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Speaker 1: All right, we got a brand new hour for you.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: and you found the podcast and we love that. We

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Speaker 1: are so appreciative of it. We got a brand new

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Speaker 1: Loser line, second Date, Laser Stories. If that's your thing,

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Speaker 1: you're a weirdo for it. But cool. But first we

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Speaker 1: like to start with a comment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah glorious Charles said, hey, longtime listener, And I was

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Speaker 2: just curious, Jose, would you ever let Brooke cut your

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Speaker 2: hair again? My wife a cutting mind to save money.

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Speaker 3: You know, if we did it for like some big

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Speaker 3: charity or something.

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Speaker 1: You trust Brook next to your hair with scissors.

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Speaker 3: It would be cut it, no buzz.

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Speaker 1: Everything. I thought, Yeah, no, it's.

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Speaker 3: Not going to shape and foil me.

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Speaker 1: Alexis is wondering if she could save some money by

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Speaker 1: me cutting her hair?

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Speaker 2: He Brook, Am I paying for cuts for the reason?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I got a lot of dead ends.

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Speaker 4: If Brook cuts Jose's hair, she does the bowl cut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there you go, there we go.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'll get my scissors out and until then,

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Speaker 5: let's get to a full hour.

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Speaker 1: Starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Remember when Fortune Cookies used to be fun? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning. A fortune cookie maker

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Speaker 4: in Australia is in trouble after distributing some inappropriate fortunes

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Speaker 4: to local restaurants.

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Speaker 1: Those are the most fun. I mean you have to

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Speaker 1: add in bed to the end of everyone.

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Speaker 4: The customers who got these were pretty shocked because one said,

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Speaker 4: you're capable of great things, but all you do is

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Speaker 4: look at your phone all day, so you won't amount

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Speaker 4: to much. Another predicted this will be a great year

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Speaker 4: for you because you're gonna get divorced.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be great.

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Speaker 6: To be married.

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Speaker 4: And one just said you're late. Fortune strikes again, so inappropriate.

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Speaker 4: Now we gotta do WCI which clip is it? Too?

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Speaker 4: Viral soundbites from the Internet, and only enough time to

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Speaker 4: play one of them. Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 4: Your first option is a sixteen second clip of a

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Speaker 4: talking parrot who's bonded so closely with her human owner

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Speaker 4: that they practically sound identical to each other.

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Speaker 7: I love the or.

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Speaker 4: Option two is a compilation clip of a naughty teenage

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Speaker 4: boy trolling his mom by jumping out and playing a

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Speaker 4: trombone whenever she goes. So, what's it gonna be? Feathered?

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Speaker 4: Sass or mothered brass.

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Speaker 5: Alexis I'm actually say feathered sasss.

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Speaker 4: We're all tied up, Jose, what are we listening to?

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Speaker 8: Animals?

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Speaker 3: Let's go parrots?

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, feathered sass. Let's see a sixteen second

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Speaker 4: clip of a talking parrot who sounds almost identical to

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Speaker 4: her human owner.

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Speaker 1: You're so cute?

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Speaker 9: Who oh.

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Speaker 10: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: I follow this bird already.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like a healthy relationship.

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Speaker 1: They there were some questionable sounds in there with that bird.

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Speaker 1: Ate for lunch.

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Speaker 4: Let's move on to your shot collar question of the

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Speaker 4: day with a man who is much more funny than

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Speaker 4: I am, just by nature, our digital producer, Jake. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: prove it, Jake.

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Speaker 8: Well, a lot of people will tell you that the

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Speaker 8: nineties was the best decade of all time.

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Speaker 1: Let's go ninety.

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Speaker 8: They'd be one hundred percent right about the eighteen nineties. Wow, wow, Okay,

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Speaker 8: that's when humanity peaked, because back at eighteen ninety six,

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Speaker 8: someone looked at a bar of milk chocolate and said,

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Speaker 8: super true? And thus the TUTSI roll was born. Is

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Speaker 1: Who really wants to eat it?

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Speaker 8: What a time to be alive. That was back then.

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Speaker 8: There's no Wi Fi, no microplastics, just horse drawn carriages,

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Speaker 8: Oh but tutsi rolls aren't the only iconic invention to

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Speaker 8: come out of the eighteen nineties. And you'll have to

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Speaker 8: tell me some others. During a special.

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Speaker 11: Gifts of the Gilded Age edition of twenty of twenty,

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Speaker 11: everyone is very excited for you. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 11: you say. Number one through twenty.

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Speaker 8: I'll describe a now famous product, brand, or event that

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Speaker 8: was created during the greatest era of human history, the

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why you're hyping it.

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Speaker 8: You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game.

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Speaker 8: And let's start with the woman who, for the right price,

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Speaker 8: will send picture rolls of HR tootsies.

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Speaker 4: That's different.

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Speaker 8: I bet you didn't know. The very first professional basketball

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Speaker 8: game happened in the eighteen nineties. And get this, the

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Speaker 8: players weren't even shooting on modern hoops yet, what were.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what would a basketball pit bucket like?

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Speaker 3: How would it go through?

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Speaker 8: Lexus is going with dig bucket. That is incorrect, alexis

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Speaker 8: they played in peach baskets.

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Speaker 4: Who would have thought basketball is played.

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Speaker 2: With baskets and peach baskets.

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Speaker 8: You were in the right track, though, Alex say, were

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Speaker 8: nailed to the wall and after each point someone did

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Speaker 8: have to go up and get it out. No holes.

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Speaker 8: Holes were invented in the nineteen Hunters brook to you,

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Speaker 8: eleven is off the board?

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Speaker 8: I bet you didn't know. The first movie theater in

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Speaker 8: showed films about one mode of transportation. I'm serious. Every

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean the eighteen nineties, we're just finally crossing

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Speaker 1: So let's see trains.

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Speaker 8: Trains is correct. Early filmmakers loved filming trains because the

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Speaker 4: That was the days when they had the evil guy

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a long mustache some good vaudeville right.

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Speaker 8: Times were so much better than Jose. Eleven and thirteen

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Speaker 8: I bet you didn't know. Americans in the eighteen nineties

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Speaker 8: were so obsessed with a new invention that some people

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Speaker 5: I mean it's always the same, like parents are always

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Speaker 8: Radio brook was around back then.

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Speaker 3: My first show I did, That's Broke in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Girl bad for this.

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Speaker 5: It was hard to do second dates because he had

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Speaker 5: to call the operator first.

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Speaker 3: I was just saying about the music, and that's you know,

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Speaker 8: No, it was the telephone. I was looking at the

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Speaker 8: face and just waste their time chatting. They were right, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: were over to you. We're talking about the greatest things

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Speaker 8: from the greatest decade of all time, the eighteenth Brook,

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Speaker 8: don't shake your head from the eighteen nineties and Jeffrey eleven, twelve,

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Speaker 4: Remember eighteen.

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Speaker 8: I bet you didn't know. A huge clothing invention was

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Speaker 8: People thought it would pop open in public. What was it?

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Speaker 4: so it's got to be a guy thing. Yeah, is

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Speaker 4: this the decade that tear away pants came.

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Speaker 3: Velcrow?

