Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of post
Speaker 1: birtha Boar trend. My name is Jack, and I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined by wonderful guest co host. How's it going,
Speaker 1: I'm up here, you're down there? Nine to eleven? That
Speaker 1: makes sense to you tomorrow or if you've seen.
Speaker 2: The yesterday, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Seen the You pissed off god? Now see what he's
Speaker 1: got nine eleven. You just search the internet. Just search
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, people, don't make us do all the
Speaker 1: work for you. My name is Jack. That is Poulivia.
Speaker 1: I've already said that, but I'm gonna say it again
Speaker 1: because you may be a goldfit. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Tell him who we are, Jack, that's right. I love
Speaker 2: what your name is.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 2: I can just do a Biden impression.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you Jack, Biden's like been kind of charming,
Speaker 1: you know now that we don't need to worry about
Speaker 1: whether he could possibly have a brain capable of being president.
Speaker 1: He of course we talked about on yesterday's trending. I
Speaker 1: think that he said, ah, yeah, man, like the debates
Speaker 1: tonight tomorrow, I'm going to do nine to eleven, and
Speaker 1: then he had an interaction with a Trump supporter. That
Speaker 1: was like just two old guys having a good old fashioned,
Speaker 1: grizzled old guy off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Anyways, and he put on a Trump hat and people
Speaker 1: are like, hey, ad met it, he's Trump. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they thought he was admitting to.
Speaker 2: But why did he put on a Trump hat?
Speaker 1: The guy had a Trump hat, and they were they
Speaker 1: were just like flirting with each other in the way
Speaker 1: that old men who don't realize they're flirting with each
Speaker 1: other can sometimes do.
Speaker 2: This is like, ugh, that's like, I'm sorry, that is
Speaker 2: not that is not driving to me. I'm like, that
Speaker 2: is like old white men co signing whatever in the
Speaker 2: moment for comfortability. But I will say I did see
Speaker 2: a tweet about how he's become like funnier and like
Speaker 2: more loose or whatever. Yeah, and they were like, this
Speaker 2: is what happens when you know you're quitting. You just
Speaker 2: have a good time. Just you're just in your senior
Speaker 2: year senioritis.
Speaker 1: Lame duck, more like really cool duck. Anyways, and that
Speaker 1: was a funny thing that I said. Anyways, all right,
Speaker 1: so Donald Trump has said he will not debate Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris again. Oh that's right. We are undecided on this
Speaker 1: podcast to the degree that we don't even know who
Speaker 1: the candidates are. Who is that?
Speaker 2: What's a Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: What's that? What's a Donald What's a Donald Trump? He
Speaker 1: he said he's not going to debate Kamala Harris again.
Speaker 2: He didn't the first time. Really honestly just got owned.
Speaker 1: It's wild because he only has one like explanation for
Speaker 1: why he's not going to debater her again. And his
Speaker 1: argument is and this is clearly testing well with his
Speaker 1: inner circle. I can't imagine it's testing well with anybody else.
Speaker 1: But only the loser in a boxing match asks for
Speaker 1: a rematch. But first of all, there was like a
Speaker 1: planned next debate. Second of all, everybody, literally everybody thinks
Speaker 1: you lost the first debate except for you, like RFK Junior,
Speaker 1: who is like a guy interviewing for a job with
Speaker 1: you and actively supporting you and like campaigning on your
Speaker 1: behalf in Swing States. Is is like, well, yeah, he
Speaker 1: clearly lost and did not do a good job in
Speaker 1: that debate.
Speaker 2: But RFK Junior actually goes by them pronoun It's not
Speaker 2: because they're non binary, but because of the warmon they're yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, and I do apologize. It is a plural that
Speaker 1: so anyways, I don't know. It doesn't seem like a
Speaker 1: great line of argument for uh for my money, But again,
Speaker 1: I am an undecided voter, So what do I know?
Speaker 1: Literally nothing. I know nothing because it helps me.
