Speaker 1: Novel.
Speaker 2: This show contains adult material and swearing. You have been warned.
Speaker 1: I swear to God.
Speaker 3: If this man has fucked my gay therapist when I'm
Speaker 3: in weak out begging to get my dicks up by him,
Speaker 3: I'm going to screaming me I'm a savage.
Speaker 2: Are you bored of modern dating? Meeting the same people
Speaker 2: from the same apps in the same bar You've only
Speaker 2: chosen because it's close to your house and you can
Speaker 2: make your usual quick getaway. It's time to change the
Speaker 2: narrative on how we find love. It's time to start
Speaker 2: looking for love in all the wrong places. I'm going
Speaker 2: on a wild dating adventure, only picking people who are
Speaker 2: the total opposite of my type. And after twenty eight
Speaker 2: of these dates in two months, will I find that
Speaker 2: special someone? Or Well, this experiment proved that I should
Speaker 2: just give up on dating all together. It's time to
Speaker 2: find out. I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight
Speaker 2: dates later. Dan, Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm good. Last night I had the man thing
Speaker 1: that happened to me cool.
Speaker 3: It was like eleven thirty at night, and I come
Speaker 3: back from the theater because I'm cultured, and the doorbell
Speaker 3: rang and I opened the door and there was this
Speaker 3: guy and he was like drawing a chat for a
Speaker 3: bit and I was like, sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And like he had his foot in the door. I
Speaker 1: couldn't close the door.
Speaker 3: And he was liked and it was actually quite bad,
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, you're real cuteh we chat
Speaker 3: and I was like, baby, I don't know you nah,
Speaker 3: and he was like come on, what's wrong this chat?
Speaker 3: And then he was like look at this and showed
Speaker 3: me a video of his girlfriend's sucking his dick. I
Speaker 3: think he thought that I lived in like a gay brothel,
Speaker 3: like I know my house looks a bit like a
Speaker 3: gay brothel.
Speaker 1: But he was like he was like do you work here?
Speaker 1: And I was like nah, I live here.
Speaker 3: And then like to get him to go away, I
Speaker 3: had to be like, look, my partner's upstairs, which isld
Speaker 3: face line we wish and there he was like now,
Speaker 3: but like take my number, like texting me and asking
Speaker 3: him that text me. But it was like this like
Speaker 3: DL guy like on the down load, like he's stray
Speaker 3: but gay wanting sex so bad.
Speaker 1: And I was just a bit like what.
Speaker 2: That's really terrified?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but he was a big guy as well.
Speaker 3: I was a bit like and then and then I've
Speaker 3: been like playing out in my head.
Speaker 1: I was like, is there every a situation where like
Speaker 1: I would have.
Speaker 3: Been like, yeah, fuck it, that's a porn moment. Actually
Speaker 3: now it was not cute.
Speaker 2: I don't think it sounds like that kind of porn moment. No,
Speaker 2: I know what you mean, because once an edf man
Speaker 2: came to my house. That's an energy person to anyone
Speaker 2: that's not in the UK. But he was installing my
Speaker 2: energy meter and he was so pang and then we
Speaker 2: were like really flirting because he went and stood over
Speaker 2: my kitchen counter, which he had no reason to be near,
Speaker 2: and was like, your kitchen count is like so low.
Speaker 2: And then I went over and he was like why
Speaker 2: is it so low? And I was like it's not low,
Speaker 2: it's like a normal height. Maybe you're just really tall
Speaker 2: and that's why it feels really low.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then I really thought we were going to fark
Speaker 2: and then he lat no, but we do want to
Speaker 2: find that. That would have been a great That was like,
Speaker 2: I really would thought you were gonna have sex.
Speaker 3: Well, my friend he had someone come around to fix
Speaker 3: his washing machine. They did end up having sex, but
Speaker 3: it meant that the guy didn't have time to fix.
Speaker 1: His washing machine.
Speaker 3: So then he his washing machine was broken for like months,
Speaker 3: had to go to the launderer, which they don't show
Speaker 3: you in porn.
Speaker 2: The admin.
Speaker 1: So hot, it'd be so hot.
Speaker 2: So I would love something like that to happen to
Speaker 2: me one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same, but not what happened to me the other day.
