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Speaker 1: You confession I can't take back e army mouse speak

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Speaker 1: text to seven eight five nine two says I know

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Speaker 1: it's petty, but the way my husband holds a fajita

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Speaker 1: absolutely turns me off. What he mean, cuts the bottom,

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Speaker 1: folds it all into a little tortilla ball, then shoves

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Speaker 1: it into his mouth. I can't even look at him

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Speaker 1: when he has one, and I don't know any type

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Speaker 1: of cupping action sounds pretty good to me. But hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Everybody needs a safe space where they

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Speaker 1: can vent how they truly feel without offending the people

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Speaker 1: they love for some weird reason. And we'll let you

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Speaker 1: do that anonymously. Here on the mass Speaker, we've got

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Speaker 1: a guy ready to confess the ugly truth about his life.

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Speaker 1: He's chosen Derek as his alias. So Derek, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to give us the ick to Darren?

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Speaker 2: I hope not.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of hoping that it grosses us out, but

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, voice changes on. You are the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: All right. So I've always been a little insecure in

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Speaker 2: the gym, so intimidating.

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Speaker 3: Yes, especially when you go to the weight area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything about it just makes me a little bit uncomfortable. So,

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Speaker 2: you know, I never really knew what I was doing.

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Speaker 2: I would lift dumbbells randomly, run on the treadmill until

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Speaker 2: I got tired, which obviously didn't get the results that

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Speaker 2: I wanted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're not like targeting anything.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to sign up for one on one sessions

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Speaker 2: with a personal trainer, but they're like ridiculously expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're also just paying to be in the presence

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Speaker 1: of their hotness too, in addition to the routine.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that a benefit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why it's so expensive. It's not just

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Speaker 1: a workout, it's a view. It's like a modeling contract. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you gotta really want it.

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Speaker 2: Well I wanted it, but I couldn't afford it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, checks out. So what do you do instead?

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Speaker 2: Well, instead, I started to like secretly follow the trainers

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Speaker 2: around the gym. I would be eavesdropping, like while they're

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Speaker 2: giving one on one guidance to the other clock.

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Speaker 1: Genius just pop up in between their legs while they're

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Speaker 1: like lifting.

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Speaker 2: Something like this machine down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that how you do it.

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Speaker 2: I would sit down at the machine that was next

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Speaker 2: to them, and I would just listen right and then

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Speaker 2: I would write down their scene and my notesap on

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Speaker 2: my phone so that I wouldn't forget it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's better.

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Speaker 2: I have like a TikTok up on how to do it,

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Speaker 2: and I have to replay it and pose it like

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Speaker 2: five times sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of sucks for the gym because you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like you're stealing. You're basically stealing from them, but.

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Speaker 3: You're already paying for a membership.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's sitting on machines just dropping it on their phones anyways.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not against it. I just it's just

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Speaker 1: like I did work at a gym, so I know

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Speaker 1: my buddy's probably upset.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I thought that it really helps me, Like

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Speaker 2: there was a point when I started actually seeing the

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Speaker 2: physical improvements and the muscle.

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Speaker 3: Groll, wanting to compliment the trainer, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to kind of stay away. One day,

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Speaker 2: I was talking to a co worker and they noticed

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Speaker 2: that I was actually getting in shape, and they asked

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Speaker 2: me for advice on the workouts. So I basically went

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Speaker 2: into my act in my notes, and I literally emailed

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Speaker 2: them one of the daily routines that I copied from

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Speaker 2: a trainer. Yeah, Like they were super impressed by it.

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Speaker 2: They were like, wow, you're extremely thorough. You should start

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Speaker 2: your own fitness channel or something. I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't have any actual fitness training or expertise. But

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Speaker 2: one day, just for the fun of it, I was like, whatever,

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Speaker 2: I'll post one of the workout routines on TikTok. I

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Speaker 2: thought that it was a good idea. So the video

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Speaker 2: ended up getting like way more attraction than I ever thought.

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Speaker 3: That it would.

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Speaker 2: Really thousands of lights across the board.

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Speaker 3: Wow, were you feeling guilty because you plagiarize this guy's

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Speaker 3: workout routine? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess I did kind of feel guilty, But

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Speaker 2: like all of these people were saying, this is incredible.

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Speaker 2: You explain everything so easily.

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Speaker 3: We need more, and that part of it is you,

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Speaker 3: you know, like the explanation.

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Speaker 2: You don't know that the trader didn't get it from

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Speaker 2: chatty bt either, yea, But yeah, I thought that maybe

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Speaker 2: it was kind of helpful for everybody, So I decided

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Speaker 2: to post another one, and that one got even like

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Speaker 2: a bigger response. Influencer now pretty much like it was

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Speaker 2: kind of the start of my new shady side hustle on.

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Speaker 3: Shady there's something shady about getting other people in shade.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel a little shady. Like I'd go

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Speaker 2: to the gym a few times a week and I

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Speaker 2: would secretly eavesdrop on the trainer that was given the instructions,

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Speaker 2: and then I would post his workout.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so that you were continuing to do it. It's

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Speaker 3: not like you cow and came up with your own stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well so, yeah, so you could keep coming up with

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Speaker 1: new routines, you need to keep going to the gym

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Speaker 1: and borrowing them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. But one of the trainers that I

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Speaker 2: really really liked ended up quitting the gym, so I

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Speaker 2: had to follow around a different trainer and their routines

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Speaker 2: weren't as good, So I ended up losing a little

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Speaker 2: bit of traction, a little bit of followers.

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Speaker 1: I hope you complained about them to the gym. Iustrator went.

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Speaker 2: We Fortunately the gym did just hire a new guy

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Speaker 2: and his routines are like really great, They're so much better.

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Speaker 2: I have almost two hundred thousand followers now, wow, so

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Speaker 2: you are.

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Speaker 1: Now making a lot of money on TikTok for sure.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say a lot, but it's definitely helps me

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Speaker 2: pay my rent for sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think we're against him doing this, right,

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Speaker 1: It's just like when people rip off our audio and

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Speaker 1: post it on their own TikTok pages and they get

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Speaker 1: millions and millions of views and we don't get any credit.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, We don't care as long as the world

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Speaker 1: is happy, right Brook.

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Speaker 3: It'd be nice if they followed the official account whatever.

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Speaker 1: Eventually. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: I mean at the end of the day, I do

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Speaker 2: feel bad, but at the same time, like I'm helping

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Speaker 2: people who couldn't afford to buy the one on one

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Speaker 2: trainer like me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Stealing is okay as long as it ends

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Speaker 1: up in a good place. You're like the robin Hood

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Speaker 1: of fitness. Yeah, we'll call it that. Good for you, Derek,

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Speaker 1: We're proud of you. Keep on stealing from other people

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Speaker 1: and text in to seven eighty five nine two. If

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Speaker 1: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 1: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 1: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,