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Speaker 1: welcome to the day. It is uh Tuesday, January fifteenth.

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Speaker 1: morning Horisco, so scary just sent me a dollar? Oh

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Speaker 1: why well, I'm trying to test out Apple apples in

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Speaker 1: was still a hand turkey right, Oh my god. Scary

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Speaker 1: SMEs like garlic, so producer's hand. It's all you feel good,

419
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Speaker 1: maybe maybe feel good. I'm trying to serve this around

420
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Speaker 1: all right, So today is a little bit of an exercise.

421
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Speaker 1: It's a slightly different feel good, So indulge me on this.

422
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Speaker 1: It was submitted by Mara Faye, who wanted to tell

423
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Speaker 1: me about her husband, Jay Tucci. Now, he's been an

424
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Speaker 1: amputee since age sixteen, and it basically took over his

425
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Speaker 1: entire life at the time he spent his childhood and casts,

426
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Speaker 1: crutches and in and out of surgery and just as

427
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Speaker 1: bad as any of the physical difficulties Jay suffered through

428
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Speaker 1: bullying and just overall being bullied throughout childhood. So now

429
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Speaker 1: in his adult ears, Jay has taken what's different about

430
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Speaker 1: him and claimed his power back. He's developed a fascination

431
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Speaker 1: with pirates and not only chooses to wear a peg

432
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: leg yes and travel all over the country interacting with

433
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Speaker 1: others to talk about being different and deliver his story

434
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Speaker 1: while including the pirate history lesson. So it's kind of

435
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Speaker 1: like a fun little history about pirates at a self

436
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Speaker 1: empowerment thing. He's a one man show. It seems like

437
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Speaker 1: a lot of fun. He's even released a children's book

438
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Speaker 1: called Captain Jay and the Misfit Crew, which is about

439
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Speaker 1: being different and how important it is to focus on

440
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Speaker 1: what you can do instead of what you cannot. He

441
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Speaker 1: is a peg legger. I ad a peg leg. Well

442
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Speaker 1: there you good up with Jay? Yay? So I think

443
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: we could all learn from Jay. I think we all

444
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: have that one thing that we consider our missing limb

445
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Speaker 1: that we just always thought as this is why I'm different,

446
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: this is why my life is hard, and this is

447
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: what sucks about me. No, no, no, it's not. Do

448
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: what Jay did and try and turn it around. I

449
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: found my peg leg and I'm still working on it.

450
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Speaker 1: But I really love what Jay did and I think

451
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: we can all learn from him. So thank you so

452
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: much to Maura and Jay. You guys are awesome And

453
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Speaker 1: if you have someone that deserves to be featured, I

454
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: would love to feature them. You're talking about a peg leg, am,

455
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a peg leg. It shows him. He

456
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Speaker 1: also has a parrot, but I left that out thinking

457
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: of peg legs. Can we go back to your husband,

458
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Speaker 1: shelbon right? Just email me Sam at Elvis Durand dot com,

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Speaker 1: subject line feel goods beautiful. Thank you, Sam, I listened

460
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Speaker 1: to you guys every morning on my way to work. Basically,

461
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Speaker 1: I got listen to you guys every day for multiple

462
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Speaker 1: hours a day. Is Elvis Durand in the Morning show,

463
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Speaker 1: Elvie Elstran in the Morning Show, there's something about straight

464
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Speaker 1: and a today. What what are you worrying about the hat? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I haven't had a haircut since before Jingle balld. I

466
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: was like December maybe, but your hair like you have

467
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Speaker 1: like a full head of hair. Well ten, he was

468
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Speaker 1: in sync. Hair. I gotta say, it's kind of a

469
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Speaker 1: blessing and a curse, right, So one thing, it's a

470
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Speaker 1: curse at all. Okay, So it is a curse if

471
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Speaker 1: you have long Okay, I know this is going to

472
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Speaker 1: sound stupid. If you're a guy and you have long,

473
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Speaker 1: wavy hair, it gets very full and it's hard to

474
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Speaker 1: manage it looks great. I have to put so much

475
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Speaker 1: product on it to manage it. And I didn't realize

476
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Speaker 1: how blessed I am until yesterday when I was complaining

477
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Speaker 1: about how my hair was so full and bushy in

478
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Speaker 1: front of our bald mail room guy, and I felt

479
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: like such an ass that he looks great, and he

480
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: took it in stride but so straighten. It has this

481
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: huge wavy head of hair. Yeah. So I went to

482
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: my barber yesterday and had a haircut, and of course,

483
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: you know I'm bald, you know, back here, I've never

484
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: shut up scared anyway, And so he's given me tips

485
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: like you know, you know, you can darken your hair

486
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: so it will look less bald on you. I'm like,

487
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm not here to hide in anything. I'm full disclosure. Yeah,

488
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: but people like you, guys like you with that that

489
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Speaker 1: the head of hair, I hate you. I'm sorry, I

490
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: can't help it. I agree with you all this. I'm sorry, guys,

491
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: I can't help it. Do you have a nice head

492
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Speaker 1: of hair. No, I don't. I'm starting to lose it

493
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Speaker 1: in clumps. Actually, Like yesterday I was doing something. I

494
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: noticed a big spot on the side of my head

495
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: that it's gone, and I'm like, dude, this has to stop.

496
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Speaker 1: At some point, the question will you shave it? What

497
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Speaker 1: will you becoming those guys were you have the little

498
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: bit of no. If you notice I'm wearing a hat today,

499
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Speaker 1: I wear a hat every day. That's why I wear

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Speaker 1: a hat every single No, I want to get hair

501
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: plugs just preventatively. I know I have a lot of hair,

502
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Speaker 1: A lot of hair. I want to make you're a

503
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Speaker 1: hairy gal. Yes, I am Danielle Lee. Danielle has lots

504
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Speaker 1: of hair, but it's on her up. You cring your

505
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: mustache and glue it to my head. I need truth

506
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: to that old wives tail. Maybe that if you wear

507
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: a hat too much, that it promotes hair loss because

508
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: it covers up and it can't breathe. Because I heard

509
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Speaker 1: that growing up, so I never wore a hat as

510
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: a kid because I was scared. No clue, that's brody.

511
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: That's covering up your head with a hat promote hair loss.

512
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: That's that's not a fair question. I don't appreciate you

513
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Speaker 1: throwing it to me. Afford plush by your plugs. Don't

514
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: you have the way you are though? Thanks you wear glasses.

515
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: Get out of the Internet, says the hat thing is

516
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: a myth. Oh yeah, all right, let's get into the

517
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Speaker 1: Danielle report the first of the day. Yes, Katy Perry

518
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: got into a lot of trouble in Christians School in

519
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: sixth grade. She got suspended for three days for humping

520
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: a tree. She also got a trouble for using bad language.

521
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Wearing crop tops and plank, spin the bottle and doing

522
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: the muckerin no sounds like a party to me. We do,

523
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: we do so. A sixty year old clump of Marilyn

524
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: Monroe's hair is on sale for over sixteen thousand dollars.

525
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: All buy that it can if we go into the

526
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: back of your It came from Marilyn's hairdresser, who apparently

527
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: used to give framed locks of Marilyn's hair to friends

528
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: as gift free bee. So maybe if enough people can

529
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: get together, we can make a wig. It is a

530
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: little creepy. Selena Gomez is back on Instagram for the

531
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: first time since September. She's doing very well. She says,

532
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm proud of the person I'm becoming and I look

533
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: forward to the year ahead. I love you all to

534
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: all her fans. Megan Marco will deliver the Royal baby

535
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: in late April or early May. She actually was talking

536
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: to people while she was doing something and someone asked

537
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: when she's due, when she came right out and said,

538
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm six months and blah blah boom. Kim

539
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: Kardashian and Kanye are expecting their next baby. We know

540
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: that it's sooner than we thought though. They're using a saragate.

541
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: So on Monday Night's episode of Watch What Happens Live

542
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: with Andy Cohen, Kim revealed that it is a boy,

543
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: but she says, I think everybody knows it's a boy

544
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: because I got drunk at our Christmas Eve party and

545
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: I told people. I can't remember who I told because

546
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: I never get drunk, she said, But you know she's

547
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: not the pregnant one, so it's okay for her to

548
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: get drunk. She's using a saragate. Let's see today, you've

549
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: got Roswell, New Mexico over on the CW. That's the

550
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: series premiere of That Temptation. Island is Back, the sixth

551
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: season premiere of Drunk History. Sebastian Maniscalco Stay Hungry, his

552
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: stand up special on Netflix. That Flash, This is Us

553
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: and see I asked New Orleans teachers and so thank

554
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: you Danielle, Hello, James, how are you good? How are

555
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: you guys all? We're doing really well. Thank you for

556
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: holding for so long. So you have a question, James

557
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: is wondering something? Go ahead, James, okay, well out of

558
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: the twenty years plus, have you guys all work together,

559
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: and I know all the hookups. I wanted to know

560
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: if Danielle and Scary ever had a moment, did you

561
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: guys ever do it? Scary did try to hold my

562
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: hand once, but that was it. And I'll tell you now,

563
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: if we did have a moment, Tea would have been pissed. Yeah.

564
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: Back in the day, Tea wanted Danielle. I mean this

565
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: is this was twenty years ago. Yeah, long time ago, Yell.

566
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: I always wanted to hook up with you, and I

567
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: always found you hot, but I never acted on it.

568
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what hold on, James, You have unearthed

569
00:31:54,840 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: something kind of crazy. You're such a perv of you.

570
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: So you find daniel Hunt. I actually have kept it up,

571
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: bottled up all these years. You've been saving that thing.

572
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: You quickly met Sheldon and like and Greg he was

573
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: trying to go after you, and I'm like, I can't

574
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: have any of this. I'm not part of this drama. Yeah.

575
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: So they have not hooked up. But what was the

576
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: day that you did something to her and she threw Okay,

577
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: so Scary I used to have a little bit more

578
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: of an anger management problem back in the day. Let

579
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: just say I've calmed down, so yeah, the Bronx exactly. Um,

580
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: twenty two years ago, Scary decided he would come up

581
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: behind me and lick my neck. Exactly. I watched this

582
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: entire thing happened. I didn't know what to do. And

583
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: there was a big thing of markers, sharpie markers in

584
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: front of me. I took that and I chucked it

585
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: out his head. Yew about that. Yeah, he liked her neck.

586
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: That was a weird day. Okay, yeah, you know what

587
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: control I will say, Scary and I used to be

588
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: very close, and like I used to have a big

589
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: office in our old facility and we would go party

590
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: into all hours and we'd come back and we'd sleep

591
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: in my office and then we do the show. The

592
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: next bunk bedge right, yeah, no, we had we stopped

593
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: on the floor. We had an office that had bunk

594
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: beds too, did Yeah we did. I had a video game,

595
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: remember my Arrowsmith video game? Those were the days. So no,

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00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: so James and answered to your question, they never hooked up? No,

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00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: oh man, sorry, Scary you know, but hold on, so question,

598
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: who on this show has hooked up with someone else

599
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: on this show? Right? That's he started with that, and

600
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: I know all the hookups that's what he said. Now

601
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, well I have Now I've hooked up

602
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: with one person on this show. I have two, but

603
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: they don't work here, and and it was long before

604
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: I met my husbands. Who's that really? You hope? Remember

605
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: that hooked up with him? Yeah? I don't know. That

606
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. I don't hooked up with him.

607
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh you I always once or twice, but we didn't

608
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: have sex. We just kissed. That is still hooking up.

609
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: You make out, that's something. It's something I'm do You

610
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: make up with someone and make out with someone? To me,

611
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Speaker 1: that's you hooked up with no love it what a

612
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: little god? Do you help me out with you? No?

613
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: Like you couldn't make out with someone while you were

614
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: married and not be okay right? No, no, but they're

615
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: all quiet? Maybe why is hooking up? Why is hooking

616
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: up sex? Like? To me, hooking up is just if

617
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: something intimate happens between you two. I mean, well maybe

618
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: a little more than kissing is yea in nineteen more

619
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety seven, that was hooking up. I also

620
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 1: know this is how guys try to convince you to

621
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Speaker 1: do things that are a little questionable. Right, you define

622
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: hook up? That was its up? This says definition hook

623
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Speaker 1: up two people meet or form a relationship. What is that,

624
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Speaker 1: Mary Webster? What did you hook up with? Can tell

625
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: you you're not because it's not gonna happen with what

626
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: was her name? Tell us now, do I used to

627
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: work here yestiday? In the book I was up all

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Speaker 1: night with Scotti. No, no, no, it's not. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: want you to be. No, no, do you Gandhi write

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Speaker 1: like to set the record straight, please yes, yes, great team.

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Speaker 1: I was a kid right out of the fraternity house

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Speaker 1: and I was trying to hook up with Danielle. But

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Speaker 1: that's all it was. And then she didn't want to

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Speaker 1: be with me because you didn't try to hook up

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Speaker 1: with her. You were in love with her. She was

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Speaker 1: consuming every moment of your of your life. You know that. No,

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Speaker 1: it's the way that I do things. I make these

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Speaker 1: I'm really these women look up, you know the women

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Speaker 1: that I've been with. You know, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: You were in love scary. You were there, I was there.

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Speaker 1: You were infatuated in love with her. Hers to it.

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Speaker 1: It was like Titanic. You were rogue. Yes, yeah, go away.

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Speaker 1: Don't line to me. Don't line to me, don't lie

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Speaker 1: to us. You were in love with daniel He's convinced

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Speaker 1: I didn't hook up with him because he was a

656
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Speaker 1: bad boy. You used to go get Gandi, used to

657
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Speaker 1: have long hair, skater boy hair. I really want to

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Speaker 1: get a perm o. God, great GONDI listen. Great Tea

659
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Speaker 1: used to send messages to Danielle and he would cut

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Speaker 1: out He would cut out letters from the newspaper and

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Speaker 1: like and glue them on a piece of paper. What

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Speaker 1: other guy would do something like that? Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you you are creepy as f women like those things.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I don't know about you drawing

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Speaker 1: pictures that's a low. I gotta go. The fact you're

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Speaker 1: on my phone is just making me feel dirty. French girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I get no respect around here. That

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'm gonna goodbye. What break what? We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have more fun in a second. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: That's a that's a new promise. That's good. I'm like

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Speaker 1: scream out loud, We'll be a right back. Nate lives

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Speaker 1: his entire life just trying to get me to take

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Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna have more fun in a second.

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Speaker 1: McDonald's since I was a kid. They're saying, you know

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Speaker 1: that little thing that they serve French fries in what's

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Speaker 1: it called the little fox the frybox. There's a flap

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Speaker 1: on the fry box that is meant for ketchup. What

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to pold it back and then put ketchup

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Speaker 1: in it. Look, here's the picture. You're supposed to fold

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Speaker 1: it back and put your ketchup there. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that ketchup. It's it's a built in spot for ketchup.

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Speaker 1: And McDonald's has had it. They've had it there for

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Speaker 1: years and we never no noticed it. How dare they

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Speaker 1: keep the secret? Did you know that? Brodie? You're the

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Speaker 1: ketchup man? Hello? Yeah, I did. But they use fancy ketchup,

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Speaker 1: not Hines, so I don't eat it. But Haines now

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Speaker 1: has ketchup packages that you can pull the lid back

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Speaker 1: and it's its own cup. Yeah that's love. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you, no one is a bigger fan of Hines

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Speaker 1: ketchup than Dave Brody. He hoards it. Look, I have

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Speaker 1: hunts over here. Would you eat this now? No, knack

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Speaker 1: it out of your hand. Let's not ketchup. But I

723
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Speaker 1: was eating hunts the other day and Brodie said, go

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Speaker 1: to I mean God, I mean you were kind of belligerent.

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Speaker 1: I'll walk into a restaurant his Hunts bottles on the table,

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Speaker 1: I will walk out. He's a Hines lover, bring your

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Speaker 1: own bottle of it. Hey, So tomorrow night Network Fox,

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Speaker 1: you talk about the mass singer. Yeah, Fox, So everyone's

729
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who the masked singers are. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think Joey for Tones one of them. Well, they're

731
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Speaker 1: saying the rabbit, So there's a rabbit, there's I know,

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Speaker 1: there's the raven. The raven. I wonder who the raven

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Speaker 1: is And I don't know if they can't figure that

734
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Speaker 1: one out. So if you haven't seen it, what they

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00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: do on this show, I think it's brilliant. Um. They

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Speaker 1: have people that we know celebrities come out on stage,

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Speaker 1: but they're dressed in these beautiful costumes and you don't

738
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Speaker 1: know who they are, and they sing and you have

739
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Speaker 1: to guess who they are. There's a bee, there's a poodle.

740
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Speaker 1: And what happens is every week every week, like last week,

741
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Speaker 1: the person that went home was the Pineapple Man, and

742
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Speaker 1: that just happened to be Chong from Cheech and Chong.

743
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Speaker 1: So at the end of the show, if the person

744
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Speaker 1: is the singer is not going to go on to

745
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: the next show, they'll reveal who it is. So there's

746
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: a lot of these mass singers that we don't know

747
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Speaker 1: who they are yet because they have moved on to

748
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Speaker 1: the next round. You know what they should do. Yeah,

749
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Speaker 1: one of the masked singers should be Marshmallow takes off

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Speaker 1: his head a head, So Joey Fatone is denying that

751
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Speaker 1: he is the masked singer. Yeah, but we have sound

752
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: here the Bunny, it'd be bunny. Yeah, yeah, we got

753
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: when we got to be. And so what they did

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Speaker 1: is they when they sing, they pitched their voice up. Yeah,

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00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: so you don't know who it is. They d pitched

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Speaker 1: his voice. And this is what it sounds like. I

757
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: am the rabbit. I've spent most of my life on stage,

758
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Speaker 1: but I was never alone. Now I pop up here

759
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: and I pop up there, sire. Nice singing is my fortune.

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00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: It sounds like joy for synchronized Yeah, Elvis, Yes, Lisa's

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00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: actually friends with Joey Fatone's girlfriend. I'm gonna I'm gonna

762
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Speaker 1: see if Lisa will get a hold of her and

763
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: we'll ask her. She's not gonna say, you probably have

764
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Speaker 1: to sign, so it's still worth the guy. Here's one

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Speaker 1: I don't believe. They're saying the Bee is Patty LaBelle.

766
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Speaker 1: Oh really, I don't think she would do the show.

767
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I don't know if Patty LaBelle do

768
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Speaker 1: the show. And we're hearing that the Bee is Gladys Night,

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Speaker 1: the Raven is Ricky Ricky. Oh yeah that I could that,

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Speaker 1: I could say. I love that. Okay, so they d

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Speaker 1: pitched the bees voice and they're saying it's Patty Patty LaBelle.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen it. In my long career, a'b flaunt his

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Speaker 1: story heights, and I've never wanted to stop doing what

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Speaker 1: I love. Being a worker. Bee keeps me young. You

775
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Speaker 1: can call me queen Bee, but empress also super. I

776
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Speaker 1: don't know. It sounds like her. It does sound like her.

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Speaker 1: So are you watching the show. Yeah? I love it.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow night, nine o'clock. Yeah, I'm not watching it because

779
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: I'm kind of bored with it, but I just want

780
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Speaker 1: to fight out the next day. I tell you I

781
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: love it because last week I figured out who it

782
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: was before they revealed him. But by husband and I

783
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: sitting there trying to figure it out. It baffles me, Angela, Yeah,

784
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Speaker 1: are you watching the Masked Singer? Yeah? Absolutely? All right?

785
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 1: Who who are these people? I talk about her having

786
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Speaker 1: a top show if they talked about a tragedy in

787
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: her life and her husband died. Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing.

788
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: The celebrity judges on the show, they always guess it's

789
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Speaker 1: like these big, big superstars. Yeah, and but a big

790
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: superstar would not do the show, right. But if Patti

791
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Speaker 1: LaBelle is on there, m yeah, fiance is not pulling

792
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: off ahead? Now what's that? Brody? H? It says here

793
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Speaker 1: in Wikipedia Gladys Knight is known as the Empress of Soul.

794
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: But she just said I'm sometimes called the Empress. Just

795
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: are we ruining this for people? I don't know how

796
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: this show works. I don't know. That's the thing. We're

797
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: all guessing who they are. So Angela, are you are

798
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: you gonna watch tomorrow night? Right? Absolutely? Yeah? You love it? Yeah?

799
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. I love you who it is? At

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Speaker 1: the end, do you think it's our friend joy? For tone?

801
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 1: When you guys replace that, it sound like Cholie's Yeah,

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00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: all right, I could see that call him find out

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00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you for listening to us. Angela appreciate,

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00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: thank you. Um Monique line seven here we're going, hey Monique,

805
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Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh my god, Alba, yes, hello, oh

806
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: we love you. Monique. What's going on with you? Are

807
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: you watching the show? Are you watching the Master show?

808
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: My grand daughter and I are sess. So we've got

809
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: all our little guesses going. I don't have some all,

810
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: but I will say that we think that the raven

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Speaker 1: is most certainly Rosie o'donald. Thanks really yeah, loves the

812
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: board way things, she would so do it. We think

813
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: the alien is most certainly Kendall Jenna. I don't think.

814
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't think sisters and she is so toosy tiny,

815
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Speaker 1: it's got to be Kendall. I'm telling you, I don't

816
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: think that show can pull in those superstars. I think

817
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: they're like, no, they can pull them in. It's fun

818
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Speaker 1: right now. Let me get the it's not the Chaka

819
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Speaker 1: Khan again, She's not like a huge superstar. Yeah, lion

820
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Speaker 1: is Kelly Rowland. We love her, see that. It's most

821
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Speaker 1: certainly Kelly Rowland. You know what, doodle, Marie Osman? You think? So?

822
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Speaker 1: Who is the boy musical family? She says she was

823
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: old school. She's she's the girl from all the boys.

824
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Speaker 1: So wait, wait a minute, who is um Chaka Khan?

825
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Speaker 1: Chaka Khan is the beast, that's right. You know what.

826
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Speaker 1: I love that you're so into this show. It's awesome.

827
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: I didn't think I would like it. I was like,

828
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Speaker 1: that's so stupid when they were promoing it. But as

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Speaker 1: soon as I yo, this is a great idea. It's

830
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Speaker 1: a great I'm talking to you, guys, and I have

831
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: to tell you something on a serious note. I lost

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Speaker 1: my husband seven months ago to a very rare cancer

833
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Speaker 1: called colangio carcinoma. What is that? What kind of cancer?

834
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: Is that? It is cancer of the bile ducks and

835
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: it's only about twenty five hundred cases a year in

836
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: the United States. It's very aggressive. How long were you

837
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: together with him? We were married eighteen years and together

838
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: twenty one. Oh God, the love of your life. I've

839
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: been with him almost just about half my life. So

840
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: you know, from the time of diagnosis to when he passed.

841
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: He didn't make it two months um, and they had

842
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: already told us, even with chemo, he would be lucky

843
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: to live a year. So heating laws for our family.

844
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: But listening to you, guys every morning like gets me

845
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: laughing sometimes crying and laughing at the same time. But

846
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: you guys are wonderful. I tell you something, Monique cancer,

847
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yes, f cancer, who do

848
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: we know? Let's let's make a donation. I'm sure. I mean,

849
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: was there was there any organization that helped you and

850
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: your family out? We didn't have We didn't even have

851
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 1: time for that. I mean by the time we started

852
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: even looking into things, he was born. Um, they think

853
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: that the cancer thickened his blood to the point where

854
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: he threw a blood clot. But there is a population

855
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: called the Collangio Carcinoma Foundation on straight up, looking up.

856
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: We'll make a donation right now. You know, so appreciate it.

857
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: And they help families and they're doing research and I'm

858
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 1: hoping that you know that soon they will find better

859
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: prognosis is for people because it's it's a bad one

860
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: and not very many people. It doesn't have a good

861
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: survival rate at all. How are you doing though, I'm

862
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm adjusting. Um my husband was everything, he did everything,

863
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: He took care of all of us. So I'm learning

864
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: how to take care of myself now and take care

865
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: of the life that we built on my own. So

866
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: it's still difficult, but but I'm surviving. Oh my gosh,

867
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: what do you there. I've got the Collengio Carcinoma Foundation. Yeah,

868
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: it's that Collengelio CARSINMA dot Org. I've never heard of it.

869
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: It's very rare that they say. I had never heard

870
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: of it either. I'm a registered nurse. Um. But you know,

871
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: these things happen. Um. It was certainly devastating news for

872
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: us already been going through quite a bit. Um, these

873
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: things happened. Yeah, it's so interesting you said, these things happen,

874
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: But you know what, they shouldn't happen to you. You

875
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: deserve better, you know. I always tell people life happen sometimes,

876
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 1: and it's not always good. It's just, you know, it's

877
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: not how you fall down, it's how you get back up.

878
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: So you know, through my job and my career, God

879
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: bless you to take care of other people's families and

880
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: hope that you know, somebody else doesn't have the stuff

881
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: of the way I do. But if they do lose someone,

882
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: I hope to help them make that transition a little

883
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: bit easier. All right, I'm on the website and we're

884
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: gonna make a donation in his name. So I'm gonna

885
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 1: put you on hold. I'm gonna put you on hold

886
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: and get get his name from you. Thank you. You

887
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: know what. We were talking about this again the other day.

888
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: We're talking about the story that we're all living. We're

889
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: all living this story. Yeah. You know, if you think

890
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: about your life as beyond your life, it's a story.

891
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: It's it's like a screenplay. You're living and it is

892
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: a journey. And we're all so so blessed even when

893
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: we have lost like you've experienced. It's it's a part

894
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: of your story. As I tell people, I'm so thankful

895
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: for the years that God allowed me to have him. Well,

896
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: you know, I have to be grateful for that. Am

897
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: so grateful to that. We're gonna make a contribution right now.

898
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: And thank you for listening to us. Monique, we appreciate it.

899
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for doing what you do. And I

900
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: love little miss Dandhie. I hope that you're doing well.

901
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Let

902
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: me tell you I partied hard with her Sunday Sunday.

903
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: We have a Sunday Funday. Oh She's fun, Monique. Where

904
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: do you live? I live in upstate New York. Oh,

905
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: come on down, Come down to New York City and

906
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: party with Gonda. You'll love her. I'd love to take

907
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: you out of her Brooklyn born and raised. I can

908
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: hear you're a tough chick. I can hear it. I

909
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: love it. Well, let's look money, water is water and coffee.

910
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: School to day. Froggy's making fun of us money. Hold on,

911
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: we have to get some information from you. Okay, hold on, Sweeter,

912
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: love her. We're all we're all living this story. You

913
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: think about your life when you have a bad day

914
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: of good day. It's a part of your story. Pretty interesting.

915
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to give her a hug. Oh you will.

916
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: She's coming down. We're going a party with her. Let's

917
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: get into your headlines, Gandhi, what's going on? All right?

918
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: Law lawmakers will question President Trump's nominee for attorney General

919
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 1: today as William Barr's confirmation hearing begins. Bar is set

920
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: to replace Jeff Sessions, and he served as Attorney General

921
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: under George HW. Bush. Los Angeles public school officials are

922
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: asking that more than half a million students come to

923
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: school today. It's the second day of the first teacher

924
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: strike in thirty years. Thousands of teachers started picketing yesterday

925
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: morning as they demanded higher pay, smaller classes, and more

926
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: support staff. Some more details released in the Jamie Class

927
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: kidnapping case, and they get creepier every single day. I

928
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: can't even read this anymore. It's just it's crazy. Police

929
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin say that the suspect just picked her to

930
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: target after seeing her get off the school bus one day.

