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Speaker 1: On this show. We take April Fools very seriously.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: We used to do some no.

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Speaker 2: You look at his face glass.

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Speaker 1: To do We did like a few years ago, Jose,

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Speaker 1: didn't you put salt in Brooks coffee?

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Speaker 2: Brook He owns you so bad.

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Speaker 1: And remember remember when we swapped out Alexis's chair for

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Speaker 1: a slightly different chair, God.

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Speaker 2: Illing, who year that's not as high as your last one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're pretty much Devians on this show. But apparently

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Speaker 1: not everybody loves high brow humor as much as we do,

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Speaker 1: because a new poll came out and found only forty

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Speaker 1: six percent of people find April Fools pranks a music.

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Speaker 3: H This is what's wrong with the world. People can't

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Speaker 3: find joy or laughter and little tiny funny things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's innocent, you should enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: Remember when you put tape on my mouse and then

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Speaker 3: they couldn't use it? That was funny.

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Speaker 2: She thought her mouse couldn't work for like thirty seconds,

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Speaker 2: and then she flipped it over and here's a post

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Speaker 2: it not saying.

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Speaker 1: Godcha, I remember she fired four people in the company.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, good one, I'm talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Good ones. Forty percent of people find April Fool's pranks annoying,

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Speaker 1: and fourteen percent say it's a case by case thing,

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Speaker 1: so it's got to be really really good.

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Speaker 2: Like our chair swap ik.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know every year my husband falls for the

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Speaker 3: same one. What is joy put a rubber band around

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Speaker 3: the post sprayer on the kitchen sink and then when

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Speaker 3: you turn the kitchen sink gone, it's squrazed in your face.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm literally every like for eight years.

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Speaker 3: It is because.

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Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning and you're not expecting

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Speaker 2: you Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know. The demographic that's most likely to find April

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Speaker 1: Fools jokes funny are young men living in the northeast

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Speaker 1: or out west specific Yeah, people least likely to appreciate

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Speaker 1: April Fools jokes old women in the Midwest. So if

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Speaker 1: someone swaps out your chair today for a slightly different

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Speaker 1: chair and you don't laugh at that, ask yourself. Am

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Speaker 1: I a sixty seven year old woman living in Carbondale

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Come on, Carol, start laughing, get it together.

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Speaker 1: Although I will say the Carbondale grannies do love them

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Speaker 1: some digital jake. Yes, he's so handsome. When he reads

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Speaker 1: this Shatka the question of the day to it I

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Speaker 1: hope he does it again this morning.

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Speaker 2: In Mildred's stuff.

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Speaker 1: Definitely not a Midwest.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the wildest day of the year, April Fools Day.

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Speaker 2: It's a twenty four hour period where everything you read

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Speaker 2: in the news is even less reliable than usual. I

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Speaker 2: feel like every headline makes you under Wait, is this

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Speaker 2: a prank versus actually happening? That just happened? Who knows?

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Speaker 2: And today we're diving into the weird world of celebrity endorsements.

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Speaker 2: Some endorsement deals are so strange they sound like an

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Speaker 2: April Fool's joke, while others are unbelievably real. Your job

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Speaker 2: is to decide which is which In a special Celebritae

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Speaker 2: or celebraneilenty twenty, you guys, say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you about a bizarre pairing where a famous

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Speaker 2: person endorsed a weird product or company. You just have

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Speaker 2: to tell me was that real celebrity or made up celebrine. Okay,

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who is endorsed by the

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Speaker 2: National Highway Traffic Safety Signs for her prolific use of stops.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis three three. This your product came from a

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Speaker 2: promotion based around Disney's first Pirates of the Caribbean movie,

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Speaker 2: where Johnny Depp gave his go ahead for a Pirate

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Speaker 2: approved cologne called Pirate's Life, which is supposed to smell

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Speaker 2: like a combination of rum, the ocean and adventure. Is

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Speaker 2: this product celebrity or celebrinae?

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Speaker 4: It's hard because he does have colonne, So I don't

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Speaker 4: know if that's why it makes.

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Speaker 2: It made up?