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Speaker 4: No, it's the buttons.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, buttons.

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Speaker 8: You can buttons right on the heels of the NBA.

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Speaker 4: Yes, give me tear away pants.

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Speaker 8: Tearway pants is what I'm looking for, Jeffrey. The zipper,

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Speaker 8: the humble zipper. They were very well made initially, and.

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Speaker 3: They broke very I would imagine, and they're always like

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Speaker 8: People stuck with buttons for years out of fear of

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Speaker 8: the faulty zippers. But after all that, the expert of

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Speaker 8: the eighteen nineties, Brooke.

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Speaker 11: Has won plenty of twenty all.

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Speaker 4: Right, So Brook gets to choose who gets shocked, and

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Speaker 4: they're going to be singing the number three song from

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Speaker 4: eighteen ninety seven, Yankee Doodle, O, Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 4: A very good.

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Speaker 2: Yankee Doodle went to town right, Janna Pony stuck a

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Speaker 4: What a bomber zipper almost burst over? You got shot there.

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Speaker 1: I really love that.

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Speaker 4: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 12: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We invited AI into our homes, into our work lives,

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Speaker 4: and this is how it repays us. It's Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. Because AI note takers on zoom

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Speaker 4: calls are pretty common at workplaces now, okay, basically just

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Speaker 4: transcribe the whole meeting for you. Yeah, but pro tip,

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Speaker 4: don't forget it's always listening. A writer for Forbes pointed

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Speaker 4: out a new issue that a lot of HR departments

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Speaker 4: are seeing right now is AI bots spreading office gossip.

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Speaker 1: Can't tell you where I got it from, because I

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Speaker 4: You know, it's very obvious because it's common for work

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Speaker 4: meetings to end and then a few people will stick

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Speaker 4: the AI note taker is still listening.

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Speaker 2: They mute it and then just talk bad about their

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Speaker 2: boss right there.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's becoming an issue when the note taking app

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Speaker 4: sends out the meeting highlights to the entire team and

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Speaker 4: it includes what was said after business had concluded.

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Speaker 5: You know, we have listeners right now freaking out about

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Speaker 4: Week, and four people right now, for example, there might

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Speaker 4: be something at the end of the summary that says

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Speaker 4: Greg noted that Susan seemed extra irritable on the call

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Speaker 4: today and suggested maybe she's got some stuff going on

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Speaker 4: at home. Something like that could cause major drama in

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Speaker 4: the workplace, and if you're the one who made the

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Speaker 4: sassy comment, could land you in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 1: Aiches get stitches.

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Speaker 4: Just a reminder, be careful what you say. All right,

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Speaker 4: meeting adjourned, We got laser stories coming up right after this, alexis,

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Speaker 1: Who you know they threw down at country clubs like that.

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Speaker 3: It's a country club, so he called her poor.

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Speaker 4: Paramedics took the guy to a hospital for a cutover

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Speaker 1: You know what they say about couples who fight together?

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Speaker 1: What do they say say together?

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Speaker 6: Got it?

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Speaker 1: They go to jail together.

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Speaker 10: Sure.

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Speaker 3: Imagine this is like a really slowed down action movie,

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Speaker 4: Both of them are doing court next week. As for

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Speaker 4: I know, Anthony respect. This next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 4: of Oh okay, nice another Florida stories doing here, But

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a girl's night I could get behind.

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Speaker 4: Well, when deputies got there, they found a half empty

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Speaker 4: They also watched her grab a box of sushi from

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Speaker 5: You sushi like I feel like, we should move this

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Speaker 4: She did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins.

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Speaker 4: One officer saw her eat the majority of a rotisserie

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Speaker 4: When the officers found that Sloan consumed thirty two dollars

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Speaker 4: When asked why she did what she did, Sloan said

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Speaker 4: Who could have thought that would backfire? She was arrested

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Speaker 4: next laser story is out of Food News. Ikea has

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Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, I love it already.

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Speaker 4: The twenty inch front is now being served at Ikea

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Speaker 5: Well, it's it looks like it's a very very very

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Speaker 4: I'm impressed you didn't use your husband anywhere in that description.

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Speaker 4: Good job for about five would be weird?

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Speaker 4: She's like, it's like five Michaels for about five dollars us.

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Speaker 5: Why couldn't, but why couldn't they make the bun to

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Speaker 1: Isn't that hard to figure out. It's like another ikea

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Speaker 4: The extra length is for dipping brook.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is your so they do it classy over there.

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Speaker 4: For one, it has been dubbed a potential challenger to

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Speaker 4: the legendary Costco dollar fifty hot dog combo. Thank you, Well,

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Speaker 4: the economics aren't exactly apples and apples. The energy is

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Speaker 4: For now, the half meter dog appears to be exclusive

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Speaker 1: Well, you bring it over here, nobody's gonna know what

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your final laser story. Out of money,

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Speaker 4: money Mania. According to a new report, the average American

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Speaker 2: That sounds like you have to truss. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Most of that spending does go toward essentials. Fifty

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Speaker 3: I'm like, credit card bill done, all right.

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Speaker 4: It's a little shocking how much is able to disappear

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Speaker 3: I mean even just weekly.

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Speaker 4: It's nice.

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Speaker 3: Some people get paid weekly already.

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Speaker 4: If you did that, they say, it would improve their

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Speaker 4: Financial institutions say no, I think.

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Speaker 1: It gets so much harder for budgeting.

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Speaker 5: No, like to figure out how to save enough to

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Speaker 3: And it's like every day you make a hundred or

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Speaker 1: Not for drugs. You heard the rest.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we're probably not going to be going to

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Speaker 4: uprising happens. No, no, no, not that humper, not that

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Speaker 4: end for the day. We're gonna do it the same

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Speaker 4: time on Wednesday. We've all heard of RBF resting brook face,

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 4: It's called r MF and you'll never guess what it

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 4: Plus, you got to appreciate a man with self confidence. Well,

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Speaker 4: one dude was feeling extra confident because of what he

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Speaker 4: overheard while standing in line at the pharmacy. Oh, probably

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Speaker 4: brand new edition of the Loser Line right after this.

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Speaker 10: What's up with You is just the right number. It's

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Speaker 10: the Loser Line.

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Speaker 4: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the Loser Line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: drops this charming pick applying on you hate you exotic thing?

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Speaker 4: Are you from the Caribbean because Jamaican me horn. Whatever

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Speaker 4: you do, don't kick him right in the steel drums

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Speaker 4: and tell him to get lost. Instead, invite him over

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I bet you'd like that, Alan, And that's

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Speaker 10: Hey, I don't care what the Internet says or those

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Speaker 10: dumbass politicians.

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Speaker 8: Mermaids are real.

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Speaker 6: I swear everything I was telling you about them.

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Speaker 4: It's true.

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Speaker 10: My grandpa actually caught one on his fishing boat back

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Speaker 10: it got tangled in his net and then he had

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Speaker 10: to let it go to crazy. I pitched noise like

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Speaker 10: a so he got her free. But here's the real

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Speaker 10: crazy thing. I've seen the drawings and the sketches that

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Speaker 10: my grandpa made of what he saw. It is very

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Speaker 10: So I'm telling you, man, mermaids are real.

