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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: I mean in the morning or the afternoon or whenever,

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Speaker 2: because we're in podcast form now, it's yeah, Brook.

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey the Whinever. I like it. I like it,

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Speaker 1: and the whole show is happening right now.

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Speaker 3: I know Brooke doesn't want to hear this. Oh what

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Speaker 3: maybe she does and is finally ready to move on

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Speaker 3: from Halloween. But America's favorite cookie has decided to embrace

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Speaker 3: the holiday season extra early this year.

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Speaker 1: Christmas what is it?

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Speaker 3: They've a contest that already started back on November first,

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Speaker 3: where they're encouraging Oreo fans to join them on their

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Speaker 3: mission to deck the halls inside and out as a PAF.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm kind of ready to decorate early.

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Speaker 2: I know that's weird for me, but it's like it

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Speaker 2: happens so quick and then suddenly you're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it's over.

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Speaker 1: Sty Christmas the Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it's Christmas at Starbucks election, that means Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe they qualify for this because they're given one

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Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars in prizes to one hundred festive fans

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Speaker 3: who are willing to decorate their homes before Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Do you have to start? Do you have

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Speaker 1: to decorate with Oreo? There's got to be somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully you do have some blue and black and white

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Speaker 3: decorations in there somewhere, since those are Oreo colors. Okay,

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Speaker 3: but once you're done, just follow Oreo on Instagram and

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Speaker 3: send them a picture of your festive decorated home with

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Speaker 3: the hashtag Oreo Sweepstakes. Their example has Oreo wallpaper all over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If you're chosen as a winner, you'll get a thousand

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Speaker 3: bucks plus a big Oreo shaped sign that says h

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Speaker 3: O A on it, which stands for Holiday Oreo Alliance,

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Speaker 3: the only h.

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Speaker 1: Anyone likes Gonna a minute.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's interesting to brand yourself as an h

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Speaker 3: To make it, making it better, the Holiday Oreo Alliance

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Speaker 3: off that in your front lawn to show everyone your

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Speaker 3: Oreo pride.

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Speaker 4: And Santa's gonna love the milk and cookies at this house.

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Speaker 3: More details are up on our instance stories at Brooke

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. Merry Early Christmas everyone. Now we're on to

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Speaker 3: the chacolic question of the day with a man whose

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Speaker 3: presence feels just like a mouthful of double stuffed oreos.

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Speaker 5: So good.

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake, Well.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure if this is a good sign or

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Speaker 5: a bad sign, but right now, kindergarteners everywhere are looking

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Speaker 5: up to our own gen Z all star as their

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Speaker 5: new hero because she's single handedly proving the ABC's are

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Speaker 5: actually much harder than anybody originally thought. Yeah, she's about

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Speaker 5: to prove that again with another edition of three Seconds

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Speaker 5: with Alexis. Now, I know what you're all thinking. Three

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Speaker 5: seconds that's barely enough time to tie your shoes right, well,

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Speaker 5: buckle up, because we're doing the trivia game that's so straightforward,

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Speaker 5: so outrageously simple, you'll be questioning your own intelligence and

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Speaker 5: definitely hers. Will you bet on her or will you not?

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Speaker 5: It's three Seconds with Alexis. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook.

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Speaker 5: Your category for Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Is names Names.

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Speaker 5: Will you bet on Alexis or against her?

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Speaker 2: The thing is is I bet on her twice because

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Speaker 2: I always want to have Alexis's back.

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Speaker 1: I think I did good for you both times. No,

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Speaker 1: you failed me.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna be the dumb one here and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna bet on her again Sunday.

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Speaker 1: She'll make me proud, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Brooks saying that Alexis will get this right. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: as soon as I say point, you can answer this question.

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Speaker 5: You have three seconds to finish. Okay, Alexis, how many

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Speaker 5: letters are in your own first name?

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Speaker 6: Point?

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Speaker 1: Al Exis six?

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Speaker 3: Did you seriously count that on your fingers?

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Speaker 1: Fingers? Still you think she doesn't have a longer name.

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Speaker 5: She counted right, Brooke, you bet on her. S're safe

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Speaker 5: from being shocked. Now we're moving on now to Jeffrey. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: your category for Alexis is rainbows.

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Speaker 3: Rain rainbows.

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Speaker 5: Bet on alexishore against Alexis.

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Speaker 3: This seems like it's right up her alley. I think

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Speaker 3: I have never gone for Alexis on this one, but

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say she's gonna get this right. Rainbows are

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, you have three seconds to answer once

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Speaker 5: I say point, name the two things that are needed

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Speaker 5: to make up a rainbow? Point what?

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Speaker 7: Rain and colors?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Sun She'm not going to accept rain and colors. We're

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Speaker 5: looking for water and light. Sunlight.

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Speaker 3: That is the last time I ever ever wrote for you,

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Speaker 3: would be.

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Speaker 4: So funny to look up this guy and be like,

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Speaker 4: three colors are forming in the sky.

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Speaker 3: We may have a rainbow to it.

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Speaker 5: Chance of color. So Jeffrey will be getting shocked. Finally,

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Speaker 5: we're moving on to Jose. Jose, you ready to hear

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Speaker 5: your category?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've had the most brutal of all of us

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Speaker 4: this competition.

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Speaker 5: Well let's see today, Jose. Your category is the ABC.

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Speaker 3: Back to the original.

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Speaker 4: I think she's gonna redeem herself, and I think we're

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Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna bet on Alexis.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 1: Bet the first question be what's the first letter?

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Speaker 5: Yes, wait a minute, all right, Jose's betting on Alexa.

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Speaker 5: She needs to get this right in order to save him.

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, how many letters in the alphabet are

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 1: None of them?

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Speaker 5: And they're also Alexis, that's incorrect. All twenty six letters

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Speaker 5: can be lowercase.

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Speaker 9: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're normal form.

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Speaker 5: I will not be accepting that answer.

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Speaker 2: Alexis's lower case if you could be uppercase.

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Speaker 5: Very motivational. Not the correct answer, but still motivational. Brook

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Speaker 5: is safe. Jose is getting shocked. Jeffery's getting shocked, and

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Speaker 5: that was another rousing edition of three seconds with Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Good work, Alexis, you've let us down once again. So

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Speaker 3: you let the boys down, because we're gonna be getting

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Speaker 3: shocked while singing flowers by Miley Cyrus. I can buy

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Speaker 3: myself flowers right name the same. If Miley Cyrus was

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Speaker 3: a category, I would get that. That's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 3: The other day, three seconds with alexis.

