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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm in studio in St. Louis. Just got back flew

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Speaker 1: in Landed about an hour and fifteen minutes ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am in studio with Andrew Colin here in my

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Speaker 1: apartment and joining us via zoom. Um is uh Noah

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Speaker 1: of course in Arizona. And then also um repeat guest

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Speaker 1: from yesterday's show. We're so glad to have him back.

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Speaker 1: He feels like just so much a part of the show.

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Speaker 1: The fabric of our show he has just woven in already.

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Speaker 1: It's on Ben Gleeb, who has a special out on

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Speaker 1: YouTube right now called The Mad King, and it's on

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Speaker 1: YouTube for free. Make sure you watch it. It might

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Speaker 1: be Shadow Band. We don't know any any updates, Ben.

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Speaker 1: All I know is after your podcast yesterday, the views

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Speaker 1: have gone up somewhat significantly. So whether I'm still shadow

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Speaker 1: Band or not, it is is working. You're Ben was

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Speaker 1: so funny yesterday. He was like, you know, on your

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Speaker 1: long flight, a great way to pass the time is

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Speaker 1: to finish a third of a special. Did you finish it?

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Speaker 1: You know, well, that was the point. It was. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to be funny with that, trying to get you

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Speaker 1: to watch the last third. I'm going on. Honestly, I

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Speaker 1: can never watch my I never finished things, but I

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Speaker 1: have every intent to finish it. And um, I even

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Speaker 1: talked to my parents about it today and I was like,

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Speaker 1: you gotta watch Ben Special. You're gonna love it so

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Speaker 1: much so Nikki's defense, it's a short flight. I slept

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Speaker 1: the whole time it was this morning, and watching it

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Speaker 1: at one point seven speed, you could have finished it ninetyds. Instead,

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Speaker 1: I watched Sam Harris on this. Um, do you know

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Speaker 1: these guys the trigger nometry? Guys, it feels like guys

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Speaker 1: you would know, but it sounds like a tyler. You're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to say out loud or let this I know.

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Speaker 1: I got really nervous as I said it. You guys

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Speaker 1: listening to I was watching Sam Harris on that. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna send it to you, Ben, because I really want

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Speaker 1: to hear your your your thoughts about well. Can I

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Speaker 1: tell you some of the words that I wrote down

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Speaker 1: that I heard that I loved that were so hard

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Speaker 1: for me to like, I want to use in my

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Speaker 1: in my daily speech a little bit more. Yes, even

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Speaker 1: though I feel like Sam talks way too slow and

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Speaker 1: it's a little self indulgent, but go ahead, he does.

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Speaker 1: But there's no arms and he's very so it feels

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Speaker 1: like he's trying to suck me the whole time he talks.

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Speaker 1: He's always like, I know, I kind of like it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you want to fuck him. I think he's

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Speaker 1: actually getting to you, and your dick gets a little

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Speaker 1: hard and you don't and you question yourself whether in

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Speaker 1: this video too, he thinks. So I gotta say it

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Speaker 1: looks hot. Could I refer to him in my own

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Speaker 1: mind as Sam hairless? Oh, he's hair full in this

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Speaker 1: he's got a good head that trigger on a try. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was trying so hard to think of one for

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Speaker 1: geometry and I couldn't. Um No, okay, here's some words. Vitiate.

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Speaker 1: Vitiate that word. I don't think that's real. It means

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Speaker 1: to destroy. This is a game where words you say

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Speaker 1: are not real. No, these are real. VISI we don't

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Speaker 1: look like you're like if you're about to like be

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Speaker 1: like a lion judge in a tennis match. Oh to

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Speaker 1: spoil or impair the quality or efficiency of to vitiate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: invidious videos in a tennis match? And videos is a

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Speaker 1: new Russell brand movie? That's right? Mayor album? Are you

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Speaker 1: not lacking vocabulary? Invidious? It's a car. It's a kind

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Speaker 1: of car. It's a computer, computer brand um likely to

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Speaker 1: arouse or incur resentment or anger in others? Invidious, that's

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Speaker 1: a good word. It's is there a videos? Is there

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Speaker 1: a common there? Is it likely to arouse or cause anger?

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Speaker 1: Or arouse anger, likely to arouse or incur resentment or anger?

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Speaker 1: So arouse anger not? And then atomized atomized? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? That means you vaporized, you get rid of atomized.

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Speaker 1: It's a guy named Adam looking through his eyes. New

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Speaker 1: special coming reduced, reduced. I got that one right, I

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Speaker 1: something down to it's like smallest parts. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to. It's so hard to get new

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Speaker 1: but do you think that Sam Harris practices learning. No,

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Speaker 1: he's just well read. But also I think that the

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Speaker 1: general public is so stupid that it's I try to

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Speaker 1: yourself and maybe Google look it up, like we could

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Speaker 1: challenge people to do that. Well, then so we stooped

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Speaker 1: basic invidiousness. I don't think they don't understand. I'm just like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm like, oh, that's a more interesting way

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I like when people I don't think

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Speaker 1: He just uses these words like they are. You know,

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Speaker 1: like learning a quote just to make any quote quote

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Speaker 1: single quote, or something you want to do something crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know one thing my dad. I don't have one.

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Speaker 1: Like my dad always said, really I don't have one

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Speaker 1: of those. My dad said, I'm not gonna be home

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Speaker 1: or just with not being there, car phone off the line.

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Speaker 1: Can you do that? What did your dad always say? That?

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Speaker 1: Always said go to the dance with the girl who

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Speaker 1: brought you. But I think he's getting it wrong because

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Speaker 1: why is the girl bringing me to the dance. And

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Speaker 1: the girl, you already did go there with her. So

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Speaker 1: what's the advice? I'm not really sure, Sadie, but it

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Speaker 1: was was that was the pitch. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I guess it means like, be happy with what you

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Speaker 1: have exactly. Don't try to change, don't change a lot,

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Speaker 1: don't try to what God gave you. Come shut up

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Speaker 1: because it's just, you know what it is. It's admitting yeah,

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Speaker 1: like that. My mom's best quote was you really are

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Speaker 1: going to keep the beard? Yeah? Pass an aggressive way

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Speaker 1: could that cause laziness. See I think that's where I

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Speaker 1: just it's it's because food is the cheapest and most

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Speaker 1: affordable and accessible drug and unregulated drug. Everyone's in pain.

