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Speaker 1: You don't confession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouth Speak Texas seventy five ninety two says came home

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Speaker 2: from work to the smell of sweet fruits, instantly gotten

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Speaker 2: an argument with my teenage son, who I thought had

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Speaker 2: been vaping.

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Speaker 1: Ye strawberry.

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Speaker 2: It turns out my wife thought one of those glade

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Speaker 2: plug in things that puffs when you walk past him.

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Speaker 2: Should probably apologize.

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Speaker 1: To my kid.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you might be smoking that glade plug in you.

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Speaker 3: Up?

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Speaker 1: Is it better for your lungs?

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Speaker 2: I'm never gonna look at glade plugins the same now,

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Speaker 2: and hopefully today's confession changes my perception of something else

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Speaker 2: forever too. Because one of our listeners wants to share

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Speaker 2: one of his he's chosen to go by the fake

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Speaker 2: name Chris today. So Chris, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys very much for having me. I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. What's your laid plug Incent of choice? Chris? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the cucumber melon.

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Speaker 2: Handsome, refreshing. Okay, well, the voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 2: are the mass speaker, Chris. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so I guess I should start.

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Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, I was planning to propose

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Speaker 1: to my girlfriend. We've been going out for about three years.

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Speaker 1: I can never tell if this is the time to

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Speaker 1: say oh, or.

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Speaker 2: I was planning to stuy tell us, do we celebrate

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Speaker 2: for you or no?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you can celebrate for me. Okay, okay, cool.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're excited.

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Speaker 3: You're excited.

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Speaker 2: So a week before your birthday you wanted to like

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Speaker 2: tricker to think it was a birthday thing.

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Speaker 1: You were doing exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty that's a pretty goodt.

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Speaker 1: I let her family and my family know that I

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Speaker 1: was going to propose, so they were all there there

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Speaker 1: where is this?

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Speaker 2: Mom?

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Speaker 1: Or Dad? This is that a Wicked Nights restaurant downtown? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so it happened, you know the meal wake rate I proposed.

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Speaker 1: She said, yes, there was such a cool moment. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was champagne. It was like one of the best

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Speaker 1: knights of my life. So happy, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. It ruined it somehow.

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Speaker 1: The next day, my dad says he wants to meet

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Speaker 1: me for lunch, and he says that it's important, and

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Speaker 1: so like I leave work and they get to the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: You probably think it's going to be like a here's

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Speaker 2: everything you need to know about being a married man,

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Speaker 2: so here's all the secrets.

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Speaker 3: I would have loved that, but that's not what it

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Speaker 3: wants to do. There, No, no, not at all. He

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Speaker 3: was acting kind of shady, you know, he was like

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Speaker 3: fidgeting and he was he was just acting weird. Okay,

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Speaker 3: And he's like, I got to admit something to you.

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Speaker 1: You proposed your fiance thought it was your birthday, so

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Speaker 1: she brought you a gift, a gift that she accidentally

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Speaker 1: left behind at the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and so he took the gift. Your dad did well.

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Speaker 1: The waiter gave it to him when he was leading.

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Speaker 1: He hands me the president. He goes, I am so

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Speaker 1: so so sorry, and I go down, what the you know?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? And I look in the bag

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Speaker 1: and it is a beautifully ornate book of a boudoir

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Speaker 1: shoot of my fiance. I mean they were all mostly

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Speaker 1: half nudes, and some of them were all nudes. So

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Speaker 1: is it dad just sorry that he accidentally sought or

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Speaker 1: something like it's uncomfortable. No, he went through the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: the thing why and one of these is going to

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Speaker 1: be a non nude. I still can't tell who this is.

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Speaker 2: Levey keep slipping.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know who it was, and I said, Dad,

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Speaker 1: you know you've known her for the last three years.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, So your.

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Speaker 2: Dad looked through the entire boudoir photos.

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Speaker 1: The entire thing, and he said, you have to promise

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Speaker 1: me that you will not tell her.

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't Dad even tell you?

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Speaker 1: Dad have just kept it to himself.

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Speaker 3: What is the point of.

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Speaker 2: You should have kept the book for him.

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Speaker 1: You would never found out he saw it.

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Speaker 2: How would he have done that without wait?

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Speaker 3: What he should have just just given him the thing

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Speaker 3: and acts like he never opened the gift, never took

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Speaker 3: it out of the.

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Speaker 2: Bag water gave this to me as you were leaving.

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Speaker 1: Is I don't know?

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Speaker 3: What is such a dumb dad move?

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Speaker 1: What is the point of telling your.

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Speaker 3: Son for his own conscience?

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Speaker 1: You can look at son of the eyes now.

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Speaker 2: Can't look him in the eyes. So what did you

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Speaker 2: tell your fiance?

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Speaker 1: I told her nothing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: The only smart man in this situation.

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Speaker 1: Right now, My dad and I we never spoke about

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Speaker 1: it since.

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Speaker 3: Good Yeah, there's no need to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's going to slip sometime, like the

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Speaker 1: dad's going to be drinking.

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Speaker 2: He's like so slicking that your mom should get some

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Speaker 2: of those pictures. No, you know that freckle that you

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Speaker 2: have on your lower back. I mean I have never

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Speaker 2: seen that one before. I noticed when we were at

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Speaker 2: the beach.

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Speaker 3: I swear, Chris, Oh, that is uncomfy.

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Speaker 2: You have an interesting marriage ahead of you.

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Speaker 1: It's my friend.

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Speaker 3: But it sounds like you and your fiance are really good.

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Speaker 1: So that's cool. Oh yeah, no, it's great. We're getting

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Speaker 1: married this summer and it's actually been fun planning it.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, don't let your father give a speech if

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Speaker 1: he's been drinking. No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Text in seventy five nine too, if you have a confession,

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Speaker 2: you can come on our show. Well, mask your voice

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Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,