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Man before we could even blink, Halloween's over. Thanksgiving is

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Speaker 3: right on us, all right? You know what I was

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Speaker 3: thinking the other day, wouldn't it be great to be

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Speaker 2: Wait, I thought stress was just as much of a

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Speaker 2: tradition as turkey. Wise though, I thought they were wrapped

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Speaker 2: in together.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just focus on the turkey. Well, one company

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Speaker 3: is thinking of you, and they came up with a unique, creative,

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Speaker 3: maybe slightly can traversial way to give you all your

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Speaker 3: Thanksgiving favorites without the hassle of cooking a sixteen hour

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Speaker 3: long meal. Okay, I'm talking about do Giorno's brand news

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Speaker 3: Thanksgiving pizza.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it sounds good.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 5: A real thing this year?

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Speaker 3: And they already sold out in their first location. If

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Speaker 3: you're wondering what's on it, It's got all the Thanksgiving hits, turkey, gravy, sauce, potatoes,

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Speaker 3: green beans, cranberries, cheese, of course, because you need to

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Speaker 3: link something with all that monstrosity together, and some type

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Speaker 3: of crispy onion topping on a thick Detroit style crust.

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Speaker 4: Controversyber pizza, Yes, they do Cranberiza.

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Speaker 1: Thing I listened to.

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Speaker 2: I look forward to more than the turkey is the

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Speaker 2: day after when you get to make the sandwich with.

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Speaker 1: This stuff bean and I mean it's even better than

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Speaker 1: the meal. So maybe this is similar to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like pre frozen, so now it's like you're

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Speaker 3: eating and de Jorno says their passion is pizza. Their

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Speaker 3: research teams constantly looking at unique ways to infuse fresh

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Speaker 1: Where do you get this thick from? Huh?

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Speaker 3: You get it online and look at that Brooke. You

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Speaker 3: don't have to cook for your in laws anymore. Just

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Speaker 3: get a bunch of maybe toss in a six pack

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Speaker 3: of green bean Castle roa donut dumpers, and a three

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Speaker 3: pack of Cranberry double dippers.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there are people that go, oh, that's just

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Speaker 1: a lot of food. We don't need that much.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, it is Thanksgiving, I'm supposed to have a

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Speaker 2: lot of food excess.

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Speaker 1: Ye why did I marry into a skinny family?

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Speaker 3: You could see the photo of ajorna Thanksgiving pizza up

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Speaker 3: on our instance stories at Brook and Jeffrey. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: do laser stories next. It's the radio segment that just

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Speaker 3: Too many g rated anime things to sift through. Just

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Everybody wins with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 3: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and those other Jimminy crackheads,

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Speaker 3: just dump this first laser stories out of Portugal.

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Speaker 1: So cool.

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Speaker 3: A tourist from Azerbaijan was enjoying a family holiday. It

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Speaker 3: would be to have a nice glass of pomegranate juice.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, that clip finally makes.

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Speaker 1: So much sense. Oh my god, we have been waiting

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Speaker 3: Amazing and I bet that would be really nice to

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Speaker 1: Sounds tropical.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So the thirty six year old opened up his

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Speaker 3: But five minutes later, armed police stormed in and ordered

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Speaker 1: Just because of juice.

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Speaker 3: Officials handcuffed him and took him to a nearby police station,

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Speaker 3: They did recommend he used a Portuguese phrase book instead

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Speaker 2: Because nothing says Christmas Morning like Mommy coming down in lingerie.

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Speaker 3: Remember when Avengers Endgame came out and fans were all

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Speaker 5: You don't what it's been three and a half hour

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Speaker 2: It may take you three, but it's heartbreaking and it's

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Speaker 3: Obviously, there's all these like really long movies coming out.

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Speaker 9: That's brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Twenty four percent said yes for movies at least three

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Speaker 5: Should be like halfway through any movie.

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Speaker 2: All right, pause, everybody get their pajamazon, brush your teeth,

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Speaker 3: Yes, mommy and daddy are having a love making break.

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Speaker 3: Everybody pause, We don't need that much time. Young adults

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Speaker 1: The people that are saying never, like my dad, who

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Speaker 3: You know, So it looks like we're all gonna have

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Speaker 3: to agree to disagree. Actually, this guy is in a

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Speaker 3: old fashioned way. Layson's tight. That sound means Laser Stories

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Speaker 9: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: You may not know this, but back in the nineties,

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Speaker 3: it wasn't me, but you can leave a message after

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Speaker 3: And I realized, right now, we don't have a voicemail

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Speaker 1: Because it would give it away and people wouldn't leave.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think we can do this. We should record

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Speaker 3: Brook is going to be the voice answering machine. Would

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Speaker 3: you ready?

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Speaker 1: Ready?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's hit some music for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's Missy, You're just kidding. It's Brook.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait wait wait stop stop the music stop milk. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's not sounding quite right to me. It just doesn't

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Speaker 1: I love my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Let's try it again with something a little bit more

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Speaker 3: suiting for her. Okay, three two one and go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is brog you the boy?

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Speaker 3: Come on, this is going to play for people calling in.

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Speaker 1: Fine, listen, it's Broug. Leave me a message. I don't

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm so angry.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Maybe we'll just leave it how it

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Speaker 9: Wait a minute?

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Speaker 10: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 9: It's the loser line? Good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but while I was thumbing

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Speaker 11: Next message, Hi Jack, It's a Daniel and I'm just

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Speaker 8: You, and I just got to tell you.

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Speaker 11: You know, this fish is going to get caught souoned,

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Speaker 10: Promise won't flop round too much.

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Speaker 11: My dad was a fisherman, so wait, that sounds a

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Speaker 3: So you never married Michael and we're still single?

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Speaker 1: Do you think that may be?

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Speaker 3: That's one hundred percent?

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, my taste your dad.

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Speaker 5: My dad's an electrician.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Amanda, how's it going.

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Speaker 8: First of all, thank you, thank you, thank you so

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Speaker 8: much for finally be someone who's who's real. You're finally

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Speaker 8: giving me a real number, not just a fake one.

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Speaker 8: I mean, when I find to their number and I call.

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Speaker 8: And that's only because I bribed my dad with some Bristla.

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Speaker 1: Dad with briskett.

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Speaker 1: Pretty good meat?

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Speaker 12: Are you?

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Speaker 5: When your own mother changes her number on you?

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Speaker 3: A lot of going on there. But here's a p

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Speaker 3: you know, and when I ask you to speak clearly,

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Speaker 3: We even look up words in a dictionary so that

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Speaker 3: and an. Okay, you could check out jose playing with

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Speaker 3: his navel brooke and Jeffrey does that mean an officer

451
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Speaker 3: in the navy or with his belly button. You're gonna

452
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Speaker 3: have to subscribe to find out anyway. Back to the

453
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Speaker 3: loser line voicemail, I don't think one personal subscriber, four

454
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Speaker 3: thousand subscribers, you need to subscribe more than ever.

