Speaker 1: Second day. Falling in love in this world is hard enough, okay,
Speaker 1: but what would it be like to fall in love
Speaker 1: in another realm?
Speaker 2: Whoa cool?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine what that must look like?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just thou art look it like my fair maiden?
Speaker 3: A good guy?
Speaker 5: Men were so manly back then, wereth they? Do you
Speaker 5: have tights on right now?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And honestly, I'm not a very big fantasy
Speaker 1: role playing guy obviously, unless it comes to costumes in
Speaker 1: large lightsabers. That's a different story. But yeah, one of
Speaker 1: our listeners is really into it, and it actually helped
Speaker 1: her meet a guy recently. Now she's asking us for
Speaker 1: help today. Her name is Leah, Leah, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody, would you call yourself a fair maiden?
Speaker 6: Only when I'm trying to be all right?
Speaker 1: So tell us about the guy you met? What's his name?
Speaker 6: His name is Jonathan?
Speaker 1: Okay, and where did you meet Jonathan?
Speaker 6: One of the guys in my D and D group
Speaker 6: was doing a one shot, which is basically just like
Speaker 6: a one night only game.
Speaker 1: All right, we have to slow down. So you said
Speaker 1: D and D, which is Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's Dungeons and Dragon okay.
Speaker 4: And I forget that's not like magic where you play
Speaker 4: with cards. Dungeons and Dragons is a game.
Speaker 5: It's a board. Okay.
Speaker 6: So it's basically like you're playing pretend and there's rules
Speaker 6: and you roll dice.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I knew that. Yeah, over the stranger thing
Speaker 1: like Stranger Things.
Speaker 5: Wait one shot? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Is it? Tequila?
Speaker 5: That's what I thought. I'm like, maybe I'm into Dungeons
Speaker 5: and Dragons.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe six shot.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Drunkards and dragons.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Now you got our language.
Speaker 6: Okay. So basically, usually when you play D and D,
Speaker 6: it's like Stranger Things, you play over the course of
Speaker 6: like a long time, okay, But in this game, it's
Speaker 6: like just one time.
Speaker 4: Okay. So it's a quick game. It's a quickie, yes, okay,
Speaker 4: all right, And how did you meet this dude? How
Speaker 4: did you do the quickie with the guy?
Speaker 6: He is a friend of one of the other players.
Speaker 6: So everybody brought like new people to see who enjoyed it.
Speaker 6: And so Jonathan was playing a character.
Speaker 1: Also, okay, what character were you?
Speaker 6: I am a halfling bard.
Speaker 1: A halfling bar say that.
Speaker 6: What you mean, go on, I'm very excited about my
Speaker 6: halfling Bard. She's very cute. She's little, that's why they
Speaker 6: called him halflings. And she plays a cello but it's
Speaker 6: like bigger than her, so she plays it like a
Speaker 6: double bass.
Speaker 3: It's very silly.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're a halfling Bard. And who's this mystery
Speaker 1: man that wound you or not? What's his character?
Speaker 6: Right? So he is a human fighter. So he's just
Speaker 6: like real good at like punching and kicking and shooting
Speaker 6: arrows boring.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, so he's a fret guy.
Speaker 4: He's gonna do D and D but he's still gonna
Speaker 4: be cool. Yeah, that sounds like.
Speaker 1: And so does the guy have a character name?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm Deanna and he was Limb.
Speaker 5: Limb Limb Is that because he's got a big No,
Speaker 5: you're just rooting this game for her D and D.
Speaker 1: So how do you guys end up like interacting? How
Speaker 1: does the bard and the human fighter end up interacting
Speaker 1: in the game.
Speaker 6: Well, basically, like we're all on the same team. We're
Speaker 6: all trying to do like this magical mission, like we
Speaker 6: were rescuing a dragon from a princess.
Speaker 4: Oh, princess took the dragon hostage?
Speaker 5: What is happening?