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Speaker 4: Yes did he ripped off from a Florida mermaid.

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Speaker 5: That's why they gave her no voice because that sounds

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Speaker 8: I'm a little word.

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Speaker 3: We actually just called all the ships from.

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Speaker 8: The season.

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Speaker 6: Next message.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Thomas, it's from the bar last night. I know

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Speaker 13: that you were asking me, since I am a certified astrologist,

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Speaker 13: what I could read from your birth chart, and I

453
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Speaker 13: just need you to know that after a little bit

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Speaker 13: of investigating, I have got to tell you that something

455
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Speaker 13: big is going to happen to you tomorrow at noon.

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Speaker 13: Because you are a Sagittarius son with a Gemini moon

457
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Speaker 13: and we are having a full moon. You absolutely need

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Speaker 13: to know about this.

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Speaker 7: This full moon is going to rock your world.

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Speaker 13: And I'm going to need your credit card information before

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Speaker 13: I can tell you more about this. Just for nine

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Speaker 13: ninety nine minute, which is an amazing price considering my credentials.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, canstrol just not predict when the voicemail

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Speaker 4: machine is going to end. Got cut off at the end.

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Speaker 8: Right there.

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Speaker 1: She's not a psychic, that's different.

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, guys, I.

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Speaker 3: Know you gave her the loser line, but I'm worried

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Speaker 3: about him.

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Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 3: What's gonna happen?

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Speaker 5: Jose would be the perfect candidate to then give the

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Speaker 5: credit card and it for like a year.

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Speaker 8: I don't know one day of the week.

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Speaker 3: This was left on our voicemails details.

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Speaker 4: We'll have you call her, Jose, we'll find out. I

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Speaker 4: give you the number. But I just checked our listeners

478
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Speaker 4: star charts, and I'm foreseeing massive disappointment when they go

479
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Speaker 4: to our YouTube page and see all of our faces.

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Speaker 4: So come join the thousands of others who've left us

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Speaker 4: comments like yikes, that's what you all look like.

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Speaker 1: Oh job, it's free. Okay, there's no credit card requires

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Speaker 1: that's true.

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Speaker 4: Your eyes will never recover, nor will your ears after

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Speaker 4: you subscribe and witness the questionable content and the physical

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Speaker 4: shortcomings that we have to offer you. Now back to

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Speaker 4: the clips.

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Speaker 14: Hey, this is named the guy from the pharmacy. We

489
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Speaker 14: like exchange numbers in line and I so full disclosure.

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Speaker 14: I kind of overheard what you got at the counter

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Speaker 14: when you like went up to the window for your

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Speaker 14: like prescription, the the birth control, the birth control pills,

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Speaker 14: And I don't know, I'm just wondering that's just for

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Speaker 14: like like health reasons, right, Like you're not currently with

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Speaker 14: somebody else or doing stuff with other people, right, or

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Speaker 14: maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I don't want I don't.

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Speaker 14: Want to thank this, but didn't get those for me, right,

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Speaker 14: I mean, I mean probably not. It's not like you

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Speaker 14: need a guy in your line at the drug store

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Speaker 14: and then like ten seconds.

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Speaker 6: Later you're like, give me the birth control.

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Speaker 14: I need it, because that would be kind of like

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Speaker 14: that'd be kind of crazy, right, like kind of quick.

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Speaker 14: But yeah, anyway, Sorry, this message is getting a little long.

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Speaker 14: I think I'm talking too much, but I would like

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Speaker 14: to see you again if you're not like sleeping with

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Speaker 14: other people or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I am not every woman listening. They're over shriveled up

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Speaker 1: and died just hearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.

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Speaker 2: Type of sounds.

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Speaker 4: How do we get yours back?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Why didn't you.

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Speaker 2: Take the birth Yeah that's how you feel, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 3: That could be a good line, like you said you

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Speaker 3: order right when you're there, turn around, handed to the

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Speaker 3: girl behind you, and here you go.

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Speaker 4: You may need that after you saw me.

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Speaker 9: Look, I mean, I know I've got kind of weird

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Speaker 9: and intense between us, you know, at the end of

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Speaker 9: the night there, But just how my face is okay,

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Speaker 9: especially when I'm around younger guys. My friend said, I

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Speaker 9: have rams resting milk face. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I can't control it. I don't.

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Speaker 9: It just happens when I'm around like gen Z meals.

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Speaker 7: Specifically, it comes out on my face. And I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: I'm not really disgusted by all gen Z meals.

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Speaker 9: I just look like I am, but I'm not. Okay,

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Speaker 9: that's just my rms. So you know, hopefully we give

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Speaker 9: me up again and I can just give you.

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Speaker 7: My normal ms.

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Speaker 15: God, this is so weird.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 4: Has anyone ever said that to you that you have

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Speaker 4: resting milk face?

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Speaker 1: No, no, that before.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a compliment though it's like synonymous with

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Speaker 4: you've got the cougar stare. I think she's a milf,

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Speaker 4: but she got the loser.

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Speaker 2: Line's for the kids to get. It's a care and face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, Well, remember you can hit up and subscribe

544
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 4: to our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, where we post

545
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 4: all of our content, our second dates, our phone taps,

546
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 4: and yes, videos of us reacting live in studio to

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Speaker 4: our favorite loser line to.

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Speaker 8: Just see my RMF.

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Speaker 4: We got a phone tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we

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Speaker 4: call a guy who's been frustrated because he's been having

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Speaker 4: issues sending a package across the country. He has no

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Speaker 4: idea what's been holding it up, so he sent multiple

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Speaker 4: messages to the post office and hasn't gotten a response

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Speaker 4: until today, when Brooke finally reaches out to him to

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Speaker 4: explain why he's obviously ignorant and uninformed. It's your phone

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00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 4: tapp right now, Brook.

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Speaker 12: And Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Mindy.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling from the post office on forty th Street.

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Speaker 1: Is this wrong?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: It is okay.

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Speaker 5: You left a message earlier about a package that got lost.

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Speaker 1: On yeh or didn't get shipped, and I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call, so let me.

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Speaker 7: Tell you what happened. I was there. I was there

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Speaker 7: a few days ago and I dropped off a package

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Speaker 7: and we went over there. Yeah, okay, the tracking said

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Speaker 7: there's an issue. I tried to boop on the website

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Speaker 7: or something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I see. I mean what was the destination that

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Speaker 1: you were sending it to, sir?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm shipping it to Burlington, Vermont.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's the problem.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry. What's the problem, really? What's the problem with

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Speaker 7: what I just said?

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Speaker 5: Well, the issue is we've been receiving notifications that our

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Speaker 5: nation is currently in trade talks. What to swap Vermont

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Speaker 5: for Greenland?

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You've seen the news, right, I mean.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been watching their news. But what are you

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Speaker 7: talking about with Greenland and Vermont? I mean, that's not

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Speaker 7: a thing, lady.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're saying Greenland's not a thing.

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Speaker 7: Huh No, I know it's it's a place, it's a country.

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Speaker 7: I know what you're saying. I'm saying that the news

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Speaker 7: that you're telling me.

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Speaker 6: That's not a thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sir, you're being hysterical.