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Speaker 12: Back to the voicemail Dana, I just wanted to say,

456
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Speaker 12: you know, real talk. I really really like you, but

457
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 12: the deal is, as much as I want to see

458
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Speaker 12: you again, I also sort of need to put a

459
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 12: pause on it for like nine days or so. My

460
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 12: friend turned me on to this TikTok. Some influencer guy.

461
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 12: He must be some kind of relationship expert because he

462
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 12: said that, like before you decide, you know, you think

463
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Speaker 12: you're in love or you're going to settle down with

464
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Speaker 12: some woman. What you gotta do is go to Brazil

465
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 12: because they have like the hottest women on the planet apparently,

466
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Speaker 12: like just even at the bus stops. Like you, you

467
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 12: stand on any street corner and it's like, hey, ten,

468
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Speaker 12: there's another ten, there's another ten. And I heard that

469
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Speaker 12: and thought, if I'm going to respect myself and any

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Speaker 12: other woman like say you, you know, I gotta I

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Speaker 12: gotta explore that option. So I'm going down there this weekend,

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Speaker 12: so wish me.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 2: His arguments pretty strong, though I don't know if I

475
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Speaker 2: would have gotten married if I had gone to Brazil.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unbelievable.

477
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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the women in Brazil must be thinking, what's what

478
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Speaker 3: all these creepy white guys the Americans?

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Speaker 1: You're an old white mom.

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Speaker 3: Also, Hey, Jared, it's leaning from the other night.

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Speaker 14: Sorry, I've been nervous to leave you this message, but

482
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 14: I need to tell you that you like you instantly

483
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 14: reminded me of someone in my life who is just

484
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Speaker 14: so special. When I was in sixth grade, I had

485
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Speaker 14: a French bulldog and his name was Tuna, and he

486
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Speaker 14: would sleep with me in my bed and I would

487
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Speaker 14: look into his face every night and he was like

488
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Speaker 14: my safe place and then he passed and I've just like,

489
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Speaker 14: I've not had that feeling since I had a drink

490
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Speaker 14: with you. You remind me of Tuna. It's crazy, like

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Speaker 14: do you even have his little flight like underbite? But

492
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Speaker 14: not in a bad way. It's it's it's really cute

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Speaker 14: and I don't know. I really hope this doesn't sound

494
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Speaker 14: weird and I'm not trying to freak you out and

495
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Speaker 14: like say that you're remind me of my dog. But anyway,

496
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Speaker 14: I'm rambling. I'm telling you a lot. I'm really glad

497
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 14: we met. Call me. Okay, I'm gonna go get drunk.

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Speaker 1: Not I mean, it shouldn't be an insult.

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Speaker 3: Nothing more normal than a girl looking to hook up

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Speaker 3: with her dead dog's human doppelganger and then get drunk.

501
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 4: I'm just that there's a guy out there with an

502
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Speaker 4: underbyte in the face of a French bulldo getting.

503
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Speaker 3: More than There's hope for everybody out there. And listen

504
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 3: to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

505
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 3: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

506
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 3: YouTube channel. We can listen to all of our Loser

507
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 3: Line second dates and phone tabs right there. We're gonna

508
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Speaker 3: do a phone.

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Speaker 9: Taps right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

510
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Speaker 3: Today, we call a soon to be father whose wife

511
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Speaker 3: is having a baby shower this weekend. But just because

512
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 3: he's married and his baby is on the way doesn't

513
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 3: mean other women at the party can't flirt with him

514
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Speaker 3: a little, right, I mean he is a cat. I

515
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: mean that's why, in our opinion, Brooke has the green

516
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 3: light to call this taken man and try to shoot

517
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Speaker 3: her shot.

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Speaker 1: I love dad.

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00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, things could get awkward in your phone tap

520
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 7: Another Hello, Hey, Connor, Hey, this is Debrauh.

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Speaker 1: You don't know me, but i'm your wife, Sadie's friend.

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Speaker 1: And you know what she didn't tell me. What that

524
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: she didn't tell me? You had such a manly voice.

525
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's holding out on me. So funny.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm just calling for a congratulations and I'm

527
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Speaker 2: going to be at Sadie's baby shower this weekend.

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Speaker 6: Oh so fun Yeah great, Yeah, I'm sure she's looking

529
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Speaker 6: forward to having you there.

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Speaker 1: Oh and flushing. Oh god, let me get my head straight.

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Speaker 6: Yeah everything, okay, there.

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Speaker 1: You're asking if I'm okay chivalrous too, No wonder she

533
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: snapped you up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I just was gonna see if you could

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Speaker 2: help me come up with like an extra special baby gift.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's actually a very nice of you.

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00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: God some of the compliments. Sadie told me you're like awesome,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't know you were like the perfect man.

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you know, I'm hardly that, but thank.

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Speaker 1: You and humble. Stop just stop. You have to have

541
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Speaker 1: a brother. Do you have a brother?

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Speaker 6: Maybe you do not have a brother. Sorry, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I am married, unfortunately, Okay, don't say that.

544
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: Well you don't want me to say that I'm married?

545
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: Still say to you said that?

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00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 10: I know, I just that what I meant.

547
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Speaker 1: Oh, we'll just keep it little inside joke there.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I love that. What about this special

549
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 6: gifts you?

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00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 10: Yes?

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00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: Exactly.

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00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was taking up buying one of those

553
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 2: like his and Hers t shirts for you and Sadie.

554
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: But judging from your photos, your muscles are probably way

555
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: too big, and I doubt the shirt would even fit you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's very flattering, but seriously, you think they're too big?

557
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Speaker 1: It could be really cute. It could say daddy, or

558
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: even better, it could say zaddy.

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Speaker 6: Daddy. I'm not up on the current lingo, but.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna be at the shower? Oh my god,

561
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Speaker 1: you're so funny, I Dodd.

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Speaker 6: I will just be dropping her off and picking up

563
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Speaker 6: presents afterwards.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, Yes, you know you kind of got this

565
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: like Pedro Pascal pushing a stroller thing happening.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know who that is. So anything else

567
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Speaker 6: I can help you with.

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Speaker 2: I do have one more question, but oh it's a

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Speaker 2: little embarrassing, and especially because we haven't met.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I thought about waiting until you got to

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Speaker 1: the house and I can value your car or something

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I don't know what you're talking about. And

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Speaker 6: I'm honestly starting to feel a little comfortable here.

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Speaker 1: You're feeling uncomfortable, so I, oh, okay, no, don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't think this is the same kind of uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: Listen, So Sadie told me that for you and her,

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Speaker 2: it happened right away.

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Speaker 6: Where is this going? I really don't need to be

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Speaker 6: on the phone with you any longer.

