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Speaker 1: Ghosting. Ghosting is beautiful. Okay. If you make passionate love

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Speaker 1: to somebody and then you don't call them, you're a

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Speaker 1: fucking dick. Okay, and that goes for women and men.

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Speaker 1: But if you go out with someone and you have

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Speaker 1: a nice conversation, well, no, no, I retract. I disagree

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Speaker 1: with myself. When would ghosting? Ghostings are only good if

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Speaker 1: you're dealing with a stalking situation. Ghostings, you know, if

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Speaker 1: you're dealing with an over text or ghosting is a

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Speaker 1: good idea. Ghosting is Ignore. It is ghosting. Ignore. No,

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Speaker 1: ghosting is go just ignore like permanent ignore. It's an

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Speaker 1: infinity ignore. Um. Yeah, Ghosting is a great tool, but

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Speaker 1: you don't use it. It's not that it's not the

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Speaker 1: first thing you pull out of your damn tool kit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not the hammer and it's not the screwdriver. Ghosting

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Speaker 1: is like that weird thing that like the level paintings like,

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Speaker 1: it's it's a leveling tool, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You've been crazy and you've overtexted, and you've overemoded by text,

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Speaker 1: and you didn't take the signals When I ran out

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Speaker 1: um and then ghost and should be used. But it's

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Speaker 1: a tool, you know, It's not an everyday tool. It's

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Speaker 1: just a tool that should be used. Sometimes talked about

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Speaker 1: swimwear a little, but I want you to know that

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Speaker 1: I launched swimwear because I think that God, you can't

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Speaker 1: use the word slot anymore. I bet, I bet you

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Speaker 1: should it be canceled. I wasn't canceled. It was a

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Speaker 1: word that was going to be canceled soon. The funk

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Speaker 1: It is, all of a sudden, naked is the new clothed.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has to show every orifice, butt, cracked, side, boob, nipple, everything,

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Speaker 1: And I just don't think it's sexy. I don't think

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Speaker 1: don't think you can get pregnant by having a penis

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Speaker 1: inside your elbow, but maybe you can. I just know

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Speaker 1: that all body parts as we know it in this

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Speaker 1: society are not treated equal. Otherwise I could walk I

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Speaker 1: don't wear shoes, while I could walk out without pants.

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Speaker 1: So for some reason, it's the law that you can't

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Speaker 1: be nude. So let's just not find ways to be

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Speaker 1: nude with via clothing. Because because, because, because dental fluss

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Speaker 1: is not a triangle borkini top like two door Rito's

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Speaker 1: and some dental fluss is not a triangle bikini three

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Speaker 1: door ritos and and dental fluss is not a triangle borkini.

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Speaker 1: And that's what people are doing now, Like let me

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Speaker 1: string three quarters to a piece of licorice, and that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be my bikini. It's just it's enough. So it

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Speaker 1: sounds so old. I don't care. My daughter doesn't think

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Speaker 1: it's appropriate. You don't have to show every into your body. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go through my glam. We're gonna go through

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Speaker 1: my TikTok. In case you haven't heard me mention it

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Speaker 1: the first sixteen times, I have a beauty influencer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I became I'm an accidental beauty influencer, but does

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Speaker 1: not get paid. Um, I don't. Brands have now offered

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Speaker 1: me to pay me ahead of time to say something

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Speaker 1: is good. I have declined. Brands have paid two then

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Speaker 1: like boost and repost stuff that I have said already,

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Speaker 1: go for yours, go with God and joy. I have

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Speaker 1: spent thousands of dollars on makeup. I have learned a

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Speaker 1: lot Number one. The things that work work, and we've

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Speaker 1: thought ourselves stupid. The more you know, the more aging

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Speaker 1: it is, the worst it looks. There are simple tips

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Speaker 1: that are important, though you don't need number two. You

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Speaker 1: don't need all the fucking steps. You don't need primer

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Speaker 1: all the steps. Great. You do not need multiple brushes.

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Speaker 1: on I primer is effectively concealed. It's just another excuse

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Speaker 1: do cream products and powder products meeting cream, blush, powdered blush, cream,

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Speaker 1: Lipliner is actually a good thing. Lip Liners effectively contour

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Speaker 1: in your lips. Never realized it, people, is a darker

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Speaker 1: thing with all those bronze or highlighters. They make it

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Speaker 1: like the tin man. You've gotta go easy and you're

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Speaker 1: kind of layering the way a layer a recipe. Like

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Speaker 1: then it tastes like bland food a salt on top,

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Speaker 1: like a chicken breast. You made your chicken, You've cooked chicken,

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Speaker 1: SPF is the most overcrowded fucking space I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: of in my life. Okay, why SPF foundation, basic SPF

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Speaker 1: products they'll say with SPF that's not an SPF because

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Speaker 1: aware an SPF setting, spray, a spray or like may

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Speaker 1: some goddamn bronzer. If you want to. If your lip

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Speaker 1: it out like with the blush, same story, mix it together.

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Speaker 1: Put some powder on top of it. If you want

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Speaker 1: your highlighter to be pink, take your liquor blush and

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Speaker 1: mix it with your highlighter. It's you need so little

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Speaker 1: you'll be shocked. Oh also blushes, high blushes, fucking eyeshadow.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that like blush, highlighter, bronzer, those three items,

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Speaker 1: those could all be your eyeshadow. The highlighter, that cream

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Speaker 1: blush so it ties it together with your cheeks. That's

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Speaker 1: a whole move too. People put a little bronze around

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Speaker 1: I bought so much stuff to find out I don't

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Speaker 1: have I learned? Yeah, I don't even need a pencil eyeline.

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Speaker 1: a scam. And I've tried products, so many products. Where

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Speaker 1: Is vector better? And at last these people saying with

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Speaker 1: These brands are not fucking playing around these elves, these

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Speaker 1: we these wet and wild, these flower these brands, they're

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Speaker 1: not fucking playing games. So everything does everything go back

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Speaker 1: to your basics. I've had a tom Ford cream contour

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Speaker 1: barts storm about years ago. They're the best freaking ones.

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Speaker 1: knew why, I know what it is. How concealer less

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Speaker 1: of schmearing you. Schmar gets streaky. You put powder on

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