Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 4: There was a bubble in my nasal passage that added
Speaker 4: a consonant and made me say do.
Speaker 2: You need a ride?
Speaker 1: Oh? Did you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just had to call attention to it because I
Speaker 4: hate getting off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's really really responsible and mature of you.
Speaker 2: Yep, A and B.
Speaker 1: I did not hear it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I knew when I brought it up. It could
Speaker 4: have gone without even bringing it up.
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I would have loved to have
Speaker 1: jumped right down your throat about calling it ganou instead of.
Speaker 2: Du It's my favorite game.
Speaker 4: As a kid who went to speech therapy and had
Speaker 4: a k installed in the roof of his mouth. Oh
Speaker 4: to poke at his tongue and train him to talk. Right.
Speaker 2: I love it when to this day.
Speaker 4: I mispronounced something and attention is called to it, Chris,
Speaker 4: just for nostalgic purposes.
Speaker 1: I think the cage. I know you've said that before,
Speaker 1: but it never really stuck with me the way it's
Speaker 1: hitting me right now. It was brief, But but why
Speaker 1: was that the fucking plan?
Speaker 4: It was okay, it was part of my braces for
Speaker 4: a short while. I know it sounds like something I
Speaker 4: dreamt up in a sweaty.
Speaker 1: I don't mean why was it your plan? I mean,
Speaker 1: why was it anybody's?
Speaker 3: Uhl.
Speaker 4: The orthodontist was against it, and I said, I want
Speaker 4: a cage, much like on the edge of a building
Speaker 4: meant for birds.
Speaker 1: No, you did it.
Speaker 4: It was to frighten my tongue because I had a
Speaker 4: tongue thrust and I get very excited. I used to say,
Speaker 4: my esses, this is a visual you have to be
Speaker 4: sy me. But I used to stick my tongue against
Speaker 4: my teeth sure to say S, and I would spit.
Speaker 2: I'd get excited. I'd spit on the other.
Speaker 1: Children, and grammar school was fun.
Speaker 2: It was hard for everyone.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a.
Speaker 5: Challenge, but yeah, it it.
Speaker 4: I think it was meant like there was all these
Speaker 4: things I had to do, like suck on the button
Speaker 4: at the end of string, which seems like a choking hazard,
Speaker 4: but it was. They made me think it was to
Speaker 4: make my lips taut tight like sisy spasic and push
Speaker 4: my strong my new strong, muscular lips would push my.
Speaker 2: Teeth because my teeth started to thrust.
Speaker 4: I had a little David Letterman gap, sure, And I
Speaker 4: don't think any of that was true.
Speaker 2: I think it was just for me to pay attention
Speaker 2: to my.
Speaker 1: Mouth, to what you were doing.
Speaker 4: Yes, I talked with a lazy mouth, as my father
Speaker 4: once hurtfully.
Speaker 3: Said, Oh.
Speaker 2: That's but it was it needed to be. No, it
Speaker 2: did not.
Speaker 1: It was not a choice.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All these things are like everything was so punitive back then.
Speaker 2: Yes, the eighties were a mildly abusive time.
Speaker 1: They were. I was thinking about just kind of bullying
Speaker 1: eighties bullying in general, and how like because you know,
Speaker 1: there's lots of to talk discussion and discourse about, like
Speaker 1: why is gen X the way. It is kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And it's like because we had some of the most
Speaker 1: full frattle like adult supported bullying that I think has
Speaker 1: ever existed, and like it was just part of everybody's day.
Speaker 1: Even if you weren't like the quote unquote nerd that
Speaker 1: would get bullied, everyone was bullied in some way because like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, there was just kind of a there was
Speaker 1: a lot of like fifteen year old boys that acted
Speaker 1: like grown men with jobs that would just like make
Speaker 1: it their pastime to harass people or a dock worker boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like incorrigibles, little incorrigibles everywhere. Yeah, oops, run in it.
Speaker 4: I like to think kids are more tolerant these days,
Speaker 4: but I haven't been on a school yard in a while.
Speaker 1: We got to keep you away from those schoolyards.
Speaker 4: I yes, the only reason I go is because I
Speaker 4: I think it's important to know that the future is better.
Speaker 4: The only reason I go and say, hey, kids, gather around,
Speaker 4: I want to watch your behavior for a minute.
Speaker 2: I wear a rob coat. That's a cop car. Sorry
Speaker 2: to one up.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I won up to cop car sound well
Speaker 4: it was better or cop core.
Speaker 1: That was some light SFX bullying. Yes, yes, it's how
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: You go there it is uh.
Speaker 4: Today, leaving my house to get my coffee, I there
Speaker 4: was a helicopter circling above my plate, really kind of
Speaker 4: in tight circle. And then as I walk down to
Speaker 4: the coffee place, I swear the helicopter was.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, did I commit a murder?
Speaker 1: Was it me and my mouth cage?
Speaker 4: I can totally be convinced that I've broken the law. Sure,
Speaker 4: it doesn't take much. This helicopter had me convinced. And
Speaker 4: I was looking around, like, who is it? Clearly it's
Speaker 4: someone middle of the day. Someone is in this vicinity
Speaker 4: that's done something wrong. Yeah, And here I was wearing
Speaker 4: this striped I look like that shirt.
Speaker 2: At least the hamburglar or the cookie crook.
Speaker 1: They're like, there's the jail escapee. He's right there.
Speaker 2: Why do I always wear this shirt when I do crimes?
Speaker 2: It gives me away?
Speaker 1: And this little mask just over my eyes. I like that.
Speaker 1: Burglars and cartoons just have the mask over their eyes.
Speaker 4: Yes, as if there are no other as if you're
Speaker 4: a mustache and crooked nose aren't going to give you
Speaker 4: away the eyes.
Speaker 1: Whoever prune these trees needs to clean up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, just leave it.
Speaker 1: I don't like that there's piles of tree and they
Speaker 1: just put cones around it. Yeah, not a solution.
Speaker 2: That is just making it someone else's problem.
Speaker 1: That's just like filling up your dirty dishes with water
Speaker 1: and soap and walking away and being like, I'm halfway
Speaker 1: through doing the dishes.
Speaker 2: Now it is relatable. I'll do that to myself all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: I just took what other people cannot see or understand
Speaker 1: and I made them understand it.
Speaker 2: Yes, with a metaphor.
Speaker 1: Or simile, Yeah, what's the difference there? Use the word
Speaker 1: like her as for a simile. In the metaphor, you
Speaker 1: just say it and it's all inferred.
Speaker 4: Ah or implied. Yes, both. Actually, metaphor is more complex.
Speaker 1: There's a story, it's fancy or it's like college student shit. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: simile is like you're doing that and that's just like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it was that you have to say it
Speaker 4: fast and flappers style. I think it was on the SATs.
Speaker 4: A fire engine is to emergency as a see I
Speaker 4: can't do. The fire engine is to emergency as a bird.
Speaker 2: Is to flight.
Speaker 1: Birdshion, you're right, as a bird is to ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of a bird, because they bring yours is way better.
Speaker 1: The bird brings ship to you quickly and sometimes through
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 4: It's all paid for by the city tax dollar, by
Speaker 4: my tax dollar.
Speaker 1: Same reason I want those trees cleaned up.
Speaker 4: But I did kind of wave at the helicopter and
Speaker 4: then he retreated. I think I just had to admit, sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm buttoning.
Speaker 3: That's good. Good.
Speaker 4: I don't had to let the ending be. I waved
Speaker 4: because that's how.
Speaker 2: Low they were.
Speaker 1: It isn't me. You got just the shirt.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's me. I don't know. I could be talked
Speaker 2: in anything.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, it's not him.
Speaker 2: I finally got to do my helicopter sound effect.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably can't hear it through the mic, but Disney
Speaker 4: Worthy fully work.
Speaker 2: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Still available. Me and my friend Bradford, who I think
Speaker 1: you know, were in my backyard.
Speaker 2: Bradford Marsillis.
Speaker 1: You think you when for Mark Salis?
Speaker 2: I think he has a brother named Bradford.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking of Chicken Marsala? So Bradford Marsalis and
Speaker 1: I were in my backyard and we had just both
Speaker 1: left our jobs that we worked at together, and we're
Speaker 1: so we're kind of like, yay, this is the best.
