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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday.

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Speaker 2: All right, here's what we got.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about your blue area or no, your

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Speaker 1: red area in your blue state. We'll talk about that,

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Speaker 1: fortifying the deep state. Are they recalling people back to

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Speaker 1: the Army and the Air Force? No, not really, but

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Speaker 1: kind of. We'll discuss that. We'll do emails, We'll do

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Speaker 1: many many other things, including a heist, a sweet one.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's terrible but sweet at the same time.

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Speaker 1: All that and more is coming up this hour on

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Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I want to begin

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Speaker 1: something here, and I'm not gonna spend a lot of

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Speaker 1: time on it. Have other stuff I want to get to.

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Speaker 1: But obviously you've heard me tell you many, many, many

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Speaker 1: times to move from your blue area. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to go down and down the reasons, but one of

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Speaker 1: the main reasons has been that we will need as

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Speaker 1: we move forward here, as we deal with a country

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Speaker 1: that's kind of coming apart on us and we try

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Speaker 1: what we can save, and as we have these discussions

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Speaker 1: we are going to need some level of state power,

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Speaker 1: some level of state power.

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Speaker 2: We will need that.

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Speaker 1: The reason I encourage you not to live in downtown Manhattan,

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Speaker 1: as much as I love it, is, if you live there,

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Speaker 1: what level of state power do you have that's not

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Speaker 1: actively hostile to you? Your city government hates you, Your

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Speaker 1: county government hates you. The das hate you, The mayor

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Speaker 1: hates you. Your city councilman hates you. Your governor hates you,

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Speaker 1: your state ag hates you. You don't have a single

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Speaker 1: level of state power if we want to think about

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Speaker 1: it like levels or rungs of a ladder. As you

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Speaker 1: go up the rungs in the ladder top to bottom,

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Speaker 1: they hate your guts. And we know the federal government

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Speaker 1: hate you. Okay, so that's bad. So people will ask, hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: what if I just move to a blue area or

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Speaker 1: a I'm sorry, to a red area of a blue state.

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Speaker 1: Hey Jesse, I'm in Manhattan.

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Speaker 2: Uh what I Hey?

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Speaker 1: What if I just go to Long Island? What about

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Speaker 1: Long Island? That has read out there? What about Long Island?

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Speaker 1: And I tell you, what if that's your only option? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's obviously better. But the truth is you want to

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Speaker 1: get to a place where you can secure the highest

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Speaker 1: level of state power humanly possible being on your side.

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Speaker 1: Why well, stories like this one. NASA County, speaking of

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Speaker 1: New York, Nasau County decided they would hold done with

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Speaker 1: all this training and women sports things. They're tired of

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Speaker 1: men hurting women in sports pretending they're women. It's really gross,

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Speaker 1: it's awful, And NASA County said, all right, enough stop

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Speaker 1: no more headline. New York's ag can take legal action

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Speaker 1: against Nassau County over transgender athlete ban. According to a

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Speaker 1: federal judge, look, it's just one little case and I'm

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Speaker 1: I mean. It's not as if your government, let's say

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Speaker 1: it's nineteen ninety and you're living in California. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: governor's Democrat, your state reps are Democrats, maybe your city

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Speaker 1: They're not passive about what they believe. They're aggressive with

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Speaker 1: get there. However, if you can get to Florida, Wyoming, Montana, Texas, Oklahoma,

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Speaker 1: your government is working against you, When your own state

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Speaker 1: The military leaders admitted they didn't follow his orders. They

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Speaker 1: It puts you in a situation where you're essentially told, hey, Trump,

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Speaker 2: You're locked in a car. Get out.

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Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, here's some handcuffs and leg irons.

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Speaker 1: I mean. A federal government hostile to you is not

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Speaker 1: And that's a hard place to be. That's a bitter

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Speaker 1: the fact, all right, it's a fact. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: some emails. What Chris, it's fine, the great Oracle. I've

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Speaker 1: been listening for a long time, and I don't remember

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Speaker 1: ever you talking about pirates back in the day, all

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Speaker 1: the battles, the lifestyle, etc. Being such a history buff.

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Speaker 1: dot com. Now to pirates. Okay, I'm hesitant to do

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Speaker 1: say it. I like pirates, like every dude loves pirates,

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Speaker 1: and half the women love pirates. Look, we as human beings,

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Speaker 1: we have a fascination with criminality period. Law abiding people

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Speaker 1: At the same time, Fellas, speaking of the Untouchables, Kevin

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Speaker 1: Costner was elliot Ness the good guy. Robert de Niro

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Speaker 1: was al Capone, the bad guy. Which scenes made you

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Speaker 1: lean in more? Which scenes did you tell the kids. Hey,

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Speaker 1: al Capone was on there. Why, Oh, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: You know what, Hang on, let's talk about that.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget if you miss any part of the show.

