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Speaker 1: What's up.

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Speaker 2: It's Bei Wang here your favorite producer for Bombing Again,

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Speaker 2: where Eric Andre talks to comedians, artists, and other interesting

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Speaker 2: people about the worst bomb of their careers. Last week,

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Speaker 2: the Bombing Team selected a few staff favorites, so here's

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Speaker 2: another compilation of our favorites from this season. This week

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Speaker 2: we have clips from Cosmo Lambino, Queen of Melrose, Comedians

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Speaker 2: Lisa Traeger and Jay Jorden, Blake Anderson and Sarah Squirm,

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Speaker 2: Robert Smigel, Triumph, the Insult, comic Dog, DJ Who, Kid Chef,

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Speaker 2: Brian Soou and Derek Beckles enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Bombing bing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 4: The Queen of Melrose aka Cosmo Lombino. I want to

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Speaker 4: know why are you on cops. That's a bit of

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Speaker 4: a bomb and I love that you ever selling a

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Speaker 4: perfume called Mike. That's what we have to put this

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Speaker 4: image up on the fucking he servant. You're selling a

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Speaker 4: signature sent called my cunt. You know what's prutty and salt? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Wow, you guys get some Wow. I sold out? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I need I need something. You want to smell Cosmos cunt?

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Speaker 4: I want to smell Cosmo. I never thought I did

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 6: I always know, I always do. I was on the.

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Speaker 4: Fence, but now I'm now I'm no longer of fence.

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Speaker 4: I'm okay, So cops, we got to talk about why

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Speaker 4: are you on cops?

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Speaker 5: So I'm in La. This is when I first come

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Speaker 5: to La again, and I'm here for a few years,

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Speaker 5: and I go, let me go buy some drugs. So

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Speaker 5: I wear a like this Azida sweatsuit and my my

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Speaker 5: twin brother and a baseball hat. And I don't look

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Speaker 5: like this at all. I look like my twin brother.

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Speaker 5: Right to go, bad neighborhood. So anyway, I'm a cat

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Speaker 5: and Santa Monica Boulevard there was the drug spot there,

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Speaker 5: so there I go, I'm buying drugs. And then all

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Speaker 5: of a sudden they're like, you're on cops. And I

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Speaker 5: turn around right as me and these two guys ready

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Speaker 5: to go and get our freak on and have fun.

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Speaker 5: And I had the trucks in my hand, and I

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Speaker 5: turned around and the first year of cops, Oh, so

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Speaker 5: face and.

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Speaker 6: God stretch feet for me. Don't move, okay, sure, what's

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Speaker 6: your name?

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Speaker 5: Don't all right?

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Speaker 6: Jose from New York. You want how long you've been

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Speaker 6: out here?

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Speaker 3: Out it.

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Speaker 7: Have you got in your pocket? You know, anything shop

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Speaker 7: or anything. I'm a jab myself on to you. Then

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna cut my cell phone and poke myself. Okay,

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Speaker 7: do you have identification or anything?

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Speaker 8: No idea, I just poked thout here.

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Speaker 6: But I just got a job on no road.

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Speaker 9: Did you see?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Where do you live at? I'll stay with my mom

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Speaker 6: and w hill are.

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Speaker 9: You done over in this part of the neighborhood.

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Speaker 6: I was looking for my god, won't you do my favorite?

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Speaker 6: Wann't you step back? Watch step? Okay, I'm step one

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Speaker 6: over here for me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, stand next to the and they're like, we're gonna

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Speaker 5: go see if you have a warrant, you know, and

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Speaker 5: then if you sign this release, we'll let you go.

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Speaker 5: So I had all cocaine crack in my mouth and

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Speaker 5: they're asking me questions and I'm praying that one don't

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Speaker 5: fall out right right? So anyway, So do they.

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Speaker 11: Like arrest you, put you in the car, and then

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Speaker 11: have you sign a release and you can.

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Speaker 5: So they said, if you signed this release to show

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Speaker 5: your face on cops, we're gonna let you go because

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Speaker 5: I had a warrant. So otherwise they would have suck

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Speaker 5: me in. I would have signed anything to go smoke

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Speaker 5: my coke and get away from them, right so, and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, it's not a thing, because who heard of Cops.

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Speaker 5: Nobody heard of A few weeks later, they're calling me

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Speaker 5: from New York because it's three hours difference there, and

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Speaker 5: they're like, I hear Cosmo in my living room. I go,

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Speaker 5: look at the CV. Cosmo's on Cops.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: So they just kept on playing that episode. It was

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Speaker 5: the first year of Cops, but till this day. You know,

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Speaker 5: the repeats, what you're going to do when they come

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Speaker 5: for you. They keep on playing that fucking episode. Oh

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Speaker 5: my god, nothing I could do about it. I signed

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Speaker 5: my cunts away.

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Speaker 11: I absolutely have.

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Speaker 4: That was when I was on to Catch a Predator.

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Speaker 4: I thought that those twelve year old girls what in

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Speaker 4: Mike's hard lemonade? And I was wrong.

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Speaker 11: I always feel bad for the guy.

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Speaker 4: I feel a little bit better.

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Speaker 6: I always want pedophile on that show.

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Speaker 11: Always.

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Speaker 4: I don't feel bad for pedophiles in general, but on

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Speaker 4: the show, so we're kind of like, well, I'm not.

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Speaker 11: I'm always give him a break.

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Speaker 5: Remember, I'm like Georgia a little bit.

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Speaker 4: You know, He's all big stuff because the other side

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Speaker 4: of it is the Chris Hansen Nazi guy and then

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Speaker 4: this fascistic swat team that comes in. You're like, I

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Speaker 4: don't really like a fascistic swat team either, like police

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Speaker 4: power destroying. Yeah for lower class guy that feels weird too,

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Speaker 4: can't fuck kids, I got it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's.

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Speaker 11: My heart always goes out to the guys on that way.

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Speaker 5: It's overkilled, like yeah, devastated. Yeah, that's kind of how

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Speaker 5: I was, you know. So yeah, that's what happens. You

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Speaker 5: know these fucking shows. They set you up. You know

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Speaker 5: what celebrities have you worked with? So I work with

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Speaker 5: in Sync back in the day. I made them the

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Speaker 5: first outfits they ever performed. Really, they came in with them.

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Speaker 4: You need your own museum.

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Speaker 5: Remember the manager that they fired, Yeah, the freak. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: So he came in with them and they wanted my outfits,

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Speaker 5: and he didn't want to pay for them because they

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Speaker 5: were kind of pricey. So I had like Nikki six

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Speaker 5: in my outfits back.

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Speaker 4: In the day.

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Speaker 5: You know, he did Motley Crue. I did Motley Crue.

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Speaker 4: You see all your connections through your dad's restaurant. How

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Speaker 4: did you so into the pipeline of it's celebrity in LA.

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Speaker 5: Just opening a STOREM Melrose and the taste and I

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Speaker 5: have them.

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Speaker 4: You'll see you made things well and you have good taste. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So the word was out. There was a big buzz.

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Speaker 5: This is Queen on Melrose and your charisma, you know,

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Speaker 5: and you're personable. Yeah, so there was a vibe.

