Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna put my sweatshirt on so it looks
Speaker 1: like I'm wearing something different.
Speaker 2: It doesn't do anything. Scott Why I don't want people
Speaker 2: to everybody knows. Everybody knows Scott all chat last week,
Speaker 2: it's like just calm a town.
Speaker 1: Welcome to serial Killers. Today is Monday, November twenty first.
Speaker 2: It's not a special day or anything. It's just a
Speaker 2: twenty first Thanksgiving. This week it is the week of Thanksgiving. Gobble,
Speaker 2: I'm getting a haircut today and Sawyer is also getting groomed.
Speaker 2: Did you like that, my turkey? No, you want me
Speaker 2: to do it again? No, gobble.
Speaker 1: Turkeys don't say gobble. I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1: They don't say gobble.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: It sounds something like that, but it's not.
Speaker 2: Gobble, google gobble gobble.
Speaker 1: Great, you sound like that sales girl that works here.
Speaker 1: What anyway, thank you for listening to serial Killers. Here
Speaker 1: we are, We're gonna eat some cereal. Yay, you got
Speaker 1: the new one.
Speaker 2: That we talked about Pandora Flakes did Okay? I guess
Speaker 2: I'll just get him out then. I love when you
Speaker 2: just get so feisty over nothing. I did not right, Well,
Speaker 2: you want those Pandora flakes? Hey, hey, big.
Speaker 1: Boy, I did not do any research on these, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm guessing it's a game, right, Avatar.
Speaker 2: It's a game. No, it's a movie. Oh, it's a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Pandora is a movie. All right.
Speaker 1: So here's Tony there, all pissed off wearing his blue
Speaker 1: What are you doing, I'm just texting. So frosted flakes
Speaker 1: is covered up with the word Pandora flakes, blueberry flavored,
Speaker 1: blue moons.
Speaker 2: Blue moons. I can't that's hysterical.
Speaker 1: It can explain the movie to me. Okay, I know
Speaker 1: Avatar is a movie.
Speaker 2: Avatar is literally the highest grosing movie of all times.
Speaker 2: So that's all time, yes, all time? Yes, really yes,
Speaker 2: never saw it. That's the thing. This is what's hysterical
Speaker 2: about it. It came out in two thousand and nine
Speaker 2: and it was a James Cameron movie. It was huge.
Speaker 2: It revolutionized three D technology. But then they were James
Speaker 2: Cameron was like, I have forty two sequels coming never
Speaker 2: happened ten years later or eleven. Now at this point
Speaker 2: the sequels finally coming out. But what's funny about it
Speaker 2: is that it is literally the highest grossing movie of
Speaker 2: all time. But nobody knows a damn thing about Avatar. No,
Speaker 2: it's Sigourney Weaver.
Speaker 1: Who saw it like anime kids who saw it?
Speaker 2: Anime kids? I am done, ore you deceased, I'm deceased. No,
Speaker 2: it's it's yeah. And so now this new one is
Speaker 2: gonna be good. And there's a whole theme park land
Speaker 2: in Disney World.
Speaker 1: Discover how you can help protect our planets, starting with
Speaker 1: Breath the Nave.
Speaker 2: So the Nave are the blue people, and they have
Speaker 2: blue tails, and they plug the blue tails into things
Speaker 2: and they can.
Speaker 1: So the blueberry balls are representing the.
Speaker 2: Blue sp or just Pandora. Yeah, yeah, the Nave Nave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a girl in my grade name Navi.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Yeah, all right, I think they're good. Okay,
Speaker 2: but it's gonna be interesting because if this movie fails
Speaker 2: really big, then everyone's gonna be like, he already filmed
Speaker 2: the next two back to back. What's it called Avatar Pandora? No,
Speaker 2: so the new first one is called the Avatar, This
Speaker 2: second one is called Avatar The Way of Water, And
Speaker 2: now nobody knows what the third one is called. But
Speaker 2: he has it's coming out in another two years. I
Speaker 2: tell you what. It's called a whole rip the bag
Speaker 2: because they glued it bad. A hole ripped the bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, Oh well yeah, because it's ripped. Now, let's
Speaker 2: see what the smells like. It hasn't they just put
Speaker 2: crunchberries in this. It's got a really nice blueberry flavor.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be artificial. This is just
Speaker 2: a crunchberry. You can't fool me.
Speaker 1: Naturally flavored with other natural flavors, Pandora flakes of corn
Speaker 1: with blueberry flavored blue moons? What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: I can't hear the word blue moon and not laugh.
