Speaker 1: Second, Dad, I've heard of people using the dating app Hinge.
Speaker 1: Anybody here ever, try that one? That's my favorite one.
Speaker 1: What's that one about? I mean like prompt and you
Speaker 1: can see people who like you before you like them.
Speaker 1: You don't have to match personally. But I have met
Speaker 1: people on a similar one called Cringe. You match with
Speaker 1: people based on their belly buttons and you make a
Speaker 1: bunch of moutain noises to try and match them. It's
Speaker 1: not for everybody, That's what I'll say. Come up with
Speaker 1: that in your head. But one of our listeners, Haley,
Speaker 1: apparently met a guy she says, on Hinge, but maybe
Speaker 1: it was Cringe. Haley, which one was it? It was
Speaker 1: on hinge? Okay, she's cringing if this. If this one
Speaker 1: doesn't work out for you, though, you can always turn
Speaker 1: to Cringe. But for now, tell us about the guy
Speaker 1: that you met. What's his name? Well, his name is Stephen, okay,
Speaker 1: and you know he's a really cool guy, a bit nerdy,
Speaker 1: just how like um. And so what really made me
Speaker 1: click on him was that he had said that he
Speaker 1: was a major Harry Potter fan, and I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: good cool, Wow, you can read at a fourth grade level.
Speaker 1: This is one of those fandoms like Star Wars or whatever,
Speaker 1: where you've got to be careful because if you were
Speaker 1: going to declare it, people expect you to know every
Speaker 1: last detail of said franchise. Yeah. See, they don't have
Speaker 1: those types of standards on cringe. Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1: I always think when someone says our Harry Potter fan,
Speaker 1: I'm like, good, we have eight movies we can watch.
Speaker 1: I already had. All right, so you guys match, How
Speaker 1: did it go? Actually meeting him? The actually went great.
Speaker 1: We went for a happy hour and like we instantly clicked.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. We were talking about it,
Speaker 1: and then we talked about other things as well, and
Speaker 1: it was just like it was an instant click. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I think we're all wondering what house are
Speaker 1: you in? I'm in raven cloth. Look at that. She
Speaker 1: was ready with an answer that makes sense. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: know the Hotti cho chang. She's in raven cloth to everyone,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, like I'm a hufflepuff? Are you? Probably?
Speaker 1: But let's not go there, all right, So, I mean
Speaker 1: that's great. It sounds like you guys are clicking at
Speaker 1: happy hour? What else is going on. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean even in happier where we're like intertwining our legs
Speaker 1: together under the table, We're like playing a little leg pretzel.
Speaker 1: I was eating pretzels above the table and making pretzels
Speaker 1: below what okay again exactly? I mean I was gonna ask, like,
Speaker 1: how do you turn a Harry Potter date into a
Speaker 1: sexy date? But apparently you made it happen. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: must say though, like when we stopped having the happy hour,
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't want this date to end.
Speaker 1: But I also remembered that I had to let my
Speaker 1: dog out, like I'm so sorry I have to get
Speaker 1: my dog out. And at least he was nice enough
Speaker 1: to like he came with me to get my dog out,
Speaker 1: all right somewhere else, Yeah, that's my My apartment was
Speaker 1: super close by. So he met my dog Button And okay, Button,
Speaker 1: So my dog Button is never really nice with everybody.
Speaker 1: She's like a little bit crazy, but she was so
Speaker 1: happy to meet him. He had like the best energy.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like Button hated my ex, like she never
Speaker 1: liked my ex. But that was shocking for me, and
Speaker 1: I was like so happy. We took her to the
Speaker 1: park we're chatting a little bit, sitting on the grass,
Speaker 1: letting her run around and as stead of getting dark.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, you know what, if you want,
Speaker 1: you can go to my place again if you drop
Speaker 1: off the dog and like just hang out for a
Speaker 1: little bit longer. And then he said he had to go. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that's understandable. You guys had an extended date.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys spend together to that point?
Speaker 1: Give her take five hours or so? Oh. I was
Speaker 1: like fair enough, But then he told me he had
Speaker 1: some mohere else to go, and he was already running light,
Speaker 1: so I felt bad. Who after all that late night?