Speaker 6: And so you know, we're we're doing magic, we're punching,
Speaker 6: we're kicking, and I'm like, I'm a very different person
Speaker 6: when I'm playing D and D. I tend to be
Speaker 6: like kind of shy and like don't overstep my own
Speaker 6: comfort zone. But like that's the nice thing about D
Speaker 6: and D's like you get the kind or of try
Speaker 6: on whatever. So like, you know, my character Donna is
Speaker 6: like golden brash, and she's all like heye, stranger, Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is like role playing at this point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So he starts blurting right back, and so we
Speaker 6: take like a little break to grab our drinks and
Speaker 6: our refills and whatever, and so we start talking and
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh wait, in real life, you're also a
Speaker 6: really cool person.
Speaker 4: Love.
Speaker 1: So okay, so you guys broke away from the game
Speaker 1: for a second to just talk normally Leah and Jonathan
Speaker 1: not yeah, the bard and the whatever limb right, okay,
Speaker 1: And so where you're feeling a connection that way?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was, and I think I got some signals
Speaker 6: that he was too. I mean, after the game we
Speaker 6: actually went and we got a beer.
Speaker 5: Oh so that's a date date.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So was there any romance when you guys got
Speaker 1: the drinks?
Speaker 6: I mean I felt something, but I didn't act on it.
Speaker 6: Like I really felt like there might have been a
Speaker 6: moment where like maybe a kiss could happen, but I
Speaker 6: didn't really see anything from him, you know, and I
Speaker 6: didn't want to like overstep all.
Speaker 4: You needed to bring out your your inner half wing barred.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you should have transformed into the bar and
Speaker 1: kissed them right on the mouth. Yeah, like a naughty
Speaker 1: little bar does.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Ye, maybe Leah couldn't, but the haffling bar could, I thought.
Speaker 5: The board damn. So have you reached out to him?
Speaker 6: I texted him to see if he wanted to hang
Speaker 6: out again, you know. I phrased it so vaguely, of course,
Speaker 6: but he hasn't really gotten back to me.
Speaker 2: You were just too vague. Then maybe that's the thing
Speaker 2: he didn't understand.
Speaker 1: You didn't want to lar you know, It's possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mean the stereotype, But my guess is
Speaker 4: with the D and D dudes like you need to
Speaker 4: be pretty upfront with what I mean. I just don't
Speaker 4: think they probably pick up on small flirting a.
Speaker 3: Hit on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just that's big stereotype, thinking of
Speaker 4: like elementary school kids playing DD.
Speaker 1: This is just a guy that showed up for a
Speaker 1: one off.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to be mean. I'm asking if that's
Speaker 5: you think that's the case.
Speaker 6: Yeah. No, I definitely don't think that he's like the
Speaker 6: stereotypes or anything. I think he just seemed like a
Speaker 6: cool guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's find out for sure. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, we'll call Jonathan for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll attempt to cast a charm spell on him
Speaker 1: when we do your second date update.
Speaker 5: We said it. I think we said it.
Speaker 1: No, I think it really landed. It was perfect, she says. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it right after this hold on update.
Speaker 4: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 4: right after you here Part two, just a warning.
Speaker 1: For our haffling barred on the phone. This second date
Speaker 1: update could be a rough one, so you may need
Speaker 1: to double knot your chastity belt or do it not.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're lease it. I don't know. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen here. What I do know is that
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Leah, met a guy named Jonathan
Speaker 1: while playing Dungeons and Dragons at a friend's house. Jonathan
Speaker 1: was a newcomer to the group, and they had a
Speaker 1: little flirtation in the game, which led to the two
Speaker 1: of them grabbing drinks outside of the game. Yes, them
Speaker 1: and she felt a genuine connection. But after that, Jonathan
Speaker 1: has disappeared like a mischievous half elf wizard, casting an
Speaker 1: invisibility spell outside Balder's Gate.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, do you play Dungeon and Wind Dragons? Why
Speaker 5: do you know all this stuff?
