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Speaker 1: It's a pain, but you'll be glad when we're done.

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Speaker 1: It's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: One got clean out to sound fridge. Oh, I haven't

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Speaker 2: done that in a while. I should have warned metal

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Speaker 2: I opened my real fridge last night. Noticed in the

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Speaker 2: How long has that been sitting in there? It's quite

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Speaker 1: His science ever studied the genetic component of being afraid

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Speaker 1: to eat leftovers. My daughter is living with us for

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Speaker 1: the summer while she does her internship or law school internship,

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Speaker 1: and uh, and I was reminded that she is extremely

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Speaker 1: cautious about its over. She is the polar opposite of uge.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a genetic thing. Apparently you're just built that

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Speaker 2: way or you're not, because I got one kid that's

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Speaker 2: was also just like every time you use anything, you

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Speaker 2: smell it, first check the date. I never think about

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Speaker 4: End, you know.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, just always little and just the slightest chance.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm not eating that, Like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: It's best buy was yesterday and that's not like the deadline.

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Speaker 2: It's just claiming and it was in the fridge. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Getting out the fridge used to be Drew's job, and

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Speaker 5: then he just started throwing away stuff.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's gonna it's going bad tomorrow. You don't understand. Well,

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Speaker 2: there's a difference between you know, used by and best Buy.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, sure, but if you like had had a

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Speaker 1: nice shrimp dish two nights ago, you left the right

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Speaker 1: back to your carridge right overnight. It's hot last night.

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Speaker 2: What's the worst saying that just happened?

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Speaker 1: Well, Jack almost died a couple of times, right, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've made mistakes. That's what I like about the fronk

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Speaker 2: called a frunk like a trunk, but it's in front.

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Speaker 2: They call a frunk, And because there's no motor up there,

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Speaker 2: they have a special compartment that is not connected to

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Speaker 2: like on the way home from the restaurant or whatever

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Speaker 2: that it's not going to smell up your car. But

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Speaker 2: I have forgotten about it a few times, which is gross.

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Speaker 2: But also the smell doesn't it makes your frunk funky.

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Speaker 2: You got a funky frunk, but the smell does not

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Speaker 2: get into your vehicle. We love the fronk. Worst one funk,

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Speaker 2: worst one I ever did in my regular truck f

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Speaker 2: one fifty years ago, I left a gallon of milk

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Speaker 2: a day when it hit one hundred and ten oh

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Speaker 2: clear until the next day it exploded and went everywhere,

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Speaker 2: completely soaking the carpet in the vehicle and satin ten

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Speaker 2: degree heat. That car smelled like dead bodies that truck

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Speaker 2: for so long, I mean I would for days. I

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Speaker 2: oh nine disinfected stuff like that. And I've actually got

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Speaker 2: I would just eventually get rid of the car. Well,

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Speaker 2: I I thought, I can't sell the car. I want

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Speaker 2: to lose you know, thousands of dollars because I left

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Speaker 1: Drive into one of those anti ice protests and say, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm down with Trump. I like Trump.

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Speaker 1: Anything you want to do to my vehicle. Any here's

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Speaker 1: some gasoline if you if you short?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: So did you know how gallon of milk would explode

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Speaker 2: if it sat in heats for so long? I didn't

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Speaker 1: It makes sense, but yeah, that's terrible. Uh So let's

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Speaker 1: clean out the sound fridge. Michael, you got a joker too,

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Speaker 6: Finally, the makers of lazed Potato Chips have announced bacon

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Speaker 6: grilled cheese is the winner of their do us a

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Speaker 6: Flavor contest. Same said those psychos over at Oreo.

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Speaker 2: The flavors and everything, well not everything, but all that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bobby Kennedy Junior is going to force him to

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Speaker 1: label you know, your thirty seven kinds of Dorritos, although

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Speaker 2: Michael, I thought, I think so.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 6: Pigeonfest took place over the weekend in Manhattan and included

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Speaker 6: a pigeon pageant in which New Yorker is dressed as

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Speaker 6: they did to my car, because that's when you know

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Speaker 6: they're not real pigeons, no matter how.