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Speaker 9: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: I was wondering, do you think you could give me

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Speaker 1: a baby?

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Speaker 6: Okay, well this phone call need fan now say okay, okay. No,

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Speaker 6: I didn't say okay. This is so completely inappropriate, like.

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Speaker 1: Freaking out, like as if Sadie even cares. Sadie does

588
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Speaker 1: not care. I already talked to her about this.

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Speaker 6: No, you absolutely didn't, because she would have told me.

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Speaker 1: Oh I did, and she was so into the idea

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Speaker 1: of what.

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Speaker 6: Giving giving you a baby that No, that's not how

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Speaker 6: this works. I'm not a baby factory. What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 2: She totally said that you would give me a baby

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Speaker 2: as soon as I was done doing this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What this prank phone call?

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, because this is actually.

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Speaker 1: Broke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, your wife, Sadie just wanted to say that

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Speaker 2: she's so excited.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know she was this excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, apparently you make good babies. So this

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Speaker 1: one hasn't even come out yet, and she's thrilled. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. She sent a couple of pictures

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Speaker 1: and I don't think you would fit into that T shirt.

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Speaker 6: Well, now I know you're making it up because when

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00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 6: you first said it, I was like, that's not true

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Speaker 6: at all.

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Speaker 9: Wake up every morning was fum tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Is there any red flag bigger than a woman who

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Speaker 3: makes the first move to ask you out? Flag you're

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Speaker 3: saying you're interested in Meikes, they don't even want to

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Speaker 3: know what terrible things have happened in your past to

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Speaker 3: bring you to this moment in your life. But you,

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Speaker 3: like me, I don't trust you. And that's what happened

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Speaker 3: to one of our listeners who got asked out by

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Speaker 3: a woman that he met online. He was feeling pretty

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Speaker 3: good about it until the actual date unfolded and they

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Speaker 3: spent most of the evening on opposite ends of the room.

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Speaker 3: Now there is a reason for that, But afterwards she's

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Speaker 3: done a complete one eighty and stopped responding altogether. So

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Speaker 3: we need to get some answers in your brand new

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Speaker 3: second date update, Next second Date updated. Dating is a

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Speaker 3: perfect time to try new things, whether that's recreation or amputation.

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Speaker 3: Who how about a vacation to another nation with a

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Speaker 3: brief incarceration. As long as we're doing something that rhymes

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Speaker 3: with ation that I'm.

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Speaker 1: Up for it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I do that a lot.

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Speaker 1: Don't give me any explanation.

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Speaker 3: And it sounds like one of our listeners was up

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Speaker 3: for it too. His name is Chad, So let's welcome

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Speaker 3: to the show, Chad.

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Speaker 1: I want him to be chat Nation, you know, Chad?

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Speaker 3: What's up man?

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Speaker 10: How you doing? Hey, how you guys doing.

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Speaker 5: My name is salutation.

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Speaker 3: Hey, dude, thanks for being on with us. Tell us

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Speaker 3: about the girl that you met.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so I met this girl online. Her name is Pamela.

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Speaker 10: I'm a huge cat person, and I saw our profile

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Speaker 10: picture and like these two cats looking each other, two

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Speaker 10: hairless cats, which.

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Speaker 2: Her dating profile is a picture of two hairless cats

647
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Speaker 2: looking at each other, exactly.

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Speaker 5: To the people do that.

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Speaker 3: Some people just have the silhouette.

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Speaker 5: They don't put any pictures up.

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Speaker 3: So a couple of cats, Yeah, some bald cats could

652
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Speaker 3: be a nice little euphemism that she's trying to.

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Speaker 2: Throw your Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to go with

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Speaker 2: the hot noe's minds.

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Speaker 3: That's just me and I messed up ahead, Okay, but

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Speaker 3: you liked you liked her? Sphinx cats yes.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I've always been, Like I said, I'm a

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Speaker 10: huge animal lover, but specifically cats.

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Speaker 3: So you reached out to her and what happened?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, So we started talking hit it off for good.

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Speaker 10: Of course, the counts were the first thing that we

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Speaker 10: started talking about. And then like she asked me, She's like,

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Speaker 10: you want to go out sometime? And I was like yeah,

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Speaker 10: So it was nice.

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Speaker 1: A bold cat lady.

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Speaker 3: Even then, exactly what did she ask you to do?

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Speaker 10: Well? She asked if I wanted to go with her

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Speaker 10: to go line dancing.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't rhyme with Asian, but that's okay.

670
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: Are you a big dancer? Is that a Is that

671
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: a comfort zone for you?

672
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 10: It is not a comfort zone and it definitely came

673
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 10: out of left field for me.

674
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: And line dance can be tricky, like you get going

675
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: the wrong way and suddenly everything's messed up.

676
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: Well, good for you for putting yourself out there trying

677
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 3: something a little bit different. How did it go?

678
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 9: Yeah?

679
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 3: It was good.

680
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, on our way there, I was

681
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 10: I was feeling a little rundown. So on the way

682
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 10: there we stopped at a Starbucks, I grabbed myself my

683
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 10: shaking oat milk espresso, which I'm addicted to nowadays.

684
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 3: Alexis hot hot choice on the menu.

685
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: Were you guys driving together to the day. Yeah, yeah,

686
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: see that's a good sign too.

687
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 3: A lot of trust there.

688
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean everything, everything was great. God, I'm sorry.

689
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just gonna ask if, like the dancing

690
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 2: part of it made you extra nervous for sure.

691
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, and and not only the dancing part once we

692
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 10: got there. Like I mentioned, I'm a total beginner, and

693
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 10: one thing I didn't know. You guys might know this,

694
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 10: but with line dancing, you're constantly switching partners all the time.

695
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 6: I don't know.

696
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 3: That's kind of rough for a date night if you're

697
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 3: always dancing with other people date night.

698
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was very awkward, and uh, you know, I'm

699
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 10: I'm not really the jealous type, but like she was

700
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 10: with a lot of dudes and dudes that knew their

701
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 10: line dancing that were looked like they lived lived on

702
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 10: the line dancing floor and or the gym all the time.

703
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: Okay, country guys, but I don't think you should be

704
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 2: intimidated by that. Like, she obviously is someone who goes

705
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: to these places, like she's not looking for those guys.

706
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 3: I mean, we don't know. Did you get the feeling

707
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 3: that there was any one guy that she was particularly

708
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: like ash like locking in on gyrating extra especially hard.

709
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 5: On its line dance.

710
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 3: I don't know how line dancing.

711
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 2: Works Catwoman with two hairless cats, I mean, okay, I

712
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: don't know.

713
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 3: I'm just asking.

