WEBVTT - Passing Gas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:07.000 Oh w B also had good times. Yes, yeah, I 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:11.360 feel like they had that, you know, group of those 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:16.720 Norman Lear black shows, right, you know what I mean, premium, 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:22.640 none of that unready unletted Webster ship. I was putting 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.680 Webster in my hot cord everywhere, like it's the same. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.560 I don't know, it's it's the same, I don't I 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:32.440 can't tell the difference, but I'm underreasonable. Look charms never 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:44.640 had them. I eat marshmallow maiden, my crop chips in 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:58.040 your means. Man's racist also mostly money marshal stuff. I 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:04.880 can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:09.360 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:12.640 of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.360 deep into the pockets of black conspiracy duties and we 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:20.800 finally worked to prove that Tray Young's barber is giving 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.479 him that haircut to keep him humble and striving for 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:28.640 whatever can be achieved beyond his natural talents. The man 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:33.520 is given him a haircut of a champion. Not what 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.319 that is, bald, is the haircut of a champion if 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.759 we're talking rings and he's close to it. Whatever that 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:46.399 whispy level of of a hairstyle is. That's as close 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.400 to bald as I've ever seen. It is the ghost 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:54.600 of hairstyles past. That ship came to you at midnight 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:59.840 on Christmas. It looked like his father's father was electric 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.520 and it passed down generations. You know, you know what 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.480 he looks like. He looks like you saw a ghost 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:12.720 and then the ghost saw him and and everybody was scared. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:18.280 It's like he's like, I'm taking something from you. Yeah. Uh, 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:21.880 I'm Legstein Kerman. I have all of my hair. I'm 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.519 David Bores. I still got mine, don't you know. I 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.520 don't have a lot of faith in forever. You don't 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.360 think you're gonna I think it's I think it's I 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:35.320 think it's whoa for you? Are you speaking for you 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.639 or for for both of us? And I'm speaking solely 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:45.040 for me. You should could go tomorrow. You have zero 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.760 faith in my hand, no, none of that. That that 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:51.680 light skin, it's too soft for this world. There's course 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:55.160 from the earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.639 know why that that makes me believe in it more, 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:01.399 But you're right, it does make me believe that your 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:04.440 hair is gonna hold on stronger because yeah, your hair 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:09.239 was your hair was too soft to last. Yeah, I'll 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.880 be honest, I'm making these trade young jokes, and a 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:13.799 part of me is like, I know what happened there? 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.280 I see your brother. I could be there today. Now 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.040 is it happening? Because I do have like a chunk, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.200 my ship is better right now. I do have a 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.680 chunk out of my hairline that my barber has to like. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.880 But that's from childhood, that's not that's always. Yeah, I 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:33.280 haven't had any like recession. What I do have is 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:37.240 like a little bit in the front where uh ever, 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.480 since I was a kid, it just doesn't come in 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.800 quite as thick like it. It's almost like one of 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:47.480 them weird white boy hairline type things. And so you know, 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:51.480 you get a black man to correct whatever is not 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.400 quite what it should be. But but no, I haven't 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.840 lost anything yet. How curly? How curly is your hair? 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.040 I don't know why I'm I don't know why I'm squinted. Yeah, no, 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:11.080 you seem hello suspicious of me. How curly was your 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:18.200 hair at eleven o six pm last night? No, I 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.360 believe it, I just because now it looks straight, But 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.680 is that because it's low. Yeah, it's just because it 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.080 it curls big, you know what I mean. It's not 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:30.120 like tight tight coils the way that like, uh, your 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:36.440 your African eyes hair might be like that. I think 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.960 it's a positive. I just think it's more dangerous air 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.880 and we gotta keep an eye on it. I keep 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.159 it this way with fruits and nuts from the forest, 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:52.360 just wandering through there, pushing them through your fingers, like yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.920 that's basically what black castor oil is. I think. So 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:01.320 just smashed up stink berries because that it smells weird. Yeah, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:07.560 the unscented one. No, never once. They will smell it 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:12.240 on the train, for sure. Fun stink berries? What are 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:20.000 stink berries? I made it up, you know what. I 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.839 believed that so much. I politely wait until we got 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.839 to the end of the conversation to be like, I 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.760 gotta I gotta check back in on these stink berries. No, 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.880 I thought that I got away with it. It's it's 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:34.400 made up, fun all right. Well, learning a lot today, folks, 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.000 and we haven't even started the episode. This is this 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.400 is gonna be a doe low. It's me and David together, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:44.080 no guests slowing us down with their Look, if you 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.360 