1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alcomy This. I'm your host, 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Gavin Pollock. What's that in the evening? 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: Would be best if I had to guess, but I 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 1: haven't done some proper peeping tom. And then I don't know. 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 1: Maybe gosh, he's gotta be half a century. Yeah, I've 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: been a minute, but I digress. Let's meet a room 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 1: a shower in a particular orders. Say hello to Chris 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: Anthony Alvarado, not so crazy horse. Your thoughts on horseback riding? Funny? 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: I haven't been horseback riding in ten years, and I 10 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: went last last month. What me? My dad and my sister. 11 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: We went near Griffith Park. Um, I had the horse 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: that his name is Big John. He's the first horse 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: you see in the in the television show West World. 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: Um is that on his resume? Yeah? I wonder? And 15 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: then my sister said something like jokingly like does that 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: mean he'll help my brother get roles? And then we 17 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: laughed and laughed and running hurts hurt, hurt my crotch. Yeah, 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: I didn't feel that one with the animal. I felt 19 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: like she's in charge. Of course he is, but I 20 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: didn't feel like comfortable, and a couple of times I 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 1: did the and the on the side and he went 22 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: too fast for me. And uh so no, no, thank you. 23 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: I concur with you about all that. Don't look over there. 24 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 1: But someone invited Caroline Cotter, there's no you and farting. 25 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: How do you get started with the fancy ice skaty? Oh? Well, um, 26 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 1: you know, is it you asking me or like if 27 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: anybody wants to do it? No, how did you actually 28 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: get started? Oh? I don't know. I think I won't. 29 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: When I was really long, um, my mom like took 30 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: us to the ice rink, you know, uh, because we 31 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: were young. And then um, we had ice skates that 32 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: were like six sizes too big. We're so bad. We 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: just like kept eating ship and then someone was like, hey, 34 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: those those are bad. You're gonna like break your ankle. 35 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: And then I got a pair that fit, and then I, 36 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 1: um was I just I guess was good at it? Um. 37 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: So you know I poured a lot of my life 38 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: and time and effort into that, only to abandon it, 39 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 1: um years later, and I have nothing really to show 40 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: for it now. So yeah, so you started the way 41 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: every other child starts with shoes that don't fit and 42 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: eating lots of ship. But but there was a turning point. Yeah, 43 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: were you or someone said, no, no, you you you 44 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: could be doing circles, Yes, exactly, and then once you 45 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: move on to the circles, it's really hard to go 46 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: back from there. The next steps the Olympics, and that 47 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: was kind of what happened for me. Okay, so thank 48 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: you for sharing that, and now please welcome back Craig 49 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: Atkowski with his summer Hammock reading review account. Kevin, I'm 50 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: in the hammock for now and my um my ass 51 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: is just pouring out of it in those little ropey 52 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: holes at the bottom of the hammock. Um, there's a 53 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: dead bird nearby. Uh, my dog is out with me. 54 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: He's eating goose poop. Eating goose poop. It's a solid 55 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: source of of protein. I have my book here, Uh, 56 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: just not able to crack it open quite yet. It 57 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: was lots a lot of fucking distractions. Here at the 58 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: hammock is comfortable and I'm falling asleep. I am falling asleep. 59 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: Oh that's so perfect like out It's James Ceeney, Papa 60 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:52,839 Speaker 1: do preach? Were you ever hired to babysit. I babysat 61 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: my cousins for years. I lived across the street from 62 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: two cousins and two doors down from two other cousins. 63 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: So I was like I had a racket going with 64 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: my family. Uh, and they loved me as a babysitter. 65 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: I was like like when there there was one time 66 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: where my aunt was like sick, not going to work, 67 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: and they literally started bawling like, oh, James is supposed 68 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: to baby, said us. So she had me come over 69 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: even though she was staying home, and my baby sat 70 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: kind of a pro at it nice and impressed. And last, 71 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: but no more fried bologney. If you think at least 72 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer dental, damn your last trip to the 73 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: dentists and what were her or his findings. I do 74 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: want to make a note on no more fried Bologny 75 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 1: to anybody just in general. There has been a massive 76 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 1: recall on fried bologny. So be very bologney itself. But 77 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: once it's fried, once it's fried, there's been a recall. 78 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: I say so, uh yeah, I think at the n 79 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: s A. But you just be very very careful with 80 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: fried bologney. Uh, you know, in general, I know it's 81 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: a fair season is coming up. Uh, and it's gonna 82 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: be a lot of fried Bologny stands, Frida Bologne rides. 83 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 1: Just be very very mindful because that that can seep 84 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: into the skin. What what was the question was the 85 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: is that all of our James, this is serious. People 86 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: are gonna get sick. Yeah. Also, I just got through 87 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: an hour long harassment fucking seminar from for for for Disney, 88 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: so I don't feel safe, James, Thank you. Sorry. All 89 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: of our scene suggestions you got from your listener emails 90 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: or or a patron v I p s. 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I would 101 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: have bet the house on he referred to an acronym 102 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: when what he should have said was initialism. An acronym 103 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 1: is something you can say as a word, whereas the 104 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: NBC k W w C, the National Association of College 105 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: Kids who Write Papers is sounded out letter by letter. 106 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 1: As a non elitist, I suppose a descriptive, descriptive ist 107 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: approach to language and clear really, Mr Karkowski is a 108 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: pre scriptivist, Craig. If you want everyone to speak like you, 109 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:13,559 Speaker 1: you better learn the damn language yourself. Completely unrelated. Let's 110 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: hear first, Craig response, what was the initialism that we 111 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: created the Natural Association of College Kids who Write papers? 112 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: Or the yeah in A in A C k w 113 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: w P. So the knack whip There is an acronym 114 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: there it is. And that's where I went wrong and 115 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: not saying knack whip, because that is clearly an acronym. Craig, 116 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: Colm down, come down, come if I know what an 117 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: initialism is, and I would have said initial if that's 118 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: what I meant, James, we got to edit this out. 119 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 1: This is I'm with you, dude, And now he has 120 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: seen suggested Jake suggested aggressive apologizing regards. Man of the people, 121 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: Jake Birch Uh, Lynn, do you want to send in 122 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: the next applicant place? Of course? Um up? Next we 123 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: have Peter Jake. I don't need last names. I'm better 124 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: off with don't forget what I said with Peter. Peter 125 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: you can, Peter, you can come in. Peter, Hey, have 126 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: a seat, thank you. Uh well, let's just start with 127 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: this office. Is this is this real wood? No? No, 128 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: it isn't, but thank you for thinking it is. I 129 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: appreciate that looks real. It looks like that kind of 130 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: really deep, dark expensive wood. What's it called the Oh? 131 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 1: It looks like real stuff? Is this fake? Have you 132 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: done some woodwork in your past? No? But I've seen 133 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: would work? I see. So it's so cute. Is your 134 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 1: understanding of would work that you you were not kind 135 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: enough to compliment? I'm sorry? Did you just call me cute? 136 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 1: I might have? Okay, Well, I don't know if I 137 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: feel comfortable with this, with this interview for the job 138 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,559 Speaker 1: you might have. I don't want to be hired here 139 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: because I'm cute, Okay, I want to be hired here 140 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: based on here's here's my resume? Oh, let me take 141 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 1: a look at this here. I want to be hired 142 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 1: on those skills, Peter, Can I start by saying that 143 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: your resume is very cute? Oh my god, are you serious? 