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Speaker 1: Yo, check check Mike three, did you start your time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I did, but you got to put my mic on.

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Speaker 1: That's me. I'm Mike three. In the other studio, it's

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Speaker 1: Mike two.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they did it that way. I

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Speaker 1: figure they would do it the exact same in every studio.

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Speaker 1: But that's okay, coacher, What up? Coacher? Been to find out?

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Speaker 1: Ben to find out? No, you don't have to do

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Speaker 1: video right now. We don't do anything good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we are.

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Speaker 1: We're always doing stuff.

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Speaker 2: We're always doing video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You're always live, man. That's what I tell my nephew

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Speaker 3: when he's hanging out with me. Their cameras are always rolling.

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Speaker 3: I'm always ripping audio. Man, You're always live.

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Speaker 1: Live your life live. I'm living my life live. I

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Speaker 1: don't live it in the past. I don't live it

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Speaker 1: in the future. I don't think about Oh this could

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Speaker 1: be that. I think, man, what is going on right now?

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Speaker 3: And I would say generations forty years ago. You could

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Speaker 3: do stuff in hidden you know, you could say a quote,

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Speaker 3: hey man, hey, you know what, I'm about to hit

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Speaker 3: a Bobby Bone show quote.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, yeah, you know what?

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Speaker 3: Why does everybody turn these keys down? Leave them up,

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Speaker 3: go yourself back in the day, you can say that

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Speaker 3: nobody will know.

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Speaker 1: Now everything's live, everybody knows everything.

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Speaker 3: That a trucker in South Carolina that was loud. He

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Speaker 3: is gonna then say, I heard you say that, Whereas

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Speaker 3: forty years ago you're on the tractor, you're in the field.

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Speaker 1: I'm this is full circle. That guy.

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Speaker 3: You could say whatever you wanted, but people are always

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Speaker 3: gonna know, is my point.

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Speaker 1: I said all that to say that. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: like you can used to be able to go for

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Speaker 1: a walk and let off some steam and just yell

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Speaker 1: and scream like I hate her. I can't believe I

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Speaker 1: cheated on her. But now someone's doorbell cam catches that.

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Speaker 2: Man, you're busted.

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Speaker 3: You're you're up at a door. Okay, so you're just

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Speaker 3: now going to a neighbor's house. We'll stay in the neighborhood. Man, Honey, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I can't believe we gotta go over to dinner at

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Speaker 3: John and Jane's house. Man, Like, I hate when he

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Speaker 3: he does that weird thing where he goes, hey, man,

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Speaker 3: his work still good. I just hate when we have

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Speaker 3: to then talk about work and he tries to be

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Speaker 3: undermines my career. I knock out, knocked on the door,

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Speaker 3: knock on the door. Whereas back in the day you

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Speaker 3: could get away with saying that, Now somebody's gonna hear

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Speaker 3: you on the ring doorbell absoutely.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, oh, you don't like coming over

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Speaker 1: here and talking about work. You don't think I'm funny? Well,

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Speaker 1: how did you hear me? Well, we got a ring

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Speaker 1: doorbell camera.

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Speaker 2: Man. Oh okay, well it is awkward.

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Speaker 3: And uh, post office people throw the packages thirty years ago.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, you.

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Speaker 3: Want to see how far I can yankee this one. Man,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna launch this one, tear it out of my glove.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw it at the door.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna get out of the damn bad

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Speaker 3: Whereas now they know they're all being recorded, so you

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Speaker 3: have to be perfect. Oh I'm just gonna gracefully and

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Speaker 3: just perfectly and politely set this down on your doorstep.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day, dude.

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Speaker 3: If I was a ups person, I would do the

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Speaker 3: most fake things ever because people are gonna post.

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Speaker 1: It on the ring. You're gonna go viral or they're

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Speaker 1: realize that people you're being recorded. Here you go, here's

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Speaker 1: your package, have a lovely day, and then wave.

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Speaker 3: Guys, you're gonna be viral tomorrow because everybody's gonna post that.

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Speaker 1: They all know that they are going above and beyond, Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: and make sure they know that kitty cat and is outside.

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Speaker 1: Did you know your kitty cats outside? Oh, it's an

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to make sure I saved a

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Speaker 1: That's how it actually will get you in trouble.

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Speaker 3: Our trash can guy at the apartment complex on the

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Speaker 3: I'm getting up in the morning for work. You know

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Speaker 3: you already got those thoughts, hate my job, hate life.

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Speaker 1: What is happening.

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Speaker 3: I opened my front door, dude, it looked like Milton

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Speaker 3: came through too soon. Well yeah, okay, and it was

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Speaker 3: got him fired. Wasn't trying to get him fired?

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Speaker 1: Are bad? We got a two hundred dollars Target gift card.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever get Did you ever worry about the

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Speaker 3: It's just the night before and the animal doesn't know

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Speaker 1: And you live upstairs, so they're probably not going to

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Speaker 3: But you know what did one time armadilla? No yet,

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Speaker 1: They don't do anything dangerous. They're not dude. They have

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Speaker 3: Them because I think they're blind. Oh, guys, this is uninformed.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a zoo keeper. I don't work at the

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Speaker 3: They I believe they're color blinding. All you hear is

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Speaker 1: Honey, I've never really seen an armadilla up close. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: wearre the Buffalo roam. You know. I've been told though,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is sad driving in from the country. Man,

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Speaker 3: And it's it's it is some armadillas. You got your

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Speaker 2: Like human beings can't get hit by a car.

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Speaker 1: You act like God can't be walking across the street

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Speaker 2: Sorry, that's where I thought you were going.

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Speaker 3: My apology, it was it was it was domestic. A

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Speaker 3: woman shot her husband's roadkill. No, this one doesn't need

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Speaker 1: But how do you clean up a horse, man? Like

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Speaker 1: You can go over the squirrels, just time it out perfectly,

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Speaker 1: go around them. You just can't go ahead on collision

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Speaker 2: Man. I mean, I remember when I hit a deer.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because Beazer just said that the other day day. What

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Speaker 1: is it like? How does somebody what is it? How

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Speaker 1: does somebody hit one? Well, I would say more of

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Speaker 1: the deer hit me. It was back in college and

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Speaker 1: this chick, Devon I was kind of having a fleeing

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Speaker 1: ah woman, I would say last name, but that's probably

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Speaker 1: classified information. She was from Wimberley, Texas, and we were

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Speaker 1: driving the back roads and I was driving her car

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Speaker 1: because that's what happens you know, you always drive the

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Speaker 1: woman's car, but the guy drives. Don't ask me why,

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Speaker 1: but usually the women take better care of their cars,

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Speaker 1: and they're not as good as drivers. So you drive

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Speaker 1: the woman's car. And we're driving, driving, and we're in

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Speaker 1: the back roads. We're going to I don't even where

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Speaker 1: the hell were Maybe we're going to Wimberley. Maybe we're

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Speaker 1: going to meet her parents. I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: You've named the least popular cities in all of Texas.

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Speaker 1: I was like ah no, and we turn around. She

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: See how I hit it?

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Speaker 1: Did you get investigated? No? We just left it there, man.