hate cops just because the cops, the next time you 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:51.240 get in trouble, call it crackhead. Yeah, call a crackhead 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:59.080 because this just us bitch. Yeah, I don't have their 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:03.880 phone number. Yeah I didn't. That's the craziest part. He's like, 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:09.000 we all got crackheads phone numbers, which, honestly, maybe that's 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.159 the most honest part of that ad where he's like, yeah, no, honestly, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.080 I do get good with crackheads, and that's why I 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:19.520 behave this way. I mean, yeah, we we are. We're 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.320 doing this together, but we have a topic that we 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.840 we need to dive into the topic of discussion, which 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.600 I presented to the group this this past weekend, and 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.400 I think is a is one that I've I've wrestled 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.600 with for years now, but I'm excited about this. The 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:40.880 topic is my mama told me there's no difference between 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:54.800 regular and premium gas. Tell me, oh yeah, now, because then, 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.839 thank you so much. But because I presented this to 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.720 the group, I guess my question is where do you 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.719 fall in in reference to whether or not this is 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:08.279 in fact a real thing. I think you're completely wrong 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:13.720 WHOA And I don't even drive like that. Whoa, And 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.640 by that I mean at all, I don't have a driver. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.080 This feels like absolutely you're turning them or I mean, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.040 like a motherfucker you don't even believe, Like no, I don't. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:25.320 I don't I believe that they exist. I'm not a 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.640 second I see him zoom zoom outside my window and 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.360 an anti car. As long as I've met you, that doesn't. 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.640 That has nothing to do with what this is. And 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.600 I'm gonna do with this now of a sudden. You 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.480 have a deep passion for premium gasoline. This is what 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:41.960 I don't. I'm telling you that there are a difference 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:45.520 between gasoline types, is all. It's just like milk types 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.800 or orange juice types or any other liquid they sell us. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:53.640 Are you going places and like demanding the milks the 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.200 brand certain brands of milk. First of all, I don't 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.440 drink milk at all. Okay. Second of all, it's not 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.640 a branding thing. It's a liquid content thing. It's not 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.760 like I'm not like I need the Dairy Gold milk. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:10.320 But there's a difference between two percent milk and whole milk. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.480 And then sure, okay you're not. So it's not a 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:19.760 brand issue for you, concentration issue through across or whatever 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:24.080 the funk is the de fact levels and and percentages 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:28.600 and ship for you, just like levels and uh gasoline. 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:34.600 M M. Now, So here's if I may, yeah, if 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:42.280 I may, volley, I my I believe that principally that 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.440 is probably true, right, that that there is a difference 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.640 in terms of of the different ways that they could 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.960 cut this ship, move this ship whatever it is to 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:56.160 make it do what it's supposed to do. Theoretically, my 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.440 argument would be that they have every reason to tell 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.800 us some premium ship is premium ship when in fact 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:06.480 it isn't and still get money off of the thing, 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:10.559 presuming premium costs more to produce, which is the reason 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:13.520 that it costs more to make. There's they have every 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.400 reason to not give me premium and tell me it is, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.920 because who's tasting it to know the difference. I don't 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:24.800 know if that's how you tell the difference. And that's 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.760 why this is a show about learning. You think they're 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.640 got to be like, oh, yeah, that's I think they 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.480 rub it on at the top of their gums like 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:41.480 police officers testing cocaine and they go, that's that good ship. Colombian. Yeah, 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.679 I think, you know, I think the cars can tell 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.960 the difference. You never met somebody with like a great 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.360 car and they're like, oh, I don't put that trash 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.920 in my car ever, But there's no part of you 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.920 that that doesn't think that that person is just flexing 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.760 or and or and or being scammed. I think it's seventy. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:02.920 I think there's a science behind it. Just because I 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.840 don't know the science behind it. I think there's a 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.440 science behind the levels of I don't even know what 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.160 the difference is supposed to what it's it's the three right, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:17.160 it's unladed, it's it's it's like whatever the the mid 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:22.320 grade word is, and then it's premium, right, and you 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.760 think it's all nonsense. I'm saying that that the difference 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:33.280 maybe negligible, both to to our cars and to the 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.880 people that are selling us this ship. We're the only 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.840 ones that are actually being punished and we're paying for it. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.079 But what's the negligible difference? Is it that little bit 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.160 of optimal performance? Because that's like if that ship is 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.000 gonna go from like, I don't know how cars work, 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:53.560 So this is gonna sound crazy. This could go either way, 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:58.000 and I'm I'm excited for a definish what's like difference negligible, 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:01.200 like the difference between going nine, the difference between going 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:07.240 one test is that you think it's like nas and 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:12.320 uh and fucking fast, and the furious said, don't play 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:16.560 me out. I understand the internal combustion engine and the 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.959 cylinders and they make the spark and then the pist. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.680 I get it. I'm not a fucking idiot, so I 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.160 know what the difference between good and bad guys is 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.920 supposed to do. No Langston, I don't. And that carb 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:36.000 and that's the corborat carburet it has carbonation like that. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.319 Still squinting, I don't think it's fair that you get 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:47.000 to run the pad and and use the drops his 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:53.000 weapons against me. I'll say that I feel like a 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.400 victim in this space in a way that that I 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.559 can't undo. This is like being punched in the head 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.240 in the corner of the ring. I'm truly at a 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:10.320 loss here. It's bewildering because you sound scared. I am scared. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.560 I'm scared that the next thing I say will be 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.400 enough of a connection to a reference that you have 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.280 locked in at your favorite tips and it's gonna interrupt 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.040 so that you can you can once again shame me 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:28.120 for for there. It is all right, I'm gonna lay 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.480 off of it for a minute so you can make 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.480 your point. Look, here's all I'm saying is is that 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:36.040 I think there's a very real possibility that, like so 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:39.360 many other things in this world, on this planet that 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:43.800 we've seen be introduced as premium products that we find 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.920 out are more or less the same as their generic 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:52.600 version that could also exist in gasoline. I agree with you. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.680 I think they're making so much money. Is this where 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:57.880 you split hairs to make the more money? Because I 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:01.240 don't think I think I don't that many people are 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.880 buying the premium gas right, I don't think so either. 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:07.120 I think I think it may very well just be 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.240 people who are falling for the trick. And so many 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:14.040 of us have have so little money frankly, that it's 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.280 it's it's hard to make the choice to fall for 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.160 that trick if you don't have to. How much? What 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.640 do you drive? So up until this year, I've mostly 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:27.120 drove Honda Civics. That's where your boy's been at. But 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:33.400 then we civics as argument, right, Okay, but that's I'm 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:36.640 making point. But see, that's where you're sucking up is 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:40.160 because up until this year, Honda Civic. But now I 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:43.920 have a BMW X four because we needed a We 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.000 needed like a bigger car for the family ship. The 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:53.600 point to the point is this is the first time 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.559 I've ever even had to pay for premium gasoline, not 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.719 just as an adult, but legitimately my entire life. I've 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.200 never seen anyone pay for premium gasodly. I mean, maybe 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:06.040 you're just broke. I think we were for quite a while, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:10.640 and that's that's part of it. No, that's such a lot. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.000 I was trying to I was trying to make myself 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.240 feel better by making fun of you. That was not right. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:18.040 That's not right. Uh No, I have never are you 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:22.280 getting me? We didn't even have a car of the decade, Like, 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.920 we didn't have a car of the decade that we 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:30.560 lived in until after I graduated high school. Who I've 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.640 never had a car that was up the decade there. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:36.240 So you were an eighties car in the nineties, who 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:40.360 were in nineties car in the two thousand's so forth. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.960 In the nineties, we were eighties cars. Yeah, that's what happened. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:48.800 Two thousands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Goddamn tragic. 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:52.360 It's not that yeah, you know, it's not it's not 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.680 right right. We were the same way my dad. So 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.400 my dad's cars, I think have almost exclusively. He'd been 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.760 hand me down vehicles from except for the last car 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:07.120 he bought like ten years ago. Every car before that, 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.760 like his parents or somebody in the family would have 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.440 a car and they'd be like, you want a car, 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.120 and he'd be like, hell yeah, and then he has 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.520 a power. And remember when we first got a car 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:19.240 on the lot, it was yeah, that's not it's a 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:22.800 huge deal. And then my mom had like a minivan 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.960 because there were a lot of us, and so like 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.600 that was, that was the deal. But it wasn't. You 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.240 don't put premium in a minivan. You just let that. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.520 At my mom's house, there were four of us by 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.880 the end of Are you the old I'm the oldest 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.560 by farm twenty three years older than the next time 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:44.480 or the last in line. Rather, oh wow, yeah, I'm 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.520 fourteen years older. Wait. Wait, so it was three year 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.040 old you and a bunch of babies in the minivan. No, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:58.360 it was I was, I was and they would not 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:02.280 let me drive and somedays to Uh No, So I 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:06.080 was I was ten when my next sibling came. I 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.080 was eleven when the one after that, and then I 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.520 was thirteen for the one after that, and then twenty 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:18.120 three for the one after that. Wow, your parents are spry, well, 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:21.360 one of them is that that's my mom doing a 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.520 lot of that work. And then I have a brother 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:29.720 on my dad's side, so five in total. Yeah, she 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.040 should have been put in premium in the minivan. Now 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:34.720 you don't put no goddamn premium because it's a scam, 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.240 is what I'm saying. There were two. You have the 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:41.880 BMW that you are charged with your child safety and 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.920 you're doing it yourself. You don't even stand on this principle, 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.640 right because a lady yells at me and demands it 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:51.000 of me, not because I believe in it. You understand 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.560 that that some some choices are for survival. My friend, 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:58.400 this isn't this isn't what I want for myself. This 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.880 is what's being offered to me through the world that 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:05.200 I've created, and I'm too far in to turn back. Man, 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:18.000 that's difficult, Yeah, it is. Why Why are you? Yeah, 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.439 it's heartbreaking, it's really heartbreaking stuff that I'm trying to 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.080 explain to you. So if you were free and a bachelor, 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.040 it's unletted gas a dog. I'm putting unletted gas in 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:30.760 the BMW and I'm pulling the funk up. What's up? 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:37.600 What are you going to night? Baby girl? Not as 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.760 far as I'm going with my unletted gas know where 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.359 to get No, I don't. I listen, man, I want 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.960 this for you because I love a conspiracy as well, 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.360 but I don't think this is a conspiracy. So you're 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.479 just trusting the government on this one to give us 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:57.120 a trust big Gas. I trust trust Big Gas. I 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:03.760 trust big Oil. I aligned with the saudiast on levels 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.800 that you wouldn't even understand. Isn't their princess to me? 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:13.160 Their kings and emperors and lords of the world to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.520 I I side with big oil on this one, and 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:19.640 I just I think that manufacturing wise because there are 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:23.199 high end other car products. M hm. You understand what 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.760 I'm staying. There's high end, there's high end oil, and 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:30.680 there's shitty oil. Like for lubrication, there's there there for 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.320 every there's gooding and a reason there is bad and 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:35.920 free for everything that you're doing in that car, there's 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:40.800 a good and a bad liquid. Why would gas not 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.639 be the case as well? But what what I would 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:48.879 argue is the most essential liquid to be inserting, so 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:52.040 much so that we have to buy it sometimes multiple 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:56.080 times per week, depending on how effective and or shitty 0:18:56.119 --> 0:19:01.800 your car is. And so I think the question really is, like, 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:05.239 if I had to up charge something, or if I 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:06.960 had to do a little bit of a bait and 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.880 switch on something, I'm not gonna do it with oil. 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:13.000 You gotta deal with that every like what what is 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:17.240 it three thousand miles or whatever the funk it is. Alternatively, 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:21.000 if I do it with fucking gas, that's a daily ruse. 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:24.399 There's a that's the most money I can be making, 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:26.960 all right. I mean, I want to I want to hear. 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:28.480 I want to I want to hear you take it 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:30.280 to the to the facts. I want to hear the 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:36.439 research research. I've never said that before, nor have I 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:42.080 truly ever mentioned in my life today, But hey, miss Davis, 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:50.159 I'd like I'd like to read now, can we just read? 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:58.840 I'm I'm done talking to my friends and or zoning 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:03.639 off out the window. I would like read to read 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:10.479 I'd like to finally finish Maniac McGhee. You guys, did 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:13.199 you guys read that? I don't know what Maniac McGee is. No, 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:16.760 you never had to read Maniac McGhee. Oh he sounds funny, though, No, 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:18.920 it's about black people. And then there was this little 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.159 boy who I'm out with the black people and his 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:24.639 name was Maniac McGee. He like untied, this giant knot 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:27.720 and then they used to always call him fish belly 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:30.480 because he was white. You've never don't look at me like, 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.760 I've never heard of Maniac McGhee. But this is fast. 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.680 You were a teacher, Yeah, and thank god I didn't 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:39.679 give this to children. What were you reading? What were 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:42.919 you what? No? No, goddamn. What an age group was this? 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.679 Olivia saying she read it too, and I it was 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:51.560 a It was a popular book, fish belly? What what? 