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Speaker 4: You know, I think you should run for mayor of

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Speaker 4: Los Angeles. To do it. You're gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 5: You know. I just got into proclamation. Did you hear

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Speaker 5: about that?

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Speaker 4: What is that? Like the emancipation proclaim? It's Queen of

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Speaker 4: Melrose day or so.

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Speaker 5: Now the mayor of West Hollywood gave me a proclamation

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Speaker 5: like the Keys to the City a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 4: What is it? Unlock?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it's just like basically maybe a free

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Speaker 5: gym membership at the new gym.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you run for mayor or something? Run for something,

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Speaker 4: you know, something city council.

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Speaker 5: Never know what's going to happen. I mean, like I

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Speaker 5: went on the internet to sell address and here I

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Speaker 5: am getting, like sitting with you right now in your podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're super fans.

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Speaker 5: They just flew me. They just slew me to New

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Speaker 5: York to do a huge brand deal for boys smell.

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Speaker 5: So it's a candle of luxury canoys smell boys smell.

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Speaker 5: Google it luxury candles. Right, they have a locker room candle. Yes,

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Speaker 5: and they have like a like smelly nuts candle and

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Speaker 5: all that. Anyway, Jesus. So they flew me there for

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Speaker 5: like three days, and I'm going to be on the

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Speaker 5: billboard Christmas, Yes, on the digital billboard, like pinch me,

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Speaker 5: pinch me. She went from burnt me balls says. So

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Speaker 5: it's a moment. That's why I cried a little when

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Speaker 5: you said something good, because it really is a pinch

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Speaker 5: me moment. I never thought this was happening, like sad

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Speaker 5: leg really behind a dumpster, like down down Macarthough's Park.

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Speaker 4: You're a star. It's just so charismatic and likable and

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Speaker 4: down to earth that easy to work with.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Come on, have you ever eaten ass? You know what?

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Speaker 5: I don't eat ass anymore?

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Speaker 6: Or German?

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Speaker 5: Because this guy's dick was so big and he was

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Speaker 5: so like impossible.

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Speaker 11: What is it about the ass.

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Speaker 5: That he was really hard? Why not down there help yourself,

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Speaker 5: help yourself to the go down isn't it amazing? It's

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Speaker 5: the best feeling. She's a bit of a freak.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's move forward. Let's to change it.

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Speaker 11: So let's change this. It's about you. This is your.

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Speaker 4: Showy Okay, what's the worst gig you ever had? What's

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Speaker 4: the biggest bomb? Bomb at a fashion show or a

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Speaker 4: storf went under because you had a shady business partner

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Speaker 4: or some celebrity fucking lashed out at you because you

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Speaker 4: sucked something up.

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Speaker 5: So you guys the biggest bomb Guy's no awful one.

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Speaker 5: They sing that song. I swear.

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Speaker 4: That's my riot profile song. I can't afford this part

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Speaker 4: of the back guy, I love you and give me

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Speaker 4: those poppers.

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Speaker 11: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: I want to stick them on my whole right now.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, I are you working for them?

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Speaker 5: So I did their tuxedos for the Miss America pageant

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Speaker 5: in Look New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: You got some high steaks gigs. I did a lot

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Speaker 4: of pressure. I did a lot of good It's more

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Speaker 5: It's a lot. The Queen was like, yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 5: I really love that little bit a little bit about that.

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Speaker 5: So I really love what I did. And that's what

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Speaker 5: I came here for. I came here to cut hair.

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Speaker 5: But I cut somebody's ear low off and I'm want

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Speaker 5: to high on crack.

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Speaker 4: So that's waiting to take a couple of stories.

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Speaker 5: So my father was all looked up, so he carried

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Speaker 5: when you come out here, I'm going to put you

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Speaker 5: in the salon. I'm telling you farah fawcet Liz. Tell

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Speaker 5: her you're going to be hooked up. This is where

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Speaker 5: they get their hairds on tailor and suns at boulevard.

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Speaker 5: So I come out here, I go to somebody's house.

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Speaker 5: So she wants a bob So.

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Speaker 4: No party.

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Speaker 5: I'm wired right, you tell us who it is? Slaps

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Speaker 5: Thank god, Barbara streisup. This was She's not a celebrity,

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Speaker 5: but she was a beautiful girl, you know, until your

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Speaker 5: mutilated party girl. So her hair was so thick, and

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Speaker 5: I'm like, girl, you have big hair?

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Speaker 4: Girl?

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Speaker 5: Why is it that dick? So I go cut it

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Speaker 5: in the mirror. She's crying and I'm like, why are

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Speaker 5: you crying?

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Speaker 11: She's not saying how would you come?

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Speaker 2: My?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You coming? So anyone I went, no, I did, there's

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Speaker 5: no blood and it was just such a clean cut.

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Speaker 5: And then when I went like like blood came out,

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, that's my career as

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Speaker 5: She did have to get stitches. Th oh, but we're

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Speaker 4: So what's the worst bomb gig? The worst gig you've had?

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Speaker 4: You're all for one. I swear you're putting the tuxedos

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Speaker 5: Were they were asking Miss America and New Jersey. I

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Speaker 5: and then after so you're nervous, you're it was like

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Speaker 5: They do, they do, they do, but we just want

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Speaker 5: Melrose doing all these fabulous things?

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Speaker 4: Right, what was the worst job you ever had? What

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Speaker 5: Before hair, I kind of worked at an insurance company,

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Speaker 4: Blow and.

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Speaker 5: I said, I gotta be real creative, real quick. I

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 5: Answer the door because I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Like I heard some stories he's got

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Speaker 4: It's gotta be like a baseball bat. No, you know,

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Speaker 5: A penis enlargement doctor. He says. The biggest clients hell

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Speaker 5: he has is the NFL.

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Speaker 4: Because they kind of weirdly have small dicks, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, because it's like the whole myth, like, yeah, you

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Speaker 5: don't know. And I heard good, good stories about Shaq

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Speaker 5: But he did an answer the door in his underwear

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Speaker 4: Do you think some of those basketball players are on

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Speaker 4: the down loan and they have, like I think, little

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Speaker 4: boy toys. Ninety percent of them are ninety percent of

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Speaker 4: them have a little boy Yeah. Yeah, I think so

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Speaker 5: Especially now if you watch YouTube, they're all coming out.

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Speaker 5: It's all out of the you know the rappers that

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Speaker 5: say you're a faggy, You're faggy, You're the first one

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Speaker 3: With Avery Condre.

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Speaker 4: With the Recontre tonight, I talk to superstar comedian li'sa Tragger.

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Speaker 6: Co hosting is Jay Jurdens.

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Speaker 12: This isn't the worst one because you mentioned father's son.

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Speaker 13: I was in.

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Speaker 12: A city in Texas. I don't know, Houston.

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Speaker 14: Let's say I don't know, but this guy in the

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Speaker 15: He leaves.

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Speaker 12: When he comes back, I go, where'd you go, and

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Speaker 14: I've been sober for twenty seven years until today. I'm

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Speaker 4: Liza.

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Speaker 15: You gotta put that on the website.

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Speaker 4: So good.

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Speaker 15: I ruined the man's life. It's yeah, now I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: I tell us all the bombs. Tell us your worst

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Speaker 4: writing gig, your worst television gig, your worst.

