1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: Oh w B also had good times. Yes, yeah, I 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: feel like they had that, you know, group of those 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: Norman Lear black shows, right, you know what I mean, premium, 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: none of that unready unletted Webster ship. I was putting 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: Webster in my hot cord everywhere, like it's the same. 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's the same, I don't I 7 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: can't tell the difference, but I'm underreasonable. Look charms never 8 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: had them. I eat marshmallow maiden, my crop chips in 9 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 1: your means. Man's racist also mostly money marshal stuff. I 10 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There 11 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 12 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive 13 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy duties and we 14 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: finally worked to prove that Tray Young's barber is giving 15 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 1: him that haircut to keep him humble and striving for 16 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: whatever can be achieved beyond his natural talents. The man 17 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: is given him a haircut of a champion. Not what 18 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: that is, bald, is the haircut of a champion if 19 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 1: we're talking rings and he's close to it. Whatever that 20 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:46,399 Speaker 1: whispy level of of a hairstyle is. That's as close 21 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: to bald as I've ever seen. It is the ghost 22 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: of hairstyles past. That ship came to you at midnight 23 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: on Christmas. It looked like his father's father was electric 24 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: and it passed down generations. You know, you know what 25 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: he looks like. He looks like you saw a ghost 26 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: and then the ghost saw him and and everybody was scared. 27 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: It's like he's like, I'm taking something from you. Yeah. Uh, 28 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: I'm Legstein Kerman. I have all of my hair. I'm 29 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: David Bores. I still got mine, don't you know. I 30 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: don't have a lot of faith in forever. You don't 31 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: think you're gonna I think it's I think it's I 32 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: think it's whoa for you? Are you speaking for you 33 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: or for for both of us? And I'm speaking solely 34 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: for me. You should could go tomorrow. You have zero 35 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: faith in my hand, no, none of that. That that 36 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: light skin, it's too soft for this world. There's course 37 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: from the earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't 38 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: know why that that makes me believe in it more, 39 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,399 Speaker 1: But you're right, it does make me believe that your 40 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: hair is gonna hold on stronger because yeah, your hair 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 1: was your hair was too soft to last. Yeah, I'll 42 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: be honest, I'm making these trade young jokes, and a 43 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: part of me is like, I know what happened there? 44 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: I see your brother. I could be there today. Now 45 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: is it happening? Because I do have like a chunk, 46 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: my ship is better right now. I do have a 47 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: chunk out of my hairline that my barber has to like. 48 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: But that's from childhood, that's not that's always. Yeah, I 49 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: haven't had any like recession. What I do have is 50 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: like a little bit in the front where uh ever, 51 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: since I was a kid, it just doesn't come in 52 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: quite as thick like it. It's almost like one of 53 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: them weird white boy hairline type things. And so you know, 54 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: you get a black man to correct whatever is not 55 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: quite what it should be. But but no, I haven't 56 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: lost anything yet. How curly? How curly is your hair? 57 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm I don't know why I'm squinted. Yeah, no, 58 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: you seem hello suspicious of me. How curly was your 59 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: hair at eleven o six pm last night? No, I 60 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: believe it, I just because now it looks straight, But 61 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: is that because it's low. Yeah, it's just because it 62 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: it curls big, you know what I mean. It's not 63 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: like tight tight coils the way that like, uh, your 64 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 1: your African eyes hair might be like that. I think 65 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: it's a positive. I just think it's more dangerous air 66 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: and we gotta keep an eye on it. I keep 67 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 1: it this way with fruits and nuts from the forest, 68 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: just wandering through there, pushing them through your fingers, like yeah, yeah, yeah, 69 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: that's basically what black castor oil is. I think. So 70 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: just smashed up stink berries because that it smells weird. Yeah, 71 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: the unscented one. No, never once. They will smell it 72 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: on the train, for sure. Fun stink berries? What are 73 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: stink berries? I made it up, you know what. I 74 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 1: believed that so much. I politely wait until we got 75 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: to the end of the conversation to be like, I 76 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta check back in on these stink berries. No, 77 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: I thought that I got away with it. It's it's 78 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: made up, fun all right. Well, learning a lot today, folks, 79 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: and we haven't even started the episode. This is this 80 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: is gonna be a doe low. It's me and David together, 81 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: no guests slowing us down with their Look, if you 82 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 1: hate cops just because the cops, the next time you 83 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 1: get in trouble, call it crackhead. Yeah, call a crackhead 84 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: because this just us bitch. Yeah, I don't have their 85 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: phone number. Yeah I didn't. That's the craziest part. He's like, 86 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: we all got crackheads phone numbers, which, honestly, maybe that's 87 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,159 Speaker 1: the most honest part of that ad where he's like, yeah, no, honestly, 88 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: I do get good with crackheads, and that's why I 89 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: behave this way. I mean, yeah, we we are. We're 90 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: doing this together, but we have a topic that we 91 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: we need to dive into the topic of discussion, which 92 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: I presented to the group this this past weekend, and 93 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: I think is a is one that I've I've wrestled 94 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: with for years now, but I'm excited about this. The 95 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: topic is my mama told me there's no difference between 96 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: regular and premium gas. Tell me, oh yeah, now, because then, 97 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: thank you so much. But because I presented this to 98 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: the group, I guess my question is where do you 99 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: fall in in reference to whether or not this is 100 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: in fact a real thing. I think you're completely wrong 101 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: WHOA And I don't even drive like that. Whoa, And 102 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: by that I mean at all, I don't have a driver. 