Speaker 2: Are you looking for crunchberry? Yeah? It's it's it's only
Speaker 2: we only have the big ones. Would you like whole milk?
Speaker 2: What is what is crunchberries? Crunchberry is quaker? Oh okay,
Speaker 2: got it. That's why these can't be that black tape.
Speaker 1: Let's have whole milk. It goes along with the sugar.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. Why I don't want the whole milk?
Speaker 2: I guess I had it for breakfast this morning? And
Speaker 2: what did I eat this morning? Oh? You had blueberry
Speaker 2: cereal for breakfast you have that you had Quaker blueberry
Speaker 2: puffed gril. Let it be known, folks, I gave that
Speaker 2: a really good review and I ate it this morning
Speaker 2: for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Here, I'm gonna let it simmer, just for a second.
Speaker 2: Simmer.
Speaker 1: It smells very blueberry. It's a weird combination.
Speaker 2: Well, I like it. It tastes like blueberry. Wow. Right, hmm.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think you need the frosted flakes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, but just a blueberry would just be too much.
Speaker 2: I think the frosted flake already doesn't add a thing.
Speaker 2: You couldn't just eat just the blueberry things. Try it? Hey,
Speaker 2: I got a spoon of just blueberry things. Blue Moon?
Speaker 2: Why does that make you laugh? It's an inside joke
Speaker 2: with a couple of my friends.
Speaker 1: Oh that somebody ordered Tommy and Gina.
Speaker 2: Tommy is a part of that. Yes, But and our
Speaker 2: friend Nick, he ordered a blue Moon once, but now
Speaker 2: I just make fun of him for how he said it.
Speaker 2: Let me try this. I like the blueberry as is.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it four balls. I like it. It's sweet.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's sweet as hell, but it's a nice combination,
Speaker 2: and the milk is blue. What's interesting is that you
Speaker 2: really did you? You had the blueberry pieces by itself, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I liked it. It's bland, But then when you have
Speaker 2: it with the frosted flakes, it really brings something out,
Speaker 2: and I'm confused as to how that is.
Speaker 1: I don't think I need tacos now, Okay, we're driving
Speaker 1: you home.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's good for give the street balls on the boom. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's interesting. It's not terrible. No, I really like it.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm not a massive frosted flakes guy. No,
Speaker 2: I don't love frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: Frosted flakes of any kind and except chocolate, would never
Speaker 1: even my go to Cereal.
Speaker 2: Love frosted flakes. Love them, love them, love them. You're
Speaker 2: do so good? Okay, so I guess maybe go see
Speaker 2: Avatar The Way of Water when it comes out.
Speaker 1: I mean, they make so much money. Why would you.
Speaker 2: Well, if this one bombs, it'll be really funny. But
Speaker 2: they're pretty good. Yeah, there a decent Tony looks like
Speaker 2: a dick on this box. I'll look at him. He's
Speaker 2: he's like, he's a little too smug. He's plotting. I
Speaker 2: got a sponsorship deal. A sponsorship deal's lucky. The Elf.
Speaker 2: He's up to something, Lucky the Elf, Lucky the Leprechaun. Yes,
Speaker 2: stupid idiot, all right, thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I think it's if we've gone off a cliff. Do
Speaker 2: you think where's all the features? Where's everything? Get your hair?
Speaker 2: Your LiF's out of my lap? You never sent me anything.
Speaker 2: You have never sent me a single thing. Where's the
Speaker 2: cereal graveyard? Did you prepare that? We don't even start
Speaker 2: the show. We don't need.
Speaker 3: To crush I literally can't.
Speaker 2: I can't. It's the same theme songs every single week.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for our wonderful listeners to make us
Speaker 1: a new one.
Speaker 2: We'll play it. I don't need to play it. I
Speaker 2: don't care what it says. We'll play it. We'll play it.
Speaker 2: Just send it to us. Really could be garbage. It
Speaker 2: could be your kids farting in a tub, as long
Speaker 2: as it's I don't want to play kids farting in
Speaker 2: a tub.