Speaker 1: We're doing fun stuff during the day, and then we
Speaker 1: look over and we're in We're at my pool, swimming
Speaker 1: and stuff, and the Goodyear blimp is like on the
Speaker 1: other side of the sky and we're like, look the
Speaker 1: Goodyear blimp. And the Goodyear Blimp comes over and no
Speaker 1: joke was like coming. It looked like it was going
Speaker 1: to come and land in my backyard. It was one
Speaker 1: of the weirdest experiences and we couldn't stop laughing. We're like,
Speaker 1: is the Goodyear Blimp? Can they see us? And are
Speaker 1: they coming here for? Are they coming for us?
Speaker 4: Was it the kind of laugh where you were nervously
Speaker 4: laughing because you thought it would be like, uh, what
Speaker 4: was that zeppelin that famously burst into flames?
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew. I just wanted to see if you knew.
Speaker 1: I did know.
Speaker 4: But something that big hovering over your pool will make
Speaker 4: you laugh. There's there's our guests today looking sharp.
Speaker 3: Ooh ooh.
Speaker 2: We just wanted to see if we could squeeze.
Speaker 1: In and back out of this that sucks.
Speaker 2: Get in the backseat.
Speaker 1: Hello, we're already recording we're in the middle.
Speaker 4: Today's guest does clubs in colleges throughout the country.
Speaker 2: Put your ears together for Shane Torre.
Speaker 5: Wow, look at me, Look look at me. Drink it
Speaker 5: up everyone.
Speaker 2: Let just look at them. Listeners.
Speaker 5: Why you can tell.
Speaker 3: I'm old because I forgot podcast are now on YouTube. Yes,
Speaker 3: you got it. An visual element to audio.
Speaker 4: Ears aren't enough. Yeah, that's what I've always said. Now,
Speaker 4: how are you, my sweet friend?
Speaker 3: I'm good man, I'm good. I uh came in town
Speaker 3: to do some work stuff, and yeah, tell us.
Speaker 2: About this work and what kind of work. That's part
Speaker 2: of the theme of the podcast talk.
Speaker 3: I'm out of comedy now I've really decided to lean.
Speaker 3: I still want to be an entertainment Uh. So I'm
Speaker 3: going to be one of these young kids who's into Catholicism.
Speaker 3: So I'm moving back towards the church. Yeah, I know
Speaker 3: it's it's it's risky, but.
Speaker 2: Let's go get Eastern stuff.
Speaker 1: And so after you do all that, you're going to
Speaker 1: be an influencer for the Catholic Church.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's uh. Wahlberg's kind of the top dog. Have
Speaker 3: you guys seen his stuff on there? No, it's a
Speaker 3: little much Uh, he's always like got his shirt off
Speaker 3: and he's in front of like nice looking cathedrals and churches,
Speaker 3: and then he's like stay prayed, y'all and then he.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, Catholics aren't like that. What is he doing?
Speaker 3: Well, they need help, they gotta they gotta reimage, you know,
Speaker 3: like they need they need a hot young comedian.
Speaker 5: That's not what I'm going for.
Speaker 2: Let's bring the abs back into Jesus.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, so yeah, that's that's my.
Speaker 3: New moves church.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are your concerns, sister, Well, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 3: a big one for me.
Speaker 5: The lingo is also kind of lingo.
Speaker 1: This is very strong lingo in the Catholic show.
Speaker 3: There's the whole book of Yeah, and also with you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I'm I was here doing after Midnight. So
Speaker 3: it was good. It was it was fun. It was myself,
Speaker 3: uh can and Amy Miller. Yeah, it was a good
Speaker 3: like so we actually got to have fun. I didn't
Speaker 3: have to be on there with you know, yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't even know. I don't know who
Speaker 3: I'm allowed to hate anymore.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's a whole Portland themed show then.
Speaker 5: Pretty yeah, because Kyle has got his place up.
Speaker 3: There now and oh yeah, yeah, I guess how about
Speaker 3: a plan? Yeah, yeah, it's nice. It's got a you
Speaker 3: the Mountain in the River.
Speaker 1: It's a Portland theme show, but it's also an excellently
Speaker 1: funny theme show where everyone's good at comedy.
Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, everybody on is pretty good except for me.
Speaker 3: But I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh right, you just you just were like our father
Speaker 1: the second Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just like I hit the button and
Speaker 5: I'm like.
Speaker 2: God outcomes of hymnal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had trouble with the button on that show. I
Speaker 4: think kind of one thing, remembering to push it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not good at multitasking, so I would just kind
Speaker 4: of panic and wave my arms and and Chris would
Speaker 4: call on me because.
Speaker 5: He could original let's go ahead.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to push the button, excuse me, But actually
Speaker 4: I think mine was many times I pushed it.
Speaker 2: It was like a wire was loose.
Speaker 5: I really going with the controllers broken.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that Jeopardy things like holding it up and
Speaker 1: pressing it and.
Speaker 4: I was like, I hope the camera is non me
Speaker 4: when I'm very clearly upset and my buzzer isn't working.
Speaker 2: But yes, it's very fun. Did it feel the same?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 5: I never did the old thing.
Speaker 3: I never I got I was supposed to do it,
Speaker 3: and then the day I was supposed to do it
Speaker 3: wasn't they announced that they were canceling it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so well it's nice to get that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nice to get a little silver medal.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, that is shitty. That's like the thing
Speaker 1: where you hear about news stories that no one ever
Speaker 1: heard of because they were on the same day as
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, where it's like, that's an amazing thing.
Speaker 1: Why didn't anybody know about that? It's the same thing, like, well,
Speaker 1: it's not exactly like that, but it's what it makes me.
Speaker 2: But it's like fara faucet when Michael Jackson. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's similar.
Speaker 3: I love to have Fara fawcet notoriety even still I
Speaker 3: remember that, but I don't even think how long ago
Speaker 3: did Michael Jackson that hit parafacet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, martin a decade.
Speaker 1: It was definitely pre COVID. I know that for a fact.
Speaker 4: And then it happened China. The wrestler the day that
Speaker 4: David Boie died.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh, China, she was on a
Speaker 4: reality show that I was on.
Speaker 5: She was sweet, you were on a reality show.
Speaker 4: Ten minutes later, the wind got pulled, yanked from her
Speaker 4: death sales.
Speaker 3: I have been watching a lot of wrestling documentaries for
Speaker 3: some reason lately, and hers was one of the more
Speaker 3: like moving ones.
Speaker 2: I should watch it.
Speaker 1: Why was it?
Speaker 3: She was because she was like a good person who
Speaker 3: had this like heel, like she like everyone thought she
Speaker 3: was sweet. She just had a lot of demons, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 3: and like but like and she looked so menacing, as
Speaker 3: like a you know, jacked lady who would come out
Speaker 3: and beat up professional wrestlers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was kind and when they were kind
Speaker 4: of taken advantage of, Yeah, I think abused because she
Speaker 4: had such this great physique and everything and like or like,
Speaker 4: let's really milk her for all she's worth in every
Speaker 4: possible way, whether it be wrestling or.
Speaker 3: Like, yes, old stuff. Yes, So it was really like
Speaker 3: and it just like I don't know if you guys
Speaker 3: know this, but the history of ladies and wrestling sometimes
Speaker 3: is not good.
Speaker 2: They didn't talk about that on documentary Glow.
Speaker 5: The documentary Globe.
Speaker 1: But women are treated so well everywhere. This doesn't make.
Speaker 3: Sense, that is, I know, I don't know why, because
Speaker 3: it seems like such a feminist forward industry. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: Vince McMahon The Greatest Hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she wanted to hold hands when it was craft services.
Speaker 4: She was like, felt nervous about being around a bunch
Speaker 4: of people. Really, She's like, well, you hold my hand,
Speaker 4: and I'm like yes. But it was kind, it was sweet.
Speaker 4: She was sweet, She was a nice Was it tender?
Speaker 4: It was a tender handhold. She didn't grip too hard
Speaker 4: with my little hands.
Speaker 2: Oh, very younger, she's very much stronger, was she?
Speaker 1: How tall is she?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She was a little taller than me as well. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but uh, it was that reality bites back thing with
Speaker 4: Eric Kreischer and Amy and all these people that went
Speaker 4: on to become famous, theo Von. But the episode was
Speaker 4: almost oh, it was a comedy Central. It was a
Speaker 4: joke that they kind of said, well, it's it's a
Speaker 4: reality show.