103 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: This feels like absolutely you're turning them or I mean, 104 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: like a motherfucker you don't even believe, Like no, I don't. 105 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: I don't I believe that they exist. I'm not a 106 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: second I see him zoom zoom outside my window and 107 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: an anti car. As long as I've met you, that doesn't. 108 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with what this is. And 109 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do with this now of a sudden. You 110 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: have a deep passion for premium gasoline. This is what 111 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: I don't. I'm telling you that there are a difference 112 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: between gasoline types, is all. It's just like milk types 113 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: or orange juice types or any other liquid they sell us. 114 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: Are you going places and like demanding the milks the 115 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: brand certain brands of milk. First of all, I don't 116 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: drink milk at all. Okay. Second of all, it's not 117 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: a branding thing. It's a liquid content thing. It's not 118 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: like I'm not like I need the Dairy Gold milk. 119 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: But there's a difference between two percent milk and whole milk. 120 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: And then sure, okay you're not. So it's not a 121 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: brand issue for you, concentration issue through across or whatever 122 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: the funk is the de fact levels and and percentages 123 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: and ship for you, just like levels and uh gasoline. 124 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: M M. Now, So here's if I may, yeah, if 125 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: I may, volley, I my I believe that principally that 126 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: is probably true, right, that that there is a difference 127 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: in terms of of the different ways that they could 128 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: cut this ship, move this ship whatever it is to 129 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: make it do what it's supposed to do. Theoretically, my 130 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,440 Speaker 1: argument would be that they have every reason to tell 131 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: us some premium ship is premium ship when in fact 132 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: it isn't and still get money off of the thing, 133 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,559 Speaker 1: presuming premium costs more to produce, which is the reason 134 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: that it costs more to make. There's they have every 135 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: reason to not give me premium and tell me it is, 136 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 1: because who's tasting it to know the difference. I don't 137 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: know if that's how you tell the difference. And that's 138 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: why this is a show about learning. You think they're 139 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: got to be like, oh, yeah, that's I think they 140 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: rub it on at the top of their gums like 141 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:41,480 Speaker 1: police officers testing cocaine and they go, that's that good ship. Colombian. Yeah, 142 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,679 Speaker 1: I think, you know, I think the cars can tell 143 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: the difference. You never met somebody with like a great 144 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 1: car and they're like, oh, I don't put that trash 145 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: in my car ever, But there's no part of you 146 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: that that doesn't think that that person is just flexing 147 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: or and or and or being scammed. I think it's seventy. 148 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,920 Speaker 1: I think there's a science behind it. Just because I 149 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 1: don't know the science behind it. I think there's a 150 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 1: science behind the levels of I don't even know what 151 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: the difference is supposed to what it's it's the three right, 152 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: it's unladed, it's it's it's like whatever the the mid 153 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 1: grade word is, and then it's premium, right, and you 154 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: think it's all nonsense. I'm saying that that the difference 155 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: maybe negligible, both to to our cars and to the 156 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: people that are selling us this ship. We're the only 157 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 1: ones that are actually being punished and we're paying for it. 158 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 1: But what's the negligible difference? Is it that little bit 159 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: of optimal performance? Because that's like if that ship is 160 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: gonna go from like, I don't know how cars work, 161 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 1: So this is gonna sound crazy. This could go either way, 162 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:58,000 Speaker 1: and I'm I'm excited for a definish what's like difference negligible, 163 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,200 Speaker 1: like the difference between going nine, the difference between going 164 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 1: one test is that you think it's like nas and 165 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:12,320 Speaker 1: uh and fucking fast, and the furious said, don't play 166 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: me out. I understand the internal combustion engine and the 167 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:19,959 Speaker 1: cylinders and they make the spark and then the pist. 168 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,680 Speaker 1: I get it. I'm not a fucking idiot, so I 169 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,160 Speaker 1: know what the difference between good and bad guys is 170 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: supposed to do. No Langston, I don't. And that carb 171 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: and that's the corborat carburet it has carbonation like that. 172 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,319 Speaker 1: Still squinting, I don't think it's fair that you get 173 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 1: to run the pad and and use the drops his 174 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: weapons against me. I'll say that I feel like a 175 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: victim in this space in a way that that I 176 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 1: can't undo. This is like being punched in the head 177 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 1: in the corner of the ring. I'm truly at a 178 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: loss here. It's bewildering because you sound scared. I am scared. 179 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm scared that the next thing I say will be 180 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: enough of a connection to a reference that you have 181 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: locked in at your favorite tips and it's gonna interrupt 182 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 1: so that you can you can once again shame me 183 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: for for there. It is all right, I'm gonna lay 184 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: off of it for a minute so you can make 185 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: your point. Look, here's all I'm saying is is that 186 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: I think there's a very real possibility that, like so 187 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: many other things in this world, on this planet that 188 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: we've seen be introduced as premium products that we find 189 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: out are more or less the same as their generic 190 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 1: version that could also exist in gasoline. I agree with you. 191 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,680 Speaker 1: I think they're making so much money. Is this where 192 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 1: you split hairs to make the more money? Because I 193 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: don't think I think I don't that many people are 194 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: buying the premium gas right, I don't think so either. 195 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,120 Speaker 1: I think I think it may very well just be 196 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: people who are falling for the trick. And so many 197 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: of us have have so little money frankly, that it's 198 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,280 Speaker 1: it's it's hard to make the choice to fall for 199 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: that trick if you don't have to. How much? What 200 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: do you drive? So up until this year, I've mostly 201 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: drove Honda Civics. That's where your boy's been at. But 202 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: then we civics as argument, right, Okay, but that's I'm 203 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: making point. But see, that's where you're sucking up is 204 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: because up until this year, Honda Civic. But now I 205 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: have a BMW X four because we needed a We 206 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: needed like a bigger car for the family ship. The 207 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 1: point to the point is this is the first time 208 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,559 Speaker 1: I've ever even had to pay for premium gasoline, not 209 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,719 Speaker 1: just as an adult, but legitimately my entire life. I've 210 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 1: never seen anyone pay for premium gasodly. I mean, maybe 211 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: you're just broke. I think we were for quite a while, 212 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: and that's that's part of it. No, that's such a lot. 213 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: I was trying to I was trying to make myself 214 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: feel better by making fun of you. That was not right. 