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:55.720 What age group was Maniac McGhee targeted at I feel 0:20:55.760 --> 0:21:00.720 like between fifth and seventh grade. Okay, So this was 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:04.280 back when books truly were our choice. This wasn't what 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:07.119 they were they demanding this of you in the classroom, 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:09.320 I believe. So it was like a book that we 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:11.600 all Yeah, you had to like you know, how you 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:14.040 would have to read you would all read a book communally. 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.159 It was one of those books. So you let a 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:21.399 white person, why would you to read a book about 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:25.600 a black boy whose name is no, No, no, whit. 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:30.800 The white person was maniac, but white fish Belly was 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:35.439 maniac at the pizza story, I understand it sounds like 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:42.679 I'm having a stroke. Listen, I've never read Maniac. McGee. 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:47.040 I'm excited it was about Sega. I hear, I hear 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:49.960 what you both are saying. I don't know that it's 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:54.440 addressing my larger concerns, but I understand that maybe I'm 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:56.840 just out of the loop. I didn't have maniac. Maybe 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:02.480 it was regional, maybe specifically where y'all are from. The Givers. 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:07.359 We never read The Giver and something. How you still 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:10.240 fucking love The Giver? I love Maniac with you. I 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:13.719 don't know what you want. I think different strokes, you know, 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:17.840 and we both agree Different Strokes was great. Different Strokes No, 0:22:18.040 --> 0:22:22.840 I was more of Uh. I was Webster. Yeah, I 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:27.919 like you like Webster better than Different Strokes. Yeah. Whoa. 0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:33.320 I'll say this and let's let's have this debate now, 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:35.240 and we have to go to break We've been talking 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:38.000 for forever, but let's let's have this debate now so 0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:41.439 that we can clear the air on this Objectively, I 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:45.800 would argue that Gary Coleman has had a funnier life 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:50.800 than Emmanuel Lewis period. Yes, that that's yeah, he knows Garanti. Yeah, 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:55.480 he went to he went to TV court one time. No, 0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:59.879 he was doing silly shit. Yeah, Emmanuel Lewis was boring. 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:01.800 But I kind of like that as a kid. I guess. 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:04.679 I don't know. I just think I think Gary Coleman 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.399 truly was one of the greatest talents this world has 0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.840 ever known, and we're never gonna We're not going to 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:12.880 match that again. But here's what I'm telling you, is that, like, 0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:16.800 if you look up your Gary Coleman greatest your favorite 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:20.200 parts about him, Yeah, it none of it is different strokes. No, 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.000 I don't. I don't think so at all. I think 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:26.400 his talent was really just being a silly person more 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:30.439 than appearing on nine sitcoms like Gambling. Yeah, just rolling 0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:33.240 his eyes funny, well into his fifties, you know what 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:35.879 I mean. Like, it's it's not a real it's not 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:38.760 a talent I want, but it is a talent that 0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:42.960 no one can replicate and therefore should be admired. Yeah, yeah, 0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:45.439 that's all I'm saying. But as but as a show, 0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:49.800 I think Webster was better. I look agree to disagree 0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:52.919 that there's they were just so goddamn funny on that 0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:55.560 different strokes. But I hear you and the thing song 0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:59.080 was better for different strokes. You're really here. I don't 0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.400 think you're right about us, But you know what I mean, 0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:04.359 we already have a debate to have. We were still 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:07.159 talking about gasoline. We're gonna take a break. We'll be 0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:10.000 back with more more lenks than more David and more, 0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:23.639 my mama told me. And we're back. Someone get this 0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:32.520 jickaboo await from me this. I have no comment on 0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:35.320 that sound drop. I think it's I think it's perfect. 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.000 I think you did exactly what needed to be done. 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.280 Tell the people what we're doing. What do we do. 0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:44.040 We are discussing whether or not there's a difference between 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:48.840 premium and regular unleaded fuel. I think that Langston, now 0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:52.800 that you have German engineering, you should understand that there's 0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:56.520 just a difference overall. I let me ask you this. 0:24:56.760 --> 0:25:00.080 I I will first, I'll address what you're saying I 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:04.800 have noticed a physical difference in the driving experience between 0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:08.920 my Honda and my BMW, I would be I would 0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:12.080 be lying if I said there was not a noticeable 0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:15.960 difference between the two vehicles and the ride, the the 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:20.359 physical feel of the ride right, And you don't feel 0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:24.440 like the petrol is a part of that. I venture 0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:27.840 to guess that it is strictly because of the quality 0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:31.960 of the vehicles and not actually the gas that goes 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:34.760 into it. That's the stance that I'm taking in this. 0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.359 You still gotta you can't just love something. You gotta 0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.800 take care of it. You still the fuel has the 0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:42.400 fuel has something to do with it. Let me, am 0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:45.360 I the first person in your life that's that's ever 0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.919 presented this as an option. Am I the only person 0:25:47.960 --> 0:25:52.800 you've ever heard suggests this? No, of course, tell me 0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:57.160