Speaker 2: We're poking fun at reality shows.
Speaker 4: But really we were all tricked into being, you know,
Speaker 4: fighting every episode to stay on so we could keep
Speaker 4: getting paid. So it was very young, yes, and and
Speaker 4: the hunting every day, fetal position wake up. But she
Speaker 4: was They expected her to be aggressive and uh, people
Speaker 4: were shooting at us with these air guns and she
Speaker 4: just kind of casually was she was just not aggressive
Speaker 4: at all. I think that, in fact, she was the
Speaker 4: reason I got kicked off. But I miss her and
Speaker 4: I and it was it was.
Speaker 2: She was sweet.
Speaker 5: Are you guys in this part of town?
Speaker 3: I am, yeah, yeah, I thought you're on the west
Speaker 3: side for some reason.
Speaker 2: I was for the longest time fifteen years.
Speaker 5: Oh, the longest time.
Speaker 2: Oh god, any any of his work.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who it is.
Speaker 4: Billy Joel, yeah, the guy I most often call Billy Idol.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. They are very different.
Speaker 3: They have both Catholic.
Speaker 4: And then when I most I moved to this near downtown,
Speaker 4: and it's amazing how much friendlier my locals only neighborhood
Speaker 4: is than the beach area.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, these retired boat people were very kurt and wouldn't
Speaker 4: make eye contact.
Speaker 2: And then Jane rich people, rich people. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I figured, let's use that term.
Speaker 5: It does sound like a slur.
Speaker 1: It was a little slurry yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I used to be able to take my kids
Speaker 3: to that part to the retired boat pa.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, to put up your hands so no
Speaker 4: one hears boat people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do the look around joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I love it over here.
Speaker 4: It's very, very Yes, everything is walkable, it's great.
Speaker 5: What about you care?
Speaker 1: I live in the valley, not walkable. I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in walking. I just want to be in my home.
Speaker 3: It's truly nothing I've ever wanted more in my life
Speaker 3: now and just be in my apartment. Yeah, And I
Speaker 3: mean I have my new places in the East Village
Speaker 3: and it's on the ground floor. Saint Patrick's Day, I'm like,
Speaker 3: my bedroom is on the street and Saint Patrick's Day
Speaker 3: was like that would normally be like the darkest day
Speaker 3: of someone's year. Yeah, And I was like, I'm home
Speaker 3: on a Saturday for the first time in four fucking months.
Speaker 3: I don't have to eat chicken fingers like it was glorious.
Speaker 1: And did you get to enjoy kind of the festivities
Speaker 1: from where from your room?
Speaker 3: Or I think I would. I've been on this. I
Speaker 3: haven't drank in like almost a month. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 3: over a month, but so that kind of is still
Speaker 3: is almost a month when you think about it.
Speaker 4: When I first started this, what is just a couple
Speaker 4: of days. Now it'll be a year.
Speaker 3: I had just drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you. It had just.
Speaker 4: Started when I was hanging out with you and Kyle
Speaker 4: in New York and you guys and you had a.
Speaker 2: Very good set at the Bellhouse. It was very fun.
Speaker 4: I'd never get to watch my friends do long set
Speaker 4: and it was fun to watch you.
Speaker 3: But to see people I want to do se do
Speaker 3: comedy people like, it's really fortunately well.
Speaker 4: It seemed to happen more often when we were I
Speaker 4: guess younger and doing festivals, and that was.
Speaker 3: The funnest though. The festivals. I think that's where I
Speaker 3: met both of you. Did I meet you at Bristow
Speaker 3: as welcome?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I met you.
Speaker 4: You did a guest set when I was working Helium.
Speaker 4: It was like you and Ian and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't think I can follow my guest sets really,
Speaker 4: first of all, No, it just it it was a
Speaker 4: motive in a good way, a motivator.
Speaker 2: I am going to follow these guys and it was great.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun, like but we wanted to see
Speaker 5: like good comics.
Speaker 3: Then they were like, uh, it was so weird because
Speaker 3: I remember we said you there, And then the next
Speaker 3: week Sebastian Manascalco was there before he was in.
Speaker 4: From television's Bookie. Yeah, he has his own show called
Speaker 4: I watched it with my dad. I just thought I did.
Speaker 1: Literally never heard of that ever once.
Speaker 5: I watched it.
Speaker 2: It's not bad.
Speaker 5: It's not bad.
Speaker 1: Is it like a classic sitcom?
Speaker 3: It is HBO though, Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 4: Like single cam okay, yeah, I think I think I'm
Speaker 4: saying that right.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I agreed, and I don't know.
Speaker 4: Multi multi cam is like The Honeymooners. Yeah, single cam
Speaker 4: you go outside is.
Speaker 1: Arrested development, Yes, thank you, people follow you around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still.
Speaker 1: Oh the Honeymooners was a show in the fifties.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean I know what it was. That
Speaker 3: was Jackie Gleason. Yeah, yeah to the Moon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the Moon, yeah of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, man, it's crazy that that was such a
Speaker 3: big catch phrase. Yeah, punch your wife.
Speaker 2: That was the first ye had brush it up of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had comb it's hair and put it out there,
Speaker 3: put a little poetry into it.
Speaker 2: I It's funny.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you lived in New York. Yeah, funny years,
Speaker 4: probably ten years. Oh isn't that hilarious? You lived there
Speaker 4: from from Portland?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when things were really taken off.
Speaker 4: I hope you don't take it personally that I had
Speaker 4: no idea where you lived.
Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't hair.
Speaker 5: I took it so personally I am living.
Speaker 4: I hope you don't take it personally that I thought
Speaker 4: you moved back to your hometown in Texas.
Speaker 3: Really No, okay, no, I would actually.
Speaker 2: That you have been in longview, right.
Speaker 3: I'm just taken again living in Del Rio, Texas?
Speaker 2: Is that where you're from?
Speaker 5: No, I'm from fort Worth?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay me Bill Paxton?
Speaker 3: Uh, Leon Bridges? Oh and uh, well, Diana's Amora. That
Speaker 3: was the other one.
Speaker 4: The only time I did stand up in Fort Worth
Speaker 4: was for the Don't Mess with Texas Litter campaign and uh,
Speaker 4: for some reason, a lot of the audience was wearing bonnets.
Speaker 3: And state flowers a blue bonnet maybe, yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And uh, and I had to write control your
Speaker 2: your garbage output jokes for a.
Speaker 3: People who are notoriously not into environmental.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a well, litter. They don't like litter.
Speaker 3: They yeah, I mean I guess not, but I fucking.
Speaker 4: And I was me and Eddie Gosling and I remember, wow, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he had some joke, don't mess with Texas, don't even
Speaker 4: fiddle with it.
Speaker 2: I thought was nothing good top that, But there was joke.
Speaker 2: It was a corporate thing, but it was.
Speaker 4: I why is that so funny? Because Eddie Gosling is
Speaker 4: one of those people. He was the reason in our
Speaker 4: reading and by that I mean our producer only. He
Speaker 4: wrote some things for us to know about you. But
Speaker 4: you were inspired by is it true? David Cross?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I was, Yeah, by David Cross.
Speaker 1: I like that that on that document it said by
Speaker 1: a musician and comedian David Cross, and I was like.
Speaker 3: David Crosby, it's filthy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm getting a spam call. It's my the
Speaker 1: one of eleven thousand I get a.
Speaker 2: Day, So let me that we should take that to air.
Speaker 3: You know what, Crosby, do you know what you're supposed
Speaker 3: to do with this? I heard this figured this out
Speaker 3: for spam calls to get taken off list. You're supposed
Speaker 3: to answer like it's a medical line, because they'll get
Speaker 3: find if they get reported for spamming on like emergency lines.
Speaker 2: So John's catheters like yeah, like.
Speaker 3: Like a hospital or like or a even a you know,
Speaker 3: like an elder care center or or like you know
Speaker 3: like like forced police department, any of those kind of things.
Speaker 1: This is great, juicy like information that will actually help people.
Speaker 5: If this does not work, though I've been doing.
