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Speaker 1: So yep, the big Zamboni. Calm down, Eddie. So Alex Ovechkin,

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Speaker 2: Nobody gets excited about eight ninety nine goals, but nine

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Speaker 1: Take a listen. He done something for the goal he scored.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jordan Bennington, it's more of a visual thing

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Speaker 2: Question, what is the most puzzling thing about the Saint

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Speaker 2: Assumed everyone was focused on Alex Ovechkin, so no one

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Speaker 2: Is it true that Saint Louis Blues goaltender Jordan Bennington

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Speaker 2: Well, now it is believed, and I think this has

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Speaker 2: And he probably figured like, Hey, the holidays are coming up,

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Speaker 2: here's the Mallard Riddle of the day. Former NFL player

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Speaker 2: Matt Khalil, his ex wife blamed the demise of their

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Speaker 2: marriage on blank.

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Speaker 1: Again, former NFL player, I think you played with the

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Speaker 1: Vikings and some other teams.

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Speaker 2: Matt Khalil his ex wife Haley all over the tabloids

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Speaker 2: blaming the demise of their marriage on blank.

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Speaker 1: No cheating.

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Speaker 2: That is the Malord riddle of the day. The answer,

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Speaker 2: We'll get to it. We'll do it next.

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Speaker 7: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 7: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on

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Speaker 7: Fox Sports Radio. And the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Rob Parker and Calvin Washington from The Odd

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Speaker 2: Couple on Fox Sports Radio.

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Speaker 3: to ten pm Eastern on Fox Sports Radio, we are

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Speaker 3: excited to announce brand new YouTube channel for the show.

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Speaker 2: That's right, You can now watch The Odd Couple live

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Speaker 3: again YouTube, Just search Odd Couple FSR.

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Speaker 2: Subscribed back to it and we'll have the Ask Ben.

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Speaker 2: Then we'll get back to the calls in a moment.

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Speaker 2: But here is the ask Ben portion of the show.

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Speaker 2: In a moment, here's the riddle. Former NFL player Matt

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Speaker 2: Khalil's ex wife, her name is Haley. She blamed the

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Speaker 2: demise of their marriage on blank courtesy Flusher, honoring the

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Speaker 2: caller formerly known as Angry Bill as because of a nine.

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Speaker 1: Year old girl.

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Speaker 2: Nine year old girl because their horrible investment in PEPSI

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Speaker 2: clear now he lost all his money betting on the

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Speaker 2: penny from ferg Dog.

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Speaker 1: What else we have? Page down Milkman Mike says their

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Speaker 1: decision to play on air on air game.

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Speaker 2: Shows on a national radio program. Luke the Vending Guy

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Speaker 2: that last one was from Milkman.

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Speaker 1: Mike.

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Speaker 2: Luke the Vending Guy says he called grilled cheese toasted cheese.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not that's right, that's a party foul.

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Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns says the Beanie Baby market crash.

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Speaker 1: Is what led to the demise of the relationship there.

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?

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Speaker 2: Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota says the riddle of the day.

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Speaker 2: She said the divorce was caused by him constantly wanting

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Speaker 2: to waterboard her. Okay, Kathy in Madison says he blamed

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Speaker 2: it on the Basanova is the answer?

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?

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Speaker 2: Rancid farts from Donkey sausage, mascot porn guessed by Fudgie

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Speaker 2: in Boston.

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Speaker 1: Alf the Alien.

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Speaker 2: Opiners says their horrible investment in Russian rubles is to

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Speaker 2: blame fried oca from Eke.

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Speaker 1: I believe that's what he said. Who else do you

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Speaker 1: have page down? See here?

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Speaker 2: Amy says because she is Stefon Digg's fifth baby Mama

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Speaker 2: number five.

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Speaker 1: According to Amy, who else do we have? A jess

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Speaker 1: En junction?

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Speaker 2: Says her official Green in WNBA throw toy is the answer.

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Speaker 2: Gunner from the Walmart in Minnesota, but Northern Minnesota says

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Speaker 2: betting on Lebron is the answer. Nurse jockey says, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna get in trouble with my bosses that I brought

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Speaker 2: up hockey. All right, let's see, do you have an answer,

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Speaker 2: Lorraine again the question the riddle of the day. Former

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Speaker 2: NFL player Matt Khalil's ex wife went public. Blamed the

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Speaker 2: demise of their marriage on blank.

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Speaker 8: She blamed it on the booget.

