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Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, it's Sophia. Welcome to work in progress. Welcome

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Speaker 1: back to work in progress. Friends. We have a guest

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Speaker 1: I have been dying to get for so long, a

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Speaker 1: comedy legend, someone who makes me laugh so hard, someone undeniable.

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Speaker 1: Leslie Jones is on the show today. Long before blockbuster

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Speaker 1: films and sold out tours and Saturday Night Live, Leslie

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Speaker 1: spent years in comedy clubs, developing her stand up voice

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Speaker 1: and discovering how her one of one presence could light

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Speaker 1: up a room, whether she is roasting politicians, live tweeting

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Speaker 1: the Olympics, or sharing her take on injustice, hypocrisy and

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Speaker 1: the absolute absurdity of these times. Leslie's built a career

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Speaker 1: saying most of us are thinking, but maybe a little

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Speaker 1: care to say out loud. And behind that famous persona

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Speaker 1: is someone who's still figuring it out, what it means

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Speaker 1: to keep evolving, and doing it with humor. Let's dive

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Speaker 1: in with Leslie Jones.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hey, how you doing.

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Speaker 1: Leslie Jones? I am fucking obsessed with you. I'm so

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Speaker 1: happy you're here like that, you are you, you are.

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Speaker 3: So demure, And then all of a sudden, it's like

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Speaker 3: Jones like fucking love you.

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking love you. No, you are like you are

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Speaker 1: a get for me. I'm so happy.

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Speaker 2: Hi, that's so sweet. I like them curtains behind you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you there from Amazon?

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Speaker 2: Really Amazon, I mean great, but Jeff theso but horrible.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's not I'm like, it's I'm

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Speaker 1: not proud of it, but I did. It was many

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Speaker 1: years ago that I bought us. So here we are

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Speaker 1: one of.

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Speaker 3: Us, are Target and Amazon are the devil, and we.

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Speaker 2: Just mean, like what you know, ghost, That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: I know it. I know it.

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Speaker 2: Ghost.

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Speaker 1: You know maybe we could maybe we should make that

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Speaker 1: movie just like three Sassy Lady goes. Who else are

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Speaker 1: we going to get? We just we just go haunt

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Speaker 1: the billionaires, be like you fucking piece of ship. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: right at the end of the bed. You think you're

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Speaker 1: going to sleep tonight, You're never gonna sleep again.

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Speaker 2: I think again.

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Speaker 1: You heard it here first, folks. You're making a movie

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Speaker 1: coming in twenty twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are funny. You are brilliant. I

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Speaker 1: am I'm so happy you're here today. Like there are

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Speaker 1: some days where I'm just like is there? What are

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Speaker 1: we doing? What are we doing? Is there a point

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Speaker 1: to this? Should I keep screaming into the void? And

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Speaker 1: then I'm like, Leslie's Leslie's yelling too, but like we

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Speaker 1: make it funny when we can.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean we're yelling. But is anyone really listening?

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Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. I don't know. I mean Congress isn't.

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Speaker 2: But that's for you know, they were never listening. I mean,

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Speaker 2: they were never listening. I think that we are.

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Speaker 3: I think people are starting to come up out of

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Speaker 3: this whatever this was.

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Speaker 2: This what they call it phase? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I really feel I was going to say delusion, but

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Speaker 3: I think COVID really affected us in a mental way,

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Speaker 3: and I'm for us not to recognize it is.

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Speaker 2: What's fucking us up right now.

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Speaker 3: And like when we came out of COVID, it should

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Speaker 3: have been like official, Hey, we're coming out of COVID.

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Speaker 3: Everybody need to get some mental work. Everybody needs to

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Speaker 3: you know, we need to talk. They need to be

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Speaker 3: that that should there should have been forums for people

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Speaker 2: Get that shit out, because.

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Speaker 1: It's a full system reset.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not normal for us to be have locked

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Speaker 2: up for two years.

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Speaker 3: It's not normal. That's not a normal thing that happened

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Speaker 3: to us, and people need to understand that. And I

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Speaker 3: really think, I hate to say this, a lot of

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Speaker 3: people can't be alone with themselves, and that is something

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Speaker 3: that we all learn as humans, right, like we all

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Speaker 3: it's just been a skew ever since. Like it's like

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Speaker 2: In the sun.