215 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: That's not right. Uh No, I have never are you 216 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: getting me? We didn't even have a car of the decade, Like, 217 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: we didn't have a car of the decade that we 218 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: lived in until after I graduated high school. Who I've 219 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: never had a car that was up the decade there. 220 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: So you were an eighties car in the nineties, who 221 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: were in nineties car in the two thousand's so forth. 222 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,960 Speaker 1: In the nineties, we were eighties cars. Yeah, that's what happened. 223 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 1: Two thousands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Goddamn tragic. 224 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: It's not that yeah, you know, it's not it's not 225 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 1: right right. We were the same way my dad. So 226 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: my dad's cars, I think have almost exclusively. He'd been 227 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,760 Speaker 1: hand me down vehicles from except for the last car 228 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: he bought like ten years ago. Every car before that, 229 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: like his parents or somebody in the family would have 230 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 1: a car and they'd be like, you want a car, 231 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,120 Speaker 1: and he'd be like, hell yeah, and then he has 232 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: a power. And remember when we first got a car 233 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 1: on the lot, it was yeah, that's not it's a 234 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: huge deal. And then my mom had like a minivan 235 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: because there were a lot of us, and so like 236 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: that was, that was the deal. But it wasn't. You 237 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: don't put premium in a minivan. You just let that. 238 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 1: At my mom's house, there were four of us by 239 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 1: the end of Are you the old I'm the oldest 240 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 1: by farm twenty three years older than the next time 241 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: or the last in line. Rather, oh wow, yeah, I'm 242 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 1: fourteen years older. Wait. Wait, so it was three year 243 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: old you and a bunch of babies in the minivan. No, 244 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: it was I was, I was and they would not 245 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: let me drive and somedays to Uh No, So I 246 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: was I was ten when my next sibling came. I 247 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 1: was eleven when the one after that, and then I 248 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: was thirteen for the one after that, and then twenty 249 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: three for the one after that. Wow, your parents are spry, well, 250 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: one of them is that that's my mom doing a 251 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 1: lot of that work. And then I have a brother 252 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: on my dad's side, so five in total. Yeah, she 253 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,040 Speaker 1: should have been put in premium in the minivan. Now 254 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: you don't put no goddamn premium because it's a scam, 255 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. There were two. You have the 256 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: BMW that you are charged with your child safety and 257 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 1: you're doing it yourself. You don't even stand on this principle, 258 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: right because a lady yells at me and demands it 259 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 1: of me, not because I believe in it. You understand 260 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: that that some some choices are for survival. My friend, 261 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: this isn't this isn't what I want for myself. This 262 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: is what's being offered to me through the world that 263 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 1: I've created, and I'm too far in to turn back. Man, 264 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: that's difficult, Yeah, it is. Why Why are you? Yeah, 265 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,439 Speaker 1: it's heartbreaking, it's really heartbreaking stuff that I'm trying to 266 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: explain to you. So if you were free and a bachelor, 267 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: it's unletted gas a dog. I'm putting unletted gas in 268 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: the BMW and I'm pulling the funk up. What's up? 269 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: What are you going to night? Baby girl? Not as 270 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: far as I'm going with my unletted gas know where 271 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: to get No, I don't. I listen, man, I want 272 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: this for you because I love a conspiracy as well, 273 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 1: but I don't think this is a conspiracy. So you're 274 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,479 Speaker 1: just trusting the government on this one to give us 275 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:57,120 Speaker 1: a trust big Gas. I trust trust Big Gas. I 276 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 1: trust big Oil. I aligned with the saudiast on levels 277 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: that you wouldn't even understand. Isn't their princess to me? 278 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: Their kings and emperors and lords of the world to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 279 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: I I side with big oil on this one, and 280 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,640 Speaker 1: I just I think that manufacturing wise because there are 281 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,199 Speaker 1: high end other car products. M hm. You understand what 282 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm staying. There's high end, there's high end oil, and 283 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:30,680 Speaker 1: there's shitty oil. Like for lubrication, there's there there for 284 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 1: every there's gooding and a reason there is bad and 285 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: free for everything that you're doing in that car, there's 286 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 1: a good and a bad liquid. Why would gas not 287 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: be the case as well? But what what I would 288 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,879 Speaker 1: argue is the most essential liquid to be inserting, so 289 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: much so that we have to buy it sometimes multiple 290 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: times per week, depending on how effective and or shitty 291 00:18:56,119 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: your car is. And so I think the question really is, like, 292 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,239 Speaker 1: if I had to up charge something, or if I 293 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: had to do a little bit of a bait and 294 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,880 Speaker 1: switch on something, I'm not gonna do it with oil. 295 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: You gotta deal with that every like what what is 296 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: it three thousand miles or whatever the funk it is. Alternatively, 297 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: if I do it with fucking gas, that's a daily ruse. 298 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: There's a that's the most money I can be making, 299 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,960 Speaker 1: all right. I mean, I want to I want to hear. 300 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: I want to I want to hear you take it 301 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: to the to the facts. I want to hear the 302 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 1: research research. I've never said that before, nor have I 303 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: truly ever mentioned in my life today, But hey, miss Davis, 304 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:50,159 Speaker 1: I'd like I'd like to read now, can we just read? 305 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: I'm I'm done talking to my friends and or zoning 306 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,639 Speaker 1: off out the window. I would like read to read 307 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:10,479 Speaker 1: I'd like to finally finish Maniac McGhee. You guys, did 308 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: you guys read that? I don't know what Maniac McGee is. No, 309 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,760 Speaker 1: you never had to read Maniac McGhee. Oh he sounds funny, though, No, 310 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,920 Speaker 1: it's about black people. And then there was this little 311 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,159 Speaker 1: boy who I'm out with the black people and his 312 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 1: name was Maniac McGee. He like untied, this giant knot 313 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 1: and then they used to always call him fish belly 314 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: because he was white. You've never don't look at me like, 315 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,760 Speaker 1: I've never heard of Maniac McGhee. But this is fast. 316 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,680 Speaker 1: You were a teacher, Yeah, and thank god I didn't 317 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,679 Speaker 1: give this to children. What were you reading? What were 318 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,919 Speaker 1: you what? No? No, goddamn. What an age group was this? 319 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: Olivia saying she read it too, and I it was 320 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: a It was a popular book, fish belly? What what? 321 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 1: What age group was Maniac McGhee targeted at I feel 322 00:20:55,760 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: like between fifth and seventh grade. Okay, So this was 323 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 1: back when books truly were our choice. This wasn't what 324 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,119 Speaker 1: they were they demanding this of you in the classroom, 325 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: I believe. So it was like a book that we 326 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: all Yeah, you had to like you know, how you 327 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 1: would have to read you would all read a book communally. 