Speaker 2: But something No, not like that, but more like the
Speaker 2: DF man.
Speaker 1: How is your day?
Speaker 2: I went on a date with a guy who is
Speaker 2: a self professed nerd, and he calls himself a nerd, right,
Speaker 2: that's what that means. Yeah, I was just explaining because
Speaker 2: some people, you know, aren't miss book like Dan.
Speaker 3: As well read for those who don't understand what self
Speaker 3: professed muse, it's a Latin.
Speaker 1: For calls himself call himself.
Speaker 2: Exactly, So basically he callses off a nerd, which is
Speaker 2: very different to my type I have always gone out of,
Speaker 2: like really laddie boys.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, mainly.
Speaker 2: I will just say that for these of this bit, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll not actual footballers, but men who play fither side
Speaker 2: football and men who like fucking play FIFA on their
Speaker 2: laptop and championship manager.
Speaker 1: I think they always do like their little they're perfect.
Speaker 3: Team which fantasy football, Fantasy league football.
Speaker 1: Yes, so sad.
Speaker 2: So that's always been like my kind of guy. So
Speaker 2: he is a nerd, and I didn't really know what
Speaker 2: to expect, but I found him really easy to talk to,
Speaker 2: maybe because stuck inside me is a nerd.
Speaker 1: Well, you need to stop eating nerds.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be as many nerds inside judge. A nerd
Speaker 3: just means that you have a passion, right.
Speaker 2: I guess like what he's doing by being clear about
Speaker 2: that is he's preparing you that he's not a cool guy.
Speaker 3: But like that's nice because sometimes like being cool is
Speaker 3: caring too much about what other people find.
Speaker 2: I agree, and I actually like even though it was
Speaker 2: really popular at school. But that's the last time I
Speaker 2: mentioned this.
Speaker 1: But you've actually ever mentioned that every single episode.
Speaker 2: I actually hate people who are desperate to people I
Speaker 2: don't actually connect with them. I've been invited to so
Speaker 2: many like fashion parties, and when I'm there, which I
Speaker 2: very rarely go to, range too exactly exactly with like
Speaker 2: my faded period of blood like on my jeans, I know,
Speaker 2: I feel so uncomfortable there and I do feel more
Speaker 2: comfortable with people like this guy. Absolutely, I can't go
Speaker 2: out with someone who is badly dressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also this is not to say that all
Speaker 3: nerds dress badly, because also, what's dressing badly?
Speaker 2: No, there's dressing badly dressing.
Speaker 3: But I don't mind seeing someone in the outfit that's
Speaker 3: such a choice for them.
Speaker 2: If it's a sort of like distinctive look, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: try and change that. But I'm saying fucking non branded trainers,
Speaker 2: ill fitting jeans, a fucking T shirt with the Rolling
Speaker 2: Stones logo on it.
Speaker 3: You're literally just describing what I'm wearing right now, joking, joking.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be seen dead.
Speaker 2: No, but there was a time where you wore that
Speaker 2: exact outfit.
Speaker 3: No, but my mum used to buy me five pound
Speaker 3: trainers from like Tesco, and I wore them until I
Speaker 3: was about twenty three.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, I'm not dating twenty three year old Dan.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yah yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm just saying I would date a nerd, but
Speaker 2: I would have to make sure that they're, you know,
Speaker 2: like wearing good trainers.
Speaker 3: I agree, Like, I think dating a nerd is so
Speaker 3: much better than dating someone who thinks they're cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think you're me than being like but
Speaker 2: they would have to be cool.
Speaker 3: Says you, who's actually talked about being cool at school
Speaker 3: every single episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and am saying I could day a nerve. I'd
Speaker 1: have to make them look cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said.
Speaker 4: You're a massive nerd, so traditionally, Like, well, that's so traditional.
Speaker 4: Video games, board games and stuff like that, TV and stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, it just sounds it kind of just sounds
Speaker 4: very generic. It sort of is you know, that's sort
Speaker 4: of generic stuff. Oh now I'm kind of like self conscious.
Speaker 2: Self conscious. I mean all I do is watching me.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the thing. When COVID came, I quite liked it.