Speaker 1: He said he has still had something to do and
Speaker 1: so um he laughed and we still talk, but now
Speaker 1: I feel like that flirtiness has like gone away and
Speaker 1: he's kind of like friend zoned me. But do you
Speaker 1: think he had a date that night? Like he put
Speaker 1: you in the day date right like an early happy hour,
Speaker 1: and then he put somebody else he was maybe more
Speaker 1: attracted to or something. I'm not trying to be mean,
Speaker 1: but like at the night date. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know what happened. Have you tried
Speaker 1: sending him a naughty raven claw pick. See if you
Speaker 1: get a response from that for a little suggestive pretzel action. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I spent like flirtatious text messages to him
Speaker 1: and Stucker, he doesn't respond or he just changed it
Speaker 1: from not flirtatious enough from the sound of it. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a song and you go back. You
Speaker 1: go google suggestive pretzel. No, look up suggestive pretzel and
Speaker 1: see what you find and it might help you, because
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back, and then he will call Stephen
Speaker 1: for you and try and get you your second date
Speaker 1: up dato. Okay, all right, thank you so much. All right, second,
Speaker 1: there's nothing more sexy than meeting up at a random
Speaker 1: bar with a fellow Harry Potter. Hand Really, Haley said
Speaker 1: that while the drinks were flowing on top of the table,
Speaker 1: their legs were intertwining below, and she didn't say explicitly
Speaker 1: that she brushed his wand but I'm as booming by
Speaker 1: the giddiness in her voice that she at least wanted
Speaker 1: to Hailey confirm or deny confirm. I would think that
Speaker 1: the dude would want to call it a broom before
Speaker 1: a walk guys, the interesting part about this whole thing
Speaker 1: is the date didn't end at the bark. They kept
Speaker 1: it going and even took her dog, Buttons out on
Speaker 1: a walk through the park. Buttons Button and they when
Speaker 1: I walked through the park hung out there a little while.
Speaker 1: But afterwards the romances kind of run dry, like a
Speaker 1: bowl full of salty what Brooks. Yeah, like eight thousand
Speaker 1: metaphors that Jeffrey uses in one set. Got to keep up. So, Haley,
Speaker 1: I'm really curious because most guys don't friend zone. That's
Speaker 1: just not in the game plan for most of us.
Speaker 1: But we'll find out what his deal is. You ready
Speaker 1: to call him? Yeah, definitely, no respect. I'm ready. I
Speaker 1: need to know. It's it's hard to imagine that a
Speaker 1: dude who's declaring his love for Harry Potter is getting
Speaker 1: tons of options. But maybe I'm wrong. I think it's
Speaker 1: a new love language. Now, I guess. I guess we'll
Speaker 1: find out. Let's give him a call and see what
Speaker 1: he has to say. Here we go, Hello and Guardian
Speaker 1: Loviosa always floating right now? Yeah? Hello? Yeah? Hello? Hey,
Speaker 1: is this is this Stephen Luminos? Yeah? You know a lot,
Speaker 1: I really do Steven. I'm sorry for all the confusion here.
Speaker 1: We're calling you from a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're hoping you have a second
Speaker 1: to talk to us. Please don't expel Eamus on us. Okay, okay, Well, um,
Speaker 1: contest or something maybe you know. I wouldn't call it
Speaker 1: a contest, but it is an opportunity to possibly go
Speaker 1: out on a date with a really cool girl. Can
Speaker 1: I see a picture of her? What is I don't Well,
Speaker 1: you've already been out on a date with this woman.
Speaker 1: Her name's Haley. Oh oh oh wow. This is like
Speaker 1: one of those talk about the date. That's exactly what
Speaker 1: this is. Yeah, second date update. Haley sounded like she
Speaker 1: really had a great time with you. It sounded like
Speaker 1: an awesome date. Honestly. Yeah, I mean that that's the
Speaker 1: whole reason that we're talking about all the you know,
Speaker 1: spells and charms and stuff, because she mentioned your Harry
Speaker 1: Potter fan and no, she's we're both fans. Like, we
Speaker 1: had a great we had a good time. It was
Speaker 1: she's a bigger fan than me. But I was finally
Speaker 1: talked a lot about it. Yeah, I mean she described
Speaker 1: it as a good time too, which is why she's
Speaker 1: so confused why afterwards things seemed to have cooled off
Speaker 1: a little bit. Is she reading that right the cool
Speaker 1: off part? Dum? Yeah, okay, yeah, so I guess okay, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole point of the segment is to try and
Speaker 1: help Haley understand why the cool off happened, because she
Speaker 1: has no idea. Okay, so what do you guys, like
Speaker 1: report factor or something? Yeah, pretty much, just help her
Speaker 1: understand what's going on so she can have a little
Speaker 1: bit of closure and move on. Or what she would
Speaker 1: like is to see you again. So you think you
Speaker 1: could help us give her a little bit of clarity? Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: It was a fun day. It was great. It was long.
Speaker 1: It was almost four hours. Yeah, I mean I was
Speaker 1: even thinking, we have a lot in common. This could
Speaker 1: be great. I can see the future potentially. I could
Speaker 1: tell from the excitement what I mean, what change? Was
Speaker 1: there a specific moment or was it just an overall
Speaker 1: vibe for you? Yeah, no, it was pretty specific, I
Speaker 1: would say it was. It happened at the park, so
Speaker 1: like we were there with her dog. She kept saying
Speaker 1: how much her dog liked man. That was not normal, right, dude,
Speaker 1: that's a huge compliment. Yeah. No, her I liked her dog.