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Speaker 1: the only thing. You don't need heroin to survive. That's

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Speaker 1: The difficult thing about food is that it's hard to

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Speaker 1: I think I would eat heroin if it was mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: not a bad idea, chop it up. I think they're

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Speaker 1: a nice uh, doing like crack or heroin because I

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Speaker 1: think that people are it's it's it's out there more

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Speaker 1: kind of a few kids that like, we get really

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Speaker 1: fucked up on every other drug. And then they were like, well,

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Speaker 1: I did close as I came. I did speed in

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Speaker 1: There's always a homeless man involved when there's these go back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: finally speak. No, this was actually the same night that

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Speaker 1: don't not be cold? Is it really? It is the

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Speaker 1: same night. So this thing and with a homeless guy

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Speaker 1: on speed Benley has changed my life. With this little

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Speaker 1: coming from. I really don't think I would. It's this

425
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: like negative thing. I'm looking forward. I'm going on vocal rest,

426
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: like for three weeks, zero talking, not allowed to make

427
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: a fucking peep. I mean, you gotta film this. I

428
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 1: think I know I kind of want to document it.

429
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: You should definitely document this. I'm getting vocal cord surgery

430
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: on September eighth, and um, it will be three weeks

431
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: of no speech at all, not a peep, not a laugh,

432
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: not a clearing my throat, nothing. I've got a shirt

433
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: that says I'm on vocal rest. Can't don't talk to me?

434
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: That says don't talk to me? Can you sneeze? You know,

435
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: deaf people do not make a sound when they sneeze,

436
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: so sneezing and going is an affect that we take on. Yeah,

437
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: isn't that interesting while you're while you're on vocal rest,

438
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: can you go up to duck rape? Yep, I want

439
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: to make that. Didn't stop on that. Make sure people

440
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: do that. But when you're on vocal rest, it's also

441
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: my advice to women about avoiding rape. Duck rape, smart,

442
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: very smarty. That's a good campaign. That's a good that's

443
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: going to be my be best if I'm ever first

444
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: lady duck scrape. While you're on vocal restaur you're gonna

445
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: go up to people in the hand them pamphlets three

446
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: and ask for as for donations. Oh yeah, they do

447
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: that right that? No mute people that shirt, that shirt,

448
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: do not wear that shirt. I don't think you should

449
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: wear that shirt. Well, because it's like a reverse psychology thing.

450
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna come up. Do you go, Oh you can't

451
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 1: do no, no, no, no no no. It feels like

452
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,479
Speaker 1: the problem. I was on vocal rest recently for a

453
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: week where I did not I tried my best. I

454
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: could talk, but I was trying my best not to

455
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: and it was such a struggle being like even being

456
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: with friends who I was like, will you talk for me?

457
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Being with my mom, she would just talk too much.

458
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: She would start asking. We were checking into a hotel

459
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: so I could go to this E n T to

460
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: go get my you know, surgery preop meeting. And we're

461
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: checking in this hotel in Boston, and my mom is

462
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: checking us in. She can't understand the woman's accent. Already

463
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: we're having issues where the woman's like two keys. My

464
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: Mom's like what turkeys. It was just like, oh my god, yea,

465
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: the classic Boston accent, and it was just already struggle.

466
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: I like, if it were me, I would be like, okay,

467
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: there's already a language barrier here. I'm struggling. I feel

468
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: stupid that I don't know her language. I don't want

469
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: to make her feel bad. I'm going to try to

470
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: keep this as minimal as possible. But my mom, the

471
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: woman's talking about the amenities and she's like, unfortunately, our

472
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: restaurant is closed right now. And my mom goes, why

473
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 1: why why do you need to know that I love

474
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 1: a hotel restaurant? Why is it closed? And looked at her.

475
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: I shot daggers into her face because I can't talk,

476
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: and I'm just like you're talking for me, and you're

477
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: talking so I just want to go. We had a

478
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: long travel day. Why is it that parents need to know?

479
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: But now you know reason people ask questions like that,

480
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: do they expect to change the restaurant's mind? Like, you

481
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: know what, You're right, this is a mistake. We're reopening

482
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: it up asking you know, I'm gonna call the chef.

483
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in here. The purpose of it. Wife

484
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: died an hour ago, but gonna get him back. What

485
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: answer was going, what did you want from that? What's

486
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: the best case scenario for that? Answer from my mom?

487
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: And she was just like, I just was curious. Why

488
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: would a restaurant be close. It's like, I don't know

489
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: because you and dad don't tip en off and people

490
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: are walking out of these minimum wage jobs and you

491
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: guys treat them that, you yell at them. When did Yeah?

492
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 1: I looked at her, I started talking. I go, I

493
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: think we're done here. You don't need to know, and

494
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: she goes, I want to know, And then and then

495
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: my dad. You know, my flight got sucked up yesterday

496
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: because the people that were booking my flight misunderstood if

497
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to come back tomorrow and if tomorrow meant

498
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: today or whatever, because it was around it was like

499
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: around twelve thirty at night, midnight past midnight when I

500
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: was booking it, and I said tomorrow, and they thought

501
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: tomorrow meant the dick day because we were already in

502
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: tomorrow whatever. And my dad the next day I told him, Hey,

503
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm my parents stayed in l A till today as well,

504
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: and they were gonna stay an extra day. I was

505
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: gonna leave early. And I wrote to them and said, hey,

506
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm actually staying. I'm gonna leave with you, guys. I'm

507
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: saying an extra day. And my dad goes and I said, oh,

508
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: you know, the flight's got sucked up. And he was

509
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: like why what? Who? Who? Who messed it up? And

510
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, why does it matter to you that?

511
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: That is the thing that I can't stand, Like, I

512
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: love my parents so much, they are so desperate to

513
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: place blame. They want they want to find a scapegoat.

514
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: They need to know whose fault it was, because in

515
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: my family, and I think in a lot of families,

516
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: it's like everyone is so worried that they didn't do

517
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: anything wrong, it was because of something else. And I go,

518
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: I go what could I say that will make you?

519
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: What's what do you need to know here? Who that

520
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 1: who fucked up? Like I guess maybe I don't know

521
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: who's your flights? Nick I mean, what's going on there?

522
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: I heard you tell the girl last night that you

523
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: wanted to flight tomorrow, so you need to reconfirm with her.

524
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: Did she not do it right? And I go, so

525
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: you want to be mad at her? Do you want

526
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: me to put the blame on her? Secret? It's like

527
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: where maybe you're parents are secretly like like mob life

528
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: down low and they're like, really fucking up these people

529
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 1: that are mentioning with your life, and they're like, just

530
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: tell me your name, And all of a sudden, she's

531
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: gone looking out for a horse. As this is like,

532
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: this is like Dexter. Your dad is Dexter and he

533
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: kills anyone that wrongs you a little bit. But I'm

534
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: going on vocal rest and I'm looking forward to it.

535
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: I mean, that's three or three weeks is insane. Everyone's like, Nicky,

536
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and I'm like, this is your burned

537
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: face moment. This you know how You're always like, oh

538
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: if I just burned my face, I don't have to

539
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: do anything. This is your moment to have you have

540
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: an ultimate excuse. This is the ultimate it is I am.

