1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. You guys are not 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,959 Speaker 1: going to believe my letter for today. The subject is 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: over seventy and selling sexiness. Almost wait till you're here, 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: Just wait till this one is crazy? Right? That was 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: my grandmother's name. All right, uh, right now though, the 7 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call, what 8 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: what you got for his nap? God ain't through with you, 9 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: but we are. God ain't through with you. Tell me 10 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: you're asking for it, but we are Okay, this is ok. 11 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: He may not beat through which, but we are we 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: through which. Let's go cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying 13 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: to reach us so to Takara. This is brother Brinklet 14 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: from the church. How you doing? Oh hey, how is it? 15 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: It's I'm at work. Can I call you back? Uh? Well, 16 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: this is this is kind of urgent. I call your 17 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: your house phone and I didn't get an answer, and 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: I had this other number on file, so I wanted 19 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: to reach out to you. But what I won't take long. 20 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: But it really is an earth that urgent matter. If 21 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: you don't man, all right, hold on, hold on, let 22 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: me let me step away from my tubero. Hello. Hello, Yeah, okay, 23 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: so what's uh but the brinkly speech? Really Okay, we 24 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: have a bit of a problem here and we're gonna 25 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: try to We're trying to clean up a lot of 26 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: things here at the church in you know, I hate 27 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: to be the one to bring you some bad news. 28 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: Let me just start by by saying that God might 29 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: not be through with you, but we are here at 30 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: the church. It has been brought to eye tense, uh, 31 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: sister car that you guys are halfway coming to church 32 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: and you you you might come once once out of 33 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: a month. You're not tithing as we expected. You know, 34 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: the church can't really depend on you. Um, it's you 35 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: you got you know, you bring your kids. I think 36 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: your brother comes to the church. But everybody is coming 37 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: every now. We need We cannot depend on you all 38 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: to be the members and have the expectation of what 39 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: we're trying to do. Held hold on hold to hold 40 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: on hold of what you say. You say your name 41 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 1: is yes, you work on you work on the edition. 42 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before. I I 43 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over Actually 44 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: over the finance, and we're going through all of the 45 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 1: books and looking at all of the numbers of the 46 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: of the members of the church and directory, and we're 47 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: noticing what people are paying time, what people are fan tid, 48 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: who's coming to church, who's participating in different and different 49 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 1: UH ministries and whatnot. And since it the car I got, 50 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: I had to be honest with you. You you am 51 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: maybe once every one of the mine. We might see 52 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: you might not see you, you know, and like I said, 53 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: God may not beat through with you, but we are okay. 54 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: You been saying that it's undersening why I don't understand, 55 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: like y'all monitoring my my my church going like I can't. 56 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: I can't. I have to go every single week. I 57 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 1: mean when I came, Why are you absent so much 58 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: at the church? Explain that? I mean, I have three kids, 59 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: you know, I mean I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't. 60 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a 61 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: church can are you yall? You got two jobs? But 62 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: we're not getting tired Like you got two jobs. You're 63 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: not kind and like you got two jobs? Channel Ford. 64 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: You just you just said I got two jobs. That's 65 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: what you just said, and that those two jobs are 66 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: in supporting my chid. I mean, I can't support the 67 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: church and my kids is the same term. I can't 68 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: do both? I mean I do, I give what I can. 69 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, what are you making on 70 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: that other job? Are you serious? Are you really? You? Really? You? Really? 71 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: I didn't know the church that God is this deep 72 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: with you really asking me how much I make and 73 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: my fuckings all that I chape to support my kids? Cool? 74 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: And now did this gotta be something? This is I'm 75 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 1: gonna say this to you again. God may not be 76 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,559 Speaker 1: through with you, but we are. You are gonna pay 77 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 1: your ties. If you're not gonna come to work on 78 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit? The church? 79 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: Is that what the church is about? This can be 80 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you. 81 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: You you let me tell you what the church is 82 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: all about? The churches? Hey, and do say we go 83 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: with you again? One more time? I'm serious. No, I'm 84 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: gonna tell you this. Somebody is that what the church 85 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: is about? Let me tell you what the church is. 86 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 1: The church is a hospital for cripple souls. You understand 87 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 1: that that's what. Okay, that's what the churches. But when 88 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: when we have the souls that are coming in to 89 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: be saved, we are doing our job. And guess what 90 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: those people that are coming and you know what they're doing. 91 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: They're tithing. That's what they're doing. They're tithing you, sister Takara, 92 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: and I'm sure your soul is crippled. You're not coming 93 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: and you're not tithing. You may give us a little 94 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: some something when you show up. If you show up. 95 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 1: Am I right? A wrong? Okay? Hold? Does let me 96 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: get this straight? This is what you called me for 97 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: in the middle of my work day to tell me 98 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: that you're kicking me out the church because I don't 99 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 1: give enough money to the church while I'm at my 100 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: job that I can bury afford to pay my bills 101 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: with that of fact, I don't even know who you are. 102 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: I've never met you in my life, and I don't 103 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: you know what this church? You know? This church. I 104 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,679 Speaker 1: hate to say it, but if that's what the church 105 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 1: is about, you had the nerve to call me. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, 106 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: let me say something now. You're being very Unchristian like 107 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: na just to the car. You're gonna watch your tone 108 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: in your language. Jim, this is not Christian life. Well 109 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: do you do you know? Brother Dwayne isn't at your brothers? Okay, 110 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: and my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you? 111 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: Really my brother? So so what is this about? Brother whatever? 112 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. What is your name? My name is 113 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother 114 00:06:47,920 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: Dwayne got me to pray phone call you. No, oh 115 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: my gosh, he's not to get me by you took 116 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: this job. I mean the lobbying for looking at me. 117 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: Oh my USh, what's up? No? No, normal, Oh my god, 118 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god. My heart is racing. Tell me that's 119 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: the car. What is the baddest and I mean the 120 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey. God may 121 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: not be through with you, but we are church. Steve. 122 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: Get your nephews fussing in that lobby. Let him go ahead. 123 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: But see but see that's what it is. Let me 124 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: get away from my cubicle because what I don't want 125 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: to do is lose my church and my job. Okay, 126 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: may not be with you, but we are. You're gonna 127 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: quit all lit halfway tithing came on when you're coming here. 128 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 1: We don't want you here no more. That's how we're 129 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: doing that. That's how we're cleaning house. And I'm telling 130 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: some churches did that. Uh my, go Aroundabama, y'all getting 131 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: ready to Nephew coming to town baby, March the fourteenth, 132 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. I think 133 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: it's gonna sell right now. The fool is coming to town. 134 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,359 Speaker 1: It's that twenty twenty fool, that twenty twenty straight up ignorant. 135 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, fool, get you take us, come see 136 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,319 Speaker 1: me up close? And personal ignorance comes around every three folk, yea, 137 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: come when we get it? Yeah, you're lucky every day 138 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: spreading some of that, spread some of it around. God 139 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:57,440 Speaker 1: may not be through with you, but we are a ministry, 140 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,680 Speaker 1: all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it is 141 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters, subject seventy and selling Sexiness. We'll get 142 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: into it right after this. What do you hear this