Speaker 2: Stay under with Jack Snow.
Speaker 1: I'm Jack Snow Baby.
Speaker 2: I think it's fun that Trump is like, if I
Speaker 2: don't want to do this, it's because they're a loser.
Speaker 2: I also have that attitude, and I will be henceforth
Speaker 2: going forward and doing whatever I want and just calling
Speaker 2: you a loser if I don't want to do it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's such a change for him, like him and just
Speaker 1: owning his space and just saying, you know, I'm going
Speaker 1: to do whatever I want. Finally, let Trump be Trump.
Speaker 1: You know, for the first time.
Speaker 2: There was a tweet that said he would be like
Speaker 2: during the debate, they were like he would be the
Speaker 2: messiest real housewife, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: he would be so good as a house like he
Speaker 2: literally just put him on, put him in this encapsulated
Speaker 2: area and just make him be messy. Like he would
Speaker 2: have been such a beloved figure if he If he
Speaker 2: didn't do like racism and sexism and assault and all
Speaker 2: of that stuff. But then also was just a real housewife.
Speaker 2: You know, like, if that's the version of Trump we got,
Speaker 2: it could be somebody that we really loved. He wasn't
Speaker 2: in charge of anything.
Speaker 1: He right, No, he's just such a caddy bitch, like
Speaker 1: he is much shit. That is what his energy is.
Speaker 1: So some people are noticing that. Laura Lumer. So there
Speaker 1: was this profile of Laura Lumer I think in The
Speaker 1: New Yorker. It was like kind of a long read.
Speaker 1: It was one of those longreads that has exactly zero information,
Speaker 1: but it was kind of fascinating to follow. Laura Lumer
Speaker 1: noted racist, conspiracy theorist, and Maga I read, and as.
Speaker 2: A tweet I read said also Jigsaw impressionist.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, has has had a lot of work that
Speaker 1: is taking me into a very uncanny Yeah, an uncanny place.
Speaker 1: But she, like in this profile, she's like just constantly
Speaker 1: like trying to get on Trump's calendar. Just fully devoted
Speaker 1: and like focused on finding ways to get near Trump,
Speaker 1: Like that's her focus twenty four hours a day. And
Speaker 1: she's like promising this reporter. She's like, yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get to see me. I'm gonna like hang out with him,
Speaker 1: and then towards the end she's like, Okay, so maybe
Speaker 1: it didn't happen this time, but we're really close and
Speaker 1: he just like doesn't like you, so fuck off. Anyways,
Speaker 1: she has entered the entourage. She was on his plane
Speaker 1: that landed in Philly for the debate, and it has
Speaker 1: been traveling with him recently. People are analyzing their body
Speaker 1: language went together, like he put his arm around her
Speaker 1: lower back, and so she recently said something wildly racist
Speaker 1: where she said she I guess tweeted that if Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris wins the presidential election, quote, the White House will
Speaker 1: smell like curry and White House speeches will be facilitated
Speaker 1: via a call center.
Speaker 2: And is delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's going to smell great.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that the WiFi is going to be
Speaker 2: high speed?
Speaker 1: Because this time, you know, to the point that, like,
Speaker 1: so there is now a stupid feud between her and
Speaker 1: I mean, there's been a feud between her and Marjorie
Speaker 1: Taylor Green where Marjorie Taylor Green in the most recent
Speaker 1: back and forth like told her to take that down
Speaker 1: and was like, that's racist. That's not helping. And Laura
Speaker 1: Lumer is like, you're not racist enough. Essentially, so big
Speaker 1: news in the world of mega brainworms.
Speaker 2: At alex Or Alex Cole at ac news CIDs posted
Speaker 2: girls girls, Girls, don't argue you're both racists.
Speaker 1: Also, just a quote, like we've been covering the debate
Speaker 1: for a while, I do just love this quote that
Speaker 1: I had forgotten about. Kamala Harris pointed out that the
Speaker 1: military leaders who worked with him were none too impressed.
