1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: are you ready to get the D? Or what? 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 2: Get what? I'm sorry? What? Yeah? 4 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,239 Speaker 1: Is this ausy? 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: Yeah? This? Yeah? 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: Well it's up Ozzy. My name is DONC and I'm 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: the dude that's giving your girlfriend Meghan the D. 8 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: Hey, I'm sorry? What, like, what do you do? 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: Like? I've been given Meghan the D for like three 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 1: weeks now, and like we have a guest past thing 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: going on, and so I talked to her and asked 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: if I could call you to see if I could 13 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,480 Speaker 1: give you guys both the D at the same time. 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 2: What what the hell are you talking about? 15 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: Sorry about that, dude. My name is Paul Donkler, but 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: like everybody around here just calls me donk I work 17 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: at the fitness and like, your girlfriend Megan signed up 18 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: like a few weeks ago, so I've been giving her 19 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: the D ever since. 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 2: Hold what is you been giving her? 21 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: I've been giving her the D three times a week. 22 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: I like, so far she's loving it. 23 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 2: Did hold on a second, Like it sounds like really 24 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 2: that man? Can you just tell me what you're trying 25 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 2: to say? 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: Dude, I'm just trying to like invite you to get 27 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: the D as well. 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 2: Dude, Like, I don't know what you talk I don't 29 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 2: want the D. Okay, that's not something I want. And 30 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 2: what are you saying about my girlfriend in the first place, 31 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 2: Like you're like you're giving her the D. 32 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 1: I should have totally explained, Like, so, anyway, your girlfriend 33 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: signed up at the fitness a few weeks ago, and 34 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 1: like with that, you get a trainer, you know what 35 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: I mean? And so like I've been training your girlfriend. 36 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, so we don't need to go. Are 37 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 2: you man handling her or something? Is that what you're doing? 38 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: But like I'm just real it sounds like you're like 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: a little bit upset, and I'm just trying to figure out. 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 2: I'm a little upset, Like my you're like manhandling my 41 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 2: girlfriend is saying you're giving me the D and you're 42 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: calling me and you want me to you want to 43 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 2: be D too, Like. 44 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: I would be honored, dude if I could give both 45 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: of you the D at the same time. Dude, that's 46 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: why I. 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 2: Don't know what you're talking about. Okay, You're you're crazy, 48 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 2: all right. I need you to stop getting in contact 49 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 2: with my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her right now. This 50 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 2: is weird, and you're like saying, you can bet that 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 2: you would be honored to give us both the D 52 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 2: at the same time. 53 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: That's why I'm on. 54 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 2: No, that's ridiculous. I don't know what you're. 55 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: D Okay, but like, dude, you've never really tried it before, 56 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: like you might have worked out with some other trainers before, 57 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: but like until you've had my fitness program. My name 58 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: is talk and so finish. 59 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 2: Are you still talking to me? 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: You're like stupid, Okay, dude, Like I get it, Like 61 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes people are scared to get in the gym, 62 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,799 Speaker 1: you know, and that's why my my fitness program called 63 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: the D. 64 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 2: No, this is not about the gym. This is about 65 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 2: you talking to give D to my girlfriend and me. 66 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: I mean, like I've been giving your your girlfriend's been 67 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: doing great, right and. 68 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 2: We shut up. Man's talking about the girlfriend now, all right, 69 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 2: all right, it's not a joke, okay, and you need 70 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 2: to stop explaining yourself. All right. It's not talking about 71 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 2: your D or whatever you're talking about. Okay. 72 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: The D is like don'ts customized fitness plan, like you 73 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: know what I mean, it's all my training rituals and 74 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: regimens that I put into one thing, and I. 75 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,679 Speaker 2: Call it the D that's the name of your workout program. Yeah, 76 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 2: this D Yeah, And that's the stupidest thame I've ever heard. 77 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: I think I get it, bro. Like, you're probably like 78 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: a little nervous because, like you know, you're worried that, 79 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: like Megan and your girlfriend is gonna like you know, 80 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: catch feelings or whatever for me. 81 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: No, that's not why I'm pissed, all right. I'm pissed 82 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 2: because you called me and you told me you're giving 83 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 2: my girlfriend the D three giving me and you want 84 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 2: to give me the D whatever a week. Did you 85 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 2: even know what that me is? 86 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: Bro, Wal's my fitness program is called. 87 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 2: The D D Yes Loose Bitness Program. Bro Listen, I'm 88 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 2: calling my girlfriend right now, and let me tell you. 89 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 2: The first thing I'm going to do is make sure 90 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 2: she does not work out with your ever again. Got it? 91 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 2: Don't well? 92 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: Before you, like I let you good you, I do 93 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: have to let you know that I got her privat. 94 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 2: Brow where you are, No, tell me where you are. 95 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 2: I'm coming to your plate. No, I'm come into your 96 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 2: work Ozzie. 97 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: This is this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show 98 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Megan 99 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: set you up. It's a joke. 100 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 2: She says. 101 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: She started working out at the gym with the trainer 102 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to mess with you. 103 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you were going to say D one 104 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 2: more time. 105 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,119 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.