931
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: He also made his first appearance in court and was

932
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: held on five million dollars bail. Let me tell you,

933
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: such a creepy story, Such a creep and the fact

934
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: that she like basically witnessed her parents being killed, I

935
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: just I can't even like, Yeah, a poor little girl.

936
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: Today marks the tenth anniversary of the Miracle on the

937
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: Hudson where Captain Chesley Sullenberger safely landed a commercial flight

938
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: on the Hudson River after hitting a flock of geese.

939
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: What a weird day that was. I can't even imagine.

940
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: And everyone everyone lived to talk about it, all of them,

941
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: and they get together every year and they kind of celebrate, Hey,

942
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: we all went through this together, and we're all okay.

943
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: They did it in Manhattan over the weekend, and this

944
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: is kind of cool. There's a new website called pay

945
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946
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947
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Speaker 1: of the government shutdown. Yeah, pay it furlowed dot com.

948
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949
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954
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Speaker 1: the Elvis durand phone Tap. Let's go, Yes, Garrett, it's

955
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: all you. So Scott wants to play a phone tap

956
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: on his dad, Bill. Now, Scott's going to start the

957
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: call off to his dad from this girl's house that

958
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: he's visiting. Then I'm going to jump in as the

959
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: brother who lives at the house, not knowing who this

960
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: guy is. Simple, yeah, simple, let's see what happens here

961
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: we go. Listen, Hello, Hey, it's dad, what's up? Hey?

962
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: How are you going? Good going on? Oh, I'm just um,

963
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just at this girl's house. I just

964
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,479
Speaker 1: we met and she she had to take every baby

965
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: brothers say so that would watch her brother with her.

966
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: Do you work? Yeah? Yeah, Actually I'm hey who are you?

967
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: Uh what dude? Dude's going on over there? Still out?

968
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: Just hans at a still out? All right? What are

969
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: you doing in the hot tub? Yeah, Scott, you're in

970
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,919
Speaker 1: a guy hot tub? What the hell going on? Yeah? Yeah,

971
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: well you know she were I'm I'm in her hot tub.

972
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 1: You're in who's the guy screaming at you? Are you okay?

973
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: You know? I don't I don't know. I don't know

974
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: this guy. I don't know. I don't know who the

975
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: hell he is. Hey, are you in trouble? Scott? Are

976
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: you all right? No? No, das, everything's fine, all right?

977
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: Everything is not fine? A guys healing at you there

978
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: and you're in a hot tub. What's going on? Get

979
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: out of the hot tub right now? Get out of

980
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: the hot tub. Doing in a hot tub? I'm just

981
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: I don't you know? This is her brother, this is

982
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: her older brother. Uh you know, Okay, I'll get out

983
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 1: of the hot tub. Sure, Just handing my bathing suit.

984
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: You naked? What are you doing? You don't know this people?

985
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: What the are you doing naked in my hot tub? Gatti?

986
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: Why aren't you naked in this man's hot tub? Who

987
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: are you talking right now? But they died on the

988
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: phone before he got the hell out of a dead

989
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: everything's cool, right put Scott, It's not okay. You're naked

990
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: in this guy's hot tub with this with this girl

991
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: next to you. Tell sir sir, I'm not sure what's

992
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: going on over there? This is who are you? Sir?

993
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: I am Scott's father. I he had just called me

994
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: to say hello. He had told me he was babysitting.

995
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: I guess you baby sitting babysitting naked in my hot

996
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: tub right now, Sir sir, I apologize deeply. I have

997
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: no idea that that that he'd be in your hot

998
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: tub in the first place, and certainly without his his

999
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: bathing suit on. I am I am so sorry down.

1000
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: I do not want to see you stand up right

1001
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: now again. I apologize. That's right. You tell him dot

1002
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: do not get up? Did you tell him do not

1003
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: get up? I am gonna get over there right now.

1004
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave work and I will get there. You

1005
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: tell him to sit in that hot tub until I

1006
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 1: get there, animal, did you, sir? I have no idea

1007
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: why he's behaving this way? You know? Yeah? Can you

1008
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 1: give me like a towel list? And I'm like, oh no, no,

1009
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm not and you a towel. You tell him to

1010
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: just mind his place, Tell him to just keep his

1011
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: ass in that hot tub. I will get there and

1012
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: then I will minded. Can you please put my idiot

1013
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: son back on the phone. Move let's be grown ups

1014
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: about this. Okay, God, you're naked in his hot tub.

1015
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: You will get there. I'm reading more like flying off

1016
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: the handle, and it's like a little embarrassing. And he's

1017
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: flying off the handle. Of course he's flying off the handle.

1018
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: You're naked in his hat tub with his sister who

1019
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: is supposed to be babysitting his baby brother. What the

1020
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: hell would you think he's gonna do? I cannot believe

1021
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: what you're telling me that I'm leaving Mark now. If

1022
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna behave like a dog, I'm gonna treat you

1023
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: like one. Sit your at down. I will be there soon. Said.

1024
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: If you're gonna come over to do least like give

1025
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: me I'm bringing bring over a tinge of clothes or something,

1026
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: anything else. Do you want a happy meal? I'm gonna

1027
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: throw you an card and we're gonna go home. That's

1028
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Bill, I'm on my will. What um.

1029
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: My name is Garrett from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

1030
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: And you just got phone taft you did not just

1031
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: I love you, but you're a piece of sweet thing

1032
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: to say to someone. Great job, Garrett. Thank you. If

1033
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: you have an idea from phone tap, let us know.

1034
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: Go to Elvis Duran dot comment, click on the phone

1035
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: taps link. I think I have an idea for a

1036
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: phone tap you we should phone tap Uncle Johnny again

1037
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: again one of my favorite phone taps of all time.

1038
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: Pretty much all right, phone taps easy. Go to Elvis

1039
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: Duran dot com, click on the phone tap link and

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Speaker 1: you're there. Scary where's this button right here? Number three?

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Speaker 1: This phone tap was prerecorded permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, So, if

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Speaker 1: you're into Broadway musicals like I am, yes, because I'm

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Speaker 1: a big Mary. You know Carol Channing passed away in

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Speaker 1: ninety seven, ninety seven years old. I mean ninety seven.

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Speaker 1: That's the way to go, though, like I want to

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Speaker 1: go with natural causes. That would be nice. Do you

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Speaker 1: have some Carol Channing music scery? So Carol Channing was

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Speaker 1: just a fixture on Broadway and entertainment for many years,

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Speaker 1: and she passed away ninety seven years old. A kiss

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Speaker 1: on the hand maybe quite continental, but diamonds are a

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00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: girl's best friend. A kiss. Maybe you couldn't help but

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Speaker 1: smile every time you saw Carol Channing on TV or

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Speaker 1: where we saw or help you at the adammt Manrow

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Speaker 1: cold loved her. Hello, all right, Well there's a song

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Speaker 1: without Carol Channing, but there's for the best playing one

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Speaker 1: of mild favorites. A lot of people you see on

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Speaker 1: stage and screen today, so they admired her and became

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Speaker 1: their version of Carol Channing. Find me an empty BELLI

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Speaker 1: greg t talk about your times you spent with Carol Channing.

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Speaker 1: I found that she was, you know, really important Broadway

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Speaker 1: and everything that she brought to the table. There's nobody

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Speaker 1: like her psychonic So I gotta tell you, speaking of

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Speaker 1: Carol Channing. We officially launched our iHeart Radio Broadway channel.

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radios, you know the app you have on

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Speaker 1: your phone. This channel is amazing. What are they playing

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Speaker 1: right now? Hold on? Others have no clue. Anyway, So

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Speaker 1: we had a big party to hard rock here in

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Speaker 1: New York City last night and it was just amazing.

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Speaker 1: The the cast from Anastasia, the cast from Lion King

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Speaker 1: was there, the kids from they were all there. It

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Speaker 1: was a big party. And Gandhi wasn't even there. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get the invite. Everyone. I felt very left. Read

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Speaker 1: your email. I guess that would help. Check out. Check

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Speaker 1: out I Hurt Radio Broadway. The channel is on right

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Speaker 1: now all your favorite hits. Thank you, including this one.

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Speaker 1: We don't even know what it is. What's that from

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Speaker 1: Noel Gregory? What are you doing on the show today? Well,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say, you know, I too did not

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Speaker 1: get the invite, and I would have liked to have gone.

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Speaker 1: I love Broadway shows. I don't get to go see

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Speaker 1: them as often as I as I would like, you know,

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Speaker 1: but I do enjoy them. I love good acting. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know all of the songs. But I'd like

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Speaker 1: to be a part of you. We live. We live

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Speaker 1: in New York City, and we don't go to Broadway enough.

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Speaker 1: We sometimes we assume that Broadway is ready for tourists. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's for us. No, I love it. I will say

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Speaker 1: I sat next to te Ones at a Broadway show

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Speaker 1: and he was over the moon. He was like clapping

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Speaker 1: the whole time, like, look at that good prom I

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Speaker 1: thought so many of these the waitress was great, all

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Speaker 1: of these groups. The waitress, well, you know, waitress. I

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Speaker 1: just said, we know the being, you know, but yeah, waitress.

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Speaker 1: Brody just did something that I love. He backed all

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Speaker 1: the way up to the wall to scratch his back

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Speaker 1: like a bear, like a bear on the tree, froggy.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen this cat. My dad does that

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Speaker 1: even still to this day. My dad is sixty some

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Speaker 1: years old, almost seven years old. He still does. He'll

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Speaker 1: or he'll get it on it on the edge of

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Speaker 1: a door jam. He's like, I just can't get it,

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Speaker 1: and then he does it. He's like, okay, all good,

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Speaker 1: and then he gets back to what he was doing.

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Speaker 1: You backed all the way up and you've scratched your

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Speaker 1: back on the wall. That's the best spot right there

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Speaker 1: by the little frame to the window. Yeah, we had

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Speaker 1: the Norwegian Bliss blocking that the ship we have in

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Speaker 1: the studio, right, it was hell. I couldn't get to it.

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Speaker 1: So I discovered the world of foam rollers. I never

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Speaker 1: owned one. I never knew what one was. It's for

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Speaker 1: people who work out. It's like to stretch out their

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Speaker 1: back and stuff. You put it on the floor. It's

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Speaker 1: like a cylinder and you just like rub your back

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Speaker 1: on it. You lay on it like a dog. It's

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Speaker 1: the foam roller. It is the best feeling in the world.

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Speaker 1: Everybody love, you've discovered the foam roller, a Danielle, you

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Speaker 1: discover I just discovered the foam rollers. But scary you

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Speaker 1: look like Rocky Rue rolling around on the floor while

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Speaker 1: you doing that. You guys will have a better morning

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Speaker 1: if you have a foam roller in your life. The

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Speaker 1: action he keeps doing to show us, YEA doesn't look right.

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Speaker 1: It's very pelvic, thrusty right ahead, disgusting behind all right. So,

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Speaker 1: like we were just saying, Actor singer Carol Channing passed

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Speaker 1: away early this morning at the age of ninety seven

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Speaker 1: after California. Who hasn't been on Scooby Doo, everybody, I

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Speaker 1: haven't her publicist said she died of natural causes, so

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Speaker 1: it is sad. You know, she was ninety seven. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to live to be ninety seven if I'm healthy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: If I'm not healthy, and I'm like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: know you stand anyone, but no, I was talking to

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Speaker 1: her friend the other day. I never want to die.

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Speaker 1: I want to live forever. Do you really? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: read that the baby's being born now. Are all expected

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Speaker 1: to live past one hundred years old? Sorry? I want

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Speaker 1: to be like three hundred years old? Oh like human tortoise?

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Speaker 1: You want to be three hundred if you're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: not healthy and just like no, no, I need I

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Speaker 1: need to like were you're like poop it on yourself

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01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: and somebody's got to clean it up. You need I

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Speaker 1: need to be able to wipe myself. Okay, unless Nate's

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Speaker 1: around back to you, all right? So um, hold on,

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01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: it looks like Lady Gaga wants to play Cleopatra in

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Speaker 1: the movie. Will it happen? I don't know, because we're

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Speaker 1: also hearing that Angelina Jolie has been attached to remaking

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Speaker 1: this movie. For a long time, Studio bosses have been negotiating, negotiating,

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Speaker 1: with her. I think she's helping produce it. So what's

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Speaker 1: going to happen? Will Gaga get to audition? Um, we'll see,

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Speaker 1: Will Angelina Jolie be in it? Who knows, We'll see

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Speaker 1: what happens. Uh. Sixty year old clump of Marilyn Monrose

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Speaker 1: hair is on sale for sixteen thousand dollars. It came

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Speaker 1: from her hairdresser, who apparently used to give framed locks

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Speaker 1: of her hair to friends as gifts. She knew, I know, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You think he was like, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna sweep this up and gifted to people. He swept

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Speaker 1: it up and like framed it all. That's so weird.

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Speaker 1: Have a clump of hair, I know, one for you

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Speaker 1: and one for you. Um. And she gave up smoking marijuana.

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01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: He recently said that I have stopped smoking weed. Can

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Speaker 1: I have a stash? No? He said, I found myself

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01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: sitting at home watching films. I only ever create when

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01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: I'm sober. I find most ideas happen when you have

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Speaker 1: a cup of tea. That's what he is. I can't

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01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: smoke pot anymore. No, why no, I fall asleep. I

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Speaker 1: don't even party on it. No, I know yeah, out

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Speaker 1: of it. You have to find the different strains. Some

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01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: of them will put you to sleep, some of them

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01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: will wake you right up. Well, thank you welcome I heard. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've. Seleno is back on Instagram for the

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01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 1: first time since September doing well, says I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: the person I'm becoming and I look forward to the

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Speaker 1: year ahead. Love you all. And Hugh Grant had a

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Speaker 1: script stolen from his car and he politely is asking

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Speaker 1: for it back. Now we don't talk about Hugh Grant,

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01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: but I thought this was an interesting story act. He

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Speaker 1: tweeted out, Sorry, in the unlikely chance that anyone knows

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Speaker 1: who broke into my car and stole my bag, please

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Speaker 1: try and persuade them to at least return my script.