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Speaker 2: She blamed it, Doug the correct the answer, Lorena. She

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Speaker 2: blamed it on the size of his manhood. About that, yeah, apparently, Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And it wasn't that it was too small, Lorrana. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she went the other direction. She said that there was

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Speaker 2: a size issue there that was a problem.

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Speaker 8: I was just talking about this the other day.

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Speaker 1: You really, you were it's thing that would that would

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Speaker 1: come up.

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Speaker 9: Yes, it is interesting, but you know, sizes really do differ.

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Speaker 9: And but you think that you'd figure that out kind

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Speaker 9: of early on in the relationship if it works for

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Speaker 9: you or not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think that they did not wait to

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Speaker 2: consummate the relationship until the night.

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Speaker 1: They got married, but who knows. You never know, you

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Speaker 1: never know. She's I guess.

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Speaker 8: An influence very big though. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Well either that or she's just making because it's possible

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Speaker 2: that she just made that up because she was a

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Speaker 2: social media influencer.

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Speaker 8: And you know, exaggeration it is good for the story.

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Speaker 2: Embellishment, right, you know embellishment in there. It is the

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Speaker 2: Ben Mallers shows sick and calls all what.

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Speaker 8: The biggest circumference has been recorded?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, for somehow I've not I've not done that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 8: I looked it up and it says that it has not.

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Speaker 9: It is what it hasn't been recorded, like there's been

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Speaker 9: rumors of like and I'm like, how do you guys

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Speaker 9: not measure that?

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Speaker 8: Like you guys?

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Speaker 2: Well, I remember when I when I well, when I

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Speaker 2: first got into uh into La media, la radio, there

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Speaker 2: was a guy named Milton Burle or whatever, the actor

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Speaker 2: the early and that.

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Speaker 1: Was like the legendary you know, that was like the supposedly.

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Speaker 8: The biggest of the baddest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Milton Burrell, that's his name. But I don't, I don't,

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Speaker 1: I never you know, he was before my time. He

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Speaker 1: died when I was just started my career, so I

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Speaker 1: never met him.

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Speaker 2: Now let's go to Steve in Manhattan. I know Steve's excited.

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Speaker 2: Hello Steve, Welcome Steve O and the Big Apple.

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Speaker 10: Uncle Milty Ben distinguished panel, expanding audience. Welcome, ty Haw.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna do something that's ever been done on this show.

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Speaker 10: I want to make a request for a song. I

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Speaker 10: want hot and soul, but I want to be sung

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Speaker 10: by b Wayne singing from the nineteen thirties Beautiful. I

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Speaker 10: never knew the song hought and soul had words to it.

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Speaker 10: I thought it was a piano which for metal. But

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Speaker 10: she's great and you're gonna love it all right. Baseball's

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Speaker 10: famous Baseball seven fifty five. Aaron, the grounds keeper, picks

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Speaker 10: the ball up right. He wants to give it back

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Speaker 10: to Aaron. He can't get access to him. They don't

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Speaker 10: even care. He leaveses the ball, They fire, and they

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Speaker 10: charge it. Twenty years later, doing the hot shots of

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Speaker 10: the nineties, he sells it for six hundred and twenty

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Speaker 10: five thousand. He even got Aaron to sign the ball

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Speaker 10: during one of those Baseball things autographed signings, and Aaron

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Speaker 10: didn't know he had the baseball in his hand when

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Speaker 10: he signed it. Also, let's forget the Coveys winning the

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Speaker 10: World Series. Brian to Rizzo. Rizzo coming off the base,

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Speaker 10: what does he do? He pockets to baseball. See the

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Speaker 10: way he slips it into his back pocket. I mean,

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Speaker 10: this goes on forever in sports, right Jesus three thousand

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Speaker 10: hit was the first time it was a home run

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Speaker 10: and the guy could have sold the ball for over

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Speaker 10: a million bucks. He shuttles for a suite for the

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Speaker 10: rest of the season. Come on, man, let's let's get

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Speaker 10: on top of that stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 10: But the Jets, I don't know if the Colt fans

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Speaker 10: actually watch any Jet games. But so's guard that can't tackle,

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Speaker 10: and what is a defensive back? Let's be honest, what

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Speaker 10: is the quantity as a guy who tried out in

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Speaker 10: high school for wide receiver and he couldn't catch, so

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Speaker 10: they made him a defensive back. The guy also can't tack,

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Speaker 10: so you get they did get The Jets got away

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Speaker 10: with one here with two first pick round picks. You

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Speaker 10: watched some of those highlights. The guy's playing Patty kick.

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Speaker 2: Back there and so Steve, so Steve. They didn't First

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Speaker 2: of all, they didn't get away with one. He was

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Speaker 2: on the All Pro team for two years, not just

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Speaker 2: like the Pro Bowl. He was on the All Pro.