144 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 1: Do I like your resume? Yes? Oh my god. I 145 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 1: am so sorry for spilling that coffee on your shirt. 146 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: I I didn't mean that. Do you want to take 147 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: my shirt? I mean it's the same interview, right, you're 148 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 1: going before me used that shirt and then well you 149 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,839 Speaker 1: we can swap out. I am so so sorry that. 150 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: I mean it was a cafe latte. There's a little milk, right, 151 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: It's all right, It's all right. I'm fine, I'm fine. 152 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: I am so so sorry, So just stop it. I 153 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: just want to concentrate on the task. Canna end and 154 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: prepare for the interview. Okay, all right, it's not a 155 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,439 Speaker 1: big deal. Do you want cash? Do you want money? 156 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: Do you want money? Here? Here? I think this stain 157 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,959 Speaker 1: will get out. It's gonna be alright. Take the keys 158 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: to my house, all right? Take the keys to my house? 159 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: Will I do with those? I didn't want him with 160 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 1: the keys to her house. I'm pretty sure I live 161 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: in a better place than you live. I almost guarantee it. 162 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: Just take the house, please, I don't want I know, 163 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 1: I don't want your house. Please. I'm sorry. I well, 164 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,319 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know who's next, but I'm 165 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: not taking this job. I'm out of here, and you 166 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: guys will hear from my lawyer. Guys. Whoa. Okay, so 167 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: he didn't get the job. I guess not. I was 168 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: gonna say, you two need to keep it down, but 169 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: it doesn't actually matter since that man just stormed out. 170 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: So um would do either of you have a preference? 171 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 1: I have um Daniel next on the list, but I 172 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: see you just got that stained shirt, so I don't 173 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: know if you want to go instead. That's my fault. 174 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 1: I did that. Did that? Now I'm fine. I can 175 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,440 Speaker 1: go in. Okay, great, so you can follow me, sir. 176 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: We have Daniel Jones frank Lynn. Uh just the first 177 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: name Lynn is what? I you know what? I thought 178 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: you said the opposite? So sorry about that. So he's 179 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: coming in. Yeah, Hi, Daniel Jones Franklin, the fourth Daniel. Pleasure, 180 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: have a seat. I don't even know Lynn's last name. 181 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: That's so strict I am with this stuff. Yeah, she 182 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: worked for you for a while, eleven years yeah, she's 183 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: the best. Sorry about this. By the way, some some 184 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: douche bag in the lobby spilled a spilled a lukewarm 185 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: coffee on me before I went in, and nothing worse 186 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: the lukewarm coffee. Well it's it's better if you're gonna 187 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: get it spilled on you than than scalding hot. That's 188 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: very quick comeback. That'll come in handy should you get 189 00:11:53,440 --> 00:12:01,319 Speaker 1: this job. Can can you close the door? Sorry, he's 190 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,440 Speaker 1: at the bottom screaming through the bottom crack of the door. 191 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: That's why you're going to be hearing him. So about that, 192 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,439 Speaker 1: I did. I did the silly lynn. Can you just 193 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: kind of step on his face a little bit? Soa 194 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 1: all that worked? Uh? Daniel? Uh, first of all, before 195 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,320 Speaker 1: we get started, I wanted to say that that Harold says, hello, 196 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's good to know. Yeah, so I'm recently, 197 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: did you? Yeah, and I hope we're talking about the 198 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: same Harold, because you don't like last names. I don't okay, Uh, yeah, yeah, 199 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: I did see him recently. Uh you know, he got 200 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 1: me this interview, hooked me up with you. Oh oh 201 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: you're that Daniel? Yes, Oh okay, I don't even know 202 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: if I need to look at your resume. Harold would 203 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: this this is a mere formality, right, absolutely, Harold would 204 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 1: not shut the funk up about you. We're talking about 205 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: the same Harold, right. I hope so, because the one 206 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,440 Speaker 1: I spoke to could not have been a bigger way. 207 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: He's the one who looked me up with this interview. 208 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: Was like, it's the same one. Let's say his last 209 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 1: name at the same time together, just one to three Peter. 210 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this was a different guy. I just 211 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: wanted to be certain. I'm so sorry I spilled my 212 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: coffee on a guy. That's a long sort. Can I 213 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: get a refill? I'm sorry to ask. I'm sorry to ask. 214 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 1: I gave him my money. What's the question? The uh? 215 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: Can I get a refill of the cafe latte? Just 216 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 1: a little bit of milk in there? I'm so sorry 217 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: I spilled it on a on a guy with a 218 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,719 Speaker 1: job interview. There was a shirt of I don't know 219 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 1: if the milk is gonna stay more or not. Give 220 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: him some money. I I'm just so I'm also I'm 221 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 1: so sorry to My name is lender. Lender. This is 222 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: an interesting scenario, interesting predicament. I should say because I 223 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: have been a customer a customer in my life. I've 224 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 1: been a customer before. I've been on your side of 225 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 1: the counter, I should say. I'm like, I remember, like 226 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 1: at some point in my life I certainly spilled something 227 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: and then expected a free refill. But where's the logic 228 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: in that? Lender? Right? I am so sorry to even 229 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: where's the no? Just tell me where the logic is. 230 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: I did not mean to bring up this existential crisis. 231 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: You so you I made you a latte and then 232 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: you spilled it. Come down and now I owe you that. 233 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Tell me where the logic is? Lender. I'm sorry, Lender. 234 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 1: Today is my last day at this coffee shop. So 235 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: I'm really some answers. Are you dying? For some answers? 236 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: We're all kind of dying, right, I'm sorry to bring 237 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: that up. Lender came here. Actually, I don't take my 238 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,440 Speaker 1: apron off. Lender. Hey, everybody, we listen up, please, Okay, 239 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 1: have your attention. What's happening? Man? You can't all right? 240 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 1: Let's get her out. Okay, she's gonna be you buddy. Now, 241 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: Lenders filled his coffee and wants me to give him 242 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: a free refill. Please raise your hand if you think 243 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: I should give him that free refill, I think you should. Okay, yeah, wait, 244 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 1: what what's fair about that? Well? Probably if there was 245 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 1: a better handle, maybe he wouldn't spilled it. What's your name? 246 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: What's your name? Ryan? Ryan? Fuck you dude? Oh that's 247 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: uncalled for. I don't care. Okay, okay, So Lendard, you 248 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: got one? How about you, sir? Yeah? I just think 249 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,239 Speaker 1: it was an accident, and the company policy should be oopsie. 250 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 1: So when you make a mistake, we we pay for it. 251 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 1: That should be the policy. Fuck off, Greg today today? 