Speaker 3: It, yeah, I mean, I don't care. I'll be getting
Speaker 3: morse spam calls. But I've been told that's true, and
Speaker 3: I feel like the number has gone down since I
Speaker 3: started doing wow. Yeah, so please put it into effect. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you might have to.
Speaker 4: Do something because it's gotten to the point where if
Speaker 4: I don't know a number, I just do not answer.
Speaker 4: And a lot of those times it may have been
Speaker 4: Hollywood calling.
Speaker 1: The calls. The universal does.
Speaker 3: We saw your I said, Fairbanks, don't make any excuses.
Speaker 3: Hit him on a small bike.
Speaker 2: He didn't answer. I guess he doesn't want to work
Speaker 2: in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Now we don't know what social media is, so that's that.
Speaker 3: There was only some other way to reach him. Yes,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I was inspired by David Cross.
Speaker 3: I've been telling like I did his podcast recently.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and I heard this.
Speaker 3: Story about him that I have been telling everyone for
Speaker 3: years because I thought it was hilarious. Turns out it's
Speaker 3: not even true at all. So like, maybe take this
Speaker 3: coll thing with a grain of salt. Because I heard
Speaker 3: the audition for SNL, which I guess he never really did,
Speaker 3: but he had like writing privileges there or something, and
Speaker 3: that when he auditioned, he just counted down from one
Speaker 3: thousand in his audition. And I have told that, and
Speaker 3: I do mean hundreds of people.
Speaker 1: First of all, that sounds like someone making a shitty
Speaker 1: joke about David Cross about yeah there's here's being insufferable
Speaker 1: or something. But that is fucking hilarious. And then when
Speaker 1: you told him that story.
Speaker 3: Did you just go no, He's like, that's actually he
Speaker 3: was very even temperative because that's not true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had he heard that before.
Speaker 3: No about it, I don't think.
Speaker 5: But there are a.
Speaker 1: Lot of it's a slam.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of comedians younger than me even
Speaker 3: who now believed that Davids Cross.
Speaker 1: Can you get the work you got out there? You
Speaker 1: told the story.
Speaker 5: This is something you can't find on the internet.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's like a game of telephone and it just
Speaker 4: got misconstrued.
Speaker 2: His goal was to tell a thousand jokes or something good.
Speaker 3: No, I don't he never auditioned. Oh wow, I think
Speaker 3: it's sketch. He said a sketch group got scouted or
Speaker 3: something like that at one point.
Speaker 1: But it honestly sounds like something another comedian would say
Speaker 1: to be shitty, Like this is something that he wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they're like like.
Speaker 1: Being insufferable or something, which is like hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a it's a pretty funny burn like.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then I also think.
Speaker 3: About Eddie Pepatone doing that just screaming from one thousand.
Speaker 5: Which like really gives me a tackle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, when did you do that podcast?
Speaker 5: Like a couple of weeks ago, pretty recently.
Speaker 3: Fun David was nice enough to have curating something a museum.
Speaker 5: I don't know what else you curate.
Speaker 3: You're a producer. What else do you curate? Okay? Yeah, good,
Speaker 3: good good, very undervalued good. That's two.
Speaker 1: Well, and that makes a list. It's more than one.
Speaker 5: Chris, this might be weird, but you know the one
Speaker 5: thing you and I for sure have in common.
Speaker 2: Oh let me hear it?
Speaker 3: Do you really? It's gonna might want to cut this one.
Speaker 3: Our moms died on the same day apart.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I saw you on a flight that weekend.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that you were in Minneapolis? Yes, And
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: And how did it come up you?
Speaker 3: I you had posted something and I think I wrote like,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, you know, like, and you were at
Speaker 3: the club across town. And then we just happened to
Speaker 3: be on the same flight and we were sitting across there.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so sorry. And then we're sitting
Speaker 3: across the aisland. I was like, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: pressure from me on this flight. Know how much I'm
Speaker 3: supposed to talk right, because there's airplane etiquette. And then
Speaker 3: and then I posted like a year later ago, my
Speaker 3: mom passed away today. And then he just commented our
Speaker 3: moms died on Oh wow, you know my favorite story,
Speaker 3: and like it was the only thing that made me laugh.
Speaker 1: That you could hear his voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chickens have come home to roosh.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: I forgot about that. I do remember that being on
Speaker 4: an airplane.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Originally, when Karen and I were first talking about podcasting,
Speaker 4: it was going to be about our moms being sick.
Speaker 1: Both have both having Alzheimer's and we're going to name
Speaker 1: the podcast before I forget. Really that was the name
Speaker 1: that yes, And then everyone we know I liked was like.
Speaker 3: Do not do this, Like, I mean, we could have.
Speaker 3: I think that's the only thing that could have made
Speaker 3: it worse. Of you were like called it are you
Speaker 3: my child.
Speaker 1: Living room?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you the nice boy that works at the bakery?
Speaker 4: No, that was in the fifties, talking about my grandma. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she asked me if I was the nice boy that
Speaker 4: worked at the bakery.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: It isn't My great grandmother she had it and then
Speaker 3: she would just be like I'd be like nine, and
Speaker 3: she'd be like, where are your kids? It was like
Speaker 3: I didn't know about I didn't know what exactly was
Speaker 3: going on. Yeah, and then my dad would just be like, gosh,
Speaker 3: she's going fucking nutes. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: So gently handled.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Simon to knew how to paint with his words,
Speaker 3: franky old bastard.
Speaker 2: Well, grandma's do want you to they do want you
Speaker 2: to bring them grandchildren? Yes, that is common.
Speaker 1: Also, I just am sad that they got to live
Speaker 1: in a time and we didn't where bakeries were such
Speaker 1: a huge part of day to day life. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: she knew the boy from the bakery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Karen, I don't want to burst your bubble, hear it.
Speaker 3: But they still can be.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, explain that people are still making bread out there?
Speaker 5: Maybe not, but in the real heart land.
Speaker 1: Is there a bakery in New York City.
Speaker 2: That you like?
Speaker 3: Whatever one is closest to me is typically where I
Speaker 3: go to. It's kind of like a I guess, like
Speaker 3: a high Faluton bakery and everybody knows about it. But
Speaker 3: Levon they make these giant chocolate like that. I think
Speaker 3: they live up to the hype of the cookie.
Speaker 1: I agree. They just open one here, oh really? And
Speaker 1: I literally ordered them on Postmates one night because people
Speaker 1: had talked about them so much, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I want that, but I'm not going to Larchmont. And
Speaker 1: then I got them and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the best thing I've ever eaten.
Speaker 3: Do you think they would have tasted better with the
Speaker 3: drive on your first one?
Speaker 1: Like probably standing in the bakery?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like, because I like to do the thing
Speaker 3: where I put my cookie on top of my coffee
Speaker 3: so it heats it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great idea, like a hot plate.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like a guy who's freshly out of prison
Speaker 3: hot cookie.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I was cooking on a hot like.
Speaker 3: I placed my cookie on there, like it's my only
Speaker 3: option for warming food.
Speaker 4: When I first moved to Austin to start doing stand
Speaker 4: up and inspired to do it because Veddie Gostling is.
Speaker 3: You know, you're only twenty too early.
Speaker 4: I had a hot plate that was not allowed in
Speaker 4: my little my little apartment.
Speaker 3: We had that happened too in Portland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they burn everything down.
Speaker 2: Did someone confiscate it?
Speaker 4: Because one day I came home and there's just a
Speaker 4: muddy bootprint on my bed because a fireman came in.
Speaker 4: Someone tipped off the fireman. They broke into my room
Speaker 4: and confiscated my heart.
Speaker 1: Sure it didn't catch on fire, and that's why the fire.
Speaker 2: I hadn't even used it.
Speaker 4: There was just my neighbor who listened to everything and
Speaker 4: used to cry when I'd slam my microwave shut and
Speaker 4: then suddenly had a four page letter that was unhinged.
Speaker 4: When you slam your microwave, the vibration vibrates through the floors,
Speaker 4: through my bed, and against my brain like a rubber mallet.
Speaker 1: I used to read these memoriz.
Speaker 2: That's how you know it's real.
Speaker 4: I used to read these letters on stage and people
Speaker 4: are like, you have to move. I yeah, but I
Speaker 4: think he smelled something cooking, and uh called the Rock.
Speaker 3: That's that explains the book. The footprint.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the Rock always signs everything with this because,
Speaker 4: as we know, the people's elbow, he does not, right,
Speaker 4: he just signs everything with a footprint like a baby.