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Speaker 1: Many weeks worth of notes and ideas are on there,

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Speaker 1: and I really would like it back, So hopefully he'll

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Speaker 1: get it back tonight. On television, You've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of cool things. Where the hell's my list? Like what

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Speaker 1: I lost my list? This is US is on? Yeah,

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01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: this is Us is on. Oh yeah, don't call great Tea. FBI.

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01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: The Flash New Orleans Lethal Weapon is on as well.

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Speaker 1: I know a lot of us are watching a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun stuff on Netflix, and that's on stuff on tonight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle. Hi, Larry, Hey, good morning. How are you.

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Speaker 1: We're doing well. So Scary is right on target about

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01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: this foam roller thing, Elvis. I gotta tell you, there's

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Speaker 1: not a lot that I think Scary is great about,

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Speaker 1: but he is dead on. The phone roller is the

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Speaker 1: miracle cure? Really? The kay really? You just put it

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Speaker 1: on the floor and just kind of roll around on it.

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Speaker 1: You know, my inside knee was killing me for like

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Speaker 1: six months. I was hobbling around. I'm like, let me

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Speaker 1: try the phone roller. Rolls it over the inside part

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Speaker 1: of my niece. Three days later, I'm walking like the king.

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Speaker 1: So Scarry, you are a brilliant man. Well didn't I

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Speaker 1: think Gwyneth Paltrow was on with Fallon last week and

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Speaker 1: she had a foam roller with her. Wow, you see, Elvis.

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01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,799
Speaker 1: It's it's the it's the real deal. It's a new movement.

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01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: The movement is they're usually it's sporting good stories. So

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01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 1: they need to mainstream these things and they need to

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01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: be at every pharmacy. I'm going to Amazon right now.

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Speaker 1: Foam Larry, don't don't skip. What are you doing today?

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01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: What are you doing today, Larry, I'm going to work

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Speaker 1: to go sell them insurance. Yes, thank god. Well, we

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Speaker 1: love you. Have a beautiful day, Larry. Thanks for calling.

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Speaker 1: I love you. Guys, Thank you so much. Take care.

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01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: I love you. You spent the time to call in

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Speaker 1: to talk about the foam roller. Absolutely scary, man, you

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Speaker 1: got it. I'm telling you all right. It's interesting, guys

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Speaker 1: what people choose to call and talk about, like, oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: that product. That was my god. I've got to call

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Speaker 1: the Elvis show. They're talking about the phone ruler, even

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Speaker 1: though now I want to go buy one, which Brody

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Speaker 1: Gwyn it sells it on goup for seventeen dollars seventeen

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Speaker 1: dollar that's it, which means you can get it for

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Speaker 1: five years. Right, let me check out? Is it? It

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Speaker 1: is there? It is? I heart radio. You need Broadway Channel.

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Speaker 1: Don't y y me, don't ray me. The first three

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Speaker 1: sound of music happen to me. Don't ray me. You're

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Speaker 1: ready me, don't ray melt do here. I'll make it

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Speaker 1: easier for you. The words right, dear, I fear ray,

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Speaker 1: I drop a golden side. Men, I call myself so

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01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm needful. Why do they screw the law? Law is

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Speaker 1: a note to follow. So I mean it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like the bastard nod be. I don't know law anyway,

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Speaker 1: make sure you're you know your iHeartRadio app is totally

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Speaker 1: free downloaded just for the Broadway Channel. By the way,

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Speaker 1: that was my idea of the Broadway Channel. What other

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Speaker 1: people are taking credit for it, and they really shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: You're right, Froggy, they're all taking credit for it. It

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Speaker 1: was my idea. That's what happens. That's what happened here.

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Speaker 1: If you remember here here in South Florida, when we

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01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,639
Speaker 1: put the show on, other people try to take credit

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01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,559
Speaker 1: for it only after it was successful. I know, boo,

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01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: how do we get your name on it? Who do

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01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: we fight the Elvis Duran Broadway Channel? Yes, no, just

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01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: know when you listen to it, it's it was my

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Speaker 1: idea to follows that will ring us back to go.

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01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 1: You gotta listen to it. What a channel? How you

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01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:22,000
Speaker 1: call a song? Don't ray me fa so and so on, No,

1246
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,679
Speaker 1: don't ray and so on. We play the entire musical.

1247
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta take you know, I'm gonna take

1248
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: a break talking and go to my office and listen

1249
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: to the Broadway show Your Day Today show, stuff gets

1250
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: awkward real quick. Open the iHeartRadio app and here everything

1251
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 1: you missed with Elvis Durand on demand. It grows like

1252
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: six inches in three hours. Full versions of every show

1253
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: posted every day. Just search Kelvis Durand on demand only

1254
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app. Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

1255
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: Your Tuesdays are red hot because Lindsay Lowen's Beach Club

1256
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: is back. Did you see last week's episode? It was

1257
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: so good. Don't miss Lindsay Lawin's base Club all new Tuesdays.

1258
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:07,519
Speaker 1: Headye on MTV. They wake me up in the morning

1259
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: and they get me going, whoa, I got to say,

1260
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:16,799
Speaker 1: good mom, guy, Holy no. Elvis Duran from his popular

1261
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 1: morning show, Are you as domineering in the bedroom as

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01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: you are on the radio? They're funny. I love listening

1263
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: to it on my way to work. Stop being so stupid, Elvis.

1264
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 1: Come over here and shut the hell off. He's licking

1265
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: my nipple. Licking my nipple. We're good. Everyone has lost

1266
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:34,240
Speaker 1: their issue Duran and the Morning Show. I see Elvis

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01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:37,639
Speaker 1: on the Today Show and I just love his face.

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01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:46,000
Speaker 1: Two This is Elvis stand in the Morning show. So look,

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01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:51,959
Speaker 1: there are vibrators, and there are vibrators. So my assistant

1270
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: Andrew brought in the far A gun. Yeah I love it.

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01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, for me bring this is the best

1272
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: vibrator in the world. To be honest, the only downside

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01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,720
Speaker 1: to this thing is that it's very loud school and

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01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 1: it's expensive. But apparently the new one it's better. It's

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01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:16,600
Speaker 1: not expensive because we didn't pay for it. Oh that

1276
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: feels all. So this is one of those vibrators. You

1277
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 1: wouldn't put it on your private parts, tear it up.

1278
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: It would tear it up, destroy yourself. I believe it's

1279
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: like a jackhammer. He did put it down his pants.

1280
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,479
Speaker 1: You put it down your pants. I had no choice.

1281
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: I was so I wanted to. I wanted to know

1282
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 1: what I feel like. It was incredible, incredible. Yeah, okay,

1283
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna put the fair gun down and pants.

1284
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. It could hurt you. I mean, it's you, now,

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01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: this thing is I mean, Andrew, Okay, if I put

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01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 1: it down, great, it's like repeated punchingone's punching your your

1287
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: ball sad. But you don't want to do that. You

1288
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:10,120
Speaker 1: want to like you know. Okay, first of all, we're

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01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: on we're recording this, So do I have your permission

1290
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: to do this? Andrew Elvis? What have you never had

1291
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 1: my permission? Of course, you're okay. This is what I

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01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:22,639
Speaker 1: do for you and put it on your path. It's

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01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna hurt, you say, it's like putting a Jackhammeer down

1294
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 1: your path. I think, Sam, what, I'm so afraid it's

1295
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,439
Speaker 1: gonna hurt. Like I feel like it's gonna fall on

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01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: the floor. What's gonna beat it off? Here's the thing.

1297
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he's gonna beat it off. That's what I

1298
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: think is about to happen. He has two kids already,

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01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,160
Speaker 1: He's gone way more. Put it down there, remember he

1300
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:50,120
Speaker 1: sticks put it in there. Okay, Oh my god, it's

1301
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt.

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01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 1: He likes this. Oh I've seen this. It's Elvis. Don't

1303
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 1: bergt to use the dad line. This is gonna hurt

1304
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 1: you more than it's gonna hurt you. He was going

1305
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,600
Speaker 1: to hurt you more than. Are you ready? So the

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01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 1: thra gun is down, Greg teas pants, Are you ready? Yes? Oh?

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01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: My god. Oh stop, Okay, I told you, I think

1308
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: he's damaged. He was close. I think you begged for it.

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01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,560
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just didn't realize it was going to

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01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 1: be that much force. It's intense. Yes, I told you,

1311
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: but we just didn't realize. Okay, turn around, let's put

1312
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: it up your butt. We all get straight nates, straight

1313
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: nates being like like the mother, are you okay? We're good,

1314
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 1: We're good. We should all get in a circle of

1315
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 1: the gun each other. We should all get No, it

1316
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 1: was just on his ball, not are you okay? Say

1317
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: we should get in a circle and the gun. I

1318
01:15:54,160 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 1: heard him say that if you were like my I'm taking.

1319
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 1: I think that we need to each put in twenty

1320
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: five dollars and invest in one for the show. How

1321
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:14,080
Speaker 1: much are they four bush? What do we have? Debate

1322
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,280
Speaker 1: paid for one? I mean Andrew paid for it. We

1323
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 1: can use it as a gift and turn the cameras

1324
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 1: off stop it. But every time we do something pervy

1325
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 1: in the studio, here comes Kathleen and Jake with their cameras.

1326
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 1: You what, he's belly and on his hips. I have

1327
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 1: an ache now on my right side of you to

1328
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,439
Speaker 1: get the right one. The right one now feels some paint.

1329
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:48,519
Speaker 1: You asked, I did. Moving on, moving on, maybe you

1330
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,800
Speaker 1: need to go to the doctor now. So, Froggy, I

1331
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 1: wish you were here in New York so we could

1332
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:55,280
Speaker 1: use the fair gun on you. And you're screw me too,

1333
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 1: Me too would be great, be fabulous. So I never

1334
01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 1: wanted to be there more so, Danielle and I have

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01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: a Danielle and I have a question for you, Gandhi.

1336
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: When you were working with Maddie up in Boston, did

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01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: he ever do stuff like this? Absolutely no, he didn't

1338
01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: use it. They're a gun in his wee weee. No,

1339
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: I never saw any of my co workers weeis until

1340
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 1: just now. Can we not call it a wee wee please, leaner,

1341
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: it's great tease. It's a wee weee tewee. Great tea

1342
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 1: has hung like a pancake. Ye the job all right?

1343
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,639
Speaker 1: We would straight and eight? What are we doing around

1344
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 1: the room? Okay, music please we'll start with you, Froggy

1345
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: and beautiful South Florida. What's your weather like today? Today?

1346
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna be nice. It's seventy two and sunny. Well

1347
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: here it's sunny and freezing, not seventy two. I can

1348
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,479
Speaker 1: tell you that we have a big vibrator, so we're okay. Well,

1349
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 1: that's okay. What's on your mind? Well, Daniel's usually the

1350
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,360
Speaker 1: shoe person. So Daniel, if you would please check out

1351
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 1: the shoes that I posted on my Instagram this morning.

1352
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,760
Speaker 1: They're so ugly they're almost cool. They look like you

1353
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: could play golf on the man which one grant turf?

1354
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,800
Speaker 1: The Elvis? Let Elvis look at them, Elvis, do you

1355
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,160
Speaker 1: remember the shoes that you wanted, the Nike shoes that

1356
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 1: you wanted the day that we were at the brunch,

1357
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:10,600
Speaker 1: the grass shoes. Yes? Do you like them now? I do.

1358
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: I think they're so ugly that they're cool. I want

1359
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: to get a pair, and everybody says they're ugly. I

1360
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,640
Speaker 1: love them, buy them very much by them for you?

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01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: Will you really? No? Damn? I was getting close. What

1362
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,560
Speaker 1: are you eating? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that

1363
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,560
Speaker 1: Gandhi didn't want because she doesn't like jelly, so she

1364
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:29,599
Speaker 1: gave it to me. By the way, something really crazy

1365
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 1: happened today. Gandhi saw a great cheese penis for the

1366
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,560
Speaker 1: very first time. This is a verse. You'll see it.

1367
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:38,080
Speaker 1: I feel like we're also close. What's up for you?

1368
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: So you know how I'm obsessed with posh Mark and

1369
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: selling everything on Poshmark. So yesterday a girl put up

1370
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 1: a pair of Louis Baton boots like combat boots, for

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01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:51,840
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five dollars. What nobody understood? How

1372
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,920
Speaker 1: could they be real? Blah blah blah blah blah. Apparently

1373
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: they were real. She didn't like them, she just wanted

1374
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,240
Speaker 1: to get rid of them, and she didn't realize I

1375
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 1: tried to buy them and somebody got them before me.

1376
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: So you ever have that feeling that you were like,

1377
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 1: if you do eBay or you whatever, you were outbid

1378
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 1: by something and it just pisces you off. You had

1379
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: to win. I did not win, and I'm so angry

1380
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 1: about it. I'm so mad. But you know, on eBay

1381
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:16,639
Speaker 1: when you go and you were like, you think you're

1382
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 1: going to be the part validation, and then somebody had

1383
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:24,320
Speaker 1: the last second comes in and nothing to do exactly.

1384
01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:26,479
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less. I don't really need those shoes,

1385
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: but I should have won. I've been the winner before.