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Speaker 1: You know, who doesn't want to be the swashbuckling guy

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Speaker 1: burst your bubble on a couple things. One, the quote

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't like that at all.

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Speaker 1: The quote Golden Age of Piracy was a very very

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm your privateer, England.

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Speaker 1: I'll go attack these Spanish ships and when I steal

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Speaker 1: and then their home country said, what this guy stealing

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Speaker 1: to become privates. This actually ties back to America in

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Speaker 1: Why wasn't it something that lasted longer? Because you can

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Speaker 1: The quote Golden Age of piracy didn't last very long,

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Speaker 1: because you can't steal the stuff of powerful nation states

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Speaker 1: for long before they send in warships and they blow

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Speaker 1: all right, a little Ukraine talk and State Department talk next.

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget the email the show. You're asked doctor Jesse

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Speaker 1: These Californians who are now out of a job because

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Speaker 5: Former employees tell me that at first they thought it

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Speaker 1: You got what you voted for.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand. It doesn't hurt me. It helps me

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Speaker 2: I just move.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's not available shells and rockets for Ukraine,

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Speaker 1: it gets old, the sense of entitlement other countries have

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Speaker 2: And you know why.

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Speaker 1: Here's the real reason why. And this is probably a

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Speaker 1: I despise people who are ungrateful. I despise it. My

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: That they'll catch it when I when they hold a

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to say thank you. You tell you do

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Speaker 1: to go to the media and say F sixteen's, sorry,

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Speaker 1: we ordered those last year, like you're scolding your door

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Speaker 1: dash driver for not getting to you in time. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you buy your own frick and M sixteen's then

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Speaker 1: next time, make your own shells. Why don't you deal

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Speaker 1: with the Russians on your own? If you don't appreciate

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Speaker 1: the pace the American taxpayer is protecting you with, how

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Speaker 1: about that? Gosh, I need to read some emails and

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Speaker 1: calm down, Jesse. What's your favorite thing to make with

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Speaker 1: leftover brisket? Oh, that's a good one, all right. Here's

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Speaker 1: what I do with my leftover brisket. I Oh, we

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Speaker 1: do a lot of different things with it, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: We always have brisket sandwiches. We do a bunch of

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Speaker 1: things with leftover biscuit. But my thing is, you know,

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Speaker 1: I have the blackstone thing.

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Speaker 2: You remember. I got the blackstone thing.

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Speaker 1: Because I bid on it at a school auction and

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Speaker 1: ended up winning it, and I wasn't supposed to, but

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Speaker 1: I want it anyway anyway. So I have this blackstone griddle.

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Speaker 1: So I take the brisket and I chop it up

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Speaker 1: into smaller pieces. I do chop it up into smaller pieces.

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Speaker 1: I go to the Blackstone, and I've told you before,

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Speaker 1: we have these tortillas down here. What, Chris, we have

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Speaker 1: these tortillas down here in Texas. You can buy in

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. They're half cooked, so they're all formed.

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Speaker 1: They're all there there, but you have to buy them

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Speaker 1: in the refrigerated section. Keep them in the fridge. But

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Speaker 1: you just throw them on a grill and they'll cook

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Speaker 1: right there. The only tice a couple of minutes, cook them,

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Speaker 1: flip them, cook them, and you.

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Speaker 2: Have fresh tortillas. Oh, they're sick.

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Speaker 1: They're amazing. So you take a big old vat of butter,

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Speaker 1: preferably Amish butter. But we don't have any Amish people

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Speaker 1: out here, so we got to go with Irish butter. Chris,

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Speaker 1: You've got to try Amish butter, dude, it's really anyway.

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Speaker 1: Take a big bat of butter and drop it on there,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll take a big handful of the brisket,

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Speaker 1: drop it in that butter and let it sizzle, and

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Speaker 1: then I'll pour some scramby eggs on there. And at

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Speaker 1: the same time, I have some tortillas. They're sitting there

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Speaker 1: on the side, and they're cooking. They're all cooking at

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Speaker 1: the same time. And then when everything's just about done

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Speaker 1: and it's this briskety, eggy gloriousness.

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Speaker 2: I take a.