Speaker 3: He's also on the back of a lot of strippers
Speaker 3: backs as a tattoo. Really well, the foot that have
Speaker 3: you ever seen?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, I have a baby footprint on. Like I
Speaker 3: haven't been a shrip cub fifteen years probably, But that's wait,
Speaker 3: are you being serious about them? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like they'll get yeah, they'll get a yeah. I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Where are you from, California?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, well four more Texas? Yeah yeah, no, that's
Speaker 3: the thing I've seen. That's like airline food as a
Speaker 3: joke to me.
Speaker 4: And and when you moved to Texas, I was from
Speaker 4: coming from Montana, where.
Speaker 2: Strip strip clubs are just a thing that you see
Speaker 2: in movies.
Speaker 4: And then you move to Austin and there are billboards
Speaker 4: and radio announcements and family knights and all you can eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is such.
Speaker 4: A all the local radio would be We're live at
Speaker 4: the Yellow Rose for Easter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It it was so common. And this bunny and the
Speaker 4: comedy club had a deal and they would take the car. Oh,
Speaker 4: we assume that you want to go to the local
Speaker 4: strip club.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is isn't that a sin?
Speaker 3: I have like a weird thing with them because I
Speaker 3: was in Portland for so long and it's like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it.
Speaker 3: Was such a like part of the culture and like
Speaker 3: you could just go there and have drinks and if
Speaker 3: you win, and if you watch them dance, you would
Speaker 3: throw money down.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a vegan one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're unionized.
Speaker 4: There's a one with with a jukebox, so you have
Speaker 4: to That's very It's the oldest bar in Portland.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 5: Yes, I used to have.
Speaker 3: I used to have a jacket from there because it
Speaker 3: was cool to have their swag and uh yeah, and
Speaker 3: then the whole Gus Van Sant wearing it on an
Speaker 3: episode of Entourage. Oh, I don't know what is yeah,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't like, I'm not like anti
Speaker 3: gust Van sand but I'm like, this is all over
Speaker 3: the place, like I don't know what worlds are colliding
Speaker 3: and what I thought was separate.
Speaker 1: What's funny to me too, is I had friends that
Speaker 1: when I lived in San Francisco, they would always make
Speaker 1: jokes about if they were broke, like it's amateur night
Speaker 1: at the Mitchell Brothers or whatever, where it's like, is
Speaker 1: it time did you start going into stripping because nobody
Speaker 1: can pay their bills whatever? And then so it was
Speaker 1: very much like it felt like women kind of making
Speaker 1: choices for themselves and taking options and whatever. And then
Speaker 1: like in the whenever that was the two thousands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of taken like women were just.
Speaker 1: Like this is our fucking thing and out of the
Speaker 1: way kind of thing, which was I thought was great.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, yet then it was like
Speaker 1: a Bridgetown. It's like, now we all go to the
Speaker 1: strip club together and it's like there, I don't what
Speaker 1: are you talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4: There was there was a day where everyone went, but
Speaker 4: it was during the day.
Speaker 1: It was I think it was after breakfast. It felt
Speaker 1: like I remember just being like I'm gonna go back
Speaker 1: to my hotel room.
Speaker 3: That was yeah, like I mean that really was like
Speaker 3: part of the scene there. Yeah, people would want to
Speaker 3: come in, like especially when it was younger, somebody would
Speaker 3: always ask if they could go, or shit, what's a
Speaker 3: good one? Yeah, you know, like not everybody, but it
Speaker 3: was like at least fifty fifth.
Speaker 4: It's funny that all I did is gone to that
Speaker 4: cat cafe where you drink coffee and pet cats.
Speaker 3: Truly the least surprising thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of liked it.
Speaker 3: I have to say, you're a really good driver. You're
Speaker 3: checking both sides. Yes, yeah, I don't know if you
Speaker 3: get enough compliments on it when you're doing this.
Speaker 4: No, you are the episodes in the beginning where I
Speaker 4: was driving and recording where complete chaos and I was just.
Speaker 5: You guys, weren't preemptivity And.
Speaker 2: Yes, Karen is the permanent driver.
Speaker 1: Well, also the way people are driving these days, and
Speaker 1: this is borderline hacky now, but it is in my opinion.
Speaker 1: My theory is it's a post COVID brain issue. But
Speaker 1: people like literally don't stay in their lane like you.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have to be much more careful
Speaker 1: than normal because who the fuck knows what's going to
Speaker 1: happen with people who like I watched a lady take
Speaker 1: a left turn basically across an intersection in front of
Speaker 1: the that she was supposed to be letting go like that.
Speaker 3: Had before, and then she just cut them off.
Speaker 1: She Yeah, it was a big enough intersection where she
Speaker 1: just came closer to the cars where I was and
Speaker 1: just tried to like get ahead of him as he
Speaker 1: was going straight. It was pure insanity. And so every
Speaker 1: time I'm out driving around, I'm like, uh oh, like
Speaker 1: it feels.
Speaker 3: Like you just call it long covid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people lost their sense of smell or taste.
Speaker 1: Some people are just like I gotta get there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go this one straight line or what I don't know.
Speaker 5: Used to be great till COVID tilt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything was perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean I don't I think there's just
Speaker 3: there was an adjustment of people coming back out like.
Speaker 2: It is a still happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And do you think maybe the break and then
Speaker 3: phones on top of the break of people not being
Speaker 3: out as much and then phones on top of it
Speaker 3: have like just like amplified it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for lack of a better Yeah, because it's.
Speaker 4: I think it's the reason I was staring at my
Speaker 4: phone for two years and then I went out in
Speaker 4: the streets and suddenly needed glasses. I think I can
Speaker 4: blame that on. Yeah, constantly looking on my phone. My
Speaker 4: eyeballs got just like when you're too close to the
Speaker 4: TV in the fifties, you know.
Speaker 3: What I do.
Speaker 5: Now they're so big you don't have to be close
Speaker 5: to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Oh, I saw that you were talking
Speaker 3: about that crazy driver. It reminded me of the two things.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I was walking to my apartment the other day and
Speaker 3: this person just gun did after a stop sign, like
Speaker 3: really put their foot down, and I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck?
Speaker 5: And then they started slamming.
Speaker 3: This was like on the Lower East Side, started slamming
Speaker 3: into cars that were part You saw this, Yeah, I was,
Speaker 3: what the fun I had my headphones in, you know, like,
Speaker 3: and I was just kind of like a nonnestly.
Speaker 5: I just happened to see her out of the corner
Speaker 5: of my gun it.
Speaker 3: Out of the corner of my eye, hear her gun it,
Speaker 3: and then she crashed maybe like thirty feet in front
Speaker 3: of me, but like it really kind of freaked me up.
Speaker 3: But she had a seizure while she was dry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like she like was like what happened, like you know,
Speaker 3: and she seemed like a normal lady.
Speaker 5: Wasn't like somebody.
Speaker 3: Who was like a junkie pertending they had a seizure afright,
Speaker 3: Like I was like, this lady's nice, like you know,
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 1: Just tell Jesus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, but it kind of were
Speaker 4: you the first on the scene, how did you respond?
Speaker 3: A lot of people called my arms the jaws of
Speaker 3: life the car Yeah, wow, yeah it was you may
Speaker 3: have seen it. Uh, But then it was kind of
Speaker 3: just like it was weird because yesterday I don't want
Speaker 3: to make a cheap joke. I mean, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: make a joke, but the thing that happened Baltimore. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I was in Baltimore this weekend and I drove over
Speaker 3: that bridge and then that thing happened. Like like it's
Speaker 3: not obviously they're not related or there's there's no I
Speaker 3: don't think there's anything.
Speaker 5: But it's one of these things like.
Speaker 3: How often is this happening? And I'm not even aware?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you are the common denominator that is the.
Speaker 3: Thing that yeah, there's probably nothing else in common.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, but it is that thing of uh, the
Speaker 1: assumptions that we're all fine doing this when actually it's
Speaker 1: a bunch of individuals who are probably questionable at best.
Speaker 3: It's just like trying to put lottery balls in a line.
Speaker 1: Driving, right, We're very lucky. It doesn't happen all the time.