Speaker 1: If they if they fart cereal, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Please let's do what is this? What? It's time for
Speaker 2: another round of Scott hate Everything I forgot? We had that, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I put that in, because I was I was
Speaker 2: able to upload it myself. I'm gonna play this Serial
Speaker 2: Killers listener request. And it's not so much of a request,
Speaker 2: but it did get sent into us by a listener. Again,
Speaker 2: I'm a giant dick because I did not write the
Speaker 2: name on the bag. I know that she sent something
Speaker 2: else along with it that we did already, So we
Speaker 2: did give her a shout, but a shout. We gave
Speaker 2: her a shout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And here's also what was in there. Food Club
Speaker 1: is a brand that supplies store local store chains. So
Speaker 1: it's not quite the store brand because you can get
Speaker 1: them in multiple supermarkets, but it's like the stores.
Speaker 2: They make it their own. If I was a ghost,
Speaker 2: I'd hope to haunt you like this. You already haunt me.
Speaker 2: I haunt you already, Okay, So then I'll just stay
Speaker 2: here like this. That's so this is food Club. Oooo, Scott,
Speaker 2: I'm going too long island? Great? So this is food Club. God,
Speaker 2: that's cereal you bought? Wasn't on se Coco Loco? Get
Speaker 2: out from under there, dude, what did you do? So
Speaker 2: this is cocoa loco from Food Club.
Speaker 1: I guess it's uh, you know, coco puffs?
Speaker 2: Ish right? You wasted all that cereal. Make them wild
Speaker 2: about breakfast with food club. Coco Loco. It's chocolate, real
Speaker 2: cocoa taste. Is the most delicious way to start your busy,
Speaker 2: crazy day. It's gonna make good milk. I can smell
Speaker 2: the chocolate. Will make delicious chocolate milk. Are you even
Speaker 2: speaking like language? Yeah? I smell. It has good smell.
Speaker 2: I could tell good milk. Good milk will come from
Speaker 2: chocolate flake. Are you like making fun of somebody that's you,
Speaker 2: that's me? Yeah, you don't. Sometimes you do that. Your
Speaker 2: inflection just it changes, and I don't know what that's from.
Speaker 1: I sound like I have some weird European accent.
Speaker 2: No, it's just your sentence structure sounds like it. Coco locos.
Speaker 2: It smells very, very chocolatey. What do I do with
Speaker 2: this giant bag of cocoa? Locus is a natural or
Speaker 2: artificially flavored Andrew, what does it say? Sweetened corn cereal
Speaker 2: made with real cocoa? Cool? Can you put this someplace?
Speaker 2: Just drop it down there? Okay, m oh, this does
Speaker 2: not smell good. It smells good, it doesn't taste that right, Okay,
Speaker 2: changes the milk quickly. Yeah, I mean it's it's it's
Speaker 2: good in a weird kind of way, but it's also
Speaker 2: like a little medicine. It's kind of odd. The milk
Speaker 2: is good, though, but it's probably because we're using whole milk.
Speaker 2: I can only give it two bowls in a spoon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's decent, but it's no no coco. Mmmmmmm two two
Speaker 2: in a spoon. Me, you're copied, mm hmm. Fun. It's
Speaker 2: not that good. It has a Stevia type of taste.
Speaker 1: It really does, which is strange because there's definitely no
Speaker 1: in here. This is full of sugar all the time.
Speaker 1: Other crumbs inside.
Speaker 2: The box now they're probably I don't want the stupid
Speaker 2: man box to get injured. Really, yeah, because you like
Speaker 2: the stupid man box. I do. We'll be back right
Speaker 2: off of this where is it? You literally passed the
Speaker 2: one that said commercial here's the green one and I
Speaker 2: can't see. I don't know my my glasses, my glasses.
Speaker 2: What do you hit this? We'll be where is it?
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 1: Right after this. Hope you come back.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Edward back.
Speaker 1: So a few weeks ago, our friend Sam was I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think she was in Sidona. Why are
Speaker 1: we not doing this with Sam because we had a
Speaker 1: fight about this one.
Speaker 2: She was in Sidona for We're really doing a cereal
Speaker 2: Sam supplied us without Sam.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to eat this. She's very she's fruity.
Speaker 1: What do you call her, she's like veggie all that stuff.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to eat the stuff. What she's healthy,
Speaker 1: that's not even close. You're just doing it without her,
Speaker 1: and I don't think we should do this one.
Speaker 2: Why let's wait for Sam. Sam doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Yes she does.
Speaker 1: She said she wants to come in and do it.
Speaker 1: I fine, you don't have to call her and get
Speaker 1: all angry. Well wait, I'll do it to call her
Speaker 1: and get all angry.
Speaker 2: I have another one lined up. It's fine, it's fine, Andrew.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna answer, but I'll at least try. Her
Speaker 2: voicemail is also very funny. Have you ever heard her voicemail?