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Speaker 2: Is he perfect, Saust Gardener? No, he's not perfect. He's

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Speaker 2: not perfect at all. But the chances of the Jets

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Speaker 2: drafting a player with any of those draft picks that's

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Speaker 2: a two time All Pro within the first few years

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Speaker 2: of his career is almost zero. So you gave up

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Speaker 2: something for a lesser player.

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Speaker 10: Gardiner lived, Well, I'll reply, well, no, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean that's the point. You you think that you're excited

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Speaker 1: about how many times do the Jets.

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Speaker 2: Have to do this before you realize what a scam

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Speaker 2: it is. I don't understand. I don't get it.

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Speaker 10: The Jets always do it the Jets.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: That's my point, Steve, And they sucked for a generation

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Speaker 2: or more than that.

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Speaker 1: They've sucked. So what point do you say, well, maybe

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Speaker 1: this isn't the way to go.

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Speaker 2: How about we had a defense that had some talent

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Speaker 2: and you don't need to have a great offense. If

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Speaker 2: you have a pretty good defense, you can just have

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Speaker 2: an average offense and you can be a playoff team.

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Speaker 10: Well, you would, your offense would keep the defense off

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Speaker 10: the field. But it's what's got in that lived off

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Speaker 10: his first year. He did have a good first year,

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Speaker 10: and then his second year wasn't that good, and he's

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Speaker 10: not playing that good this year, and you cold fans

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Speaker 10: just well, first of all, I'm a Giant fan. I'm

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Speaker 10: not a Jet fan, okay, but the Jets they made

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Speaker 10: it on this deal. Same thing with the Williams trade

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Speaker 10: to do well.

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Speaker 2: No, again, I disagree with your hypothesis.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea what they're gonna get.

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Speaker 2: They got a chance to draft someone else, but you

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Speaker 2: have no idea where those guys are gonna play or not.

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Speaker 2: So there's no way to say that they won the

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Speaker 2: trade until you know who they're actually gonna get, And

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Speaker 2: you won't know that for three years, and by then

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Speaker 2: you won't care because you'll move on to something else.

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Speaker 2: This is why this is the greatest single scam in

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Speaker 2: the industrial complex of sports, the trading for future draft picks.

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Speaker 2: You get guys call up, they get all horny, they're like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, we got future draftings.

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Speaker 1: This is so exciting, Oh my god, is so good.

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Speaker 1: And oftentimes they turn out to be terrible or average.

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Speaker 10: I'm not getting excited about it. They could lose without

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Speaker 10: these they lose with them, and they could lose without

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Speaker 10: these guys. I'm not saying it's anything great these trades.

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Speaker 10: I'm just telling you these players are not as good

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Speaker 10: and they're not worth first round picks. Well, you know

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Speaker 10: that it's a crap shot the first round when you drafted.

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Speaker 10: Jets a horrible at drafting in the first round. They

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Speaker 10: passed up on bows last year.

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Speaker 2: But I did the mask, Steve, Steve, I did the math,

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Speaker 2: and we gotta move sixteen.

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Speaker 1: I gotta let you go.

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Speaker 2: But sixteen percent success rate, one sixty batting average, chances

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Speaker 2: of drafting, and player last twenty years in the first

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Speaker 2: round who becomes an All Pro? And the Jets did

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Speaker 2: that with both both the guys they drafted, so they

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Speaker 2: defied the odds and then traded both of them. So

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Speaker 2: now they have to go back and they have a

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Speaker 2: one to sixty batting average.

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Speaker 1: So good luck. We're gonna have ask Ben.

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Speaker 2: Your questions are answers Ask Ben for the rest of

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Speaker 2: the hour, hashtag ask Ben.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.

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Speaker 7: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meler

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Speaker 7: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. It's

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Speaker 7: now time for time.

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Speaker 2: Horry, Horry, ask bad Twitter said, is your questions on

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Speaker 2: Twitter now and the way we go to ask Ben

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Speaker 2: your questions are answer for the rest of the hour.

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Speaker 2: Over to the coop for the reading of the questions

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Speaker 2: on a pedestal.

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Speaker 5: All right, Ben, this question is from Gunner.

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Speaker 1: Let's be riveting. I'm sure it's a great question if

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Speaker 1: it came from Gunner.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's a question I believe we've had in the past,

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Speaker 5: but I don't know since we've had.

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Speaker 1: Lorena always new people.