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Speaker 6: That's when you know something's there was a person.

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Speaker 2: You I did little research on this one. Over the weekend,

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Speaker 2: New Yorkers with a passion for pigeons came out in droves, out,

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Speaker 2: The goal was to crown the greatest New York pigeon

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Speaker 2: nine million pigeons in New York, nine million pigeons winging rats.

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Speaker 2: The festival included games, merch, and even a contest called

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Speaker 2: the Pigeon Impersonation Pageant, which is what Seth was talking about.

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Speaker 2: There seven pigeon enthusiasts competed for the title top pigeon

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Speaker 2: New York City. And this woman named Marion from Britain

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Speaker 1: One taking our pigeon impersonating jobs foreigners.

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Speaker 1: Well that helped keep her focused.

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Speaker 2: Problem exactly.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what we know this in the game

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Speaker 1: of golf, sweetheart. You can't control anybody else's game. You

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Speaker 1: the best faux pigeon. You can be all right. Next joke, Michael.

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Speaker 2: The authority say he is stable and delicious. I hate

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too much is too much, but in the right

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenny, would you like to.

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Speaker 1: Explain clip number eleven to us? It doesn't need any explanation.

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Speaker 2: I guess a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So there's a viral version of My Heart Will Go

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Speaker 5: On by Celine Dion and it's played on a recorder

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Speaker 5: in just the most horrible fashion, and it's being used.

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Speaker 5: It's being used under a lot of videos. So it

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Speaker 5: was used under Alex Padilla. Padilla, however the hell you

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Speaker 1: Ah, this is the big old California senator nobody knows

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Speaker 1: who staged a publicity stunt running at Christinome, then got

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Speaker 1: wrestled to the ground and blubbered about it.

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Speaker 3: To the media.

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Speaker 1: Ah, it's all coming together.

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Speaker 4: I was forced to the ground, first on my knees

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Speaker 3: And marched down a Hollwin repeatedly asking why am I

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Speaker 2: That's pretty funny. So plain about that is that it's

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Speaker 2: not longer if you're going to try to mock something

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Speaker 2: that you think is mockably serious to use that song?

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Speaker 2: Is that music bad? Yeah, that's funny. The recorder? Can

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Speaker 2: anybody play it? Well? Has anybody ever played it?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: I think everybody I've ever heard it sounded more roughly

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Speaker 1: So you get a lot of people who are not

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Speaker 1: recorders in the introduction to Stairway to Heaven. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: of the seventies, but yeah, there's recorded by John Paul Jones, but.

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Speaker 2: Not fourth graders. Yeah, that's the key. You don't have

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Speaker 1: Katie, that was so funny, you know, I was reminded

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Speaker 1: of during the radio show. We were talking about some

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Speaker 1: California topic and we're having a good guffaw about the

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Speaker 1: that a good, solid, aggressive criticism is absolutely important in

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Speaker 1: a tool. But when you're to the point that you're

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Speaker 1: just laughing at Gavin and the idiot bullet train. That

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Speaker 1: means something, And how do you counter argue against that

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Speaker 1: if you're one of the scumbags stealing taxpayer money to

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Speaker 2: You're just being laughed at.

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Speaker 1: Now, Alex Padilla, the same Padilla, the same way. Oh yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: It was one of the most traumatic experiences of your

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Speaker 1: And now you got handcuffed for about three and a

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Speaker 4: Please to the ground, first on my knees and then

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Speaker 4: flat on my chest. Oh no, that's the note in

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Speaker 4: its handcuffed.

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Speaker 3: And marched down a hallway, repeatedly ascated.

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Speaker 2: Why am I being de tangled? That low note? Probably

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Speaker 2: where you take the pinky off the hole or put

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Speaker 2: it on the hole? I don't remember, right right?

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Speaker 1: Yeahhh, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 5: That is the Internet that I signed up for our

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