Speaker 1: I just google a bunch of dungeons and drugs?
Speaker 5: Oh you did?
Speaker 1: Okay, But our job is to get Jonathan back on
Speaker 1: the phone to explain himself. Yes, and possibly make a
Speaker 1: baby with Leah.
Speaker 5: Why are we doing that? Why are we going from
Speaker 5: chastity belts to babies?
Speaker 1: I just said possibly that would be a very successful
Speaker 1: second date. Update.
Speaker 6: If you ask me scaring me, you better not scare
Speaker 6: him all.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, We're just gonna call Jonathan and see if
Speaker 1: he wants to go out on another date. How's that
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 5: Let's do it, Okay, try not to embarrass you too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to dial Jonathan's number right now.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm looking for Jonathan. Yeah, hey Jonathan. My name
Speaker 1: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. How you doing good?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Okay, what's it about.
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment on our show called a second
Speaker 1: date Update. Basically, that's where if one of our listeners
Speaker 1: goes out on a date and afterwards, if they're not
Speaker 1: calling them back, they'll email us to reach out and
Speaker 1: try and help them figure out the reason.
Speaker 5: Why have you heard of this before?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't, but I mean that sounds cool. It sounds
Speaker 3: like very marketable, great idea.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, I like you?
Speaker 1: Why but I'm very impressed about you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or do we just like him because he's complimenting us?
Speaker 5: Whatever, We'll take it.
Speaker 1: We don't get very many of those on this show.
Speaker 1: So back to the second date update. Recently, you met
Speaker 1: a center of our show who had a great time
Speaker 1: with you and has been trying to get in touch,
Speaker 1: but it's been having a little bit of difficulty with it.
Speaker 1: Her name is Leah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that name sounds familiar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember her? You played Dungeons and Dragons
Speaker 4: with her?
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, I do, yes.
Speaker 1: She was a halfling bard and I guess you were
Speaker 1: a human fighter, a very sexy one.
Speaker 4: According to her, that sounds fitty now complimented him.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: So the reason that we're doing this whole phone call
Speaker 1: is because Leah wants to understand why, after you guys
Speaker 1: had a really nice time together, she's been having such
Speaker 1: a hard time getting a hold of you because she
Speaker 1: wants to see you again.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, she's an interesting person. I like Leah. I
Speaker 3: think that she was nice. She's a little intense, but
Speaker 3: then again, so is camping camp.
Speaker 5: It's intense, you guys like campaign.
Speaker 4: Okay jokes.
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 5: Another d D thing you did.
Speaker 1: But what makes you say that Leah is intense? I
Speaker 1: didn't get that impression from her, Like she's into the
Speaker 1: game obviously, But why do you say intense.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not sure if she was nervous or something
Speaker 3: like that, but right when we got there, I mean,
Speaker 3: I think she was still coming off the hive the game,
Speaker 3: but she started trash talking me a little bit in
Speaker 3: a way, like, hey, man, had you not been on
Speaker 3: my team, I would have owned you. I'd have like
Speaker 3: slept on your corpse. And I was like, oh, elept.
Speaker 2: On your course?
Speaker 5: Wait did that make you laugh?
Speaker 3: Though, well nervously so. Apparently she was part of this
Speaker 3: necro napper group thing they hold on like some sort
Speaker 3: of like slay and sleep Apparently.
Speaker 1: Is this in D and D or is this necro
Speaker 1: group outside of D and.
Speaker 3: They would like kind of do it like a slay
Speaker 3: and sleep, Like they would just destroy people in the
Speaker 3: game and then they would like sleep on the corpses
Speaker 3: and this weird stuff.
Speaker 1: I still can't tell if this is like real life
Speaker 1: slaying people in sleeping on them, or is.
Speaker 5: This like D and world it's in the game.
