Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast Lights reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episodes number three,
Speaker 1: nineteen and before. What's going on for before? Before? We
Speaker 1: are delayed? We are recording this on Christmas Eve Eve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also known this year as Honakah eve Eve because
Speaker 3: Chris maka Christmas and.
Speaker 1: Hanakah are on the same day. Yeah, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: It doesn't start till sundown, So technically not until sundown
Speaker 3: is both holidays, right, But because the Jewish calendar is
Speaker 3: based on the moon cycles, not the sun, the holidays
Speaker 3: move around, as you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well so it's been a couple of decades since this happened.
Speaker 3: So anyway, that's not why we're late. We're late because
Speaker 3: I had a minor procedure that prohibited me from recording.
Speaker 3: I'll talk more about it on the Brooklyn Boys. I'm fine,
Speaker 3: But of course I've got stories for the podcast and scars.
Speaker 3: Uh thanks Linker Park and.
Speaker 1: The scars will remind us. Yeah, so it's all okay,
Speaker 1: it's a Poppa Roach, Papa Roach.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I it was one of see cars scars to your beautiful,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah? Sure, Yeah, whatever. Yeah, that works well.
Speaker 1: Uh and and I took a break from from wrapping
Speaker 1: Christmas presents to do this podcast in the middle of
Speaker 1: knee deep in the Hoopla.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jefferson, the Waitresses. The waitresses sing Christmas Wrapping.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, one of my favorite Christmas.
Speaker 3: Songs of all time standing you forgot Cranberries too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of a lame little story, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I love a song that tells a story. I do.
Speaker 1: I miss those all right, but yeah, like the Human
Speaker 1: League Don't You Want Me Baby? One of my that's
Speaker 1: probably my favorite storytelling song of all time. You're working
Speaker 1: as a wages in a cocktail bar. You know that
Speaker 1: much is true. You know it's her his, his side
Speaker 1: of the story, her side of the story. You know
Speaker 1: that Human League nineteen eighty two. If you don't know
Speaker 1: the song, I'm Living on a prayer. Tommy used to
Speaker 1: work on the docks, Gina's Union's that's not like a
Speaker 1: linear story. Gina works a diner all day. Noose, that's
Speaker 1: just like an anecdote. No no, no, like like okay,
Speaker 1: the one of the quintessential songs that tell a story.
Speaker 1: Tom's restaurant or whatever. No, it's Billy Joel scenes in
Speaker 1: a restaurant, Brent. It takes you the story of Brenda
Speaker 1: and Edie and.
Speaker 3: Ed and how steady, Yeah, how they in the summer
Speaker 3: of seventy five of the.
Speaker 1: Queen of the Prom. They got married, they got divorced.
Speaker 1: They mean the Italian restaurant, right, the red a bottle
Speaker 1: of white. It all depends upon your appetite. Just a
Speaker 1: Friend by Biz Marquis another great storytelling song, where then
Speaker 1: he shows up at the college dorm. They they thought,
Speaker 1: you know, he thought that he was with this girl,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, snap, guess what I saw some
Speaker 1: guy kissing my girl on the mouth. You know that
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 3: And here's one for only a select few. Scare I
Speaker 3: know you're a big fan. The album Operation Mine Crime
Speaker 3: by Queen's Reich. The whole album is one long story,
Speaker 3: a concept album. Anyway, we got about a guy who's
Speaker 3: brainwashed to be a terrorist and he has a keyword
Speaker 3: and he kills people.
Speaker 1: You lost me at Queen's Reich. Listen, we have five
Speaker 1: pages of these talkbacks to get to.
Speaker 3: In factful, we'll see if we can fit them all
Speaker 3: in one episode, and if we don't do too we
Speaker 3: do two episodes.
Speaker 1: Well we'll see.
Speaker 3: Let's take a slice, oh, slice on top of a
Speaker 3: slice like John Travolta and said a night fever when
Speaker 3: he put one slice on top of the other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now he's now he's Santa Claus and uh,
Speaker 1: now he's Santa Knight fever the capitol un commercial hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. He goes for cookies at that by
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: I don't have personal sponsors like Skiary does. If I
Speaker 3: go to a cooking class that I enjoyed and I
Speaker 3: posted I went to a cooking class that I enjoyed,
Speaker 3: people are like hit the jingle. No, I don't have sponsors.
Speaker 3: I would love it if I had sponsors. Listen, let's
Speaker 3: say slices. You have a cupcake company, you could I
Speaker 3: could sponsor your cupcake company.
Speaker 1: If you have like a carpet cleaning.
Speaker 3: Your wife works or your husband works for like a
Speaker 3: home cleaning service, you know, I sponsor me. But no,
Speaker 3: I took a cooking class, not how it was like
Speaker 3: a you know it's this is.
Speaker 1: Not the Brooking Boys. We're starting to make already making
Speaker 1: Brookle boys. Episodes. This is the side Nope, no, this
Speaker 1: is the side piece. This is the companion episode.
Speaker 5: D.
Speaker 1: This is with a good as the people on the
Speaker 1: Sopranos and similar like it's slight the slices you you
Speaker 1: left talkbacks for us, and this is the feedback. First
Speaker 1: we spend the night with the Night before Christmas? Right, okay,
Speaker 1: well this is from episode three eighteen Tripping Balls and
Speaker 1: monkey calls. Uh, let's listen to our first talk back.
Speaker 1: What do they have to say about this? Or canal
Speaker 1: so flowed? Jew brody scary?
Speaker 4: Oh, the gobbler ball, the gobbler sandwich, the whole all
Speaker 4: of it. Man, I want to crush those.
Speaker 5: When I moved to Philly and I went to Drexel
Speaker 5: and I'm from Florida, my friends introduced me to.
Speaker 4: That, whoa blew my mind. And then I moved back
Speaker 4: to Florida after college and.
Speaker 5: They brought will one to South Florida. I started keeping kosher,
Speaker 5: so that couldn't either. But so yeah, rody gobblers or Knitzel, all.
Speaker 1: Right, they understands.
Speaker 3: So did I ever tell you my my kosher story?
Speaker 1: Should we say it? For the brook and bulls? You
Speaker 1: want to do it? Here.
Speaker 3: Well, he just mentioned he turned kosher, so and it's Hanikov.
Speaker 3: So I mean, I don't know ten people hear.
Speaker 1: This real quick.
Speaker 3: So I went to a Hebrew kindergarten school for one
Speaker 3: year because I was born in January, and if I
Speaker 3: didn't go to Hebrew kindergarten, I'd have to wait a
Speaker 3: full year to go to a public school kindergarten and
Speaker 3: I'd be six to eight months behind everybody else my age.