328 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,159 Speaker 1: It was one of those books. So you let a 329 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 1: white person, why would you to read a book about 330 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 1: a black boy whose name is no, No, no, whit. 331 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 1: The white person was maniac, but white fish Belly was 332 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 1: maniac at the pizza story, I understand it sounds like 333 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 1: I'm having a stroke. Listen, I've never read Maniac. McGee. 334 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: I'm excited it was about Sega. I hear, I hear 335 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 1: what you both are saying. I don't know that it's 336 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 1: addressing my larger concerns, but I understand that maybe I'm 337 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,840 Speaker 1: just out of the loop. I didn't have maniac. Maybe 338 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: it was regional, maybe specifically where y'all are from. The Givers. 339 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: We never read The Giver and something. How you still 340 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 1: fucking love The Giver? I love Maniac with you. I 341 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,719 Speaker 1: don't know what you want. I think different strokes, you know, 342 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: and we both agree Different Strokes was great. Different Strokes No, 343 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,840 Speaker 1: I was more of Uh. I was Webster. Yeah, I 344 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:27,919 Speaker 1: like you like Webster better than Different Strokes. Yeah. Whoa. 345 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: I'll say this and let's let's have this debate now, 346 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: and we have to go to break We've been talking 347 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 1: for forever, but let's let's have this debate now so 348 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,439 Speaker 1: that we can clear the air on this Objectively, I 349 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: would argue that Gary Coleman has had a funnier life 350 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 1: than Emmanuel Lewis period. Yes, that that's yeah, he knows Garanti. Yeah, 351 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: he went to he went to TV court one time. No, 352 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 1: he was doing silly shit. Yeah, Emmanuel Lewis was boring. 353 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: But I kind of like that as a kid. I guess. 354 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,679 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think I think Gary Coleman 355 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,399 Speaker 1: truly was one of the greatest talents this world has 356 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: ever known, and we're never gonna We're not going to 357 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: match that again. But here's what I'm telling you, is that, like, 358 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: if you look up your Gary Coleman greatest your favorite 359 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 1: parts about him, Yeah, it none of it is different strokes. No, 360 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think so at all. I think 361 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,400 Speaker 1: his talent was really just being a silly person more 362 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,439 Speaker 1: than appearing on nine sitcoms like Gambling. Yeah, just rolling 363 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 1: his eyes funny, well into his fifties, you know what 364 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,879 Speaker 1: I mean. Like, it's it's not a real it's not 365 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: a talent I want, but it is a talent that 366 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: no one can replicate and therefore should be admired. Yeah, yeah, 367 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,439 Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. But as but as a show, 368 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: I think Webster was better. I look agree to disagree 369 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,919 Speaker 1: that there's they were just so goddamn funny on that 370 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 1: different strokes. But I hear you and the thing song 371 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: was better for different strokes. You're really here. I don't 372 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,400 Speaker 1: think you're right about us, But you know what I mean, 373 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 1: we already have a debate to have. We were still 374 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,159 Speaker 1: talking about gasoline. We're gonna take a break. We'll be 375 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: back with more more lenks than more David and more, 376 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:23,639 Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we're back. Someone get this 377 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: jickaboo await from me this. I have no comment on 378 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: that sound drop. I think it's I think it's perfect. 379 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: I think you did exactly what needed to be done. 380 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 1: Tell the people what we're doing. What do we do. 381 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: We are discussing whether or not there's a difference between 382 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: premium and regular unleaded fuel. I think that Langston, now 383 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: that you have German engineering, you should understand that there's 384 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: just a difference overall. I let me ask you this. 385 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 1: I I will first, I'll address what you're saying I 386 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: have noticed a physical difference in the driving experience between 387 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,920 Speaker 1: my Honda and my BMW, I would be I would 388 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: be lying if I said there was not a noticeable 389 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 1: difference between the two vehicles and the ride, the the 390 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 1: physical feel of the ride right, And you don't feel 391 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:24,440 Speaker 1: like the petrol is a part of that. I venture 392 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,840 Speaker 1: to guess that it is strictly because of the quality 393 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 1: of the vehicles and not actually the gas that goes 394 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 1: into it. That's the stance that I'm taking in this. 395 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 1: You still gotta you can't just love something. You gotta 396 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,800 Speaker 1: take care of it. You still the fuel has the 397 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,400 Speaker 1: fuel has something to do with it. Let me, am 398 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,360 Speaker 1: I the first person in your life that's that's ever 399 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,919 Speaker 1: presented this as an option. Am I the only person 400 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 1: you've ever heard suggests this? No, of course, tell me 401 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,160 Speaker 1: about those others, those other uh brilliant few that that 402 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: have stepped up to to have the real conversation. I 403 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:06,760 Speaker 1: knew this door guy, he why do you? I can't 404 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: get into it now? It's great, It's just you know, 405 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: when you want to when you want to be able to, 406 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,439 Speaker 1: like feel like you're a champion, like a brilliant idea 407 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,520 Speaker 1: you don't want the first dude that follows to be 408 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 1: door guy. But well, I'm trying to explain, but it was. 409 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: He was. He was one of you know those guys 410 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,199 Speaker 1: who always have five cars. Like he would always be 411 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,920 Speaker 1: like he would always have one and then he would 412 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,199 Speaker 1: have one that his wife was driving, and they were 413 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: always simultaneously fixing them up to flip them and give it, 414 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And just like he was 415 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 1: just like that. He's the guy who had cars and 416 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 1: he had a rental for some reason all the time. 417 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,800 Speaker 1: He just always had I don't know, man always had 418 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: cards very long braids. I don't know if there's a correlation, 419 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: but he was just talking about he was like he 420 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,639 Speaker 1: would just talk about how, yeah, there's a difference between 421 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,159 Speaker 1: there's just a difference between gases. So sometimes when his 422 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 1: wife has the Toyota Solara, they can use regular cars. 423 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: But then something about like a closed there's something like 424 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,800 Speaker 1: a closed engine, right, like something like that where the 425 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,880 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, man, but he just said 426 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 1: that he was a car guy and he said gasses 427 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 1: were different. I also have a friend Brent, So this 428 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: is a person that's disagreeing with me. No, he's disagreeing 429 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: with you. I also have a friend Brent, who has 430 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,600 Speaker 1: five cars, who I talked to you this morning about 431 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: his Accura and he said that there's a difference between gasses. 432 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,920 Speaker 1: He's the most card out person I know. So, so 433 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 1: the question of whether or not there are other people 434 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 1: in your life who agree with me, You're like, none 435 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 1: at all. I guess maybe, but I've always like I've 436 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:54,920 Speaker 1: paid them no mind because they're obviously haters. Nothing about 437 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: that here. I am here, I am hating on big Gas. 438 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:06,320 Speaker 1: And Yeah, and it's a minority owned company, Langston, those 439 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: swaggy ass bush hush twins. It's a minority owned it's 440 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:19,760 Speaker 1: a minority run Field Oil. Yeah, the country by minority. 441 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,439 Speaker 1: You're speaking specifically to certain countries that we have relationships with. 442 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 1: I'm saying that they're not white people. That's what I all. Right, No, 443 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,119 Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to go on record. 444 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: It's backing oil. I'm all for Testlas. I think we 445 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: should get off your all for Testlas. Elon must just 446 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,840 Speaker 1: get he's a billionaire. He's a cool guy. He's got 447 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: some ideas. He's making Twitter better. You can tell. Yeah, 448 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 1: he's been saying a lot of cool stuff on Twitter. 449 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,600 Speaker 1: I hear lately. Yeah, that the vibe is really thriving 450 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: on Twitter now that Elien's Elien stepped up. Everybody's real 451 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: chill now that Ellen finally took over. I just got 452 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 1: a burnerd. It's it's hell over there. Yeah, No, it's 453 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: real fucked up Twitter. You all got you're all gonna 454 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: get out. And it's also it's funked up in a 455 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 1: way that's not fun because like it's just it's just 456 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: like these pseudo intellectuals yelling about the injustices that are 457 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 1: already transpiring on Twitter, and it's like, a bro, I 458 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 1: don't know, my account seems fine, and if we all 459 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 1: just go back to making dick jokes, we could, we 460 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 1: could get away from this. And they're like, no, you 461 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: don't realize it's all crumbling, and you're like, okay, but 462 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,479 Speaker 1: I I was really just trying to see what happened 463 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,960 Speaker 1: with Steph Curry last night. I don't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 464 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really care about none of this. No, 465 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: that's because you're a nihilist. Maybe I don't think so. 466 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 1: I like to believe. I believe in in the goodness 467 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: and hope of the world. I just don't know that. 468 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: I don't believe in big oil or minority company. I 469 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,720 Speaker 1: believe in it more than you do. I believe that 470 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: it is in fact big and not cool. And you're like, nah, 471 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,680 Speaker 1: they fucking rock over there, of all the of all 472 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: the major industries, I'm I'm I'm hitching my wagon the 473 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: oil that one's gonna last. Boy was like VP spills 474 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: some more in the in the not enough, as far 475 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: as I'm concerned, drink it up. It's cointellectuallytes, I think 476 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: the ducks look better when they're dipped in that ship. 477 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,280 Speaker 1: Come on, BP, get back. You've ever seen all I'm saying. 478 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 1: You ever seen pat Riley without his hair slicked back? 479 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: It's not as good exactly. The ducks need that pat 480 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: Riley slick back. How is it gonna get any duck? 481 00:30:51,040 --> 00:31:02,720 Speaker 1: Quack quack quack girl? Are you wet? Or is it 482 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: just this oil? Oh? Quack quack quack girl. Quack qlack girl. 483 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: So let's let's talk research. Because I did do some 484 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,880 Speaker 1: research on the subject. I I it would be unfair 485 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: for me to introduce this conversation and be like unresearchable 486 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 1: The pitch that premium gas will make the average car 487 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: run more efficiently is a lie, which I don't know 488 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,600 Speaker 1: if that's something that you had are arguing or your 489 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: friend is arguing necessarily, but they're saying that A lot, 490 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,440 Speaker 1: a lot, a lot of motherfucker's believe that having premium 491 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,360 Speaker 1: gas in any car will make the car run more efficiently. 492 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: In that no, no, no, I know not. I know 493 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,320 Speaker 1: certain cars are built for it and certain cars aren't. 494 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 1: That's the whole point. That's the whole point is that 495 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: the car is designed to take that type of fuel, right, 496 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:03,280 Speaker 1: So specifically, it's like the thing that they're they're differentiating 497 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,680 Speaker 1: essentially is the octane levels. Right, So the octane levels 498 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 1: and unletted is I believe eighties seven in the eighties 499 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: seven range, uh, mid grade is somewhere in the eighty 500 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: nine range, and then premium is in the nineties one 501 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: range of octane levels. And if your engine is built 502 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:28,600 Speaker 1: for premium gas, it will effectively use that higher octane 503 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: fuel better. But any other car is just a it's 504 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,760 Speaker 1: just a waste of money. Yeah see, And I've always 505 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,959 Speaker 1: seen myself as a high octane kind of guy. Wake up, 506 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: don't you? Have that chest stattooed on you. Yeah, I 507 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: wake I wake up every day. I take it to 508 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: the max. I live my life a quarter mile at 509 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 1: a time. I do like everything I do. Like the 510 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,520 Speaker 1: idea that you tattooed high octane kind of guy on 511 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: your chest. Not you don't believe in yourself enough to 512 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: just land on high ident. You're like, no, but if 