252 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: What was your last day? You come here? Thanks for 253 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: cassing my shoulder, shoulder, you're beautiful baby, Thank you. We're 254 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 1: gonna have a guest for over for dinner, by the way, 255 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 1: on our anniversary. Yeah, I just figured okay, yeah, no, 256 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: I can order more Chick fil a U. What did 257 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,680 Speaker 1: you do today? You run a marathon or something? Training? 258 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: But I gave up? Um, I hit a wall. Thanks 259 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: this little sunscreen on my shoulders still, so just be careful. 260 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: So the gentleman who's coming over, his name is Lender. 261 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: So if you want to make a place car for 262 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: him or something, place cards, sure, Yeah, let me just 263 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: make a little construction paper place cards feeling. Are you 264 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 1: filling this baby a little bit? We have that that 265 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: that runners high. I have a runner's break. I think 266 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,879 Speaker 1: it's when you p and poo yourself and your nipples 267 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: bleed like a runner's break. It's not I'm not in 268 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: that face with a running experience. Okay, UM, do you 269 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 1: mind if we sit down for a second. Sure, I'm 270 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: gonna spin. I'm gonna spin, and then I'll see why that. 271 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,600 Speaker 1: I know you said you wanted to get out of 272 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,560 Speaker 1: the coffee business, but um, I just got our mortgage 273 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: papers back in the bank says they're going to increase 274 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 1: it by and I need you to get back into 275 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,440 Speaker 1: the coffee business just for a little bit longer so 276 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,880 Speaker 1: we can pay off this mortgage. And then of course 277 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: we can start our own hat business where we can 278 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,880 Speaker 1: live our dreams, where we just make hats, hats for animals. 279 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,439 Speaker 1: I told your father I would it always take care 280 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:07,679 Speaker 1: of you and do my best and if if this 281 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: is what's required to me, this is what's required to me, 282 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,920 Speaker 1: let me, uh we call the shop real quick and 283 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,360 Speaker 1: see if I can get my job back. I don't 284 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,920 Speaker 1: know because I stormed. I kind of did a big 285 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: thing on the way out. Hey, Steve, sorry for just 286 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 1: barge into your office like this. I I came across 287 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,480 Speaker 1: this memo you put out saying that we should feel 288 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 1: free to contact all of our lenders and increase their 289 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 1: mortgages by and I just want to say, hats off 290 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 1: to you. You think we can actually accomplish this, well, 291 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,919 Speaker 1: I think that if we get forty percent of the 292 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 1: people to spend an extra six I'm not expecting a 293 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: hundred percent of these people to do it, but if 294 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: even some, we even some, imagine the kind of money 295 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,439 Speaker 1: that will start trickling in of h percent of the 296 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: time they allow a sixty increase, we're we're high in 297 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: cotton as the now. You're talking my kind of math, Rob, 298 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:05,439 Speaker 1: that's my kind of math. Yeah. Well, let me just 299 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 1: put this out there. If I could pack your ship 300 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:17,479 Speaker 1: and be out by noon, you're you're fired. That's right. Boo. Yep, Steve, 301 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 1: I was work. Huh uh shuh. You know, sometimes you 302 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: get too big for your company and you gotta find 303 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 1: a new place to be a banker? What did you 304 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 1: get fired on our anniversary? Oh no, not an anniversary. 305 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: If I quit. I quit. I was like, don't quit. Oh, 306 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 1: you betterfied something right now. Hey Hey, hey mom, dad, 307 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: you forgot to kiss me good night. Oh I'm sorry, sweetheart. 308 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Not on the lips with don UM. I worked. 309 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: I worked next door at the coffee shop, and I 310 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: see that you guys are hiring here. I thought maybe 311 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: I could swing in for a quick It's kind of 312 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: the interviews, UM, you need to be referred on a 313 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: first name basis. So I we just concluded our interviews yesterday. 314 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: But the good news is UM, absolutely no one was hired. 315 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,360 Speaker 1: In fact, we accidentally did end up sending a man 316 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:31,440 Speaker 1: to a hospital for UM. He choked. I said that 317 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: the space UM. Anyway, if you happen to have any 318 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,679 Speaker 1: sort of like resume or something, I could see if 319 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 1: I could sneak you in UM today. So you asked, 320 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,679 Speaker 1: so just to be clear, Just to be clear, So 321 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: we're on the same page. You came to me to 322 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,400 Speaker 1: this office. You are asking for a job with absolutely 323 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,199 Speaker 1: no resume or anything like that. Yeah, do you have 324 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,639 Speaker 1: like a LinkedIn link that I could pull up and 325 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 1: print out? You know, I never, I don't like social never. Look, 326 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,119 Speaker 1: so what is your plan? Do you want to tell 327 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: what the fun your plan is? Yeah? I thought if 328 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,359 Speaker 1: I asked nicely, that you give me a job and 329 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,120 Speaker 1: I can make some money and then I can pay 330 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: my mortgage off. Did you get the six increase to 331 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 1: did you? Yeah? Of course. Sorry, it just feels like 332 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: you wouldn't be at homeowner Daniel Frankly Jones the fourth. 333 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160 Speaker 1: I thought, why are you playing? I didn't work out? 334 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,119 Speaker 1: Did you? Did you job? My name? Harold? I dropped 335 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: your name, but you were the wrong Harold. He was 336 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:33,240 Speaker 1: thinking of another herold entirely. I don't know because I 337 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: was talking at the same time. He said the other Harold. 338 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 1: It wasn't the same, it was that same one. He 339 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: did not look like a mortgage holder. Scene two comes 340 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 1: to Sam Matthew, who wrote, Hello Kevin and Company. I 341 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,719 Speaker 1: will keep my praise brief and that that's the end 342 00:21:54,720 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 1: of his praise. Scene suggestion sandwiches you are every in 343 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 1: If you're ever in Vegas Anita hook up, please let 344 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,919 Speaker 1: me know. Jesus, don't put that out there for everyone. 345 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,880 Speaker 1: Hi is this a Is this a sandwich place? Yeah? 346 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:19,959 Speaker 1: It's problem. Um no, no, there's no problem at all. 347 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 1: I was told that you would make amazing sandwiches. Here, 348 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 1: we make sandwiches. Yeah, so wait, did you just I 349 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: said sandwich? Right? Is he looking for a hook up 350 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: with a sandwich? He asked for a sandwich like this guy, 351 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:40,040 Speaker 1: sandwich sandwich? I could frame a photo. I want a sandwich. 352 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 1: And now that I'm looking around, I I don't see 353 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 1: any meats, breads, or cheeses here. I just see you 354 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: want meats on your sandwich. I am a carnivore. I'll 355 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:55,640 Speaker 1: occasionally enjoy vegetarians sandwich. But but yeah, I just see 356 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: one solitary desk here in this room. So I don't 357 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 1: really know why someone sent me here. May because they 358 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,159 Speaker 1: want you to become a super villain named doctor Observo 359 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:13,159 Speaker 1: what I think he's a cop? I think he's a cop. 360 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. And I 361 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,120 Speaker 1: what do you don't? I don't have to tell you 362 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,160 Speaker 1: even if I was. What do you do for a living? 363 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: It's smart? It's smart you give to improvise? Or e's 364 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: a cop? What do I do for a living? Sign 365 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,120 Speaker 1: when they repeat the question back to your buying Okay, 366 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: listen to me, Listen to me. Say that you are 367 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 1: an engineer so you're an engineer. I'm an engineer. Why 368 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,640 Speaker 1: do you have an earpiece? Like a true, true sort 369 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,959 Speaker 1: of engineer. Oh no, say you're say you're an artist. 