Speaker 3: So my parents put me in a Hebrew school kindergarten
Speaker 3: and then I went into first grade with all the
Speaker 3: kids that were six months older than me. But for
Speaker 3: the time I was there, the teacher said, you know,
Speaker 3: he's teaching the kids about keeping kosher and what you
Speaker 3: couldn't eat, what you couldn't have, and the rules of
Speaker 3: if you're going to be a religious Jew or not.
Speaker 3: And I went home and I said, mom, the teacher
Speaker 3: said that we should keep kosher. And so my mother says,
Speaker 3: that what you want to do if you feel it
Speaker 3: that important. Again, I was five years old, scary, and
Speaker 3: she said, if that's what you want to do, David,
Speaker 3: that's what we'll do. If that's important to you, she said,
Speaker 3: but understand you won't be able to eat spareubs or
Speaker 3: roast pork anymore.
Speaker 1: And I said, forget it, you're out because you can't
Speaker 1: come out. You can't eat pork. Yes, my own all
Speaker 1: time favorite story. I'm five years old. I'm like, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm all about you know, religion and God's fantastic. Well,
Speaker 3: I can't have spareribs and roast pork.
Speaker 4: I'm out.
Speaker 1: It was like, is that what it means?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Well, but if it's for you, God bless Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's continue. We got a lot of these two knockdown today.
Speaker 2: Hey, Abrickham Boys, Long Island Dave here. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: if I'm still Long Island Dave because I used to
Speaker 2: be in Queens, then I went to Long Island. Now
Speaker 2: I'm back in Queens. So am I still Long Island Dave?
Speaker 2: Or am I Queen's Dave?
Speaker 4: Let me know, don't sweet me.
Speaker 6: But because we're talking about the Spotify wrap up playlist,
Speaker 6: you guys were actually my number one Spotify podcast I
Speaker 6: listened to.
Speaker 4: But guess who was number two? Joe Rogan. Yeah, your
Speaker 4: boy Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: I actually met him a couple of years back out.
Speaker 1: A UFC up at the UFC, we did not cut
Speaker 1: you off.
Speaker 2: And he was so short it wasn't even funny. I'm
Speaker 2: six foot one, so shout out to all my six
Speaker 2: foot plucks slices out there. But I cannot believe how
Speaker 2: short he was.
Speaker 6: So for him to go ahead and make some mushrooms,
Speaker 6: that's pretty wild. But I gotta try them because I
Speaker 6: was trying to look them up online, scary, couldn't really
Speaker 6: find them anything.
Speaker 4: That was like legit at least, but I definitely got
Speaker 4: to go ahead and get me some of those.
Speaker 6: On the topic of why you keep getting on your
Speaker 6: news feed come shit with me at Starbucks or whatever.
Speaker 6: Maybe because you got your call an oscopy and your
Speaker 6: phone was just chilling by you, quietly listening to you
Speaker 6: like it always does, even thanks China, So now.
Speaker 7: You're algolo things.
Speaker 6: This guy talks a lot about shit, maybe he likes shit.
Speaker 7: They'll let's show him a lot of shit shit with me.
Speaker 1: It's so they're serving me shit videos where they were
Speaker 1: people are going into the best bathrooms in America, and
Speaker 1: I haven't watch them, so I have a question.
Speaker 3: He was like, I can't believe how short Joe Rogan
Speaker 3: was all credit to him for coming up with mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Whatever is that?
Speaker 3: Because he's short, he gets extra credit, Like, I can't
Speaker 3: believe he has these magic mushroom gummies because he's short. Also,
Speaker 3: if you lived in Queen's Dave, then you moved to
Speaker 3: Long Island, became Long Island Dave, and then you moved
Speaker 3: back to Queens. You're Queen's Dave of the sequel, right,
Speaker 3: you're Queen's Dave too, your Queen's Day squared.
Speaker 1: But you can't.
Speaker 3: You're outnumbering Queens two to one to Long Island. So
Speaker 3: either moved back to Long Island or your Queen's Dave.
Speaker 8: Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Scarody the knee from
Speaker 8: CT He's back to all the slices who leave multiple talkbacks.
Speaker 8: Why are you the way that you are? Every time
Speaker 8: Slice time starts to get fun and exciting, you make
Speaker 8: it not that way with so many constant talkbacks. No,
Speaker 8: I hate so much about the things that you choose
Speaker 8: to be just kidding. As long as they provide some entertainment,
Speaker 8: that's all we're there for. Rock and Steve over there
Speaker 8: had me rocking and rolling with laughter last.
Speaker 9: Week you got from Brooklyn. Here you often realizing what
Speaker 9: an old thought. I am listening and I think it
Speaker 9: was gaining from Queens. Is talking about the chestnuts being
Speaker 9: an old people thing and this and that, and then
Speaker 9: Brody says, like coffee nips. I love coffee nips too.
Speaker 9: What the fuck, man, I'm only forty years old. But
Speaker 9: quick tip, after you rose the chestnuts, I do him
Speaker 9: in the oven over a better rock salt.
Speaker 1: I put him in a well that never well, I
Speaker 1: guess we'll never know because it went on to the
Speaker 1: next one you put him in. I don't know. How
Speaker 1: do you leave an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you later. Hi,
Speaker 1: by the way, that you're not the asshole.
Speaker 3: He's just telling a joke, meaning were the assholes you
Speaker 3: kept us in suspense?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Well yeah chestnuts? I mean, what do you put him
Speaker 3: in after you have him on a better rock salt?
Speaker 3: O better rock salt? My favorite Bonjovie song.
Speaker 1: Better rock Salt?
Speaker 3: Lie down in a better rock salt? Nailed it sound
Speaker 3: just like them?
Speaker 10: Hey, Brody and Scary, this is Maddie from Queens.
Speaker 4: Brody, what did you do?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: Brody?
Speaker 6: Yes? Over Vinnie sending the Slowman's commercial when Scary slipped
Speaker 6: in at.
Speaker 11: The end Slowman's and you completely ignored it.
Speaker 1: He sure did.
Speaker 3: Holiday season, Yes, hit the jingle, bitch, it's the holiday season.
Speaker 1: I'm going yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love the slices. Don't miss it, don't miss it.
Speaker 4: Beat. This is Paul from New Jersey. Monkeys from the Mangrove. Uh,
Speaker 4: wasn't there a while back where.
Speaker 12: Gregs he tried to sell monkeys and cave out Carrie's
Speaker 12: phone number.
Speaker 13: Yeah, like the monkeys and the bananas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg t took an ad out in the newspaper
Speaker 1: and said that I had Capucci and monkeys for sale,
Speaker 1: and you've left my number.
Speaker 3: And then we played all the phone calls back on
Speaker 3: the air because they're hilarious. By the way, Paul from
Speaker 3: New Jersey may have the best laugh of all the slices,
Speaker 3: the evil, wicked laugh.