513 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: you know that kind of guy, that's like me too. 514 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm a similar octane. I'm of a similar I'm 515 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: saying we're all high value men, right, We're all high 516 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:21,160 Speaker 1: value men. But so that point, though, as you are wrong, Well, no, 517 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: that point is about a thing that I'm I'm less 518 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,520 Speaker 1: concerned about in terms of my personal argument. But I 519 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,600 Speaker 1: do think sort of speaks to my grander argument about 520 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: the illusion of premium, right, that there is an illusion 521 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,800 Speaker 1: that already exists, that that this is acknowledging of people 522 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: believing in premium as like this all value fix, when 523 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 1: in fact it's more complicated than that. Oh yeah, I don't. 524 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,120 Speaker 1: I don't think everybody thinks that though, because I think 525 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,960 Speaker 1: it's like it's like a secret club, Like you're in 526 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: this BMW club. So you before you had just had 527 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: you know, trusty Rusty, no offense, and they didn't let 528 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,560 Speaker 1: you into this secret club. So you were driving around 529 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,959 Speaker 1: with no knowledge yourself. You had no idea, you know, like, 530 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:12,520 Speaker 1: what's that? You're like, what's that premium? That's crazy people 531 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,279 Speaker 1: would do that. Yeah, big oils lost their minds. Then 532 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:21,720 Speaker 1: you get a little money in your pocket. Circle they're like, actually, Langston, 533 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: this is what premium is. It's very reasonable. Actually, when 534 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: you put the gold flakes on top of the chocolate cake, 535 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: it does stays different. I don't Yeah, that's what they're 536 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:35,359 Speaker 1: telling you. You had an unrefined palette because you were 537 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: driving around. You were basically driving a box of spam 538 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,200 Speaker 1: and now and you didn't know what to wash it 539 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,600 Speaker 1: down with. You were like, I'm eating spam anyways, I 540 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,240 Speaker 1: might as well washing down with this four. The spam 541 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: is still in the car at this point, right, And 542 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,520 Speaker 1: then now you came and got some scallops and all 543 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,280 Speaker 1: of a sudden, now you know what the white wine 544 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,440 Speaker 1: is for. Well, okay, I think this is this is 545 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,319 Speaker 1: deeply hurtful. But also I will point you to a 546 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,239 Speaker 1: not a statistic, a basically a research I guess this 547 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,120 Speaker 1: is stat but they said. According to Triple A Automotive Club, 548 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:17,760 Speaker 1: Americans wasted two point one billion dollars in sixteen alone 549 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: by putting premium gas in regular cars expecting better results. 550 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: So it's not nearly as rare I think as you 551 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: think it might be. I mean, but two point one 552 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,120 Speaker 1: over and we how much? How much did we spend 553 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,960 Speaker 1: on bubble gum last year? You know what I mean? Okay, 554 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: I guess if you want to compare it to bubble 555 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 1: gum prices, But that's two point one billion ain't negligible 556 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,719 Speaker 1: in this ship. That is egregious. But whose fault does that? 557 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: Did anyone ever actually tell you put premium in your 558 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: shitty guard it will run well? Well, I think, and 559 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: hear me out. I know you're you've been defending them 560 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,400 Speaker 1: with all of your heart, but I think Big Gas 561 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 1: has worked really hard to also not explain why or 562 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: why not to put premium in their ship. I don't 563 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,960 Speaker 1: think that they're I don't think they're making an effort 564 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 1: to clarify what premium does for anybody. It's just whether 565 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,080 Speaker 1: you know the ship or you don't. And it's a 566 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,640 Speaker 1: bunch of everybody who's got a luxury car there's a 567 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,880 Speaker 1: gang of luxury cars out there. For people have luxury cars, 568 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,320 Speaker 1: but look at what they're doing. It's it's a bunch 569 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 1: of people who buy vehicles and truly believe like this. 570 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,839 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to have this for as long as 571 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,160 Speaker 1: I possibly can. This is the biggest investment I may 572 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,880 Speaker 1: ever make in my life. So I'm going to treat 573 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,239 Speaker 1: it with it all the care that you're speaking to. 574 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040 Speaker 1: And so even if they don't know, they go, yeah, 575 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,640 Speaker 1: give me the fucking premium. I'll spend my life savings. 576 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,319 Speaker 1: I just want to keep my Jetta alive for as 577 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 1: long as I can. That's the scam. Come on, people. 578 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,000 Speaker 1: People do try to convince you that Jettas are expensive cars. 579 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,800 Speaker 1: They'll tell you that that's you gotta put premium gas 580 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,440 Speaker 1: in the Jetta. And you know, you know, you know 581 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: what that bill was. How many times have you hung 582 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,239 Speaker 1: out with the dude who had like a golf who 583 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,520 Speaker 1: just wouldn't shut up about it? You know what I mean? Yeah, 584 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 1: he's like, no, it makes the engine burn red, so 585 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: I gotta do that, And he's like you, it's that 586 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: and everybody knows it's a Jetta. Take that fucking sticker 587 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,320 Speaker 1: off the back you put it on the back window. 588 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,560 Speaker 1: We know you're a Jetta guy. Yeah, go on, big 589 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: dog that sticker off and and put some put some 590 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,400 Speaker 1: unleaded gas in. That it's not a sports car. It 591 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:43,440 Speaker 1: looks like a Volvo. That's okay, because your kids are 592 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,840 Speaker 1: safe when you pick them up from practice. So here's 593 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,479 Speaker 1: the The other thing I'll point you to is that 594 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,640 Speaker 1: while no one explicitly will say, and in fact everybody 595 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 1: was pretty clear about what you said, that this is 596 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: truly a difference in terms of the type of engines 597 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,040 Speaker 1: that you're dealing with, their cars that you're dealing with, 598 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,480 Speaker 1: right that like the right car that needs premium does 599 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: in fact mean premium, and everybody else is should just 600 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,319 Speaker 1: be going with what they go with. That said, they 601 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 1: do acknowledge for the most part, mid grade is bullshit 602 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 1: that that's actually a a not a real thing. That 603 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 1: most of these companies are not even making mid grade technically. 604 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: They just make premium and they make unleaded and then 605 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,240 Speaker 1: they send it to the gas station where the gas 606 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 1: station like mixes it up like a cocktail themselves. Okay, 607 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,760 Speaker 1: It's like, do you ever run out of face washing? 608 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,919 Speaker 1: You put some water in the bottle. Yeah, there you go, okay, 609 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,440 Speaker 1: which I always thought was a smart deal. But and 610 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,440 Speaker 1: it doesn't not get your face and your hands clean. 