WEBVTT - You'll Be Glad When We're Done!

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pain, but you'll be glad when we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>One got clean out to sound fridge. Oh, I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>done that in a while. I should have warned metal

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<v Speaker 2>Guy to crank up his.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I opened my real fridge last night. Noticed in the

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<v Speaker 2>back corner. How long ago did I make that spaghetti?

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<v Speaker 2>How long has that been sitting in there? It's quite

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<v Speaker 2>some time.

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<v Speaker 1>His science ever studied the genetic component of being afraid

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<v Speaker 1>to eat leftovers. My daughter is living with us for

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<v Speaker 1>the summer while she does her internship or law school internship,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, and I was reminded that she is extremely

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<v Speaker 1>cautious about its over. She is the polar opposite of uge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a genetic thing. Apparently you're just built that

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<v Speaker 2>way or you're not, because I got one kid that's

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<v Speaker 2>super worried about that and his and his mom oys

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<v Speaker 2>was also just like every time you use anything, you

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<v Speaker 2>smell it, first check the date. I never think about

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<v Speaker 2>it ever. I'm on the extreme other.

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<v Speaker 4>End, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, just always little and just the slightest chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm not eating that, Like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It's best buy was yesterday and that's not like the deadline.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just claiming and it was in the fridge. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Getting out the fridge used to be Drew's job, and

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<v Speaker 5>then he just started throwing away stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's gonna it's going bad tomorrow. You don't understand. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a difference between you know, used by and best Buy.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, sure, but if you like had had a

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<v Speaker 1>nice shrimp dish two nights ago, you left the right

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<v Speaker 1>back to your carridge right overnight. It's hot last night.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the worst saying that just happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Jack almost died a couple of times, right, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made mistakes. That's what I like about the fronk

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<v Speaker 2>in the Tesla's is you can put food in there

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<v Speaker 2>and it keeps the smell from getting into your car

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<v Speaker 2>in anyway. I'm sorry, what did you call it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called a frunk like a trunk, but it's in front.

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<v Speaker 2>They call a frunk, And because there's no motor up there,

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<v Speaker 2>they have a special compartment that is not connected to

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<v Speaker 2>the vehicle in any way, so you can put food,

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<v Speaker 2>like on the way home from the restaurant or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>that it's not going to smell up your car. But

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<v Speaker 2>I have forgotten about it a few times, which is gross.

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<v Speaker 2>But also the smell doesn't it makes your frunk funky.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a funky frunk, but the smell does not

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<v Speaker 2>get into your vehicle. We love the fronk. Worst one funk,

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<v Speaker 2>worst one I ever did in my regular truck f

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<v Speaker 2>one fifty years ago, I left a gallon of milk

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<v Speaker 2>from the grocery store, full gallon in the car on

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<v Speaker 2>a day when it hit one hundred and ten oh

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<v Speaker 2>clear until the next day it exploded and went everywhere,

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<v Speaker 2>completely soaking the carpet in the vehicle and satin ten

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<v Speaker 2>degree heat. That car smelled like dead bodies that truck

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<v Speaker 2>for so long, I mean I would for days. I

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<v Speaker 2>would just soak it in like various carpet cleaner four

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<v Speaker 2>oh nine disinfected stuff like that. And I've actually got

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<v Speaker 2>rid of the smell, but it took a long time. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I would just eventually get rid of the car. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I I thought, I can't sell the car. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to lose you know, thousands of dollars because I left

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<v Speaker 2>milk in the car overnight on one hundred and ten

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<v Speaker 2>degree day. But I eventually got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Drive into one of those anti ice protests and say, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what. I'm down with Trump. I like Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything you want to do to my vehicle. Any here's

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<v Speaker 1>some gasoline if you if you short?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So did you know how gallon of milk would explode

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<v Speaker 2>if it sat in heats for so long? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that, but it did.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense, but yeah, that's terrible. Uh So let's

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<v Speaker 1>clean out the sound fridge. Michael, you got a joker too,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't use on the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Finally, the makers of lazed Potato Chips have announced bacon

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<v Speaker 6>grilled cheese is the winner of their do us a

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<v Speaker 6>Flavor contest. Same said those psychos over at Oreo.

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<v Speaker 1>Bacon and grilled cheese. Oreos is at the point that

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<v Speaker 1>that all.

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<v Speaker 2>The flavors and everything, well not everything, but all that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of stuff is completely made up. It's all completely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Bobby Kennedy Junior is going to force him to

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<v Speaker 1>label you know, your thirty seven kinds of Dorritos, although

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<v Speaker 1>Dorito's has cut down the number of flavors. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>chemicals that taste like yeah, bacon grilled cheese, and you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta have that on the label. All right, is the

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<v Speaker 1>next one funny at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Michael, I thought, I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>Pigeonfest took place over the weekend in Manhattan and included

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<v Speaker 6>a pigeon pageant in which New Yorker is dressed as

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<v Speaker 6>the bird and perform musical numbers and dramatic monologues. Very

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<v Speaker 6>cute and everything, but I'm still pretty mad about what

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<v Speaker 6>they did to my car, because that's when you know

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<v Speaker 6>they're not real pigeons, no matter how.

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<v Speaker 2>Good the costume was.

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<v Speaker 6>That's when you know something's there was a person.