370 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: You do like fingerpaint? Don't do no, don't don't, don't 371 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 1: don't say that. Let me answer your question first. I 372 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 1: have the earpiece because trains are leaving all the time 373 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,040 Speaker 1: and I just need to be in contact with with 374 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,680 Speaker 1: Central station. Kinger painting the trains. Don't make that. Artists fun, 375 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: artist fun? Shut up? Shut up? Which one telling us 376 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 1: to shut up? No? No, no, not you. I'm saying 377 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 1: this to myself because sometimes I overtalk when i'm when 378 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,200 Speaker 1: I'm nervous. So nope, not a cop. I'm an engineer, 379 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: the train kind and communicating currently with with Central station. 380 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 1: Aliens say aliens, aliens, aliens? Why just say aliens? No, no, no, 381 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that your aliens. He I'll be honest 382 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 1: with you. He gets it a lot, really Yeah. Yeah, 383 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 1: you should see when he's eating. Oh man, you swear 384 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 1: he's from another planet that's going to keep going. Don't forget. 385 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 1: The safe word is banana pepper. The safe word is 386 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 1: so if you were to get a sandwich. What would 387 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,239 Speaker 1: you want on you a sandwich? Oh so you are 388 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: saying sandwich? Now, well, I'm trying to communicate to you. 389 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,400 Speaker 1: We make sandwiches. But if you were to get a sandwich, 390 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: what would you like on it? Just say sandwich? I 391 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:12,719 Speaker 1: mean I might be annunciating. Okay, bring us bring up 392 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 1: the movie Stargate. Kurt Russell. Remember Stargate? How's that good? Hell? Well, 393 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,840 Speaker 1: the Aliens? The alien? Bring up Stargate, asking if you've 394 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:26,800 Speaker 1: seen it? Seen uh Stargate the movie with no, no, no, 395 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,679 Speaker 1: not the TV show, the movie with Kurt Russell, and 396 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: then the guy from uh everybody crying game. Sorry, look, 397 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,360 Speaker 1: I can't do it with this guy in the vein anymore. Okay, 398 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,920 Speaker 1: I know you should. He's my nephew. He's beautiful. Yeah, 399 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: he's gorgeous, but he's got the weirdest ideas. He's gonna 400 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,720 Speaker 1: blow the cover. I mean, people's lives are on the 401 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,240 Speaker 1: line here, weird ideas. He thinks outside of the box. 402 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 1: He gotta undergraduate degree in studio art. Let him be himself. 403 00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 1: Do I need to remind you what my degree is? 404 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,720 Speaker 1: In creative nonfiction. That means that make up stuff pretty 405 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: like creatively, but it's also pretty real. Okay, well, look, 406 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship what you majored in. I 407 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: regret bringing up his major because I don't want to 408 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 1: learn anything new about you. Um, but just just deal 409 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 1: with him, okay, just he's a he's a good, beautiful boy. 410 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,239 Speaker 1: Can you call him in? Can we talk about this 411 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:31,399 Speaker 1: with you? Fine? In? Yeah, you gotta come in the room, Todd. 412 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: You can't scream from the next rooms. Why I yelled 413 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: your name? What coming the room, Dodd? What's going on? 414 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,879 Speaker 1: So your partners being a little bit she has a 415 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: problem with you? So well, anything it would have banana 416 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:56,159 Speaker 1: peppers on it. I just feel like the way then 417 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: let me take these headphones off. Banana peppers. Jesus Jesus, 418 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 1: we we we don't make sandwiches. We make sandwiches, banana peppers, peppers. 419 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: You seem pretty adamant about your banana pepper. Banana peppers, 420 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: banana peppers. Oh, it's just gun. It's guys. Look, the 421 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 1: most important thing is that we cracked this case of 422 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: the sandwich boys. Okay, and uh, I don't really have 423 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: time for your in fighting for your for your had 424 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 1: a great job. You're beautiful you've won awards for being 425 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,000 Speaker 1: so beautiful and now this guy is being difficult, So 426 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: what you just maybe go along with it? Maybe his 427 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 1: untraditional strategies could work. Okay, okay, okay, thanks urge, thanks 428 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,679 Speaker 1: for hearing me out. You're welcome back into it, all right, 429 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 1: So you just want to jump back in as if 430 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,800 Speaker 1: you just didn't have to try to get me this 431 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: barred that wasn't Maybe it'd be easy to remember what 432 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: you do if you're tied to it. How do you 433 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: feel now, is it easier to talk tied to a chair? 434 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,639 Speaker 1: I think it's not easier to talk tied to a chair. 435 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,640 Speaker 1: Why would you think that? Because you weren't telling us 436 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 1: what we asked over and over. So let's try it 437 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: again now that you have less distractions. Why did you 438 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 1: keep yelling, yelling banana pepper because that's what I want 439 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: on my sandwich? Sandwich? Uh huh? So so you're comfortable 440 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: now saying sandwich? Yes, yes, I'll I'll be back in 441 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: a second. Thanks, Tommy. We're gonna do with the players. Well, 442 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 1: he's not going to apply banana peppers, that's for sure. 443 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: One at a time. God, I'm a trade engineer. Okay, 444 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: so if the next stop we're Louisville, how would you 445 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: say that as an engineer? Because Todd, what I'm saying is, 446 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 1: I will try to pick up on what direction you're going. 447 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 1: I get, I get what. I get what you're saying. 448 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: I get keep saying that part, but I feel like 449 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: you don't. I get it. I get it. Sorry, can 450 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: you guys do this out of my office? You have 451 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 1: your own cubicle. Just please just get out of here. 452 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: I cannot hear you with this guy screaming in my 453 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,640 Speaker 1: goddamn here. So maybe the problem is we're all in 454 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 1: different cubicles instead of everyone in the office being in 455 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: your office. Now, that's an idea. I like that quite 456 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: a lot. Everyone get into my office. I got a 457 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: cubicle over here. Is that coldbrew? A full tank? Oh? 458 00:29:49,040 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: I would't stop talking when we got in here, changing changing? Hey? Then, Hey, 459 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 1: how are you doing? Hi? I am starving great to 460 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: come to the right place. What can we get you? 461 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: I'll take um fried baloney sandwich, place five Bloni sandwich. 462 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 1: You get some kitchup on your face, you might want 463 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,440 Speaker 1: to clean to kitchup of your feace. Okay, first of all, 464 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,960 Speaker 1: watch your fucking tone. Would you like anything with that? Sir? 465 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: I'm a woman, but thank you. Anything on the side, miss, 466 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:41,520 Speaker 1: with your sandwich? I see you, We both we got 467 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: headqulled just going around. Oh did you want to do? You? 468 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: Please just spell out with you what are they trying 469 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 1: to do? Maybe I'll be interested? Who knows? This is Vegas? 470 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 1: What happens in Vegas? You know? Yeah? I'm asking you 471 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: if you want anything with your sandwich, miss, That's all 472 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm asking. Oh, no, thank you? So no cocaine on 473 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,200 Speaker 1: your sand Oh cocaine is an option? Yes, please? Okay, 474 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: how much would you like one ball? Please? April? A ball? Aprill? Daniel, Baby, 475 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,640 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know that that was gonna happen 476 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: to you. Didn't know your fingernails are gonna get pulled out? Alright, 477 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: but I mean you got the job right, you're an 478 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 1: informant for a minute. Yeah, that's good, Harold. I don't 479 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 1: know why you set me there. I do. I don't 480 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,360 Speaker 1: want the job. You don't want the job. No, as now, 481 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 1: you don't want a job. You've got two fingernails, now, 482 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,360 Speaker 1: you know. I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry they missed somehow 483 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: the biggest biggest finger you got. I don't know. They 484 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:48,960 Speaker 1: didn't see the thubs, Daniel. Get him to say, more information, Harold, 485 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 1: can you give me more information about what? General? General information? 