611 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,080 Speaker 1: But it isn't a thing that you should be paying 612 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,879 Speaker 1: additional money for, you know what I mean, Like I'm 613 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,840 Speaker 1: not I shouldn't pay extra So what you're saying is 614 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,720 Speaker 1: this isn't on big oil, this is on the gas station. Whoa, 615 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: you're willing to take down the little man now in 616 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,759 Speaker 1: defense of where that either way, you're willing to look 617 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: at these My ship, the family businesses. My ship comes 618 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,359 Speaker 1: from the motherland, pure. It comes out in barrels. They 619 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: don't do anything to it. You bring it over here, 620 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,800 Speaker 1: you fucking perverted up and put it in your fucking 621 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,800 Speaker 1: Texico And that's on. That's on us, from that pure 622 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:34,920 Speaker 1: Venezuelan motherland. And yeah, my ship comes from the wild 623 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,400 Speaker 1: hills of Texas. The oil derricks, my people, this is 624 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 1: disgusting to listen to. One of the things that they 625 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,440 Speaker 1: pointed to also is that not only is mid grade 626 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 1: not sort of like a thing that these companies are 627 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,920 Speaker 1: making themselves, they also say that the mid grade is 628 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 1: not even a thing that most car makers are necessarily 629 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: recommending for their cars that right, So who's that on 630 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,360 Speaker 1: who's mixing? It's the gas companies, right. But but the 631 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: gas companies, again I think benefit from being able to 632 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,360 Speaker 1: sell mid grade for whatever it is, ten twenty cents 633 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:21,000 Speaker 1: more as this in between. They're not losing because of this, right. 634 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,759 Speaker 1: But I'm saying I'm talking about the purest where the 635 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: oil comes from. Who's selling the crude oil? You're not 636 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:34,520 Speaker 1: buying that from the arms, and then you bought it 637 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,640 Speaker 1: regular and then you stepped on it to distribute to 638 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:43,400 Speaker 1: your gas station. That's on you. I sold you clean oil. Sure, 639 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:50,719 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that that's necessarily completely true, right, 640 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,359 Speaker 1: I think that part of yes, they are selling quote 641 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:59,840 Speaker 1: unquote clean oil, but but clean burning field, clean the 642 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,359 Speaker 1: you could listen, breathe it in. Brother, it's that's that's 643 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: what you want at the bottom of your love. You 644 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,960 Speaker 1: get high. I won't even get a headache. But one 645 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,800 Speaker 1: of the things that I think you're missing is probably 646 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,480 Speaker 1: the premium that they put on the oil itself, which 647 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,239 Speaker 1: means that these companies, in order to fill the need 648 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,680 Speaker 1: that they're paying for, have to find scams inside of 649 00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,920 Speaker 1: it to pay off extra faster. But you're talking like, 650 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:31,160 Speaker 1: these are small companies who are doing that, right, I'm 651 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,040 Speaker 1: saying that that that small like the companies that own 652 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,959 Speaker 1: the like the people who own the convenience store next 653 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,000 Speaker 1: to the gas station. Yeah, Mom and Pops, good people, 654 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,400 Speaker 1: Salt of the Earth, the fucking seventies six, the Conicos, 655 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,960 Speaker 1: those are tiny little mom and poppies. Those are shitty, 656 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,120 Speaker 1: evil corporations. But like everything saying, I'm just saying, brother, 657 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,080 Speaker 1: it goes all the way to the top. You're you're 658 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:05,279 Speaker 1: advocating that somehow the top is exempt from the whole thing. 659 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,960 Speaker 1: And I'm saying that, including the people that the seventies 660 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,399 Speaker 1: six people bought it from, are running a ruse, a 661 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,320 Speaker 1: long con on all of us. I mean, I understand, ultimately, 662 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,800 Speaker 1: I think we can both agree that the mid grade 663 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,799 Speaker 1: gas is the ruse. Mid grade is a lie. It's 664 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,120 Speaker 1: a god grade, and it's because scientifically there's no reason 665 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,720 Speaker 1: for it, right, There's no reason. And in fact, I 666 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,080 Speaker 1: I read something that basically said that that while they 667 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,360 Speaker 1: can kind of point to like small differences that you 668 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,640 Speaker 1: might see in the quality of like your your your 669 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: car's performance, they said that there there would be no destruction, 670 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,920 Speaker 1: No bad thing would happen out of putting unleaded in 671 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,200 Speaker 1: a car. That's that's asking for mid grade. Okay, so yeah, 672 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,799 Speaker 1: so who invented mid grade? That's who we need to 673 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,400 Speaker 1: aim at. I don't know, but it was. It was. 674 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,400 Speaker 1: It feels like a Dick Cheney type. That feels, you 675 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: know what I mean, like a character Dick Cheney like 676 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,680 Speaker 1: learned from and then and then went off and did 677 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,319 Speaker 1: his own thing. I mean, it's a pretty evil man 678 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: or a woman. I hey, women could invent a dirty oil, 679 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,640 Speaker 1: and I believe women can be Dick Cheney types. Let 680 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:23,920 Speaker 1: me be here, I'd rather than they were. Yeah. I 681 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,960 Speaker 1: love a good a good cigar sounding voice from a lady. 682 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,600 Speaker 1: I love a good she villain. Come on, give me 683 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:37,040 Speaker 1: a bad bad lead. Yeah, slick that hairbag pat Riley 684 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:43,319 Speaker 1: style or the day. Yeah, quack quack black clack. I 685 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: want to cruel Deville. Yeah, I'm gonna skin all those 686 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,960 Speaker 1: puppies from my jacket. I like that Grelly. Deville was 687 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: such a funny villain because nobody thought to punch that 688 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,839 Speaker 1: lady in the face. She weighed eighty pounds, she had 689 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,399 Speaker 1: no defense, And I'm not saying that a dude should 690 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,799 Speaker 1: have done it. You shouldn't hit women. This isn't This 691 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,919 Speaker 1: isn't me advocating for for domestic violence of any form. 692 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,839 Speaker 1: I think I think that women should hit women. That's 693 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,400 Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I think women should Wait, wait, okay, 694 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: maybe this is crazy. No, I think the way Pongo 695 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,799 Speaker 1: and Prodita's mom should have fought. There were so many 696 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 1: people in the film who could have beat up Cruella 697 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,360 Speaker 1: Deville from the start to the finish, and the fact 698 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,319 Speaker 1: that no one was just like, I'm gonna punch this 699 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,399 Speaker 1: lady in the face and stop all of this from Halfney. Yeah, 700 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,440 Speaker 1: hit that sternum. You you could cave rules ship in 701 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,799 Speaker 1: for sure. He gotta punch Carulla in the face. You 702 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:48,360 Speaker 1: call my sister right now. She flies up from Arizona. 