Speaker 1: It's very import to clarify though, because I'm having a
Speaker 1: hard time.
Speaker 3: Whatever it was, it was just a turn off. I mean,
Speaker 3: I like her as a person and I enjoyed spending
Speaker 3: time with her, but whatever it was, it just seems
Speaker 3: to me that she would probably be better off for
Speaker 3: somebody who's in a D and D as much as
Speaker 3: she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean I feel like because we spoke
Speaker 1: to her for a little bit, Jonathan, and she sounds
Speaker 1: like a very nice person to us, and I think
Speaker 1: she may have just been caught up in the game.
Speaker 1: You guys have just come from playing.
Speaker 4: And she did describe that her game character, whatever you
Speaker 4: call it, in D and D is very different than
Speaker 4: who she is in real life.
Speaker 5: She did say that.
Speaker 3: Well, I just felt like D and D was her life.
Speaker 3: And now I'm not sure if I'm looking for somebody
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, maybe she would say differently, maybe she would.
Speaker 1: Let's find out, because I need to tell you Jonathan
Speaker 1: Leah's on the other line listening, and she wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you.
Speaker 4: Oh careful, she's gonna take a nap on you.
Speaker 1: Lee. Are you there.
Speaker 6: Oh I am so embarrassed.
Speaker 5: Oh sweet, it's okay.
Speaker 1: So Jonathan Lea is there. She's been listening to this
Speaker 1: entire conversation.
Speaker 5: I think she's bright red.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm really glad this is radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We don't want to see the corpse that you're sleeping.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, Oh hey, listen, Leah. I'm just telling
Speaker 3: the truth. I'm not meaning any harm or any foul,
Speaker 3: but I mean, hey, if you want to explain your
Speaker 3: side and just kind of get an understanding for me,
Speaker 3: like I would love to hear that.
Speaker 5: Show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I guess I got a little
Speaker 6: too into it. I didn't mean to scare you off
Speaker 6: like that. I hope that you're not like it turned
Speaker 6: off from D and D.
Speaker 5: Also, maybe explain the necro nappers thing.
Speaker 6: I mean, okay, it's just this really silly thing that
Speaker 6: like one of the other guys and me in the
Speaker 6: group thought of in a previous game, where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: we slay our enemies and then we're gonna like take
Speaker 6: a relaxing nap. I promise it's funny in a game,
Speaker 6: but like, yeah, outside of.
Speaker 2: Helped just a little bit, And I think I can
Speaker 2: compare this and make this sound a little less weird.
Speaker 2: In Fortnite, after you kill someone, if you want to
Speaker 2: be toxic, you can dance.
Speaker 1: Over their body.
Speaker 5: That's terrible.
Speaker 2: So I think it's it's like you get your kill
Speaker 2: and you're like, ha, I got you, and then you
Speaker 2: do an emot that is what it's called. So I
Speaker 2: feel like you're doing the same thing.
Speaker 5: It's just a lot more dark good news. It's a
Speaker 5: relaxing Now, Jonathan.
Speaker 1: Does does any of this make you feel a little
Speaker 1: bit better about Leah partially.
Speaker 5: Okay, getting somewhere that's better right way?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, i'd be. It was just skinning things and
Speaker 3: wearing them was kind of weird, But I guess it's
Speaker 3: because I didn't understand it. And if you explained it
Speaker 3: to me that you're, like, not this person that goes
Speaker 3: and does this on a regular basis in real life,
Speaker 3: then I would.
Speaker 1: Probably Okay, Leah, can you assure him of that? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh, no, I work in a post office.
Speaker 5: I don't like Damn, that doesn't help you.
Speaker 1: There's been some incidents attic over the years, so I
Speaker 1: don't think they dance at all. I mean, Jonathan, don't
Speaker 1: you feel like outside of the D and D world
Speaker 1: and all the D and D lingo, did you have
Speaker 1: a fun time with Leah?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Okay, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe next time when you guys meet up,
Speaker 1: there can be no D and D involved whatsoever, so
Speaker 1: you just get to know the two of you as
Speaker 1: regular human people. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what, Leah, do you really like?