Speaker 1: I think she used the word disgrace. And Trump's counter
Speaker 1: was Victor Orbon one of the most respective men. They
Speaker 1: called him a strong man. He's a tough person, smart,
Speaker 1: Prime Minister of Hungary. They said, why is the whole
Speaker 1: world blowing up? He said, because you need Trump back
Speaker 1: as president. So he takes strong man as a comp
Speaker 1: like he just can't process that as anything other than
Speaker 1: a compliment.
Speaker 2: This is like when he thought asylum meant insane as yeah,
Speaker 2: like the visas or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it is true that I am am a
Speaker 1: strong man and will be strong man. Look at my muscles,
Speaker 1: arms like as Miles Gray says, arms like Christmas hams.
Speaker 2: Anyways, isn't Victor orbon like fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, true, like just a not enjoyed on
Speaker 1: the international level by any people who are paying any
Speaker 1: sort of attention. But it's just this the Lumer thing.
Speaker 1: It's anybody who is willing to compliment him can make
Speaker 1: him do whatever the fuck they want. It is wild
Speaker 1: that he has any chance of having access to power,
Speaker 1: let alone a coin flip chance of having access to
Speaker 1: the nuclear codes. Again, because he is the most easily
Speaker 1: manipulatable human that I I've ever seen in the public eye.
Speaker 2: I wanted a felon as president, but not like this,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I wanted a bad boy.
Speaker 2: Well, I also wanted someone who would advocate for like
Speaker 2: human rights from that perspective. Yeah, but not like this.
Speaker 2: This is what I wanted, Not.
Speaker 1: Like this, Not like this, America. Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back, and we're back. Jd Vance continuing to
Speaker 1: kill it. He went on CNBC, and people are starting
Speaker 1: to point out that immigration is good for economy, like
Speaker 1: at least on CNBC the Economy channel. They're like, so
Speaker 1: some point out that immigration is the greatest thing for
Speaker 1: America's economy and has been for literal centuries and JDVA
Speaker 1: and said, if that was true, America would be the
Speaker 1: most prosperous country in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh no, honey, baby, sweetie, you are not doing okay, sweetie,
Speaker 2: you are not doing amazing honey.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, he's not not killing it. Also, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, also another update from Trump's entourage, but this
Speaker 1: is actually somebody who is outside of his entourage, and
Speaker 1: that is Milania Trump didn't show up to the debate,
Speaker 1: doesn't say. You know, Laura Lumer is like her body double.
Speaker 1: You know, she's just like standing in for her at
Speaker 1: this point. But that's because, okay, people need to chill out.
Speaker 1: Because she is promoting a book that comes out in
Speaker 1: just a week and a half. It's already been making headlines.
Speaker 2: It's called Becoming by Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1: But it has a picture of Milania Trump on it.
Speaker 1: The cover art was unveiled and it was plagiarized. The
Speaker 1: cover of the book is just the cover of the
Speaker 1: Chanel book Catwalk Chanel Catwalk, but with Malania written in
Speaker 1: the exact same font in the exact same way on black. Yes,
Speaker 1: so amazing work by them. And then she's been dropping
Speaker 1: weird promo videos with excerpts from the book. One raised
Speaker 1: eyebrows for complaining that her quality of life has been
Speaker 1: affected by Biden because of the rising cost of food
Speaker 1: and gasoline. I'm sure she's really feeling it at the pump.
Speaker 1: She's definitely pumping her own gas and just feeling the
Speaker 1: stress we all feel as the cost goes up and
Speaker 1: up and up as you're filling your tank.
Speaker 2: Wait, her instagram is so weird. It is such a strange,
Speaker 2: like product pushing, but also like an Ond's Instagram, and
Speaker 2: also like racist Instagram, which I guess could be some
Speaker 2: people's aunties.
Speaker 1: Yes. She also released an excerpt that implies that the
Speaker 1: attempted assassination on Donald Trump was part of a democratic
Speaker 1: conspiracy and they.
