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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letters subject why is

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Speaker 1: her ex still checking on her? Uh? Huh? Right now

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Speaker 1: it is a nephew, the King of Pranks with today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got now? B b bed bugs,

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Speaker 1: bed buds? Hello? Hellong trying to speak to nish seas

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Speaker 1: on here right now? If I think a message, Uh,

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Speaker 1: do you know when she's coming back? No? Is this

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Speaker 1: business calls them? No? No, this is personal. I need

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Speaker 1: to talk to her immediately. No, you need to talk

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Speaker 1: to me. It's this a man? Who is this? This

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Speaker 1: is this is Brandon? Who? Who are you? I'm earnest man.

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Speaker 1: But why do you know, sneeze? I got a bit

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Speaker 1: of a situation here man. Uh And it's basically a

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Speaker 1: financial situation that I'm owed some money from her, So

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Speaker 1: I kind of need to talk to her about about

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Speaker 1: getting this money. Uh. Is totally disrupted my whole apartment

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Speaker 1: and I need to act actually see about talking to

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Speaker 1: her about getting this whole problem, taking care of what

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Speaker 1: what's the what's the situation? What, what's what's the what's

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Speaker 1: going on? I mean, I'm basically right now I'm twenty

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars in the rears due to do to Jonnie,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I need to see if she's gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to pay me for the situation or what.

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Speaker 1: You know, my third older money she owes me twenty

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars. What. I don't even know who you are?

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Speaker 1: First of all, so what's up with the First of all,

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Speaker 1: my name is Brandon, Okay, and I've been I know,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing shrnis probably for the last three or

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Speaker 1: four months now, okay, so here you you want to

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Speaker 1: know what all in the nutshell is? Just like this,

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Speaker 1: shed's been coming through okay for the last three or

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Speaker 1: four months, been coming over here to my spot, to

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Speaker 1: my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now finding out within

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Speaker 1: the last two weeks. Us, I had to get rid

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Speaker 1: of my couch. I had to get rid of my

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Speaker 1: mattresses because mattress. Because it's mattress women do it. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, so you're trying to tell me she was

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Speaker 1: in your bid. Yeah, she's been in my bed. Dude,

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Speaker 1: she's been in your bed? Are you crazy? You know

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Speaker 1: they know the problem is found hundred dollars. You talk

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Speaker 1: about my girl was in your bad Now we're not

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Speaker 1: even gonna get into that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But that's tentllars. You can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: hold our prost of all, you're calling here, you calling here,

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Speaker 1: you're calling here and here, and dude, answer the phone.

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Speaker 1: And you still got to to have for her, And

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Speaker 1: then gonna tell me about some twenty five dollars about

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Speaker 1: some mattress. Dude, I'm not my my mattresses man, or

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Speaker 1: thousand bucks and full of bad bugs. I had to

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Speaker 1: throw that away worry about no damn mattress. Dude. You

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Speaker 1: talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you

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Speaker 1: want to sit there talking about she's been hanging with

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Speaker 1: you or kick it with you for the last four months.

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Speaker 1: It's about to be over in a minute. Now. What

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Speaker 1: if you want to marriage snee cool? I don't care

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Speaker 1: nothing about that, don't even worry about that now. But

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Speaker 1: you talking about some bad mattress man. That's that's a problem, dude.

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Speaker 1: I don't wonder if I'm not damn man. I don't wonder,

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Speaker 1: But I ain't got no mattress right now my house,

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Speaker 1: you call them mine. I do not call the matchress

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Speaker 1: right now, nor do I have a couch. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand that brings a canting about some mattress O tellers? Dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't care nothing about that. Your name you're saying

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Speaker 1: you na't Brandon, I'm Brandon, Yeah, Brandon. Okay, don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it right because you're gonna find me a real food.

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Speaker 1: Don't let me find you before you find me, or

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Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying, don't you do? Do? Dude? No,

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Speaker 1: you have you can add them good bugs and the

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Speaker 1: mattress or whatever answering these fall out here. But what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is you're talking about something, but then events

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Speaker 1: over here. Okay, so what she didn't see the problem

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Speaker 1: over here in my place? I don't can't out about

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Speaker 1: to see him bring nothing over there, first of all,

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Speaker 1: but I don't need any even a problem right now.