Speaker 4: It don't sound quite bad where because I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: I you have to say inside. But it's like I
Speaker 4: was quite happy, just like I had my computer, had TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything was great. I mean so sweet, so sweet
Speaker 1: and so pure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I loved COVID, like because I don't think anybody loved
Speaker 2: that part of people dying. But I get that that
Speaker 2: I watched all of our Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: He sounds a bit like an old RSC actor. Like
Speaker 1: he's got quite like a good voice. It's quite nice.
Speaker 3: It was from I do want to try out dungeons
Speaker 3: and Dragons.
Speaker 2: No, dungeons and Dragons is a huge fucking thing. Did
Speaker 2: he mention that?
Speaker 1: No, but I want to like a friend of mine
Speaker 1: the other day was like, oh.
Speaker 2: I played a movie coming out movie.
Speaker 3: No, but like I kind of all like laughing. I
Speaker 3: want to dress up and go to the words.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done an escape room?
Speaker 3: I remember doing an skate room with my family for
Speaker 3: like someone's birthday, and I just pretended that I was
Speaker 3: in one of the sore films. So the whole time,
Speaker 3: like I wouldn't help with any clues. I was just
Speaker 3: like screaming at the person on like the microphone who's
Speaker 3: like watching us, be like.
Speaker 1: Let us out, please stop it.
Speaker 3: And then like I would pretend that I was being
Speaker 3: tortured by something, but then actually my family would be
Speaker 3: stuck in something and I'd be like, it's this like.
Speaker 1: I was watching.
Speaker 2: I've never done a skat ingom with my family, but
Speaker 2: we just call it home.
Speaker 4: I barely have time for me and the cat. I
Speaker 4: don't have time for which is why like I don't
Speaker 4: like I do dates, but I just don't do too
Speaker 4: many because I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like, I don't have time for people.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound terrible, but I've told people that if
Speaker 4: I didn't have my cat Sasha, I would be a
Speaker 4: way worse place.
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably true.
Speaker 2: Exactly Are you are you an introvert?
Speaker 4: Would you say no, I'm a bit introverted for me.
Speaker 4: I'm just like because with the app field, I've got
Speaker 4: into it mainly for like the poly aspect. Okay, sweet,
Speaker 4: if I meet someone they've got someone that it's like, okay.
Speaker 2: Is that a dream scenario for you?
Speaker 1: Just because like.
Speaker 4: They still have people that they can be intimate and
Speaker 4: have a relationship with them, will have to take one
Speaker 4: hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Of my time. Okay, I'm literally crying. That relationship he
Speaker 1: has with his cat is honestly, he brought.
Speaker 2: His cat on the day no no, no, I had
Speaker 2: Eddie though, but of course for Christmas, so he did
Speaker 2: Christmas him and his cat, and he loved it, and
Speaker 2: he made him a Christmas dinner and made the cat
Speaker 2: a Christmas dinner. Valentine's Day, he got his cat Valentine's card.
Speaker 3: I mean it got too much for a second, it's
Speaker 3: turning against like Stephen King misery like slightly, But.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know about that. I think it's really sweet,
Speaker 2: and I think it's really sweet.
Speaker 1: A cat can't read.
Speaker 2: Car I buy Eddie presents all the time, Like whenever
Speaker 2: I go away, I bring her back a present.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting it, getting like a little dog toy. That's fine.
Speaker 1: A cat can't read.
Speaker 2: But sweet exactly, you don't know. I think it's sweet
Speaker 2: that he's talking about this on a day. This is
Speaker 2: what I liked about him. There was no kind of
Speaker 2: shame in some of the things that I think, Like
Speaker 2: I'm sometimes embarrassed with how much I love my dog
Speaker 2: and don't want to admit that I would kind of
Speaker 2: be happy just me and her forever.
Speaker 3: Now, well, this is the thing with the quote unquote
Speaker 3: like nerdy person, Like they don't care so much about
Speaker 3: what you think about them because they enjoy the things
Speaker 3: and the life they have.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. But then also what was interesting is then
Speaker 2: he was talking about like dating people, and it wasn't
Speaker 2: like he doesn't date. He basically just prefers dating people
Speaker 2: who are already in a poly relationship so that he
Speaker 2: can just see them maybe once every few weeks because
Speaker 2: he hasn't got time because he's got him and his cat.