Speaker 2: Didn't do it like she asked them to, and therefore
Speaker 2: they fucked They didn't complete the fucking job.
Speaker 1: She says, why didn't law enforcement officials arrest the shooter
Speaker 1: before the speech? There is definitely more to this story
Speaker 1: and we need to uncover the truth, which is also
Speaker 1: so the fact that she's saying it is. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I hadn't realized this, but in twenty eleven,
Speaker 1: like before everything went to hell, she came on the
Speaker 1: view and was like doing birth rhythm. Shit. She was like,
Speaker 1: I just think people want to see Obama's birth certificate,
Speaker 1: and Joy Behar was like, it's out, Like this is sorry,
Speaker 1: this is twenty eleven. It's out because your husband said
Speaker 1: all that wild bullshit. It's been released and we've all
Speaker 1: seen it. And she was like, still, I just think
Speaker 1: he needs to release it. So anyways, she is not
Speaker 1: a stranger to her husband's bullshit conspiracy theories. It is
Speaker 1: a little troubling that he seems to be pushing this
Speaker 1: more and more with the idea that that was an
Speaker 1: act of war essentially against him. Feels headed in a
Speaker 1: bad direction. I don't know. Listen, we're at eleven.
Speaker 2: If Democrats we're going to shoot the president, we would
Speaker 2: have missed harder. Okay, we would have even gotten the ear.
Speaker 2: We don't know how to use guns, and we're scared.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyways, we can't wait to get this coffee table
Speaker 1: book and read every word. I can't imagine and it's
Speaker 1: not wonderful.
Speaker 2: It's all just enough to ease.
Speaker 1: And then in the segment that we always do around
Speaker 1: this time, we have bon Jovi News Fun Jovi report.
Speaker 1: So bon Jovi once again making headlines for helping to talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the very one and only John j O n b
Speaker 1: O n Jove helped talk a distressed woman off the
Speaker 1: edge of a bridge in Nashville. Apparently he was just
Speaker 1: walking by making a music video at the time. He's
Speaker 1: never not, by the way, making a music video. He's
Speaker 1: just walking through a perpetual music video. He engaged her
Speaker 1: in conversation, helped her to safety, then gave her a
Speaker 1: long hug and yeah he can in.
Speaker 2: The middle of the bridge. He was like, whoa halfway there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, be careful, this bridge is slippery. Well
Speaker 1: wet the name of the album with Living on a
Speaker 1: Prayer on it. But there. Yeah, there's like CCTV footage
Speaker 1: of the encounter.
Speaker 2: I love the CCTV footage because his hair, Like you
Speaker 2: look at the person that's standing there and you look
Speaker 2: at him and you're like, that is one hundred percent
Speaker 2: bon Jovi because of his hair, Like that is that
Speaker 2: couldn't be anybody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's no longer he no longer has the short hair, right.
Speaker 2: No, it's like it's the spikiness of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so jbj out here I'm going to give
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt and say that it was not
Speaker 1: just like a piece of buzz marketing by them to
Speaker 1: just be like, hey, could you stand here for just
Speaker 1: one second?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I think it's also sad because there are she's standing outside.
Speaker 2: It's really sad. She's standing like on the outside of
Speaker 2: the bridge, like clearly going to jump, and like people
Speaker 2: just walk past her until bon Jovi like walks over. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like really sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah bon Jovi. He kind of has got that energy
Speaker 1: about him. I feel like that, like he might be
Speaker 1: one of those celebrities who's just lived a charmed enough
Speaker 1: existence that he just kind of floats through life and
Speaker 1: probably probably does cool things for people every once in
Speaker 1: a while. So shouts out to John bon Jovi. Finally,
Speaker 1: USA Today has released it's eagerly anticipated Halloween costume idea
Speaker 1: trends Now that I've never looked at this before. The
Speaker 1: list is pretty uninspired, but we do like to look
Speaker 1: at Halloween costume trends. They got a lot of Beetles juice.