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Speaker 1: You need them you want? You've been over here, man,

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Speaker 1: and that's nobody else over here, the one about who

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Speaker 1: you had over there. But you're gonna call here talking

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Speaker 1: about no money. You ain't getting nothing from here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, do check this out. I don't have

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Speaker 1: a problem with you, Okay, Me and you cool No,

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Speaker 1: you cob, we all got a problem. You're calling me

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Speaker 1: something about super sleeping one my but hey dog dogs

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Speaker 1: it was. I'm gonna say it again. Me and you

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Speaker 1: cool dog we're cool. We're not cool. We're not cool

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Speaker 1: for them. I don't handle Snise myself. I'm I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: handle with you later. What you're doing, what you're talking about, you,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna handle me. I'm gonna handle you later. You

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Speaker 1: want a mattress like they do, Dude, want the mastress

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Speaker 1: and marriage, Shenise. I ain't got nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 1: My wife about my money back man for the for

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Speaker 1: the property of mine that she has ruined. Man, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about that. I'm gonna get you a mattress. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about that. It's gonna be a cast. Get wrapped

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Speaker 1: around now so they do. Dude, why are you sitting

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Speaker 1: here creating the trauma with me when me, me and

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Speaker 1: you we ain't even the problem. The problem is, Shenik.

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Speaker 1: The problem is you picked up your phone and you

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Speaker 1: crawl here. That's the problem. What you guys will do

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Speaker 1: because you ain't got no couch, You ain't got no mattress.

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Speaker 1: Now you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You know what I see. I can't talk to you.

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Speaker 1: When do Shenise get home? Man, don't worry if I

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Speaker 1: want she needs to get home. I wish you need

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Speaker 1: to worry if I was when I find you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so when when I when you gonna have my money?

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Speaker 1: Then when you find me because I need my money

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Speaker 1: day I don't have your love, your mats to please

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Speaker 1: understand you're gonna be resting really well, okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: so let me ask you this here. Man sans bringing

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Speaker 1: bad bugs over the miuse leave them all in my matches,

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Speaker 1: leave him all over my couch. Where I gotta throw

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Speaker 1: my stuff away? Where I'm wrong a man where I'm wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she

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Speaker 1: had a man? Say? What did you know she had

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Speaker 1: a man? But I mean kind of kind of sort

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Speaker 1: of but not really though you don't kind of sort

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Speaker 1: of man, even you know she got a man? Know

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Speaker 1: she don't got a man? You know she had a man? Right,

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Speaker 1: and you still win? D right they dog, I ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with y'all. Man, I'm dealing with

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Speaker 1: these bad bugs. You understand I'm saying. Dude, do you

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Speaker 1: understand you're messing up a full year relationship? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm the time I put in with this woman. Full years.

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Speaker 1: We're about to get we're about to get married, and

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Speaker 1: you're calling here with this. What are y'all supposed to

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Speaker 1: get married? Don't worry about IM always supposed to get married. Man,

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Speaker 1: You messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 1: to you is, dude, you calling here on some big bugs,

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Speaker 1: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that you told me that she was

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Speaker 1: over your house and your dad, that's over. It's over now,

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Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. Now we'll see get home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna get dune with. I'm walking up out of here.

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Speaker 1: But when I leave here, please believe my next stop

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Speaker 1: is to come find your prist. Of all, how did

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Speaker 1: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know they do. She gave me both numbers.

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Speaker 1: The cell phone number in the house number told me,

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Speaker 1: you know, if it's an emergency, call the house, okay,

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Speaker 1: and this is an emergency. Yeah, that's an emergency. I

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Speaker 1: got bad. Learn learn another emergency number, learning on one

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Speaker 1: one because when I come down, come on your dog?

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Speaker 1: Did you come out on? You handle it or you

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Speaker 1: better call the cops. You understand what I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell you. Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay

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Speaker 1: for the bad bugs? Who is Tommy? I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: do you think Tommy will pay for the bad But

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Speaker 1: it's Tommy, Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Earnest, you just got bright by your girl

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Speaker 1: shot niece. Man. Y'all, y'all, it was over. It was over.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm telling you. Ain't on your hand,

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Speaker 1: none of your hand that makes it makes my skin cross? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know you What you can't do is sleep at

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Speaker 1: your man? How didn't come over my house and bring

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Speaker 1: them bugs some good? Let me come and talk to

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Speaker 1: him about these bugs, you know, bed, but catch the nephew.

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Speaker 1: I was going down in Nashville, Tennessee, just about soul out.

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Speaker 1: I added two more shows. It's started September seven, twenty nine,

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Speaker 1: and now the thirty is alright, September. That's Thursday through Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I had the two shows on Sunday. Y'all get those

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Speaker 1: have a dog go on food. They needs Comedy Club

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Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee. All right, who I hope when I

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Speaker 1: get up there, but I'm coming while you say that

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Speaker 1: you don't have I got to go in his closet,

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Speaker 1: try to get a fur. Get it out where he

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Speaker 1: don't see it. You get it back. You know, I

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Speaker 1: got you steal in there you can wear. You got

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Speaker 1: one of them to chili things what they call him.

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Speaker 1: All them footprints over the bottom of my code. Last

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Speaker 1: time you would stepping on it, falling on it, got

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Speaker 1: milkshake on it, just falling here a little sha trying

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Speaker 1: to wear the coat. You alright, all right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: We'll check you out and some of your spots for sure.

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Speaker 1: Up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. Today's subject why

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Speaker 1: is her ex still checking on her? Why? All right?

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