486 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: Just just generally, just generally, just give me more information. 487 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 1: Let's see own pillows or goose feathers. I don't know 488 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: if you do, come, come what else? What else? Um? 489 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 1: Does he have any hobbies? What kind of hobbies do 490 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 1: you have, Harold? Hobbies? Selling guns, murders selling Tell me more, 491 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 1: tell me more about the selling guns? Well? Actually, did 492 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: you say murderers? B Yeah, it's my hobbies. Hobbies. See 493 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,520 Speaker 1: what else? How do I get started? Tell you want 494 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: to take this one over? You know, I just want 495 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: to say, honestly, I am so sorry for rejecting the 496 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: ways I did before. Dude, you know what, I'm like 497 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: old school and maybe I need a little freshening up 498 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: every now and then a little whimsy whafn't you? Yeah, 499 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry for for closing a door on your ideas. No, 500 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: it's totally fine. I I get that, you know what 501 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,239 Speaker 1: I mean. That's just how that's just how it is. 502 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 1: You want to see all this jage s works, piece 503 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: of shipow Spanna Peppers Band Peppers. Slow it up. You're beautiful. 504 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,800 Speaker 1: You're beautiful, I get it. Come on, why because I 505 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,680 Speaker 1: have some freak genetics? Keep bones are right next to 506 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,840 Speaker 1: my eyebrows. Yeah, that's just easy on. That's no one's fault. 507 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 1: I'm a freak, if anything. Yeah, I guess we're all 508 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: kind of freaks are when you're beautiful, Thanks, freak. I 509 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: wanna take your rooms out, one by one, Harold, No, 510 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:46,440 Speaker 1: not a scene too scene too for you. Scene three 511 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: comes from some patron v I P. Cory Booth who 512 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: wrote Mr KP the Dispatch Center for the help. I've 513 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 1: fallen and I can't get up service. Keep up the hilarity, alright, 514 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: So what you'll do is when phone calls come in, uh, 515 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: you read off the sheet that we've supplied you with 516 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: all the things you need to say to whoever's calling 517 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: in or right there on that sheet. That makes sense. 518 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 1: I guess. My thing that just kind of freaks me 519 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,360 Speaker 1: out is like, what if someone calls with a situation 520 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,400 Speaker 1: that is out of the ordinary, you know what I mean, 521 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: when I still stick to the script or in that case, 522 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: would I be allowed to kind of like respond to 523 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 1: them in a like real way. You know what I'm saying. 524 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, and I have answers along 525 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,959 Speaker 1: with some questions. Okay, if you were to qualify freaked out, 526 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 1: why don't you go ahead and get that. Let's just 527 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: jump right okay, okay, I'll read this from the scripting. Hi, 528 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,479 Speaker 1: thank you for calling lifeline. Are you okay right now? 529 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not sure. Can you? Did you try 530 00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,839 Speaker 1: standing up? No? Why don't you try standing up? Let 531 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 1: me know how that goes. I'm on the line. I'm up. 532 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 1: Thank you, You're welcome, have a great day, and don't 533 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,680 Speaker 1: forget to stay on the line and answer the survey 534 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,959 Speaker 1: as to how I did. Okay, I have a great lifeline. Hey, sure, 535 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: thank you for calling lifeline. I just want to answer 536 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,279 Speaker 1: these survey questions. They don't be able to hang up 537 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: the phone. All right. Oh I'm just a little tired 538 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 1: and had a spill. That's okay. Sure, Now you do 539 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,760 Speaker 1: got to answer these survey questions. Okay, it's not an option. 540 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,840 Speaker 1: I can you will? All right? You gotta answer the 541 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 1: survey questions, sir. Let me say, have a great lifeline. Okay, 542 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 1: So let's go right to it. Here, Sara how do 543 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,640 Speaker 1: you like Lifeline? One out of ten tend being the worst, 544 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:48,400 Speaker 1: one being okay, I five being the best, but three, Um, 545 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: we'll go fives all the way across. Can I hang up? Okay? 546 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,400 Speaker 1: Next question? Sure? How do you hear about Lifeline? Was 547 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,440 Speaker 1: it a pigeon that a little bird? Tell you? Is 548 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:06,239 Speaker 1: that my only option? Yeah? Yes, okay, so it's either 549 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:18,400 Speaker 1: one to ten, three? Three? Huh? Okay? Was that wrong? Oh? Hello? 550 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,840 Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Lifeline? Are you okay? I know, 551 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Can you stand up? 552 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,279 Speaker 1: I'll try, I'll try. Oh I can't. I can't. I 553 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,200 Speaker 1: fall in it. I can't stand up. Okay, please call 554 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 1: nine on one. We cannot help you have a great lifeline. Hi, 555 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:47,400 Speaker 1: Sarah just said before, Oh I got a cold line. 556 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,600 Speaker 1: Right before you do that, Sara, we're gonna be able 557 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 1: to do this survey. We patuating tone one one? All right, okay, 558 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: can we do a real quick of course we can. So. Uh, 559 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,759 Speaker 1: how do you like Lifeline? What it was not what 560 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,759 Speaker 1: I expected? All right? A score from one to ten, 561 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: one being the best, time being the worst, five being 562 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: also the best. But three? What's three? Okay? Three? Alright? No, no, 563 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,279 Speaker 1: I wanted to know what three was? All right, sir? 564 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,960 Speaker 1: How did you hear about lifeline? Was it a small alligator? 565 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,080 Speaker 1: Not a baby alligator, but at a full grown alligator 566 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,840 Speaker 1: that was shrunk down by god? No? No, no, it's 567 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,359 Speaker 1: one to ten or one to ten zero okay, zero 568 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,440 Speaker 1: one zero and a lot of paper. So if you're 569 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:40,040 Speaker 1: wearing khakis. Oh boy, just got done listening to ALT 570 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,000 Speaker 1: today's recordings. It's uh. We had some interesting calls today, 571 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 1: interesting calls today. You know, Carl, I can we can 572 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,680 Speaker 1: talk openly here, right. We've worked together next together for 573 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,920 Speaker 1: for months. It's interesting. This was one gentleman fell and 574 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,920 Speaker 1: he said, I all in, let's see here our phone, 575 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,000 Speaker 1: and I can't stand up. And I was thinking, you know, 576 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: he was so close to using the actual tagline, and 577 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: it's interesting how he just missed it. You know, well, 578 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,760 Speaker 1: we we can't expect that these people who are suffering 579 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 1: are just going to automatically use our advertising copy. I 580 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,040 Speaker 1: know it was close, there was one word off, but 581 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,360 Speaker 1: I think it was just an organic thing that he 582 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,000 Speaker 1: said while suffering. And I don't want to fault him 583 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,719 Speaker 1: for that, but part of me does want I want 584 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:33,319 Speaker 1: to punish him. Oh, okay, I see where you're going 585 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,719 Speaker 1: with this. Hellier did you like would you like a 586 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: zero alcohol Budweiser? Okay, the less alcohol the better, all 587 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,440 Speaker 1: the beer taste. All right, you got to solve all 588 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,440 Speaker 1: the dispatchers here. What the hell you want to tell us? 589 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,200 Speaker 1: All right? First of all, help yourself to any of 590 00:38:53,200 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 1: the n a beer I brought? Oh, duels, I haven't? 591 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:11,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, all right, not applicable. Do any non 592 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:18,960 Speaker 1: alcoholic liquor? Yes, yes, I have um ninjin okay, and 593 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:26,799 Speaker 1: I have uh nisky whiskey. Okay. Why didn't you tell 594 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,799 Speaker 1: me a nisky whiskey? I would I would have God 595 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 1: for that first me too. I cracked up in this beard. 