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Speaker 1: the most wholesome show in morning radio. Okay, between Jose's
Speaker 1: drunk movie reviews, Brooks rampant infidelity, my extremely low cut
Speaker 1: v nex. I mean, the nipple pretty much spends. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're deviance. What can I say? But maybe the one
Speaker 1: redeeming thing about us is we all love Disney. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: like does the songs, the bright colors, the devilishly handsome princes.
Speaker 1: What's not to love? And I know We're not alone.
Speaker 1: In fact, one of our listeners is a huge Disney
Speaker 1: fan too. His name's Kenny, and apparently Disney is what
Speaker 1: helped Kenny find romantic connection. Oh wow, but he needs
Speaker 1: a little bit of help. That's why he emailed into us.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone right now. Hey, Kenny, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: how are you. Yeah, Well, you do sound like a
Speaker 1: Disney fan. You're so happy, Kenny. I love Disney, but
Speaker 1: I like you guys too. I mean, you're not so
Speaker 1: bad for the show. Welcome to you. Are you trying
Speaker 1: to find your happily ever after? Kenny? Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: could help me out, that would be so awesome. I
Speaker 1: know a place that does that for very, very cheap.
Speaker 1: We'll see how this goes today. Okay, let's just focus
Speaker 1: on the woman that you want to call today. What's
Speaker 1: her name? All right? Her name is Steph, Yeah, step
Speaker 1: and uh. And you know you did mention that I'm
Speaker 1: in this Disney as I told you, I might eat
Speaker 1: and then around a Disney fan site of all places.
Speaker 1: Oh you're that into Disney. I feel you can't tire
Speaker 1: yourself a fan of anything anymore unless it's like you
Speaker 1: live that, unless you're on the site. Yeah no, I
Speaker 1: you know, it's not like it's a Disney dating, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a fan site. You know, it's kind
Speaker 1: of nice. But occasionally there's like trolls that get on
Speaker 1: our site and they start posting like rude comments. You know,
Speaker 1: you know what, Every Disney movie has a villain, and
Speaker 1: those eight year olds can be really vicious. I understand
Speaker 1: what happened. So this guy, this guy makes a post
Speaker 1: and he says that people without kids should be banned
Speaker 1: from going to the parks. You know, that's ridiculous, exactly exactly,
Speaker 1: and that's what I said. You know, I clapped back
Speaker 1: and I just said, look, you know, Disney is for everyone.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't have kids, and I go to
Speaker 1: the parks all the time. I even posted I said, look,
Speaker 1: going to the parks without children is m maybe using
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you tell him? Yeah, I mean, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that stupid tea cup ride ever. Know,
Speaker 1: you moved through the park so much faster. You don't
Speaker 1: have to bend a bunch of money on souvenirs and
Speaker 1: extra food and stuff. You don't have to carry a lot.
Speaker 1: And getting on rides must be awesome because normally when
Speaker 1: I'm with my family, it's like, oh, you need to
Speaker 1: have any five okay wait, yeah, I know exactly, And
Speaker 1: sometimes you even get to cut up rent. But you know,
Speaker 1: I see these parents, and I got no problem with
Speaker 1: people with their children, but they're pushing a stroller and
Speaker 1: they're carrying all their stuff for their child. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're kind of derailing, like we understand
Speaker 1: how adamant you are. Where do you meet this woman?
Speaker 1: Where does she commit? Sure? So I so I commented,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm defending going to Disney and uh and
Speaker 1: she actually saw that and it messages me and she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: way to put this guy in his place. She actually
Speaker 1: called me a Disney princes on brand, I know, And
Speaker 1: so I thought that was kind of cute. And so,
Speaker 1: you know, we had a little side conversation and eventually
Speaker 1: we exchanged our Instagrams and we started messaging back up
Speaker 1: for it. And after messaging so often, I decided to want,
Speaker 1: you know, I ask her route, Did you take her
Speaker 1: to Disneyland? Not yet? You know, I'm not I don't
Speaker 1: have that kind of budget, Okay, So I thought it'd
Speaker 1: be kind of cute. We went. There's a mall nearby
Speaker 1: that I know as a Disney store. So I thought
Speaker 1: i'd be cute if we met up at the mall
Speaker 1: and like went through the Disney store brows around. Did
Speaker 1: she like that idea? She did, and she picked up
Speaker 1: this stuff Lelo doll, you know from that movie Blow
Speaker 1: and Stitch, And she said, oh, I love that movie.