Speaker 1: Button was cute and sweet. Um No. The thing was,
Speaker 1: she bought dog treats for her dog and then she
Speaker 1: kind of casually just started snacking on them, like I
Speaker 1: to herself, thought me, she's gonna do that like one time,
Speaker 1: like the dog thought it was cute or something. And
Speaker 1: then she did it like a few more times and
Speaker 1: like dog biscuits. Yeah, like one for Button, one for
Speaker 1: her her human treats that she was giving to her dog.
Speaker 1: It was a bag. No, no, it was a bag.
Speaker 1: That's it's a dog treat of a dog on the front. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1: And she didn't she didn't acknowledge it. She like the
Speaker 1: only thing, the only time she acknowledged it was which's like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm getting thirsty, and I bet. Yeah, that's what I thought,
Speaker 1: Like I'll bet. And then she said, come on, Button,
Speaker 1: and they went over to the dog mountain like where
Speaker 1: the dogs are playing around around. Yeah, they both drank
Speaker 1: the water from the dog at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: together but like kind of together. Yeah. Okay. I was
Speaker 1: at a point where I'm like, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're overdeed. I mean, right, with the treats with the
Speaker 1: water too, and then that's where you draw the line. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I mean I was pretty grossed out, but then
Speaker 1: after the fountain out, it's like we're on a different
Speaker 1: level of what is normal what is not. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: now I can kind of see what you're saying. But
Speaker 1: I wonder if Hayley feels the same way as you,
Speaker 1: because she's on the other line listening. I think she's
Speaker 1: listening and she needs to talk to you. Yeah. Hi, um, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're totally making its sound horrible and it's totally not. Um.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah, you know part of it because
Speaker 1: like Steve and I honestly wish you would have said
Speaker 1: something about it. And FYI, these dog treats are organic
Speaker 1: and they're actually advertised for safe for human consumption. That
Speaker 1: was just like whatever it tastes like beef jerky's. I
Speaker 1: think that that is usually it's usually just put on there,
Speaker 1: so like you don't call poison control if you, you know,
Speaker 1: accidentally swallow ones. They not advertise for not telling top
Speaker 1: your pasta with. Yeah. Yeah, there's like commercials of someone
Speaker 1: eating the dog tree whatever. It's like safe organic treats.
Speaker 1: I think regular TV or on some Ukrainians. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: should just try it. I'm okay, well you said beef jerky,
Speaker 1: but I could have sworn the label said beef and crazy. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I can actually I oh no, here we got animals
Speaker 1: in time when my dog doesn't finish the dog bowl
Speaker 1: to date, and he maybe ate some of those big strips.
Speaker 1: Did say, not as a normal thing, just a full
Speaker 1: of times. Yeah, but I like, why would you like?
Speaker 1: I just picture you down on all four set a
Speaker 1: dog drinking about with your head under the water or
Speaker 1: the same though I'm not drinking out of a dog
Speaker 1: bowl or anything like that. It's just like a water fountain,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's the water's high enough. I'm not
Speaker 1: touching it with my lips or anything. It's just water. Okay, Stephen,
Speaker 1: You're you're staying awfully quiet for this whole thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're hearing her explanations. As I said at the beginning
Speaker 1: of like button and I got along good. I'm a
Speaker 1: dog person and that's not normal to me. So I
Speaker 1: would just recommend in the future that you just acknowledge it,
Speaker 1: because it's not like a normal Steven. I feel like
Speaker 1: you're coming off just a little bit judgy here, like
Speaker 1: if they went to the same dog groomer. Like I'm
Speaker 1: being put on a you want it? Like this is
Speaker 1: my feeling, Like it's fine, it's fine, Stephen. We're just
Speaker 1: asking if, like maybe, after you heard Haley's explanation, that
Speaker 1: maybe you can open the window a little bit for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: open the doggy door to love and let it come in,
Speaker 1: because we'd like to send you out on another date.
Speaker 1: We will pay for that date between you and Haley.
Speaker 1: Come on, who wants a date? I mean, I had
Speaker 1: a great time on our first date. I guess I'll
Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, And she's able
Speaker 1: to learn from her mistakes, and she won't drink out
Speaker 1: of the dog bulls anymore, at least not in front
Speaker 1: of you. I have been a dog ball. I already
Speaker 1: explained with the deal. But it sounds like, okay, it
Speaker 1: sounds like maybe Stephen, you you're willing to give her
Speaker 1: another shot. Haley? Are you still interested? Well? You know
Speaker 1: I am. I think you're an awesome guy, Stephen, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm totally down. Wait a second, is this too Harry
Speaker 1: potterheads casting a little wing Guardian love Yosa spell The
Speaker 1: Magic back K nine is sexiamas No, I gotta look
Speaker 1: up my spell. Yeah yeah, go back to the bus.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.