714
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 10: I mean, there were there was one guy specifically, but

715
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 10: there's one guy that she seemed to go to that

716
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 10: I actually kind of started like talking to quite a bit,

717
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 10: and I was like trying to get a feel, like,

718
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 10: you know, he said he had met her before in

719
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 10: the past, So I was just trying to get a feel.

720
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: Oh what her vibe was, you know, you swooped in

721
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 3: on her?

722
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 10: Man, Well, I hope it's not her man. You know,

723
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 10: he didn't came out said that. He just said that

724
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 10: they knew each other in the past.

725
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: So did you get the vibe that maybe they were

726
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 3: like a thing at one point or do you feel

727
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 3: like they were just friends.

728
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 10: I was trying to read the situation and it was

729
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 10: kind of tough. I mean, he seemed to know a

730
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 10: lot about her, but could be a friend thing too

731
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 10: as well. Like, I mean, he didn't come out straight out.

732
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: And said they date, and if it was an ex,

733
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: you wouldn't immediately go oh, she's amazing.

734
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: Yeah you should get to know where you know, like

735
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: he was like talking her praises.

736
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,919
Speaker 3: You would have been friends for years and danced together

737
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, we'll put a tiny miniature red flag

738
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 3: by that one. But tell us about how the rest

739
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 3: of the night went.

740
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 10: Rest of the night went cool. I mean, you know,

741
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 10: I did as good as I could on the line

742
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 10: dance at it.

743
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: I bet she was impressed by that though, that you

744
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: were trying.

745
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 10: I hope. So, I mean it seemed like it was

746
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 10: a great night, and uh had a nice hug and

747
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 10: a like a little mini kind of mini kiss, I

748
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 10: guess you could say. But since then, nothing nothing, nothing

749
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 10: like no text, no like you know, hey, fun night now.

750
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: No.

751
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 10: The thing that I'm also tripping out about is on

752
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 10: top of the ghosting thing, is I signed up for

753
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,280
Speaker 10: this eight week long class for line dancing.

754
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: Wh god, so you really need this date to work out?

755
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 10: My gosh. Yeah. And it's like it wasn't cheap either.

756
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 10: I think it was like two seventy nine. It was

757
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 10: like almost three hundred bucks.

758
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

759
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 3: Well we're fun to better get you another date with

760
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: this one. You're going to be out three hundred bucks.

761
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 9: That's it.

762
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: Does she know that?

763
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 10: No, I haven't told her that yet. I felt that

764
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 10: felt weird, like I was being desperate, So I haven't

765
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 10: told her that part yet.

766
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 4: Okay, Well grab your partner, dosey docus to the second part.

767
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 12: We got.

768
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 3: That square dancing, there's no Well, yes, at least some

769
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 3: people in this room are excited to call for you

770
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 3: and we'll come back. Try and get your second date

771
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: update right after this second date update, how about a

772
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: date at a country line dance? Huh?

773
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

774
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 3: Really into it? I love it.

775
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: I love country I.

776
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 3: Only haven't heard that in a while. That actually sounds

777
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 3: like it could be kind of fun.

778
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 9: Yeah for sure.

779
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: Maybe we should do like a whole morning show events

780
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 3: together where we all go country line dancing as a group.

781
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 2: What did you say it in front of Alexis that

782
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: is so embarrassing to bring her to a dancing event.

783
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 4: I used to live down the street from a country

784
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 4: bar they do line dancing, and I was too scared

785
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 4: to ever participate.

786
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: Oh this is great because I've been really trying to

787
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 3: hang out with you guys more than sixty hours a

788
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 3: week we already spend together.

789
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 12: I knew that anyway.

790
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: It's a great idea for a date, except for the

791
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 3: fact that your partner does dance with a lot of

792
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 3: other people.

793
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: It's fine unless you're like a weirdly jealous person. That's

794
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: not a thing.

795
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 3: It could cause some jealousy issues. In fact, Brooks sounded

796
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: jealous when you described all the other hunky dancing cowboys there, Chap.

797
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: No, I sounded in noy that anyone would be jealous

798
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: at something like this, Like that's what you do, It's

799
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 2: what everybody does.

800
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 3: Why do you such a big smile on your face?

801
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Because I because I like wranglers.

802
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Chad, how you feeling.

803
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 10: I'm hoping to get some explanation for what's going going.

804
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 3: On for sure, Right, but you're not jealous in any way?

805
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 10: Right? I don't know if I go as far to

806
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 10: say jealous, but definitely a little uneasy. I guess maybe did.

807
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: But after your eight week line dancing course that you

808
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: signed up for, you won't even bad an eye.

809
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got to get you another day so

810
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: you can show off your moves.

811
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not waste any more time here. We're gonna

812
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: dial Pamela for you right now and see if we

813
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 3: can make sure that the money that you spend on

814
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 3: the dancing classes is actually here.

815
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 6: We go, all right, all right, Hello.

816
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 3: Hey, we're looking for Pamela speaking. Hey Pamela, you're How

817
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: do I say this?

818
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: It's the same way you say it every time.

819
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 2: Yep.

820
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 6: Just go with it.

821
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 5: Do something.

822
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: You don't change something that's not broken.

823
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 3: Whenever it comes out, comes out.

824
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 6: Can I help you?

825
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: Jeff you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey.

826
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 10: In the morning.

827
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: What happens? It's not what I wanted to come out.

828
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're on a country station. Hi, Pamela, Hi,

829
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio.

830
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 12: Yeah.

831
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're a morning show and we do a segment

832
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 3: here called the second Date Update. Okay, yeah, I'll probably

833
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 3: keep explaining. Uh, it's where we help out some of

834
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 3: our listeners who have been out on a date and

835
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 3: they're wanting to see that person again but having a

836
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 3: hard time arranging it.

837
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 6: Hmm okay, she says, So we're calling.

838
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: You because you went out with somebody that listens to

839
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 3: our show named Chad. Apparently you went dancing together.

840
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 10: Oh right, yeah, is.

841
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: Chad seems like a nice, fun guy, and he said

842
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 2: that you're the one that asked him out first.

843
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 8: Even Yeah, yeah, he is a very nice guy.

844
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: Well, we're trying to help him because he's really confused

845
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 3: after your date night, he was not sure why there

846
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 3: hasn't been a second date because he's asked you a

847
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 3: few times.

848
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,479
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay that was a big breath.

849
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 6: No, so.

850
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 8: It's because thee.

851
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 13: On the way to the place, we stopped at a

852
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 13: Starbucks and he got, I like, like some kind of

853
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 13: an oat milk.

854
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: I think it's the shaken oat milk expresso he got.

855
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 3: I think that's right.

856
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

857
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 13: I so I am very allergic to oats, oat milk,

858
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 13: anything with oats.

