1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,599 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But first, nephew, it's 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: time for today. It's a prank phone call. Hold tight 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: here come hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach your Sandra. Hey, 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm fine with this. This is Brian. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: This is Brian. I work with your sister Kiva. We've 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: we've met a couple of times. You've you've come out 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: to Happy Are with us a couple of times. But 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: that's been you just had a baby, right, Oh yeah, 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: well that must have been a long time ago. I 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: sure did just have a baby. This is Brian. Yeah, Brian, congratulations. 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: How many months is it that it's been three months 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: since I've had them? Okay, alright, well congratulations to you. Listen, 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: we um we're putting together a pot luck Christmas party 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: and we wanted to invite you out. Oh okay, is 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: this some kind of surprise or something? Well, you know 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,319 Speaker 1: what I'm My job is to call around since it's 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: a pot luck and make sure we get everybody to 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: bring something. And what I wanted to do is uh, 20 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: I told her she should invite her sister. I'm sure 21 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: your sister I was just saying, you probably haven't been 22 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: able to get out since the baby, and maybe you 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: would want to get out a little bit. Yeah, said 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: that I've been trapped in this house with this baby. 25 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: Oh and he's such a greedy baby. But uh, yeah, 26 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: I'm here a lot. This is like my second child, 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: and I'm telling you he was nothing like the first one. 28 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: But I haven't been out. When is the party. It's 29 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna throw it 30 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: and uh, we're not trying to do anything too late, 31 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early, 32 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: but we're gonna all bring a little something to uh 33 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: contribute to the party, you know, whatever type of food 34 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: or drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach 35 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: out and give you an invitation. I just need to 36 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: see if I can get a babysitter. I haven't had 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: to use the babysitter yet, but I'll try. I'll do 38 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: my best for me. It's my sister and her friends, 39 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: so i'd be glad to come. So you said it's 40 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: it's pot luck. What are y'all bringing? Well, some people 41 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: to bring your finger food. Some people are bringing desserts, uh, 42 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: nachos and things like that. So I guess a little 43 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: bit of everything, and uh, everybody's just in the Christmas spirit. 44 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: We're just gonna have a good time. Well do I 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: need to cook it myself? Or can't I just order 46 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: something to have it delivered or something like that. You know, 47 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 1: I'm fooling with this baby. I can't get too much 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: done while I'm here, but I'd be glad to contribute. Uh. Well, 49 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: actually we're we're interested in getting some egg nogs. Uh yeah, 50 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: I could probably I could send my husband out to 51 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: get some because you know, Advances Food is especialty shop. 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: They make some good homemade egg nogs. I could do 53 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: eggs well. Well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: anything from a specialty shop. We're really particular about having 55 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: good egg nog. We've always had good egg nog every 56 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: year when we throw the big pot luck Christmas party. 57 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: We wanted to see if you didn't mind making some 58 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: egg nog from scratch. But you know, if you if 59 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: you could really really help us out. Uh you know 60 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: you using using the breast milk to do it. Well, 61 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: they make the best milk over there. I know they 62 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: you hold me. Sometimes they use that buttercream milk. You 63 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: know what I should get my aunt to make because 64 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: she got a real good recipe and I know she 65 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: used the best milk. Gay, is I can get how 66 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: to make some? Is that? Okay? Okay? So your mom 67 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: has what kind of milk? My ain't? She makes the 68 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: best eggnog? And I know she was like whole milk 69 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: and butter milk and stuff. That's why I was thinking. 70 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if Kiva told you, but no, no, no, no, 71 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: no no no, we want some breast milk, not the 72 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: best milk. We want breast aren't you breastfeeding? You? You 73 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: say breast as in b R E A s T. 74 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: Breast milk, breast milk. Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait 75 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast milk is for babies. Adults. 