speaker 5: It's going around big time.

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Speaker 3: More and more of my friends are saying they have

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Speaker 3: more and more friends who are positive and they don't

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Speaker 3: feel good at all. They're saying, it's kind of a

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Speaker 3: it's a bad strain, right, Daniel.

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Speaker 7: It's very it's a crappy strain. A bunch of our

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Speaker 7: friends have it, and they're like, this is worse than

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Speaker 7: I felt the first time around. I'm like, stop it,

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Speaker 7: please stop.

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Speaker 3: I know it's a thing, but no, every year my

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Speaker 3: allergies kick in and I lose my voice.

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Speaker 2: That's just what it is.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of used to it. I mean, Daniel, how

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Speaker 2: long have you known me? It's every year?

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Speaker 7: Right, Oh my gosh, for as long as I know.

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Speaker 7: Every year you once or twice. This is what happens.

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Speaker 3: But so my apologies. It's it may be hard to

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Speaker 3: listen to, so well, that's we shouldn't do a show

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Speaker 3: that's difficult to listen to. Maybe I should just go

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Speaker 3: ahead and go back to bed. All right, let's get

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Speaker 3: into the horoscopes. Hate producer, Sam, how are.

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Speaker 4: You I'm at the tail end of a sinus infection,

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Speaker 4: so I'm I'm good but not the best, but working

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Speaker 4: at that.

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Speaker 3: By the way, people are accusing me of having party

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Speaker 3: girl voice. Believe me, I wish I was partying, right,

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Speaker 3: I might as well If I have this voice, I

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Speaker 3: might as well.

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Speaker 2: Go for it, right, Who are you doing your horoscopes with?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do him with Scotti Be today. I

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Speaker 1: can like his shirt.

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Speaker 2: Scotti Be.

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Speaker 6: My sure smells a little bit today though I think, oh,

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Speaker 6: it has a little bit of that dank.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. Anyway, that's great. I'm all about that dank.

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Speaker 6: If it's your birthday today, you share it with Sondra

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Speaker 6: Bullock and Mick Jagger. Capricorn, remind yourself the difference between

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Speaker 6: being assertive and being argumentative.

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Speaker 4: Your day is a six Aquarius. Your sense of gratitude

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Speaker 4: is at an all time high. Go tell someone you're

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Speaker 4: thankful for them. Your day's a nine Pisces. Make versatility

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Speaker 4: your superpower. You bring many things to the table. Your

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Speaker 4: day is an eight Aries. Honesty is the best policy

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Speaker 4: in relationships. How do you see your relationships growing? Your

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Speaker 4: day's a seven Twarez.

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Speaker 6: Put a cap on your expenses for now, shiny things

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Speaker 6: can wait. Your day is a five.

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Speaker 4: Ooh, Gemini, is winning this argument worth losing something valuable?

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Speaker 1: Assess your values today. Your day's a sex.

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Speaker 6: Cancer, so you're worth and demand accordingly. Your day is

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Speaker 6: a ten, Hey Leo.

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Speaker 4: Tune in to your body's needs and find a balance

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Speaker 4: between a healthy physical and mental lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with that, it's hard for me. Your day's

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Speaker 1: a seven Virgo.

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Speaker 6: You have a good balance between your energies today, helping

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Speaker 6: you stay focused. Your day is an eight.

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Speaker 4: Li brother's positive news coming up in your career that

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Speaker 4: will take you one step closer to the life you've

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Speaker 4: always dreamed of.

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Speaker 6: Your day's nine Scorpio. Delays are not denials. Trust that

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Speaker 6: there is a plan.

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Speaker 4: Your day is an eighth, and finally, Sagittarius, put aside

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Speaker 4: suspicions that someone is taking advantage of your good nature

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Speaker 4: and lend them a hand this time around.

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Speaker 1: Your day's nine and those your Wednesday morning horoscopes