WEBVTT - Booty Taxes - 10.20.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Shirley Carla Jr., I got a question.

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<v Speaker 4>What gets taxed? Pretty much everything gets taxed, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything.

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<v Speaker 1>When you purchase or, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just pay.

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<v Speaker 4>You're paying. You're more, you know, your house gets taxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Food, groceries.

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<v Speaker 3>Your property gets taxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Purchase your food, your groceries. Everything has taxes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So there are some things that we.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to talk about in this prank today.

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<v Speaker 6>Booty taxes. Booty get taxed?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't know? I did not have a clue.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Booty taxes. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know a lot of parents are riding right

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<v Speaker 4>now and you're taking these kids to school and I

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<v Speaker 4>know you don't, you, you want to hear your prank

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<v Speaker 4>of the day and I apologize, but yeah, these is

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<v Speaker 4>booty taxes.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to have, how long you been knowing this time?

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<v Speaker 3>People have been taxing booties. You just didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving along. Nothing to say here.

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<v Speaker 4>You teach somebody something and they don't want the knowledge

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<v Speaker 4>or the wisdom to it.

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<v Speaker 3>No problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>My bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, try to help somebody out and let them learn

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<v Speaker 3>a little something. Let's go ahead. Let's just go with

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<v Speaker 3>the prank. This right here is booty taxes. Let's go, CatDog.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. This is E. Hey, Kendrick,

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<v Speaker 6>how you doing, man? My name is Anthony, man. Anthony,

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<v Speaker 6>they call me AC. How you doing? I'm good, bro.

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<v Speaker 5>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good. I'm good. Hey, listen, this right here, man, this,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even know how to put this, though, but hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm calling you, man, because I got some issues. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>getting ready to file my taxes, and I'm going through

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<v Speaker 6>all my expenses, all my receipts, and all this kind

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<v Speaker 6>of stuff. You know, I just, I can't, I can't

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<v Speaker 6>just let this go, man. I didn't spend like $ 20, 000

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<v Speaker 6>on your wife last year. And I'm trying to figure out.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 5>You asking me, you don't spend $ 20, 000 on the chick

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<v Speaker 5>I'm married to. Is that what you're telling me?

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<v Speaker 6>All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 6>do a write-off. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>trying to claim... No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 5>F * * * the write-off. Basically, what you're telling

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<v Speaker 5>me is you f * * * ed my wife.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't say all that. I ain't say all that.

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<v Speaker 5>What the f * * * are you saying, bro?

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<v Speaker 6>All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out, is

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<v Speaker 6>it all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses? Man,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm over 20 grand on money I spent on Melanie

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<v Speaker 6>last year.

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<v Speaker 5>So let me understand something right quick. You asking me

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<v Speaker 5>for permission to claim my wife. When the f * * *

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<v Speaker 5>did you ask for permission to f * * *

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<v Speaker 5>my wife? Help me with that, bro. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's do this here. Gerard, I ain't say I did that.

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<v Speaker 6>You saying that? I'm saying I just want to claim

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<v Speaker 6>the taxes because I spent $ 20, 000 on it. That's all

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<v Speaker 6>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let's do this, bro. Let's put mail on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's put mail on the motherfucking phone.

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<v Speaker 6>We ain't got a brain mail in this. We ain't

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<v Speaker 6>got a brain mail in this. What I'm saying is.

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<v Speaker 5>Motherfucker, she already in it.

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<v Speaker 6>She in it.

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<v Speaker 5>What the fuck you mean we ain't got a brain

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<v Speaker 5>in it?

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<v Speaker 6>She in it.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, you must be outside your fucking mind.

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<v Speaker 6>All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with

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<v Speaker 6>me claiming mail?

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<v Speaker 5>You motherfucking right I do, bro. I got a motherfucking

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<v Speaker 5>problem having this whole motherfucking conversation. First of all, how

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck did you get my information? How did you

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<v Speaker 5>get my number, bro?