Speaker 3: But I love that it's like his main emotional connection
Speaker 3: with his cat. But like if he wants has sex
Speaker 3: with someone and he wants on.
Speaker 2: The side, Yeah, exactly, I love that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it ain't a bad life. But also, like
Speaker 3: it is weird the attachment.
Speaker 1: You get with a pet.
Speaker 2: It's really weird.
Speaker 3: I live with two cats and they're not even my own,
Speaker 3: but my god, I'm so attached to the way.
Speaker 2: And it's weird how much that attachment can fill avoid
Speaker 2: that you would otherwise want to get from a human.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was thinking about the other day. It's
Speaker 3: the learning of someone. It's like, because they can't communicate,
Speaker 3: you have to learn what they like, so like how
Speaker 3: they like to be stroked, or like what sort of
Speaker 3: things they enjoy doing. Like you learn that on like
Speaker 3: a real like micro level, and that connection and time
Speaker 3: spent learning what Sue enjoys is a nice thing. I
Speaker 3: enjoy like knowing that, like my cat prefers being striked
Speaker 3: on the head.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's keep it clean, please, getting of it.
Speaker 1: I will not steal. This will not happen again. I
Speaker 1: always say, like, listen, you've got to get back.
Speaker 2: In the horse the ads to get bagging. You can.
Speaker 1: I just say right now that I do not fuck animals.
Speaker 2: But he said that thing about being interested in poly people.
Speaker 2: I was that kind of interesting because I was like,
Speaker 2: I've identified you as someone who doesn't really have that
Speaker 2: go on dates. So then I asked him about what
Speaker 2: his dating life is actually like, you know, then I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, maybe a player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sometimes also like the freakiest people are the
Speaker 3: ones that make a card for their count Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: So how was the daily he went on with the therapist.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 4: The whole date was making sure we were back to
Speaker 4: my tough sex. That's basically all everything was leading up to.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 2: And was that sort of mutually agreed thing, yeah, that
Speaker 2: agreed before you mat Yeah, yeaheah quite a bit.
Speaker 4: I think it's one of the first things we said.
Speaker 4: We're like, yeah, let's look up Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Guess sounds very nothing about.
Speaker 4: Not particularly I put in a lot of effort really,
Speaker 4: But the great thing was that he did mention like
Speaker 4: a particularly like a queer therapist website. I'm like, okay, sweet,
Speaker 4: So I was looking through that the other day to
Speaker 4: try and find her everything.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, if this man has fucked my
Speaker 3: gay therapist, I'm gonna scream. If that's a therapist that
Speaker 3: he's talking about having sex with when I'm weak in
Speaker 3: week out begging to get my dick sucked by him
Speaker 3: and he's just fucking him, I'm going to be so.
Speaker 2: Upset, especially on a podcast where all you've done is
Speaker 2: speak about how much you want to fuck your therapist.
Speaker 1: All you've done is say how cool you were at school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not siding on a pedestal headan and soundings
Speaker 2: over eagle to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I'm just like you.
Speaker 2: I'm just like you.
Speaker 3: Wait, I can't keep saying I want to fuck my therapist.
Speaker 3: I actually don't. It's just it's that same. It's like
Speaker 3: that porn situation, Like is I don't.
Speaker 2: That's fine, we hear you loud and clear, dance my
Speaker 2: therapist shaking Dan, Dan, the microphone's shaking a bit more.
Speaker 3: The problem is you sound just like my therapist right now.
Speaker 3: That's what he says to me in my sessions.
Speaker 2: Basically for the past half of the day. I felt
Speaker 2: really like calm and likely how I feel around straight
Speaker 2: men with this man. And once he said that he'd
Speaker 2: been on the date of the man, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's why I feel so calm about you, because you
Speaker 2: are either like bisexual, queer, I don't know. Then I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that's why we're getting along really well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he sounds a little bit like a
Speaker 1: little funck boy.
Speaker 4: To be honest, a lot of my life I thought
Speaker 4: it was homosexual cells on grinder a lot more. I
Speaker 4: dated Marraman for like six months. Really, yeah, they were
Speaker 4: sort of they was together, but only like a living together.
Speaker 4: They fine, They emotionally separated a while ago.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was great.