Speaker 14: He does it all from New Jersey.
Speaker 12: This podcast is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 7: We got monkeys in a mangrove with bananas.
Speaker 4: We got gobblers.
Speaker 15: Man, You guys.
Speaker 12: Just making me laugh of the double hood condras. If
Speaker 12: Carrie wants a gobbler, glad conversation still going fall from
Speaker 12: Jersey calling because in Portugal, where I'm from, we comes
Speaker 12: of chestnuts for Christmas and winter. It happens a lot
Speaker 12: with the Spanish as well as Italians, so chestnuts are
Speaker 12: not so uncommon to Scary. I think it's more of
Speaker 12: European thing than it is a US.
Speaker 1: Thing, right my thought.
Speaker 3: But also Scary Scary didn't say chestnuts for that uncommon
Speaker 3: as much as he said American chests.
Speaker 1: American chestnuts have disappeared, largely disappeared, so anyway, but Scary
Speaker 1: likes chint nuts too. Hio.
Speaker 16: Hi, Hey, this is cute from all over the map.
Speaker 10: And I just want to say, Scary.
Speaker 16: And Brody all the way. Been listening to you guys.
Speaker 4: Since the off air show.
Speaker 16: And that's why it's Scary and Brody because he started it.
Speaker 10: Granted, Brody, you kind of.
Speaker 16: Made it because you're funny as shit, but Scary started it,
Speaker 16: and you should give him that respect to put him first.
Speaker 16: Scary and Brody all the way, and Scary you still
Speaker 16: owe Brody a sake dinner.
Speaker 1: Fuck you you are my friend, are going back? She's back?
Speaker 1: Who came around that you were my friend shooting out
Speaker 1: soft and she came in with the hard uppercut. Q
Speaker 1: should have left that call in Q hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of the author, by the way, yeah yeah, thanks,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to those old episodes. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: it's great shit. We still get we still get credit
Speaker 1: for it. People. It's hard for it's hard for people
Speaker 1: to believe that we were not on drugs when we
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 3: It's an unusual situation. We all listened all the time,
Speaker 3: we were all over the place. By the way, here's
Speaker 3: a little tidbit for you, especially if you're a hard
Speaker 3: rock fan. Yeah, you know who Trans Siberian Orchestra is.
Speaker 1: Of course they do that one of the famous songs,
Speaker 1: uh done no no no, no, no, no no. And
Speaker 1: they do Christmas cannon. Yeah, well they do all the
Speaker 1: Christmas songs.
Speaker 3: They do them like a rock band. Here's something you
Speaker 3: should know, uh, the same way. This came from the
Speaker 3: ashes of the off air show. There was a heavy
Speaker 3: metal band in the eighties called Sabotage with a V
Speaker 3: not Sabotage, Sabotage Sabotage and most of the members of
Speaker 3: Sabotage became Trans Siberian Orchestra. Oh I didn't know that,
Speaker 3: And a lot of their stuff especially.
Speaker 6: I.
Speaker 3: Oh, they have a rock opera album. Oh Rocks Symphony
Speaker 3: something damn it anyway. Uh, that album is like Trans
Speaker 3: Siberian Orchestra, but like hard rock music, very orchestrated.
Speaker 1: It's trendous.
Speaker 3: So those guys the heavy metal band, yes, hair band
Speaker 3: became Transbran.
Speaker 1: Slice Slices Google. Uh Christmas Christmas Eve Sarajevo by Trans
Speaker 1: Siberian Orchestra. Oh, tremendous song. Great song, you guys, Actually
Speaker 1: you all know it. You just don't know you know it.
Speaker 1: And when you hear it you'll be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: know that song anyway.
Speaker 3: And then then go on your your app and and
Speaker 3: listen to gutter Ballet by Sabotage.
Speaker 1: Same people. Nice c again.
Speaker 16: From all over the map. I just want to say
Speaker 16: I'm in episode two sixty six and about four months
Speaker 16: ago I started it, starting the off air show. And yeah,
Speaker 16: this guy's about eight hours a day because I work
Speaker 16: for Fredo Lay. I don't know, Siri, if you remember me,
Speaker 16: I called.
Speaker 4: In because you was talking about craziest place to have
Speaker 4: sex and.
Speaker 16: I did in the Freedo Lay truck and you said
Speaker 16: you got Freedo word.
Speaker 1: I mean that was a layup. How would I not?
Speaker 1: How would I not do that joke? You got? You
Speaker 1: got banged in the Freedo lay truck. You're think I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that joke anyway?
Speaker 3: Hilarious, hilarious hours a day for Q.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Fall from Jersey scary.
Speaker 17: You have to remember your godchild's birthday.
Speaker 4: Give him a gift.
Speaker 1: Remember Christmas?
Speaker 17: Give him a gift, Remember Easter.
Speaker 8: Give him a gift.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 17: Just this godsfather thing is not just being cool man,
Speaker 17: it's taking money out of your wallet, just like Whole
Speaker 17: Food does see you when you buy peanut butter for
Speaker 17: fifty seven dollars a jar?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, hold on, do I really? Oh I
Speaker 1: didn't get my godchild a gift? Do I have to
Speaker 1: give him a Christmas gift? I don't. No, you're the
Speaker 1: godfather god damn it? What am I doing here? You're
Speaker 1: a terrible I just gave him a huge fucking gift
Speaker 1: for his Christening and that was just two months ago.
Speaker 1: Now I gotta give him. Can't combine gifts from October?
Speaker 1: What are you doing a Christmas gift? And oh and
Speaker 1: his birthday was just his birthday was last week? You
Speaker 1: don't even remember. Yeah, it was, it was the twelfth.
Speaker 1: This is Ferrari, right, what's his name, the Ferrari? What's
Speaker 1: his name, Enzo? Enzo Ferrari. Isn't it Senza? All right?
Speaker 3: But Enzo Ferrari is what I made me think of it.
Speaker 3: That's what I was named after it. Dude, that's a
Speaker 3: that I deserves a gift, and that's a double whammy.
Speaker 3: That that's a birthday and a Christmas present in a row.
Speaker 3: That would be like not giving a gift to your
Speaker 3: co host. I mean, who would do that?
Speaker 1: Moving on?
Speaker 18: Moving on Laura from CT and your response. I've been
Speaker 18: listening for the beginning. I just never commented. I've been
Speaker 18: listening for quite a while. But I did listen to
Speaker 18: the off air show too, but it was just too
Speaker 18: much for great tea, so I didn't listen for a while.
Speaker 4: When it was the drop.
Speaker 18: Fare show, I listened to you too, and I really
Speaker 18: enjoy it, and I just started commenting on stuff now.