Speaker 3: And it does. It just doesn't happen to you all
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Certainly it doesn't happen in front of you probably all
Speaker 1: the time. But Jesus, just for full disclosure, I do
Speaker 1: have a seizure disorder, but mine is controlled by medicine,
Speaker 1: so that's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: But you know, I feel like you should be.
Speaker 3: It was me that before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, admittedly, sorry, it was often on my mind in
Speaker 4: the early days. It's the podcast, but there has not
Speaker 4: been a single close call.
Speaker 1: I've proven over these eleven years that, I mean, what.
Speaker 3: I say, is this podcast eleven years?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm just gonna say yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't we start twenty thirteen or twenty fourteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Wow, we have been doing it a
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was intermittent.
Speaker 3: Have you heard the first time you were doing anything
Speaker 3: for ten years?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 3: You know, like nothing, I can't it happens. Life really
Speaker 3: goes by like this, fucking I know. I just got
Speaker 3: into my forties, right, so I'm like really having a
Speaker 3: hard time. Yeah, yeah, is like really, I'm like, have
Speaker 3: you wasted everything? Are you any good at any of it?
Speaker 3: Wait to follow your dream?
Speaker 4: Geek like, yeah, forty is a big one because fifty
Speaker 4: is around the corner for me, and it's way less
Speaker 4: of a big deal than forty. For some reason, forty
Speaker 4: is the one we all remember our dad's having a
Speaker 4: I'm forty mug.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, over the hill.
Speaker 5: Bury me on forty.
Speaker 1: Yes, my dad had over the Hill party decorations. And
Speaker 1: I kept asking my mom like I don't understand, is
Speaker 1: dad gonna die? And she's like it's no, it's a
Speaker 1: jokey sport whatever. Where I'm like it was nonsensical and
Speaker 1: very threatening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's traumatic. As a kid.
Speaker 3: I remember my mom's fiftieth birthday and I was like,
Speaker 3: she's the oldest person that has ever been like, yeah,
Speaker 3: remember it clearly in that she is. God damn, it
Speaker 3: is like ten years away. It's bananas.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I often wonder if I'm in a better
Speaker 3: financial position than my parents were.
Speaker 4: I think about that all the time, to where I
Speaker 4: call and ask my dad about his tax returns when
Speaker 4: he was forty nine.
Speaker 5: When did you turn forty eighty?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: That's so yeah, when did you turn forty Chris?
Speaker 4: Oh, that would have been the twenty fourteen young young man.
Speaker 4: I'm a child.
Speaker 2: No one knows.
Speaker 4: I have all these new Karen hooked me up with
Speaker 4: some high quality and I've been using them.
Speaker 2: Have you snail the eye patch? No, just all kinds
Speaker 2: of facial toner.
Speaker 4: I start with a toner and then I go with
Speaker 4: the snail stuff.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, right then.
Speaker 5: I like the eye patches that go under for dark rings.
Speaker 5: I get a lot of good results out of those.
Speaker 1: Are they the Cox ones?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is that a brand or or a style?
Speaker 2: So it's Korean?
Speaker 1: It's the brand?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they are not. I don't think they might be.
Speaker 3: But I just got what else.
Speaker 2: I'll send you a screenshot, okay, if you gotta go.
Speaker 1: Change because it has snail music in it, which just
Speaker 1: very organically eats off like the top layer of your skin.
Speaker 1: Really yes, so you start getting very beautiful, like and
Speaker 1: almost immediately this is.
Speaker 2: And it's Marshalls side.
Speaker 1: I won't talk that much about it, but this is
Speaker 1: my absolute amoy obsession, like I want everyone to use it.
Speaker 1: But not only does. It's like it's Korean skincare, so
Speaker 1: they have many more regulations I think, so, like their
Speaker 1: SPF is the best that you can get, and like
Speaker 1: American SPF is like literally terrible for it.
Speaker 3: It's like olive.
Speaker 1: Oil and like grade or something like horrible chemicals.
Speaker 3: It's like things plumbers won't used to clean.
Speaker 1: Huge gloves to rub it on your face. So the
Speaker 1: Koreans SPF is amazing and like really good for you
Speaker 1: and moisturizing, et cetera. But then there this trend started
Speaker 1: and I found it on TikTok where it's like if
Speaker 1: you do this seven step skincare routine, you can like
Speaker 1: totally change this quality of your skin. And of course
Speaker 1: I'm fifty three, so I'm really trying to work on
Speaker 1: it's working on the aighty thank you, But it made
Speaker 1: a difference like in the first week where like what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this ship?
Speaker 2: It is working. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 4: It's funny because right before that, sometimes when I go
Speaker 4: meet my friends and we skateboard in the uh in
Speaker 4: the Costco parking lot at seven am, we'll start talking
Speaker 4: about other things. And my my skater friend was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'll hook you up with the best I cream and
Speaker 4: he did. He he sent me a link and it
Speaker 4: was Ola. It was Ola, and I ordered it and
Speaker 4: it had tint It was like makeup ike cream. So
Speaker 4: it's like I have to blend it in.
Speaker 1: It's brightening, so it's it's just so if you have
Speaker 1: dark circles.
Speaker 2: But it's like really tinted to where I'm like, is
Speaker 2: it so? Is it good?
Speaker 3: Or is it does work? Opion?
Speaker 5: You need to know a lot about this.
Speaker 1: The Ola Yeah, La is like drug store stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet it's okay.
Speaker 3: But if I'm thinking about getting into this a little more,
Speaker 3: this might be a good start.
Speaker 2: Another link.
Speaker 1: If you're worried about your under eye circles, that might
Speaker 1: be a good start. But I would look into if
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 3: On TikTok, I like, I have it, you know, but
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Well, if you have it, then you can secretly go
Speaker 1: on there and just put in Korean skincare.
Speaker 2: It'll already because we're talking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Your phone. Your phone will bring it up
Speaker 1: for you. But there's all kinds of great shit that like,
Speaker 1: whatever your concerns are, there will be some twenty four
Speaker 1: year old girl that's like if you have blah blah
Speaker 1: blah like I do, and then she'll show you how
Speaker 1: to do it. It's the best.
Speaker 3: But that's not where I thought showbiz would take. I know, like,
Speaker 3: I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm glad, Yeah I was.
Speaker 3: I was always like, I'm gonna be sitting ring side
Speaker 3: at heavyweight fights and stuff.
Speaker 1: Well you still can.
Speaker 3: I'm working on that.
Speaker 1: Do we want to make sure that when you're a
Speaker 1: ring side there's no rings around your eyes?
Speaker 3: I like it. That's all right. That would be good
Speaker 3: for Madonna because she's always at fights, is she? Yeah?
Speaker 3: She likes boxing?
Speaker 5: Is she she's at the big fight?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't expect that out of Madonna.
Speaker 3: She's such a person who like really it kind of
Speaker 3: does what she wants, yes, And I think she's just
Speaker 3: like very attracted to beauty. And I think that's what
Speaker 3: boxing looks like to a lot, Like when you look
Speaker 3: at those guys, it's yeah, we're not even sexual. Sometimes
Speaker 3: it's marvel like.
Speaker 1: How did you do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, were you either of you surprised at this new
Speaker 4: news of the crime syndicate that puff Daddy have you
Speaker 4: read about?
Speaker 6: I just was reading about that, But I can't believe
Speaker 6: some of the I don't want to say I wasn't
Speaker 6: surprised because I am like, He's like, is kind of
Speaker 6: like I don't know who's good anymore and who I'm
Speaker 6: allowed Like, I like, I just I want to believe.
Speaker 3: You're both good and you know who was real tight
Speaker 3: with Karen before she started for can't fighting?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that's that's another thing, Like.
Speaker 2: They always.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? You had a main coon up,
Speaker 3: but it's a Cali that's like South Paul. But I always, like,
Speaker 3: I always wonder, like how much I'm allowed to still
Speaker 3: enjoy something?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and announce it by the time this podcast posts
Speaker 4: to everywhere you listen to podcasts and watch and watch sometime.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you really want us to do YouTube videos, don't
Speaker 2: you show?
Speaker 3: I think it would be Look, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you guys are successful in the forecasting world.
Speaker 4: But by the time we will know more about this
Speaker 4: this guy.
Speaker 3: But the next twenty twenty six, Tesla is going to
Speaker 3: have a podcast studio.