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Speaker 3: It's like we're watching a bad eighties disaster movie.

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Speaker 1: Yes, like a made for TV movie.

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Speaker 3: He's doing everything that we would think it's crazy. He's

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Speaker 3: doing literally everything, and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like every day and we know and this is what

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Speaker 2: I tire, buddy, you know how this movie is gonna end? Right? Hello,

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Speaker 2: you can't keep doing bad and expect good to happen. No,

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Speaker 2: it's good. It's gonna collapse like a motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Well, and it just doesn't even make any sense, Like

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Speaker 1: we're legalizing more forever chemicals in the air and the water,

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Speaker 1: Like God, what we live here? Like we live here?

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Speaker 1: And by the way I think about this, you know,

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Speaker 1: we're having this conversation in the week that we just

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Speaker 1: got the world's first trillionaire. Ketamine cowboy now has a

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Speaker 1: trillion dollars to spend. I can't even fathom it. And

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Speaker 1: this man is obsessed with going to Mars, right, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, tell me you've never done a day

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Speaker 1: of work in a carceral system anywhere, Because I don't

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Speaker 1: care if you're going to build your prison to look

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Speaker 1: like the Four Seasons you're talking about building a prison,

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Speaker 1: like you can't go outside on Mars. You will never

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Speaker 1: And even if you engineer all of that in your

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Speaker 1: weird bougie prison bubble, it will be fake and your

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Speaker 1: humanity will know it, and you will you will go

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Speaker 1: crazier than you already are. And sir, you're already crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're hallucinating at the White House on camera.

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Speaker 2: All I could think of was total recall.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god it is.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's all I could think about it. What

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Speaker 3: was that's the one where they went to Mars?

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Speaker 2: Right? I think so I forgot what you was where.

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Speaker 3: Armod Schwizzenegga went to Mars? And like, what my thing

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Speaker 3: is is that those people don't live.

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Speaker 2: In an actual real world.

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Speaker 3: They have their own bubble and they don't understand that

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Speaker 3: they're in their own bubble. They don't have they don't

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Speaker 3: have no respect for humanity because and I hate to

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Speaker 3: say this, but a lot of rich white motherfuckers have

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Speaker 3: this entitlement of life. It's going to happen to me

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like them all building these bunkers.

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Speaker 3: Well, my thing is, why didn't you learn from Steve Jobs?

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Speaker 3: Steve was so rich and he couldn't save himself from dying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. And that's what.

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Speaker 3: Another thing too, Like when you look at these movies

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Speaker 2: And why why is everybody trying to live forever? And

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Speaker 2: why I don't want that? No one you should not

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Speaker 2: want that.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 3: It's not even like everybody wants to do anything that's

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Speaker 3: Like you're supposed to grow old, you're supposed to pass

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Speaker 3: it on. We're supposed to be a community. But everybody

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Speaker 3: wants to fight against that.

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Speaker 2: And I don't.

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Speaker 3: Well, not everybody, I would say really strongly. The Republicans

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Speaker 3: and the people that like that, they really don't believe

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Speaker 2: That's why we pay taxes so the streets can get fixed.

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Speaker 1: I don't either. And people who think they should just

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Speaker 1: be able to hoard everything. I've started saying a new

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Speaker 1: in quote social services, Okay, what I want you to

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Speaker 1: well I didn't mean that. And I'm like, what do

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just like what why do they think that

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Speaker 2: Like whatever happens is just going to jump over them.

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Speaker 3: And then they have children, so I'll be like, do

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Speaker 3: lack of empathy, that's the lack of either. And okay,

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Speaker 3: and this is my theory. I'm starting to really believe

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Speaker 3: that they're aliens. That's the only that's the only explanation.

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Speaker 1: Because the only way you could pillage a planet like

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Speaker 3: The only way that you could be so lack of

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Speaker 2: That's that's the only thing. Because and then when you

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Speaker 2: look at them, don't they look like aliens?