1386
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 1: It feels great, but the ramen for two months after

1387
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,680
Speaker 1: does not taste. That's true, Producer sand What's on your

1388
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: mind today? So we all know how much fun last

1389
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 1: night was at the launch of the new iHeart Broadway Channel,

1390
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 1: I absolutely love it. I was flying because I went

1391
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: to a musical theater high school, so it was kind

1392
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: of like feeding my inner nerd to get to meet

1393
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,639
Speaker 1: all of these different people who are superstars and talk

1394
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:54,759
Speaker 1: to them and have chats with them. But my biggest

1395
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 1: source of joy came from someone else. I saw a

1396
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,240
Speaker 1: girl from high school who also went to my forming

1397
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:02,640
Speaker 1: art school. Her name is Kiely Byrne, and she is

1398
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 1: on Broadway right now. She's a dancer in Aladdin, and

1399
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,560
Speaker 1: I just felt so proud to see her because I

1400
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,360
Speaker 1: remember when we went to school and we were all like,

1401
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:14,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this, and she did it. She actually

1402
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,640
Speaker 1: did it. And I got to see her glowing last night,

1403
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 1: hug her and take pictures with her. I mean, she's beautiful.

1404
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: She is beautiful, and you were so beautiful when you

1405
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 1: were hanging out with her. I was. I was just glowing.

1406
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,640
Speaker 1: It was such a great energy to be around. And

1407
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,519
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy for her and everyone else there,

1408
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 1: and I can't wait to see what this merge of

1409
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: radio and broadway music does for its future. Let me

1410
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 1: see what are playing right now on the iHeart Radio

1411
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: Broadway channel. She's missing, She's kind? Who is that from waitress?

1412
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 1: She used to be mine? Wow? I love I Heart

1413
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: Radio Broadway. Make sure you have it on your art

1414
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,559
Speaker 1: radio app today. I love it? Uh, yes, Gondie, what's

1415
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 1: on your mind today? I have a dilemma and maybe

1416
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,080
Speaker 1: you can help me out with it. I don't really

1417
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends who have children, but the

1418
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 1: couple that I do, most of them have cute kids.

1419
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 1: I have one friend with a very not that cute

1420
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: kid who keeps harassing me with pictures of the kid. Yes,

1421
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:22,479
Speaker 1: it's Danielle. It's it's like a little baby, and I'm

1422
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: trying really hard to just be like, oh my gosh,

1423
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,960
Speaker 1: that's so cute. But I think I'm feeding the raccoon

1424
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,640
Speaker 1: and it's gonna keep coming back, and it's sending me

1425
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: more pictures and I needed to stop because the kid

1426
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: freaks me out. What do I dote delete them? Is

1427
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,840
Speaker 1: it a friend? Yeah? I want to see this baby.

1428
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 1: I'll show you and you call. Can we call her?

1429
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 1: And her baby's nasty? Well? I don't know that she's

1430
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,120
Speaker 1: Nasty's probably a very sweet little kid. But like, let

1431
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,920
Speaker 1: me see the kid. Let the kid ugly. Let me

1432
01:21:48,200 --> 01:22:00,680
Speaker 1: let me be the judges. That's a girl. Sorry, she

1433
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 1: grows up to be so smart. But every time I

1434
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,960
Speaker 1: get the picture, I'm like, oh, you know, ugly babies

1435
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 1: usually turn out to be beautiful adults. Great, I just

1436
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,679
Speaker 1: maybe has a little growing. They have to stop coming

1437
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 1: to me. I needed to quit right now. Well there

1438
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,040
Speaker 1: we go. All right, Well, thanks for sharing that it's

1439
01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 1: an ugly baby. I'm so glad I'm not alone in this.

1440
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: Let's get into sound with Garrett. Hey, hey, good morning.

1441
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 1: All right, let's start with some stories coming out of Florida. Okay,

1442
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 1: let's start with CBS four. You know, growing up, our

1443
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,760
Speaker 1: parents always said kill them with kindness, right, well, this

1444
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,799
Speaker 1: guy took that to heart. But instead of kindness, kindness

1445
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:42,320
Speaker 1: was the machete. Oh, Florida News, what are you doing? Investigators?

1446
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:45,240
Speaker 1: Brian Stewart was arrested after threatening to kill his neighbor

1447
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: with kindness. Kindness is the word written on a machete

1448
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,759
Speaker 1: owned by Stewart. The Pencil Coola News Journal says Milton

1449
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 1: cut the man with a machete. The victim suffered a

1450
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: half inch cut on his hand. Only in Florida, Yes, Florida, Yes,

1451
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:02,000
Speaker 1: let's stay in Florida. From News twelve. A woman stole

1452
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:05,360
Speaker 1: five rolexes from a guy. Listen to where she hid them.

1453
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 1: A woman in Miami snatched Rolex watches from a man

1454
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:12,520
Speaker 1: she met at a bar, then hid them in her vagina.

1455
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 1: Why did he use the word snatched? There's so many questions.

1456
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 1: He snatched rolex watches from a man she met at

1457
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:26,519
Speaker 1: a bar, then hid them in her vagina? Five so

1458
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,840
Speaker 1: many questions? Were they still on her wrist? Well, you

1459
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:33,120
Speaker 1: know how they found So the cops questioned her and said, hey,

1460
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,160
Speaker 1: where are they? She said, I don't know. She walked

1461
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 1: through the metal detector going into the police precinct and

1462
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 1: the metal detector went off, of course, and that's how

1463
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 1: they found here. All right, we all know this song, right,

1464
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,800
Speaker 1: Nirvana smells like teen Spirit, my favorite song ever. So

1465
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 1: over the holiday, Harry Styles actually did a little karaoke

1466
01:23:52,479 --> 01:24:01,519
Speaker 1: we're talking about karaoke yesterday and did some Nirvana Harry

1467
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 1: Style So cute, yes, but it does not hold up

1468
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: to the best cover of Nirvana ever. Hello, hello, Daniel, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

1469
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:21,320
Speaker 1: down hello, Hello. I love it is that your sound? Yes,

1470
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:24,200
Speaker 1: you're a good American? Thank you, thank you, You're welcome.

1471
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 1: Can I play it? Ll all right? Thank you Daniel. Hello.

1472
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:44,519
Speaker 1: That was from nineteen ninety one. That song changed our lives.

1473
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 1: Oh it did, and it still does every time we

1474
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:49,559
Speaker 1: play it. Hey, um, let's talk about radio for a second.

1475
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,040
Speaker 1: There's a station across the street from us here in

1476
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: New York, w PLJ. Yeah, yesterday they made the wise

1477
01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 1: decision to take all of their air personalities off the

1478
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:06,719
Speaker 1: air and just play music. Oh the wise decision stupid.

1479
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:11,559
Speaker 1: I mean w PLJ is I mean, whoever works, They've

1480
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,560
Speaker 1: always made the wrong decisions and that's why they're the

1481
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: number twenty five in the ratings whatever. And we've been there,

1482
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 1: we've been we were number twenty six, and we know

1483
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people that've got taken off the air,

1484
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: which sucks. Man. Here's my thing. If you want nothing

1485
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:29,720
Speaker 1: but music, listen to your iHeart radio app. You don't

1486
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:33,720
Speaker 1: need to turn on a radio exactly, listen to commercials

1487
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,560
Speaker 1: and you don't have to do that. You listen to

1488
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:40,120
Speaker 1: radio because you have a difference like us. You may

1489
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,880
Speaker 1: love us, you may hate us, but I mean we

1490
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:48,240
Speaker 1: may be biased, but that's what I'm saying. Just all music. Yeah,

1491
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,559
Speaker 1: why would you listen to a radio station that plays

1492
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:55,240
Speaker 1: nothing but music? How stupid you could do? Like we

1493
01:25:55,400 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 1: do have an entertaining morning show. I don't get it.

1494
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you want music, you can go

1495
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,120
Speaker 1: to your I Heart Radio I've and just listen to music.

1496
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,519
Speaker 1: If you want people talking about, you know, the bs

1497
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,720
Speaker 1: of the day, you turn us on. If you hate us,

1498
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,080
Speaker 1: you turn us off. Fine, But I just can't believe

1499
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:15,800
Speaker 1: they're still in this day and age, and there you're

1500
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, there are radio stations that rely on their

1501
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 1: music fresh played ten songs in a row, row, ten

1502
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:28,600
Speaker 1: songs in a row, a row of corn. I'm just

1503
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:31,080
Speaker 1: telling you right now, how stupid, What a waste of

1504
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:36,000
Speaker 1: a radio station. Seriously. Yeah. And the reason I bring

1505
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:38,040
Speaker 1: this up, even though there are competitor here in New

1506
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:41,840
Speaker 1: York City, we're competing for dollars and for airtime. I

1507
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:45,320
Speaker 1: just I want all radio to be better. Yeah, and

1508
01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:52,800
Speaker 1: they went the wrong way. Who you call get a

1509
01:26:52,920 --> 01:27:01,799
Speaker 1: job to pray to God? They hire you a supplying

1510
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:05,080
Speaker 1: right now. I'm just saying this. If you do want

1511
01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:07,880
Speaker 1: to hear music, listen to your phone. You don't have

1512
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,519
Speaker 1: to turn on a radio station. You turn on the

1513
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:14,240
Speaker 1: radio to hear this an old man bitching about radio.

1514
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,320
Speaker 1: I will be honest, though, I'd rather listen to just

1515
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 1: music than Greg te Well anyway, I just what is

1516
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 1: with that? What's that scary? That's where we're going next.

1517
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: What's the bead of your boss? We have topic train

1518
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,719
Speaker 1: on the way. They're not doing topic training, don't pl

1519
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 1: and that's why they're changing their formats. And let's play.

1520
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean I can hear music anywhere. Yeah, I agree.

1521
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 1: You get four solid hours to put on a fun show.

1522
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:50,280
Speaker 1: Here's somebody something and they got nothing. I'll tell you

1523
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:54,439
Speaker 1: what if peel J put our show on at the

1524
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,960
Speaker 1: same time we're on here at Z one hundred, they

1525
01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 1: would get higher rating. Yeah, let's offer our O. No, no, no,

1526
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:04,360
Speaker 1: I think there's a rule you have to pay something,

1527
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,599
Speaker 1: So they'll just pay us a penny, Pay us a penny.

1528
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,320
Speaker 1: Call p LJ. Who's who runs that station? I don't

1529
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,920
Speaker 1: even know. Tell them put our show on and we'll

1530
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:14,040
Speaker 1: be on at the same time in the same city.

1531
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:19,240
Speaker 1: We may beat ourselves we make it higher ratings on

1532
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:22,920
Speaker 1: PLJ than we do here. Yes, they got a strong signal.

1533
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,439
Speaker 1: They might be who do we call? Yeah, they have

1534
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,600
Speaker 1: good spot on the dial. The I mean, it's like

1535
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:30,320
Speaker 1: some caved in radio company put two people on the

1536
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:32,600
Speaker 1: same like the same people on this radio station in

1537
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:36,519
Speaker 1: the same market. Okay, it's a Cumulus is the name

1538
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,000
Speaker 1: of the company who runs that company? I don't know. Seriously,

1539
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:42,439
Speaker 1: think about whatever city you're living in right now. Yeah,

1540
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:45,400
Speaker 1: if you heard our station on like three different stations

1541
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,200
Speaker 1: at the same time, you can just like switch around.

1542
01:28:47,479 --> 01:28:49,439
Speaker 1: It's the same as like when the President does like

1543
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,679
Speaker 1: a speech at night and it's on different networks. Yeah.

1544
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,120
Speaker 1: I always go from ABC, CBSNBC just to see like

1545
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,560
Speaker 1: the different like shades of color, the angles. Yeah, the

1546
01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:00,880
Speaker 1: different same same angle, same camera. So who's the CEO

1547
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 1: Mary Burner yet? Mary Burner? We will offer our show

1548
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,360
Speaker 1: to w PLJ here in New York for free for

1549
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:11,160
Speaker 1: a dollar a dollar a day. How about that a

1550
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:13,840
Speaker 1: dollar a day, five dollars a week. Because we're all

1551
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,360
Speaker 1: on the weekends and we take a lot of vacations.

1552
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,720
Speaker 1: You'll save a lot of money. So I don't know

1553
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,680
Speaker 1: what they have on the morning show. Who even knows

1554
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,800
Speaker 1: if they have a morning show, But put our show on.

1555
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,439
Speaker 1: We'll do it for a dollar a day, and you

1556
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,639
Speaker 1: will have higher ratings that you have. Now I'm ready

1557
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:32,800
Speaker 1: want to somehow tank ourselves. No, let's go, We'll eat ourselves. Okay,

1558
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,519
Speaker 1: we eat ourselves. Who hasn't tried to do that? Oh well,

1559
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you. When I was in high school anyway,

1560
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,880
Speaker 1: Froggy said he'd never leave the house. I would never

1561
01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:47,639
Speaker 1: what a break? I can't tell a break. We're trying

1562
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:51,840
Speaker 1: to get on PLJE. Where are you only get Garrett? Yeah,

1563
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,320
Speaker 1: we gotta show how talented we are. Garrett's putting calls through. Hello, Emily,

1564
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,880
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you doing? I'm so excited.

1565
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:00,680
Speaker 1: We're about to go on another radio station here in

1566
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: New York. They're gonna have higher ratings when they put

1567
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: us on. What's going on, Emily? Well, I just wanted

1568
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,920
Speaker 1: to say, you really struck a chord with me. I

1569
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,080
Speaker 1: agree with you one hundred percent. I don't listen to

1570
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,639
Speaker 1: the radio for music. I listen for it's like yours.

1571
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:19,760
Speaker 1: I love it, absolutely love it. You get music anywhere

1572
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:25,680
Speaker 1: exactly seriously, and I will have to say that I

1573
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 1: love the edition of Gandhi. She is awesome. Thank you, Emily.