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Speaker 3: Nobody questioned you after that, not even being funny saying

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Speaker 2: Dude, there was no one. I mean, we're in the

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Speaker 2: I mean it was dead. Is that a crime? No,

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Speaker 2: you killed an animal?

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Speaker 1: Ray, it killed me? Yeah, all right, Well, we gotta

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Speaker 2: We gotta start the show.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go to break.

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Speaker 2: No, we gotta start. You gotta do the intro.

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Speaker 1: All right, they do a lot, Arnold, are you over there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's start to me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Devin was crying just like your wife one time.

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Speaker 1: Happy, it's driving and we got hip by a mosquito,

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Speaker 1: don't book. Yeah, it was a head of colusion.

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Speaker 3: Well what I mean, bro, that's just cold with your

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Speaker 1: No, it was stuck on there. Pretty good one, that Arnold.

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Speaker 1: It was good. I didn't picked Arnold. It didn't relate

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Speaker 1: We're a little depressed right now. Oh the what shoo?

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Speaker 2: Wait, so loser?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

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Speaker 1: So I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions,

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Speaker 1: And I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 3: I live on the north side of Nashville with the

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Speaker 3: I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two two

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Speaker 3: point five kids at a clinic in Vanderbilt, and man,

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Speaker 3: that country life. I told you the pumpkins, they were

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Speaker 3: there until they weren't.

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Speaker 1: That field is barren.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious what the next crop is gonna be, wheat, corn, squash, beans.

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Speaker 3: To all my farmers out there right in.

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Speaker 1: There's probably nothing because it's about to be winter time,

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Speaker 1: so there's gonna be no crops for a while. You're

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Speaker 1: just gonna see barren land for a few months. There's

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Speaker 3: It has to be a year round crop. You would

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's gonna maintain like he's gonna prepare

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Speaker 1: the spring. There is nothing he's gonna grow.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: This is one the season where they clean everything up,

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Speaker 1: get rid of the gophers that are eating their crops.

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Speaker 1: They gotta get rid of the I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what else eats the crops, the mosquitoes, the flies. I

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Speaker 1: for spring. This season is over. They're gonna celebrate Christmas

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Speaker 1: and then it's back on the grind. Are we gonna

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Speaker 1: go to break? Do you wanna go to break already? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because I gotta go gear up. I gotta grab some waters.

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Speaker 1: We still got other production stuff to do. Unless you

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Speaker 1: and three minutes, I mean that's pretty much a Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm lucky if that's a Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, all right, Yeah, we'll take a break. That was rude. God,

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Speaker 2: that hurt. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: That sucking fly, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought it was a mosquito, Arnold, Get your story straight.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen to ten, Yeah, I got it. I'm starting it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for you. Look, man, I gotta

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Speaker 1: say here though.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can't hear.

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Speaker 1: You gotta plug in your headphones? Man, yo, yo, you

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Speaker 2: Now? How about now? Yo? Yo? Is it there?

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Speaker 1: Somebody put it in something else?

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Speaker 2: Oh? God, yo? So you can't hear anything?

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Speaker 1: No? How did we take a break and we come

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Speaker 1: back and it's not working?

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Speaker 2: Now? Yo?

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Speaker 1: Yo?

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Speaker 2: Where's your headphone? Thing?

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Speaker 1: Did you try underneath? Is there an underneath one? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand, dude? Hello, check check you can hear.

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Speaker 2: I can hear perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Is there another plug in there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another plug over here. I can do.

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Speaker 1: Nope here, Oh, I bet it's because of seeing Q.

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Speaker 2: Try now.

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Speaker 1: See somebody else put it in Q? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who's that there?

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Speaker 1: Damn it?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Turn it down?

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Speaker 1: Blew me the fuck out?

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you dude?

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Speaker 1: Dude, give me a second, give your boy a second.

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Speaker 2: I gave you a second.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to say, and arnold, arnold, did

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Speaker 1: you seriously put it in Q? Yeah? Because it abby?

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Speaker 1: She is cute? Those are two different things. Q is

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Speaker 1: for different levels on the microphone. Cute is a descriptive

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Speaker 1: word for the opposite sex. I'm sorry, it's okay, lunch

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Speaker 1: over to you.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: We have to talk about the Twayne Wade statue. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we made fun of the Peccerine, Pecorini, whatever his name is.

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Speaker 2: The one air in Nashville is so small.

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Speaker 1: We make fun of statues and we say, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't really look like him.

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Speaker 2: I have never seen a worst statue in my life.

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Speaker 1: And there's also the one for our boy MESSI. No,

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Speaker 1: Ronaldo was terrible. He had weird eyes. Explain to me

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Speaker 1: how an artist, I mean, had to get paid millions

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Speaker 1: of dollars to sculpt this freaking statue here and halfway

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Speaker 1: through they didn't say, hmm, that looks kind of bad.

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Speaker 1: Here's how it needs to be explained. Is it painting?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Is the Jordan statue outside of the United Center the

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Speaker 1: same material as these statues that these guys have been

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Speaker 1: screwing up.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen the Jordan statue I have? It's badass

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Speaker 3: and he's awesome. It's him jumping dude.

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Speaker 1: It's like he's got the legs air Jordan freaking going

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Speaker 1: over a dude. Jump man jump Man jump Man, John

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Speaker 1: Man jump Man. So what I'm saying is it's different materials, metallics, metals, gold, copper, silver.

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Speaker 1: The Jordan one is worth seeing. Pecerine is a small

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Speaker 1: pecker and no pun inte. No need to see that one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can see at the convention. They can when you

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Speaker 1: come to the convention. The Coaches CONVENTIONED four tickets go

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Speaker 1: on sale this Friday. They're on sale this week, this Friday.

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Speaker 1: We are not ready, we're not worthy.

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Speaker 2: We're not really ready, but we're gonna be on sale

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Speaker 2: for Friday.

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Speaker 3: So it's something to do with how the metal melts,

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Speaker 3: and it's almost it's impossible to kind of sculpt the face.

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Speaker 3: But these are able to withstand all the weather elements.

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Speaker 3: You got rain, snow, wind and sleep. So what I'm

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Speaker 3: thinking is it's not just a painting. These paintings. Kids

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Speaker 3: can do it just like the exact spitting image of

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Speaker 3: the person. It doesn't look like it's something I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: It's the way that these things are melding. It's the

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Speaker 1: It's something.

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Speaker 3: It's the settling process maybe as it perfect and then

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Speaker 3: you come in the next day and everything's settled, you know, on.

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Speaker 1: A god question, Dwayne Wade, does he see it before

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Speaker 1: they remove those walls like they had that surrounded by

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Speaker 1: something dud Does he see it before they unveil it?

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Speaker 1: Or does he sit there in shock and awe when

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Speaker 1: they open that he's like, who the is that guy?

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Speaker 1: Was he saying that because it was so bad? Or

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Speaker 1: was he saying, look it, I can't believe I got

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Speaker 1: a statue. He's trying to take the high runs and goes, man,

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Speaker 1: I got a statue.

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Speaker 2: This is awesome.