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Speaker 1: Big pile of shredded cheese of some kind and I

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Speaker 1: drop it on there, chop it all up, and then

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Speaker 1: I have these big trays and I put the tortillas

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Speaker 1: and I put the brisket and eggs and cheesy eggs

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Speaker 1: on there, and then you go in. You get yourself

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Speaker 1: a little hot sauce, maybe a little chilula green pepper

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Speaker 1: sauce or something like that, and you eat like a king. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: that may be the best way to eat brisket. And

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Speaker 1: that might be better than the original brisket you pull

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Speaker 1: off the smoker. Okay, maybe not, but still it's really

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Speaker 1: really good. All right, let's talk about the State Department,

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Speaker 1: the Army, Air Force, eggs, the power ball headlines. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get to we have. We had some things we

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Speaker 1: need to discuss. Before we get to those things, Let's

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Speaker 1: get to babies. Did you see that those pro lifers

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Speaker 1: who were just singing worship songs out in front of

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Speaker 1: an abortion clinic looks like ten of them are going

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Speaker 1: away for a long time. We live in a country

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Speaker 1: where the federal government is against the babies too. That's

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Speaker 1: hard to swallow, but that's where we are. So what

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Speaker 1: should we do? Should we leave them, just forget about

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Speaker 1: those kids? I forget it's too hard. Or should we

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Speaker 1: fight back? Preborn is how we fight back? In fact,

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Speaker 1: not only is Preborn buying ultrasounds from others who are

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Speaker 1: about to have abortions. She'll hear the heartbeat, shall choose life.

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Speaker 1: Preborn's tax deductible.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Talk about the ultimate thumb in the eye to the

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Speaker 1: baby hating monsters. Twenty eight bucks buys an ultrasound? Shoot,

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Speaker 1: give them five grand. It's a leadership gift. Whatever you

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Speaker 1: online at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. I almost forgot to play this one

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Speaker 1: earlier of Joe Scarborough. Remember remember how many times we've

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Speaker 1: had this talk about Democrats, and then they're worried about

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Speaker 1: their domestic coalition, and they're very worried about the black community.

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Speaker 1: Right now, they're seeing the numbers black men. They're kind

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Speaker 1: of souring on the Democrat Party. They're bad, right, and

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Speaker 1: so what they were gonna do, what they're going to do,

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Speaker 1: what they've been doing is some of the most overtop

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Speaker 1: fear propaganda you've ever seen in your lifetime. Man Alive, Joe,

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Speaker 1: have some shame.

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Speaker 3: How much has changed, how Donald Trump has worked to

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Speaker 3: reverse so many of the gains a maid.

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Speaker 1: Since Martin Luther King's passing.

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Speaker 2: That's so ridiculous and stupid.

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Speaker 1: These people, they can't help themselves though. That's all you

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Speaker 1: have left, Jesse. She calls me a thousand percent oracle. Uh, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're dislike Dare I say hate for the word literally

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Speaker 1: is eclipsed by my disappointment, despair and hate for the

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Speaker 1: phrase one thousand percent For the love of God, there

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Speaker 1: is literally no such thing.

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Speaker 2: Literally.

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Speaker 1: Pretty sure you say it on every show. Can you

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Speaker 1: please stop saying it? Stop it?

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Speaker 2: I realized you went.

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Speaker 1: To community college, but still I love you. I love

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Speaker 1: your show, loved your book. Thanks for all your good

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Speaker 1: anti communist work you do. Her name is Jessica. I

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Speaker 1: like a thousand percent, But do I say it every show?

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Speaker 1: See this is the problem. Every now and then I

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Speaker 1: will go back. You know, I don't listen to any

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Speaker 1: talk radio. I don't really watch anything either, because I

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Speaker 1: worry about accidentally copying someone else. That's why this show

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Speaker 1: sounds different, because if you listen to a bunch of

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Speaker 1: other stuff, you'll find yourself repeating the things you hear,

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Speaker 1: the things you read. So I try to come up

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Speaker 1: with my own thoughts. So the show sounds different, so

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Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like everyone else. But every now and

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Speaker 1: then I will listen to myself. My mentor, Michael Barry,

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Speaker 1: has scolded me about this endlessly. He says, you need

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Speaker 1: to listen to yourself because you're the only one who

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Speaker 1: will be able to properly critique you said. People will

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Speaker 1: email in or call in and complain about this that

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Speaker 1: I said. It's fine, forget about all that. But you'll

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Speaker 1: hear things you don't like. And every time I've done that,

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Speaker 1: I have caught a verbal tick of some kind that

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Speaker 1: I dislike. Some I've been able to get rid of some.

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Speaker 1: I'll go back and listen, and I'll say, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm still saying that. And some it's natural.