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Speaker 16: I mean, I'm not gonna because we do. I do

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Speaker 16: want you to tell this story. Maybe don't say the movie,

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Speaker 16: but you weren't allowed to one of your own movie

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Speaker 16: for me.

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Speaker 4: Have a cop at a white Sox.

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Speaker 5: Tell me that's I'm a nope.

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Speaker 12: I get kicked by the horse. I don't know if

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Speaker 12: you know this part, but in.

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Speaker 4: The beginning, they're on the Jane.

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Speaker 12: I'm the woman that gets kicked by the horse on

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Speaker 4: Okay. I started watching it on an airplane and then

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Speaker 14: Okay, so I'm in the beginning, you know, never And

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Speaker 14: then the next scene, you know, Daniel Khluia is on

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Speaker 12: So it's a small part, but I'm excited.

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Speaker 14: I get invited to the premiere, but they go one ticket,

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Speaker 14: no plus one. I go, that's fine, it's fine, and

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Speaker 14: they go and you're not going to the party. I go, okay,

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Speaker 14: I won't go to the party. So I get to

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Speaker 14: had to be like, I promise I'm in this, Like

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Speaker 14: I have an email from my agent. He's like, I

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Speaker 14: want to go to this Chinese theater. I've been looking

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Speaker 14: they reiterate again, They're like, here's the ticket.

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Speaker 12: You can't go to the party.

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Speaker 14: So then at the time I see Bobby Lee, I

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Speaker 14: to the party. Here's the ticket. So Bobby Lee takes

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Speaker 14: me to the party. Ditches me immediately, and then I

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Speaker 14: was just alone circling this party without a friend in sight,

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Speaker 4: And the Daniel I want to talk to me.

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Speaker 14: I knew Little Ral, so I went up to him,

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Speaker 14: and then I actually got bullied by someone.

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Speaker 12: So someone I know friends of Littlerel comes up, you

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Speaker 15: To me, I don't want to name it.

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Speaker 4: She comes over and yeah, but you're a part of

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Speaker 14: Woman comes up to me. Please leave and I go, hey,

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Speaker 14: I'm Liza. You know, I'm a comic from Chicago. Starting

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Speaker 14: she goes, oh, yeah, i've seen you before. I go, yeah,

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Speaker 14: I think we met at Eric's house one night and

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Speaker 14: she goes, no, I've seen you perform four times and

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Speaker 14: I couldn't find a friend.

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Speaker 15: Part of the night was.

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Speaker 14: And I kept going afters I met on set, being like,

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Speaker 12: And I saw.

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Speaker 15: This, Eric, you got to think about this. What you

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 16: I got kicked by a horse? Good, come to the

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Speaker 16: the party. By the way, you got a lot of work,

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Speaker 16: four different Why.

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Speaker 4: Is that necessary to say to somebody?

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Speaker 16: You know this, I'm always saying this, be nicer to

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Speaker 12: What Jay's been popping off on the I behaved myself.

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Speaker 15: I'm such Ann's been.

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Speaker 4: The talk of the town, what's going on online?

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Speaker 15: I'm not beefing with anyone particular.

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Speaker 16: I do beef with the idea that people are like,

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Speaker 16: can you believe we're crazy? I'm like, comics have always

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Speaker 4: Been saying crazy?

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Speaker 15: There was no line.

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Speaker 17: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking? What are you

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Speaker 16: Who was stopping people from telling coum jokes, from telling

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Speaker 4: Ooh from some crowds But not really.

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Speaker 16: But but those Pejordians have even lost their spice because

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Speaker 16: everyone doubled down too much. So now I say, if

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Speaker 16: you say faggot and you're not gay on the show,

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Speaker 16: guess what, you're probably the fourth straight gotta say faggot

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Speaker 16: that night. And now the crowd's like, you're gonna to

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Speaker 16: on the on the Yeah, Gail King said Gail Okay,

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Speaker 16: Morning by the way, she said, can I say it?

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Speaker 15: She said, when you said, what in the fagot tree

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Speaker 14: Hosts are like what And then Mateo just cracks up.

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Speaker 16: He can't he can't even believe that Gil Kings what

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Speaker 4: Her getting on that space ship I watched ten thousand times.

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Speaker 4: She seemed so stressed by the way. That's me just

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Speaker 4: I could see her going, why did these white people

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Speaker 4: talk me into this stupid ship? I don't need to

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Speaker 4: They go to like the top of the sky. They

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Speaker 4: land on fucking Mars. Then you went to space that starts.

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Speaker 12: They didn't even pass the atmosphere, Like I want to

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Speaker 12: look at.

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Speaker 5: The Earth from yes, exactly, I don't want.

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Speaker 4: I want to be on another planet. I want to

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Speaker 4: be on the moon looking at her.

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Speaker 16: Then you went to Space Fires more training because Lance

444
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Speaker 16: Bass wanted to do it and being like an actual

445
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Speaker 16: astronomy very long time.

446
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Speaker 4: Well, Lance Bask got nothing but time he did, got.

447
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Speaker 14: Nothing but Marines podcast. And I'm a big backstrip with

448
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Speaker 14: like boy bands are like pop culture.

449
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 12: And so I was in Trolls three with I've watched

450
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Speaker 12: them all.

451
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Speaker 4: Are you familiar with Justin Timberlake?

452
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Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, you know so art and surprises.

453
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Speaker 14: So I go to do her podcast, Lance Bass pops

454
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Speaker 14: out of a bush surprise, and I acted like whatever,

455
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Speaker 14: and then and then he goes, are you upset? I'm

456
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Speaker 14: not Nick Carter, and I go, Lance Baster.

457
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Speaker 15: Oh that's a funny. That's actually very funny.

458
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Speaker 14: But I went to Christina Aguilar Justin Timberlake. But I

459
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Speaker 14: sat down for Justin because as a teen, because I

460
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Speaker 14: was so team backstreet boys, like, I didn't want to

461
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Speaker 14: enjoy myself.

462
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Speaker 4: So you big weird loyalties?

463
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Speaker 15: Who is your who is your boy?

464
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Speaker 4: Were Kevin?

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Speaker 16: Nick Carter and then a j oh wait a second

466
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Speaker 16: Nick a j I was, I was in sync, but

467
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Speaker 16: I did appreciate Kevin as a backy boy.

468
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Speaker 15: I was like tall, quiet a man.

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Speaker 12: Those people.

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Speaker 4: It was also what I'm imagining in your house, your

471
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Speaker 4: medicine cabinet full of every single prescription.

472
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Speaker 12: I would yeah, it's they're in the kitchen.

473
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Speaker 15: You're giving her a lot of credit with the medicine cabinet.

474
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Speaker 14: The medicine cabinet is random, like a tweet like it's

475
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Speaker 14: it's more, I.

476
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Speaker 4: Want to look in your fridge.

477
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Speaker 15: To god, it's very New York.

478
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Speaker 14: It's very New York. There's like a little chili oil.

479
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Speaker 14: There's me drinks sent by Wild.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. There's no one here. We film.

481
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Speaker 15: Actually I actually have to go. If this is Eric,

482
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Speaker 15: I have to leave.

483
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Speaker 14: The Wild is amazing. So I'm performing in Portland. Valentine's

484
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Speaker 14: a weekend. There's a beautiful couple in the front. I'm

485
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Speaker 14: having a good time. He is the creator and CEO

486
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Speaker 14: of Wild. And it's like edibles, they're really delicious or

487
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Speaker 14: the white little contained.