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Speaker 7: I'm being What were you talking about?

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Speaker 5: I'm hysterical, and I don't like speaking to uninformed people.

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Speaker 7: I'm not uninformed. You might be uninformed, I'm not uninformed.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I don't make the policy. I just follow it.

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Speaker 5: No mail's going in, No mail's going out.

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Speaker 7: No that's not true.

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Speaker 5: It makes sense. I mean Greenland it's got resources. And

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Speaker 5: what has Vermont got? Apel Syrup?

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Speaker 7: You know what, Maybe they're giving you false information over email.

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Speaker 1: Sir, we're the post Office. We don't have email, are.

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Speaker 7: You talking about? Of course you have an email. It's

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Speaker 7: on your website.

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Speaker 5: No, that's just for show goes nowhere, just like your package.

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Speaker 7: Wait wait, wait, wait, so no one, no one in

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Speaker 7: the post office has an email.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 5: When email became a thing, we thought it'd be a

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Speaker 5: fat and die out.

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Speaker 7: So no one at your entire office has an email.

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Speaker 5: What I'm saying here is that we are one believers

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Speaker 5: in traditional mail. Now, if you would like to buy

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Speaker 5: some stamps, No, we've got a great deal on some

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Speaker 5: commemorative Brad pits, you know from all his movies Oceans eleven,

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Speaker 5: Fight Club.

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Speaker 7: Why are you talking to me about Brad Pitt. I

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Speaker 7: don't care about brad pitch stamps.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you he's shirtless in the Fight Club one.

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Speaker 7: I don't care about Fight Club. I don't even like

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Speaker 7: the movie. When I'm here I'm trying to talk to

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Speaker 7: you about my package. That's sem held hostage. You're talking

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Speaker 7: about Vermont being traded to Greenland. I just I understand

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Speaker 7: how ridiculous shoes. I just want to know what I

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Speaker 7: package is.

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Speaker 5: You know what it sounds like, sir? It sounds like

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Speaker 5: democracy at work. Maybe you should get on board and

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Speaker 5: lose the ponytail.

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Speaker 7: Huh talking, I don't even have a ponytail. Can we

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Speaker 7: talk in reality here?

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Speaker 5: You don't have a ponytail, and I can't ship things

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Speaker 5: to Vermont?

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Speaker 3: So you know what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: We're even screwed?

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Speaker 7: Are you at the post office right now? I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: come down there. You want to package, I would speak

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Speaker 7: to your manager.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're a tough boy. Hih.

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Speaker 5: You can come on down to the radio station where

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey do them prank phone calls.

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about? Now?

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Speaker 5: Thank goodness they're not in Vermont, else you'd be out

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Speaker 5: of luck. Wait, nothing goes in, nothing goes out except

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Speaker 5: for phone taps.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: I'm saying, I'm Brooke from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 7: This is in the post office.

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Speaker 1: No, your sister Stephanie set you up. She said you

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Speaker 1: have some issue at the post office with a package. So,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what we just made it worse, that's all.

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Speaker 7: You know. You almost got me because there are some

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Speaker 7: weird people at the post Well.

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Speaker 5: I am surprised at how uninformed you are because that

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Speaker 5: whole Vermont Greenland thing that's real.

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Speaker 1: The rest of it is totally made up.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it goes out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's right, that's the policy.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey's phone tabs on the twenties Brook and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes lying to someone is actually the kindest thing that

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Speaker 4: you could do for them. Why, I mean, are you

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Speaker 4: really going to be honest about what you think about

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Speaker 4: your grandma's cooking oh okay, or your child's athletic abilities,

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Speaker 4: or when the dentist asks tell me, does this hurt?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 4: No, you don't tell them the truth. Absorb the pain

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Speaker 4: so that you don't hurt their feelings.

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Speaker 1: What don't you bottle up? Is my question?

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Speaker 4: Bottle it all up? Because one of our listeners says

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Speaker 4: he was given no other choice but to lie right

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Speaker 4: to his date's face, because if he was truthful about

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Speaker 4: the real reason he had to suddenly leave, she would

675
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 4: probably never want to speak to him again. Oh and

676
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 4: I guess yeah, she kind of isn't so if you're

677
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: gonna hear what happened in your brand new second Date

678
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 4: update right.

679
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 12: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

680
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 4: If you're a single guy who wants to date and

681
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 4: it's a Friday night, but you've got no action, no options,

682
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 4: and what do you do?

683
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean you stay home and play video games?

684
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: Obviously you find a new hobby.

685
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't give up like that. You got to

686
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 4: do exactly what our listener Twan did, and you go

687
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 4: back to the well. The well, at least that's what

688
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 4: he said in the email. I don't even know what

689
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 4: the well is, but I'm sure a lot of our

690
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 4: listeners want to know where they can find this mysterious

691
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 4: well so they can visit it too.

692
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 5: Your description makes it sound like it's dry, sounds like

693
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 5: where the up techs come from.

694
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 4: Let's find out, Twan. Welcome to the show.

695
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: Twan.

696
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 6: You there, Bud, Yes, i am, I'm right here, all right.

697
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: Can you explain what you mean? Because your email said

698
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 4: you went back to the well.

699
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 6: All right, all right, all right, I went back to

700
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 6: the well. So I went to hinge. Ah yeah, yeah,

701
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 6: I had a little drink and I just sent a

702
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 6: big mass email like, oh my matches, just to say

703
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 6: who was going to catch yees?

704
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 4: Bro, I see what you're you're saying you went back

705
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 4: to all the old matches that you had from a

706
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 4: long time ago, like that.

707
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: Are already dms.

708
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 6: Yeah that we never actually linked up.

709
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I could say that, Binger well, because you know,

710
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: all those girls were interested at least at one point.

711
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 4: It's not you.

712
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: I think they literally go to a tabor you have

713
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: to click like old.

714
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, I like that. Alexis pretends like she

715
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 4: doesn't know. Yeah, pretty sure. It's in the upper left corner.

716
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 4: It's on the second page.

717
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 8: Yeah.

718
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: Can I ask what how many messages did you send.

719
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 6: About thirty to forty wow?

720
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 9: Wow?

721
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: And how many did you get?

722
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 6: Well? One actually responded her name was killed.

723
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 4: No one of all of them, brot last minute.

724
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, in a short period of time, one and she

725
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 6: was you know, I actually met up with her.

726
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 4: It's nice to find some who's just as desperate as you.

727
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 4: So that feels good. What'd you guys do?

728
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 6: Oh? We ended up going to the bar and after

729
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 6: a couple of tequila shots and talking, and she really

730
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 6: looked like a picture. Wasn't any type of catfish or

731
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 6: anything like that.

732
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 5: Did you remember anything about her, like why you liked

733
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 5: her or if you had connected earlier?

734
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 6: Oh, she had some really nice eyes and you know,

735
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 6: nice eyes breastlesses.

736
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 4: Like I said, you have away with words.

737
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 5: It started to feel like you only said the eyes

738
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 5: to make the breast part feel better.

739
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 6: Maybe I did. I don't know.

740
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 4: Did you give those compliments directly to her? Oh? Yeah?