Speaker 1: Well, love you. Thank you so much for being there
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 3: If a scary lot otherwise, I'd like to apologize on
Speaker 3: my on his bath.
Speaker 18: She's back Laura from CT about the bill with drinking
Speaker 18: I don't drink, so I don't pay for any alcohol.
Speaker 18: So I'm with you, Brody. You shouldn't have to pay
Speaker 18: for alcohol if you're not drinking it. It's just like
Speaker 18: you're gonna eat the food. Okay, I'll split all the
Speaker 18: money with the food, no problem. But if I'm not drinking,
Speaker 18: I'm not paying for no alcohol. That doesn't make any sense,
Speaker 18: especially if it runs up three four hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: It's not happening.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, three four hundred dollars. I'm gonna forgive the
Speaker 3: double negative because's one hundred percent right. By the way,
Speaker 3: Connecticut has too many syllables that people are now abbreviating.
Speaker 1: It's just CT.
Speaker 3: Like Minnesota. People don't say I'm from m N. They
Speaker 3: don't say in New Mexico, I'm from m e ct CT.
Speaker 19: All right, scary, Reggie here, you've only seen eight episodes.
Speaker 1: Of the Office, maybe twelve.
Speaker 19: Scary.
Speaker 18: Not only did I watch it live like in the
Speaker 18: studio attached to.
Speaker 16: The TV, I've also replayed it like just so many times.
Speaker 12: I've seen the uncut version of the episode, like, come on, scary,
Speaker 12: it's a classic.
Speaker 1: The British versions.
Speaker 4: To watch the Office.
Speaker 14: But I know you don't really watch anything I remember
Speaker 14: here do I want to be feared or loved easy both.
Speaker 19: I want people to be afraid of how much they
Speaker 19: love me.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Reggie.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people are afraid to love her.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in no way handful, but I love her too.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you know, one day I will catch up
Speaker 1: on the office. It just yeah, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: just hear. He doesn't have any streaming services. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a dv it doesn't have a cable worth of
Speaker 1: damn is. He doesn't go to the movies. Movie.
Speaker 4: I Vagina has a first name. It's p U S
Speaker 4: S y. I Vagina has a second name.
Speaker 8: And I can't tell you why I wrote.
Speaker 1: People love to eat it every day.
Speaker 4: And if they ask you why, they'll say.
Speaker 1: Because Reggie's has a way of making straight man gay.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. That's one of the lines I wrote.
Speaker 3: But you left a lot of syllables, all right, Reggie's
Speaker 3: puss a way of making every straight man gay.
Speaker 1: See that's you have to repeat it. No I did.
Speaker 3: I did a different.
Speaker 1: You need to clear the perfection to clear the deck.
Speaker 1: I take a brew.
Speaker 7: The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 20: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. Good now do we get it
Speaker 1: out of well almost?
Speaker 3: But so the word that you didn't like that I used,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna use it again. I'm just gonna warn
Speaker 3: you that the next episode of Brooklyn Boys, I will
Speaker 3: be using the C word.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you met you were in you met
Speaker 1: your mask. No, not in the way you think. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: we'll keep it right there. A nice little teaser, little teaser,
Speaker 1: little teas in the.
Speaker 21: City Brody Scariest, Gary Brody, James Miami.
Speaker 1: Episode what time? What time?
Speaker 21: And reference to editing the podcast. Negative, that's not Brooklyn
Speaker 21: Boys style. You guys do it on the fly, live
Speaker 21: and whatever comes out. That's that's what we want, correct, guys.
Speaker 1: That's what we do. Well, he's up. That was episode
Speaker 1: three oh nine. The Chiefs don't play in Kansas, dumbass,
Speaker 1: so he's called it. But what time in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night did he record that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: That one was in the morning. Of course, there you go, so.
Speaker 21: Boy, James Brody Scariest, Gary Brody Miami James again, episode
Speaker 21: three or nine and reference to the free Deserve for
Speaker 21: scary Yes, ten percent, Come on, scary, you're ready not
Speaker 21: coming through with a steak dinner?
Speaker 1: Come on, sir, r tem person type percent. Thanks.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what the teen percent is,
Speaker 3: but I agree with him.
Speaker 21: That's aim Captain speaking broadly. Scary, scary, play the fucking
Speaker 21: dring gole, play that dream gole.
Speaker 7: All right, thanks, Hey Brooklyn Boys, it's Manny here. Rika
Speaker 7: on the episode on the Brooklyn.
Speaker 22: Boys last time, for episode three sixteen, you were trying
Speaker 22: to recall a game.
Speaker 7: If I remember correctly, I think.
Speaker 18: It was Mahanai.
Speaker 2: If it's not Maharam.
Speaker 7: Twice for Life and Joy catching.
Speaker 22: Up, I'm leg, I said, sorry for if I'm bringing
Speaker 22: up bad murrays again rift While leaving the talk about Hey,
Speaker 22: Brody is scary many here, Johnny from CT said an
Speaker 22: episode in Bruce Lifetime, for episode I think it was
Speaker 22: three sixteen, he asked Brody and Scary one they would
Speaker 22: tell their younger selves. I would tell I would I
Speaker 22: would tell Brody to tell his younger self not to
Speaker 22: stick his hand out for uh, scary, because he's never
Speaker 22: gonna get that steak dinner.
Speaker 1: That's a great answer.
Speaker 3: Love that, Manny, Thank you, Thank you, all right.
Speaker 21: Continuing Brody Scary James Miami episode three or Nice Life Time.
Speaker 21: You're talking about Brody keeping you up, but you're always
Speaker 21: out eating at your bougie places late in the mean
Speaker 21: streets of New York. Come on, bro come on, Scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you can. You keep me up, but I'm
Speaker 1: not out. I'm sleeping, so you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what that was in reference to when did you keep
Speaker 1: me awake? No sleep till dinner? I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a while ago.
Speaker 19: From the boys Caitlin, Mark and Luke from Sure Sorry
Speaker 19: just left me because our kid's been forarding all night.
Speaker 23: Anyways.
Speaker 19: Nice just listening to your episode on chestnuts. I believe
Speaker 19: you can actually get chestnuts in New York City at
Speaker 19: the Dirty Water hot dog stands. I'm pretty sure they
Speaker 19: have them in like a hanging barbecue rope. They do
Speaker 19: the side of the truck, they do the mountain of nuts.
Speaker 1: They just got the far Those are the foreign ones.
Speaker 1: Don we're the American chestnuts. You don't know. They're not
Speaker 1: American chestnuts. Most of them are from They're from China
Speaker 1: or wherever they're from. I don't know. There's somewhere not
Speaker 1: from here.
Speaker 4: Nineteen. This is from Washington.