Speaker 1: Of course, get it all done. Yeah, then I'm commuting
Speaker 1: to nowhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to your garage to work like your
Speaker 3: grandfather used to your grandfather. But I heard the puffy thing.
Speaker 3: I saw something where they were like he got on
Speaker 3: a plane and left his kids, his sons.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and I don't know how his boys are.
Speaker 4: They're thirty and twenty five. It was okay, yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not like but.
Speaker 5: That he went, he got on a plane and he's
Speaker 5: in a on an island with no.
Speaker 2: Extradition, right, which is chocolate. I mean that's like, so
Speaker 2: it's safe to assume he's guilty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, it's insane. There's even like drugs and
Speaker 4: guns and all this stuff like he was a are
Speaker 4: almost fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just crocs for videos, which I wish it
Speaker 2: was that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wait, I don't know the details. Will you give
Speaker 1: like a couple of the worst details. It's all the
Speaker 1: yes and stuff?
Speaker 3: I think, Oh no, right, crazy, I might you might
Speaker 3: as well add that to the list.
Speaker 1: It's all allegedly right, we don't know this.
Speaker 4: Yes, please don't come after us, don't leave Barbados or
Speaker 4: wherever you are.
Speaker 3: But yes, a wild to start talking ship to Puffy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I always wait.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I never left.
Speaker 3: What are you doing In the back, there's just a
Speaker 3: guy in a funny hat with a mustache that gets
Speaker 3: off the bus.
Speaker 4: He's like, you were wearing the exact outfit Anthony Hopkins
Speaker 4: had at the end.
Speaker 3: Nobody wearing the puffy He's wearing the puffy rapper suits.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, but I think.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, the child trafficking thing, Yeah, he is human traffick, yes, human,
Speaker 4: But also.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people coming forward and been like
Speaker 1: talking about them being very young and not all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, which.
Speaker 3: Is like I would assume if there was a human
Speaker 3: trafficker out there who had a real problem with underage
Speaker 3: kids being part of his operation, it would be a
Speaker 3: thing that they run into all the time, even if
Speaker 3: they were trying to avoid it, which I'm sure they're not.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I think it's like that's just how dirty it is,
Speaker 3: Like I think one kind of makes the other filthy.
Speaker 1: It's not a business for people that are going to
Speaker 1: have ethics here and there.
Speaker 3: There's not an O show requirement.
Speaker 1: No, that's a sociopath's only kind of business where you're
Speaker 1: going to be okay with any direction it takes you.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm done drinking this vodka.
Speaker 4: That's all I have to say that I already was.
Speaker 4: I already was, even though it's gluten free. Makes my
Speaker 4: bones feel better.
Speaker 5: Your friend Bert Kreischer now has a vodka you can buy.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're kidding.
Speaker 5: Him and went out. I was calling back to your
Speaker 5: what's it.
Speaker 3: Called poors two bears okay because of their pot or whatever, because.
Speaker 2: I know that neither of us drink, Karen, but we
Speaker 2: should have a podcast liquor.
Speaker 1: I mean you could, No, Well do you do you
Speaker 1: want to pay for a podcast liquor? You know it
Speaker 1: doesn't you have to pay for it?
Speaker 2: Oh you gotta get someone to invest or. Just yeah.
Speaker 5: But here's what I think, as your your friend and business.
Speaker 2: Partner, yes, yes, because you're hired.
Speaker 3: I think the driving and booze thing as a sponsor,
Speaker 3: you're right, is huge. I think it's like it'll make
Speaker 3: a big sweatar and we just need you to get
Speaker 3: it to you or you can do like a hard coffee.
Speaker 3: I feel the beverage world is out of control as
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, that's the place where everybody is learning that
Speaker 1: they can get into it without actually having to. It's
Speaker 1: like beverages and then having like a skin caroline as
Speaker 1: a celebrity that you never you have no idea how
Speaker 1: it's made, and you have no connection to it in
Speaker 1: any real way.
Speaker 5: And it's a it's very.
Speaker 3: And I wonder who does know, you know, like I
Speaker 3: wonder who actually gives a shit about their product?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: It seemed to me.
Speaker 3: That Burt actually put a lot of time into it
Speaker 3: so well, and.
Speaker 1: He would like that's his whole party guy. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he would be like, this is my very the favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever. Vodka is made out of charcoal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's made it's distilled through charcoal, but made from potatoes,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 2: Or right, if you're you know, puff daddy, if you're
Speaker 2: in jail. Yeah, toilet water.
Speaker 3: That's like a weird like that's like a weird thing,
Speaker 3: like a new Hollywood legend, like like the David Cross story.
Speaker 5: I kept telling if you order your.
Speaker 1: Child, that's it's your signal to the other traffic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like a club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the beverage version of a wink.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It used to just be a week with a beverage. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think it's interest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come out.
Speaker 5: I had Blue Ribbon hard coffee.
Speaker 2: Now that's what I was going to bring up. The
Speaker 2: paps fun.
Speaker 1: Pass like it's just it's paps also makes up pop.
Speaker 2: So they make weed drinks.
Speaker 5: I mean it's like it's it's too much.
Speaker 1: They I thought they were doing great with their Blue Ribbon.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's been since nineteen eighteen forty two or something.
Speaker 3: It's been a while nineteen eighteen Columbus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the paint or the Santa Maria.
Speaker 3: But it's like, uh yeah, I guess I'm saying I
Speaker 3: miss lines of clearly defining.
Speaker 2: Like of cocaine. Yeah, oh the line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we're not doing that.
Speaker 5: We make beer, you know, like why would I Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, papstays all over the place.
Speaker 3: Now I blame Seltzer. I think it started, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and which I think is a very weird combination
Speaker 1: where it's like I have tried to drink kombucha so
Speaker 1: many times, like this is what I need or gross.
Speaker 2: If I want to get slapped, I call it boozy booch.
Speaker 4: Sorry I'll slap myself.
Speaker 3: No, I'll slap myself.
Speaker 5: Guys, got me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a great fucking idea.
Speaker 3: But you can do that instead of a hard Oh
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 5: I guess you could do it.
Speaker 3: You can't really instead of hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird because it's an alcohol, but it's also
Speaker 4: putting good bacteria into your stomach.
Speaker 1: Lining that's not if you throw it up, if you
Speaker 1: pick it up.
Speaker 3: I had a remarkable battle with food poison.
Speaker 1: Oh no really, it was just recently, yeah, like two
Speaker 1: days ago.
Speaker 2: Did you pin down the culprit?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It could have been one of two things.
Speaker 3: But it could have been my airline.
Speaker 4: Meal, yes, you always eat the chicken, yeah, Or it
Speaker 4: could have been the taco place.
Speaker 3: I like it, and I really hope it's neither, because
Speaker 3: like I like frequenting them both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, so, wait, what do you? Did you
Speaker 1: narrow down what the item was or the thing?
Speaker 3: No, but those are the only two things I had
Speaker 3: to eat within like the food poisoning window of gestation
Speaker 3: or whatever, And it was so I was I'm staying
Speaker 3: on you guys, know, Charlene Connolly of course, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm staying on it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 4: Charlene uh is on your podcast with Kyle right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: she she she produces our podcast.
Speaker 3: Uh, just the best laugh in comedy. She wrote, like,
Speaker 3: if I said this the other day, but if she
Speaker 3: quits the podcast, it's financially disastrous. We need someone to
Speaker 3: laugh at it because Kyle and I are too bad
Speaker 3: a mood all the time to enjoy anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm staying on her couch. And I was like,
Speaker 5: it was such a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Food poison is a nightmare anyways, but not being in
Speaker 3: your own bed and worrying that you're waking your friend
Speaker 3: up like like, and then having her fucking Pomeranian bark.
Speaker 3: Oh goddamn, You're like, no, just new meddling into her
Speaker 3: sne I.
Speaker 4: Have only got There's two very memorable times that I
Speaker 4: got food poisoning, and both times I wasn't at home.
Speaker 4: I was in a condo and Omaha, and the club owner,
Speaker 4: I think her what is her name? If she's the sweetest.
Speaker 4: She brought I was there for one show and then
Speaker 4: I was sick for the rest of the week. She
Speaker 4: still paid me and she brought care packages and soup
Speaker 4: to the condo. She's the best And I can't remember
Speaker 4: her name.