541
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm so excited too for what it's going to bring

542
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: out in me, because it's going to be kind of

543
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: fucked up. Like I think you're you know these people

544
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: people go in silent retreats on you would go in

545
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: silent retreats for like five days and come out of

546
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: it and like have a go death or whatever it was,

547
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: you know. And so I do think that I'm going

548
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: to learn more about myself, about others. I'm going to

549
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: learn how to listen more and and observe more that

550
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a struggle for sure,

551
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: to not be able to communicate. But I found that

552
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: when I was just trying to be quiet the past

553
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. It is so I had on my phone,

554
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: like on my you know, face plate on my phone

555
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: it said I'm on vocal rest, can't talk sorry. But

556
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: every time I tried to show it to people, there

557
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: would be an alert that pops up, so it would

558
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: be obscured and they go, what is going on? But

559
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: as soon as people saw that, I would show it

560
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: to so many people front desk of anything. Every time

561
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: show show me, Okay, you're ups front guests, Okay, what

562
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: can I do for me? Like they totally got it,

563
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: They totally respected it. No one was ever weird about it.

564
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: It was it was almost like beautiful how much people

565
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: wanted to help out as soon as they knew they understood.

566
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: So we have a disability at that point, like no

567
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: one's gonna go it really can't talk. And isn't it

568
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: ironic that I'm not even joking you? I think less

569
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: than a month ago, I said, I think I've been

570
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: interested in learning sign language recently because I think I'm

571
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: gonna need it. And this was before I ever dreamed

572
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: that I would need vocal court surgery. So is it

573
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: negative karma or positive karma? I don't know if that's

574
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I kind of predicted

575
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: it because what the series of events that happened is

576
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: that my vocal teacher, I want my dick to get bigger. No,

577
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: you have to talk about a thing you might need

578
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: if your dick got bigger, like I'm learning how I

579
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: want to learn how to fill up a bigger hole?

580
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: Or what you said to what we were talking about,

581
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a total non secretar I thought,

582
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: just mid vocal rest conversation, I want my dick to

583
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: get bigger. What I was trying to figure out a

584
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: way to get bigger? But yeah, I gotta fell I

585
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: gotta start feeling random. It's still a thing that you wish.

586
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: But aren't you don't? Aren't you happy you have the

587
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: girlfriend of your dreams? No one could, even your life

588
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: could not. How could it get better with a bigger dick?

589
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: Like these these things that we want and I have

590
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: them too, Where I'm like, if I really got that,

591
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: what's gonna fucking change for me? If you've got a

592
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: bigger Yeah, I think a lot would change. Everything would

593
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: change for you. Imagine your next special the things you

594
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: can talk about. Is there anything physically that you are

595
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: constantly like focused on, Ben, Like, there's men that like

596
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: are obsessed with people's hairlines, Like Andrew already commented on

597
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: your hairline. Because men are obsessed with the airlines, they're

598
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: sex with dick siye, I get it. Women are obsessed

599
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: with like, oh my god, her hair is so thick,

600
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: her legs are so long, she's so skinny, Like we

601
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: have our own things too. Is there anything that you

602
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: feel like, God, if you could snap your fingers and

603
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: and have about yourself, you would. Yeah. I mean, I'm

604
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: not trying to sound too shall I just wish I

605
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: had a more medium sized asshole, you know. Yeah, well

606
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: your assholes too big. Listen, I'm not gonna tell you

607
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: what end of the spectrum it is, but no, I

608
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: need you gotta adomize that asshole. I would like you

609
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: to officiate over my asshole. I think my my chest

610
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: is the thing that bothers me a lot. Like I

611
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: feel like I've got kind of a man boob situation

612
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: and I don't really work it out, and so I

613
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: have bad postures I think specifically kind of subconsciously because

614
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: when I lean over, like shirts come off on my

615
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: chest and it covers it. But then I look short

616
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: and weird, and so I should stand tall, but then

617
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: my boob stick out and it's not ideal. So that

618
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: gives me a lot of a lot of joy in

619
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: my life. Andrew has puffy nipples that he's insecure about,

620
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: and my posture similar similar stuff for my you tend

621
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: to co host had the same thing she used to

622
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: in high school. Be so insecure about her small breast

623
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: that she would wear baggy shirts and lean over, so

624
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: it gave the illusion that there might be big tits there.

625
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: So she has bad foster now because she was trying

626
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: at that point of stuff your bra and walk around

627
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: normal with a regular shirt or or do the classic Yeah,

628
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: that's kind of be so demoralizing at the end of

629
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: every day when you're like pulling out multiple tis and

630
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: you're like makeup off your face, yeah, I guess, and

631
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: seeing it all go down the training and pulling off

632
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: your eyelashes or taking out your hair extensions or just

633
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: like it's the same thing of like I'm this is

634
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: who I really am, And it was went home with

635
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: a guy and he just he stuffed his his boxers

636
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: with so much Like would you it's just multiple multiple

637
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: fake dicks down there, Like it's a bunch of like

638
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: padding dicks, you know, baseball donuts for when you're in

639
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: the batting. It wouldn't be okay because that would just

640
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: show it would just be like, listen, makeup isn't is

641
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: an active lie that we all kind of embrace as

642
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: a culture. Dyeing your hair, hair extensions, like these kinds

643
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: of things men know about. If it was like, no,

644
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: I would be very concerned about this guy's insecurities if

645
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: he was doing that, or if he had like lifts

646
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: in his shoes or something that was like come on, man,

647
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: just I took a viagrity the other day, and uh,

648
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: I had sex. I had an orgasm, and then my

649
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: penis was I had more blood in my penis than

650
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: I've ever had where I thought I needed a doctor.

651
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: But then I was like, wait, this is just what

652
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: happens to you know. I don't think I have that

653
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: great blood flow in my peanuts. I think that's where

654
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: the problem. Wise, I think, yeah, yeah, my blood prayer.

655
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: I actually took it the other day at the one

656
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: twenty over, Like whatever my dick gets one time, I'm happy.

657
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you at least had sex. Would be

658
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: weird if you took my agg or just to see

659
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: it get bigger and then just walk around. I did

660
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: have done that. I jerk off in a condom first time,

661
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: that the first time you ever jerked off, or for

662
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: the first time first time just to try what a condom.

663
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: I did a test run for you before. Yeah, not

664
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: like a rubber smell in my hands. I'm not looking

665
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: for extra rubber exposure. I don't need. I don't need

666
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: my hand smelling like am a children's birthday party doing

667
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: balloon animals. You know what I mean. It's like a

668
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: speedway in like grease lightening, and I don't need sex

669
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: for me to sound like like I guess you'll never

670
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: I actually talked to a friend recently. Maybe you guys

671
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: can help me out with this. She said, she's in

672
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: her thirties and she's been hooking up a lot. She's

673
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: a single woman that just kind of got out of

674
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: a long term relationship and she's been hooking up and

675
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: men cannot get hard. They either lose it or they

676
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: just can't get hard. And she is a very beautiful girl.