596 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to finish it now it's leaving. It's 597 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,239 Speaker 1: making my mouth tastes like bile. I know that's the 598 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 1: that's the thing about all duels. So look, look, look, dispatchers. 599 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,360 Speaker 1: I was thinking, you know what if we started paying 600 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:50,000 Speaker 1: these people our customers? You wants to pay them? Trying 601 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,200 Speaker 1: to pour my thoughts here, wait, wait for the noun, 602 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,440 Speaker 1: wait for the nown. It's also just funny because he 603 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,600 Speaker 1: called this meeting for us. You may this come after 604 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: work throughout the home. So I would think you would 605 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,880 Speaker 1: have something like fully formed and ready to say you 606 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,719 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, you made me print out 607 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,719 Speaker 1: everyone's a dress? Well what's going on? Yes? Thank you 608 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,839 Speaker 1: so much, by the way. Okay, so let me look 609 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,080 Speaker 1: through these real quick here. So I was thinking, you 610 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:19,120 Speaker 1: know what if we got back on our customers? Is 611 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,120 Speaker 1: that on the script? I thought were supposed to stick 612 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,759 Speaker 1: to the script. So well, you're new, right, Yeah, how 613 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,919 Speaker 1: can you tell because you're really good at your job. 614 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,640 Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting, I've been here longer or worse at 615 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,440 Speaker 1: their job. Yeah, that tends to be the way it goes. Funny. 616 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,359 Speaker 1: It's usually opposite for mostly everything else, but not in here. 617 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,359 Speaker 1: The longer you get here, you get more like you're 618 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 1: bored with it. Whatever I'm saying, why don't we shake 619 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,719 Speaker 1: it up as right? Pay them a visit? Is that 620 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,480 Speaker 1: where you're going with it? So you want us to 621 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,320 Speaker 1: do like a safety check, a health check on them? Okay, 622 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,880 Speaker 1: why don't I we you One quick line from a 623 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,560 Speaker 1: transcript that happened this afternoon. I've fallen and I can't 624 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,839 Speaker 1: stand up. Oh I think that was my call. It 625 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,239 Speaker 1: was as a matter of fact that doesn't that piss 626 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: you off? That he fell, that he almost set our tagline, 627 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,400 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, you know what. Just give me, 628 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 1: just give me the beers, give me the give me 629 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,640 Speaker 1: the nisky whiskey. Give me then, now you know what 630 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 1: this was the wrong I thought, I'm sorry. Give it 631 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,360 Speaker 1: back to her. Many get off of me. Give the 632 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:41,960 Speaker 1: beer back, man you want from me? And I felt, 633 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 1: oh my god, I got stabbed in the side. Oh 634 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,799 Speaker 1: my god, it's a remarble. I felt it. I got 635 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:56,120 Speaker 1: stabbed in the side. Keep going, keep going, from my league. 636 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:03,840 Speaker 1: Can you rise? I don't know, I don't know the 637 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,960 Speaker 1: world you want to take this script? I guess so. 638 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:13,839 Speaker 1: But he has to call first call first when he's 639 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: tiling nine one, Oh, what's the what's the emergency? I fell? 640 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 1: And I got remark puging through my bleak. Okay, okay, 641 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,239 Speaker 1: we don't want you to remove that remark. Keep it 642 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,640 Speaker 1: in place. What's the location that you're at right now? 643 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,080 Speaker 1: I'm at my friend Doll's house, I mean his gars. 644 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,319 Speaker 1: You're gonna need to give me an address so I 645 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,239 Speaker 1: can dispatch nine one one to you. This whole thing up, 646 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,839 Speaker 1: I miss this whole thing up. Didn't I. I mean, 647 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,400 Speaker 1: it seemed like when you were throwing it to me 648 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,120 Speaker 1: at the call center, like it seemed like the right 649 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 1: thing to do. But it's gone so wrong so fast. 650 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 1: I'll just it all just started to like collapse, implode 651 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,440 Speaker 1: and self. The idea wasn't good. The New Girls pissed 652 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,040 Speaker 1: at me. Yeah no, I'm just spit bones. So you know, 653 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 1: it seems like there's lots of names out there for 654 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,680 Speaker 1: other types of fake booze. I'm saying, let's try vod 655 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:19,520 Speaker 1: can't vodka Okay, okay? Would you drink like a vodkn't 656 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,160 Speaker 1: and o J? I mean I wouldn't because I like alcohol, 657 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,200 Speaker 1: But I could imagine. I could imagine somebody that doesn't 658 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,759 Speaker 1: drink alcohol having a vodkaan't and o ja. It would 659 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,359 Speaker 1: be like a screw driver. That's right. You could call 660 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,840 Speaker 1: it like a screwdriver. I mean that would be a 661 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:44,399 Speaker 1: catchy name. Also, burb burb don't This seems like really 662 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,399 Speaker 1: negative names for the goofy goofy. We need you out 663 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: on the floor. But what's happening? Yeah, yeah, sure, he's 664 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 1: got a punch in. I understand. Hey, let me run 665 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,960 Speaker 1: these by you. That's some ideas for some non alcoholic 666 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,359 Speaker 1: hooch that you want to sell here. But no, no, no, 667 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 1: like a company. I want to like a make a 668 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,359 Speaker 1: non hooch lick a company. You know it's against Disney 669 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:14,200 Speaker 1: policy to talk about non Disney things. Yes, yes I 670 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: do know that. But I thought I was safe back here. 671 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,600 Speaker 1: And are you know what? Forgive me? You are safe, 672 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,400 Speaker 1: you and we're good, Thanks very much. Give me one second. 673 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,160 Speaker 1: What you're saying you're pressing on your ear. I'm sorry. 674 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,640 Speaker 1: The anthropomorphic dog that's been running around here, they just 675 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,040 Speaker 1: piste on my cubicle, all right, sonch him in the 676 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,239 Speaker 1: throat or what's going on? Because it's the second time 677 00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,080 Speaker 1: he's done it. Why would you punch him in the throat? Well, 678 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,720 Speaker 1: I pee on my cubicle, all right. Someone just seems 679 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,359 Speaker 1: like it's not a problem. But we gotta try train 680 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,239 Speaker 1: an animal before because don't pee punch throat is not 681 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,680 Speaker 1: a real cousins? Why I'm here asking because I'm like, 682 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,120 Speaker 1: is it a dog? Is it a man? What's position here? 683 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,040 Speaker 1: Cast member? What's my position? Again? If you're repeating the question, 684 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,320 Speaker 1: it seems like you're buying time. Well I am a 685 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,080 Speaker 1: little bit okay because my title keeps changed. But right now, 686 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm in little New York, all right, and I'm a 687 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:12,040 Speaker 1: Bagels sales guy. It's supposed to harass pastor by. That's 688 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,040 Speaker 1: that's good. This is good. Gets get some more information 689 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,440 Speaker 1: out of it. So you're working, You're working in little 690 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,440 Speaker 1: New York, New York. So well give me give me 691 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,279 Speaker 1: one second. Did you hear that? Because I thought I 692 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,440 Speaker 1: was the one who was working here in different Yeah, surecity. 693 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,479 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what I'm just asking questions? Man? Oh yeah, 694 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,640 Speaker 1: me too, So yeah, back to it. Uh, okay, guys, 695 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,720 Speaker 1: you I'm I'm in both your ears. You're both working 696 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,760 Speaker 1: for me. You're both doing great. Just get some more information. 