1574
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:34,719
Speaker 1: I was telling this to Daniel earlier. We took Gandhi

1575
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:37,400
Speaker 1: out for a Sunday fun day two days ago. I'm

1576
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:43,960
Speaker 1: still recovering. You would love hanging over all right, and wait,

1577
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:46,599
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. And listen to radio for the people,

1578
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:48,519
Speaker 1: not the music. You can get the music on iHeart

1579
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:52,800
Speaker 1: Radio on your app totally free. Exactly. Have a wonderful day,

1580
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: you Tube, my sweetheart. I love you. And Nate why

1581
01:30:57,720 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 1: you're kind of in a crush of the mood? Are

1582
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:03,400
Speaker 1: you grumpy? Are you grumpy? I'm not grumpy? Which one

1583
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:06,479
Speaker 1: are you? He's I rate Nate. That's that's it. There

1584
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:10,320
Speaker 1: was a dwarf, it would be me taking a break down. Yeah,

1585
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:13,799
Speaker 1: we're taking all right, So all affiliates, including w PLJ,

1586
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:21,000
Speaker 1: we're taking seriously. Put us on w PLJ for a

1587
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,120
Speaker 1: dollar a day and you'll have higher ratings than you

1588
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:26,519
Speaker 1: have now, okay, that's my offer. All right, Wow, alright,

1589
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,280
Speaker 1: see what happens. I would if they'll take us off

1590
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:32,640
Speaker 1: on it, No, because they're not smart enough. Dollar. If

1591
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: I own that company, I'll be like yeah, hell yeah,

1592
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:38,160
Speaker 1: put it help us on, wouldn't you? Yeah? Yeah, they're

1593
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:42,000
Speaker 1: not smart? The Morning Show's official Twitter account tweet us

1594
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:49,320
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, So have you played Relative Insanity yet?

1595
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:52,080
Speaker 1: One of our favorite games. You know how everyone thinks

1596
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:54,920
Speaker 1: you're a comedian. Well, Relative Insanity is the game that

1597
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 1: actually makes everyone funny just by playing the punchline cards.

1598
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 1: You want to be funny, get Relative Insanity at Walmart

1599
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:13,519
Speaker 1: and Amazon. So I think Greg tea, Yes, sir, you've

1600
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 1: gained a little bit of weight. I have No, it's okay.

1601
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:19,720
Speaker 1: I've gained way too. I thought he was losing it.

1602
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:22,719
Speaker 1: He got a light bone. You look great? What happened?

1603
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 1: May I finished? You? Look? Maybe you don't know who

1604
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:31,280
Speaker 1: she is, the dearly departed drag queen Divine. Yes, yeah,

1605
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:33,559
Speaker 1: I don't you know who Divine is? No, I would

1606
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:34,800
Speaker 1: like to meet her, but I don't know her. Well,

1607
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:39,000
Speaker 1: she's dead. But you look like Divine? Okay, out of

1608
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:46,280
Speaker 1: drag let me just go do God doesn't he looks

1609
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: just like Divine? Right? You know Divine? She was in

1610
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:54,479
Speaker 1: several movies. Out of Dragie looks like Divine. You know,

1611
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:58,400
Speaker 1: Divine was in what was that movie where she plays

1612
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:03,200
Speaker 1: the mom? And later on they did another Rema yes, okay,

1613
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,519
Speaker 1: she was in hairspray. Okay, Can I please tell you

1614
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:09,519
Speaker 1: the misconception about lippo. Here's the misconception you did LiPo. Yes,

1615
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,640
Speaker 1: but here's the misconception. People think you do LiPo and

1616
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 1: wham you lose all this fats what you thought? No,

1617
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 1: that is not the case. What happens is every human

1618
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 1: body has a hundred fat cells. So when you go

1619
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,600
Speaker 1: one hundred, it is more than it's a hundred. It

1620
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:26,320
Speaker 1: just depends on which cells get really more, get loaded

1621
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:28,360
Speaker 1: with more fat that when they take out the LiPo,

1622
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:32,000
Speaker 1: they're only taking out like ten cells. All I said

1623
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:34,240
Speaker 1: was you've gained a little weight. That's that's all I said. No,

1624
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,640
Speaker 1: it's that you could see I think, Yes, froggy what

1625
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:38,840
Speaker 1: froggy Elvis. You know when you step on a balloon

1626
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:40,920
Speaker 1: and the part that you step on doesn't have any

1627
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:42,720
Speaker 1: air in it and the other part has all the

1628
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:45,519
Speaker 1: air in it. Yes, that's great, t stomach. There you go.

1629
01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:50,200
Speaker 1: So the sides were great. I'm not I'm not trying

1630
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,560
Speaker 1: to insult you. I just say you look like the

1631
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 1: dry queen divine. Oh my god, you know we did

1632
01:33:55,439 --> 01:33:57,880
Speaker 1: that match yesterday? Wen Is that not an insult? By

1633
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:00,240
Speaker 1: the way, you know you match your face up? What

1634
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,120
Speaker 1: is the name of the thing? Oh, it's still twinning

1635
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:05,679
Speaker 1: challenge on Pop Sugar. Yes, can you believe nick lash

1636
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:13,720
Speaker 1: came up as a twin? None the vine looks like

1637
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,000
Speaker 1: a human form of ursula or you look at the

1638
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:22,840
Speaker 1: actor that played the commission anyway, So we don't have

1639
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:24,800
Speaker 1: time for topic train, but let's go over the topics

1640
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:29,240
Speaker 1: we could have done. You know, speaking of Divine the

1641
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:32,920
Speaker 1: drag Queen, I was the first programmer in America to

1642
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:38,720
Speaker 1: play a song by Divine called Native Love Them. I'm

1643
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:43,320
Speaker 1: the only one who's heard the song. Yeah, scary knows it.

1644
01:34:43,439 --> 01:34:46,160
Speaker 1: I do. They used played on the KTR right back

1645
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:51,880
Speaker 1: in the Day's the original big song, big song step,

1646
01:34:55,560 --> 01:35:00,839
Speaker 1: Where's Divine? The long intro DJ's love of long intros.

1647
01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:08,440
Speaker 1: They won't play this at Pelja they don't have anyway,

1648
01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:11,559
Speaker 1: So Divine had this song. I was working at Power

1649
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:15,760
Speaker 1: ninety three in San Antonio and we played a song

1650
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:18,600
Speaker 1: like every one hour and twenty minutes. I worked at

1651
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:21,519
Speaker 1: a station called Power ninety three two. I know the

1652
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:29,679
Speaker 1: power Pig. Yes, all right, Where's Divine? There's no divine

1653
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:31,519
Speaker 1: this there's the early eighties when they used to all

1654
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,760
Speaker 1: these only musical interludes. I know there's less than a

1655
01:35:33,840 --> 01:35:38,720
Speaker 1: minute left. Feel the heat right, where's it's coming. I'm

1656
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:41,360
Speaker 1: waiting for the divine. They never allowed us on the

1657
01:35:41,439 --> 01:35:54,080
Speaker 1: radio today three minutes a day seven? Who was the singing?

1658
01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:11,479
Speaker 1: By the way, we had pictures of Great Tea as

1659
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:13,920
Speaker 1: a drag queen. Remember we went out to cherries and

1660
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:17,599
Speaker 1: uh in the fire island. On the island, I felt

1661
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,000
Speaker 1: so like, you know, like like beautiful. It was the

1662
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:24,080
Speaker 1: most amazing feeling ever dressing and Danielle remember that day. Hey,

1663
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:27,719
Speaker 1: you were so comfortable. I love that. We're so happy. Remember,

1664
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:29,560
Speaker 1: and then we all got naked on the beach. It

1665
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:33,000
Speaker 1: was so we didn't all get naked. Gand you had

1666
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:34,960
Speaker 1: the picture of Great Tea as a drag queen. Yes,

1667
01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,920
Speaker 1: Scotty me just sent it to me. Shut it out

1668
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:39,040
Speaker 1: on the give it to me. I'll send it out, Okay.

1669
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,760
Speaker 1: I did it out to America. Let them all see.

1670
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna enser that. Yes, send it out to everybody

1671
01:36:44,439 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 1: straight name. I gonna be honest. You have lost all

1672
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:50,800
Speaker 1: control of the show. That happened about seventeen minutes ago. Man,

1673
01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:53,080
Speaker 1: no need to get a haircut because your hair's gonna

1674
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:56,479
Speaker 1: be ripped out. Yeah you don't, I'll tell you you're

1675
01:36:56,479 --> 01:36:58,680
Speaker 1: doing p LJ. They missed the opportunity. They could have

1676
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:01,080
Speaker 1: done the Ionetta the movie Sta and they could have

1677
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:03,000
Speaker 1: did that, and they didn't. They went out like were

1678
01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 1: flat instead of going out with flames. All right, I'll

1679
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:08,000
Speaker 1: tell you within the next thirty seconds, if you go

1680
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:10,920
Speaker 1: to my Instagram at Elvis Duran, you'll see Gray Tea

1681
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,760
Speaker 1: in drag. I love it, all right? Should we take

1682
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,639
Speaker 1: a breaker? Danielle Danielle, Yes, I'm gonna do you. Wait,

1683
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:22,360
Speaker 1: you're gone. That's gonna text from our friend Lydia Malcolm. Wait,

1684
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:25,000
Speaker 1: I just got a text from Froggy's wife Elsa. No, no,

1685
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 1: we have to do this. I know, but this is funny.

1686
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:30,840
Speaker 1: This is better than it says. Women's ass sized study.

1687
01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:33,360
Speaker 1: There's a new study about women and how they feel

1688
01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:36,759
Speaker 1: about their asses. The results were very interesting. Ten percent

1689
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:39,519
Speaker 1: of women think their asses too skinny, thirty percent of

1690
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:42,400
Speaker 1: women think their ass is too fat, sixty percent say

1691
01:37:42,439 --> 01:37:44,240
Speaker 1: they don't care. They love him. He's a good man,

1692
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:52,439
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't write him for the world stupid thank you,

1693
01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:58,120
Speaker 1: because she just sent me the same text. All right, okay,

1694
01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 1: funny games are over all right. I just put a

1695
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:04,360
Speaker 1: great tea in drag on my Instagram. I'm fine with that.

1696
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:06,479
Speaker 1: Follow me by the way. Katy Berry got in a

1697
01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:08,760
Speaker 1: lot of trouble in Christian School sixth grade. She was

1698
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:12,040
Speaker 1: suspended for three days for humping a tree. She also

1699
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,040
Speaker 1: got a jumble for using bad language, wearing crop tops, planks,

1700
01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:18,200
Speaker 1: spin the bottle, and doing the mock arena. A sixty

1701
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:19,960
Speaker 1: year old cup of Marilyn and Rose hair is on

1702
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:23,160
Speaker 1: sale for over sixteen thousand dollars. Came from Marilyn's hairdresser,

1703
01:38:23,479 --> 01:38:26,160
Speaker 1: who apparently used to give framed locks of her hair

1704
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:29,960
Speaker 1: to his friends as gifts. Like we said before, we

1705
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:32,639
Speaker 1: wonder if she knew that that was going on. Selena

1706
01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:35,320
Speaker 1: Gomez is back on Instagram for the first time since September.

1707
01:38:35,439 --> 01:38:37,360
Speaker 1: She's doing well. She says, I'm proud of the person

1708
01:38:37,439 --> 01:38:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm becoming. I look forward to the year ahead. Love

1709
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:43,360
Speaker 1: you all. Megan Marko will deliver the Royal baby in

1710
01:38:43,479 --> 01:38:46,120
Speaker 1: late April or early May. She actually was hanging out

1711
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:48,639
Speaker 1: and talking to some people and they asked her straight out,

1712
01:38:48,680 --> 01:38:50,160
Speaker 1: you know, what do you do? When she was very

1713
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,080
Speaker 1: happy to tell them, Kim Kardashian and Kanye you know

1714
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:56,439
Speaker 1: that they're expecting their next baby. It's sooner than we thought.

1715
01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:58,920
Speaker 1: She was on Monday Night's episode of Watch What Happens

1716
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:02,920
Speaker 1: Live with Andy Cohen, she revealed the news that, um,

1717
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:08,160
Speaker 1: they are expecting another child sometime soon, and it's a boy.

1718
01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:10,479
Speaker 1: And she said that she got drunk at the Christmas

1719
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:13,040
Speaker 1: party and told people that it was a boy. And

1720
01:39:13,160 --> 01:39:15,320
Speaker 1: she says, I don't remember who I told because I

1721
01:39:15,439 --> 01:39:18,080
Speaker 1: never get drunk. They are using a surrogate, though, so

1722
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:20,960
Speaker 1: it is okay that she was drinking at the Christmas party.

1723
01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:24,479
Speaker 1: Let's see, you're so judgmental. I'm not. Well, you're not

1724
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:28,519
Speaker 1: supposed to drink if you're prank. That's what I said.

1725
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:30,759
Speaker 1: I know. I said it's okay because it's a surrogate.

1726
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:32,640
Speaker 1: If someone was having a baby for me, I'd be

1727
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:36,840
Speaker 1: drinking every night. Okay. Yeah. The series from Roswell, New

1728
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:40,599
Speaker 1: Mexico over on the CW that's tonight. Temptation Island is back.

1729
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:44,519
Speaker 1: You can watch that and our boy, Sebastian Maniscalco, stay hungry.

1730
01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:46,680
Speaker 1: He's got his special on Netflix tonight. That's going to

1731
01:39:46,760 --> 01:39:51,400
Speaker 1: be funny, So check that up. That's my opinion. Doesn't

1732
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,960
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1733
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:04,360
Speaker 1: I went to the scariest bathroom yesterday. Tell me more.

1734
01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:09,320
Speaker 1: Are we on? Are we on the radio? Yeah? Yeah.