Speaker 1: You know, and I always wanted one of these, so
Speaker 1: I thought it'd be kind of cool. I bought it
Speaker 1: for her there. She was really happy about that. And
Speaker 1: it's always cute because like, if the relationship works out,
Speaker 1: you have a momentum from your first day that's right,
Speaker 1: and if it doesn't work out, you have something to
Speaker 1: destroy to help you get over. It was just a sweet,
Speaker 1: sweet moment at the end of the night, and I
Speaker 1: took it through a car and say good night. I
Speaker 1: went in to kiss her good night. I thought we
Speaker 1: had a good time, and she kind of backed away
Speaker 1: from the kiss, but she gave me a big, solid hug,
Speaker 1: and then he said we'd like to hang out again,
Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, it doesn't matter. A week and
Speaker 1: a half ago or so and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 1: You know, all right, Prince Charming, you just hold on
Speaker 1: a second. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Princess Steph for you, and we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can get that glass slipper to fit. Okay, awesome,
Speaker 1: thank you. I meant that in a totally platonic way. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: just a date, we'll find out. Hold on, if you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for the second date update. We're talking
Speaker 1: to Kenny, who's a big Disney fan. Yes, and he
Speaker 1: took out Steph, who's a fellow Disney lover, on a
Speaker 1: romantic Disney date. They went to the Disney store at
Speaker 1: the mall, where he bought her a Leelo doll. He
Speaker 1: even got a hug towards the end of the night.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's funny, Kenny, I rarely do this.
Speaker 1: I was looking back at your email, though, and there's
Speaker 1: something you wrote there that you didn't bring up in
Speaker 1: the first part. And you've mentioned in the email that
Speaker 1: you sang this song that's playing right now to each
Speaker 1: other at some point during the date. Is that true? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a so embarrassing, but you know, sometimes just
Speaker 1: break out in song. We love these songs so much.
Speaker 1: And we were at dinner and then they bought the dessert.
Speaker 1: You know, I just started singing spoonful of Sugar for America?
Speaker 1: Will you sing it for us? Just a spoonful of
Speaker 1: sugar helps the medicine go down? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: started singing with me and we just had a blast.
Speaker 1: I mean people were staring, obviously, people were staring at us.
Speaker 1: But so into this. Yeah, I just feel great. Yeah, incredible,
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I'm with you. I think Disney is great
Speaker 1: and I can get down on some Aladdin just like anybody.
Speaker 1: But I think maybe Okay, or a little Mermaid, whatever
Speaker 1: I like. I like Disney. It's just do you ever
Speaker 1: feel like maybe this was a little bit overboard and
Speaker 1: it was so Disney that it just came off as childish?
Speaker 1: You know? I don't think so. I mean the way
Speaker 1: she and I were talking, she was right there with me.
Speaker 1: She said she's just as much a Disney fan as
Speaker 1: I am. I mean, when you connect with somebody on
Speaker 1: that level who likes Disney as much as you do,
Speaker 1: it's just awesome. Okay, Well, let's try and connect with
Speaker 1: Steph on a phone level. So I'm going to dial
Speaker 1: her right now and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, try not to break into song. Okay,
Speaker 1: what we're talking to? Stop? Can I sing Lady in
Speaker 1: the Tramp? No, just wait till we talked to her first,
Speaker 1: and then maybe you can jump in. Okay, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm down the number. Now here we go. Hello? Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Steph? Yeah? Calling Hi? My name's Prince Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: and I work for a very magical radio show called
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of you, Prince Jeffrey. You're not you're not sweeping her
Speaker 1: off her feet. Well, somebody wished upon a star that
Speaker 1: I get in touch with you because you went on
Speaker 1: a date with them recently and you haven't been getting back.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry, this
Speaker 1: is just so strange, Like, is this like a prank? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: it's not prank. So it's a lot of dumb jokes
Speaker 1: based on Disney, but it's not a prank. No, not
Speaker 1: dumb brook Okay, Okay, I'll I'll simplify it down. We're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second date up date. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're
Speaker 1: not calling you back, you can email our show and
Speaker 1: we'll contact that person for you to try and figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. Oh, it's a it's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's much less whimsical when I describe it that way.
Speaker 1: But a guy reached out to us about you, and
Speaker 1: his name is Kenny Um Kenny. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: was making those Disney references earlier, But now that definitely
Speaker 1: makes sense. That's weird that he contacted you guys. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason why he reached out to us is because
Speaker 1: he had such a great time going out with you.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't know why you've been ghosting him. I'd
Speaker 1: rather like not get into it, um. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: going to hurt his feelings, you know, and I'm trying.
Speaker 1: That's really not the Disney way to be hurting other
Speaker 1: people's feelings. I mean I thought, you know, my guess
Speaker 1: was maybe he was too into Disney for you, Like
Speaker 1: he took it too far. Oh you think he he's
Speaker 1: too Disney. Oh that's not the case for you. You
Speaker 1: guys are kind of funny kind of what do you
Speaker 1: mean by that? Look? You know what, if he's ready
Speaker 1: to hear it, you can tell him this. Um, he
Speaker 1: is a Disney What a Disney? Yeah, Disney with an S.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? He's just a fake Disney fan?
Speaker 1: Like way? Yeah, why would you say that? He seems
Speaker 1: like a very serious Disney fan when we spoke to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like maybe on like the surface, like he puts up
Speaker 1: a good fun like a must. Meeting him the first
Speaker 1: time you can kind of get that sense like you
Speaker 1: don't know him, like you had like one conversation with him.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming he's on a Disney fan website. He took
Speaker 1: you to the Disney Store for a date. He sang
Speaker 1: a song for Mary Poppins. Oh my god, old school Disney.