697 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 1: We're covering our bases. We're covering our bases. Yeah, we 698 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 1: all go. Shouldn't know where Tommy? All right? What I 699 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,799 Speaker 1: didn't know that? Okay, now you do straighten up and 700 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 1: fly right and get this guy's problem out of my face. 701 00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,879 Speaker 1: What's it's going to you? Guys talking to somebody else. 702 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,920 Speaker 1: I'm talking to each other. Okay, were you remember the 703 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,680 Speaker 1: safe word is Disney Disney. I said that earlier. Nothing 704 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:15,239 Speaker 1: I happened. Well, I wipe the old one clean. That's 705 00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,120 Speaker 1: a new one. What do you mean what are you 706 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,239 Speaker 1: talking about? I said to you earlier, you know, get 707 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,319 Speaker 1: on my face and nothing happened. Yeah, don't punch an 708 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,960 Speaker 1: anamorphic dog in the throat. That's that's why I came 709 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,719 Speaker 1: to you guys. All right, I said, what am I 710 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,359 Speaker 1: supposed to do? I'm coming to my managers right now? 711 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,239 Speaker 1: I asked, what's your name again? Lou? Okay, Lou, first 712 00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:41,319 Speaker 1: of all, supposed to not a word. It's my it's 713 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,400 Speaker 1: my character affectation. Okay, I'm supposed to use I'm supposed 714 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,600 Speaker 1: to be talking like that the whole time. All right, Hey, yeah, welcome. 715 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,439 Speaker 1: It takes so nice to have you. You're so close 716 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,480 Speaker 1: to playing Loki. What a what a bitch? That is? 717 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:58,160 Speaker 1: Huh didn't what did they say? Didn't have the face for? Okay, 718 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,440 Speaker 1: we don't. We don't know anything on this guy. This guy's, 719 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,719 Speaker 1: this guy's he's just playing a character again. Okay, Yes, 720 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,200 Speaker 1: it's the actual Goofy. The actual Goofy is for some 721 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,640 Speaker 1: reason at the park. Uh, this is this is the 722 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,400 Speaker 1: guy that we need. Okay, Oh, just left something in 723 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:21,280 Speaker 1: my looker. Okay, Oh, we're just talking about a party 724 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:26,720 Speaker 1: later on, Like the party goofy oh, I like sandwiches. Yeah, 725 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,040 Speaker 1: now we're talking. What did he say? Wait? What did 726 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,959 Speaker 1: you say? What did I say? Yeah? You like what 727 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,799 Speaker 1: you said? You like something? What? What? What do you like? 728 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,480 Speaker 1: Should I like sandwiches? Okay, no, that not that that 729 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:52,320 Speaker 1: checks out. That's fine. Okay. What about like a nice cigarette? Yeah? Yeah, cool? 730 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,200 Speaker 1: What kind of cigarettes? Booze? Drugs? Sandwiches? Where do you 731 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,880 Speaker 1: want to go? First? You want to go to Magic Mountain? 732 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,960 Speaker 1: Do you want to go to um? Little New York? 733 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,799 Speaker 1: Little New York? I want a little New York. That's 734 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,399 Speaker 1: where I want to go. Please, let's go, let's go. Okay, 735 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,359 Speaker 1: I'm running. I'm so excited down I can't okay, okay, 736 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:20,239 Speaker 1: I'm walking here. Okay, they're doing it. They're they're interacting 737 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,840 Speaker 1: with us, like where I'm here. I'm here, I'm a 738 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:31,439 Speaker 1: seven woman. Forget about it. To play a little three 739 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,120 Speaker 1: card Monty. Everybody wins. Yeah, look at my penis. Oh 740 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 1: my god, I think that was his real penis. It 741 00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,840 Speaker 1: looks so real like I would think they would do 742 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,760 Speaker 1: like a pastic or something. Are you okay? So fast? 743 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:59,360 Speaker 1: So fast there? So fast? Are you okay? Yeah? Okay, 744 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:07,960 Speaker 1: I mean carry you. Oh my god, most like absolute 745 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,320 Speaker 1: shit in here. Well, they don't pick up the garbage 746 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:16,440 Speaker 1: until Thursday. Oh my head, Oh my god. Hey, either 747 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,320 Speaker 1: of you want to pizza pie? Yes, we do. What 748 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:26,040 Speaker 1: the kind of pizza pie you like? I guess your recommendation, 749 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 1: like whatever you think is the best as an authentic 750 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,920 Speaker 1: New Yorker. Well, the mama's mama's sauce is good, grandma 751 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,480 Speaker 1: sauce is good. And also, go fund yourself sauces. Favorite 752 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:47,880 Speaker 1: yourself sauce, Go funk yourself sauce. Please, God, we just 753 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,239 Speaker 1: about three or four minutes we have that up for 754 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 1: your kids. Is it just the sauce or is the pizza? 755 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,279 Speaker 1: Go funk yourself? Is it just saucer pizza? What do 756 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,880 Speaker 1: we order? What did I just say go fund yourself? 757 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,839 Speaker 1: You said go fund yourself? So right? How much is that? 758 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:09,840 Speaker 1: It's of seventy two dollars? Seventy dollars for sauce. Relax, 759 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,400 Speaker 1: it's a saucer Pizza' not gonna be seventy two fucking 760 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:17,759 Speaker 1: dollars two dollars. This is a fucking bullshit, all right, No, 761 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:24,960 Speaker 1: this is a fucking bullshit. Now go go go. What's 762 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:35,080 Speaker 1: going on here. There's no little New York you pieces 763 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:39,360 Speaker 1: of ship. We put this whole attraction up just to 764 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,680 Speaker 1: catch you too. That says more about you than it 765 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,000 Speaker 1: does about us. This is a very like a multimillion 766 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,319 Speaker 1: dollar overcompensate because I'm bed at my job and have 767 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,239 Speaker 1: a little self worth. What about it? I mean there 768 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:58,120 Speaker 1: was marketing done for years two d dollars each for 769 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:05,120 Speaker 1: special access tickets. Yeah. Yeah, and we're taking you to jail. 770 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,120 Speaker 1: But first I want you to take this brief survey 771 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:13,160 Speaker 1: about your experience being being suspects. What you're gonna take 772 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,640 Speaker 1: a brief survey? Okay, my lawyer for the surveyor do 773 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,520 Speaker 1: you want a lawyer? Yeah, okay, we'll get your lawyer 774 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:29,359 Speaker 1: for the survey. Well everybody else, Um, that's it's kind 775 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:34,520 Speaker 1: of a rap um. Look, you've all been great. Um. 776 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if you knew this coming into it 777 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,160 Speaker 1: or not, but you're not official Disney cast members. So 778 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,040 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to exit the premises. What do you mean, 779 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:49,320 Speaker 1: my little baby? What are we're supposed to leave? Mama, please, 780 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,759 Speaker 1: Mama please, I have to look on this, on this 781 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,160 Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? I know some of you 782 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,600 Speaker 1: have found love here and made families here. This took 783 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,319 Speaker 1: longer than I thought and understand I made love and 784 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,520 Speaker 1: found families, made love and found families. This has become, 785 00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,080 Speaker 1: you know, an important part of your lives, if not 786 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,040 Speaker 1: all of your lives. But we're done. We caught the 787 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,719 Speaker 1: bad guys. You can go now. You can go now. 788 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,879 Speaker 1: And sorry, just to be clear, he said we could 789 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,640 Speaker 1: get our lawyer. So we are actually from Washington State, 790 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,520 Speaker 1: so it's going to take him quite a while to 791 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:32,160 Speaker 1: get Washington State. Are we just gonna wait for him 792 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,840 Speaker 1: to fly drive? I don't know. Yeah, we're gonna have 793 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,279 Speaker 1: to wait till he gets here, so you can do 794 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,520 Speaker 1: the service, I guess. If that's the case. If that's 795 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,840 Speaker 1: the case, I can give you guys two fast passes 796 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:50,359 Speaker 1: to California, adventure to the whole place. Yes, until your 797 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:59,600 Speaker 1: lawyer gets here. What do you think? Can we discuss 798 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:06,399 Speaker 1: it a moment? Okay, close your ears, everybody that's not us, 799 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,720 Speaker 1: everybody close your ears, all little New York your ears 800 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,000 Speaker 1: close them up. La la la la, la la la la. 801 00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,520 Speaker 1: What do you think should we take it? I don't know. 802 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:23,359 Speaker 1: It just seems kind of it seems kind of insane. 