1735
01:40:09,360 --> 01:40:12,439
Speaker 1: I went to get my hair cut and I said,

1736
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:13,720
Speaker 1: I need to go to the bathroom. He said, well,

1737
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:15,519
Speaker 1: we don't really have a bathroom. But what do you

1738
01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:18,040
Speaker 1: mean you know I have a bathroom. Well, it's kind

1739
01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:21,240
Speaker 1: of complicated. If someone tells you going to the bathroom

1740
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:24,960
Speaker 1: at their establishment, it's complicated, believe them. It took me

1741
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:27,360
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes to get down to this bathroom, which

1742
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:30,840
Speaker 1: was like four stories below the surface of New York City.

1743
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:34,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it was a sub basement. It was

1744
01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:36,880
Speaker 1: the most frightening thing I've ever done, and I thought

1745
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:38,559
Speaker 1: I was gonna get murdered. We have to bring your

1746
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:43,120
Speaker 1: own toilet paper in a light frightening anyway, Gregory, do

1747
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:45,080
Speaker 1: we have time for topic train? I don't think so,

1748
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:48,360
Speaker 1: I know, but I want to talk about the ten

1749
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:53,400
Speaker 1: year challenge that we should talk about more. So. How

1750
01:40:53,479 --> 01:40:55,400
Speaker 1: many people do you know who you know? They did

1751
01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:58,360
Speaker 1: these side by side, you know photos. The one of

1752
01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:00,040
Speaker 1: them left is you ten years ago, the one on

1753
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:02,599
Speaker 1: the right as you today. Yes, the tenure challenge, everyone's

1754
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:08,360
Speaker 1: doing it. Yes, liars Scary put his up and I'm

1755
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:13,560
Speaker 1: that picture from like today is so distorted it is.

1756
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:16,320
Speaker 1: It's not a natural photo. This is a natural photo.

1757
01:41:16,439 --> 01:41:18,519
Speaker 1: I was on my way. I was on my way

1758
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,439
Speaker 1: to an event, and I was in the backseat of

1759
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:22,320
Speaker 1: an uber and I said, you know what, I look

1760
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:24,880
Speaker 1: good today, and I that was Scary, No offense, you

1761
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:28,280
Speaker 1: look good every day. But that picture. You elongated your

1762
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:32,439
Speaker 1: face to make it look scared. Danielle, Yes, she does

1763
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:35,000
Speaker 1: the bottom. You tell me that Scary isn't lying in

1764
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:39,639
Speaker 1: this phote. It's a very good picture. But thinking face

1765
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:42,040
Speaker 1: isn't that long. He's already making the lips. He does this,

1766
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:44,960
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm telling you right now, if you're going

1767
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:47,600
Speaker 1: to do the tenure challenge, don't don't lie. That's the

1768
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:51,160
Speaker 1: whole point. Why are you laughing? Yes, everybody intact him.

1769
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:52,880
Speaker 1: First of all, I remember when he showed Danielle the

1770
01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:55,040
Speaker 1: picture the other day and she was like, oh is

1771
01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:57,200
Speaker 1: that Oh? And she tried to be so nice and

1772
01:41:57,240 --> 01:41:59,680
Speaker 1: diplomatic about it. You saw the picture and you were

1773
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:04,200
Speaker 1: like you lying photoshopping thought will say. The light is

1774
01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:07,559
Speaker 1: hitting my cheek on a very scary angle. It's all

1775
01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,800
Speaker 1: about hitting an angle scary. Is there a filter on that?

1776
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 1: Nor straight? Straight? N Did you see the picture? Listen scary.

1777
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,679
Speaker 1: I've been friends with you for a long time, even

1778
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: before this show. That is now you. I'm sorry you

1779
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:23,360
Speaker 1: have seen that picture. I did see it. It does

1780
01:42:23,439 --> 01:42:25,679
Speaker 1: like it has some type of slimming or some type

1781
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:29,000
Speaker 1: of like there's something some lighting or some filter. It

1782
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:31,760
Speaker 1: was taken from Snatchet. Here's a LiPo filter and there No.

1783
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:35,120
Speaker 1: Snatchet does have a fun We're gonna hold which which

1784
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:37,599
Speaker 1: picture we talking about? The before? The after? That problem

1785
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,760
Speaker 1: after the after? Yeah, so the before is right, but

1786
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:45,360
Speaker 1: the after okay. So if you're gonna do the tenure challenge,

1787
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:49,840
Speaker 1: don't lie I that's me. I have fat cheeks. I

1788
01:42:49,880 --> 01:42:56,240
Speaker 1: looked like a scary Okay, scary scary. Don't insult us.

1789
01:42:56,720 --> 01:43:04,040
Speaker 1: We're not stupid. That's I felt. No shipmunk cheeks today. No,

1790
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,519
Speaker 1: that was ten years ago, Brody. Did you see this picture?

1791
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:12,280
Speaker 1: The after picture for his tenure? The only right that's

1792
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:15,439
Speaker 1: not real. No, that's not real. He's got a five.

1793
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:18,360
Speaker 1: He's got a five head where his forehead was. That's

1794
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:20,880
Speaker 1: why I run it through scary. Here's my thing. You

1795
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:23,439
Speaker 1: don't have to run it through filters. You're an attractive guy,

1796
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:27,679
Speaker 1: but don't over filter yourself, right, I was feeling sexy

1797
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:30,000
Speaker 1: that day? Well no, but there's not any days in

1798
01:43:30,040 --> 01:43:33,360
Speaker 1: the calendar year that I feel like you're feeling sexy

1799
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:37,200
Speaker 1: about someone who doesn't exist. How did you ever just

1800
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:39,280
Speaker 1: taking that one picture of yourself that like, you know what?

1801
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:42,040
Speaker 1: That's like the perfect picture of me that was that day.

1802
01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:44,760
Speaker 1: Your picture is so stretched, you only have one eye.

1803
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:49,040
Speaker 1: I did not manipulate. You're a cyclop It's on Instagram

1804
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:51,599
Speaker 1: for all to see. You don't look like that's always

1805
01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:56,320
Speaker 1: trying to tell you. I'm sorry for yelling tell you

1806
01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:01,280
Speaker 1: how passionate great tea is. But I do. Okay, we'll

1807
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:02,800
Speaker 1: change the subject. But if you're gonna do the ten

1808
01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:06,280
Speaker 1: year challenge, be honest. So funny. I looked at me

1809
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:09,000
Speaker 1: ten years ago, and believe me, ten years ago and

1810
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 1: today both nasty. Oh yeah, I posted one on the

1811
01:44:13,840 --> 01:44:16,559
Speaker 1: throat filter. Yeah, is there a filter on your phone

1812
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:31,080
Speaker 1: called fun house? Fun house filter facing a Hey, CJ.

1813
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 1: Hey good learning. So good morning. So CJ. You have

1814
01:44:34,479 --> 01:44:37,120
Speaker 1: all your friends doing the ten year challenge and are

1815
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 1: you calling them out? Yeah, my my cousin did one.

1816
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:44,720
Speaker 1: Some ex co workers did some. And I see their

1817
01:44:44,760 --> 01:44:47,840
Speaker 1: old pictures and yeah, they're they're old pictures and then

1818
01:44:47,920 --> 01:44:52,160
Speaker 1: they're they're new today. Picture is a it's a filtered Instagram,

1819
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:58,040
Speaker 1: you know, where everything's clean and clear and filters. Yeah,

1820
01:44:58,120 --> 01:45:01,840
Speaker 1: it's like a filter called stretched armstrong. I know, so

1821
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:03,439
Speaker 1: you called him up. I mean, what did you say

1822
01:45:03,479 --> 01:45:05,760
Speaker 1: to them? You called him and said what I told

1823
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:08,160
Speaker 1: him to put up a real picture? Yeah, be real.

1824
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:12,719
Speaker 1: That's the whole point. Yeah. Now, I gotta be honest, though, CJ.

1825
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:17,280
Speaker 1: No one filters photos more than Gandhi. Oh, I filter

1826
01:45:17,439 --> 01:45:19,599
Speaker 1: the crap out of him. No, if you've ever watched

1827
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:22,960
Speaker 1: Gandhi on Instagram, I mean, she overly felt. Why do

1828
01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:24,960
Speaker 1: you filter so much? You don't need to. I filter

1829
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:26,640
Speaker 1: the crap out of them. If you have the opportunity

1830
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:28,760
Speaker 1: to have bunny ears and colors around your head, why

1831
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:31,360
Speaker 1: would you not? But at least you admit it. I'll

1832
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:35,720
Speaker 1: totally admit it. Scary's lying, CJ. Chairs like those are

1833
01:45:35,760 --> 01:45:38,840
Speaker 1: my natural bunny ears. Just happen. That neon around my

1834
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:41,400
Speaker 1: face is real. CJ. Thank you, thank you for calling

1835
01:45:41,439 --> 01:45:44,800
Speaker 1: out your your ten year friends. I appreciate that. How

1836
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:50,559
Speaker 1: a good day you two look at her ten years ago? Okay, nice?

1837
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:54,560
Speaker 1: I know she admits it anyway, Yes, Greg K, I

1838
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:57,920
Speaker 1: don't understand why you just can't love who you are.

1839
01:45:58,160 --> 01:46:04,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Oh yes, there's nothing. You can love

1840
01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:07,880
Speaker 1: yourself and I love myself and I you know, I

1841
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 1: had facial reconstruction surgery whatever, what's it called work? None

1842
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:15,639
Speaker 1: of us are like you know models. I mean, we're

1843
01:46:15,680 --> 01:46:17,600
Speaker 1: in radio. It is what it is. No one can

1844
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:19,519
Speaker 1: see their faces. And then when you take a picture,

1845
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,720
Speaker 1: just take a picture of who you are. I will

1846
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:25,640
Speaker 1: tell you this. After you have a facelift, you can

1847
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:28,760
Speaker 1: gain weight below, yeah and whatever, but your face still

1848
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:31,679
Speaker 1: stays the same. That's awesome. I look fabulous like magic.

1849
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,320
Speaker 1: And also somebody called us out because they thought we

1850
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:37,680
Speaker 1: filtered a picture from jingle Ball. So Danielle Sam and

1851
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:39,680
Speaker 1: I posted a picture with no makeup next to the

1852
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:44,519
Speaker 1: one with makeup. So no one's hiding. No, ye don't care.

1853
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:46,840
Speaker 1: We just don't care. What Hey, So you know what.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about Selino and Barnes yesterday on the show.

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Speaker 1: You've heard their commercial. They're actually based up state New York.

1856
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Speaker 1: Don't wait call eight. So here's the thing about Seleno

1857
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Speaker 1: and Bards their attorneys, and they're suing each other. They're

1858
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Speaker 1: trying to like dissolve their relationship, and they actually have

1859
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Speaker 1: been reportedly they've been walking down the hallways of their

1860
01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:13,960
Speaker 1: office yelling at each other, calling each other like, you know,

1861
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:17,639
Speaker 1: dirty names. Now, whoever wins the lawsuit, that's the person

1862
01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to. The thing is they're still

1863
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Speaker 1: in business. So they have a new commercials to fighting

1864
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Speaker 1: attorneys that they hate hate each other, no joke, they

1865
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Speaker 1: hate each other. That's the new commercial. It's not really

1866
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Speaker 1: great funny. It's just a serious commercial anyway. Gandhi, Yes

1867
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Speaker 1: you're ready? Oh sure? Now are you doing filtered Gandhi? Yes,

1868
01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:59,479
Speaker 1: filtered news If you don't mind, what do you have

1869
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Speaker 1: going on? Facebook announced today that it's investing three hundred

1870
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Speaker 1: million dollars in newsrooms, both in the United States and

1871
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Speaker 1: internationally to help support local news with local reporting, recruiting journalists,

1872
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Speaker 1: and researching ideas of how to use technology to improve

1873
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Speaker 1: news gather hu, maybe you can rip them off. Yeah,

1874
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. It's now day twenty five of the

1875
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:21,479
Speaker 1: longest government shutdown in history. As a result, today is

1876
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Speaker 1: the first day members of the Coastguard will miss of paycheck,

1877
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:27,400
Speaker 1: and at airports, passengers are running into long TSA lines,

1878
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Speaker 1: so make sure you're planning ahead if you are traveling. Meanwhile,

1879
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Speaker 1: college football champions the Clumpson Tigers were treated to fast

1880
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Speaker 1: food at the White House last night because White House

1881
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:39,680
Speaker 1: cooks were unavailable due to the government shutdown. Cotton is

1882
01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:43,519
Speaker 1: growing on the Moon China's Space Agency. Yeah, they took

1883
01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:46,320
Speaker 1: seeds up there in a recent mission, and they were

1884
01:48:46,360 --> 01:48:49,439
Speaker 1: carrying soil along with cutton seeds, potato seeds, yeast, and

1885
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Speaker 1: fruit fly eggs. And the cotton has started to bloom,

1886
01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:55,240
Speaker 1: isn't it. Why did we do that? I don't know.

1887
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:58,280
Speaker 1: I sent some other seeds up there with it. Mike

1888
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:02,840
Speaker 1: Sarantino aka Situation from the Jersey Shore headed to prison today.