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Speaker 1: I think it's great because no one thinks that looks

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Speaker 1: like Dwayne Wade, not a single damn person on this earth.

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Speaker 1: But think that's what looks like Dwayne Wade one hundred

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Speaker 1: feet away? Does it look like Dwayne Wayne?

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's gonna be at a place where you're not

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Speaker 1: It's at the stadium. It's outside the stadium. It's like

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Speaker 1: Harry Carry at Wrigley Field. It's like Ernie Banks at

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Speaker 1: Wrigley Field. You can go take a picture, you can

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Speaker 1: take you get the statue with them. Yes, so people

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Speaker 1: are gonna be faking a picture.

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Speaker 2: It is so bad.

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Speaker 1: It looks more like Charles Barkley in the face then

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Speaker 1: it does the damn Dwayne Wade.

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Speaker 3: It's tough to do these trial and error. I think

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Speaker 1: They said, oh, it's gonna be up on stilt, it's

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Speaker 3: And then they ended up trying to save some money probably,

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Speaker 3: and the statue looks terrible, but they had no way

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Speaker 3: you get the bulldozer, the crane, the wrecking ball, the

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Speaker 1: Not even worth it anymore. You just say, oh, just

439
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,879
Speaker 1: put it in. We're all going here, boys, and then

440
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 1: you go back and look at it. Errors were made. Also,

441
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm worried this is a career killer for this artist.

442
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,439
Speaker 1: No Dwayne Wade's done. No, no, not Dwayne Wade. But

443
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 1: whoever did this statue, he or she sexist was so

444
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,120
Speaker 1: excited about the big unveiling, like, oh my god, this

445
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: is my moment. They picked me to design a statue

446
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:52,959
Speaker 1: of Dwayne Wade.

447
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 2: This is my.

448
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 1: Career break, Like I am going to be massive and

449
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:03,439
Speaker 1: it is nothing but ridicule. Every single person is ripping

450
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,880
Speaker 1: you to shreds. And now they're like, oh man, please

451
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 1: don't put my name on the statue. Please don't let

452
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 1: me be associated with that. I don't want my name

453
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 1: to be associated with that statue.

454
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 3: And what an usually things quarterback Exact Science, this podcast

455
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 3: Exact Science statue maker. The margins for error are so great, dude,

456
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 3: you could have a couple beers in try and design.

457
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: One of these art is in an interpretation and that

458
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 1: is hilarious.

459
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,239
Speaker 3: And I say, most paintings you're gonna throw paint at

460
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 3: the wall. Oh yeah, man, my girlfriend she designed some art.

461
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, put some splatter splatter on it with that

462
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 3: with faces and bodies. That's why the girl like pits

463
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 3: found in Kansas City.

464
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,880
Speaker 1: She's great, amazing, amazing, and we made so much fun

465
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: of him and she is so damn good. But maybe

466
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: there's a short list of people that actually deal with

467
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: the metallics. Is that's all I'm saying. That's true, Then

468
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 1: I want to talk about the freaking world series I

469
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 1: have never seen. I don't want to talk about it.

470
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Of course, two bigger bozos in my life,

471
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: like if you're gonna run onto the field. Okay, I

472
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: get it. Some people run on the field. They think

473
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 1: it's funny.

474
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha these dudes.

475
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: Mookie Bets goes over and catches that foul ball, and

476
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what these dumb asses thought they were doing,

477
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: but the dude grabs his glove and is trying to

478
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: rip the ball out of the glove.

479
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: Hilarious but so stupid. And then not only that.

480
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: Stop with your hilarious hilarious until the one guy grabs

481
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 3: his wrist, and then they start going a little too far.

482
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: No longer funny.

483
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 2: That is exactly what I was about to say.

484
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: Ray, I'm gonna do that with your arm, hand it

485
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: to me. No, I was going to say, oh man, here,

486
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: thank you. And then his buddy, not only you're a mookie, Ray,

487
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm the guy. This dude's an idiot grabbing his glove.

488
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: Mookie Bets takes his right arm and to grab it free.

489
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: And that's when he has a partner come in and

490
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: say nah ah ah and grab what the are you doing?

491
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: The way they could have got away with it, which

492
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,479
Speaker 3: it's now hindsight is fifty forty is you just hit

493
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: it because Once it's in the stands, you can make

494
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 3: a slap at it.

495
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: Right, but what they swap the glove, do whatever you

496
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: need to do. Mooki got it first, so that's once

497
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: he caught it, it's over. But early bird gets the snake,

498
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: so he's fine. The guys then split second too late.

499
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: The obviously had some beers reaction times affected, and then

500
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: they're going in and doing that. So not only did.

501
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,719
Speaker 3: They not getting out did they weren't able to make

502
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 3: it look accidental. They weren't able to defend their territory.

503
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 3: Once Mooki goes into the stands, that's yours.

504
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: Then they're now felons and they probably can't go back

505
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: to the team that they love anymore.

506
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: They are.

507
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you have your chance to go see the

508
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: World Series? Oh my god, how exciting has to cost.

509
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: Let's say those tickets right there on the wall and

510
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,719
Speaker 1: bucks apiece, Well, why don't we get factual with it? Well,

511
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: why don't you look them up? I'm not very good

512
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: at looking it up. Look it up and tell me

513
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: what a ticket right there costs? Ray, Why don't.

514
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 3: I guess the number? Okay, so you go to game

515
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: time and then you type in New your York yan

516
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 3: City Yankees, Yankees, dude, even a truck driver could do this.

517
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 3: And I click on it and.

518
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,959
Speaker 1: Go down to that section right there on the right

519
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: field wall. All right, and tell me how much you

520
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: can buy a ticket for because it's there's no events

521
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: near Nashville. No no, I said, New York Game five,

522
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,239
Speaker 1: Game five tonight. All right, I'm onto the seat, all right,

523
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: go over there to the right field wall. Exactly what

524
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,199
Speaker 1: I thought. One thousand, yeah, twelve hundred. See that's so

525
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: you spend one thousand dollars twelve hundred dollars a ticket

526
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: and you get to watch four outs of that ball game.

527
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh there's also fees of four hundred per ticket, so

528
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,719
Speaker 1: they paid over three grand.

529
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 3: Two buddies. I mean, it was a two thousand person

530
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 3: night with beers and pork missiles.

531
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: And you lasted all because he catches the falt Like,

532
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: once he catches it, you can't do it. What do

533
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: you think they're gonna do? Oh he's safe. Oh he's safe.

534
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: This guy grabbed his glove, so he's gonna be safe.

535
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: What do you think you're doing? Okay?

536
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 3: I need to know, though, how close was it to

537
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: the pole, because the closer you get to first.

538
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,719
Speaker 1: Base, the more expensive it gets.

539
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 3: They were all the way to right feet and they

540
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: were all the way I mean they were, so it's

541
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: a thousand. Then otherwise it's we jump into the two

542
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 3: thousands and you get closer to.

543
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: First that's getting insane, all right.