859
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 8: What my stomach like sick to my.

860
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Did he make you drink it?

861
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 8: Like?

862
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 13: No, no, no no, but he he drank it and

863
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 13: then he smelled like it, you know what I mean.

864
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 13: Just smell makes me feel sick, you know what I mean?

865
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: Wow with him, did you say something like, hey, I'm

866
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 3: allergic to oats.

867
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: I bet he wouldn't have ordered that. There's so many

868
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 2: other alternatives he could have done. If he doesn't do milk,

869
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: you know, he could have done almond.

870
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my bad.

871
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 12: I didn't say anything.

872
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 13: You know, he acted like it was his regular thing,

873
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 13: Like he said, he like he drinks two of them

874
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 13: a day.

875
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 8: He has to have his oat milk. Whatever you said.

876
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 8: It was shaken singing whatever.

877
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: It is good though. I mean, I know you don't

878
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: like oat milk, but you should try to shake an espresso.

879
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: It's really yummy.

880
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 8: I've never even heard of that. That's weird, you know.

881
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 8: So yes, I just felt uncomfortable with that.

882
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: And then oh, okay, so something else has dawned on you?

883
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: What else happened?

884
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 13: So a couple of days later, a girlfriend of mine

885
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,919
Speaker 13: that I normally go dancing with, she calls me. She goes,

886
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 13: guess who was at Cowboy Palace?

887
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 8: Cowboy?

888
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 10: I love it?

889
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: Who was the guy you went out with? You don't

890
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: say I didn't see it coming? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

891
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: You inspired a new passion for him?

892
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 6: I don't know.

893
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 13: That just felt a little because I don't I don't

894
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 13: think he's ever been country western dancing before he and

895
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 13: I went, And suddenly now he's going back.

896
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 6: There, like is he looking for me?

897
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 12: Like?

898
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 9: What's he?

899
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 8: I don't know. It just made me feel a little

900
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 8: weirded out, and so.

901
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 3: I felt like, would that be so bad if he

902
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 3: was there like hoping to see you again?

903
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 10: Is that?

904
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 3: Is that a horrible thing?

905
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: Maybe if he had drake oat milk earlier that day.

906
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 8: It's like one of my places. I'm a total regular there.

907
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 6: I know everyone there.

908
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 8: I know a lot of people there.

909
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 5: And I went there.

910
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 10: Look you know what I mean this up right now? Oh,

911
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 10: very very one sentence I.

912
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: Was heard on their Chad, Pamela, I got to let

913
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 3: you know that Chad has been on the other line

914
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 3: secretly listening to this conversation and clearly wants to talk

915
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: to you. You forget, he's not supposed to just talk.

916
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: I think he couldn't hear anymore.

917
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, what is rappening right now? I don't even you

918
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 13: called me. Suddenly I'm on the radio and I'm talking

919
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 13: about my personal life, and now the guy is there.

920
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 3: To Actually, that's a great description, Pamela. You should do

921
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 3: our promo for second date updates on our station.

922
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 10: To us.

923
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: But Chad, sorry, go ahead, you wanted to say something.

924
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, look the reason I interrupted is because I

925
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 10: was there at Cowboy Palace buying dance lessons. So I

926
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 10: could get better for the next time.

927
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 3: There's going to be his seat. Great surprise for you

928
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 3: that suddenly he can dance.

929
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: Isn't that cute? Pamela?

930
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.

931
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 7: Aren't you flattered by that? That is such a like

932
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 7: nice thing to do.

933
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 13: I guess I didn't even know that you even liked

934
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 13: it that much.

935
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 8: I just I don't think he did.

936
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: Actually, no, I think he did. You wouldn't do lessons

937
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: if you didn't like it.

938
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 10: Like her enough he wants to dance with her, Chad, Yeah,

939
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 10: I mean I know how much you like it. I

940
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 10: mean that's a big thing, you know, and and we

941
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 10: had a great night. So if that's something you're going

942
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 10: to do and we're going to hang out more, I

943
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 10: want to do it the right way.

944
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is really cute.

945
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: That's really cute, Pamela.

946
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 13: I just want to clear something up. So country Western dancing,

947
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 13: you do the line dances, you do the two stepping.

948
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 10: I'm going to be dancing with other people too.

949
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 8: I know a lot of people.

950
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 10: There were all friends and we dance together.

951
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 11: Just so you know, that's how it's okay?

952
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're interested in But she's planning for

953
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 1: the future.

954
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 7: That's a good sign.

955
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: That sounds like she can't avoid.

956
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 6: It.

957
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 3: Sounds like she's willing to see you again.

958
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: I will let do it.

959
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 10: Just no more oat milk, just okay, Okay, I like

960
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 10: so I'm fine with that.

961
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, all right, got another date.

962
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 3: And all you had to do was sacrifice your favorite

963
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 3: thing in the world.

964
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so close to romantic.

965
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. Look, I'm gonna be honest. Chad's

966
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 3: a listener to our show, and I appreciate that. But

967
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 3: I lost a lot of respect for him when he

968
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 3: immediately caved and said he'd give up oat milk and

969
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 3: his second option wasn't cow's milk, it was almond.

970
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: What kind of man are you am?

971
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: I the only one here leading the charge for cows.

972
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 3: Everyone wants to take jobs away from the cows.

973
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not that great for the environment. Yeah,

974
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: but old milk is really actually very friendly, very friendly.

975
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: You could even make it a hold pass.

976
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: Yes.

977
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 4: Anyway, I feel like we're gonna be driving by farms

978
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 4: and see cows on strike holding a picture.

979
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 5: Present.

980
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: I got your back.

981
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a cow come back, I swear, But

982
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: thankfully Chad's getting his breath fixed so it doesn't smell

983
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 3: like oat milk anymore, and he's learning the line dance.

984
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 3: Officially turned in his man card after one date, so

985
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 3: you never know. Six months from now, we're gonna hear

986
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 3: him get the cleaners picking up his Taylor Swift Sequin Cowboys,

987
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 3: drinking his almond shake and it's just a normal day.

988
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: It's not even a concert.

989
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: Good for him, Good for.

990
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 3: You, be the next Chad email. The show We'll call

991
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 3: that Person was a back check out all of our

992
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 3: second dates up on our podcast wherever it gets yours

993
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: at Brook and.

994
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

995
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: There's some dating apps that cost over seventy bucks a

996
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 3: month just to subscribe so that you can talk to

997
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: some of the most beautiful bots around.

998
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, But why do.

999
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 3: That when you can spend less than two dollars and

1000
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: a half eaten piece of beef jerky to hop on

1001
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: to Craigslist, a free website that believes your special someone

1002
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: is definitely out there, no matter how many teeth they

1003
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 3: might be missing.