Speaker 10: I fucking knew it scared Jones gonna say these red
Speaker 10: bottoms bloody shoes.
Speaker 4: I knew you were gonna make the reference.
Speaker 10: And Brody, some shoes are that expensive, and that's okay.
Speaker 10: Some people spend that much money on it. You know,
Speaker 10: that could be kind of crazy, But that's just a
Speaker 10: different the world.
Speaker 4: You and me. Uh we don't.
Speaker 1: My first by the way, that was talking about my
Speaker 1: first foray into a cauture with with with these little
Speaker 1: Breton shoes four hundred and fifty dollars because they were
Speaker 1: on clearance. I went. I spoke to everybody about them
Speaker 1: that night, and everyone was like, you gotta bargain you crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I would have stayed, would have taken
Speaker 1: them fifty Yes, I did. You said you paid eight hundred.
Speaker 1: No I didn't.
Speaker 3: You said, ay, twelve hundred dollars shoes. You got eight
Speaker 3: hundred and you I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, I gotta like half price. We were on clearance.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you said you paid more than that.
Speaker 1: Did I? Yeah? If I did, I was like, I'm mistaken,
Speaker 1: unless I was talking about well I spent in total
Speaker 1: for my outfit. Maybe I meant it like that. I
Speaker 1: don't know, just so you know how boozy Scary is.
Speaker 3: Rather than just saying it was my first pair of lubatons,
Speaker 3: he says it was my first full willium to couture.
Speaker 1: Shut up, dick.
Speaker 10: Yeah, not everyone, And that's kind of world Scary Jones does. Uh,
Speaker 10: And he says he's not a fashion guy or whatever.
Speaker 4: But when I think of Scary Jones, I think.
Speaker 10: Of John Varvado and I don't know, some expensive colone
Speaker 10: and boutique hotels which are you know, have like a
Speaker 10: million followers on Instagram.
Speaker 4: And shape like that.
Speaker 1: So that's the favorite.
Speaker 4: That's okay, my friend, all right, and Scary Jones.
Speaker 24: If I would be you, I would literally talk to
Speaker 24: the accountant and see if I can do like a
Speaker 24: text right off for those you know, red bottom fancy
Speaker 24: shoes of yours and eating out there anything.
Speaker 10: Else fancy and expense that you use, because he actually
Speaker 10: uses for work you wearing all that while you are
Speaker 10: on clock hours, putting in those hours for the you know,
Speaker 10: the big empire.
Speaker 1: iHeart right, let me tell you about that. I asked
Speaker 1: about that, and he, my countenance, said, you cannot claim
Speaker 1: that because if it's something that you could also wear
Speaker 1: that's not for work, like you could wear other occasions.
Speaker 1: Then you can't expense it. You can't write it off.
Speaker 1: It's got to be something that would only be used
Speaker 1: for a work function situation.
Speaker 3: See, I could write them off because no one would
Speaker 3: believe I would ever go anywhere else besides the concert
Speaker 3: to wear those shoes, right, it would only be for
Speaker 3: the jingle.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, otherwise you're improperly writing shit off. You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't say, oh, I did I use these for work?
Speaker 1: It's nah. They I can go to New Year's Eve
Speaker 1: and wear them and they're totally fine, and I will
Speaker 1: use them for other things. So unfortunately, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: see where you're going with that.
Speaker 3: Now, here's the requirement that the entire morning show had
Speaker 3: to wear lubitons, Then you could write them off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no requirement.
Speaker 24: Yeah, just to say comment it's five forty five am
Speaker 24: on a Sunday in Washington and spouring range some my
Speaker 24: apologies if the audio sucks, but hey, this time you
Speaker 24: cannot say, oh, it was two am when this guy
Speaker 24: left this.
Speaker 4: Mess, or it was one am.
Speaker 10: I wonder what kind of nasty shadow forbidn't think he
Speaker 10: was doing it this hour, he said it not so
Speaker 10: sorry for living. Another talk back breaking voice said name
Speaker 10: from Washington. You know you should know that luxury, top
Speaker 10: of the line brands cannot have their stuff done at sweatshops.
Speaker 10: It would be horrible for their brand. It would be
Speaker 10: horrible for their name. So yeah, I don't think the
Speaker 10: cost was ten or twenty dollars, my.
Speaker 3: Man, No, I'm sure that people they were handmade in
Speaker 3: by professionals.
Speaker 1: I was just giving him shit.
Speaker 25: Brooklyn bles Becca from Long Island calling about the storage.
Speaker 25: They got me just like you, Brody, except they keep
Speaker 25: getting me seventy five dollars to start next month. I
Speaker 25: went up to eighty ninety. I'm now at one hundred
Speaker 25: and twenty dollars for a seventy dollars storage bind. No,
Speaker 25: nothing has changed. I went down there and talked to
Speaker 25: the guy and when he told me there was nothing
Speaker 25: he could do, because scary, that's actually nothing.
Speaker 1: He could do because what wait, no, I got it out.
Speaker 1: That's Eeca. That was the end of her.
Speaker 3: Becca Becca, Becca, let's go half on the storage unit.
Speaker 3: I'll fight for you, Right's.
Speaker 18: That's absolutely crazy to spend that much money on a
Speaker 18: pair of speakers. I guess you're single and you don't
Speaker 18: have children, and you can.
Speaker 4: Do that foorth pair.
Speaker 12: We can't.
Speaker 18: But at the same time, I don't want to hear
Speaker 18: you bitching and moaning about how you spent eighty five
Speaker 18: dollars on a kid's school thing for some popcorn or
Speaker 18: chocolate or whatever, when you can spend this much money
Speaker 18: on sneakers.
Speaker 4: Suck it up up.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a big difference. That's suck it up but
Speaker 1: a cup, and the popcorn is and the for charities
Speaker 1: or someone else. The sneakers are from me, a selfish
Speaker 1: fuck exactly.
Speaker 18: I forgot before to say it was Laura from Connecticut
Speaker 18: who told you to suck it up but a cup
Speaker 18: about spending money on kids stuff when you spend all
Speaker 18: that money on sneakers, because I was dumbfounded by the
Speaker 18: price that you spent.
Speaker 1: All right, Listen, four hundred and fifty dollars for lubatons
Speaker 1: on clearance is a fucking bargain, all right, And you
Speaker 1: paid more on that, all right, whatever, they're twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You got a good deal. I got a great deal.
Speaker 1: It's a bargain such a deal, all right for that
Speaker 1: that one went nowhere. I went somewhere. I was in
Speaker 1: a car. Hyo.
Speaker 7: It's finny again, guys talking about those words. And it's
Speaker 7: funny that you guys said the word I used it
Speaker 7: in my first talk back. I didn't completely by coincidence, guys.