Speaker 4: That was the That was a fun time. You just
Speaker 4: bought me everything. Really, I think I was four. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they'll buy my drinks all the time, taking out to
Speaker 4: meals by me, all the drops. Everything was real fun. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then because I was a young person and a
Speaker 4: bit of an asshole, they didn't want to be with
Speaker 4: me that, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fun for a time, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I love the journey of South do. I mean, this
Speaker 3: person's figuring themselves out, like if you were in popular school,
Speaker 3: you care so.
Speaker 2: Much about you, and then you wouldn't do some of
Speaker 2: the things that something you might have wanted to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like at school, if I could have dated a
Speaker 3: married man who is buying me stuff, that's all I wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially in your twenties for them to just pay
Speaker 2: for everything. It's the dream.
Speaker 3: I'm just scared that now I'm too old to like
Speaker 3: get a sugar daddy. How can you get a sugar
Speaker 3: daddy if you are a daddy.
Speaker 2: But you're not a daddy grow up. You're not even thirty.
Speaker 1: You're not a daddy grow up, So you want me
Speaker 1: to be a daddy.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, and I mean this energetically.
Speaker 1: It's energetic, No, because you are very much.
Speaker 2: Still in the baby era, like we are not even
Speaker 2: in our thirties.
Speaker 3: No, I know, but I just feel like sometimes it's
Speaker 3: like not necessarily about age. It can be about like
Speaker 3: size and energy. Like I'm a big old person.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really self fulfilling prophecy that isn't true,
Speaker 2: but that you're speaking into existence for yourself. I don't
Speaker 2: believe that to be true.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the nicest conversation we've ever heard that,
Speaker 3: but you're saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm shouting, but I'm saying that because you're duel, that
Speaker 2: you can never have a sugar daddy.
Speaker 3: Like that's I think sometimes it's like the thing of
Speaker 3: I think sometimes it's like older bear, small little twink.
Speaker 2: No, but I think that's something that you have decided,
Speaker 2: and I don't believe that is true.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, we're getting having a breakthrough today.
Speaker 2: Okay, can everybody leave the rough much? Because I think
Speaker 2: I'm about to really.
Speaker 1: Close the door? Thanks? And should I take off my
Speaker 1: top for me?
Speaker 4: I don't want to seem like the creepy male, and
Speaker 4: like obviously I'm a nerd as well, so it's like,
Speaker 4: oh god, do I look like one of these are
Speaker 4: what they called a good guys?
Speaker 1: Nice guys. I don't want to seem like that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be creepy.
Speaker 2: I don't think you have that by I really wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I think you've got like a good energy. Also,
Speaker 2: if you're not straight, that you know means that I'm
Speaker 2: going to costume.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think if I make people and realize
Speaker 4: I'm actually quite straight passing, sometimes I'm like, yeah, so
Speaker 4: that's why I have to say things to certain people.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's mad how much instantly like more like comfortable
Speaker 2: and safe I feel with someone when I find out
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, this is it's my shirt work. I ship
Speaker 4: on straight men all the time and I'm like, no, they're
Speaker 4: technically a protective class, so I can't really say anything
Speaker 4: negative about them.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, I mean I wouldn't worry about that.
Speaker 2: They're fine, They're doing okay, but themselves.
Speaker 1: So it's a very good point.
Speaker 3: The amount of times I'm on like a pat tube
Speaker 3: and I'm like up against a woman and I have to.
Speaker 1: Make it clear to her that day. Yeah, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh I love that jacket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm walking home at night and it's dark
Speaker 3: and it's late and there's a woman on the street
Speaker 3: as well as she's in front of me, and then
Speaker 3: it's just me like singing cabareting.
Speaker 2: It's crazy how much they do you feel there? Of course,
Speaker 2: And I think, you know, I mean, I spend a
Speaker 2: lot of my time with gay men because I obviously
Speaker 2: prefer the.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: It is interesting how I just enjoyed this day because
Speaker 2: I felt like his energy put me at ease a
Speaker 2: lot because I was like, well, I know that he's
Speaker 2: not just wanting to like fuck me, and you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like I sometimes I go for this thing where like
Speaker 3: I'll put an outfit on and I'll be out and
Speaker 3: I'll be like, do I look straight? And every single
Speaker 3: time people are like, you're the gayest person I've ever met?
Speaker 1: What are you on about? No?