741
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 6: After a few down Julio Blancos and the compliments kept coming.

742
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 4: Way Brook, you wouldn't be mad at that type of

743
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 4: compliment coming at you immediately.

744
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 5: Right, I mean, okay, listen, Like I feel like everybody,

745
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 5: you and her know what.

746
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: The goal of this evening is. Yeah, so it's an

747
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: appropriate compliment.

748
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was trying to get unhings that was, but

749
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 6: it looks really good. We were at the corner of

750
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 6: the bar by the jukebox. We were playing music. Then

751
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 6: we ended up making out.

752
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: That another like a good bar makeout.

753
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, box, I think we've all had this day.

754
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: What did you actually that night? Did you actually expect

755
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: to see her again?

756
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

757
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 6: I mean I asked her. I said, she wanted to

758
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 6: go back to my house. You know at my house

759
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 6: I have more don Julio and more drinks. And I

760
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 6: don't think that was Oh yeah, I told I make

761
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 6: better drinks than the bartender. So she's very excited. She said, okay,

762
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 6: what there's a big butt, big oh.

763
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 4: In addition to the eyes and the other body parts.

764
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 4: That's good.

765
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 6: So you know, I get a call from a couple

766
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 6: of my friends in there. They're like, oh, we need

767
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 6: to hang out. We need to hang out with we're drinking.

768
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 6: There's more women over here. You need to be here.

769
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 4: So you answered the phone call while you're still with her.

770
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 5: Please tell me you were on speakerphone when they're telling

771
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 5: you there's more women.

772
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 6: No, no, there wasn't no speakerphone. But I saw the

773
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 6: nine one one call and I had to decide real

774
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 6: fast if I was going to go with my buddies

775
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 6: or go back to my house with Tim. And I

776
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 6: I told her that my mother had a regular heartbeat.

777
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh wow, you get your mom a

778
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 4: heart there's the bar.

779
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 2: You invited her back and then took back the invice.

780
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

781
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 6: And you know she looked at me like huh, like

782
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 6: what Yeah, I told her I had to leave, and.

783
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 4: She must have understood. I mean, your mom is having

784
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 4: an emergency Friday, think midnight.

785
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 6: I don't think she believed me, and she didn't buy it.

786
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 6: I've been trying to call her and text message her

787
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 6: for the last couple of days, and she hasn't been

788
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 6: answering me.

789
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 4: But what happened with your buddy and all of the

790
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 4: girls that he had?

791
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 16: Oh?

792
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 6: Well, we woke up on Sunday. I mean, this is Friday.

793
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 6: We ended up leaving Friday morning.

794
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: Oh why do I feel like you only woke up

795
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: with your buddies?

796
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what you like to believe.

797
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I mean, so.

798
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: The problem is you only slept with a few girls

799
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 3: that weekend. You need to get the one that got away, Yeah.

800
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 4: The one from the well.

801
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: I mean, why do you want to call her? Honestly?

802
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had that. We had really good conversations before

803
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 6: the don Julio. She's very pretty and I got another

804
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 6: Friday night coming up, and there's nothing of books.

805
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh one of.

806
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 2: The other twenty nine replied, poor guy, it.

807
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: Is really hard to recommend that she go out with

808
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 1: you again.

809
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 4: Although you did get her to say yes to coming

810
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: back to your place, so she was clearly feeling something.

811
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 5: She was on the same page as then for sure, Jose.

812
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 5: But like after being ditched, like that sucks insulting.

813
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: She might see it as a challenge and like want

814
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 4: to finish what she started.

815
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 5: Oh, some girls liked it, and she's just playing hard

816
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 5: to get That's why she's not calling back the guy.

817
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 4: That's what I want. Yeah too, we all want to

818
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 4: think what we want to think. But let's see what

819
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 4: Kim thinks when we call her and try and get

820
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 4: you a successful second date update for your Friday night.

821
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 12: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second

822
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 12: date updates.

823
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 4: Don't you hate it when you're bringing a woman back

824
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 4: to your place and you get blocked by your mom's

825
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 4: fake heart condition. Darn sucks.

826
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: It's so not sad.

827
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's what happened to our listener Twan on

828
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 4: the night that he met up with a beautiful woman

829
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 4: named Kim from Hinge and right before he could bring

830
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 4: her home, got a call from his buddies, saying they

831
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: had a bunch of ladies, big party, we need you here. Yeah,

832
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 4: so tough choice, but Twan chose the bros.

833
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: It's like woman or several women.

834
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: He chose the bros.

835
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 4: Just ended up having a fantastic weekend. But guess what

836
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 4: the cool thing about weekends? There's another one coming up? Okay,

837
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 4: and he wants to reach connect with Kim to see

838
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 4: if she's available for that one, because luckily his mom

839
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 4: is all better. Yeah, that's good news.

840
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 5: Kim didn't find out about you going over to this party,

841
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 5: did she?

842
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 6: No, she didn't. I hope she never does.

843
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: Okay you.

844
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: When you got the call.

845
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: But he was drunk and on the phone.

846
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Talking really loud.

847
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I was covert. She didn't have no clue.

848
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 6: I just my friends got over excited, they said over

849
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 6: bros and bros over. So I hoped she didn't hear

850
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 6: any of that.

851
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. I trust in Twine's ability to stay covert.

852
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: I don't trust in our ability to not out him

853
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 1: in this night.

854
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I be honest to hear her sign.

855
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 4: That's a good point. Let's hear what Kim has to say.

856
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 4: She might be really excited at the chance of getting

857
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 4: to meet up with you again.

858
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 8: Swan.

859
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 6: Okay, I just want to make sure that the ladies

860
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 6: in the room have my back.

861
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 5: As long as you're honest about your intentions with Kim,

862
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 5: Like you don't lead her on, making her think you're

863
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 5: gonna fall in love with her or anything.

864
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm down.

865
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know what any of that means,

866
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 6: but just have my back.

867
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 4: Okay, All right, let's all hold each other's back while

868
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 4: I dial Kim and we'll see what happens.

869
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 6: Hello.

870
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking to speak with Kim. This is a

871
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 4: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

872
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 1: Hi Kim, welcome to the show.

873
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 15: Hi. I'm not interested.

874
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 16: Thank you.

875
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 4: Well you might not be, but that this is a

876
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 4: segment that we do. It's called a second date Update.

877
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: We're not trying to sell you anything right now.

878
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 15: Oh, a second date update.

879
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. We have questions, yeah, questions about a date that

880
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 4: you went on recently with one of our listeners, a

881
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:51,959
Speaker 4: guy named Twan.

882
00:42:54,400 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, okay, Like someone called you and was like,

883
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 16: they want to go on a second date with me?

884
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of. Twan reached out to us because he

885
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 4: told us that you two met up the other night.

886
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: Oh god, it will.

887
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: Keep going, explained.

888
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 4: Well, Twan, you know, kind of painted the image of

889
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 4: the night. It seemed really fun. He said, you met

890
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 4: on Hinge and you were at a bar and made

891
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 4: out a little bit, had some drinks and.

892
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: It sounded like fun.

893
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 5: Well, you know, it's like I spent a lot of

894
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 5: freada nights like that in my twenties.

895
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 8: Fun.