Speaker 3: Dungeons and dragged is like a lot?
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, it doesn't mean that I have to
Speaker 6: have it be my whole life.
Speaker 3: Well, I like normal Leah when we just kind of
Speaker 3: sat down and had a good time. So how about
Speaker 3: I give you a shot where I actually can just
Speaker 3: sit down with dungeons and dragon Leah and just listen
Speaker 3: and understand how you got started in that.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not sure, are you asking her out?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: How about I give you a shot?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: That was a little I know what he's saying is
Speaker 2: he already knows he likes normal Leah. He wants to
Speaker 2: give Gunge the dragons.
Speaker 1: Leah another Jonathan, Jonathan, if I were Leah right now,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sleep on your corpse.
Speaker 5: Yes, so it was weirdly worded. It was yeah, let's
Speaker 5: try it for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jonathan, here's the deal. We would love to
Speaker 1: send you and Leah normal Leah out on a normal
Speaker 1: date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 3: Really. Yeah that sounds good?
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, you agree?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the in the game, I accept.
Speaker 1: That, Maiden.
Speaker 6: Ah. Hey, maybe don't start the game ring.
Speaker 1: There's definitely gonna be some corpses slept on after this.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, congratulations, Leah, we got you another date.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm excited.
Speaker 4: I can't Guys, we've never done it for a necro
Speaker 4: napper before.
Speaker 1: I think in the D and D world we.
Speaker 2: Just ranked up.
Speaker 1: Chastity belts coming off tonight.
Speaker 4: We congratulations you too, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: That was a second ate update from a few months ago.
Speaker 1: One of those the stranger ones that we've had, for sure, but.
Speaker 5: I mean the first necro napper we've ever had.
Speaker 1: Definitely probably the last. But it ended on a good note.
Speaker 1: And now Jonathan and Lea are back to tell us
Speaker 1: what's been going on since that happened. Jonathan, Lea, welcome
Speaker 1: back to the Showy.
Speaker 5: Okay, you sound happy. That's always a good sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you guys still dating us? Still together?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What's the status?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, No, no, we're not together.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, that's weird.
Speaker 4: Usually when people want to do a follow up with us,
Speaker 4: it's because they're in like a cute relationship.
Speaker 6: I mean between you know, Dungeons and Dragons and just life.
Speaker 6: We kind of realized it's better if we're friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you guys did go on a few dates.
Speaker 6: Yeah, to be fair, we went on a couple They
Speaker 6: were a lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 3: It was nice because I mean I kept going to
Speaker 3: the parties with her and it was fun. But she
Speaker 3: actually introduced me to her roommate.
Speaker 1: Oh, she pawns you off onto somebody else the way?
Speaker 5: Are you dating her roommate?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. How long has that been going on?
Speaker 3: Just a couple of months and we're moving in together.
Speaker 1: Wow, Leah, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 6: I mean, if it was anybody else taking her away,
Speaker 6: I would definitely be bad. But Jonathan is so sweet.
Speaker 6: I think it's really good for her.
Speaker 2: Oh, you definitely make a lot of money because most
Speaker 2: of you will be really passed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my friend, she found another roommate. Maybe, like that's true.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I just have to say that, Leah. You
Speaker 3: are a sweetheart and I appreciate you very much, and
Speaker 3: I'm very thankful that you introduced me to Valerie. So
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 4: It worked out so like the first time ever, that
Speaker 4: friend zoning was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well thanks for sharing you guys, and of course, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: good luck Leah's roommate. Don't screw it up.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, right, because they're moving in pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Text into seven, eight, five nine too. If you
Speaker 1: want a second eight update, email the show and we'll
Speaker 1: call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,