Speaker 1: They got a lot of Ghostbusters, which I can't did
Speaker 1: that movie hit hard enough?
Speaker 2: That was a movie this year?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ghostbusters? The Ice One.
Speaker 2: I missed it. I missed all of it.
Speaker 1: Wicked Witches. I could see that epul and Wolverine probably
Speaker 1: gonna be everywhere. The Descendants. I'm sorry, Clooney movie.
Speaker 2: Did you miss? Did you miss Raygun? Because you're gonna
Speaker 2: be Raygun for Halloween? Is that why you skipped over there? Now?
Speaker 1: Raygun's at the bottom of the list. Uh, And I
Speaker 1: think is the one good one.
Speaker 2: I think you have to be Raygun and then your
Speaker 2: wife can be her husband, and then your kids can
Speaker 2: be like the break dancing the iconic or the husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah, just me humiliating myself
Speaker 1: for my wife and kids, which is kind of kind
Speaker 1: of a I thought.
Speaker 2: She was your icon I'm sorry, Ragun.
Speaker 1: Do you know what you're gonna do this year? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I want to do on like a couples thing which
Speaker 2: I keep, and I don't know what it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: So if you have any ideas, message me, but no
Speaker 2: pictures because I won't open that.
Speaker 1: And message me all the pictures that.
Speaker 2: You can't say because you're not gonna send Jack's hungry
Speaker 2: for the picture.
Speaker 1: No, no god I will say is open your pictures? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think we might actually just it's totally dependent
Speaker 1: on like what movie my kids are into at the moment,
Speaker 1: and at this moment, we are into the highly topical
Speaker 1: and of the moment Men in Black.
Speaker 2: I did watch that again recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2: It is what's his face? Who played the villain? Oh
Speaker 2: my god? Why am I saying? What's his face? Vincentnofrio.
Speaker 2: He's one of my favorite actors. I love him so much,
Speaker 2: and he was such a good villain.
Speaker 1: He's so good in that movie, like one of the
Speaker 1: all time. I remember at the time just being like,
Speaker 1: that's fun, but like the more you watch it, the
Speaker 1: more it's just like holy shit.
Speaker 2: You're like he's playing a bag of cockroaches, Like how
Speaker 2: the fuck he's playing his skin suit over and he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'll do that's crazy, Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 1: Do it, and I'll absolutely nail it. Sugar Water. Sugar
Speaker 1: Water just better. Then he like pulls his face back
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: I've loved him in everything. He's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really good. Like I will watch is he
Speaker 1: CSI or Law and Order? He's like Law and Order
Speaker 1: and I for You's for You? And I watched so
Speaker 1: much of it just because of him.
Speaker 2: And he was in He was in a movie with
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts, the Pizza movie What is It?
Speaker 1: Mystic Pizza?
Speaker 2: Mystic Pizza? He was in he was was he k
Speaker 2: not king? Who he was in? Like Hot the Hawkeye series.
Speaker 2: He played a villain there he was. So he's just
Speaker 2: been in so many things and he kills it in
Speaker 2: like everything.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he's sixty five years old. That's wild. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize he was the same like that of that era. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure of him. On his Wikipedia page, I'm like, who
Speaker 1: who is this elderly man?
Speaker 2: Jeez? And I still have a crush on him.
Speaker 1: He's a fine actor, a fine actor, fine whose name
Speaker 1: is never spelled the way I think it is a
Speaker 1: shout out to a fellow person who has an apostrophe
Speaker 1: in their last name and it probably annoys them all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Did you think it was Vincent Donafrio?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought it was da Space Capital Noafrio, but
Speaker 1: like a Forrio, ma amazing, pallaviganal and thank you so
Speaker 1: much for joining, Oh God, thank you. Miles is not
Speaker 1: feeling well. Where can people find you? Follow you all
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: There you go. Great advice from a great co host
Speaker 1: that is going to do it for us on this
Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with the whole last
Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,