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Speaker 2: Miss Independent.

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Speaker 3: That's why I love her.

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Speaker 2: There it is, Ladies and gentlemen, holcome to another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove the theories that you the listener

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Speaker 3: Let's go what's up busting babies?

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Speaker 2: What's up busting babies and busting bay beets?

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Speaker 3: I assume a term that never quite caught on. I

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Speaker 2: Plai has had a lot of vision for us that

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Speaker 2: He's he's very political in a way that I don't

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Speaker 2: asking to see your pussies, he is encouraging you to

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Speaker 3: Hey, y'all, I'm here to say you can love pussy

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Speaker 2: That's cool, that's cool.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Thank you, David Borian, Thank you plies

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Speaker 2: for for the new campaign you boys started. Uh.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather not be affiliated for business reasons, but I.

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Speaker 2: Think I think what you're doing is important and I'm

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Speaker 2: excited to see the results in the next election.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they want you to rock the vote. Why are

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Speaker 3: you cocked the vote? Now? I hated it. I hated it.

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Speaker 2: It's a weird day. We took on. We took on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's gonna be good.

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Speaker 2: Though, this one's going to be great. You want to

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Speaker 3: I will read it, all right, this one comes to us.

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Speaker 3: To make sure. Yeah, but anyway, So Brie all right,

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Speaker 3: Yeah this came from Brie since on July fourth, which

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nine pm, everybody else was black out drunk watching

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Speaker 2: I like a title. That's nice.

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Speaker 3: You don't even have like mean opinions on here. I

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Speaker 3: And that's shout out to Justin by the way.

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Speaker 3: I read this scandalous longtime little mama here, curious about

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Speaker 3: I've noticed the that was not fair. I've noticed the

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Speaker 2: Damn well, I still hate your guts free, but I

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Speaker 3: It is the way I want to jump my feet

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Speaker 3: Grew up and this is like just a very general view.

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Speaker 3: We grew up in a time where like police were

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Speaker 3: at like like I mean, there were always like cop

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Speaker 3: many movies is Bruce willis a cop type guy? You

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Speaker 3: So like, I don't know if it is, at least immediately,

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Speaker 2: But I do think that there's a very clear history

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Speaker 2: a way that feels equally manipulative, although I haven't fully

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you wonder about it.

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Speaker 4: I also am curious because I don't know the percentage

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Speaker 3: In the population, I think, I would. I would question

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Speaker 2: But New York's not global like New York is its

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Speaker 3: Right, But there's not a lot of black people that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I wish we had more facts about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, except for Boys in the Hood and House Party,

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Speaker 2: And that was kind of the point that Singleton was.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with my man on this one.

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Speaker 2: Same Yeah, so Bree, fuck you and fuck the I

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Speaker 2: police can get it too. Fuck y'all.

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Speaker 3: Yep, and Bri you're a lovely woman. That's just my

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Speaker 3: special August first, twelve dollars, no discount, no no, no,

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Speaker 2: Kind words you're spreading. I get you any cheaper viewings

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Speaker 3: That being said, Langston, would you like to tell the

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Speaker 1: I like saying that.

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Speaker 3: I know that it's your line, but sometimes when I

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Speaker 2: Brother, what's mine is yours, what's yours is mine?

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Speaker 3: You do what you want. We should we should record

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Speaker 3: an opposite day one day where you're David and I'm Lens.

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Speaker 2: I only work on your laugh. I feel like you're

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Speaker 2: very signature in being able to beat you, but I.

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Speaker 3: I'll work on your smoldering sense of evil while still

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Speaker 3: being a pretty good guy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like we both have a lot of

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Speaker 3: We got small merchants.

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Speaker 2: You can follow me at Langston Kerman. And you can

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Speaker 2: see my special August twentieth on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry.

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Speaker 2: It's really cool. John Mulaney directed it.

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Speaker 3: Go check it out.

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Speaker 2: And if you want to send us your own drops,

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Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories. If you want to customery out,

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Speaker 2: to send it all to my Mama pod at gmail

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Speaker 3: We would love to.

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Speaker 2: YouTube videos. Tell a friend to tell a friend, and

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Speaker 2: most importantly, pull a cops gun out of their holster

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Speaker 2: and have some fun.

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Speaker 3: All right, say what blood you were going crazy? You

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Speaker 3: were going you're going crazy. I had to get you

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Speaker 3: out of there as a friend.

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Speaker 2: Just rip it out and see what they do. I

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Speaker 2: bet they turned into cowards. I bet their energy shifts

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, real fast. Anyway, all right, we

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Speaker 2: did it.

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Speaker 3: Bye bitch.

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