Speaker 2: That She's terrific, and.
Speaker 3: It's also very Midwestern. I feel too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, I wish I could remember a name.
Speaker 4: But the other time, I was just staying in an
Speaker 4: unfurnished room in between places in Austin, and it was
Speaker 4: this place next to the Velveta room that had these
Speaker 4: burgers that were famous and they.
Speaker 2: Were so.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I got super sick and I knew that
Speaker 4: was all I had eaten that day. And I was
Speaker 4: sick for four days, and at the end, I somehow
Speaker 4: I was craving those burgers again, and.
Speaker 2: I went there. I'm like, what are the chances that?
Speaker 2: And I went there again just to test.
Speaker 5: Did you get sick?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I did that?
Speaker 5: You got some fucking like that. I'm not going back
Speaker 5: to my taco place.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I will eat my plane because I can't be bored
Speaker 3: for that long, even if I'm not hungry.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The last time I had food food poisoning, I
Speaker 1: got a Chinese chicken salad at Fresh Choice, which is
Speaker 1: that that store chain that doesn't exist anymore for good reason.
Speaker 1: And again, I was at my friend's house because I
Speaker 1: had moved back from working out of town and somebody
Speaker 1: was sub letting my house, so I was just waiting,
Speaker 1: so I was in my friend's house. Got the worst
Speaker 1: food poisoning and literally it was this this salad was
Speaker 1: made of shredded cabbage and all the other things that
Speaker 1: make a Chinese chicken salad. I cannot like look at
Speaker 1: the word cabbage like anything where it's like, oh and
Speaker 1: there's cabbage and it's like news, yeah, because I know
Speaker 1: it was the salad And it doesn't really matter if
Speaker 1: it was like the chicken and not the whatever, because
Speaker 1: it's the cabbage that I remember like being a big
Speaker 1: part of it. And like it was. I thought I
Speaker 1: was going to have to go to the hospital at
Speaker 1: one point.
Speaker 2: It was so bad.
Speaker 1: It was so scary.
Speaker 3: You're like, why is this affecting me? Like like if
Speaker 3: getting older, like being sick and getting older is like this,
Speaker 3: I don't think I want to do it. Like like
Speaker 3: I was like I can't have it be that bad, yeaheah.
Speaker 3: Like but I was like I was really worried for
Speaker 3: a little like it's just like my stomach was going
Speaker 3: to burst. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How many days were you like this I got?
Speaker 3: I mean it was only like a day and a half.
Speaker 3: I was really down.
Speaker 4: I think after that I in that unfurnished room. I
Speaker 4: was in there for like four days. I very clearly.
Speaker 2: Should have gone.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's back when you never go to the doctor,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weird when you're like, I'm assuming you were poor,
Speaker 3: then yes, yes, of course, when you're like, the cheapest
Speaker 3: thing is my best option.
Speaker 4: I mean, I remind you the room was unfurnished, there
Speaker 4: was no bed. I just laid on a carpet that
Speaker 4: was beige, and it was in a.
Speaker 2: Lot of pain there worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never again, never an. I always ask questions about
Speaker 4: the cabin.
Speaker 1: Never again, he says. The person who went back and
Speaker 1: got the burger was you.
Speaker 2: That was a challenge that I don't know why, but
Speaker 2: I was craving it. I want it. That's the ultimate revenge.
Speaker 5: But the true test of a champion is when they
Speaker 5: get back.
Speaker 4: It's funny because that place it used to be, maybe
Speaker 4: not anymore, but Casino El Camino.
Speaker 2: A lot of the employees were from the Jim.
Speaker 4: Rose circus side show like lifto an Enigma, the guy
Speaker 4: with the puzzle pieces. Yeah yeah, they all just were
Speaker 4: bartenders there, so it was it was like going to
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 2: But it's not who you want handing you food.
Speaker 5: I mean, and it seems judge, but you're I also
Speaker 5: think you're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty judging.
Speaker 2: I'm being judging.
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't. I don't really want to want to.
Speaker 1: But also with food poisoning, you blame everybody. Everybody's in
Speaker 1: the wrong. You've never been like there were it was
Speaker 1: such a dark knight of the soul. When I was
Speaker 1: my friend's house where I'm like, come, no one's helping me,
Speaker 1: and it's like no one I was desperate.
Speaker 5: Does no one care?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no one knew, no one knows. And also
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want like you don't want someone there while
Speaker 1: you are like violently barfing and shitting for hours.
Speaker 2: I said it.
Speaker 3: Evacuating is the only word I could think of. And
Speaker 3: you're just like everything is like within ache and pain
Speaker 3: and like it's an emergency.
Speaker 5: There's no warning.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, there's nothing worse.
Speaker 1: Then you start taking tiny SIPs of water immediately throwing
Speaker 1: them up like that.
Speaker 3: That was It's just and I'm such like a little
Speaker 3: chunk at heart. I would was like I had some water,
Speaker 3: and then I just started having some ginger rail and
Speaker 3: then I was like like sugar, So yeah, I had
Speaker 3: two golds of it and then I was just like.
Speaker 1: The worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, your Burger redemption story is much more inspired
Speaker 3: than my trying ginger.
Speaker 2: It was I really overcame things.
Speaker 3: It was a little Canada dry heat.
Speaker 1: We should talk about your podcasts before and anything else
Speaker 1: that you want to plug.
Speaker 3: So I got the podcast with Canaane. It's called No
Speaker 3: Accounting for Taste. We basically defend things people tend to dismiss,
Speaker 3: is the theme. So we did professional wrestling. We did
Speaker 3: the post office church.
Speaker 1: People don't like the post people do not like Karen,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: Are you from a family of post war I think
Speaker 3: we had.
Speaker 1: A post office in my hometown that was just like
Speaker 1: it was almost like a little bank, and everyone would
Speaker 1: go there and like you knew the people that work there,
Speaker 1: so it was like, oh I yah up North. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So it was just I always just had good and
Speaker 1: well it feels like people are helping you, and it's.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy. Your experience of the post office is
Speaker 3: not what anyone else half.
Speaker 1: And people made you cookies, right, and they would give
Speaker 1: you cookies through the window. Now I'm just free cookie
Speaker 1: Friday at the post.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Tuesday. Ye, Taco Tuesday started off as a
Speaker 3: delivery system for the post.
Speaker 1: They would fold it, put a stamp on it, put
Speaker 1: it through the windows.
Speaker 5: That's why burritos are folded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you take callers, right, we do take callers
Speaker 4: and a lot of them.
Speaker 3: Like we really generally go on the brighter side of things.
Speaker 3: Like even though like nobody really liked like the general
Speaker 3: consistuents was the post of was like, yeah, it sucks
Speaker 3: and it's not run well, but it's like the most
Speaker 3: necessary thing we have. Like people often make really good
Speaker 3: points about it, which whatever subject we're doing, like it
Speaker 3: sunds like we need the post office because FedEx wouldn't
Speaker 3: ship medicine to old people if it wasn't cost efficient,
Speaker 3: you know, like right, yeah. So it was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so we're learning a lot of things, and Kyle and
Speaker 3: are earn you know, like kind of barstool philosophers in
Speaker 3: our in our energy. So like yeah, so that we
Speaker 3: do that. And then I had the special come out
Speaker 3: in December. Yeah, I had a stand up special come
Speaker 3: out in December produced by Burtley and christ are actually nice.
Speaker 3: What's it called The Blue eyed Mexican n like it,
Speaker 3: which sounds like old boat people, but.
Speaker 1: It has a boat people feel to it.
Speaker 2: It's it's important for everyone to know you're referring to
Speaker 2: your own beautiful blue eyes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, and those are like the two things.
Speaker 3: And then I'm I don't know when this comes out,
Speaker 3: but I'm always on tour, so yeah, it's it's a
Speaker 3: never ending hell in a prison.
Speaker 4: I've built myself every minute of it between you smile
Speaker 4: on stage, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: In between in between angry nos. Yeah, but yeah, this
Speaker 3: was a bless thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 2: You're the best. I'm glad we were able to work
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, man, Thank you so much. Yeah. Should
Speaker 3: does anybody like hit the horn before they leave.
Speaker 2: School?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: It's all about practice nothing but next you've been listening
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Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson.
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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.
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