677
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: And I told her, let me just see if this

678
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: is right. Is that it is not you? If anything,

679
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: it is you because you're so hot. They're nervous. And it's,

680
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: like I said, the same way that women, we we

681
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: sometimes get in our heads because we're so nervous that

682
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: the guy is gonna think we like taste weird or weird,

683
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: we're bad at sex, or they're gonna see her cellulate.

684
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: And sometimes I can't get wet because I'm so turned off.

685
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: I like this guy so much that I'm so in

686
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: my head and so worried that I can't get wet.

687
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you had to fill your dick

688
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: with blood and keep a beam supported. We just have

689
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: to get wet and you can spin on your hand

690
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: and slap it on guys. And I can't imagine it.

691
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: It's my life, I know. But it's like I think

692
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: women men get so offended when men can't get bonus.

693
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: But it's yeah, if not just get, it's keep keep

694
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: its sustainability. But and I said to her, men, is

695
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: this true that these are just stating men in their

696
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: thirties forties? Like these guys wouldn't be hooking up with her,

697
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: this beautiful girl if they weren't attracted to her in

698
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: the first place, right, Like the guys you're not trying

699
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: to just get. Sometimes you don't know. Sometimes you don't

700
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: know if you're attracted to somebody even though you think

701
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: that they're hot. Like I've had this issue, and I

702
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: don't know if it's true for you to Andrew. But

703
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: like when I was single, like I sometimes would have

704
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: that issue, but only if it was like somebody that

705
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 1: I like really actually wasn't that attracted to, and whenever

706
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: it was somebody I was like really attracted to, it

707
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: was never an issue ever. And so it is sometimes

708
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: just about chemistry. It's not them. They don't need to

709
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: feel bad. It's about chemistry. Sometimes it's a woman that

710
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: you are like obviously took them out, but like sometimes

711
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: something about the chemistry of the chemistry. Yeah, the way

712
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,240
Speaker 1: that they think whatever they think is sexy just doesn't

713
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: match what you think it's sexy. Your dirty talk doesn't

714
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: match your vibes. And I'm all of a sudden, I'm like,

715
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: what you're saying and doing is not my favorite. And

716
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: you're saying she's a bad person and no one will

717
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: ever love her, right, Yeah, basically, it's just don't worry.

718
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: It's not just sexually, it's overall you're bad. Yeah you should.

719
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: Just there's a few things one alcohol, condom. Putting a

720
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: condom on can affect the No one's wearing those. Let's

721
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: skip that one. Going Really, everybody wears no, everyone should.

722
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: Everyone does, right, I always I don't always did. I

723
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 1: always did for you unless I was in a relationship,

724
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: I always did. I would not like I I look

725
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: back and how stupid I was and not demanding them

726
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: every single time. I really empower women to do that

727
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: and to not just let it slide. Literally, I mean

728
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: girls do it all the time. Noah, can you speak

729
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: to this of just like you just you wanted in

730
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: the moment, almost as much as men do. When you

731
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: are stupid enough to put your dick in something that

732
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: you don't know and you go, did I do that?

733
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: It's like you get so horny that you're just like,

734
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: I don't need a condom? Who cares, Noah, or you

735
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: just think that like, oh, well he knows best, so

736
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: he would know to put one on. Yeah, And then

737
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: it's like he doesn't feel awkward bringing it up. Yeah,

738
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: And I know myself doesn't have any diseases, and so

739
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: if he's not putting on a condom, he must not

740
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: have diseases, because otherwise he would protect me from that

741
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: because he cares so much about me, this guy who's drunken.

742
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: I just remember talking to a friend where I had

743
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: for a long time, I just had this idea of

744
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: women never would never choose to hurt you or like

745
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: would never lie to you. So like I remember this

746
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,479
Speaker 1: woman was like, hey, you want to put your mother

747
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: look where'd you get that? She never told me to

748
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: put a condom on, so she couldn't get wet if

749
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: I had an hair on my face. I'm not talking

750
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: about her busy. I'm talking about the wine in her glass. Anyways,

751
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: so so so um the girl was like, hey, do

752
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: you have a condom? And I was like I was

753
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: telling someone this story and I was like, oh, she

754
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: must have thought I had a disease. And they were like, no,

755
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: she might be worried about giving you something. And it

756
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: was like the first time like I ever thought like, oh,

757
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: you're asking me to put a condom on because you

758
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: might have something to give me. I always saw it

759
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: as like, you don't want to get something from me.

760
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's an interesting that I could give

761
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: to a guy. I would not just be like, we're

762
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: a condom. I would tell him what I had, or

763
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: I would just and that's when we stopped getting hard. Well.

764
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: I would not bring up I have herpes in the

765
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: heat of the moment as I'm about to take his

766
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: dick out, Like I would have that conversation probably prior,

767
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: but to say ken, I'd say do you have protection?

768
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: It's like it's like two and a half words. Yeah, protection,

769
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: you can say yeah, protection, it's like two words. It's

770
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: not that hard. Counts again because it feels better without it,

771
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: and you feel like there's something as a woman that

772
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: if you really like a guy and you feel like

773
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: you're asking him to do a thing that you've heard

774
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: over and over guys go condoms, he might like you

775
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: less because you're making him do this thing. It might

776
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: push him away because you're putting. You're saying I don't

777
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: trust you. And women we are operating from our own

778
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: perspectives of like if a guy told us to put

779
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: on I was like, I was like, I need a

780
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: condom to fuck you. We would take that as like

781
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: he doesn't like us. So so if we ask you

782
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: to wear a condom, we think you might think, oh,

783
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: I don't like him, and then you're like, no, but

784
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: I like you so much and I don't want him

785
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: to think that. Noah, Can you speak to any of this, Yes,

786
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: everything that Nikki says I think a lot of girls

787
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: think of. But the thing is when girls don't know,

788
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: and I need to make this clear, is that when

789
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: you have boundaries for yourself, men are so fucking horny

790
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: for it. And I wish we could just fucking drill

791
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: it into girls heads so much sooner that when you

792
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: say a no to things, guys will like it doesn't

793
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: ever fail to not write back to his text to

794
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: play it a little cool. It never else to actually

795
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: go actually, I'm not comfortable with that. I'd rather do

796
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: this like unfortunately it's it never doesn't work, It doesn't

797
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: ever not work. I can't. I can't think of one

798
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: example of a girl giving the guys what they want

799
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: and they like them more than a girl actually doing

800
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: what she wants. Also with condoms specifically, I mean you

801
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: want to guys want to get laid so badly. Literally

802
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: the only I guarantee every woman listening to this, the

803
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: only thought in any man's head if if a girl said,

804
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: do you have a condom? Literally, all our thought would

805
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: be like, oh if they don't have one, oh my god,

806
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: how can I get one right now? Immediately? Absolutely, like

807
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: they're never gonna think whoa, whoa hold on. I think

808
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: we're different, though, Ben, I'm not kidding you. I think

809
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: there's some like younger guys who would go like fuck

810
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: you bitch, like like like there's like some real there

811
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: could be making women feel bad. There could be a

812
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: thing too where you let a guy have sex with

813
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: you without a condom right then the next day he

814
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: goes man, she she let me just suck her raw dogs.

815
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: She he's gonna put He's going to project her being

816
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: at I'm telling you where you're right on it like

817
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: this is. But when you sleep with a guy too soon,

818
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: even if you're someone who doesn't sleep with guys too soon,

819
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: and this guy is different and you've you've only suched

820
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 1: with one guy in your whole life, and you're choosing

821
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: to sleep with this guy on the second date because

822
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: you feel something. There is a part of his brain

823
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: even if he were to know that that goes this

824
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: was pretty easy to get her to do this. I

825
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: don't know if I can trust her outside of me,

826
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: because I'm I don't. I can't believe I got this

827
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: girl to do this. I didn't even do anything. So

828
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: there's a part that he will respect you a little

829
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: bit less. And I know that's hard to hear, and

830
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: that's anti feminist. It's like, but you gotta sometimes you

831
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: gotta fake like you even if you know you trust

832
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: him and you feel like you're ready to do it,

833
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: there's a part of men's psyche that they cannot help

834
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: that make them go, well, that was easy, and so

835
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: she must give this away all the time. There's something

836
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: too also, like when you're in a relationship, you you know,

837
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: you start, you have sex with someone that might just

838
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: be a fling, and you wear a condom, and then

839
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: you have sex more and you work, and then after

840
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: like twenty times, you go, hey, you want to go

841
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: no cond Like there's it's almost like saying I love you.

842
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: The worst a big moment when you're like, let's just

843
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: leave the condom. The worst is when you've had sex

844
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: with someone or you've had sex without a condom, and

845
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: then you decide that you want to not have sex

846
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: with them. To go back. You can go back, you can,

847
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: you can change it up whenever you fucking want to.

848
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: But even my thirty eight year old woman brain still

849
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: has a part of me that goes, I can't I

850
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: can't not fuck him now because I already gave that away.

851
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: I can go back to just dry humping or making

852
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: out or you know, but you can, you can do

853
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: whatever you want. You can also just make up. You

854
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: can also just make up that at your period, and

855
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: that will buy you a whole handful of days. No,

856
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: because then they go, I don't care. Yeah, that's also true.

857
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 1: I will not care is on that that's true? But also,

858
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: can I ask you a question? It's about sex styles too.

859
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: I could use the blood in my penis like a straw,

860
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: like that vacuum thing we're talking the dentist. I will

861
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: tell you before you get to their question. But getting

862
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: having sex on your period when you've just started, there

863
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: is a plunger effect to it of like it gets

864
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: things going and it's like you're so crampy down there

865
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: that it feels so good to have something just like

866
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: get in there. So period sex for me a plaid, Yeah,

867
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: just like it plunges out, it gets out all this

868
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: like I'm here to remove the pen of the blood

869
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: has tissues. I probably have a plunger in my bad

870
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: I think I do. It was on my show a

871
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: pussy pump thing. Okay, Ben, what's your question? Well no,

872
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can follow that. But we were,

873
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: we were, we were. My brain is in eight places

874
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: at the moment. But uh, we were talking about you know,

875
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: sexual styles and chemistry, like do you guys like like

876
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 1: some and it totally isn't an insult of someone's hotness,

877
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: like we said, because it's just about vibes. But like

878
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: one move I always hated was when like you're about

879
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: to go downtown of Chinatown and the girls like I'll

880
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: be right back, and like she'll come out of the

881
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: bathroom naked, like fully naked, or we'll just like take

882
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: off all of her clothes before I'm ready for that

883
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: level like a present. It's like seventies six. It's like

884
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: coming out of the bathroom, like, I don't want seventies sex.

885
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: I'd like to remove her clothes. Let me the two

886
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: I But here's the thing. They're probably going into bathroom

887
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: to freshen up. There your clothes bag on, no, but

888
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: then they're worried about probably putting on the dirty underwear

889
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,919
Speaker 1: that they just sweated in. We'll keep it a little loose.

890
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Girls, they're not gonna care. They're not

891
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: like smelling your underwear, but they're just gonna take them off.

892
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 1: They don't care. They don't care. We gotta go to break.

893
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: We'll come back with more with Ben glee Raps. All right,

894
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: we're back with Ben Gleeb. Check out a special on

895
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: YouTube The Mad King, and it's been so fun with you.

896
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: We are now going to do our segment where we

897
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: get um our listeners voice memos that they send into

898
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: the show. Questions, concerns, comments, compliments. Uh, it runs the gamut.

899
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're gonna play a part in this.

900
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: It's time for fan trax. All right, let's here. Before

901
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: we get to the first voicemail, I just want to

902
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: let everyone know that Ben has other things besides The

903
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: Mad King. He has a Glebe Off the Top, which

904
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: is a virtual show at Nowhere Comedy and people can

905
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: buy tickets for that at ben Gleebe dot com and

906
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: that's on September three. Those are so fun. They are

907
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: Ben has a comedy club in his house and it's

908
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: virtual and you watch on zoom. And Ben does a

909
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: show completely off the top, meaning completely improv and does

910
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: all these characters and interact with people on zoom. If

911
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to interact, you can totally opt out

912
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: of doing that, Like I don't want to discourage because

913
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: some people are like I don't want to be called out.

914
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: But it is so much fun to tune into if

915
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: you don't have anything going on. In September three. Absolutely

916
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: turn it, tune into that is so so fun and

917
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: just wear a shirt. Don't want to interact with bank. Yeah,

918
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: and it is. You know what I can recommend, It's

919
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: a really fun thing to tell your like family, if

920
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: you you know, have family like out of town that

921
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: you haven't seen a while, it's a good way to

922
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: like connect with them and watch something all at once

923
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: that is this unique experience. I think it's fun, like

924
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: if you have family out of town or like lonely,

925
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: you know, moms and dads that don't really know how

926
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: that world works, like it would blow their minds. They

927
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: can download its on Nowhere Comedy Club. Just check it out,

928
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: Zo and just one thought about it too. Just we

929
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: have a bunch of other shows still too, if you

930
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: go to Nowhere Comedy Club dot com. And even if

931
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: that's shows not for you, there's like Paul prevents his

932
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: green rooms coming back and we're doing things you see

933
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: stand up. It's really really fun and it really feels

934
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: like a night out at the club, but in your home,

935
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: so you don't need to get a babysitter, you don't

936
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: need to pay for parking, drink minimums. You can get

937
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: funked up in your own house and I have to

938
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,959
Speaker 1: drive anywhere. It really is fun. We make it feel

939
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: like it's alive night out, one time experience, and it

940
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: just feels like you are a part of something that

941
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: only you are witnessing. It's really special and I really

942
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: can't recommend it enough, especially for people that just have

943
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: social anxiety scared about COVID want to like it's just

944
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: something to do inside, save money and buy tickets to

945
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: go Senior were comedy in the in the safety of

946
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 1: your own home. All right, let's get the fan tracks. Okay,

947
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: I got worried for a second that was in Ben's

948
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: hand when he scratched. Well he does. Oh the angle

949
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: of it really, so Andrew, this message just kind of

950
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: sort of for you. Oh hey, guys, this is one

951
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: of your best teas. Cash. I'm just going to your

952
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: podcast staring from one. I'm oh my god. And um.

953
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: Nikki's comments on Andrew's butthole about how it's a doggy

954
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: door is just cracking me up, especially as it as

955
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: the g I dock. Um um, I am happy to

956
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: give you a complimentary rectal inspection exam. Uh when I

957
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: see you guys. So um offers the love you guys. Uh,

958
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: Jack Randa, would would you do that? That's so nice?

959
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: You can meet me at the Nowhere Comedy Club door.

960
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? Andrew is a lot of

961
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 1: asshole issues runs in his family and walks. It's bad.

962
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: It's the family. What it's a little hand whoa ben

963
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: doc that we'd be able to fit in there? Brown?

964
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: Would you let a fan investigate what's going on back there?

965
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: A g I duck? I mean his name was cash doctor.

966
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: Your doctor cannot be named cash that Jesus Christ. I'm

967
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: cash only when I go on the back door. Oh

968
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: my god, I said, I'm look at my asshole. Let

969
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: me know, Like, where is that credentials with a K? Huh?

970
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 1: The only the only worst name for a gi Dock

971
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: than Cash be Joe White? Why g I? Joe would

972
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: not be the best. I think we gotta put together everything. Okay,

973
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you should like the one yesterday.

974
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was good enough to to

975
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: not be explained, but I like what you said. I

976
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: was crippling, Yeah, crippling stage right. I mean it was

977
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: a leap which I couldn't do back then. I would

978
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: have broken Like, okay, UM know that that's a part

979
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: of the autism. Remember the checklist of things? Oh, I

980
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: don't think you were on that episode. There's this book

981
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: I'm reading called The Divergent Mind about um autism that

982
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: isn't diagnosed in women and one of the things that

983
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: has a hard time understanding jokes. And I know that's

984
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: ironic for me, but I really do often go like

985
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Like I feel like your brain

986
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: is one or the other, like either you're in joke

987
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: mode or you're in serious mode. And if you're in

988
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: serious mode, I can't. You can't. It's like there's like

989
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: a speaking of jokes. I'm so fucking excited this weekend

990
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: because I was supposed to be out of town and

991
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,959
Speaker 1: l a still, but I'm going to be in town

992
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 1: in St. Charles at the Funny Bone. Uh. Dan Mints

993
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: is going to be there, and he's one of my

994
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: favorite joke writers ever and I get to go watch him.

995
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly it's like seeing head Burke. It's

996
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: like it really is. He's as good as head Burke

997
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: I think of writing jokes. It's he's the he's the best.

998
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: He's in my opinion is funny. He's so good and

999
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: he's the voice of Tina on Burgers. He's like the star.

1000
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: But quick, quick thought, I have to share about being neurodivergent. Um,

1001
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: this was a pretty weird moment to have the other day. So,

1002
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: like a couple of months ago, a buddy of mine,

1003
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: he's like the showrunner of a TV show had just

1004
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: sold on like for an ABC sitcom about it and

1005
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: one of the two lead characters is a neurodivergent character,

1006
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: and he had me audition for it. I worked on

1007
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 1: it for like four days. I like studied being neurowed divergent.

1008
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: I've really figured I was great looked in the mirror divergent.

1009
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: I just picture someone like having a venger like skills.

1010
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: He's neurodivergent. Like it sounds very like bad act would

1011
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: really like that analogy. I think it would. But my

1012
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: point being is I did not get the part, even

1013
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: though I felt like I embodied this thing because and

1014
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: so I made a tape and I sent it in

1015
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: and then he said to me it was really great.

1016
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: It was amazing. But we realized we probably should hire

1017
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: someone who actually is neurodivergent, which is great, and that's

1018
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: really nice with them. But then I immediately realized, So

1019
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: now there's just a tape floating around of me pretending

1020
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: to be neurodiver. Yeah, your I Am Sam reject tape.

1021
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: It's just floating around there. We did not hire it.

1022
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You leanto it. You lean into it,

1023
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: and then you get the next show about a neurodiver

1024
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: and everyone will think, you have you watched that new

1025
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: show on Amazon the way I am or the way

1026
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: I see it, or it's it's a Rick Lassman show

1027
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: who Rick Glassman is on the on the spectrum and

1028
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: it's all the cast members are on the spectrum and

1029
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: it's great. It's a great show about like adults living

1030
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: with autism. It's really funny and heartwarming and I really

1031
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: like it. Oh my god, he's so fucking weird in

1032
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: the best way. His podcast is insane. Um. Yeah, he

1033
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: that was a trip doing that podcast. It was there

1034
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: was something I had to take. It's called take your

1035
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: shoes off. You have to take your shoes off when

1036
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: you go to his apartment. He has a lot of

1037
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: things that he needs you to do organize. Yeah, Like,

1038
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: but it's like he's he's special and he's so funny too,

1039
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: Rick Lastman, check out his podcast and his show about

1040
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: people on the Spectrum. Okay, let's get to the next

1041
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 1: and Ben, I really hope to see you on something

1042
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: on TV soon. You're a great actor. Thank you. I

1043
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: would like to have a show on Disney Plus. You

1044
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: can watch me act as an old as a ghost.

1045
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: Uh nine twenties film star died in a fire. They

1046
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: didn't want to cast actual ghosts. They didn't cast actual ghosts.

1047
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: They tried, they tried very hard. The show is called

1048
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: Just Beyond, and that's an anthology series Marl Stein. So

1049
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in episode. I'm on the poster too. I'm

1050
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: like the main ghost in this thing, or one of them.

1051
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: It was really fun to do, and it was it

1052
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: was cool and you'll watch it. It'll you'll you'll, you'll

1053
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: enjoy it and you're not texted back enough women that

1054
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: you've had sex with it. They were like your ghost, Yeah, yeah,

1055
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I did the live research on that. Yeah. Alright, next

1056
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: next fan trax. Okay, so last week we had Chris

1057
00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: on the show Nikki's Boyfriend, and we have some in

1058
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: Chris and alright, so we have not feedback but something learned.

1059
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: I think you're too are really cute together, and I

1060
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: loved listening. Oh my god, I thought that. I thought.

1061
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this person is so weird.

1062
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: Al Right, here's Jamie. Oh my god, Hi, besties. UM,

1063
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm calling in because of Chris's story about the guy

1064
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: at the Jim. He wanted to cut that out and

1065
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. Um Chris on the show

1066
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: was also amazing. I love you guys, I love Chris.

1067
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: I love it all. Anya. UM. I love the story

1068
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: also because something happened to me similar to that. I

1069
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: was parking my car and I was parallel parking, and

1070
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: I guess I got really close to the car in

1071
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: front of me, didn't hit it. The guy gets out

1072
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: and yells at me for getting so close, and I

1073
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: I realize I have one of two options, so I

1074
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: decided to just say, oh, sorry about that. Didn't realize

1075
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: it got so close. He proceeds to yell at me,

1076
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: and I just said sorry about that, have a great night,

1077
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: and walked away. And then the next day I see

1078
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 1: him again and he came up to me and apologized

1079
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: and thanked me for reacting the way that I did. Um,

1080
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: and it just felt really really good. Um. I never

1081
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: saw that guy. I can not like Andrew. I mean Chris,

1082
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: he's the guy at the jim But it's such a

1083
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: good feeling to meet that type of energy with kindness

1084
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: or just what what The other person is not expecting.

1085
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: They're expecting you to react and get a reaction from you. Um,

1086
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: so it's it's nice to give them something else and

1087
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 1: they might actually accept that anyway. I love you guys,

1088
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: don't be And oh my god, I love that story. Yeah.

1089
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: It was about Cris told a story about confronting someone.

1090
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: That someone confronted him at the Jimmy spilt water and

1091
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I guess I'll just clean this up

1092
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,439
Speaker 1: for you. And Chris is like, okay, what the hell?

1093
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 1: And then later on Chris in front of this guy

1094
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: because he was like you know that he he was,

1095
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, enforcing all the rules of the gym, and

1096
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: he saw that this guy had his jim bag out

1097
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: and there's all these signs that say like no jim bag.

1098
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: So Chris days later, so the same guy with his

1099
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: jim bag out and he goes, oh, what does the

1100
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: sign say? And the guy was like, man, I'm sorry,

1101
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: and Chris is like, man, I am too. I don't

1102
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: know why they both like hugged and now their friends

1103
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: and it's just like I love that. The Other day, Um,

1104
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: I was at Starbucks and I was waiting for my

1105
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: order or something was up with it, and the guy

1106
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: was clearly ignoring me. There was no one at the

1107
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: this Starbucks. They were not busy. He was just socializing

1108
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: and not even like doing anything. And I was I

1109
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: had done my mobile order like ten minutes beforehand, and

1110
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: there was no action happening, and so I was just

1111
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: gonna go, oh, did you get it? You know? And

1112
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: I go excuse me, and he ignores me, and I

1113
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: say it a little bit luder. I'm like, excuse me,

1114
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: and he just he literally goes like this, and I go,

1115
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Did I was that rude? What I just did?

1116
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: Or what's going on here? Because he was just and

1117
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: he goes, what I go, you just rolled your eyes?

1118
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: So obviously that was insane. I go, what's going on?

1119
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: Did I Am I being rude? When I'm asking? I go,

1120
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: I just ordered a mobile order. I'm just trying to

1121
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: see where my drink is. I'm I know. This job

1122
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: sucks I'm sorry, he was, and his coworker was laughing

1123
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: so hard because this guy is obviously like such a

1124
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: little like just tired of all these Karen's and really

1125
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: gonna let us have it. And I just called I'm sorry,

1126
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm really embarrassed that I did that.

1127
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry and like apologizing, and it was nice.

1128
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: And then it was and then he was like, can

1129
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: I get you anything else? And I was like, have

1130
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: a good day. I know this job fucking sucks, and

1131
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure that I represented everyone that sucks coming up

1132
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: to you. But it was just a nice moment. But

1133
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: I've never had my eyes rolled at me so hard

1134
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: and ignored twice. It was so rude. Did you ever

1135
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: consider maybe it was a little bit your fault for

1136
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: having ordered a coffee? I know, from a business that

1137
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: make coffee, Think about it. I mean, it's like, this

1138
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: guy's got his day and his own agenda and you're

1139
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 1: sitting there popping an order in I consider that to

1140
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: be on you almost a head raw. And he thought

1141
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: I was not going to call it out, that's the thing,

1142
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: Like he thought I was gonna be a little bit

1143
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: and just take it and go I'm sorry, but I

1144
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: just go, what did I do that warrants this? I

1145
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,959
Speaker 1: really needed to know because I was like, I don't

1146
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, You've you waited before. I mean no,

1147
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: I've just I've done that where someone's ignoring me, and

1148
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 1: I will just not because I don't want that interaction.

1149
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, I guess I'll just go to

1150
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts and you're like, oh, it's been three days

1151
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: later and we're just still standing here. Maybe they can't

1152
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: see me, so you kind of turn and go can

1153
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 1: they And they go, no, they can absolutely see you,

1154
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: and listen. I know customer services aucking terrible job and

1155
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: people treating like ship out there, um, but it's just

1156
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: it's I would I wish that people who work in

1157
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: customer service could. I wish that they could be rude

1158
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: to the customer more like I don't. I know that

1159
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: it is going against what it just said, but I

1160
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: wasn't being rude, but when a customer, because there were

1161
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: a lot of rude customers that he does have to

1162
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: put up with, and but he has to, you know,

1163
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: keep his mouth shut for those and he just had

1164
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: it that day. It was during a lull and he

1165
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: just had a bunch of traffic, a bunch of Karen's

1166
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: coming up, being like, excuse me, I wanted soy and

1167
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: he's like it is soy and she's like, okay, sorry,

1168
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: it just tasted like different. But it's like, okay, well

1169
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: can I have another just in case, like because I'm lactose,

1170
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: And it's like, just don't explain it, bitch. Just so.

1171
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: I wish though, that there was this new shift in

1172
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: customer service where customers sometimes restaurants are so desperate to

1173
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: stay afloat and they rely on customers so much they

1174
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: have to just kiss their ass. It's just it's it's awful.

1175
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: All all customer service should be the style of a

1176
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak shop where they just are allowed to

1177
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: be as rude to you as possible. Yeah, like and

1178
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: it goes back to yes, but it insult you and

1179
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: like hurry up, sir if you want to side salad

1180
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: you a little bit. Like Dick's Last Resort is another

1181
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: place that rude to you. Yeah, that's their theme. But

1182
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: I think that, yeah, I um, I wish that more

1183
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: people could just like talk back to the customers because

1184
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: the customers always right is just a bad is it?