1004
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: I think it's even below bots, Jeffrey, just get the

1005
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: real ones.

1006
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 5: But it's real.

1007
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 3: Yea and they could be looking for you right now.

1008
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 3: So find out for sure when we do a brand

1009
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 3: new misconnections that's coming up, A city Misconnections.

1010
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 9: That was me staring.

1011
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 3: It's only two places to find true love in this world.

1012
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 3: One is in the back room of the mattress store,

1013
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: off of one of the defective temper pedics. Hey, it's

1014
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 3: half off, and so.

1015
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: Were my pants, Princess.

1016
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: And the the other is on the pages of craigslist

1017
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: dot org, a website teeming with passionate, raw romantic energy.

1018
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 3: So we scoured every week to find the best misconnections

1019
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 3: they have to offer, like this extra raw one. Looking

1020
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 3: left and I see my future, Miss rib Woman three

1021
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: Fourth Avenue, Downtown, Okay, says hmmm. Sitting at the stoplight,

1022
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: I almost didn't notice you pull up next to me.

1023
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: Eight brown hair and a bob shoulders with the bra

1024
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: strap showing mommy.

1025
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: Okay.

1026
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 3: I'm no photographer, but at that moment I could have

1027
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 3: pictured us together. I tried to get your attention by

1028
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 3: revving up my ninety seven Ford Fiesta.

1029
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 5: Cards.

1030
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 3: You looked over and smiled, and that gave me an opening.

1031
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 3: So I tried to roll my window down, but it

1032
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 3: got stuck after one crank. It's not just enough so

1033
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 3: I could fit my fingers in the opening wiggle them

1034
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 3: at you. Yeah, I tried to fit my lips through

1035
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: the opening below you a kiss. That's when the light

1036
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 3: turned green and you took off.

1037
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 9: Oh.

1038
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 3: I would have followed you, but the Fiesta wasn't feeling

1039
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 3: that fiestive. That went about a block and it stalled out.

1040
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: Oh darn, sorry, buddy, Damn.

1041
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 3: Seeing your c class fade off into the distance, I

1042
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 3: felt pretty down. I even thought about using my high

1043
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 3: beams to flash my phone number in morse code.

1044
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: But don't tell me those are out too.

1045
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 3: Jeffan, get back at your boy if you see this,

1046
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 3: and maybe you can drive us on our first official date.

1047
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 3: I'll pay half gas. Ribber always does hard emojis signed

1048
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 3: ribb it.

1049
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh ribbon, miss rib I get it now. We just

1050
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: went full circle future, miss fresh. Wow, what confidence?

1051
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1052
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 3: Your next misconnections titled Dribble Dribble Ali Oops Norman twenty

1053
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: eight Downtown Arena.

1054
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: If I told my husband that line, he would be

1055
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: turned on.

1056
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1057
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that man loves basketball.

1058
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 3: This lady writes you were the buffed Cat mascot for

1059
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 3: the visiting team. Normally cartoon characters don't do it for me,

1060
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: but you got them. Drips, boy, I don't mean it's

1061
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: a mascot outfits. He didn't even choose, That's fine. I

1062
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 3: was the dark haired, dark skinned cutie wearing the cropped

1063
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 3: T shirt with the cow on the front that said

1064
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: lactose tolerant.

1065
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 10: Why do I like that?

1066
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: Anybody categorized themselves that?

1067
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm changing my bio on Instagram

1068
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: right now.

1069
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 5: She says.

1070
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 3: I first saw you dancing in the aisles with the kiddo's.

1071
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 3: Then I saw you rubbing some bald guy's head with

1072
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 3: your elbow. That's when I realized this cutie with a

1073
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 3: booty gots jokes too.

1074
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 12: Oh.

1075
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 3: I asked to take a picture and you put your

1076
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 3: paw around my shoulders while I tried to squeeze your

1077
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 3: glutes through the costume padding.

1078
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: Oh, you're grabbing the mascot's butt.

1079
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 3: Did you feel it? I asked if you did, but

1080
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 3: you stayed silent. I thought this was a ballgame, not

1081
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 3: Buckingham Palace. They're not allowed to talk. They're mascots, lady,

1082
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 3: But your teenage chaperone wasn't having any of it.

1083
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 9: Uh.

1084
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 3: Oh, somebody also spilled sprite on my seat, so I

1085
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 3: went home wet and lonely. Oh oh god, not going

1086
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 3: to she She puts her phone number down, so that's

1087
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 3: on there, and then says, I'm down for some random

1088
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 3: mascot play.

1089
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: I feel like mascot plays very specific. I don't think

1090
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: it's very random.

1091
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 3: I'd love to put on your head and dance sexy

1092
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 3: for you sometime. That signed surely I'd love to see that.

1093
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that TikTok would go viral.

1094
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1095
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled looking for you know What?

1096
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 3: At the Taco truck you and me boss man for

1097
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 3: Woman forties Taco Paradise. I was standing behind you in line,

1098
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 3: and when I say you, I mean the second finest

1099
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 3: woman in the city. I gotta give props to my mom's.

1100
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: I was thinking.

1101
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 12: This city.

1102
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 3: I was the skinny Asian guy with the Tony the

1103
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 3: Tiger tank top and matching bandana.

1104
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 5: I am good.

1105
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and I know it. You will know it

1106
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 3: soon too. At first, you acted like I didn't exist

1107
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: as I tried lobbing you a few openers.

1108
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: A strategy, sir, so I went for it with my super.

1109
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: In Fuego swagline and said, Wow, from the way you look,

1110
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 3: you probably stole that jacket.

1111
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: What what does it even mean? I look like a thief?

1112
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1113
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 9: I look poor.

1114
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 3: After I said that, someone else in line went, oh,

1115
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 3: like I burned you.

1116
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got it.

1117
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 3: You turned around and stared at me. But this ain't

1118
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 3: world star. I didn't want to fight. Oh, I was

1119
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 3: just trying to flirt you feel me. No, that's what

1120
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Speaker 3: I do feet flirt two seven at gmail dot com. Okay,

1121
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 3: we might have to beat some of that.

1122
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1123
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 3: I offered to pay for your meal by flashing some

1124
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 3: Lincoln's in Washington's at you.

1125
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: Wait, isn't that ones and five?

1126
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 3: I think good detective work. You didn't flinch then either.

1127
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 3: As you walked away, I yelled, hey you on Craigslist.

1128
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 3: Oh maybe you should sell that damn jacket on there.

1129
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 3: You could pay for an extra taco Oh why are

1130
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 3: you just.

1131
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 9: Like you?

1132
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 2: And how is it jacket only going to get you

1133
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: an extra tacochea?