544
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: But then I laugh because when they come over there,

545
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: they start going like, oh, they're pointing like, no, his

546
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: glove was up here, like they were in the right No, no, no,

547
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that he was over the wall. That

548
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can rip his arm off. And my

549
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 1: wife is like, oh, they're gonna hurt him. They're gonna

550
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 1: hurt him. Oh oh, they're twisting his arm, Like what

551
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: happens if they break his arm? The ball don't lie. Thankfully,

552
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: the Yankees ended up winning the game. We got another

553
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: game out of the series. If it was a sweep,

554
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 1: it would have been a lot of build up.

555
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 3: You got New York, La, the two hoods, everybody's hailing

556
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 3: from it, and then nothing. You know, it's one of

557
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 3: those you get, you get the hotty, you get, you know,

558
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 3: you get home.

559
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: Wam bam, thank you, ma'am.

560
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: Trying to do a Colin Cowherd analogy here, but then

561
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 3: there's no personality, so you don't get any substance. We

562
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: had the two hotties, but you just you're not You're

563
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 3: not getting the deep conversations. We need a better series.

564
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 3: Thank God, Ball don't lie. The Yankees ended up winning.

565
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 3: Hopefully they can get another one and we get this

566
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 3: thing a little bit more into a series. But dude,

567
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 3: if it was a sweep, two guys kicked out of

568
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 3: the stadium, terrible showing.

569
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: And the craziest part of this whole story Gronk. Oh,

570
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: that's my buddy from college. He's a beauty. I just

571
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: want to say congratulations for shining when your moment came.

572
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: That was Gronk's friend from college. Wonder what he does though,

573
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh what if this affects other part of his life?

574
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 2: Ray, you kicked off?

575
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: What do you think bones would do.

576
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: I don't think he would care.

577
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: He would fire us. He would not fire if you

578
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: grag no, yay, but bets his glove and then I

579
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: grab his wrist and cock him off. No. If you're

580
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 1: a Yankees fans, if you're in New York, they're they're

581
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: all celebrating this.

582
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: Dude.

583
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: Today they think he is so awesome and amazing for

584
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: what he did for the Yankees. That's why people are crazy.

585
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: That's a different culture. In New York, he has celebrated there,

586
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: he is revered and respected, whereas the rest of the world.

587
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 3: Gross, I saw it. I'm a sports fan. I believe

588
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 3: in that line. Don't come into my stands. But dude,

589
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: when the other guy then they grabbed him, they ballgagged him,

590
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 3: and then they just started wristing it and snapping him.

591
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: You know that's too much.

592
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 2: Too much? Yeah, pretty funny though.

593
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: No, No, it wasn't funny, you said hilarious. It was hilarious.

594
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 3: It was hilarious when he initially went but then he

595
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 3: kept grabbing, pulls the glove apart, and then his buddy

596
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 3: snapped cox the other arm. They had him ballgagged right

597
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 3: there on the right field line. I didn't like it

598
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 3: at that point.

599
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: No, that's when it went too far. Yeah, but you

600
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: know what is not too far is I love with

601
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: the Celtics coach Joe Missoula. I couldn't agree with this more.

602
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: Let me guess the quote, go ahead, we're all gonna die,

603
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: why not just live life to the fullest.

604
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 1: No, that's not his quote. Joe Mozula says, we need

605
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: to bring back fighting to the NBA. That's what we're missing.

606
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: We don't have enough fights. The players not in the

607
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: stands mause the palace. I understand that, but I liked that.

608
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: I agree with him on numbercent. It's too lovey dovey,

609
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: like everybody's friends with everybody. I used to like it

610
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: when there's so much intensity and they don't talk to

611
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: each other and they hate each other. Instead of, oh,

612
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: let's give each other a hug. Every you know, ay Man,

613
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: good to see you, Good to see you. Let's have

614
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: a good game. No, I want them hating each other.

615
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: The Knicks hated the Bulls. The Pistons hated the Knicks.

616
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: The Pistons hated the Bulls. They all hated each other.

617
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: They couldn't stand each other, the Pistons in the or

618
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: the Celtics in the Lakers. They all hated each other.

619
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: Now it's like they're all best friends.

620
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 3: You know what's happening next, they're doing a cameo together,

621
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: guy from two different teams. All of a sudden, they're

622
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 3: doing an influencing thing together. They're on commercials together. We

623
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: got Chattholme Grin. We got Julius Elgregious.

624
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: All the team.

625
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: Hey, I forgot they're on the same exact team. They're

626
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: on the exact same team. But I mean, I just

627
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: thought it was funny for a head coach to come

628
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: out and say we need more fighting. Love it. He's

629
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: good with quotes. That's why I thought I guessed it.

630
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: He had won two days ago that it was about

631
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: living life. Oh you say we could die tomorrow. Why

632
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: why don't we just go out here and do it

633
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: our best?

634
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, that's a pretty good quote. Man.

635
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on T shirt on our new merch.

636
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

637
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: Ray I didn't plan this segment. No, Ray, I went

638
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: to a trunk retreat. I railed about him, but I

639
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: went he railed, ranted amount him, whatever you call it.

640
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: Ray, I railed my trunk.

641
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean, how horny are you?

642
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 4: No?

643
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: No, no.

644
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: And my kids, you know, they're so excited because it's

645
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: at the elementary school. You know, Hey, celebrate Halloween. Got

646
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: a bunch of candy, and I'm expecting my kids to

647
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: go home, eat some candy, have some fun. My six

648
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: year old baby box. He might be the most disciplined,

649
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: self controlled individual I've ever met in my life. Because

650
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: I get home, I'm like, all, yeah, you guys gonna

651
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: have some candy. He goes, Nope, Dad, I'm saving it

652
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: all for Halloween.

653
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: Love it.

654
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, you can eat something. He goes, no, Dad,

655
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: I got to add it to my bag when I

656
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: get my Halloween candy on Halloween.

657
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: You do want that initial mountain when you can experience it,

658
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 3: and then that's when you dive in. So I get

659
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: him on that.

660
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: I totally understand. I was like, that's cool, all right,

661
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: your brother's gonna eat some candy. And he goes, and

662
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm thinking he's gonna give in. He's gonna see his

663
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: brother's eating candy and he's gonna eat some Nope, doesn't

664
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: touch it. That's okay. So I'm like's all right, he's

665
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: gonna go to bed. I'm gonna find me a couple

666
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: receives some peanut m and ms. Those are my two favorite,

667
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: some peanut butter cups, you know, And so all all right, boys,

668
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: we gotta go to bed. Let's go brush teeth. And

669
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: he's like, hold on, dadt hold on I'm like what,

670
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: and he goes, I gotta count my candy. Oh, well,

671
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Dad's plan didn't account for that. I'm like what, because, yeah, Dad,

672
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I want to know how much I have.

673
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: And I said oh.

674
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: He pours it out and he sits there and counts one, two, three, four, Okay, coach,

675
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: we get it. Thirty seven pieces of candy. Wow, I'm

676
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: gonna write it down thirty seven perfect. I can change

677
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: that to a zero. No, I can't change that to

678
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: a zero, because heaven, you can change to a one.