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Speaker 3: Elon must look like the dude that has a person

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Speaker 2: Haven't seen Peter till that. I'm fighting, He's fighting to

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Speaker 1: probably have the same FYP considering our opinions. But somebody goes,

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Speaker 1: what's your hot take on America? And she goes, America

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Speaker 1: is just three billionaires in a trench coat. I was

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Speaker 1: like to Shay, to Shay, that is so true, because

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Speaker 1: it is it's very men in black in here right now.

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Speaker 3: Very yucky when it comes to when it comes to

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Speaker 2: I just I just don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Okay, everything that was weird because like, Okay, the MAGA

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Speaker 3: they're always talking about how everybody's pedophiles and all of that,

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Speaker 3: But then it's you know how they're saying, is y'all

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Speaker 3: thou protest too much? Y'all ptophiles, y'all everything that you're yelling,

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Speaker 3: that's what you are.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is in the ebsteam files more than Jesus

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Speaker 1: is in the.

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Speaker 3: Bible, talking about even the makeup people they want to

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Speaker 2: This is the thing I want to know. What what

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Speaker 2: is men's fascination with children?

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Speaker 3: Why is that fucking fast? I'm I really that's the

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Speaker 3: thing I want to you know. I used to My

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Speaker 3: major was criminal justice and I wanted to find serial killers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want to talk to you about

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Speaker 1: this so bad.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to be a serial killer finder. That's what

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Speaker 2: Well, this is what this is.

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Speaker 3: So the system that you think is working against us

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Speaker 2: If everybody went out and even.

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Speaker 3: If two thirds of us started voting, this ship would

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Speaker 2: Like you wouldn't have been able to cheat. And they're

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Speaker 1: We're bragging about it.

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Speaker 1: I know it, I know it, And now a word

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Speaker 1: But here we are like you like me, are an entertainer.

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Speaker 3: you notice everybody always comes over and sits by and

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Speaker 3: everybody starts laughing? Like do you know you can make

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Speaker 3: anyone laugh? And then that's when everything started coming to me,

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Speaker 3: like I was like, sign me up. But when I

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Speaker 3: was walking home, I was like, yeah, I've always been

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Speaker 3: kind of funny, even when I was eight years old.

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Speaker 2: Like you said, you go back to the eight year old.

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Speaker 3: I was down tumbling making my friends laugh, doing fun shit.

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Speaker 2: I always liked to laugh. That was my fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: When I was young.

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Speaker 3: Laughing was just so fun like when you especially if

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Speaker 3: I made somebody laugh, but laughing all together and my

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Speaker 3: dad was hilarious, so like we was always laughing, like

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Speaker 3: as a whole, like when we had all the family over,

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Speaker 3: everybody's funny. You could just hear people laughing and yet

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Speaker 3: and that was something I always loved. So when I

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Speaker 3: got to the apartment to meet her because we were

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Speaker 3: gonna go drink, and she was like, bitch, I signed

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Speaker 3: you up for the contest.

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Speaker 1: She signed you up.

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Speaker 3: I said, what what, Why would you do that? Why

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Speaker 3: would you do that? I told you not to do that?

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Speaker 3: And then I started laughing and she was like, you

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Speaker 3: know you funny, you know. I was like, oh, bitch,

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Speaker 3: I can't do this. I can't go on stage. She

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Speaker 3: was like, you're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: You can, and you're gonna.

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Speaker 3: And I rehearsed all week because I've apparently had some

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Speaker 3: jokes that I guess I thought I was gonna do.

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Speaker 2: And all one and from it.

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Speaker 3: But it was really really not even about the contest.

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Speaker 3: It was about me sitting and observing, like this is

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Speaker 3: something that I didn't know I could do.

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Speaker 2: I was observing the other people.

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Speaker 3: I knew what they was going to do, Like I

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Speaker 3: knew this girl was going to be too drunk to perform.

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Speaker 3: I knew this guy was going to be too nervous

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Speaker 3: to perform. Like I was just kicking little things out.

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Speaker 3: And then when I went up on stage, he introduced me,

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you for real, Sophia. As soon as I

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Speaker 3: touched the mic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew that. I knew that that was what

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Speaker 2: I was going to do the rest of my life.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it really found you, like you're calling found you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: The way I want to talk with this woman forever,

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Speaker 1: and honestly wish we were doing it over dinner with

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Speaker 1: a cocktail. Tune back in for part two.