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<v Speaker 2>You I did little research on this one. Over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>New Yorkers with a passion for pigeons came out in droves, out,

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<v Speaker 2>it said, flocks, for the first edge and ever Pigeon Fest.

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<v Speaker 2>The goal was to crown the greatest New York pigeon

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<v Speaker 2>of them all in a city where there are estimated

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<v Speaker 2>nine million pigeons in New York, nine million pigeons winging rats.

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<v Speaker 2>The festival included games, merch, and even a contest called

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<v Speaker 2>the Pigeon Impersonation Pageant, which is what Seth was talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>There seven pigeon enthusiasts competed for the title top pigeon

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<v Speaker 2>New York City. And this woman named Marion from Britain

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<v Speaker 2>who is an artist. Of course, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>One taking our pigeon impersonating jobs foreigners.

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<v Speaker 2>One first place. So good for her, she said, I

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<v Speaker 2>had no idea who I was competing against. My visibility,

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<v Speaker 2>vision and my hearing were limited in the gospel.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that helped keep her focused.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know what we know this in the game

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<v Speaker 1>of golf, sweetheart. You can't control anybody else's game. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta control your own. All you can do is be

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<v Speaker 1>the best faux pigeon. You can be all right. Next joke, Michael.

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<v Speaker 7>We head to Japan, where four men have been arrested

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<v Speaker 7>on charges of using curry spices as a weapon in

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<v Speaker 7>a robbery attempt. The assailants attacked a man by smearing

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<v Speaker 7>powdered cooking spices of the sort used in curry on

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<v Speaker 7>the man's face and into his eyes in an attempt

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<v Speaker 7>to blind and incapacitate him. The victim is recovering after

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<v Speaker 7>treating his wounds with garlic non and a little mango chutne.

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<v Speaker 2>The authority say he is stable and delicious. I hate

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<v Speaker 2>the flavor of curry for some real I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it. I wish I did. Of people seem to,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just do not like that. Yeah, me neither.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, too much is too much, but in the right

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<v Speaker 1>right to ratios.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kenny, would you like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain clip number eleven to us? It doesn't need any explanation.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess a little bit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So there's a viral version of My Heart Will Go

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<v Speaker 5>On by Celine Dion and it's played on a recorder

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<v Speaker 5>in just the most horrible fashion, and it's being used.

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<v Speaker 5>It's being used under a lot of videos. So it

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<v Speaker 5>was used under Alex Padilla. Padilla, however the hell you

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<v Speaker 5>say it?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, this is the big old California senator nobody knows

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<v Speaker 1>who staged a publicity stunt running at Christinome, then got

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<v Speaker 1>wrestled to the ground and blubbered about it.

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<v Speaker 3>To the media.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, it's all coming together.

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<v Speaker 4>I was forced to the ground, first on my knees

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<v Speaker 4>and then flat on my chest and it's hot, handcuffed.

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<v Speaker 3>And marched down a Hollwin repeatedly asking why am I

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<v Speaker 3>being detained?

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty funny. So plain about that is that it's

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<v Speaker 2>not longer if you're going to try to mock something

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<v Speaker 2>that you think is mockably serious to use that song?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that music bad? Yeah, that's funny. The recorder? Can

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<v Speaker 2>anybody play it? Well? Has anybody ever played it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I think everybody I've ever heard it sounded more roughly

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<v Speaker 2>like that. Yeah, it's easy to get started on.

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<v Speaker 1>So you get a lot of people who are not

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<v Speaker 1>really musicians yet who horrible on that. Famously, that's two

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<v Speaker 1>recorders in the introduction to Stairway to Heaven. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that live they use the mellow trony bulky instrument

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<v Speaker 1>of the seventies, but yeah, there's recorded by John Paul Jones, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not fourth graders. Yeah, that's the key. You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a fourth grader who's never played an instrument before.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie, that was so funny, you know, I was reminded

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<v Speaker 1>of during the radio show. We were talking about some

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<v Speaker 1>California topic and we're having a good guffaw about the

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<v Speaker 1>bullet train in Gavin Newsom, right, right, right, Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what led us into the discussion, and it struck me

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<v Speaker 1>that a good, solid, aggressive criticism is absolutely important in

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<v Speaker 1>a tool. But when you're to the point that you're

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<v Speaker 1>just laughing at Gavin and the idiot bullet train. That

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<v Speaker 1>means something, And how do you counter argue against that

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<v Speaker 1>if you're one of the scumbags stealing taxpayer money to

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<v Speaker 1>distribute it to your cronies or a falsely pump up

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<v Speaker 1>the economy or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just being laughed at.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Alex Padilla, the same Padilla, the same way. Oh yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was one of the most traumatic experiences of your

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<v Speaker 1>life that you staged this look at me getting arrested thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you got handcuffed for about three and a

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<v Speaker 1>half seconds and you can barely contain your tears.

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<v Speaker 4>Please to the ground, first on my knees and then

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<v Speaker 4>flat on my chest. Oh no, that's the note in

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<v Speaker 4>its handcuffed.

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<v Speaker 3>And marched down a hallway, repeatedly ascated.

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I being de tangled? That low note? Probably

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<v Speaker 2>where you take the pinky off the hole or put

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<v Speaker 2>it on the hole? I don't remember, right right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahhh, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>That is the Internet that I signed up for our

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<v Speaker 5>every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh well, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh,