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Speaker 2: Can I take your order? Am I get a tall child?

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Speaker 2: I had a large black coffee, large black.

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Speaker 3: Cock Do you mean aventy?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I mean a large, He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest

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Speaker 5: Venti is large, no venty is twenty Danny, Yeah, large

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Speaker 5: is large.

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Speaker 1: In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large.

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Speaker 2: Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's

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Speaker 2: also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, were stupid and

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Speaker 2: three language.

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Speaker 4: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.

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Speaker 2: You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 4: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in

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Speaker 4: a fabulous game of trivia for Halsey tickets today, So

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Speaker 4: calls right now if you want to play eight eight

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Speaker 4: eight three four three eight eight eight three four three

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Speaker 4: one O six one. You can also dm us at

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Speaker 4: the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com

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Speaker 4: if you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday I wasn't feeling too great, you know, But today

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Speaker 5: about being an eleven year old just gave me a

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Speaker 5: lot of power.

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Speaker 1: I felt really good.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Victoria beat one yesterday against an eleven year old

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Speaker 4: by a one point.

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Speaker 1: Congratuate. That's still a win, thank you very much. Got

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Speaker 1: to take out the points. But so I got a

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Speaker 1: new trash talk because of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh all right, well here's what you're up against if

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Speaker 2: you want to take on Victoria.

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Speaker 5: Okay, guys, you all think you're all so good, don't

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Speaker 5: you just sitting there all smug, acting like you just

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Speaker 5: all got this in the back.

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Speaker 1: Well, news flash.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you've heard the other day, but

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Speaker 5: i'd been an eleven year old and felt no remorse,

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Speaker 5: just had felt a little bad, but my sassiness and

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Speaker 5: quick wit made it easy to get over.

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Speaker 1: Look.

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Speaker 5: I've been training, preparing manifesting this moment. And while some

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Speaker 5: people might say manifesting isn't real, isn't a real strategy? Sorry,

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Speaker 5: those people lack faith. I believe in victory, and.

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Speaker 1: The belief is powerful. It's a powerful thing. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I what's this way too long?

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Speaker 2: So go ahead lap it up.

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Speaker 5: But when I win, I want a public apology from

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Speaker 5: everyone who doesn't believe I have.

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Speaker 1: A college degree.

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Speaker 5: I want a trophy bigger than a fiefour World Cup

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Speaker 5: and even a dang parade where I can dance to

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Speaker 5: the streets chanting my victory for everyone to hear. All Right,

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Speaker 5: it was a little longer, was really good content.

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Speaker 2: I like it. The FIFA trophy, all right? You verus

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Speaker 2: Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.

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Speaker 3: Weird about your quizzes, Katie? Is that all the work

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Speaker 3: is right and just the answers are wrong. I know

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Speaker 3: that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important

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Speaker 3: thing in the world right now, but you don't have

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Speaker 3: to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

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Speaker 4: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.

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Speaker 4: Your chance to take on Victoria amir is in the

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Speaker 4: most epic game of trivia ever for Halsey. Tickets today,

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Speaker 4: and don't forget, I'm performing this weekend in Olympia. You

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Speaker 4: can get tickets for that if you just go to

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Speaker 4: the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.

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Speaker 4: And I've got a bunch more shows this month, once

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Speaker 4: than ever too, so check them out. But now let's

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Speaker 4: meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria, Mallory.

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Speaker 2: What's up, Mallory? How are you hi?

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good great, Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 4: Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria?

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Speaker 1: I think I do.

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Speaker 4: I know?

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Speaker 1: Have you heard? But I won yesterday, so I'm feeling

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Speaker 1: pretty weight.

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Speaker 6: Did but she was only like eight anything.

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Speaker 2: That was a middle school and she did a good

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Speaker 2: job though she did, she did a really good job.

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Speaker 1: She did.

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Speaker 2: I did it.

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Speaker 4: Here we go, Mallory. We're gonna see Victoria out of

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Speaker 4: the studio. And while she's leaving, the game is played

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Speaker 4: like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many

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Speaker 4: questions as possible. If you don't know when Jess pass

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Speaker 4: and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, are you ready?

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Speaker 6: I am. I'm shaken, but I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Your time starts. Now.

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Speaker 7: What is the term for an angle that is greater

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Speaker 7: than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees?

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Speaker 6: Ooh eighty? I don't know.

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Speaker 7: What is the main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso soup?

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Speaker 6: Mushroom?

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Speaker 1: In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the.

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Speaker 6: Sea beside beside it?

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Speaker 1: What do you call a baby swan?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I got that in. I'll bring Victoria back into

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Speaker 2: the studio.

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Speaker 5: Those are.

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Speaker 2: Mallory.

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Speaker 4: Why Victoria's getting your headphones on and stuff? What's an

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Speaker 4: interesting fact about you? Do you have anything weird that

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Speaker 4: you can do? It's like a weird skill.

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Speaker 6: I mean, so my profession, I'm a mom and a mortician,

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Speaker 6: so a lot of people kind of wo my mortuary

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Speaker 6: is a little weird.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever do you bring your kids on, like

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Speaker 4: bring your kid to workday? Oh?

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Speaker 6: I wish in the middle of the night for removals,

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Speaker 6: just like throw them in a car seat. Why stare here,

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Speaker 6: I'll be right back.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy. I think I've only met one other mortician

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Speaker 4: in my life.

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Speaker 2: That's cool. That's such an interesting job. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 6: Actually, Yeah, I think most of us kind of stay

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Speaker 6: by it because it's such a taboo career choice.

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Speaker 2: Which is weird.

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Speaker 6: It's so rewarding.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so strange that it would be taboo, honestly,

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Speaker 4: because we all need it. Yeah, that's the one thing

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Speaker 4: that literally every person on this planet is going to be.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. I kind of say like if they just kind

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Speaker 6: economics in high school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be a little less scary, definitely. Like I

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Speaker 1: want to look snatched when I'm gone.

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Speaker 2: Like.

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Speaker 6: I do you let me know, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Malory.

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Speaker 4: My goal is when I pass, to be cremated and

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Speaker 4: put into a mister Potato head and then given to

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Speaker 4: my loved ones so that they can change my expression

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Speaker 4: every day so I can still have moods and things

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, has anybody ever done that before him? Have you

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Speaker 2: done that? Just have to make sure it's sealed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've done. Yeah, They've requested some crazy things. But

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Speaker 6: whatever the family needs, we do.

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Speaker 2: What's one of the craziest ones you can think of

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Speaker 2: right now off top of your head.

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Speaker 6: The craziest one would probably be in a beer bottle

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Speaker 6: and then you feel it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cool.

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Speaker 1: You can do a tequila bottle for me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think we do.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: Well, there we go. Let's see if your wind streak

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Speaker 2: of one will be in a tequila bottle. Okay, it's you.

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Speaker 4: I'll got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 4: If you don't know one, just say pass and you

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Speaker 4: have to beat Mallory outright to win, and Victoria or

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Speaker 4: Mallory you can tell Victoria win.

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Speaker 7: Uh, what is the term for an angle that is

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Speaker 7: greater than ninety degrees? But?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: What is the main ingredient in traditional way?

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Speaker 2: Up?

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Speaker 1: Wait, what what do you say next? Maast? Just keep lying?

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Speaker 7: In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?

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Speaker 7: What do you call a baby swan?

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Speaker 1: I swim baby swan?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Next? What's the name of the three headed underworld guard

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Speaker 7: dog in Green mythology?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Pass.

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Speaker 1: What year did the US enter World War two? Forty two?

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Speaker 2: Okay, got that. Let's over there over the scoreboard now

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Speaker 2: and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer

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Speaker 2: Brad Mallory got one correct and Victoria got.

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Speaker 4: To Maloria pressure. Victoria is on fire. Now, yeah, you

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Speaker 4: didn't be Victoria, but you still get Halsey tickets. So

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Speaker 4: thank you for playing.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's awesome, thank.

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Speaker 2: You, Yeah, thank you. All right, let's get the answers

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Speaker 2: now with Nina.

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Speaker 7: The term for an angle that is is greater than

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Speaker 7: ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty is

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Speaker 7: an obtuse angle.

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Speaker 1: God scared me. The main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso.

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Speaker 2: Soup is what? What?

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Speaker 1: What miso paced in Greek mythology?

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Speaker 7: I just started ignoring him once I got it. The

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Speaker 7: god of the sea is decided. A baby swan is

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Speaker 7: a signet? Is that how you say that?

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Speaker 4: Brouh?

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Speaker 7: And then the name of the three headed underwater guard

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Speaker 7: dog is a Cerberus?

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Speaker 1: And then the what am I saying? The US entered

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Speaker 1: World War two in nineteen forty one? Seriously? Oh, you

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Speaker 1: were closed?

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Speaker 2: You were closed?

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Speaker 3: Staying it?

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Speaker 1: I got that one.

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Speaker 2: We still beat me.

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Speaker 6: I thanks.

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Speaker 1: It's basically the only two people she's ever been that

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Speaker 1: at the university.

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Speaker 4: Storia had the same time every single weekday morning. If

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Speaker 4: we want to play Victoria, you can always dm us

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Speaker 4: at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

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Speaker 2: What was the name of that's soup again?

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Speaker 7: Me?

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Speaker 4: So, anyway, your prank happens every single all in the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Your next one is coming up Brett after this, and

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Speaker 4: then right after that.

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Speaker 2: His name is what's trending