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Speaker 1: We have a way of speaking, right we just everyone

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Speaker 1: does has a way of speaking. You have a way

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Speaker 1: of putting things into words. But I didn't know I

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Speaker 1: set one thousand percent.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna try

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Speaker 2: to stop saying that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start stop saying it for you, Jessica, Stop

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Speaker 1: saying it for you, all right. I'll make you a deal, Jessica.

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Speaker 1: I'll stop saying one thousand percent if you go get

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Speaker 1: percent take advantage of this sale. Well you can, Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: the vest. You always talk about keeping a weapon. I

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Speaker 1: try to carry my pistol routinely, but I always carry

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Speaker 1: a knife. You carry a knife in addition to your handgun,

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Speaker 1: So what type I do not? I kind of ran

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Speaker 1: out of pockets. I want to carry a knife, but

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Speaker 1: I carry lethal and non lethal, as you know. And

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Speaker 1: I'm out of belt space, and I have wide hips

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Speaker 1: and a really narrow butt. And what that means is

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Speaker 1: shut up, Chris, I'm explaining things. What that means is

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Speaker 1: if I put a lot of weight on my belt,

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Speaker 1: my pants fall down, and I have to be careful.

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Speaker 2: And so I have to sinch my belt.

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Speaker 1: Really But and then when I'm walking around with a

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Speaker 1: handful of food, this happened to me the other day.

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Speaker 1: I had the drinks in my right hand, I had

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Speaker 1: the food in my left hand, and I was walking

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Speaker 1: into the studio and my pants started falling down right

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Speaker 1: when I got to the door. I had to set

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Speaker 1: my drinks down. What, Chris, you think I have to

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Speaker 1: go suspenders. I'll go suspenders. I've always wanted to go suspenders.

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Speaker 1: Why can't I go suspenders? I think suspenders look very dapper.

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Speaker 1: I think I'll look amazing in suspenders. You know what, Chris,

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Speaker 1: You've inspired me. It's time to go suspenders. Boom, And

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Speaker 1: now here's a headline.

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Speaker 4: Why you know?

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Speaker 1: You know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Exclusive

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Speaker 1: State Department officials told House investigators they created the Afghanistan

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Speaker 1: withdrawal plans from scratch. Oh, no way, it looked so

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Speaker 1: well for US Army and Air Force call on retirees

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Speaker 1: to return to active duty amid recruiting shortages. No they're

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Speaker 1: not doing the draft. No they're not forcibly called forcibly

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Speaker 1: calling up people who are out. Now they're sending out

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Speaker 1: memos saying, hey, if you're out and you'd like to

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Speaker 1: come back, we've got some vacancies. What This really shows

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Speaker 1: you is how bad the recruiting shortfall is. It's really, really, really,

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Speaker 1: really really bad. Largest US egg producer finds bird flu

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Speaker 1: in chickens at the Texas plant. You're not gonna scare

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Speaker 1: me with your newest virus. I remember what you did

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Speaker 1: last time, and yes, I know bird flu's deadly. Powerball

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Speaker 1: jackpot at one point two three billion for the next

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Speaker 1: drawing on Saturday, April sixth. Great, now you won't be

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Speaker 1: able to go in a gas station for another week.

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Speaker 1: Wife of judge in Trump hush money trial worked for

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Speaker 1: ag Latsia James this we understand. It's all one big

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Speaker 1: commie family and we're not part of it. Is he

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Speaker 1: black mail? Marjorie Taylor Green questions Speaker Johnson's complete departure

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Speaker 1: over abortion illegals DOJ funding. Look, I don't know who's

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Speaker 1: blackmailed who's not. I don't know if this is rest.

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Speaker 6: Johnson has completely changed his character in a matter of

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Speaker 6: about five months after he has become Speaker of the House,

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Speaker 6: and now with the sixty billion dollars going to a

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Speaker 6: war in Ukraine and the majority of our majority of

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Speaker 6: Republicans do not support funding Ukraine, but no Mike Johnson

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Speaker 6: has made a complete departure of who he is and

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Speaker 6: what he stands for, and to the point where people

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Speaker 6: are literally asking is he blackmailed? What is wrong with him?

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Speaker 1: I don't know who's blackmailed and who's not blackmailed, but

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Speaker 1: I do know that blackmail is how politics have been

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Speaker 1: done for a very long time, and oftentimes when you

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Speaker 1: see your representative acting in ways that are out of character.

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Speaker 1: There's a reason bidenflation dollar tree raises the cost if

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Speaker 1: it's pricey items to seven dollars. Bad news for Chris,

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Speaker 1: good news for you, though. Tomorrow is an Ask Doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, and you can email your questions into Jesse

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Speaker 1: at jessekellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 2: We will have a good time, that's all