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Speaker 5: That's true, That is true. The question is what is

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Speaker 5: your favorite soup?

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Speaker 1: So I'm a traditionalist with soup. I love chicken soup.

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Speaker 1: I love Mazza ball soup.

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Speaker 2: As an adult, my palette, I've added like a tomato

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Speaker 2: bisk I like French onion, big French onion. I would

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Speaker 2: say French onions. My number two Matza ball because I

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Speaker 2: grew up with that, and then French onion.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena, Ooh, it's so hard.

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Speaker 8: I'm a soup girl.

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Speaker 9: I love soup a Tuscana, I love split pea soup.

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Speaker 1: But my Italian do you like Italian wedding singer soup.

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Speaker 1: Do you like that?

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Speaker 9: No, not really, but one of my favorite soups is

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Speaker 9: like a good creamy mushroom soup.

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Speaker 8: Corne chowder. Oh stop.

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Speaker 4: Cool, I think I gotta go. Probably clam chowder is

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Speaker 4: my favorite all time. But French onions up there as well.

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Speaker 5: You didn't say chotta you probably chotta chotta chowder.

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Speaker 8: Lobster bisk too.

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Speaker 1: It's not Lops's lobster lapstock. Okay, So a lot of

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Speaker 1: T shirts and those gift shops in Portland, Maine, they

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Speaker 1: say lapstock. All right, what's next? What do we have here?

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Speaker 4: Ferd Dog would like to know, Hi, Fergie, what do

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Speaker 4: you put on your hot dogs?

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Speaker 5: Just mustard for me? That's what Ferd Dog said.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, I when I go to Costco and I

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Speaker 2: get the Costco Hot Dog dollar fifty Costco hot Dog

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Speaker 2: and drink, I will I will go mustard, ketchup mustard.

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Speaker 1: I'll do a little dot, little.

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Speaker 2: Dot dot dot dot dot like polka dot is what

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: So I have both.

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Speaker 9: Larena, yeah, I get. I like a lot of flavor varieties.

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Speaker 9: So I'll actually split my home dog in half. I'll

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Speaker 9: do mustard on one side and then on the other side,

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Speaker 9: I'll do ketchup in relish.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe I did across the whole thing for fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh it is not terrible Coop.

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Speaker 5: I had a Costco hot dog for lunch yesterday. That

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Speaker 5: explains a lot.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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Speaker 5: What does that mean? Anyway?

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Speaker 4: I went with ketchup and mustard like you Ben. Back

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Speaker 4: when Costco still did the onions. I did put onions

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Speaker 4: on there.

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Speaker 1: That was I missed.

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Speaker 8: They don't have onions anymore.

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Speaker 1: They do not Some locations do, but not really some locations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not here though, that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: All right, what's next? We go to one of the

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Speaker 2: Vancouver coop. They got everything at the one in Vancouverer. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna move to Vancouver just for the

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Speaker 2: Costco right across from the NHL Arena.

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Speaker 1: There they have the greatest Costco. What's next? What do

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Speaker 1: we have here?

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Speaker 5: Lady Sideburns wants.

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Speaker 1: To Lady Sideburns.

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Speaker 4: I think we've had this discussion before. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if it was on this show or a different show,

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Speaker 4: but I want to know. When using a public toilet,

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Speaker 4: do you line the seat with toilet paper or is

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Speaker 4: your ass making direct content contact with the latrine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I use two of those seat covers because one

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Speaker 2: is not. I have a big ass, so I use

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Speaker 2: two of them. So I go, I'm gonna I double

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Speaker 2: up on that, Lorena.

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Speaker 9: I actually mount the toilet and squat over it.

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Speaker 1: You're very athletic, Lorena, You're much more athletic than me.

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Speaker 2: I tried that one time. It made for a great podcast.

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Speaker 2: It also made quite the best what about you?

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Speaker 1: Cool? Bare ass, bare ass.

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Speaker 5: I wipe it down first, and then I just said,

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Speaker 5: you're an animal.

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Speaker 1: You're an animal.

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Speaker 2: Go to some of those truck stops in New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: See if you do that next?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, quickly, quick, all right, you are going to an

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Speaker 4: adult car You're invited to an adult costume party.

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Speaker 5: Mandatory to wear costume. What are you dressing up as?

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Speaker 4: Ben?

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Speaker 1: That's kind of an odd question.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing better than that. I dressed up as a cowboy.

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Speaker 2: I had to go to a party a couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks ago with There's a Cowboy.

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Speaker 8: Rain a quick guy as a magical unicorn?

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Speaker 1: Cool uh an actor? Creative Please