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like her. Hey, guys, it's Sammy, that's what.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. She's not going to answer. Okay,
Speaker 2: she hates me. No, No, what this either? No? All right?
Speaker 2: That looks disgusting. It's gonna play wait here it is Hey, guys, Sammy. Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: you've reached Sammy calls her Sammy. Your voicemail is hysterical too. Hey,
Speaker 2: this is Scott hey Bay from Alvis Dorant at the
Speaker 2: Baltic Show. Can't reach shut the ball, but please leave
Speaker 2: your voice melt and I'll get back to a SOT
Speaker 2: as possible.
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't believe I say Elvis Durand
Speaker 1: in the morning show.
Speaker 2: No you do, no, No, let's call you. Then send
Speaker 2: me straight to voicemail. It's I think it's the programming
Speaker 2: promotions a Pom Hunters. No, you say it in the
Speaker 2: morning show. I have to change that voicemail. I hate
Speaker 2: voice first of all. Who leaves don't leave voicemails anymore.
Speaker 2: You don't leave voicemails. My parents. Old people leave to voice.
Speaker 2: Send me a voicemail. Old people leave voicemail. Send me there.
Speaker 2: Old people leave voicemail. Hello, you can't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Can you unlock your phone? It's not locked. I can't
Speaker 2: not answer. Double click the side. Hey, it's Scott, producer
Speaker 2: for Elvis duran in the morning show.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, I don't say that. I didn't change that.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I don't say that. No, I
Speaker 2: think I say I'm the ZE one hundred promotion manager.
Speaker 2: I used to you know. Now it's hey, it's Scott
Speaker 2: a babe.
Speaker 1: I just want to have nothing. Why can't I just
Speaker 1: say you've raised five, one six, That's what I want.
Speaker 1: I don't want the voice of thing anymore.
Speaker 2: Well you could just stop that then, going to get
Speaker 2: rid of your greeting. What is this? I don't even
Speaker 2: know what I'm Oh, yeah, I didn't even say it.
Speaker 2: This is Kroger Shining Stars. It's fake Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: Another one of our wonderful listeners sent it to us,
Speaker 1: and I neglected to write their name on the box.
Speaker 2: But again, I love the marshmallows in this. They're so fun.
Speaker 1: I did mention them a couple of weeks ago because
Speaker 1: they sent something else cool.
Speaker 2: Well thanks Kroger's Shining Stars. So they're little star pieces
Speaker 2: and person.
Speaker 1: We've had fake Lucky Charms before, and they always have random,
Speaker 1: weird little shapes like this is a rocket ship that
Speaker 1: looks like a candy corn and a globe that looks
Speaker 1: like a gumball machine and a star. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know what, usually can't go wrong.
Speaker 2: Here we go mm hmm. Delish. Wow, Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2: I may actually give it five Yeah, I might. I might.
Speaker 2: Oh that is delicious. Yeah, that's a really good Lucky
Speaker 2: Charms knockoff five balls. I'm gonna do the same. What's up, Kroger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this one's deep delicious. I love that it has a theme.
Speaker 2: Maybe Newman can check this for us. But I don't
Speaker 2: believe that any other fake Lucky Charms ever got five balls.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, I don't think so. We did
Speaker 2: an entire episode of fake Lucky Charms a year or
Speaker 2: two ago. We had like six or seven different fake
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms, but we haven't done this one. And they
Speaker 2: are delicious. Yeah, Like everything about it is just they
Speaker 2: did a great job.
Speaker 1: So if you have a Kroger near you, this box
Speaker 1: probably costs like one third of the price of an
Speaker 1: actual box of regular Lucky Charms. You may buy the
Speaker 1: generic at Kroger giving you permission.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, right, just ones. You need a button and
Speaker 2: where it would go? Ding ding ding ding ding ding
Speaker 2: m Serial killers approved and a stamper who uses stampers
Speaker 2: I do for when I notorized things, notoriz things. Well,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna play this really quick and
Speaker 2: then we can end the show.
Speaker 1: We should have some some sort of like bowl sound
Speaker 1: effect that we can do one, two, three, four five,
Speaker 1: Right we're doing Can.
Speaker 2: You hold this? That's an ad? That's an ad? Oh
Speaker 2: what am I doing? Hold that?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have to have lunch anymore? Really,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, there's.
Speaker 1: A recipe on the back for Shining Star cookies.