76 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: People don't supposed to drink that. If you if you're 77 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: not no infant, you're not suppy to breast milk. Breast 78 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: milk is the best milk. See, So what we was 79 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: trying to do is get get the eggnog made with 80 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: breast milk, and that's what we want. Brian, you said 81 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: your name is Brian. Yeah, I'm Brian. Okay, Brian, you 82 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: must be white because because black folks don't drink that's 83 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: milk that's for babies. Okay. I am not making eggnoggs 84 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is not what you 85 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: get that just for my newborn infants. That sounds nasty, 86 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: UNSTERI why would I do that to other people? Do 87 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: that to have somebody to do? I mean, is that 88 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 1: what you can like pump out two gallons forwards? I mean, 89 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 1: we're just trying what we're about to end this conversation. 90 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: That is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I 91 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: am not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that 92 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: is nasty. Okay, somebody gonna call the health department or 93 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: y'all bringing up milk up there to make some ignog 94 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: What does that? We don't do that. This ain't no 95 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: feet of village with my milks. You you know what 96 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: I mean? I don't. I wasn't trying to offend you. 97 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if if it was something 98 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: that you would do for is you know, maybe you 99 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: could you can squeeze out a couple of gallons and 100 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: we could all I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out 101 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: a table sport a breast up to be donating to 102 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: some Christmas party? Does that? Yeah? You got me. You 103 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: need to tell Keith first of all, I don't know 104 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 1: why keep gave you my number to invite me to 105 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: some because she couldn't have She couldn't have known you're 106 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: gonna ask me to make some damn eggnogg with real breastness. 107 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keiv exactly what 108 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna be 109 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: this much of a of a problem that you would 110 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: have a problem with a couple of gallons so we 111 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: could have a good time with real good milk. Hope, Bryan, 112 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are smarter than that. 113 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: You're calling somebody asking for some breast milk? Who does that? 114 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: What you can do? If you want some eggnog, you 115 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: can stop at the grocery store and get you some 116 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: informal some similar can mix eggnogged yourself if that's what 117 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 1: you choose to do. But my breast milk, you can't 118 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 1: even pay for it? Okay, I don't get down like 119 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 1: that that's some if I ever heard of it YouTube 120 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: and tell you to be call around asking people for milk. 121 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 1: You're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan us 122 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: a little bit of breast milk so we can have 123 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: a great time with some egg nog at the party. 124 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: Breast milk. Okay, you know what, you know what concerning 125 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: you don't worry about. We don't even want you at 126 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 1: the party. If you don't gonna bring the breast milk, 127 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: they don't come to the party. Damn right. I don't 128 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: need to come to your funky party. And you tell 129 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: Kiva this is Steven have her friend called me. I 130 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: am the party coordinator, and Kiva knows that that's and 131 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: I tried to be nice enough to invite you. Offended. 132 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: I am offended. Okay, would you ask your wife or 133 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: your girlfriend or whoever your baby mama is to do 134 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: something like that? Would you expect somebody to ask cock? 135 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: You're disrespecting me asking me for something like that. Okay, 136 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: you know what, Bryan, what is your last name? Because 137 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: I'm failing to remember who you are because I'm sho 138 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: gonna ask, well, Brian, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. 139 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: I didn't really want to tell you my real name, 140 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,119 Speaker 1: so so you playing on the phone name you probably 141 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: don't even know my sister. Who is this? I mean 142 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago. I 143 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: talked to keep you cain't talk to my Kiva because 144 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: this is a I know that too clearly, Okay, but 145 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: I want to go and tell you this here. You 146 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get off my damn phone. That's 147 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. Kiva told me to call because see, 148 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, 149 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: and your sister Kiva got me to prank phone call you. 150 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: You're talking about that nephew tim is on the TV 151 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: in the radio. I just can't be real. You don't 152 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: really me. I'm like who they said, Oh my god, 153 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: are you real? Funny? Okay, I gotta ask you, baby, 154 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show 155 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: in the last The Steve Harvey Morning