488
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Speaker 12: Oh you don't like weed.

489
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Speaker 15: And so, which people will be surprised.

490
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Speaker 14: But so I'm like, did you bring me some? Like

491
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Speaker 14: I can't believe you're obviously a millionaire. So whatever, we

492
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Speaker 14: have a good time. After the show, he goes, you know,

493
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Speaker 14: we've seen you before at the cellar and you looked

494
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Speaker 14: at me and said that I didn't deserve love.

495
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Speaker 12: What the fuck was I thinking?

496
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Speaker 8: Like?

497
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Speaker 12: Why would I say?

498
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Speaker 4: Ah?

499
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Speaker 14: And so he brought her to stunt on me and

500
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Speaker 14: he goes and this is my fiance and we're getting

501
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Speaker 14: married in Italy and I go, you found up a

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Speaker 14: good Yeah?

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Speaker 5: He like.

504
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Speaker 12: And then he's been sending me uh like weed stuff.

505
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Speaker 15: God, that's so fucking.

506
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Speaker 12: You sat in the front road to be like yeah.

507
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Speaker 15: And fucking that's universal karma, but ends up being funny.

508
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Speaker 4: That's good.

509
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Speaker 14: Yeah, show way of cell bad Like he was treating

510
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Speaker 14: her nice to You live a life.

511
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Speaker 15: I say that about people was real. You live a life.

512
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Speaker 15: You live a life.

513
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Speaker 14: But I also get to preston, don't leave my a

514
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Speaker 14: port man. You probably caught that too.

515
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Speaker 4: Get into now.

516
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Speaker 14: Honestly, I'm watching the same porn from twenty twelve. Some

517
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Speaker 14: of these videos are dated twenty times.

518
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Speaker 12: Dot com all the time, and I have what is it?

519
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 12: Kink dot com?

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Speaker 4: That's why is king dot com? You're you're It's what

521
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Speaker 4: I enjoy bd s M.

522
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Speaker 12: Yeah. I like the public disgrace.

523
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 4: Public umiliation, humiliation, like a girl.

524
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Speaker 12: Getting at a pool hole.

525
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Speaker 4: In front of people and there's humiliation, you know, dancing.

526
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Speaker 15: Very fire Island.

527
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Speaker 4: I thought you were going to be into that's very gay, man.

528
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Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna do like oil massage or

529
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Speaker 4: something like that. Oil massage. It's creepy. Really. Yeah, girls

530
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Speaker 4: always watched the oil massages because sensual anytime I want anytime.

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Speaker 12: Women watch gang bangs than men. Women really, because for

532
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Speaker 12: men it's too many dicks.

533
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Speaker 15: Women watch.

534
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Speaker 16: Also, women watch like fucking the people who think women

535
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Speaker 16: watch the sensual stuff are incorrect.

536
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Speaker 15: Women watch.

537
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Speaker 14: I'm talking about women that watch oil before your husband

538
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Speaker 14: died and like, you haven't. You've never a picture, you're

539
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Speaker 14: a catholic, you've never really gotten out there.

540
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Speaker 12: That's an oil massage. Yeah, that's where you start.

541
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Speaker 15: Slow Caress will do it for them.

542
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Speaker 16: Yeah yeah yeah, but Lisa said, get the digs in here.

543
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Speaker 12: It hurts when the girls like, I don't even know

544
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Speaker 12: who's fucking me right now.

545
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Speaker 16: Wait, have you been keeping up with the Bonnie Blue

546
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Speaker 16: one hundred men one thousand men situation? Okay, there's a

547
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Speaker 16: there's the only fans creator who was like trying to

548
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Speaker 16: kind of do her own.

549
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Speaker 12: Yeah, it was one thousand men in ten hours.

550
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Speaker 15: I think it was twenty four. I was given her

551
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Speaker 15: twenty four hours to get.

552
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Speaker 12: A thousand that I don't. Yeah, the book, Hockey's and

553
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Speaker 12: all that where it's all of them.

554
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Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you're into that stuff.

555
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Speaker 14: Of course I'll watch it once in a while, but

556
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Speaker 14: I like, I'm I'm I'm loyal to kink.

557
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Speaker 16: You go, I thought you were stuff, And Lisa goes,

558
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Speaker 16: of course I watch it every Now. It's just I'm

559
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Speaker 16: not gonna turn off of his own I feel.

560
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Speaker 12: Well.

561
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Speaker 14: There's someone on a reality show, Summer House, and they

562
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Speaker 14: just revealed that their favorite porn was tan line porn,

563
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Speaker 14: and that really kind of upset the rest of the roommates.

564
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Speaker 15: Can I say, I get, I get?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 16: If you millennial, there was a certain time when a

567
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Speaker 16: lot of porn they had tan lines, and you were like, oh,

568
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Speaker 16: that's how we know this is like actually real because

569
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Speaker 16: you well, no, because you'd be like, no, the porn

570
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Speaker 16: performers they tan naked, but like these regular people they'd

571
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Speaker 16: have tan lines.

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Speaker 15: You'd be like, oh, this is like, actually it's the amateur.

573
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Speaker 12: Yeah, when you see a little razor burn.

574
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Speaker 16: Yeah, God, when you see the dog in the room.

575
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Speaker 14: Get one of my favorite porn stars did die tragically,

576
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Speaker 14: and so it is kind of like unethical.

577
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Speaker 12: But I watched her old stuff sometimes.

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Speaker 4: Why that another goal?

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Speaker 12: It's weird. It's sad because it's like, I don't know.

580
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Speaker 4: You didn't watch your death footage, that'd be Yeah, that's

581
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 4: a different website. You can borrow water.

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Speaker 14: I don't like that. What they like do with some

583
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 14: suffocation water stuff and.

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00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 4: No, it's too much.

585
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, I saw a couple of the website. I only

586
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 14: with a couple of the channels. Oh, well, there's a

587
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 14: porn podcast. I like, you gotta go on it. Ryan,

588
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 14: He's got Yeah, I really, I'm his favorite comedian and

589
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 14: I love I like him so much.

590
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Speaker 12: But he had a porn star on it.

591
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Speaker 14: Her kink was waterboarding and he got waterboarded on the

592
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Speaker 14: pot and he was like, you're a sick and he's

593
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Speaker 14: America safer because of it.

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Speaker 4: It's a good question too, I guess. And there hasn't

595
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Speaker 4: been another nine to eleven since that happened.

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Speaker 12: That podcasting doesn't sound that bad.

597
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,479
Speaker 4: No, it sounds bad, but it was bad. You're drowning yourself,

598
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 4: You're you're putting water in the only place you can breathe.

599
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 4: It's drowning. It's horrible, you're sick.

600
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Speaker 12: But he did it for the cause.

601
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 14: But like his friend had stage four cancer and he

602
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 14: had that guy's two favorite porn stars come on and

603
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Speaker 14: fuck him.

604
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Speaker 4: WHOA, this is like fucking.

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Speaker 2: With.

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Speaker 4: My next guest is Blake Anderson, comedian actor, humanitarian sex symbol.