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Speaker 3: What celebrity doesn't have a colone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Disney sold it like at Disneyland, Like I don't know.

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Speaker 3: The ride kind of smells like chlorine and urine, and

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Speaker 3: it does have a.

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Speaker 2: Distinct smell that d does. And I think he smells

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Speaker 2: like rum to begin with, too. So okay, let's say celebrity,

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Speaker 2: so celebrity. That celeb was too believable. There was a

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Speaker 2: rumor that Johnny Depp would release a colone inspired by

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Speaker 2: Captain Jack Sparrow, but it was a fake marketing campaign.

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Speaker 2: I figured Disney would have that cash grabbed easily. Brooks,

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Speaker 2: your turn, give me number nineteen. Brook Your product is

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Speaker 2: Pauladines butter toothpaste with a lot of unnecessary butteriness. Is

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Speaker 2: that product celebrity or celeb dairy?

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Speaker 1: She just pops it into one of her recipe dishes.

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Speaker 3: She had a.

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Speaker 4: Hard hard fall from grace, very much emphasis on hard yep, exactly,

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Speaker 4: Jose So, I feel like she was desperate and just

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Speaker 4: wanted to make headlines. I think it's celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Please don't hit the ding ding ding.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, absolutely real. Jose four. Your product is

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Speaker 2: a William Shatner spaceship themed grill. The captain of the

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Speaker 2: Starship Enterprise wants your steaks and burgers to be perfectly

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Speaker 2: cooked on a regular looking grill with a Star Trek

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Speaker 2: logo slapped on. God, it's gotta be. The fact is,

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Speaker 2: George Foreman just changed the whole game.

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Speaker 3: It would have been cool if it was just like

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Speaker 3: in the grate so that your meat would have a

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Speaker 3: Star Trek.

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Speaker 2: That would be awesome. It's got to be a celebrity,

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Speaker 2: says celebrity. That's a real were there were there little

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Speaker 2: like logos and the waffle irons. No, it was literally

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Speaker 2: just a sticker on the ground. I'm so dumb chatting her, baby, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: Your product is Tom Hank's hand sanitizer. Tom Hanks allegedly

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Speaker 2: released a hand sanitizer line complete with quote a splash

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Speaker 2: of charm from the actor himself. The bottles were said

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Speaker 2: to feature quotes from his movies. Is that product celebrity

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Speaker 2: or celebrity?

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Speaker 1: Why? I could also see him endorsing it after his

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Speaker 1: movie where he was stuck on the island.

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Speaker 2: And it was after Cassy. He's like, gosh, I just

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Speaker 2: wish I had hand sanitized. It's a great movie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Jeffersonis celebrity thanks to pass away celebrity. That is a

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Speaker 2: real product, Nice Brook, We're over the years, Okay. Miley

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Speaker 2: Cyrus hand haircut in a can during her hand them

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Speaker 2: on Tana Day, she endorsed a spray product that promised

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Speaker 2: a perfect Salwan quality haircut in seconds. Is that celebrity

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Speaker 2: or celebrinee?

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Speaker 3: I don't understand how it would work.

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Speaker 1: Scissors come out of the can.

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Speaker 3: That's it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fire scissors and fire. What if it just blows

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Speaker 2: your hair?

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Speaker 3: I think it's Jake trying to write a commercial for

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Speaker 3: hair and not fully understanding how a haircut.

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Speaker 2: Says CELEBRINAE that hand how I don't understand haircut? Brook

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Speaker 2: for that correct answer, and I'm gonna give you the

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Speaker 2: wind in today's.

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Speaker 1: Up. All right, Brook, you get to choose who gets

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Speaker 1: shot today for April Fools by singing rock star by Nickelback.

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Speaker 2: Who's that gonna be.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna choose, so they just get in a selection.

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Speaker 1: Because we all just want to be big rock stars

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Speaker 1: live in the Hill.

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Speaker 2: She's seen your wrong because it's April Fools.

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Speaker 1: Guy, gotch Wow, that's your chackcollar question.

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 2: It's a good start to the day.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to the entire Midwest. And your phone trap's coming

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Speaker 1: up right after this

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.