679
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Does he draw the ones like that? No, he can

680
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: eat six pieces tonight. You have to understand he has

681
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: terrible handwriting dysmorphia. No, he's just learning to write. He's

682
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: only six. Oh oh, I, coach, I was. But the

683
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: fact that he wrote it on a piece of paper, right,

684
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: he's not very literate. The fact that he wrote it

685
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: on a piece of paper right next to the bag.

686
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, you have got to be kidding me. He goes, yeah, Dad,

687
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: So I got thirty seven pieces of candy. I can't

688
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: wait to see how much I have on Halloween. And

689
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: we go, we brush teeth, and I say good night,

690
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: and I go back in the kitchen I just look

691
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: at that bag. I'm like, Damn, you got a lucky bag.

692
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: Because I was about to come in there and get

693
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: some recees. I was about to get some peanut m

694
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: and ms, and now I didn't get shit.

695
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: Honey.

696
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: I usually ask you to bring me stuff for the

697
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: big show. But listen, I had four pieces of candy.

698
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you go to Walgreens and get four

699
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: piece of candy in the place because kid's gonna recount

700
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: in the morning to make sure the Easter bunny didn't

701
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: eat them. But the good thing is the youngest he's

702
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: only three. Hey, don't know how to count. So that's

703
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: the issue is when they can start to count and

704
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: remember things and do math and spell well all of that. Yes,

705
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: and it's been to three days and he hadn't touched

706
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: the candy. He is that disciplined and that much self

707
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: control that he is literally going to wait till Halloween

708
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: to have candy. Yeah, you got to give the kid props.

709
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: Man.

710
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 3: And speaking of candy, uh candy ass, I'm also buying

711
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 3: candy for the first time this Halloween. No, because we

712
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: actually are gonna have trigger treaters at the bluff.

713
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: Dude, it was. It was gated and they never went

714
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: to Ashi Ruiz's. They never went to Justin's, they never

715
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: went to ours. It wasn't a place where kids where.

716
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: It was conducive to kids walking around. It kind of

717
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: dangerous hill AT's be real. It was on the side

718
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: of a cliff.

719
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 2: So how are you feeling?

720
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 3: Like?

721
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: Have you got chocolate? What kind of kiddy did you buy?

722
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: No?

723
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we have the decorations up. We have a

724
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 3: pumpkin up carb it. No no, no, it's a blow up.

725
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: It's like a wind runner. Okay, but the purchasing of

726
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: the candy. I mean, maybe Baser, Baser take the initiative,

727
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: do I I we haven't even had the conversation yet.

728
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: The kids are coming it twenty four hours the bronnature God,

729
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, we're gonna run out an hour before

730
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: they're getting there. I'm like, can we have some forethought.

731
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: We've never had trigger treaters before. And I mean, dude,

732
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: at night, I'm in my box or briefs Baser at

733
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: times in her sports bra. We have got to be appropriate.

734
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: You've got to be in your nightgowns. All of a

735
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: sudden you're watching it dude. Half the show she watched,

736
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: people are banging on the TV. Kids are coming to

737
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,479
Speaker 1: the door.

738
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 3: Oh hold on a second, we're coming. Or just throw

739
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 3: the candy out there, tell them to grab it.

740
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 2: Kids.

741
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: Have a good fourth thirty. First, No, first of all,

742
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: you need to have a costume on. Stop dude.

743
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: I actually I wait.

744
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: I just thought I go to bed at six, so

745
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: I'll be in bed.

746
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: No.

747
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,479
Speaker 1: No, people will start trigger treating around four thirty, which

748
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: is a little too early. It needs to be dark,

749
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: in my opinion, needs to be dusk.

750
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: Four thirties a little early.

751
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: But what if we put a bowl?

752
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't want kids and their

753
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: parents riding down our driveway and then they're driving in

754
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 3: our yard because we ain't got it paved, so they

755
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 3: just think they can just go rough shot whatever the

756
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 3: hell they want.

757
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: No, just because it's a new building, you get off

758
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: my damn lawn. What if I put a bucket by

759
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: the road and said take one, but it's kind of

760
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: like street meet, it's right there along the road. No,

761
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: I disagree with that, nailbox. No, no, they're gonna walk,

762
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: They're not gonna drive down your driveway. I don't want parents.

763
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't want people casing my house too. I mean,

764
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they're walking all around. Why don't

765
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: just come on in? Kids, Literally, all you have to

766
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: do is sit there in a costume.

767
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: God to have a costume.

768
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 1: But listen, this isn't just your everyday run of the mill.

769
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: Go and get candy. This is how's it going? This

770
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: isn't you as a dad.

771
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds just like me.

772
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: Uh hey, how's it going? I'm Mark, I love two

773
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: houses down. How are you doing? All of a sudden,

774
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: he's talking to my wife? Hey, Mark, you know you

775
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: know what, Man, Get the out of here, dude, Get

776
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: some candy and get they Get the out of here, dude.

777
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: Hey man, have you ever had a reseason? Yeah? Man,

778
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: something in the rhymes allm and joy almand almond. Hey, yeah,

779
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: here's an Almond joy and all boy. You better get

780
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: the out of here, Mark, because, yess what, you had

781
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: a little bit too much conversation with my wife. Laughing Taffy, Yeah, good,

782
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: laughing Taffy. This Marcus son of up. I mean, dude,

783
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I don't need guys talking to my I'll be in bed.

784
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't need every guy in the neighborhood. Hey, how's

785
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: it going. I'm Peter from four house done. I work

786
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: from home. I can come over here whenever you want

787
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: me to. How are you doing? And I don't need

788
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: every guy coming over to my house. Man, it's a

789
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: great chance to get robbed, great chance to get cased,

790
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: great chance to lose your wife. You know, all of

791
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: a sudden, you got everybody in the neighborhood coming over

792
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: to your house. Dude. People are nuts. People are nut

793
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: Guys peeling out in my driveway. Man, I'm not worried

794
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: about the kids. I'm worried about their parents. Kids come

795
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: over all you want, but they ain't. You know, these

796
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: all these parents are snooping open the door. Oh, let

797
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: me just come in for a second. Oh oh, why

798
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: don't I come in now?

799
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 3: I'm in an awkward conversation with Jim from seven house down.

800
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, man, so what do you say your business is? Huh?

801
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: So you design porn? They actually be interesting? Oh wow, Jim, Jim,

802
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: you design Excel spreadsheets. Oh my holy Jim, that is

803
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: not interesting. Like, can you please get out of my

804
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: house and never come back? Dude? Next thing, you know,

805
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: Baser's gonna have Fridays lined up for the next two

806
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: months of dads I have to hang out with.

807
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: I've met the perfect before I run out of breath.

808
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 3: I've met the perfect amount of guys. The one guy,

809
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: it's a Cincinnati Reds fan. He has a huge theater

810
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: two house down. Met him, people right across the street.

811
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 3: They're Valls fans.

812
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I got a couple kids. I got drunk and rain

813
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: in their backyard and their kids like tackle me one night.

814
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 2: It was fun.

815
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: Probably will never hang out with them again. And then Jessica,

816
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: she lives with the guy in the Cincinnati Reds fan

817
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: but they're not married, but they're dating, but they live together.

818
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 3: I've met everybody I need to. Oh, and then there's

819
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: Curtis Dude. He just drives a golf cart around the neighborhood.

820
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: Doesn't even go to the golf course, just like drives

821
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: his golf cart. I've met the perfect amount. I don't

822
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,479
Speaker 3: need to meet the entire borough. Over to you, coach,

823
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. All hang up and listen, man, coacher.

824
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: You need to have Halloween costume moment, and you need

825
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: to let the kids knock on the door or ring

826
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: the doorbell. And when you open the door and they

827
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: go trick or treat and you're like, oh, you're a cowboy.

828
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh you're an astronaut. That's really cool. Oh I love

829
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: your costume. You got to compliment the kids on their costumes.

830
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: Halloween is all about making the kids and their costume

831
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: feel amazing. And the parents will always be like, oh,

832
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: how's it going, Hey, good to see you. Hey, thanks,

833
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot of guys, and I'll say, trick or

834
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: treat you hand them some candy. Here you want a couple,

835
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: here you go, Thank you, You guys, have a good night.

836
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: What's your dad dressed up as it is? What is

837
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: jim dressed up as an alcoholic? Sorry, Jimmy look like shit? Man,

838
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: how's it going, Dune? Because Halloween, but we won't be

839
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: handing out candy. That's the only problem. You're gonna be

840
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: out with the kids because we'll be out the kids

841
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: trigg or treating.

842
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, you're dressing up. If you were

843
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: in the house, do you dress up? I think you're

844
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: off on that, dude.

845
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: No.

846
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: My parents when they answered the door when we were

847
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: when we were out triggor treating and they had people

848
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: coming to our house, they were dressed up. I'll still

849
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: I will never forget. Maybe the best costume I felt

850
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: like my dad ever, did you want to know what

851
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: he was? I'm guessing a contractor, a plumber.

852
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: Nope, half woman, half man?

853
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: Wow? What forethought? No, not even a costume nowadays. Literally,

854
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: he took half the mustache off, he put lipstick on

855
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: half of his lips. He had one earring, he had

856
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: like a woman's like skirt just on one leg. I

857
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 1: mean it was great. Were some of the parents like, Okay, yeah,

858
00:39:53,040 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: just grab the candy, let's go. What an absolute fantastic costume? Fantastic?

859
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: I mean you should see the decorations my parents have up.

860
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: My dad has a witch that is like nine feet

861
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: tall standing in their front yard. Tell me this good costume?

862
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:10,479
Speaker 1: Are bad?

863
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 3: If I wear all white Diddy party.

864
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: Parents will think it's funny, kids won't get it. Oh

865
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, oh my god.

866
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: Did you really think of that?

867
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: I just thought it right now. I'm thinking of something

868
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: that I have in my closet. I'm not gonna go

869
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: to Spirit and buy it. Dude. What do we have?

870
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: All white? Dude? Literally, last Halloween and justin I wore

871
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: all white that's a costume. Hey, you know what, you

872
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: should dress up as a pile of shit and they'll

873
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: be like, oh, are you a pile of shit? And

874
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: you'll be like, no, I'm a Tennessee Titan. Oh man,

875
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: are you dressed up as Will Leave Us? No, I'm

876
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: actually Will leave Us?

877
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: Hey, man, are you are you?

878
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: What? What's the mayonnaise? Man, I'm just recreating the Will

879
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: Levis commercial. Oh hey, are you dressed up as a bench. Yeah,

880
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: it's where Will Levis sits all the time. Man, that's Halloween.

881
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. The one thing I'm not

882
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: looking forward to I'll tell you right back, right right

883
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: after this break. No, stop laughing.

884
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: Forty one got it.

885
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: My wife hits me and she says, hey, we got

886
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: invited invited over the Shepherds for Halloween. Should we stop by?

887
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, who the are the Shepherds. She's like, Oh,

888
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: it's a lady down the street. I've met her a

889
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: couple of times and they're having people over. Should we

890
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: stop by Thursday night? Thursday night? I'm like, well, I

891
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: mean I don't really know them, I never met them,

892
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: so why the hell do I want to go buy

893
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: their house? How's it going. I'm a lunchbox. She said, Oh,

894
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: you know, Evelyn and her parents are gonna be there.

895
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 2: We'll know them.

896
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yeah, okay, so we'll know one person.

897
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go to this Halloween party that we

898
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: don't know anybody? Are we gonna be out trick or treating? Shows?

899
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 1: You gotta figure we could do some trick or treating

900
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 1: and then we'd swing by the Shepherds. I'm like, why

901
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: do I want to go talk to these people that

902
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: I've never met. It seems like a weird time to

903
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: get to know them on Halloween when they're gonna have

904
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: a bunch of people there. So let me guess I'm

905
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: never gonna talk to them that night anyway, right, Yeah, Oh,

906
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get an answer to this story. We're

907
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: doing it before it.

908
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know if you met the shepherd.

909
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I've walked by their house for

910
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 1: the last you know, three years that they've lived there,

911
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 1: and not once have I seen them in their front yard.

912
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: Whatever you decide on, do it last second.

913
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: The neighbors that I have met, I swear it's been

914
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 3: at eleven PM. Me and baser all sloppy from Broadway,

915
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 3: and I met Jessica met her husband equally as sloppy.

916
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 3: The neighbors next door. It was seven pm, and Basier said,

917
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 3: they invited us to watch the balls game. It's really

918
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 3: not a good look if we don't at least show

919
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: up and say hi. Well, that high said ended up

920
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 3: being me drinking four bush lattes over there and getting

921
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 3: chased down by her kids in the parking lot, and

922
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: then the dad coming over the next day and saying.

923
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: Hey, you left his backpack at my house.

924
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 3: Do you want it back? Or you're too drunk to

925
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 3: remember that All great interactions happen last second.

926
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't plan ahead.

927
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 3: If you're completely bored and wide open and it's nine thirty,

928
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 3: swing by the Shepherds, But don't go at six and

929
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 3: say hie early.

930
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: That never ends up. Well, you don't want to be

931
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: the first one there, especially when you don't know the Shepherds.

932
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: But you know what also sucks about it being Halloween,

933
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: it's supposed to rain, and then also we're missing Thursday

934
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: Night football, which is the start of fantasy football week.

935
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, Ray, I might.

936
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: Be in the hardest fantasy football division in the history

937
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: of fantasy football. Is it the one where the person

938
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: almost has a thousand points? No, Ray, I haven't looked

939
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: at the scoring, but I will tell you this that

940
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: there are twelve teams in each division. Six teams in

941
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: my division are five and three. Yeah, yeah, yep. That

942
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: sounds like the North NFC North. That is, like you

943
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: the NFL wants you know what do they call it?

944
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: Parody?

945
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: We have the most parody league ever. So one day

946
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: you're winning, one day you're on top, one day you're

947
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: on the bottom. It switches back and forth. You're on

948
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: that side of the fence. Then you're on the other

949
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: side of the fence looking at him and saying, oh, man,

950
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: I wish I could be in the playoffs. Oh you

951
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: win this week, You're back in the playoffs. Oh you

952
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: lose this week. It's unbelievable, ultra competitive, and I'm so nervous.