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<v Speaker 6>I asked around for your number. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 6>call you. It took me a week to call you.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to... Dude,

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<v Speaker 6>I done spent 20 grand, dog. You know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 5>When did you spend $ 20, 000? That's the shit I want

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<v Speaker 5>to know. I ain't spent $ 20, 000 on this mother. And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm married to her. So what the fuck are you

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<v Speaker 5>doing that you spent $ 20, 000 on my wife? And then

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<v Speaker 5>you want to claim that shit? Let me understand that shit, bro.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, man, I ain't trying to go into all my

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<v Speaker 6>receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 6>to do that. All I'm trying to do is just,

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<v Speaker 6>I just want, I want to know if you, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't want us both claiming it because.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how you get in trouble. Bro, you already in

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<v Speaker 5>motherfucking trouble. Trouble is the last motherfucking thing you ought

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<v Speaker 5>to be worried about. And you calling my motherfucking phone,

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<v Speaker 5>telling me about some shit that you got going on

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<v Speaker 5>with my old lady, and then you telling me, can

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<v Speaker 5>I have your permission? You motherfucking... Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, dawg, we got to get some kind of resolution

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<v Speaker 6>to this.

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<v Speaker 5>A good resolution is a good ass whooping. What the

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<v Speaker 5>fuck you mean a resolution? That's the only motherfucking resolution

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<v Speaker 5>we gonna.

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<v Speaker 6>Get, bro.

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<v Speaker 5>Ain't no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution. We ain't

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<v Speaker 5>got shit else to talk about. We ain't got a

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<v Speaker 5>motherfucking thing to talk about. That's the resolution I got, partner.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you what, bro. I'm texting Mel right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been texting her since we've been on this motherfucking phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay. What are you texting her for?

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<v Speaker 5>What the fuck do you mean, what am I texting

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<v Speaker 5>her for? She is a subject matter. So that's why

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck I'm texting her. But you better pray to

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<v Speaker 5>God this is some bullshit. I hope to God y'all

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<v Speaker 5>got y'all people fucked up with me like this, partner.

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<v Speaker 5>This ain't going to go good, bro. At all. At all.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so I guess I can't claim him at this point.

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<v Speaker 5>Hell, mother----- no.

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<v Speaker 6>So what you want to do, though?

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<v Speaker 5>Bro, I done already told you what the---- I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to do. And I'm waiting on Mel's.

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<v Speaker 6>Response on this mother----.

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<v Speaker 5>She act like she's slower than a mother----. She came

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<v Speaker 5>tight fast. But somebody go give me some---- now.

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<v Speaker 6>Today. Today. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, look here, bro. I don't know who this is

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<v Speaker 5>on the other end of this song. I hope to

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<v Speaker 5>God this is something out of X-Files or some shit

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<v Speaker 5>that I can't even fathom. You better pray to God

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<v Speaker 5>y'all playing with me. This is some bullshit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so... Can I go on and tell you this here, dog,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I'm going to get out your way, man,

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<v Speaker 6>because I know how it's going to go after this.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I just go on and tell you something else?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what the f * * * you

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<v Speaker 5>can tell.

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<v Speaker 6>Me, but the only thing I can tell you, the

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<v Speaker 6>only thing I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this

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<v Speaker 6>is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife, Melanie,

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<v Speaker 6>got me to break the phone call, you dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Boy, y'all some ratting motherf * * * ers, boss.

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<v Speaker 5>You look at how many of us. Oh, God. Man,

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<v Speaker 5>y'all ain't.

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<v Speaker 6>Y'all ain't.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm sitting up there crackling and I don't do

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<v Speaker 5>them away. You all right, man?

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<v Speaker 6>I got to make sure you're all right before we

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<v Speaker 6>get off the phone. You're good.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I got to go get me a drink. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm all right. All right, tell me this, man.

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<v Speaker 6>What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 6>in the land?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, the Steve Harvey Martin Show with that rotten lip.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell me.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's only right for me to call it

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<v Speaker 3>a hug. Don't y'all think? No.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on now.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about $ 20, 000 here, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about $ 20, 000. Ten a cheek. $ 10, 000 a cheek. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Per cheek.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to write this off. You don't understand.

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<v Speaker 6>This is too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm proud of you, Tom.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care nothing about your husband knowing this no more.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care nothing about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm proud of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you proud?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tax. I didn't even know you could tax that.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's taxes.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all don't see what this need to be wrote on?

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<v Speaker 3>BBL booty taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And put that on line number six. Put it right

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<v Speaker 4>there on line six on what we just got through

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<v Speaker 4>paying for.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>You are crazy. Well, how about you going to get back?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not really mad. You're getting a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>You might get my $ 3, 000, $ 4, 000 back off these boot attacks.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we got to go. This is insanity. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.