803 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,920 Speaker 1: They said they have nothing to do with Disney, and 804 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,160 Speaker 1: again he's offering us two fast passes to the entire part. 805 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,359 Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before, I know, but thinks 806 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,719 Speaker 1: of it like this, think of it like we get 807 00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,040 Speaker 1: too fast passes to California. Telling me to think of 808 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,280 Speaker 1: it like something. When you do that, it's a fucking 809 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,239 Speaker 1: condescending you know, that's the same. You never think about it. 810 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:43,680 Speaker 1: You never think about it all the whole way through. 811 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,680 Speaker 1: You always have to run into situation. Okay, just because 812 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking mathematician like you are. I didn't 813 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:55,680 Speaker 1: do my doctorate in quantum theory. Yes, okay, so you 814 00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,160 Speaker 1: know what I mean. So it just we can't have 815 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,480 Speaker 1: a calm conversation about this because you're always getting on 816 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,480 Speaker 1: my nerves because you always want you always want to 817 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,839 Speaker 1: compare our intellects. It's okay, I don't It's okay, what 818 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,960 Speaker 1: finished that you don't know quantum physics? And then what 819 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,240 Speaker 1: means what? Which means that I'm a big fat, fucking 820 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:16,719 Speaker 1: dumb piece of shops on the bottom a shoe? Bring, 821 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,960 Speaker 1: bring your hand tie? Do you mind grabing it with 822 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:29,040 Speaker 1: your feet? Bring? Bring? Bring? Okay, here it is bring. Oh, hello, 823 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,239 Speaker 1: that's my lawyer. What's going on? Hey, earl? We need 824 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:39,799 Speaker 1: your help? Oh I've fallen? Okay, you all right? I 825 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,960 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what to call. You have Lifeline, 826 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,200 Speaker 1: don't you? Yeah? I have that button. I have a 827 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,080 Speaker 1: bracelet with the button on it. Should I press that? 828 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,439 Speaker 1: You should press that? Earl? Okay, okay, you're gonna oh, 829 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,200 Speaker 1: you're gonna hang up. Well, I can stand the line 830 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,960 Speaker 1: until until Lifeline calls you. But I do need to 831 00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,800 Speaker 1: you got my text. My foot is getting tired. I 832 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,000 Speaker 1: can't okay, what do you want? What do you want 833 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,240 Speaker 1: me to do? Just just keep it up? Hello, Lifeline? 834 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:14,160 Speaker 1: Can I help you? Oh? I fell down? You've you've done? What? Now? 835 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:24,120 Speaker 1: I've fallen? Okay? And and I I can't do what 836 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:33,799 Speaker 1: I fall I fall in. I can't. You can't what 837 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,560 Speaker 1: I can't? I can't. I can't get up. Give me 838 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:43,200 Speaker 1: another non applicable beer? He said, Larry said it. He 839 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,239 Speaker 1: said it. He said it when you when you went 840 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,200 Speaker 1: to go chu, I didn't. You're addicted to these not 841 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,120 Speaker 1: applicable beers. You're addicted to the zero alcohol you got. 842 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,680 Speaker 1: You got a problem. Well I didn't catch him the moment, 843 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,239 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to do what we do, which is 844 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,799 Speaker 1: at the end of the day we go back and 845 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,920 Speaker 1: to the all the day that is our show for today, 846 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:10,880 Speaker 1: Let's take all my oh my, James Eni, thank you 847 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,080 Speaker 1: so much for being here, Brother Buzz, thanks for having me. 848 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,440 Speaker 1: This was one hell of a lot of fun today. 849 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,160 Speaker 1: I like the simple suggestions that we can go so 850 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,040 Speaker 1: crazy with. Yeah, me too, And that's good to hear 851 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,560 Speaker 1: because I've got nothing but simple ones for the next 852 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:31,719 Speaker 1: three weeks. Um uh, where should folks uh follow or 853 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,600 Speaker 1: look you up? Well, I guess you could just search 854 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,439 Speaker 1: me on Google real James Heeney. There's probably other James 855 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,719 Speaker 1: Senis that show up. You can see shame As Heeney. 856 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,680 Speaker 1: But you'll know my face is I'm the one with 857 00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,799 Speaker 1: the with the must at. You'll know my face here 858 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:52,720 Speaker 1: now you'll know my face shame As Heeny for the record, 859 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:57,319 Speaker 1: But thank you great google me, Caroline Connor, thank you 860 00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,120 Speaker 1: so much for being here. Thank you for having me. 861 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,520 Speaker 1: I want to tell people to not google me because 862 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,560 Speaker 1: there's a very successful folk singer songwriter with the name 863 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,400 Speaker 1: Caroline Cotter. So if you google me, you're going to 864 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,000 Speaker 1: probably find her um, or you could just check her out. 865 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:18,120 Speaker 1: Um We also kind of don't look different enough that 866 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,120 Speaker 1: you wouldn't think we're each other. Do you have a 867 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,720 Speaker 1: favorite of her songs? No, I've never listened to one, 868 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,400 Speaker 1: But no I haven't one time. Someone sent me an 869 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,160 Speaker 1: emailment for her. Maybe I'll listen this week, so follow 870 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,640 Speaker 1: you know Caroline Cotter Music. If you go to Caroline 871 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,160 Speaker 1: Cotter dot com. That's her website, so check it out. 872 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker 1: Awesome Chris Alvarado, Oh, buddy, so happy to hear you're 873 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,360 Speaker 1: feeling great. I'm feeling good. A couple of things. I 874 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,280 Speaker 1: got a haircut and my hair is too short, so 875 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,800 Speaker 1: that's unfortunate. I also have a similar thing. There is 876 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,720 Speaker 1: a Christopardo who's a musician. I think his website is 877 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,560 Speaker 1: Chris Abroado live or his Instagram with live, but I'll 878 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,080 Speaker 1: get I get tagged in his like Christobardo is playing 879 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,680 Speaker 1: on the patio of this restaurant all all the time. 880 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,520 Speaker 1: That's why you gotta stick with Chris. Anthony Alvaro Yep, yep. 881 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,640 Speaker 1: Much respect though to the musician Chris Alvarado, I wish 882 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,040 Speaker 1: him the best. I hope he's doing well right on. 883 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:15,680 Speaker 1: That's very sweet and supportive and wonderful. Craig Atkowski, Thank you, buddy, 884 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,080 Speaker 1: thank you. I'm the one and only Craig Atkowski. But 885 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,280 Speaker 1: that's because I changed my name for show business. My 886 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:26,800 Speaker 1: given name, of course, was Neil Young. Thanks for being here, 887 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:31,000 Speaker 1: Joey Griman, I'm a pleasure to be here. And there's 888 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,320 Speaker 1: an artist his I don't know if his name is. 889 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,440 Speaker 1: I don't know his real name, but like his handle 890 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,760 Speaker 1: is I think gold Star Music or something some of 891 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,320 Speaker 1: that effect. He kind of looks like me, and I 892 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,040 Speaker 1: messaged him on Instagram. I was like, hey man, I 893 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,400 Speaker 1: think we look alike. Do you need a stuntman for 894 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,200 Speaker 1: any of your music videos? And that's all I sent 895 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,360 Speaker 1: to him. Uh And he did not respond. Could he 896 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:58,000 Speaker 1: tell you were pronouncing its stuntman? I don't know, just 897 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,640 Speaker 1: wrote to him. Jamie and I were in a restaurant 898 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,880 Speaker 1: the other day and a guy leans over and says, hey, sorry, 899 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,280 Speaker 1: I just gotta say you're my show business look alike. 900 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,360 Speaker 1: People tell me all the time. This guy was not 901 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:15,160 Speaker 1: a tractory. On the way out, was like he had 902 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 1: a giant nose and he was like sixty pounds hoverything. 903 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,840 Speaker 1: What is this why would you. So, I'm gonna say, 904 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:27,400 Speaker 1: everyone out there be careful. Yeah yeah right, You could 905 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:33,280 Speaker 1: really hurt someone's feelings. All right. Thank you all very 906 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,320 Speaker 1: much for joining us today. We love each and every 907 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,480 Speaker 1: one of you. Please continue to write to us in 908 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,600 Speaker 1: all the fashions and forms. Be kind to each other please, 909 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,120 Speaker 1: and as your host Kevin Pollock, reminding you until next time, 910 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:01,400 Speaker 1: no