1889
01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:05,240
Speaker 1: He has to report this morning to serve eight months

1890
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Speaker 1: for tax evasion. And if you're planning on having chips

1891
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:10,760
Speaker 1: in Guawk while enjoying the Super Bowl, you might want

1892
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:13,360
Speaker 1: to think again, because there is a huge gas shortage

1893
01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:15,840
Speaker 1: in Mexico, and all of the trucks that are bringing

1894
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:18,240
Speaker 1: the avocados up here are stranded south of the border

1895
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:20,200
Speaker 1: because they don't have gas. So we might not get

1896
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:23,080
Speaker 1: all these avocados in time to enjoy our guacamole. I

1897
01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:28,920
Speaker 1: love my gualk Well send them some gas, okay. Carol

1898
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:31,960
Speaker 1: Channing story and Carol Channing ninety seven years old, passed

1899
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Speaker 1: away today. Broadway legend Elvis is very sad. Let's see

1900
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:45,000
Speaker 1: if she's singing on the iHeart Radio Broadway channel Internet

1901
01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:52,280
Speaker 1: for porn your own guest research a fantastic song. I

1902
01:49:52,360 --> 01:49:55,280
Speaker 1: wonder if it's edited, all right, so check it out now.

1903
01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:58,560
Speaker 1: We had a big launch party for iHeart Radio Broadway

1904
01:49:59,040 --> 01:50:02,080
Speaker 1: last night. All the Broadway stars showed up great. The

1905
01:50:02,240 --> 01:50:05,479
Speaker 1: kids from Lion King rare there. We took pictures anyway,

1906
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:07,880
Speaker 1: so check it out. Another reason you need your totally

1907
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Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app. What's wrong? You're rubbing your backgrounds at backache?

1908
01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:15,280
Speaker 1: All right, Nate, what do you want to do? Break

1909
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:21,080
Speaker 1: right now? Okay? Follow us on Instagram at Elvis duranciotely

1910
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:25,400
Speaker 1: stupid Elvis Durand in the morning show you know where

1911
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm going? Where are you going? Taco Bella. If a

1912
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:32,960
Speaker 1: Taco Bell burrito for a dollar sounds kind of weird,

1913
01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:36,560
Speaker 1: so be it. It sounds delicious heaven. But they have

1914
01:50:36,680 --> 01:50:40,439
Speaker 1: them the new Grande burritos. They have two incredible flavors.

1915
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Speaker 1: You can get them either Chicken and Chilada burrito with

1916
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:46,799
Speaker 1: shredded chicken, red sauce and melty cheese, or my favorite,

1917
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Speaker 1: gotta be honest, the three cheese nacho burrito with seasoned

1918
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:54,200
Speaker 1: beef nacho cheese sauce and crunchy tortilla strips. In the

1919
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:57,719
Speaker 1: Burrito Hungry. You can get both of these delicious burritos

1920
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Speaker 1: just a dollar. It's all a part of Taco Bell's

1921
01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:06,160
Speaker 1: new one dollar Grande Burrito's Cravings Value menu. Say that

1922
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:10,080
Speaker 1: three times best. I mean, you're gonna go to Taco

1923
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:13,360
Speaker 1: Bell for like three dollars and eat like a king. Anyway,

1924
01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:17,639
Speaker 1: check him out now, we love talcobout Elvis, Elvis durand

1925
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:21,720
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durant phone tap. Let's go, yes, Garrett, it's

1926
01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:23,760
Speaker 1: all you. So Scott wants to play a phone tap

1927
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:25,720
Speaker 1: on his dad Bill. Now Scott's gonna start the call

1928
01:51:25,800 --> 01:51:28,200
Speaker 1: off to his dad from this girl's house that he's visiting.

1929
01:51:28,479 --> 01:51:30,080
Speaker 1: Then I'm going to jump in as the brother who

1930
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Speaker 1: lives at the house, not knowing who this guy is. Simple, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's simple. Let's see what happens here we go. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey dad, what's up? Hey? How you doing good? Going on? Oh?

1933
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Speaker 1: I'm just um, you know, I'm just at those girl's house.

1934
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:51,240
Speaker 1: I just we met and she she had to take

1935
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Speaker 1: her baby brothers, so I so I would watch her

1936
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:58,720
Speaker 1: brother with her do it work. Yeah. Yeah, actually, I'm hi. Hi,

1937
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Speaker 1: who are you? Uh? What dude? Dude's going on over there? There?

1938
01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:06,960
Speaker 1: Still out, just horns at a still out. All right?

1939
01:52:07,080 --> 01:52:10,639
Speaker 1: What are you doing in the hot tub? Yeah, Scott,

1940
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:13,160
Speaker 1: you're in a guy's hot tub? What the hell going on? Yeah? Yeah,

1941
01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:15,519
Speaker 1: well you know she were I'm I'm in her hot tub.

1942
01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:18,559
Speaker 1: You're in who's the guy streaming at you? Are you okay? Yeah?

1943
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:20,080
Speaker 1: You know? I don't I don't know. I don't know

1944
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:21,240
Speaker 1: this guy. I don't know. I don't know who the

1945
01:52:21,280 --> 01:52:25,160
Speaker 1: hell he is. Hey, are you in trouble? Scott? You

1946
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:28,599
Speaker 1: are right, no, no debts, everything's fine, all right, everything

1947
01:52:28,760 --> 01:52:30,280
Speaker 1: is not fine. A guy's healing at you there and

1948
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,439
Speaker 1: you're in a hot tub. What's going on? Get out

1949
01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:34,240
Speaker 1: of the hot tub right now. Get out of the

1950
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:37,840
Speaker 1: hot tub. What doing in a hot tub? I'm just

1951
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:39,519
Speaker 1: I don't you know? This is her brother, this is

1952
01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,640
Speaker 1: her older brother. Uh you know, okay, I'll get out

1953
01:52:42,640 --> 01:52:44,639
Speaker 1: of the hot tub. Sure, just hand in my bathing suit.

1954
01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:48,719
Speaker 1: You're naked. What are you doing? You don't know this people?

1955
01:52:49,400 --> 01:52:52,080
Speaker 1: What the are you doing? Naked in my hot tub?

1956
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:56,360
Speaker 1: Why are you naked in this man's hot tub? Who

1957
01:52:56,439 --> 01:52:58,400
Speaker 1: are you talking to right now? What? The guy on

1958
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:00,479
Speaker 1: the phone before he got the hell out of you said,

1959
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:04,240
Speaker 1: everything's coo right, put Scott, It's not okay. You're naked

1960
01:53:04,280 --> 01:53:06,519
Speaker 1: in this guy's hot tub with this with this girl

1961
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:12,519
Speaker 1: next to you, Sir, sir, I'm not sure what's going

1962
01:53:12,600 --> 01:53:15,800
Speaker 1: on over there? This is who are you? Sir? I

1963
01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:19,280
Speaker 1: am Scott's father. He had just called me to say hello.

1964
01:53:19,520 --> 01:53:22,040
Speaker 1: He had told me he was babysitting. I guess you

1965
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:26,639
Speaker 1: baby sitting naked in my hot tub right now, sir, sir,

1966
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:30,400
Speaker 1: I apologize deeply. I have no idea that that that

1967
01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:32,639
Speaker 1: he'd be in your hot tub in the first place,

1968
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:35,800
Speaker 1: and certainly without his his bathing suit on. I am.

1969
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:39,439
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I do not want to see

1970
01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:42,000
Speaker 1: you stand up right now again. I apologize, that's right.

1971
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,680
Speaker 1: You tell him, Scot do not get up? Did you

1972
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:46,720
Speaker 1: tell him do not get up? I am gonna get

1973
01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:48,479
Speaker 1: over there right now. I'm gonna leave work and I

1974
01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:49,800
Speaker 1: will get there. You tell him to sit in a

1975
01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:55,000
Speaker 1: hot tub until I get there, did you raise, sir?

1976
01:53:55,160 --> 01:54:00,320
Speaker 1: I have no idea why he's behaving this way, you know, Yeah,

1977
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:02,680
Speaker 1: can you give me like a towel? Orsting? I'm like,

1978
01:54:02,840 --> 01:54:05,519
Speaker 1: oh no, no, I'm not getting you a towel. You

1979
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:08,080
Speaker 1: tell him to just mind his place, Tell him to

1980
01:54:08,160 --> 01:54:10,120
Speaker 1: just keep his ass in that hot tub. I will

1981
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:13,840
Speaker 1: get there and then I will minding. Can you please

1982
01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:18,040
Speaker 1: put my idiot son back on the phone. Let's be

1983
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:21,240
Speaker 1: grown ups about this. Okay, God, you're naked in his tub.

1984
01:54:21,439 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 1: You will get there. I'm leaving more like flying uf

1985
01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:26,400
Speaker 1: the handle, and it's like a little embarrassing, and he's

1986
01:54:26,439 --> 01:54:28,920
Speaker 1: flying off the handle. Of course, he's flying off the handle.

1987
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:31,080
Speaker 1: You're naked in his hot tub with his sister who

1988
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,240
Speaker 1: was supposed to be baby sitting his baby brother. What

1989
01:54:33,360 --> 01:54:35,400
Speaker 1: the hell would you think he's gonna do? I cannot

1990
01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:38,720
Speaker 1: believe what you're telling me that I'm leaving Mark now.

1991
01:54:39,320 --> 01:54:41,320
Speaker 1: If you're gonna behave like a dog, I'm gonna treat

1992
01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:43,440
Speaker 1: you like one. Sit your ass down. I will be

1993
01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:45,840
Speaker 1: there soon. Said. If you're gonna come over to JUSI

1994
01:54:45,920 --> 01:54:47,760
Speaker 1: least like to me say I'm bringing bring over a

1995
01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:49,840
Speaker 1: chine of clothes or something. You want anything else? Do

1996
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:51,840
Speaker 1: you want a happy meal? I'm gonna throw you in

1997
01:54:52,480 --> 01:54:55,520
Speaker 1: card and we're gonna go home. That's what we're gonna do. Bill,

1998
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. What um. My name is Gary

1999
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:02,080
Speaker 1: from Melvis Durand in the Morning Show. And you just

2000
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:07,480
Speaker 1: got flone tab. Jesus, you did not just I love you,

2001
01:55:07,560 --> 01:55:12,440
Speaker 1: but you're a piece of have an idea for a

2002
01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 1: phone tab, Go to Elvis Durand dot com, click on

2003
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:16,760
Speaker 1: the phone tab tab. Tell us what you want to do.

2004
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:20,080
Speaker 1: This phone tab is prerecorded with permission granted by all

2005
01:55:20,160 --> 01:55:24,680
Speaker 1: party space the Elvis Durand phone tab. We're on Elvis

2006
01:55:24,760 --> 01:55:27,960
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning Show. My crazy work hours can

2007
01:55:28,040 --> 01:55:29,960
Speaker 1: make it hard to get a good night's rest. If

2008
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:31,960
Speaker 1: you're like me and have looked for a sleep aid

2009
01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:34,360
Speaker 1: that doesn't make you groggy, you've got to try the

2010
01:55:34,440 --> 01:55:38,360
Speaker 1: new Zequel pure Z's melatonin gummies. They're great and they're

2011
01:55:38,440 --> 01:55:45,400
Speaker 1: drug free, so you can fall asleep naturally. So one

2012
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Speaker 1: more look at the Danielle report. Where's Danielle there? She

2013
01:55:49,440 --> 01:55:52,520
Speaker 1: has Gandhi. Hello. Now, just in case Danielle doesn't make

2014
01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:54,160
Speaker 1: it next time, can you fill it? Yes, I'll be

2015
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:57,200
Speaker 1: ready to go. Hey Danielle. All right, So let's talk

2016
01:55:57,240 --> 01:56:00,880
Speaker 1: about Marilyn Monroe. We have been infatuated with her for

2017
01:56:00,960 --> 01:56:02,800
Speaker 1: many years, a lot of people. Right, she's making a

2018
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:06,000
Speaker 1: lot of money after she died. So if you would

2019
01:56:06,040 --> 01:56:08,440
Speaker 1: like to own a piece of her hair, it's sixty

2020
01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:11,400
Speaker 1: year old clump of her hair. It's going for sixteen

2021
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:15,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Its disgusted now that it's thirty five strands

2022
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:17,840
Speaker 1: of her hair. It's from the collection of her hairdresser.

2023
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:20,960
Speaker 1: That he was her hairdresser from fifty eight to sixty two,

2024
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:24,440
Speaker 1: and apparently he used to give these out his gifts

2025
01:56:24,480 --> 01:56:26,200
Speaker 1: to his friends. So what part of her body is

2026
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:29,600
Speaker 1: the hair from from her head? You stop that? Are

2027
01:56:29,640 --> 01:56:32,480
Speaker 1: we able to harvest the DNA? I would think you

2028
01:56:32,560 --> 01:56:34,880
Speaker 1: probably could, right, some fair question. I mean, yeah, it's

2029
01:56:34,880 --> 01:56:38,080
Speaker 1: a story it's like Lady Gaga wants to be in Cleopatra.

2030
01:56:38,280 --> 01:56:40,800
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie has been attached to the movie for a

2031
01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:43,680
Speaker 1: while now. She negotiated as a producer, but now it

2032
01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:46,800
Speaker 1: looks like the studio may force both of them to audition,

2033
01:56:47,240 --> 01:56:49,640
Speaker 1: so that would be interesting. So it happens with that, Yeah,

2034
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:54,080
Speaker 1: who will play the Egyptian Queen? Look? Daniel de Lelo's here,

2035
01:56:57,720 --> 01:57:01,120
Speaker 1: are you done? You're done? Okay? I need a microphone

2036
01:57:01,160 --> 01:57:04,960
Speaker 1: over here? Good morning? All right? What should we take

2037
01:57:05,000 --> 01:57:12,440
Speaker 1: a break yet? Yelling at me? This personality who tells

2038
01:57:12,480 --> 01:57:15,040
Speaker 1: a story to so many people? Elvis Terran in the

2039
01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:18,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show, Your Tuesday's are red hot because Lindsay Lowens

2040
01:57:18,280 --> 01:57:20,560
Speaker 1: Beach Club It's back. Did you see last week's episode?

2041
01:57:20,840 --> 01:57:23,960
Speaker 1: It was so good. Don't miss Lindsay Loans Beach Club

2042
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Speaker 1: all new Tuesday's head eight on MTV