607
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Speaker 4: I heard that of Halings. What Adam told me that

608
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Speaker 4: you guys lived and shot in the house for the

609
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 4: first season, which is like disgusting. Martin Scorsese famously says,

610
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Speaker 4: never let a crew in your house. I know, it's

611
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 4: against like disgusting. Yeah, and he said, Adam told me

612
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Speaker 4: the house is so nasty that you guys had a

613
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Speaker 4: rat infestation, and like you and him would like spray

614
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Speaker 4: rats with for breezes and whack him on that head

615
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: sticks and ship.

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Speaker 1: It's the Night of Many Kills. Was like one night

617
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Speaker 1: where we we're so sick of rats like being in

618
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Speaker 1: our house that we brought the fight to them. We

619
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Speaker 1: had to end up going into like the the attic

620
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Speaker 1: and we just found like a hub of like baby,

621
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Speaker 1: oh yeah.

622
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 4: Baby rats.

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Speaker 1: Keep resetting the trap over and keep you just hear

624
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Speaker 1: it go. We just watched TV here to clack we

625
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Speaker 1: couldn't afford it. Well left yeah, yeah, it was not cashed,

626
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Speaker 1: and we didn't know how long and how successful the

627
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Speaker 1: show would.

628
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Speaker 6: Be, so it's like, we'll do it ourselves.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it ourselves. It was really weird. It was

630
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: a trip because you would get like woken up by

631
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Speaker 1: like a pa, like literally, that's a good idea you

632
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Speaker 1: want to because Comedy Central was paying our rent liked.

633
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Speaker 4: And you were so broke at the time, You're like, fuck, yeah, we.

634
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: Were rent free. It was it was kind of like thing.

635
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys like Vane, right, I remember that. It

636
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 4: was it was cool house.

637
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you came over for.

638
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Speaker 9: Class.

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Speaker 4: We would like rehearse bullshit scenes together the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny.

641
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 4: That's where I didn't believe him about where He's like,

642
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Speaker 4: I'm doing a show and we're going to do in

643
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Speaker 4: this house. I was like sure, yeah right.

644
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Speaker 1: The other thing was is we had filmed the whole season,

645
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: but they were waiting to premiere it on the back

646
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Speaker 1: of South Park, so we had to wait for South

647
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Speaker 1: Park to have a new season for us to come out.

648
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Speaker 1: So we had to we told everybody like, yeah, we

649
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Speaker 1: filmed the whole season of television.

650
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Speaker 15: Your house.

651
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Speaker 6: With that, but you just keep delivering pizzas.

652
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Speaker 18: Okay in South Park, this show that's notoriously very slow

653
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Speaker 18: to make.

654
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was. It was a process, but eventually

655
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Speaker 1: we got off the ground.

656
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Speaker 4: So what was this Night of the Thousand Rats?

657
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Speaker 1: That was just like we just we were invested. We

658
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: had an infestation, like it would be so it would

659
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Speaker 1: be like I have a chick over in my room,

660
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Speaker 1: you know, and you at night you would hear my

661
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: door was like in the hallway, you would literally hear

662
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: the rats trying to claw into my room.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And you're just like, oh, don't worry about that, don't

665
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Speaker 1: worry about that. Yeah, this is.

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Speaker 8: She's like.

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Speaker 6: My theater rats.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, no, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was a dark time.

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Speaker 4: This lady that was an emergency room an e R

671
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Speaker 4: nurse I met at an Ayahuascar Retreat. I was like,

672
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Speaker 4: what was the gnarly thing? She worked at a hospital

673
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 4: in East New York, which is a very very rough

674
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 4: part of New York City and it's where Mike Tyson's from.

675
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Speaker 4: And uh, I go, let's give me a gnarly yards story.

676
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 4: She goes, Dude, there was this lady that came and

677
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 4: she was very, very old, cheriatric lady who had she

678
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 4: had had diabetes for some reason, little to no circulation,

679
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 4: and her feet, her feet were very swan. A rat

680
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 4: broke into her house and ate her foot like while

681
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 4: she was alive, and she was so old and decrepit.

682
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 4: The rat almost ate the whole foot. So she just

683
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 4: came in.

684
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Speaker 5: All right, let's sick.

685
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 4: This rat was a jack.

686
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 6: You haven't moved since yesterday.

687
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take a little doggy.

688
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 6: Bag bold rat.

689
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Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's kind of like, that's crazy because she

690
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: was still alive. Like people when they die and then

691
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: like their dogs like eat start eating their dead body

692
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: and stuff.

693
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 4: That's metal. That's what happened to Uh.

694
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Speaker 18: Right, wait, what happened with Gene Hackman is it's pretty dark,

695
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 18: poor guy.

696
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: This is sad.

697
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 4: It's a very sad podcast. Yeah, this is the partly

698
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 4: get real sad.

699
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: Kind of the saddest.

700
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Speaker 4: Talked about my parents di.

701
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Speaker 6: Now we're just going through the legendary.

702
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 4: Actually we're getting back together. That's cool. Okay, now you

703
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Speaker 4: I know you don't want to talk about this, then

704
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 4: it's not but you broke your back. Oh god, yeah,

705
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 4: that's a bump.

706
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's a Is that a bomb?

707
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 4: Well, it ain't of you were a bombing.

708
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 18: You were doing, you were making, you were dropping bombs.

709
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wait can you tell us about that? Tell us

710
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 4: a tale worth a thousand tunes.

711
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was. This was after the work Ahogs House.

712
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: Me and Adam weren't done being roommates together.

713
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 4: That's also crazy.

714
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're like, we gotta keep Livingsion.

715
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Speaker 13: Studio.

716
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Speaker 1: It's like if we combine our in come, we could

717
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Speaker 1: get a really cool fucking house.

718
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So we decided to go rent a crib and

720
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Speaker 1: this Hollywood Yeah, he still is to this day. I

721
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: love that guy. So we got our super dope crib

722
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Hills and we were throwing a Christmas party,

723
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 1: like fucking everybody showed up, Like we had like flying

724
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: Lotus DJing, like.

725
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 4: When you guys start getting famous. Yeah's exciting.

726
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, this party was sick.

727
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

728
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: Sean White's there, fucking mindy kayaling.

729
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 4: Life.

730
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

731
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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, like all of odd.

732
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 4: Future roles still the party brand new.

733
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like obsessed with them. I'm like

734
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: I've seen their videos. I'm like, these guys are so

735
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: fucking cool. They're all probably not of legal drinking age,

736
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: but there was definitely a lot of drinking going on.

737
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: And we had this beer pong table that Comedy Central

738
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: had sent us for like promotion. It said, like worlcoholics

739
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: this beer pong table. And there were kids up on

740
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Speaker 1: the roof of the house, odd future affiliates.

741
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: And one of the.

742
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Speaker 1: Kids was like, I'm gonna jump off the roof onto

743
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: the beer pong table, and everybody's like, yeah, do it.

744
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 10: Do it.

745
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: He gets scared, He's like, nah, never mind. I'm like

746
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm at the my house party. I'm seeing everybody with jazz.

747
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh fuck it, I'll do it.

748
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,959
Speaker 1: I'm faded, high, drunk, all that stuff go on the roof.

749
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, here we go.

750
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Speaker 6: I've done.

751
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: I did like backyard wrestling as a youngster.