Speaker 2: Let's see what this sounds like. What is this all?
Speaker 2: Rise for our newest member of the Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: Star Wars Croakers Shining Stars with Marshmallows. Inducted into the
Speaker 2: Cereal Hall of Fame. That's our most that's our most
Speaker 2: exclusive club for cereals that get five balls for most
Speaker 2: of us. Yeah, well them to the Cereal Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Kroger Shining Stars with Marshmallows.
Speaker 1: How many cereals are in that Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2: I think this becomes let me check?
Speaker 1: Is there a way for us to check that? If
Speaker 1: we needed to?
Speaker 2: I could right now? Oh?
Speaker 1: So you do something else and the sound goes off.
Speaker 2: Well, because sometimes on YouTube, do you notice YouTube sometimes
Speaker 2: plays without like you can exit? Oh, this is our
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Oh? Funny enough, the first Cereal
Speaker 2: inducted was Like Charms actual Lucky Charms, and the last
Speaker 2: Cereal inducted was Lucky Charms with Magic Gems in August.
Speaker 2: So I don't think we've ever actually inducted before. No,
Speaker 2: this is our first one. So this is our ceremony.
Speaker 2: But Shining Stars with marshmallows from Croker. Thank you all.
Speaker 2: I don't know this music I don't think is right.
Speaker 1: We need fan ferial Cereal, we need fanfare, but not
Speaker 1: that well.
Speaker 2: You could do this in the background. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: is that Cereal? The Shining Stars? Okay, thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers, look at it and all its glory.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Wednesday with maybe with a ball chat.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna do one or not.
Speaker 1: It's the day before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: We'll be fine. This is a Monday when we're recording.
Speaker 2: We got four other days to record.
Speaker 1: With Thanksgiving Eve. I'm not sure if we can be.
Speaker 2: Here, Scott, We're gonna be fine, all right. You know
Speaker 2: that this is like a full week before it's even Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I know, but I have so much going on, I know,
Speaker 1: very busy.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I also don't have any more new Cereals. Okay, somebody
Speaker 1: better send us something.
Speaker 2: Before we move. We'll figure something out.
Speaker 1: You know, people keep send any pictures of the elf
Speaker 1: on the shelf Cereals, got it, those are old. The
Speaker 1: new one is the blue box that has like the
Speaker 1: frosty snowball taste, whatever the hell it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get the chocolate one, yes, very good, the sugar cookie one, yeah, awesome,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Secret squirrel Joel sent me a picture. But
Speaker 1: that's last year. That's even two years ago, cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need the new one, Blue Box.
Speaker 2: You just need a serial publicist to get in there
Speaker 2: for us and say these are the guys like that,
Speaker 2: because the guys General Mills has so much new stuff
Speaker 2: on the way and they don't even know that we exist.
Speaker 2: Did you see that? They make you sin? They got
Speaker 2: like a general Yeah, I get it. Did you see
Speaker 2: the fruity pebble sneakers? Where's ours? People with lesser podcasts?
Speaker 2: You know what got fruity pebble sneakers sales downstairs? They
Speaker 2: don't care about this well no, no, we just need to
Speaker 2: get there. Don't care about this show that is our
Speaker 2: Hall of Famer. How dare you nobody cares. We have
Speaker 2: to do things for ourselves. Okay, we used to have
Speaker 2: a post contact.
Speaker 1: Where are they? Where are our fruity pebble sneakers?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, everybody. Serial killerspc dot com for some reviews,
Speaker 2: and you can listen to old episodes and all that
Speaker 2: other fun stuff. Uh, if you're watching this on YouTube,
Speaker 2: hit the subscribe button over here and the like button.
Speaker 2: We're almost at it.
Speaker 1: That that's your uncomfortable voice. We'll see you on Wednesday
Speaker 1: with an all new ball chat and uh, until we
Speaker 1: see you again.
Speaker 2: Andrews say, Crunch, peace out everybody. Crunchronk show Crunch Crunch.
Speaker 2: You really hit that hard. I was angry. You should
Speaker 2: apologize the box. I'm sorry, Box, but I want sneakers,
Speaker 2: same fruity pebble sneakers. I want the crocks.
Speaker 1: I don't want Coca pebble ones because they're like you
Speaker 1: stepped in poop to the bottom.
Speaker 2: I want the crocs. That's so done already. They never
Speaker 2: even got them.
Speaker 1: They said they were sending them, never got them.
Speaker 2: Lame