953
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: I'm not going to make the playoffs.

954
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: Good luck to the commissioner and his henchmen. If there

955
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: is a tie breaker, oh it is it's a points scored,

956
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: then they'll probably be a tie breaker on that. If

957
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: you tie on that, then I don't know. But if someone.

958
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: If two teams tie an actual points scored, that would

959
00:44:59,480 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: be the most.

960
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 2: A the thing I've ever seen in my life.

961
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: Get ready for it. I mean I do have one

962
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: guy that nine two. Yeah, he's almost scored a thousand points. Oh,

963
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: there's one Batter's box has scored nine to sixty two.

964
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: He's the highest scorer. Dude. Just when I oh Klatt

965
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: nine ninety six. Oh my god, let's see this team.

966
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: Dude.

967
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: Wow, it's the chick right uh, Kyler Murray, Kayleb Williams,

968
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: Rico how the hell does he have? Rico Dondell, Najee,

969
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: Harris Chubble Hubbard, Alvin Kamara, Raheem Moster, Aj Brown, Jamar Chase,

970
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: Cooper Cup, Jaden Reed, Khalil Shakir, Trey McBride, Kate Dotten.

971
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: How the hell is he scoring all these points without?

972
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: Cooper Cup hadn't played but one game. And Rico Donnell sucks. Wow,

973
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: hell of a weekend. And Raheem Moster just came back

974
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: last week and this dude is still scoring a thousand points.

975
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: Ridiculous.

976
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: Justin just when I think he knows fantasy football and

977
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: he's doing well, he's really getting He's still wet behind

978
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 3: his ears, but you know what, he's earning his stripes.

979
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 3: He hits me with, hey man, the guy we play

980
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 3: this week has in injuries. He might start five running backs.

981
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 3: And I was like, Justin, you can't start five running backs.

982
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm new to the new

983
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: to fantasy like, you have to at least have some balance,

984
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 3: so then you have to go to the waiver wire.

985
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 3: You don't have to have some balance, but you gotta

986
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: start at least a couple of wide receivers to start

987
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 3: two wide receivers, right, but you can't start five running backs,

988
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: per the math. Really you can start four, you can

989
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: start let me check Justin might be right here, because

990
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,439
Speaker 3: I'm just like, you know, check it you please, because

991
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 3: there's no way in God's green earth you can start

992
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 3: five running backs.

993
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 2: You can.

994
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: You can because you can draw. You have nine people

995
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: right right now and the tight end in the quarterbacks

996
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: seven seven seven. So he's two wide receivers and five

997
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: running backs. My bad. Just when I thought justin new

998
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: fantasy football, just when I thought that he knew what

999
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: was going on, he said that our opponent may have

1000
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: to start five running backs. What a dumb ass, an

1001
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: absolute dumb ass. It's not just in our league, but

1002
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling you guys, it's crunch time. If we don't

1003
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: win this week, we're not making the playoffs. If I

1004
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: don't win this week, I'm not making the playoffs.

1005
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm you think, oh, we got months left? No, no, no,

1006
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 3: we got six in ours y'alls, maybe five. So it's

1007
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 3: if you're five hundred, you gotta win out. Basically you're losing.

1008
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 3: It's very tough to make the playoffs if you're above

1009
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 3: five hundred. Congratulations, But yeah, dude, we've decided because we

1010
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 3: have easy weeks in two weeks, but these next two

1011
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: weeks are must wins because we play the two hardest

1012
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 3: teams to end the year, and we're we have to

1013
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 3: have some sort of lead because we're gonna lose to them.

1014
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1015
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: And then there's Fantasy football guy and I had a

1016
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: run in with him in the office the other day.

1017
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom, he's walking in the bathroom the

1018
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: same time. It's like, hey man, because you know, we

1019
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: haven't been in this building, so we haven't seen these

1020
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: salespeople in years. I haven't seen him in years. We

1021
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: haven't I mean literally three years. I haven't seen some

1022
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 1: of these people. The one guy, real name Craig went.

1023
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: I went in with the fifth pound. He went in

1024
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: with the handshake, and then I switched it last second

1025
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: to the handshake. He switched it to the fifth pound.

1026
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, now, as awkward as hell, Craig, haven't seen

1027
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: you in two years. Next time, let's just do the

1028
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: fifth pound. That was awkward. Yeah, that's weird because I

1029
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: was walking into the bathroom and there was a guy

1030
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: named Craig walking at the same time. We were probably

1031
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: within a couple of minutes of each other, and he

1032
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: turned into fantasy football guy. Because the only time you

1033
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: want to talk fantasy football if you're not in the

1034
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: same league together is if you're doing good bingo, right,

1035
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: hang up and listen.

1036
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 2: So I'm at the urinal. He's at the urine. He goes.

1037
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: He goes, how's it hanging? No, he just goes doing

1038
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: any fantasy football this year? I dabble a little bit

1039
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I'm playing. Wait did you play it?

1040
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: Coy like, I've played a little bit. How are you doing?

1041
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 1: No? No, I said, yeah, I'm playing. He goes, yeah,

1042
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: me too. It's like I'm six and two right now.

1043
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: I didn't ask.

1044
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't ask how your team's doing?

1045
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: Is that even correct? Has it been eight weeks? Yeah,

1046
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: we're five and three. He's he just drops the he

1047
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: he wants to ask me if I'm playing fantasy football,

1048
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: just so he can drop the six months two, which

1049
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: is pretty damn good, Pretty damn good. He's first place

1050
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: in our league. Yeah, well I'm not bored. Well, no,

1051
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: Clyde is seven and one. Okay.

1052
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was just I'm.

1053
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: Just like, if you want to talk about it, like

1054
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: if we're in this, I get it, Like, oh, if

1055
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: I ask, hey, how's your fantasy team doing? Like once

1056
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: you say you're playing, I should be like, oh, who's

1057
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: on your roster? You know, how's it going? Not even

1058
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: are oh you playing with people from the office. No,

1059
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 1: he just straight up goes you playing fantasy. I was like, yeah,

1060
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: how about you? Yeah, I'm six and two. I didn't

1061
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: volunteer my my record, so I don't need you volunteer

1062
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: in your record.

1063
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 3: And not that he's older, I don't know, but he's

1064
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 3: a little bit older. Okay, but it's curious to me

1065
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 3: that people play fantasy. I guess like my dad. Does

1066
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 3: your dad play fantasy?

1067
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: He co manages a team with Chess Day, Okay, my dad, No,

1068
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: I've never played fantasy. I don't think you would have

1069
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: any idea how to play fantasy. What's going on?

1070
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 3: My dad smart in some areas and the new stuff

1071
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 3: with gen Z or gen X or baby boomers gen X.

1072
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: He has no idea.

1073
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 3: Craig, I guess, is younger than my dad and older

1074
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 3: than me. But it's actually surprising that he's playing in fantasy.

1075
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 3: I hate to break this down unless it's not a

1076
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: fantasy league in the office but you're to or he's

1077
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 3: just maybe really close with his neighbors.