752
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 4: So I knew what I said. We still got a

753
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Speaker 4: little bit.

754
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: I could take it off the top rope. I ended

755
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: up jumping onto the it's just about it was like

756
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: not even that high. It's like twelve fifteen feet.

757
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Speaker 15: It's pretty significant.

758
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: Well, the thing was. The thing was is I was

759
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: gonna land on the table. So I'm like it'll kind

760
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: of like inform my body to fall, certainly, but this

761
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: fucking table was so like cheap and paper thin that

762
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: when I landed it on it with my feet, I

763
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: went right through it like there's a piece of paper

764
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: and I just basically.

765
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 4: Just like stood straight up.

766
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: He just hit like yeah, it was just like spear

767
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Speaker 1: if you just jump like straight. So that made my

768
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Speaker 1: whole spine kind of compact.

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Speaker 18: In the in the moment where you like rushed to

770
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Speaker 18: the hospital like right then or did you know?

771
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 4: So I'm like.

772
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: That hurt, but I'm like I'm cool, like, you know,

773
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: you don't want to be like party. So I ended

774
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: up like walking up upstairs and I'm like I'm talking

775
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: to Flying Lotus because I'm like i want to DJ next,

776
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: you know. He's like, okay, well you're up, and I'm

777
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: like noticing when I'm talking to him, like I'm hunched over.

778
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 4: He's like, your bat's bleeding.

779
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, so I'm like okay, and I like try

780
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: to stand up straight, and it like the pain was

781
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: like a violin screech, just like and I was like,

782
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: oh ship, I fucked up. I'm gonna just go to

783
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: But I was still so like, you know, partying so

784
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm like in pain. I just ended up drinking niquil,

785
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: passing out, and then when I woke up in the morning,

786
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: it's still hurt, very bad. No, so called the ambulance

787
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: and oh no, Yeah, I had broken my back. I

788
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: had to go into surgery for like seven hours.

789
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, what do they do?

790
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 18: Do you have like a pin in there now?

791
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

792
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: I had like a plate with some screws. I think

793
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: it has since fused and it's part of me.

794
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 4: Is there any Do you have full feeling in your legs?

795
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

796
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm all good. I was very close to being paralyzed. Yeah,

797
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm all.

798
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 4: Good, but really close to paralyzation.

799
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 9: Yeah.

800
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 5: That's terrifying.

801
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks. It bummed my dad out.

802
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

803
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: When they told him that, he was like got emotional

804
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, like, I'm sorry, guys. Yeah,

805
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: in a couple of years, I'll do this thing on

806
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: a dope interview.

807
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 4: Overshadowed.

808
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

809
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but luckily I was like in pretty good shape

810
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: and like the recovery it went pretty pretty pretty smoothly.

811
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 4: How long ago was this last week you had?

812
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: No, I think it was like twenty twelve or something,

813
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: So it's been.

814
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Speaker 4: A minute full you fully not nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean my back gets sore, but I'm like,

816
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: maybe it's because I'm.

817
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 5: Just old, Like yeah, yeah, everybody.

818
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it'll get sore as well. But I can jump,

819
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: I can run, I can fuck.

820
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 4: We know that, we know that, we know that there's

821
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 4: a couple of sperm tails.

822
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: That's for sure.

823
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 4: Stop fucking. Yeah. Man, Blake, you are a hero.

824
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 5: Thank you.

825
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: You are an actor's actor. Thank you your comedian. You're

826
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 4: father of multitudes, accomplished and accomplished Jeffery contestin. You bankrupted

827
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 4: planned parenthood in a single round of Jeopardy. You have

828
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 4: more kids than Nick Cannon and Elon Musk celebrity entertainer

829
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 4: US combined. And more importantly, you're a friend. Thank you,

830
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 4: Blake Anderson.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, Thanks, Thanks guys, Thank you. That's Therapeutics.

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Speaker 3: Lobby with aer Condrey, Lollby with Arick Condrey.

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00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: My co host are comedian Derek Micheles and Sandwich Sorcerer

834
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 4: owner of Missions, Sandwich, Sex Symbol Brooklyn Icon chef Brian Saw.

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Speaker 4: Today we're cracking open our guests most haunting bombing Nightmas.

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Speaker 4: We've got Sarah Scorn, who's got a new HBO special

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Speaker 4: app called Live and in the Flesh, Comedian writer legend

838
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 4: Robert Smigel who has a podcast called Humor Me Coming Out,

839
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Speaker 4: and one of my favorite Hot ninety seven DJs who's

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Speaker 4: been almost murdered several times, DJ who Kid.

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Speaker 19: So, we were a comedy group, uh in Chicago, and

842
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Speaker 19: it was like nineteen eighty three and we were just

843
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Speaker 19: starting out.

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Speaker 4: Dad, that's true, you were gleam in your left testicle,

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Speaker 4: so we thank you.

846
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: Now I'm awake.

847
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 19: So we performed at a church in front of This

848
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Speaker 19: was our first gig in front of a bunch of

849
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Speaker 19: senior citizens, and we were I was, uh, yeah, college

850
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Speaker 19: took like six years from me because why.

851
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Speaker 4: Were they seniors?

852
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 19: Well, let me explain the aging process.

853
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Speaker 4: I'm a numbers guy.

854
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 19: We had we got through boobs, So now the aging

855
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Speaker 19: process for everybody.

856
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: No.

857
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 19: So, and so we do our sketches and they you know,

858
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Speaker 19: we were just starting out, so maybe they were bad anyway,

859
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Speaker 19: but we're mostly silence. But then we get to Okay,

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Speaker 19: we're gonna do something. We're gonna do some improv for

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Speaker 19: you right now, and you're we're gonna make a scene

862
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 19: out of your suggestions.

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00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 12: Okay, So give us a time period.

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00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 19: What time period is it the present? Someone yells out

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00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 19: the present? Okay and okay, now we need a profession.

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Speaker 5: What are we.

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Speaker 4: Actors?

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Speaker 6: And it's like and where are we fourth presib.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the highlight.

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Speaker 4: And then what did you do? All I remember is

871
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Speaker 4: the bad suggestions. I don't remember what well.

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Speaker 20: They were telling you, Hey, guys, stop with the goose,

873
00:41:53,560 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 20: we love you just the way, show us your yeah.

874
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 19: Well and and they were right, and I quit comedy

875
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 19: after that. I quit comedy after that, and just I

876
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 19: was just myself.

877
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 4: Stories really just set up.

878
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 10: You stopped him from telling his truth.

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00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 6: And then I just gave us, just gave us setup.

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00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 4: But there was no release.

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Speaker 19: Oh I thought I thought that their their suggestions were.

882
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 4: But I want to hear you do this, do what

883
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 4: do your Chinese? Actually that's what you want out of this?

884
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 6: To show a clip out of.

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00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 5: Context, take that change us completely.

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Speaker 21: Give you permission. I speak all the Chinese. Che I'm communicating.

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Speaker 4: Now they have ahive mind.

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Speaker 19: There have been times when I've been on the writing

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Speaker 19: staff and we there's something about Chinese people in a sketch,

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00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 19: and everybody turns to the Chinese people.

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00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: You speak for every Chinese person. It's okay, put in

892
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 4: a lot of pressure. I'm one person.