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't make a Disney fan. What makes a
Speaker 1: Disney fan that? I am very confused. I'm looking for
Speaker 1: so much. One knows the ins and out of everything
Speaker 1: Disney and doesn't try to like skate away on like
Speaker 1: a few songs and like take me to the Disney store.
Speaker 1: Like that's not what a hardcore, honest to god Disney
Speaker 1: fan is. Wh Wow, what happened to make you think
Speaker 1: that he wasn't like a die hard? So I told
Speaker 1: him the last time that I went to Disney, I
Speaker 1: got pixie dusted, And he had no clue what being
Speaker 1: pixie dusted was pixie dusted? You know how Sinkerbell has
Speaker 1: pixie dust. Yeah, pixie dusted means you get something like
Speaker 1: for free, or you get like an upgrade, you know.
Speaker 1: Like So the last time I was at Disney Parks,
Speaker 1: I was at one of the kiosk getting a mickey
Speaker 1: Pop and the cast member said this Mickey Pop is
Speaker 1: on us, And then when I brought it up, he's
Speaker 1: knew nothing like zero, Like his face just squashed over,
Speaker 1: like what, like, what are you talking about? Like it?
Speaker 1: I don't wanted to laugh, but that seems so absurd,
Speaker 1: like pretty intense. Yeah, he didn't know what Pixie dusted means.
Speaker 1: That's just one thing you don't even understand. Okay. He
Speaker 1: also was trying to convince me that the Avengers are
Speaker 1: Disney characters, Like the Avengers are not honest, don't they
Speaker 1: owned by Disney? No? Yeah, yeah, acquired, they were acquired
Speaker 1: by You put the Avengers on the same headsil as
Speaker 1: Mickey and Minnie. And I just think you're missing out
Speaker 1: on maybe a good relationship because something that I don't
Speaker 1: know seems so trivial to me, honestly, Like, I think
Speaker 1: the only reason he really wanted to go out with
Speaker 1: me is because he sees like I controls up as
Speaker 1: snow white. And he didn't say, look really hot dressed
Speaker 1: up as snow white. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of accusations being thrown around right now,
Speaker 1: and I think it's only fair to ask Kenny about
Speaker 1: them directly, because I need to tell you he's been
Speaker 1: on the other line listening the whole time and wants
Speaker 1: to speak with you. Are you serious? Yeah, I cannot
Speaker 1: believe that it was because I didn't know about Pixie Dustings.
Speaker 1: That's why you've blown me off by Kenny. It's not
Speaker 1: just Pixie does dude, it's the Avengers. It's the fact
Speaker 1: that you didn't realize that there were different castles at
Speaker 1: different Disney Park Like, hold on, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I thought they were all the same castle, which they are.
Speaker 1: First of all, any hardcourt Disney fan knows Sleeping Beauty's
Speaker 1: Castle is at Disneyland, and Cinderella's Castle is that Walt
Speaker 1: Disney World implored, like anybody knows that? Steph you me,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I gotta interrupt. You've got to calm down.
Speaker 1: This is why people can't say that they like anything,
Speaker 1: because if you don't know every single specific thing about
Speaker 1: a subject, No, he is a dizzy. He's fake Disney Disney.
Speaker 1: There is no You don't deem yourself a Disney fanatics
Speaker 1: and then come at me without knowing the castle, talking
Speaker 1: about all the Marvel characters like that's not how it worked.
Speaker 1: But Steph, isn't this behavior and the way that you're talking,
Speaker 1: isn't that not very Disney like? I think it's very snooty.
Speaker 1: No oh, that's like a cuss word in the Disney world.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're acting like one of the evil step
Speaker 1: sisters at this point. But you all need to settle
Speaker 1: down and shut up because you pushed me. You wanted
Speaker 1: to know why, didn't want to fuck any that, And
Speaker 1: I told you he didn't even really know. The worst
Speaker 1: is full of sugar. He knew that. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: even think it's fair for me at this point to
Speaker 1: ask them to go out on a second day maybe
Speaker 1: to do it. Maybe it's easier for me to just
Speaker 1: ask Steph to give back the Leelo doll. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: he wants Lelo back, he can take it, like okay,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even a special edition Leelo dolls. He can anywhere. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: Kenny Man, I am, I'm so sorry that this has
Speaker 1: happened to you. Well, thank you. Yeah, we, like I said,
Speaker 1: we all started different levels of fandom. You know, she
Speaker 1: might be more hardcore than me, but I'll get there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what Pixie dusting is all right, Well, now
Speaker 1: try try just to make sure that you're not a Physney.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this song and you need to sing
Speaker 1: it word for word flawlessly. Here we go, uh My
Speaker 1: sugar icing go down, Phisney, get off. You put me
Speaker 1: on know you put me on A I'm kidding. I
Speaker 1: love you, Moving ninety two point five