Speaker 7: But anyway, I.
Speaker 23: Don't agree on the whole people who were offended back then,
Speaker 23: but they didn't have a voice, bullshit. The truth of
Speaker 23: the matter is most people weren't offended. There's a comedian
Speaker 23: called Brad Williams, I think his name is. He's a
Speaker 23: midget and he talks about being a midget and he's like,
Speaker 23: I'm a midget, but other midgets got offended that I.
Speaker 7: And uh, I don't agree.
Speaker 23: It's like people that aren't part of that community are
Speaker 23: the ones that offended for that community. And it's stupid,
Speaker 23: like the whole snow White and the Seven Doors. I
Speaker 23: refuse to let my kids watch this new snow White
Speaker 23: movie because it's a bunch of bullshit. They've made it
Speaker 23: snow White and the Seven fucking Special People.
Speaker 1: I'm the fuck out of here.
Speaker 7: It's fucking snow White and the Seventh Door.
Speaker 1: What's What's the they get. What is the He's continuing, what.
Speaker 7: An opportunity that dwarves actually get.
Speaker 23: The fucking star in a movie has seven fucking stars
Speaker 23: or co stars, they replace it with fucking other people.
Speaker 23: It's fucking stupid. It's gotten out of control with that.
Speaker 23: Everybody's offended. Like you guys always say, if everybody's offended, everybody,
Speaker 23: let's go back to the old ways. And I'm not
Speaker 23: talking about being racist and ship like that, because I
Speaker 23: I can't stand fucking racist people.
Speaker 7: But that's not being offended by everything.
Speaker 1: You got a point. What what are they calling this
Speaker 1: snow white movie? The seven no nondescript color? Are they really?
Speaker 1: What's the name of the film, it's just snow white?
Speaker 1: Does she even have helpers? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's the term dwarf that that's the issue.
Speaker 1: But that's when I'm defending dwarf on this.
Speaker 3: I'm defending it, yes, but I don't think dwarves like
Speaker 3: being called dwarves.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Speak to a dwarf, sorry, I speak to a little person.
Speaker 3: Ask them what they want to be called. I think
Speaker 3: they want to be called little people. And if that's
Speaker 3: what they want to midgets. Why again, I can't speak
Speaker 3: for everybody, but if I don't know, if they've decided
Speaker 3: they don't want to be called that, then they get
Speaker 3: to say they don't want to be called that, okay,
Speaker 3: And I don't think we get to say, well, fuck it,
Speaker 3: they should be called that. And I'm not disagreeing with Vinnie.
Speaker 3: He made some points, but I can't I don't know
Speaker 3: the answer to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough one, all right, Let's see what's next.
Speaker 23: Yeah, he's Backrod, I see where you're coming from with
Speaker 23: the whole society has decided to be kinder of people.
Speaker 13: May be true in theory, but it's complete fucking bullshit.
Speaker 13: What it was these people to be softer and get
Speaker 13: offended by everything? He got a thick skin anymore, it's
Speaker 13: it's gone to fucking fall. You're dancing around brody and scary.
Speaker 26: That was the end of him, all right, you gotta
Speaker 26: all right, I'll keep it.
Speaker 27: Brody and scary, never scary and brody. This is well
Speaker 27: from ct handed in my homework assignment. How younger me
Speaker 27: would have been like, fuck you and the horse you
Speaker 27: rode in on. I'm not finishing ship older me. No,
Speaker 27: reputation follows you basically everywhere, and knowing one day I
Speaker 27: might need to come back to the job, I would
Speaker 27: have just finished been professional.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 27: I would have hated it, but I would have to
Speaker 27: do what I have to do. It's just the way
Speaker 27: the cookie crumbles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree.
Speaker 3: I think you should leave professionally and finish out your time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would have been tempted to believe me, if I,
Speaker 3: you know, I get fired from a place, I would
Speaker 3: be tempted to be like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Shit on the brs's desk and run out. Yeah, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I think that's how this person handled it properly.
Speaker 11: Was Jamie from Queen's Again Scary? You were talking about
Speaker 11: being mister mcpheely being on a kid's show. Yeah, well,
Speaker 11: in the late nineties early two thousands, there was a
Speaker 11: kids show and a twelve year old girl character had
Speaker 11: the last name Taint. It was said recently by someone
Speaker 11: who worked on the show that not only did the
Speaker 11: creator know what it is and think it's a funny
Speaker 11: joke and put it in on purpose, but he lied
Speaker 11: to his boss when the boss asked if it was
Speaker 11: something dirty.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you name, if you name a
Speaker 3: kid taint. You definitely put it in on purpose, you
Speaker 3: know what a.
Speaker 1: Horse of Ohio. No, but that's terrible. Stop that. No,
Speaker 1: but he know that, asked Scary. No, neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: That was another Teams joke, thank you, brought to you
Speaker 1: by David Brody. That one was in disguise, Brodie, Scary.
Speaker 20: This is JJ from the Deep South. I wanted to
Speaker 20: address something that Jamie from Queen said about Scary's addressing
Speaker 20: arguments that he can't get over the chestnuts issue, but
Speaker 20: he wants you to get over this, that and the
Speaker 20: other end. Scary said, no, that's not the same I agree,
Speaker 20: it's not the same argument.
Speaker 1: We're addressing the way you approach.
Speaker 20: The argument, how you are intolerant of one and tolerant
Speaker 20: of the other, and that's just not okay, Boogie JJ
Speaker 20: from the Deep South again number two, I want to
Speaker 20: address that.
Speaker 4: Brody. You are correct.
Speaker 20: You are not a man, cheap ass or a cheap bastard.
Speaker 20: You are frugal, so that makes you a frugal ass.
Speaker 20: You got a bougie bastard and a frugal ass that
Speaker 20: I crudely enjoy. Slice for life.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Hi.
Speaker 14: Brody and scary. This is Lauren from Flat Boa. I know,
Speaker 14: I don't even have to say which city that's in.
Speaker 14: You guys know, I wanted to comment on the conversation
Speaker 14: about the R word. Totally agree with Scary that we
Speaker 14: essentially allowed it to become a negative word because it
Speaker 14: was used negatively, and then we just kind of fed
Speaker 14: into that. So let's reclaim the R word. You guys
Speaker 14: go first. Anyway, that's a great day.
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 9: You read.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: scary and voting. I am. I. I love our slices.
Speaker 4: I did too.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 3: It's the great It's the gift that keeps on giving. Yep,
Speaker 3: all right, funny. There's a whole lot more coming.
Speaker 18: Laura from CT.
Speaker 4: She's back postal workers.
Speaker 18: I worked for the post office, and you literally have
Speaker 18: to watch movies and scenarios about people who went in
Speaker 18: and shot up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, people post.