896
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, look, yeah, the night was fun. I

897
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 15: mean I can probably tell you right now, I'm not

898
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 15: going on a second date.

899
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 4: With a right, Well wrap it up. Well, if that's

900
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: how you feel, that's okay. But I think Twan's a

901
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 4: little confused about why, because he thought there was a

902
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 4: good chance you'd meet up again.

903
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 16: Well, did he tell you what happened on our date?

904
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 1: We'd love it if you could tell us.

905
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard his side of it that there, Like

906
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 4: I said, there was a bar, drinks, kissing, and before

907
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 4: you could head back to his place, he had kind

908
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 4: of an unfortunate situation that came up.

909
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: He got a phone call.

910
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, that's all true, Like we had matched before,

911
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 16: and then.

912
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 4: He like, right, we heard that this wasn't your first

913
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 4: interaction with him, But he right, what does.

914
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: That have to do with it? Though?

915
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 15: Nothing?

916
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 16: I mean, I guess the first time.

917
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 15: I just kind of stopped talking to him the first

918
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 15: time because he was giving me like a little bit of.

919
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 16: Like fuck up vibes. But I don't know, maybe I

920
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 16: was just like more open to that this time. But

921
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 16: he said his mom like has like a heart condition

922
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 16: or something, and he was like, I really have to go, Like,

923
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry.

924
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah I heard that, So I mean, why not give

925
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 4: him a second chance if his mom is going through

926
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 4: something like you can't fault to go. Yeah, fault a

927
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 4: guy for going through something.

928
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 16: Like that totally.

929
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 15: But then, I mean, that wasn't the end of our intract,

930
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 15: so was it. So he left me around like nine,

931
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 15: and I just went back home and my chilled, And

932
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 15: then he texted me at like one thirty or something.

933
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 16: One at thirty am and he was like, Hey, mom's good,

934
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 16: if you're still up, come meet me here.

935
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah in the morning. Texts are always sweet.

936
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, once he found out his mom was okay,

937
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 4: and he was still thinking about it but.

938
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 2: Not coming to her, she could come to him.

939
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: Well, he just went through a very traumatic experience clearly, So.

940
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: Wait, did you go yes.

941
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 16: So my thought was if I actually like.

942
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 15: Like this person, maybe I should be there for them.

943
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 6: So I was like, okay, wow, and I.

944
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 16: Was still up.

945
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 4: We didn't know that you that you had even remad

946
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 4: with him.

947
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 3: We didn't he that part.

948
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 16: So I went to the address that he sent. It

949
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 16: wasn't that far, but when I got there, there was

950
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 16: like a razor.

951
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 15: There was a huge party.

952
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 16: So I'm going in.

953
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 7: I'm like, is your mom here?

954
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 6: Like what is this?

955
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 16: And I walked around for like five minutes.

956
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 15: Couldn't find him anywhere, and then finally I see him and.

957
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 16: He's on this couch and there's like two girls sitting

958
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 16: on his lap, like draped all over him.

959
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 15: And I'm like, I don't think your mom has a

960
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 15: heart conditionses.

961
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 4: For taking such good care of he got caught. That's bad.

962
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I had to see that.

963
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 6: Geez. Yeah, So I don't know.

964
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 7: I just I left.

965
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 5: You didn't approach him, dude, what an opportunity to rute

966
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 5: his chances with two other women?

967
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 8: God, like, all.

968
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 15: Three of them were so far gone.

969
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 6: I don't think you're right.

970
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 4: There might be a chance he doesn't remember that happening

971
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 4: because he is on the other line right now, waiting

972
00:46:59,120 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 4: to talk.

973
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 3: To you away here.

974
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 15: Oh my god, did he hear everything that I just said?

975
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: He needed to hear it.

976
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: I don't think you should be embarrassed. Yeah, you should

977
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: be embarrassed.

978
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 6: Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. I can't believe I

979
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 6: did that.

980
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 4: Did I oh to him about it?

981
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 6: I really don't remember. I mean I I kind of

982
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 6: like more in different like when something like.

983
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: Morning your morning, did your mom die?

984
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 15: Did your mom dive on your morning?

985
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 6: I'm sorry I used the wrong word. I mean I

986
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 6: kind of like I have a drinking problem at time.

987
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 6: You know, I would love to see you again if possible.

988
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 6: I mean my mother would love to meet you.

989
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 4: Oh no, she would.

990
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 6: Love to I told I told my mother how compassionate

991
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 6: you was when she called and told me about what

992
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 6: was going on. And you know, she wants to tell

993
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 6: you thank you for not taking the personal allow me

994
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 6: to be with her.

995
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 16: And to uh huh Okay, So you really expect me

996
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 16: to believe that your entire mother heart conditioned phone call

997
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 16: was real?

998
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 6: I mean, yo, you don't believe you believe it, don't you?

999
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, My eyes just got strayed from roaring

1000
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 5: back into my head so hard.

1001
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 16: No, No, I don't think any of us believes you.

1002
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: Twee, I got your back.

1003
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jeff tell him, hey, just blame it. Yes, my

1004
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 6: mother doesn't really have a hawking dish. She just got

1005
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 6: bad feet.

1006
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 3: That's Wait, now you're throwing me under the bus.

1007
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 12: No, look, I'll give you that.

1008
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 15: You're funny, you're hilarious.

1009
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 4: Oh all right.

1010
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 5: I mean, Kim, if he would have just been honest

1011
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 5: with you about everything, would you have hung out with

1012
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 5: him again?

1013
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 7: Maybe?

1014
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 16: Like I didn't need something serious, but I also don't

1015
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 16: need I really don't need someone who's going to play

1016
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 16: in my face.

1017
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 3: Telling a girl I'm leaving you for other girls never works.

1018
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 6: I was giving you for my bro, not not girls.

1019
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 9: You know what.

1020
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 13: That's so much better.

1021
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're finally on the same page. So with

1022
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 4: that being said, Kim, you don't have any plans for

1023
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 4: this weekend?

1024
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 14: Right?

1025
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 15: You know I don't have any plans for this perfect.

1026
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: Because we would love to offer to hook you up

1027
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 4: with Twin one more time, and we would pay for

1028
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 4: that date or the don Julio, whatever whatever you want. Okay, sorry,

1029
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 4: Brook will pay for the dawn Huli, We'll do an appetizer, yes, and.

1030
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 5: I'll also start a go fundme page. Fore's mom.

1031
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 2: Heart for her feet.

1032
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 16: What do you think, Kim, I'll go, but no, no, no, no,

1033
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,479
Speaker 16: no no, I'll go.

1034
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 15: If you'll pay for me and Brook to go out.

1035
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 2: Oh man, don't want that, dude. I'll definitely buy the tequila.

1036
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 6: Two ladies.

1037
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, you're not invited.

1038
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 6: I'm coming. I'm gonna find you, guys.

1039
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1040
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 4: It's funny how at the start of that there was

1041
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,879
Speaker 4: a couple people in this room who were very skeptical

1042
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,919
Speaker 4: about Twan's game, and one of those people is now

1043
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 4: going out with him.

1044
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: Going out with him all right.

1045
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 4: Because of his mom's irregular heart condition. You can't make it.

1046
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 4: You can't steal his excuses, Brooks.

1047
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 5: You can't help him lie, jeff Okay, there's a line.

1048
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying.

1049
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 2: You can't lie to a girl for a man.

1050
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 4: It's just against all the codes, unless they're a listener

1051
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 4: to our show, in which case we have no more.

1052
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1053
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 4: So, yeah, okay, Brook is totally not going out with

1054
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 4: Twan and his hen shook up this weekend. That's not happening,

1055
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 4: but talk about an update. Update. I can't wait to get.

1056
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 3: We hear from any of them again.

1057
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: You know how the shots of tequila art awesome.

1058
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 4: John Julio all around. And remember if you want to

1059
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 4: be on our show or you need help with your

1060
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 4: love life, why you.

1061
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: Just want to go have drinks with me?

1062
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 4: Oh a lot of ways you can do your life wrong.

1063
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 4: Reach out to us and we'll call that person who's

1064
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 4: not calling you back. It's so disappointing when you find

1065
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 4: out that you got scammed on the internet. Oh yeah,

1066
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 4: like when your Tinder date shows up and turns out

1067
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 4: to be a catfish, or when that item that you

1068
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 4: ordered off a Chinese Facebook ad never arrives at your house. Luckily,

1069
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 4: there's one place on the internet that doesn't try to

1070
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 4: fool you with fancy words or fake promises of happiness.

1071
00:51:54,680 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 4: Where I'm talking about Craigslist, Dodd or a website so sketchy,

1072
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 4: so on apologetically bottom barrel. You couldn't be disappointed with

1073
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,959
Speaker 4: your experience even if you try actually go wrong.

1074
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: Even when I buy furniture, I feel that way, there's.

1075
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 8: Something to it.

1076
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 4: Let's all lower those expectations and enjoy a brand new

1077
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 4: misconnections coming up right after this city.

1078
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 12: Misconnections.

1079
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 4: That was me staring there's only two places to find

1080
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 4: true love in this world. One is on an exploration

1081
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 4: trip to Mars, when you and the Russian cosmon not

1082
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,240
Speaker 4: find a whole new meaning for the word space junk.

1083
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: No same meaning that I had when I was on Earth, Jeff.

1084
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 4: The others on the pages of craigslist dot org, the

1085
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 4: website that we scour every single week to find the

1086
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 4: best misconnections that they have to offer, like this first

1087
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 4: one titled your hahas gave me the hot hots. Oh

1088
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 4: woman for man thirties comedy club open mic night. Oh yeah, okay,

1089
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 4: she says, Oh my god, you were so funny the

1090
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 4: other night. You were the comic that had the joke

1091
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 4: about Ken hooking up with g I Joe. Hilarious. I

1092
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 4: don't know why no one else laughed. I thought it

1093
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 4: was so funny.

1094
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 5: If no one's been to a comedy open mic, you should,

1095
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 5: just so you know what awkward silence feels like.

1096
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 4: She says. I was the unnatural blonde sitting four rows

1097
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 4: back that shouted that shouted, Hey g I Joe, I'm Barbie.

1098
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 4: Let me see your weapon.

1099
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: How was she funnier than the comedians?

1100
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 4: I was a little tipsy, so I don't remember exactly

1101
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 4: what you said back to me, but whatever it was,

1102
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 4: I totally cracked up.

1103
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 2: You gotta laugh.

1104
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 4: Surprisingly, no one else did again this room. I guess

1105
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 4: we were vibing and no one could enter our atmospheres connection.

1106
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 4: After our flirty exchange, you playfully told the waitress to

1107
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 4: cut me off. She thought you were serious. Does she

1108
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 4: not understand that you work in a comedy club? Hello?

1109
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: And does he not understand the only person laughing at him.

1110
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 13: Is the one that he liked?

1111
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 4: Anyway, I went out to get some fresh air and

1112
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 4: ended up going home with some guy that said he

1113
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: was friends with Cedric the entertainer. He's almost as funny

1114
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 4: as you. Almost anyways, will you call me please? Signed

1115
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 4: B Yeah, B for Barbie. This next misconnection is titled

1116
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 4: I drew a bird, Then you gave me the bird?

1117
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 4: Oh Man for woman thirties College of Art and Design.

1118
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: Feels like her message is clear, sir, He.

1119
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 4: Says, we used to sit next to each other in

1120
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 4: three dimensional design. Remember me, I was the only guy there? Then,

1121
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 4: she probably does, And every day you came in and said,

1122
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 4: you're not gonna draw another grouping of triangles again? Are you?

1123
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 4: What can I say? If you're good at something, don't stop.

1124
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: He's got those three sides just down.

1125
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 4: Anyway, that was about five years ago. Now I can't

1126
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 4: find you anywhere online. The last thing I heard about

1127
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 4: you was that you couldn't afford tuition anymore, so you

1128
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 4: moved back home to become a nanny. Oh that story

1129
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 4: was boring, though, so I told everyone at school you

1130
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 4: had to leave because of alien hands syndrome. Yeah, I actually.

1131
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 5: I would appreciate him if my life had come to

1132
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 5: back living.

1133
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: With my parents. I'm like, please, who cares? It sounds cool?

1134
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 4: He says, look it up, It's cool regardless. You're probably

1135
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 4: wondering why I'm reaching out to you via Craigslist. Now

1136
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 4: it turns out I actually made something of myself and

1137
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 4: I work on the highway construction crew for the state.

1138
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 4: Pretty cool. And you'll never guess what my current project is.

1139
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh tell me, it's a triangle.

1140
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: I'm making yield signs for them. I just wanted you

1141
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 4: to know the dream lives on.

1142
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 5: Every time I pass a road time, I'm gonna think

1143
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 5: of the passion that goes down.

1144
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 4: He says, hit me up for the reunion in a

1145
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 4: few years, maybe we can go together. That signed spoink.

1146
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh, that's crazy.

1147
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: That all came full trying.

1148
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 1: Hit the three points there.

1149
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled bow Chick a Chihuahua.

1150
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,240
Speaker 3: Dog Invall.

1151
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 4: He says, man for woman seventies back patio Palm Garden's

1152
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 4: retirement comp.

1153
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 6: Yes.

1154
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 2: Wait, I was.

1155
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 4: The one who found your blind chihuahua taking a little

1156
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 4: bitty poopsy on my begonias. After a few calls to neighbors,

1157
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 4: you came to collect your prize, and you walked away

1158
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 4: with two your dog and a party bag of your

1159
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 4: pooches misgiving.

1160
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna say, my heart, you gave.

1161
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 4: Her back the dog dropping. Our interaction was brief, I'll admit,

1162
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 4: but I believe you noticed the canister of pepper spray

1163
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 4: in my hand just in case our conversation didn't go right.

1164
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 4: How could that conversation go that far south?

1165
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: Like she was getting her Doberman from your backyard After.

1166
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 4: Our tay de tay, I invited you inside for some

1167
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 4: country crackers and some spiked coolie.

1168
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 8: Such weird stuff.

1169
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 4: You declined, so I took off my shirt and said,

1170
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 4: how about now?

1171
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: I feel like it took him five minutes to get

1172
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: his shirt else.

1173
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 4: You coyly pretended to not hear me, but you did

1174
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 4: look me up and down with your one good eye.

1175
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 4: And after that you proceeded to walk out my back gate.

1176
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 4: And that's when I stopped you and said, hold on,

1177
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 4: be careful. There's a trap door right in front of you,

1178
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 4: and the only way out is through my bedroom.

1179
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 15: Come.

1180
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 4: Sadly, you kept walking. It's unfortunate because that line worked

1181
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 4: ninety percent of the time in the eighties. I swear tomorrow,

1182
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 4: let's try again. What else are you gonna do? Let's

1183
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 4: be real.

1184
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: That signed Bruce, even an old guy, he's gross.

1185
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 4: I'm going to that retirement complex and saying, what's up

1186
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 4: a fun place? Misconnections has come to it, and those

1187
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 4: are misnnections. We're gonna do a phone tap right after this.

1188
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 4: Bailey is back. She's zero and three. Last time she played,

1189
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 4: she says she wasn't even close, but as three consecutive

1190
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 4: crushing losses broken her spirit. No, not yet, okay. This

1191
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 4: stay at home mom of three boys is back, and

1192
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 4: she does not want Brooke to just lay down and

1193
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 4: make it easy on her.

1194
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: If she has three boys, nothing will crush her spirits.

1195
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 4: Yes, she wants Brooke to go as hard as she

1196
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 4: possibly can to, really have to earn her victory today.

1197
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Bailey, is that really what you said? Bailey?

1198
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 4: I hope I win.

1199
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 16: I'm gonna try really hard.

1200
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 6: I tried hard last time too.

1201
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 4: Yes, But but you do want Brook to go as

1202
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 4: hard as possible against you, so you have to earn

1203
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 4: this victory, right?

1204
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I don't go easy.

1205
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: And did your spirits get crushed in the process. You

1206
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: know we're not against that, No, not at all.

1207
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 4: But I do hope you beat the pants off of Brook.

1208
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: Why do you want my pants off?

1209
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 4: Okay? You know what that was a little far? Maybe

1210
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 4: maybe the watch off of her?

1211
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 3: The watches?

1212
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, something something else. But we're in your corner, Bailey.

1213
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 4: But here's how the game works. Thirty seconds on the

1214
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 4: clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1215
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 4: don't know when you could say pass, you have to

1216
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 4: beat her outright. If you want to win? Are you ready?

1217
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: Ready?

1218
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 6: You got? This?

1219
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 4: Time starts now on this day. In nineteen ninety nine,

1220
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 4: What Artists released the slim, shady ep eminem In surfing,

1221
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 4: what two word phrase is used when the ocean conditions

1222
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 4: are ideal. Out of the types of cloud, which ones

1223
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 4: are low level and gray cirrus, cumulus or stratus. In

1224
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 4: Greek mythology, which famous warrior died because he took an

1225
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: arrow to the heel? Which country is the largest tiger population.

1226
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 10: Asia?

1227
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 4: The breakfast pastry pop tarts debuted in which decade sixties,

1228
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 4: seventies or eighties. An well, Don Brook is going to

1229
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 4: rejoin us here in the studio. I think there she is.

1230
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 4: And it says on my screen or that, Oh it

1231
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 4: says you're taking one of your boys for his birthday

1232
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 4: to Great Wolf Lodge the indoor water park.

1233
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, well they're all coming, but it is from my

1234
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 15: middle's birthday.

1235
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 8: I'm curious.

1236
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 4: What's the draw for you? Why do you like it?

1237
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 7: I mean it's just really fun, like if you get

1238
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 7: to be like a ship bear. I mean they have

1239
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 7: drinks to get to sit backwards.

1240
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 15: It's have fun.

1241
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 3: I like how Jeb asked what you liked about it,

1242
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 3: and the baby spoke up.

1243
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, it's his first time.

1244
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 4: It's like.

1245
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: Water for my kids. It was the wan thing.

1246
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 4: For me, it's the smell and the humidity really gives volume.

1247
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 4: Yeah in a greenhouse.

1248
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, basically with a more chlorine than you've ever smelled.

1249
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yes, oh yeah, it's important.

1250
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 4: We are all jealous of you, Bailey, So you enjoy that. Brook.

1251
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 4: It's your turn? Are you ready? Yes? Your time starts

1252
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 4: now on this day. In nineteen ninety nine, What Artists

1253
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 4: released the Slim Shady epiece. In surfing, what two Were

1254
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 4: phrase is used when the ocean conditions are ideal. Hang

1255
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 4: loose out of the types of cloud, which ones are

1256
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 4: low level? In gray, serious cumulus or stratus cumulus? In

1257
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 4: Greek mythology, which famous warrior died because he took an arrow.

1258
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: To the heel Achilles.

1259
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 4: Which country has the largest tiger population India? The breakfast

1260
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 4: pastry pop tarts debuted in which decades? Sixties seventies or

1261
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 4: eighties seventies?

1262
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: But I enjoyed them in the eighties. I'll tell you that.

1263
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know why you said it in the sexies.

1264
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: Like six years old, you know in the rhyme.

1265
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboards. Yeah you did with ose?

1266
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 13: Oh you d.

1267
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: Same?

1268
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 3: You got one correct today.

1269
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: Again?

1270
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 4: So many questions in I did, I did? Free takes

1271
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 4: your record to oh for all time? Are your spirits

1272
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 4: crushed yet?

1273
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 12: Bailey?

1274
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 4: No, yell good. Let us get you down. Let's go

1275
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 4: over the answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen

1276
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 4: ninety nine, Eminem released the Slim Shady EP, pretty iconic.

1277
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 4: In surfing, the two word phrase used when the ocean

1278
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:20,919
Speaker 4: conditions are ideal is surf's up. Yeah, but hang loose.

1279
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 4: That was a pretty good one. Yeah you're already out

1280
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 4: there though. On the types of clouds, the low level

1281
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 4: gray ones are called stratus clouds. Cirrus are at really

1282
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 4: high altitudes and are thin cumulus or white and puffy clouds.

1283
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 7: Normal.

1284
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 4: In Greek mythology, Achilles is the warrior who died with

1285
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 4: an arrow to the heel the I know, baby, you

1286
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 4: should have known. That's like, mom, you law so embarrassing. Mom.

1287
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 4: The largest tiger population is in India. Seventy five percent

1288
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 4: of the total global tiger population lives there. And the

1289
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 4: breakfast pastry pop tarts debuted in the nineteen sixty Oh Wow.

1290
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 4: First flavors strawberry, blueberry, apple, curant, and brown sugar cinnamon

1291
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 4: all unfrosted.

1292
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 3: Yeah gross.

1293
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 4: Now, Bailey, I'm sorry it was not enough to win today.

1294
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 4: But the good news is just for playing, you win

1295
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see Miguel perform at Wamoth

1296
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 4: Theater Monday.

1297
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1298
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I mean that's a little night for you.

1299
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: I hope you survived Great Wolf Lodge.

1300
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 4: We enjoy having you on. Come back and play again.

1301
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 4: Soon We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow,

1302
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 4: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.