893
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 13: I have a good bombing story. If anyone cares so, great,

894
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 13: come on the show and silence her narrative.

895
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 4: How about that? Okay, say your story. I want to say,

896
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 4: I want to. I want to, I want to hear it.

897
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 13: Well, now I'm like, did I already tell it?

898
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 4: That doesn't matter, nobody's I think this should be calming

899
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 4: with Eric. Just everybody calm down.

900
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 11: Yeah I would.

901
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 8: My greatest joint life would be to put a tranquilizer

902
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 8: dart in your neck.

903
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 4: That would be okay, way more violent. It would kill.

904
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 4: So you want to tell you know what story? I

905
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 4: love the one that you did at that college.

906
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 13: Oh, we don't like this.

907
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: I was.

908
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 13: All right. Someone stood up in the middle of my set.

909
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 13: When we don't like this, he said, neither.

910
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 15: Tell Oh.

911
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 8: On my first ever paid stand up gig, maybe maybe

912
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 8: I haven't told you this. I started a hypothetical a

913
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 8: joke that started with a hypothetical question. It was at

914
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 8: an Irish pub and there was like six old guys there.

915
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 8: Maybe you do know this, And it started like the

916
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 8: joke was like why.

917
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 4: Do you why do you or an iris from in

918
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 4: Ireland and Irish.

919
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 8: In Chicago, Chicago, man explaining my own joke to me.

920
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 4: Let me Man's plain feminism. Literally start.

921
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 10: Ryan, that's okay, he does have to pass, I love.

922
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 4: Can I give him the nigga pass too?

923
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

924
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 4: Absolutely, much as possible.

925
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 6: I have another that reminds me of another schedule.

926
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 4: The bomble, I think.

927
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 17: Is the if that's okay, it's okay, permission.

928
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 4: It's gotten out of control.

929
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 5: You guys, finish.

930
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 12: To stop with the way.

931
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 4: Wait wait, tell them the story you told us last

932
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 4: night at dinner. But which one about your dad of

933
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 4: the gas station? But wait, wait, wait before you do,

934
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 4: I don't want to take away pressure on.

935
00:45:59,320 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 3: Bomb.

936
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 22: Okay, yeah, and then I want to hear about Jlo's laughing.

937
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, me too.

938
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 6: Actually sounds like a TV.

939
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 4: Movie.

940
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: I came in harsh.

941
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 12: I had a harsh You came in hard with the boner.

942
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 4: We all came morning, good morning.

943
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 8: You came in tent first.

944
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 4: All right, say the N word and say your story.

945
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 4: That's just your audio story.

946
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 8: My recurring nightmare is that we're at table reading and

947
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 8: we're reading a sketch I wrote, and it's just the

948
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 8: N word a hundred times, and.

949
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 15: I'm like you for.

950
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 8: You did know I got my recurring nightmares were.

951
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 4: With that, like with an A or an e R.

952
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 4: That's my recurring wet dream.

953
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 2: R.

954
00:46:59,239 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 6: You know what?

955
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 22: They can we make e R with just that premise

956
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 22: with George Clooney. Yeah, but it's just like NIG with

957
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 22: E R. Oh, it's just doctors that use the N word.

958
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 8: It would be great, Oh instead of scalpel please, yeah.

959
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 4: Scalpel please. You want to tell your story.

960
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 13: So it's not like good.

961
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 22: So you're you're dressed like a traditional Chinese person, that's okay,

962
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 22: and you you've just written the N word fifty times.

963
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 8: And I had six old guys at an Irish pub

964
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 8: and the joke was something like started with a hypothetical

965
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 8: question like why do men want a hairless woman so

966
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 8: they can like oil them up and send them down

967
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 8: a toboggan shoot.

968
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 13: Or something like that. Perfect joke listen. I was twenty.

969
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 8: Three, and you know, and it did go somewhere like

970
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 8: you know, it was like it's something and I think

971
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 8: I did end the joke with feel the rhythm, feel

972
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 8: the rhyme.

973
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 13: Come on, boys, it's like Bob sled.

974
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: Time or something.

975
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 4: You were Jamaican and this.

976
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 13: Here's the thing I started.

977
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 6: So I started the joke like what about the legends?

978
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 13: I said, I said, you.

979
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,959
Speaker 8: Know, like, why does a man want a hairless woman?

980
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 13: And then a seven year old man in the front row.

981
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 8: Went because it feels good, and I went, oh, I

982
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 8: just did finish.

983
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 4: You should have got it. Oh yeah, brother, I don't

984
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 4: like this. Oh I have to go now, I do

985
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 4: have to go now.

986
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 13: I did know Lindsey Graham. I just shipped my pants.

987
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 10: Oh pants are big McConnell.

988
00:48:52,920 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 4: They I gotta ship the pants story you see brought

989
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 4: to you by It depends.

990
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 13: Okay you I'm done.

991
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 4: Yes, okay. What's the worst gig you ever had?

992
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 5: Tell us your uh.

993
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 10: Background in the show business? Did you start on terrestrial radio?

994
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 4: H Yeah?

995
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 10: I started on Hot ninety seven and then uh.

996
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 4: How were the table reads horrible?

997
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 5: So what?

998
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 4: So what happened? So?

999
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, I started at Hot and then fifty cent got

1000
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 10: shot in like nine times.

1001
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 9: So my cousin was.

1002
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 4: You started a while ago, twenty years ago. Yeah, I've

1003
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 4: been there. I've been raded like forty years.

1004
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 13: She doesn't look at day over twenty two I'm fifty four.

1005
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 4: Holy shit.

1006
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 10: Well anyway, yeah, they tried to kill this nigga, right

1007
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 10: and then fucking uh my cousin was the manager, so

1008
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 10: then I started touring with him. So what I was

1009
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 10: known for is getting fired by fifty cent on stage.

1010
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 10: So why'd you get what do you mean fucking up

1011
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 10: on stage and ship like that? But give an example,

1012
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 10: one horrible moment I got fired forty eight times.

1013
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 5: I was trying to get the fifty Wait you got

1014
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 5: fired and hired back?

1015
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, because that's the other part of yes, very ship.

1016
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 9: You couldn't find out the DJA.

1017
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 4: How did you get fired for what reason?

1018
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 10: So I'm like sucking up ship like you know, you know,

1019
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 10: pressing the wrong button or whatever.

1020
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 17: But it was one time, I'm not really or so

1021
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 17: this is when he was like blowing it is when.

1022
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 4: He was like we all have bulletpro vests. Yeah.

1023
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 9: I didn't know what I was getting into it until

1024
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 9: they gave.

1025
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 5: Me the vest.

1026
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, oh, ships, who's this guy?

1027
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 10: Uh?

1028
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1029
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 11: For the stage?

1030
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 4: As for the study, No, everybody's trying sleeping forever Rere's

1031
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 4: death threats of this time.

1032
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it was one time I saw a

1033
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 10: corpse and we still have to perform. No, get aware,

1034
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 10: No Carolina's all people when they see gar Richard I trying,

1035
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 10: they see that scene when the dead bodies in the

1036
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 10: back of the club that was in North Carolina.

1037
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 4: The cos was in the club.

1038
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 9: No, it was behind They killed him behind the club.