Speaker 4: Office years ago.
Speaker 18: In scenarios where you can try to get out and
Speaker 18: kith you see someone with a gun or here's something
Speaker 18: going on, you have to learn how to get out.
Speaker 1: That is going. That's where the going postal came from.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 3: By the way, I saw a job posting for they
Speaker 3: pay well, the benefits are good. All I could think
Speaker 3: about was that, even though it's been a long time
Speaker 3: since it's happened.
Speaker 25: Brooklyn Boys listening to episode three nineteen, this is Maryland
Speaker 25: from Ah. I have a new job, so I don't
Speaker 25: get a call as much anymore. I don't have free time,
Speaker 25: but I still listen. I'm still a Slice for life.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but scary.
Speaker 19: Yes, you buy you buy those red bottom sneakers.
Speaker 9: I totally get you.
Speaker 25: Good for you, scary, get them red bottom shoes.
Speaker 1: Thanks nice for live love you Rye.
Speaker 3: By the way, not quite the Northern Border by Canada. Omaha,
Speaker 3: of course, but the way she said episode three O
Speaker 3: the way she says omaha, yep, like that accent a lot.
Speaker 1: I like that all right. This one is also from
Speaker 1: episode three nineteen louby Dooby Doo. You get those red
Speaker 1: bottom scared you get them? But she's back again. I
Speaker 1: think guess who's back back again? There's no audio on
Speaker 1: this file. We'll move on.
Speaker 28: Brooke and Bernie say, hey, Scary, how is it not
Speaker 28: you the person who's splurges every fucking year with the ship,
Speaker 28: the shoes and the outfit that you're only gonna fucking
Speaker 28: wear ones and spending thousands of dollars on this ship.
Speaker 1: How is this not you?
Speaker 28: This is literally you went past three years, we've been
Speaker 28: hearing the same ship a brook and it's always Brodie scary,
Speaker 28: he's in.
Speaker 1: The fucking bathrooms? Are I love you? But you know what,
Speaker 1: for this one, it will be scary and brody. No,
Speaker 1: that's not a part of scary. Stop talking about ship
Speaker 1: that you cancel.
Speaker 7: Please take the shovel and your own foot.
Speaker 28: Out of your mouth and stop having conversations where somebody
Speaker 28: can literally cut some of the sound bites and take
Speaker 28: it out of context.
Speaker 1: And you'll be fired.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 1: Now we're discussing things in a serious manner. We're not,
Speaker 1: and we're not we're not doing anything offensive. Wouldn't release
Speaker 1: it if it was a you know, if we're making
Speaker 1: fun of things. There's a there's a rule in radio.
Speaker 3: You can say certain sexual activities if they're done for
Speaker 3: medical reasons. Yeah, right, like you can you can describe,
Speaker 3: you could say, uh, sex terminology, you can use dirty
Speaker 3: words if it's in a serious manner, right, And that's
Speaker 3: what we're doing by the same token. We can say
Speaker 3: awful things for the sake of comedy, especially if we're
Speaker 3: analyzing and not using certain words to belittle or offend
Speaker 3: exactly well put, yeah, fox.
Speaker 29: It's always broad in scared, all right, So let's just
Speaker 29: listen to right. I'm a radio personality, right, I top
Speaker 29: of the mic, right, and I get a call from
Speaker 29: somebody open management or whatever.
Speaker 1: Hr They say, oh, you're fired. Oh you're still in
Speaker 1: the middle of the ship. Okay, So in four hours.
Speaker 29: When your shift is done, bring back your your key card,
Speaker 29: all your stuff, and you're fired.
Speaker 1: You no longer work for us, all right, that's okay.
Speaker 1: So I go to Portland, Right.
Speaker 30: I get two bowls extra bean, extra spicy, extra cassel,
Speaker 30: extra everything.
Speaker 29: Right, Let's let's get that and let's wash it all
Speaker 29: down with a toll glass of milk. Right, And fun fact,
Speaker 29: I'm lactose intolerance, and I have one of those conditions
Speaker 29: when you stella and you eat something spicy and you
Speaker 29: take a giant shit.
Speaker 1: Party. So after my lovely.
Speaker 4: Meal, right, I unscrewed the microphone.
Speaker 1: I let the last song play out.
Speaker 30: I unplump every possible thing.
Speaker 29: Without shutting down the radio station.
Speaker 30: Right, and I take a giant ship on the desk,
Speaker 30: all right, riding from the microphone, I wipe mis ass
Speaker 30: off with the chair.
Speaker 1: One. That's out. That's how he's gonna quit his job.
Speaker 1: That's that's perfect. That is that that's gonna go over well,
Speaker 1: that's that's a lot of detail.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 3: I hope there's a Chipotle near your radio station if
Speaker 3: and when you get into radio and then get fired.
Speaker 1: I love how it was premeditated, the whole thing.
Speaker 21: Brook the boys broad in Scary Scary and Brody changed
Speaker 21: Miami and.
Speaker 1: J from NJ. Love with the color. Hell yeah, keep
Speaker 1: it up, loving the color color.
Speaker 4: Brody, Cary, what's this type of conversation?
Speaker 1: Walk into his second fucking sweater box.
Speaker 30: They're going to be in story toward the rest of
Speaker 30: your life, and you're never gonna want to change.
Speaker 31: Just sell the fucking things and sell the ones who
Speaker 31: bought last year with the stupid shure that you bought
Speaker 31: last year. Sell this collecting dust on your classt wed.
Speaker 7: You just have this conversation, sell it.
Speaker 1: I may sell it. It's not a bad idea.
Speaker 18: Laura from CT, how disgusting is that that they fired
Speaker 18: him in a phone call they didn't have the decency
Speaker 18: to bring him into an office talk to them about it,
Speaker 18: say hey, we're downsizing, you know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: That nothing.
Speaker 18: Nothing, that's discussing how people don't value their employees. And
Speaker 18: I would have went on the radio and I would
Speaker 18: have lost my ship, basically saying there was accidents or
Speaker 18: no accidents and kept going about it. Laura from CT scary,
Speaker 18: that's disgusting. You don't ask your friend if his daughter
Speaker 18: is hot, or if you were a Phoenix, ask if
Speaker 18: her son is hot.
Speaker 4: You don't do that. You just don't do that.
Speaker 18: And don't be friends with her on Instagram or Twitter
Speaker 18: or whatever it is X because you're a little creepy
Speaker 18: sometimes and you just don't say things like that. I
Speaker 18: would have broke your teeth if I was your friend,
Speaker 18: just saying.
Speaker 3: I can't argue with it, can't argue with that logic.
Speaker 1: He can't. Bardy is wrong, is wrong.