1185
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: Is it called Dick's Last resort because being rude to

1186
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: people is a Dick's last resort. Oh yeah, yeah, Gus

1187
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: dick Is last movie is like, well, just be rude

1188
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: to everybody then about that? But I bet you if

1189
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: I was. Whenever I have a rude waiter, I always

1190
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 1: tip them more because I want them to think. Because

1191
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: I know that they think I'm not going to tip well,

1192
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: I've actually proved them wrong. I've had the words haircuts

1193
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: on my life and company, and I tip them so well,

1194
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: yeah really why? Yeah, I don't know, because I want

1195
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: them to like me because the waitress is rude to me.

1196
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: I think it's that thing of the pretty woman thing

1197
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: where they go, oh, she doesn't have a lot of money,

1198
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 1: she's not even gonna tip me well, and I go,

1199
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: this pitch is rude to me because she thinks that

1200
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tip well, I'm going to prove

1201
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: her wrong by tipping so fucking well. And then it's

1202
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: like what am I taking it? And then she's gonna

1203
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: never have bad reinforcement for that. You should do. You

1204
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: should find the waitress at the table next to you

1205
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: and go, can I give you a hundred dollars right

1206
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: now because I'm carry Jeffers with money to people who

1207
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: seem to do really be good at their job and

1208
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: to award it. Have you seen these people on TikTok

1209
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: They'll give like a thousand dollar tip, but they'll film

1210
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: it and be like, am I going to change? They

1211
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: get off on it. It's all about them. It has

1212
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the tap support it though, still

1213
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: anything that's getting money out there. I mean, I'm trying

1214
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 1: for it back right when the cameras acutely that I'm

1215
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: going to the money that I make off the TikTok?

1216
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: So can I get at least more tattoos on my face?

1217
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: Final thoughts? Next fan Rex Okay, this next one is

1218
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: from Steep, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah and Luigi. I

1219
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: was just responding to I've heard you mentioned several times

1220
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: on the podcast now how you like find out like

1221
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: what come is and what all these like kind of

1222
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: adult things are when you're a kid. And that story

1223
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: specifically sticks out in my mind of Come. When I

1224
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: was maybe a ten or twelve years old, cell phones

1225
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: were just starting to be a thing, and like you know,

1226
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: cost eighty dollars to send a text message and could

1227
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 1: only be like a hundred characters, and and my girlfriend

1228
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: had just gotten phones and we're texting each other. And

1229
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: my mom was super overbearing and always like just really

1230
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: religious growing up and always thought like I was always

1231
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: doing these like nasty, horrible things as like a young kid,

1232
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: and I was so naive. I had no idea what

1233
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: like blow job parties were the bracelets or anything like that.

1234
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend texts me that this boy she was

1235
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: supposed to go on a go out on a date

1236
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: with didn't come, like he didn't show up to the date,

1237
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: but she shortened it to see you M in the

1238
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: text message. And my mom freaked out and was like

1239
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 1: thinking me and my friend were having sex and all

1240
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: this stuff, and I'm like, what are you talking about?

1241
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: It's just like he didn't come and didn't show up.

1242
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: And my mom realized something then explained to me what

1243
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: come was as that just sticks out to me so

1244
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: vividly as a memory. Sorry for this anyways, I love

1245
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: you guys, And Jean did jacket if you seem Nope?

1246
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh that is so sweet? What is sweet? Misunderstanding when

1247
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: kids say filthy things and they don't realize it he

1248
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 1: didn't come, and her mom's like, well, we need to

1249
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: talk about a lot of things. If he didn't, Yeah,

1250
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 1: that reminds me of a horrible one that happened in

1251
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: my childhood. So my mom's Israeli, and I don't speak Hebrew,

1252
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: but I maybe know a few sentences says that I

1253
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: should have remembered. And I had these two Israeli friends

1254
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: in eighth grade, and so I was hanging with them

1255
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,479
Speaker 1: and I asked them to teach me how to say

1256
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: so I could say to my mom, teach me how

1257
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: to say, I want to speak Hebrew. And they made

1258
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: me memorize a phrase, and I went to my mother

1259
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 1: as a thirteen year old boy, and I said no,

1260
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: I said, Aniro says zion, which means which means you

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Speaker 1: know what it means, Yes, you want to say, I

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Speaker 1: didn't hear the last word was what was the last word? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So he um, I want a dick in my butt? Hebrew? Hebrew.

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Speaker 1: They knew I would know the word hebrews threw that

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Speaker 1: on there and my mom because at the end you

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Speaker 1: go like razzl was like hebred And so I made

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Speaker 1: my mom translate it back to me because she was

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Speaker 1: laughing so heart I'm like, what did I just say?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, you said you want to dick And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, God, this was the most mortifying,

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Speaker 1: but maybe not as bad. I think that's how you

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Speaker 1: were coming out of a clock, like you've worked so

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Speaker 1: hard on like you know, he doesn't know a lot

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Speaker 1: of Hebrew, he's just studying, and yeah, this is really heartfelt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like Moses coming down. Oh my, God carved it. But

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Speaker 1: then also one time, one time I had a one

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Speaker 1: night stand with a girl and the next day she

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Speaker 1: texted me something very confusing. She wrote, I know I'll

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Speaker 1: never see you again, but if I do, I'll see

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Speaker 1: you then. And I just wanted to record not with me,

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Speaker 1: she was very poetic, yes and with me, and as

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to write back huh h u h huh,

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Speaker 1: and my phone auto corrected it to HIV and I

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Speaker 1: said it did you should have wrote back? I meant,

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Speaker 1: aids God, budding HIV is like the k of fucking

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Speaker 1: things to get, you know what I mean, Like it's

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Speaker 1: so short yet says so like okay, oh yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: my what did she right back to that? She was

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Speaker 1: like wtf with a million instamation points, which ye, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so sorry. I just meant huh.

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Speaker 1: She's like, are you sure you go? I'm positive? Al Right.

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Speaker 1: That's our show with Ben Gleeb You guys, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening week. But you were such a

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Speaker 1: great guess you'll have to come back. It was too

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Speaker 1: much fun. Check out Ben Special please support him. Uh

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Speaker 1: check out his show off the top of the noword

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Speaker 1: Comedy cloud, follow him on social and check out his

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Speaker 1: But you have a podcast? Yeah, you've been on it

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Speaker 1: my podcast last week on last week on her cover

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Speaker 1: you have her in the last week and it just

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Speaker 1: came back in brand new season. So check awesome. God

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Speaker 1: busiest man one? I mean when does he sleep? Never? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How much did it sleep? Did you get last night?

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Speaker 1: Three hours and forty minutes? Again? Did you nap at all? Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: I did. I napped two and a half hours. But

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Speaker 1: today I can't do that. I've like back. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're going on like six six hours a day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not good. We got We're gonna work on that.

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Speaker 1: We'll check in with you later on. Thank you so much. Ben.

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Speaker 1: We love you so much. Guys have a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: Don't be king check