1134
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just playing get back at me sitting here

1135
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 3: licking my paws.

1136
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 5: You didn't yell that.

1137
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 3: Signed Tony the t Shirts Connections.

1138
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 9: For the Week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1139
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 3: Another day, another first time player, so wind Brooks Box.

1140
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: And today it's Kira the hairstylist who says this year

1141
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 3: she's got big plans to stay in a hotel for Thanksgiving.

1142
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: What is it without your family?

1143
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 10: No?

1144
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 2: Just a staationh those are fun.

1145
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 3: Sometimes I still don't understand, like is it just you

1146
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 3: alone in the hotel or is there people there with you?

1147
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 10: I think me and my mom might try hang out.

1148
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 5: And just trash the hotel room.

1149
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: You do not have to clean it up, yeah, tradition. Yeah,

1150
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: break some lamps, Yeah, you know, put a couple holes

1151
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: of the dry walls.

1152
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Wait, I thought it was free when you're

1153
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 5: in a hotel.

1154
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's already got a tab at what other

1155
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: hotel you're staying out? Okay, we could not get that smell.

1156
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 8: Out of here.

1157
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 10: I don't know.

1158
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to send out of the studio to

1159
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 3: go trash the office place for a second. While she's

1160
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 3: doing that, let's explain the rules. You got thirty seconds

1161
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 3: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1162
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 3: you can say pass. But you do have to beat

1163
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 3: her outright to win? Are you ready, Kira, Yes, all right,

1164
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 3: good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National Nacho Day.

1165
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 3: In which country were nachos invented?

1166
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 8: Mexico?

1167
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 3: What actor had the famous line you talking to me?

1168
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 6: Oh man?

1169
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: Which of the six main characters on the TV show

1170
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 3: Friends never got married? The Manx breed of cat is missing?

1171
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 3: What part of its body ears tail or whiskers hey?

1172
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with how

1173
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 3: many ships?

1174
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 6: Eight?

1175
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 3: Alright, right, good work, Kira. Brooke is going to come

1176
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And Kira told our producer before

1177
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 3: she came on this show that her favorite part is

1178
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 3: Jose's laugh. In fact, she.

1179
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 5: Wished trinking coffee sorry yay.

1180
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: She wishes that there was no talking at all, just

1181
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 3: four hours of only laugh.

1182
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: I feel like some people really want that.

1183
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1184
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: Would you and your mom listen to that from the

1185
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 3: hotel room?

1186
00:58:59,400 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 5: Probably not?

1187
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 10: Oh like a couple of minutes.

1188
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we're off the mark on the idea.

1189
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 3: All right, but it's your attorney. You're ready me? Yes,

1190
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 3: your brook I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today is

1191
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 3: National Nacho Day. In which country were nachos invented?

1192
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: Probably United States.

1193
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: What actor had the famous line you talking to me?

1194
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: You talking to me? Uh past?

1195
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 3: Which of the six main characters on the TV show

1196
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 3: Friends never got.

1197
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: Married Lisa, the ma phoebe sorry?

1198
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 3: The Manx breed of cat is missing what body part

1199
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: ears tail or whiskers?

1200
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: Manx is missing a tail.

1201
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with how

1202
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 3: many ships?

1203
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: Six? Oh, it didn't feel very good.

1204
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: It didn't feel very good on my end either. But

1205
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 3: let's go over the scoreboard and see how you did

1206
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 3: with Jose When this.

1207
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 5: Baby hits heity eight miles per hour.

1208
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 10: Gotta say some s.

1209
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 3: Kara, Kira, Kaira.

1210
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 5: I wrote Kara and then I was like, is it Tara?

1211
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh my gosh, this is Spiral.

1212
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 3: That's your favorite person on the show talking.

1213
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: I have a d D Okay, a good choice?

1214
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 5: All right?

1215
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 3: Kevin, you got too.

1216
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: Oh man, you may have beat me. I do not

1217
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: feel good about my answers. Brook, Yeah, the same amount

1218
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 1: of questions and and only.

1219
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 5: What Kira, it's migulations?

1220
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 13: Kira.

1221
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 4: Oh god, your mom got hotel money now for room service.

1222
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing. That was an embarrassing showing by was a.

1223
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 3: Rough one, especially for Brook. Let's go over the answers.

1224
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 3: It's National Nacho Day. Not shows were invented in Mexico.

1225
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: I mean it's like burritos are from you know, yeah,

1226
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: over hard to know.

1227
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 3: The actor with the famous line you talking to me

1228
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: is Robert de Niro from the movie Taxi Driver. Out

1229
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 3: of the six main carecharacters on the TV show Friends,

1230
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 3: Joey is the only one who never gets married.

1231
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 6: Interesting and yes right.

1232
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 3: The Manx breed of cat is missing its tail. And

1233
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 3: In the board game Battleship, each player starts with five

1234
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 3: ships the aircraft carrier, submarine, battleship, destroyer, and patrol boats.

1235
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 5: Fun game.

1236
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have known it was going to be

1237
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,439
Speaker 1: an odd number.

1238
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 3: You were so close, I know, Kira. Congratulations you get

1239
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 3: one hundred of brush bucks plus. Also, just for playing,

1240
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 3: you've won two tickets to Harry Potter Magic at Play

1241
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 3: celebrate Harry's journey in discovering the Wizarding World like never

1242
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 3: before with games, exploration, sensory activations, and more. Opening this

1243
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 3: Friday at the Shops at the Braven in Bellevue.

1244
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 5: That's gonna be so fun cool?

1245
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 2: Are you and your mom going to order out when

1246
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 2: you're doing Thanksgiving in the hotel room.

1247
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.

1248
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 3: Okay, you're gonna make your mom cook in the hotel.

1249
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: She's breaking a hot plate and hoping for a microwave.

1250
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 3: This turkey's gonna take it.

1251
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: Why won't anything fit in this mini fridge?

1252
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 3: Kira, love having you on. Thank you so much for playing.

1253
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 10: Thank you and you guys take it easy on Brook.

1254
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 3: Bye, don't you worry about me not gonna have We

1255
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 3: appreciate this, Senta, Kiera, thanks for playing. We'll be back

1256
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 3: to do Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.

1257
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1258
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and tomorrow on

1259
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 2: the show, we've got a brand new mass speaker.

1260
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1261
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says he made up a stupid

1262
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 4: dumb line when he first met his wife, but he

1263
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 4: didn't realize that they would get married one day, So

1264
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 4: now years later he still has to keep this lie

1265
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 4: up just so far in her parents don't find out.

1266
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 2: Brooke, Oh my god, we're gonna find out what it

1267
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 2: is tomorrow on the show. Plus a brand new awkward

1268
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call. It's a great show you should listen.

1269
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.