Speaker 15: Brody said that neither of you guys ever left talkbacks.
Speaker 15: But Brody did I leave it talkback during one of
Speaker 15: the episodes. He left it at the beginning of the episode,
Speaker 15: and then he wounded up playing it by the end
Speaker 15: of the episode. I don't know the episode me. I'm
Speaker 15: sure some slices know what I'm talking about. Brody, did
Speaker 15: you're right?
Speaker 1: Hey talk back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was part of a goof inside. Yes, So
Speaker 3: I don't remember your doctor lunch.
Speaker 32: I just wanted to let him know that, depending on
Speaker 32: what number baby your wife was having, it could take
Speaker 32: up to three hours to push out a baby. And
Speaker 32: as a labor and delivery nurse for thirty eight years,
Speaker 32: I'm going to tell you no doctor sits there for
Speaker 32: three hours. They come in at the end, they do
Speaker 32: their job, and they walk out of the room. The
Speaker 32: nurse does ninety percent of the work.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 32: Usually doctors know how much time they have when they
Speaker 32: can go and grab that's all she had.
Speaker 1: Wow. So okay, So I didn't I even tell you
Speaker 1: that story.
Speaker 3: The last baby we had, the third daughter, that I
Speaker 3: had never met the doctor because my wife went to
Speaker 3: a nurse does.
Speaker 1: The nurse does all the work, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the doctor comes in and takes, uh does
Speaker 1: the final position and takes the credit. Right.
Speaker 3: So the doctor who delivered our first two kids wasn't
Speaker 3: available for the third one, so one of his co
Speaker 3: work was available and uh so she so she walked
Speaker 3: in after my wife was in labor for hours. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and uh you know that we're timing contractions and she's
Speaker 3: she's uncomfortable and anyway, so the nurse is like, all right,
Speaker 3: you're about to give birth, but the doctor's not there.
Speaker 1: She goes, all right, I'll page her. And so she
Speaker 1: walks in slowly.
Speaker 3: She puts her gloves on, snap, puts other glove up, snap,
Speaker 3: puts her mask on, puts that that little.
Speaker 1: Hat you know what I that with may have been
Speaker 1: on already.
Speaker 3: She ties her apron in the back, you know, her
Speaker 3: smocky thing, right, and she sort of like you know,
Speaker 3: stretches her arms out. She says, hold to me, alum, mister Brodie, congratulations,
Speaker 3: I'm like good. She sits on the little little channel
Speaker 3: stool are like she's getting ready for the pitch, and
Speaker 3: she goes all right, push boom. My daughter was born
Speaker 3: like two minutes later. Like she practically caught her popping out,
Speaker 3: like that's it.
Speaker 1: She walked in. She's like, I heard you ready, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Does ten percent of the work, gets
Speaker 1: paid ninety scary a half of one percent, and then
Speaker 1: gets ninety percent of the money.
Speaker 3: The nursing staff are second, a second daughter, the third daughter.
Speaker 3: We had three nurses. My wife was in labor so long,
Speaker 3: like one of them went home, one of them I
Speaker 3: sent home, if you remember, I had her sent home,
Speaker 3: said some moredful ship. And then by the time the
Speaker 3: third one came in, they all did the work. They
Speaker 3: did everything, kept my wife comfortable, gave me. The doctor
Speaker 3: just walked in and was like, I go ahead.
Speaker 1: That's also like the going for the cleanings with with
Speaker 1: the dentist. The dental hygienis does all the work work,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, the dentist comes in,
Speaker 1: touches my mouth, opens it up with a little with
Speaker 1: that scalpel thing like claps on my teeth, taps on
Speaker 1: my teeth here and there, does a little thing with
Speaker 1: the mirror action on that.
Speaker 3: Grab your tongue with the with the gauze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my guy does a loop of gauze.
Speaker 3: He pulls your tongue over to one side, looks behind it,
Speaker 3: pulls out the side, looks on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't have twenty seconds worth of work. And then nic,
Speaker 1: you're all good, see you next time.
Speaker 32: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and the bill comes and he gets the money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dental hygieni is fantastic. I go there for her,
Speaker 3: but it's his practice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have never cavity, so I haven't needed
Speaker 1: him for anything.
Speaker 33: Yeah, Broken Boys, this is John from CT. Gotta say, Scary.
Speaker 33: I know this one isn't about the Broken Boys podcast,
Speaker 33: but I got to say that. I commend you for
Speaker 33: sticking to your principles on the Brian Thompson killer. I
Speaker 33: completely agree with you on the fifteen minute podcast that
Speaker 33: there's no reason for violence, there's no reason for killing.
Speaker 33: And I think it's kind of despicable that gond he
Speaker 33: was supporting that and not being willing to turn that
Speaker 33: guy and he's a piece of crap and he deserves
Speaker 33: worse than what he's getting right now. Good for you,
Speaker 33: Scary for sticking up for what you believe in peace.
Speaker 1: Thank you? All right?
Speaker 3: Well I need to comment on that. Go Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to get my Well, here's the thing. I
Speaker 3: don't I appreciate him leaving that talkback because I know
Speaker 3: what it's in reference to. We did mention. We did,
Speaker 3: we mention on this podcast about that the fifty minute.
Speaker 1: More, of course we did.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to turn this into future talkbacks
Speaker 3: about that. You welcome to DM me and get my
Speaker 3: feedback if you'd like, or DM scary. I just don't
Speaker 3: want to make this a podcast out that incident.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: So we played that call, but I don't want people
Speaker 3: calling about his opinion scaries of being. It's a subject
Speaker 3: that's very heated and uh, it's not really fun and lighthearted.
Speaker 3: So okay, but DMS, I'll talk to you about it.
Speaker 1: All right, that's the end of part one. I think
Speaker 1: we're going to make this Slice Time two parts. What
Speaker 1: do you think?
Speaker 3: Well, we're only half We're we're only halfway. This was
Speaker 3: a great episode. I'm really enjoying this. I do want
Speaker 3: to get some dinner. So why don't we say, slices,
Speaker 3: you did a great job. I can't wait to hear
Speaker 3: the next group. We're probably going to release part two
Speaker 3: of this a few days after you hear this one,
Speaker 3: so that you're not bombarded with hours and hours?
Speaker 1: Is this too much? Is it too much? Slice Time?
Speaker 1: Getting double? It's getting double Slice Time this week. We
Speaker 1: haven't heard.
Speaker 3: From MJ from NJ, so it be in the second part.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of all all right, Wilson slices. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much for your for doing some of the homework.
Speaker 3: And I laughed, Okay, you laughed, you cried.
Speaker 1: Do I sound raspy not just cheap, that's frugal. Didn't
Speaker 1: you hear anything of the happen?
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