Speaker 3: But you know sometimes what happens in gay bars. There
Speaker 3: are straight men in gay bars kind of pretending to
Speaker 3: be gay. But I've been out with like friends before,
Speaker 3: my straight female friends in like a gay bar, and
Speaker 3: I'll be chatting to someone feeling all comfortable with them,
Speaker 3: and then they're like try and come on to them,
Speaker 3: and I'll be like, wait, I thought you were gay, And.
Speaker 1: That's happened to me before.
Speaker 2: That again, like is a fucking crazy thing. But it's
Speaker 2: then manipulating that thing that I've just described, which is
Speaker 2: like pretend that you're gay to laura women into this
Speaker 2: safety and then try and get with them. And it's
Speaker 2: happened to me before, and I've been like, what the fart?
Speaker 3: It's so mad to think that like that foundation would
Speaker 3: allow a woman to trust you and have sex with
Speaker 3: because in like you're thinking that you're going to be
Speaker 3: in a club attended to be gay, the woman's going
Speaker 3: to be like, oh my god, that's so funny, let's
Speaker 3: bang anywhere. Nah, because you've been lying the entire time.
Speaker 2: Exactly and you're creepy walking red flag.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, to be fair, I'm only gay for
Speaker 3: work because it pays more. Okay, obviously I'm not sure,
Speaker 3: but I have recently been like thinking more about the
Speaker 3: box that you put yourself into when you come out,
Speaker 3: Like when you're in the closet, you reges, and then
Speaker 3: you come out you've become gay, and then at the
Speaker 3: sometain point you're there like, well maybe I like football
Speaker 3: or maybe like.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to you know, yeah, no, but maybe
Speaker 1: like it's not so this or that there is fluidity
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: That's what he was saying that a lot of his
Speaker 2: life he thought he was completely gay and then has
Speaker 2: explored other things more recently. And I think you know, this.
Speaker 1: Was like being on a podcast to date with a woman.
Speaker 3: So when you met him, did you think that he
Speaker 3: was going to be as like sexual explorative as he was?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I mean it really did surprise me, and I guess
Speaker 2: that's kind of what he's saying, of like putting people
Speaker 2: in boxes, like I really wouldn't have Like when he
Speaker 2: started talking about his like sex life, love life, I
Speaker 2: was very I identified him all wrong.
Speaker 3: Would you date someone else who is a self profess nerd?
Speaker 3: Everyone forgot what that definition is that means call themself
Speaker 3: a nud?
Speaker 2: Yes, I actually forgot what self professment? So thank you
Speaker 2: so much for doing that. I think so. I think obviously,
Speaker 2: as I've said, someone who calls himself a nerd, it
Speaker 2: just means that maybe there are things that they're like
Speaker 2: obsessed with which I can relate to. And I don't
Speaker 2: like people who try way too hard to be called
Speaker 2: that is really I'll just finish my point, actually done,
Speaker 2: but thank you. I don't know, but thank you so
Speaker 2: much for being so excited by what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Maybe I jump into peoples coming.
Speaker 2: I'm still finishing my well why.
Speaker 1: Is such a dramatic pause.
Speaker 2: Play? But I think I would rather on the spectrum
Speaker 2: of self professed nerd to like boy who wears Solomon
Speaker 2: trainers and like loves to post about them and like
Speaker 2: is desperate to show of the fact that he's got
Speaker 2: like a fucking bike that you can like take the
Speaker 2: wheels off of, like that kind of thing. I'd much
Speaker 2: rather go out of someone who calls himself a nerd,
Speaker 2: but I would need to in the course of the
Speaker 2: relationship make them fashionable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if anyone out there does like laughing, like,
Speaker 3: let me know, because I want to dress like an
Speaker 3: olf and go into the woods. And that's not a
Speaker 3: sexual thing unless you want it to be.
Speaker 2: Next time. On twenty eight Dates Later, I Love how
Speaker 2: with dog got sick and he's like, should I kean up? Like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: you're in a fucking pop rose.
Speaker 1: The dog was so sick, like it was a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm sick because.
Speaker 2: You know what dogs are like, if they're sick, they
Speaker 2: want to hear, and then the dog ate the sick.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Oh my girls around for me.
Speaker 1: I'm a savage. They can hurt it are.
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