1078
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: How does he feel twelve people his age that play it.

1079
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: I think it's a lot of people play it. I

1080
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: think even older, because if you're I would say, if

1081
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: you're under sixty years old, I'm silay fantasy football. Okay.

1082
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 1: He's the age demo where it's kind of actually shocking

1083
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: that you said you had the conversation with him.

1084
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1085
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: I didn't have the conversation. He had the conversation with me.

1086
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: He just wanted to bring it up to let me know,

1087
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, you know, I've been. I've

1088
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: been battling some injuries. You know, I'm waiting for Cooper

1089
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: Cup to come back. I'm like, well he came back

1090
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: last week and he goes back and he's like, oh, well, yeah,

1091
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that before you know, the week started.

1092
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: But I got him back.

1093
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: Now, how's he six and two? And I didn't know

1094
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: the end? I don't know.

1095
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

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00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: If you're not paying attention, but thank you for volunteering

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00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: your information.

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00:50:59,440 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: I don't need that.

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00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: Why I'm at the urinal and I like fantasy football

1100
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: talking people on here maybe not care about our fantasy

1101
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: league and may not care that I'm five and three

1102
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: and then I have a must win this week.

1103
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: But guess what I do care, damn it.

1104
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 3: I think it would be good for the podcast if

1105
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 3: I want it, if you win it, me and Justin

1106
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 3: win it or your brother wins it. Because it's like

1107
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 3: we welcomed all these people into our world and just

1108
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 3: I can't use that word anymore, but we just please

1109
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: there no, we just shut them down.

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00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: For ten thousand dollars in ren with it, man, But

1111
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: we won't. We won't.

1112
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 3: There's I'm already seen the one team in your division. Yeah,

1113
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 3: it's put up a thousand points.

1114
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't I don't see my team winning. Well,

1115
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: I already sent out the text to Justin. I said, hey,

1116
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: we're not trying to win in the playoffs. Let's just

1117
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: make the playoffs, win the five hundred dollars, we get

1118
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: our money back and then some and call it a season.

1119
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 3: Because our team's not good, Like we're really bad. We

1120
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: already said we had. Justin goes we had the worst

1121
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: draft known to man. I go, yeah, I know, our

1122
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: draft was very, very bad. We have been blessed with

1123
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 3: five wins. We have a god awful team.

1124
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: I will just say that my team is getting better

1125
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: because Deontay Johnson is going to the Ravens, so he

1126
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: actually has someone that can throw him the football.

1127
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: Thank god.

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00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Justin just text me and he goes, great, Bateman

1129
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 3: now no longer is getting the ball, And I go,

1130
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: what about Zay Flowers. Our entire receiving core is not

1131
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: gonna get the ball anymore.

1132
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: Well, Deontay well and those two will get.

1133
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 3: The Lamar will throw the ball to either Derrick Henry

1134
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: and the gut are DeAndre and the butt. Zay ain't

1135
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 3: getting it, and Bateman can go just on the sideline

1136
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 3: and bait off because he ain't getting it either.

1137
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 2: All right, Happy Wednesday, guys, we gotta go.

1138
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm exhausted, dude. We went run a little long

1139
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: on the Big Show.

1140
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: No, I'm really tired. I was gonna go hit golf

1141
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: balls today, don't have time. I'm into the driving range

1142
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: in two months.

1143
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: Man.

1144
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's the start of not playing

1145
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: golf as much as you used to when you say

1146
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: was gonna but not, I mean because you.

1147
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 3: Would even planned. There's the days you don't even plan

1148
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 3: to go play golf today. You would planned, and you're

1149
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 3: still not playing golf.

1150
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: No, that's bad.

1151
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I got it. I mean, the kid gets

1152
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: out of school. I mean, it's just hard now, it's tough.

1153
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: And then daylight savings time's coming. So if you're not

1154
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: out there by eleven am, you can even get freaking

1155
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: eighteen in. All right, And I thought I should bring

1156
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: this up.

1157
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 3: Do you know how on the Big Show are they

1158
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 3: talking a lot about pickleball?

1159
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: Eh? I wasn't fucking done.

1160
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 2: Oh you weren't.

1161
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: Do you know how much they talk about it?

1162
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1163
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I was on top of the roof of our

1164
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 3: new building, and I found a pickleball court above the

1165
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 3: city vantage burd's eye view from where we're at a

1166
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 3: block away.

1167
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: This could be the start.

1168
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 3: We just need Scooba to go talk to the leasing

1169
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: office and see if we can play on the court.

1170
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: But there is a badass city view pickleball court that's

1171
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: even better than bones.

1172
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: So suck on that one. And I found it.

1173
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 2: It's here.

1174
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: It's like a block away. Yeah, dude, it's in our building.

1175
00:53:59,040 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you about it.

1176
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: Did So what the hell good does it doing? Is

1177
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 2: that a never building?

1178
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: It's so close that if Scoobs hits up the leasing office,

1179
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: little trade, little barter, we know how that works. We're

1180
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: playing pickleball. It's a block away. We go play after

1181
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: the potty. Yeah, let me know how that turns out. Man,

1182
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 1: Let me let me let me know. Let me just

1183
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: let me know how. There are Arnold with the sayersers

1184
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: and I'd like to play with my pickle What I mean,

1185
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: don't like? Yeah, coaches Convention four information should be up

1186
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: today later today.

1187
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 2: If it is not, it'll be up tomorrow.

1188
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 1: Arnold's been you know, the website's been acting up, trying

1189
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: to get all that information up, but get ready because

1190
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: it's coming. And yeah, that's it. I don't know. Well,

1191
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. Uh Oklahoma see Thunder and

1192
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 1: the Celtics. They're on a collision. They are so damn good. Yeah,

1193
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: stop scaring me like I was. I got futures on

1194
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: the Celtics.

1195
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 2: They are so good.

1196
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: Guys.

1197
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 3: We've said at once, We're gonna say it to thirty

1198
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 3: more times. The Celtics are three times your money to

1199
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 3: win in the World Championship of Basketball. Bet it now

1200
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 3: and then you can hedge it later with the Thunder, Minnesota,

1201
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 3: Timberwolves or whoever. I don't even know any other teams.

1202
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 3: Bet the Celtics now. It's three times your money. You're

1203
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 3: never gonna get that good of a return.

1204
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean, who's gonna win the Come on

1205
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: Dodgers please? Yeah right, Garrett cole.

1206
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: Hey, you're right, Yankees are favored. All right.

1207
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: I need Game five, Game six, and Game seven, so

1208
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: I don't cause I don't want to. Man, I'm getting nervous. Yanks,

1209
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: you can come back and win this damn thing. Well

1210
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: that show Hey doesn't look right his shoulder he hadn't

1211
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: hit the ball in about six months. Thought the exact

1212
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: same thing. I mean, I understand he's out there playing,

1213
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: but he ain't hitting, So why not put him down?

1214
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 1: Maybe is it the intimidation of him because I don't

1215
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: think his shoulder looks right when he swings the bat.

1216
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: Put him down, Yeah, put him down the bench, not

1217
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: like killing, put him out to patch.

1218
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 2: I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.