1039
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 10: And then and then the promoter was like, fifty cent,

1040
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 10: don't perform, then there will be more death. So everybody

1041
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 10: after them.

1042
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 4: This hip hop, that's what they do in hip hop.

1043
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 5: This is not rock.

1044
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 4: This is ships. You're like the last you heard country

1045
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,919
Speaker 4: beef ship Sorry.

1046
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 23: Ship web song is a fifty song. Wait a minute, Ante,

1047
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 23: I think I might get fired.

1048
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 4: You had to. You were working on High ninety seven.

1049
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 10: You knew fifty cents manager, fifty cents your cousin, actually

1050
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 10: fifty cents managers your cousin. So you just got He

1051
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 10: just got signed to Raised label, yeah and them Shady Records, Right,

1052
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 10: and this is his first Get Richard I trying. This

1053
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 10: is his first big album. Yeah, but he got shot

1054
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 10: nine times.

1055
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 4: Before that before that.

1056
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 10: That's that's that was my piece of information way before.

1057
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 10: That's how long I've been like in the.

1058
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 4: Business, like as also stressful, believe.

1059
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 5: It or not.

1060
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 9: This ends in SNL.

1061
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 4: So it's.

1062
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 10: So you're sor he needs a DJ, and you're like,

1063
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 10: I got you.

1064
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 4: Well I don't really don't TODJ. But you're like, I

1065
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 4: got pressed buttons.

1066
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 10: So, yeah, they hired me and it's Vinyl DJ or

1067
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 10: c DJs nigga.

1068
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 4: You know you were just like, yeah, I got it.

1069
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 10: It's called three sixties. Yeah, it's like you just pressed

1070
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 10: the buttch. So I just put all fifty cent songs

1071
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 10: and freestyles on.

1072
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 4: So he was on tour. You're in charge of music.

1073
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, so, but people were after him because he dissed

1074
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 10: everybody on on how to rock Z. Remember that I

1075
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 10: got kidnapped a big pun because of that too. But

1076
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 10: you got kidnapped? That's too much.

1077
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 4: No, it's not. What are you talking about. I got

1078
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 4: to Jews next year being like my sketches.

1079
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 6: Are actually.

1080
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 4: Bring wait wait wait wait wait wait, you got kidnapped?

1081
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: Tell me more.

1082
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 10: That's like a street story. That's like a street that's

1083
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 10: a legendary ears. Well, you're the second Haiti I remember

1084
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 10: that it's got kidnapped. I went to Haiti and my

1085
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 10: friends kidnapped. I think that is the require. Yeah, that's

1086
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 10: like the number one next warning.

1087
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 4: We were talking about he is always got kidnapped.

1088
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 9: Actually I was always escorted possible.

1089
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 4: But actually I want to hear the rest of the story.

1090
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 4: When you grow up in the East flat Bush.

1091
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 9: I grew up on Flatbush Avenue in Dean.

1092
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 4: Street, Border flat Bush. But he was the only Asian

1093
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 4: on the gas station.

1094
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 9: Like we should see the Asians riding the rats like

1095
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 9: to the stores.

1096
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 10: No rats, We actually had your kidnapped.

1097
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, well you got a couple of good

1098
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 4: stories quick. One on one.

1099
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 9: The reason they called me who kid? Nobody knew who

1100
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 9: the kid was.

1101
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 10: I used to leak ship in the street, so I

1102
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 10: would steal your record.

1103
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 4: I was.

1104
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 9: I was like the I was like the Haitians Oceans

1105
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 9: is eleven.

1106
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

1107
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 9: So I would wait at night.

1108
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 10: Jay Z's in the studio one example, and he comes

1109
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 10: out three o'clock.

1110
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 4: The block was till five.

1111
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 9: So I go in. I pay the production guy like.

1112
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 10: A g and he gives me the whole session, so

1113
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 10: it's unfinished.

1114
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 4: So I would then I would leak.

1115
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 10: I would cut it up and pick if it's a

1116
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 10: song Beyonce, this guy that I'll just leak it. Yeah,

1117
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 10: and they couldn't find me because they didn't know who

1118
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Speaker 10: the kid was. I never showed my face, so it

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Speaker 10: led me to But this is what I was doing

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Speaker 10: as a hobby, like hiding and leaking.

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Speaker 5: How old are you at the.

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Speaker 4: Time, old nigga, I was like twenty nine maybe.

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Speaker 10: Wait, leaking like a LimeWire and like there was no

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Speaker 10: LimeWire back there. I was literally meeting Africans, Irish everybody

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Speaker 10: that was a boot like CDs. Like, yeah, so I

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Speaker 10: would like, actually, body, yeah, I bought it.

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Speaker 4: I think I bought.

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Speaker 9: I bought my first Lambo my Gallardo off of a

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Speaker 9: boot legging.

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Speaker 4: Oh so you were making money? Yeah, I like, so

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Speaker 4: you were like burning CDs.

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Speaker 9: My neighbor was.

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Speaker 10: DJ Clue, so that's why I got into the mistic

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Speaker 10: so and then.

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Speaker 4: Uh, fast forward.

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Speaker 10: I leaved the song dissing jay Z No jay Z

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Speaker 10: dissing Big Pun or something or some kind of record

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Speaker 10: like that, and then Big Punk got mad, so they

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Speaker 10: tricked me into meeting them in Apollo. I thought I

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Speaker 10: was meeting funk Flex, but but it was a Big

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Speaker 10: Pun in the van, can you It was in a

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Speaker 10: cult de sack. So when I when I got there.

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Speaker 10: Back it's so long ago. There was no cell phones,

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Speaker 10: so I had to get out of and put a

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Speaker 10: quarter in the fucking payphon so ba. Back then, I said,

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Speaker 10: curse out promoters, what was the story?

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00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 4: They're just like, come no, they tricked me.

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Speaker 10: They wanted me to DJ with Flex, right, because every

1149
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 10: DJ on the planet is like, you know, your dream

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00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 10: come true? Like you know, It's like when I was

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Speaker 10: with Michael Jackson and Saudi, like yeah, and I found

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Speaker 10: out he was gay.

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Speaker 4: But wait, leads to a better story. I got a

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Speaker 4: video to host the show.

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Speaker 8: You should call it rename This just absolutely slang Boots

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Speaker 8: with Aragon.

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Speaker 4: I think take my name off Roger.

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Speaker 3: With Recondre.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys, Happy holidays, Happy New Year's, whatever

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Speaker 2: you celebrate. We're so excited to bring you some new

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Speaker 2: stuff in the new year, so stay tuned. Make sure

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Speaker 2: to also check out our YouTube page. Yes we have

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Speaker 2: video now, so go on YouTube. Type in bombing with

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Speaker 2: Eric Andre Enjoy.

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Speaker 4: Guys, got a burning story that you're itching to tell

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Speaker 4: about when you bombed or absolutely failed in life.

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Speaker 6: Now's your chance to tell me all about it.

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Speaker 5: Babel.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy, what

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Speaker 4: the fuck was I thinking?

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Speaker 6: What just happened? Moment? So pick up your phone and

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Speaker 6: dial seven to one six bombing.

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Speaker 4: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty

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Speaker 4: four and leave me a voicemail and we might just

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Speaker 4: play it on a future episode. Bombing with Eric Andre

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