703 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,560 Speaker 1: She's jet lagged, she's on no hours of sleep. Grace 704 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 1: could cave Corella Deville's chest. Come on, I've never even 705 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,400 Speaker 1: seen her, and I believe that. I believe that with 706 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,320 Speaker 1: all my heart. She's sturdy. Was she had emphysema? Yeah, Carella, 707 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,759 Speaker 1: she had. She had to. She had to smoke her 708 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,120 Speaker 1: cigarettes through through a stick because the doctor said you're 709 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,800 Speaker 1: getting too much smoking here, baby girl. Maybe a little 710 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: distant will help. Yeah, she's like the most she's the 711 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,840 Speaker 1: most beat up a bull bad guy of all Disney movies. 712 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,719 Speaker 1: She's pretty high up on the list of beat up 713 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:34,920 Speaker 1: a bull bad guys. I think jar but Jafarest sing 714 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:40,400 Speaker 1: like he had reached like he might be skinny. You know, 715 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,279 Speaker 1: you remember that Indian guy on Street Fighter too. Of 716 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:53,440 Speaker 1: course that's who I feel That's what I feel like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 717 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,440 Speaker 1: that's also. Jafar seems like he's like a street fighter, 718 00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:02,560 Speaker 1: like he fights d Yeah. He fucking blood in your 719 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,319 Speaker 1: eyes that came three times on the ground and the 720 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,600 Speaker 1: snake fucking eyes and he don't feel no guilt about 721 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,839 Speaker 1: the snake doing that, like there's nothing. Yeah, no, no, 722 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,160 Speaker 1: no's his people and snakes have been bonded for ever. 723 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,400 Speaker 1: He's a snake charmer. Damn Han said, this feels ragel 724 00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,440 Speaker 1: and and frankly, I think it might be. I I 725 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: don't know that it isn't Wait, was Jafar not black? No, 726 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:38,480 Speaker 1: Jafar is not. Uh, he's not the snake charmer. He's 727 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,680 Speaker 1: a snake charmer. That's fair. That's fair. I mean, I 728 00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,920 Speaker 1: mean he literally carried us as staff around and turned 729 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 1: himself into a snake. But you're right, we're being unreasonable 730 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,800 Speaker 1: with the equation we made from from Disney's work in nineteen. 731 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,120 Speaker 1: I definitely was not thinking. I always thought of him 732 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,840 Speaker 1: as like light skinned, in a prince kind of Oh no, 733 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,120 Speaker 1: I think that entire region is meant to be a 734 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,920 Speaker 1: specific part of that. I would probably say the Middle East. 735 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:13,480 Speaker 1: I'm not certainly, I guess Agriba. Alright, No, you know what, 736 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,799 Speaker 1: I've checked you to look at this entire conversation, and 737 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:22,600 Speaker 1: you're right, that was crazy. It's my fault. It's my 738 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,080 Speaker 1: fault for thinking an Arab guy was a Lightskan black guy. 739 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,880 Speaker 1: And you know what, it probably won't be the last time. Listen, 740 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,680 Speaker 1: what's his name? Uh? Who was under Diddy's Diddy's team 741 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:38,080 Speaker 1: which on the lights skin? Uh? What's the motherfucking's name? 742 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,840 Speaker 1: The big old lights Skan motherfucker with God damn it, 743 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,120 Speaker 1: I know, did he's under? Did he did? He cropped 744 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,640 Speaker 1: him out of a video or a picture once with 745 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,040 Speaker 1: jay Z and Kendrick and Nas and pretended like he 746 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:57,440 Speaker 1: wasn't there. French Montana is who I'm thinking of. French 747 00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:02,840 Speaker 1: Montana he's North half can correct, Yeah, he's North African. Okay, 748 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,919 Speaker 1: so too far as like a French Bontana. I'm saying 749 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,479 Speaker 1: that that's what it sounds like you're advocating for. That's 750 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,879 Speaker 1: I guess what I thought. I didn't mean anything when 751 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,920 Speaker 1: I said snake charmer. I didn't mean because he was 752 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,239 Speaker 1: always playing with snakes. No, it's too late and the 753 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,480 Speaker 1: episodes cut. So here we are. This is our big 754 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,800 Speaker 1: first outing, I think so, and and I'm glad that 755 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:33,120 Speaker 1: we're documenting it this way. Anyway, we'll take one more break. 756 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,919 Speaker 1: We'll be back with more, more legs than the David 757 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:49,120 Speaker 1: and more. My mama told me we are back. We're 758 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:54,120 Speaker 1: not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meet. 759 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,080 Speaker 1: That's dead on that. That's dead on that. Still, I'm 760 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,920 Speaker 1: not sure. I'm still talking about the possibility and and 761 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,440 Speaker 1: it's it seems like we're at a bit of a 762 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: standoff still. Although we we met some middle ground in this, 763 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,160 Speaker 1: but we're still talking about the possibility that there is 764 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:18,240 Speaker 1: no real difference between premium gas and and regular unleaded 765 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,160 Speaker 1: gasoly let me ask you this question, Okay, are there 766 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,280 Speaker 1: times are there brands where you do acknowledge or things 767 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,880 Speaker 1: where you do acknowledge that there is no actual difference, 768 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:36,319 Speaker 1: and they're just saying stuff to say stuff. Man, As 769 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 1: a person who is smart and understands, I wish I 770 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:46,120 Speaker 1: could say that, but I'm I'm caught up in capitalism 771 00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,280 Speaker 1: and branding just like the rest of us. Coke tastes 772 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,080 Speaker 1: better to me than Sam's Club Cola Baby just it's 773 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,960 Speaker 1: just it's fucked up, man, I know it's fucked up. 774 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,800 Speaker 1: I mean I think if there is a level sometimes 775 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,719 Speaker 1: of consumerism where you do pay for quality, I don't 776 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,520 Speaker 1: think that's to be shifted on. I think certain things 777 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,399 Speaker 1: if you pay more money, are high quality. Is there 778 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:15,440 Speaker 1: is there stuff that I don't feel like that? I 779 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,000 Speaker 1: mean think even small It's like doll brand bananas. Are 780 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,880 Speaker 1: you like no, if it's not Tikida, I don't I 781 00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,800 Speaker 1: I it tastes different to me? Or is it? Is it? 782 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,359 Speaker 1: Strictly well? I feel like produce is less branded than 783 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,200 Speaker 1: all processed food. Like I'm never like I need the 784 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,719 Speaker 1: jolly green giant green peppers, but I am like, give 785 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,720 Speaker 1: me that Lacroix. That sparkly water is trash? Oh sure 786 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,320 Speaker 1: you you you feel like you can taste the difference 787 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:46,760 Speaker 1: between Walgreens, wah Wahs or whatever the funk they're calling 788 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,879 Speaker 1: their ship. And yeah, I've just I've had so much 789 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,200 Speaker 1: time where I had to drink Sam's Sam's Club whatever, 790 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,359 Speaker 1: and I just like now that I'm not going back. 791 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,560 Speaker 1: I got name brand Crystal like in my cupboards. That's wild, man. 792 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,960 Speaker 1: I I don't live I live so differently than this, 793 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,759 Speaker 1: I truly I I don't believe in the brands for 794 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,360 Speaker 1: most things, they're like yeah, I mean besides like like 795 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,160 Speaker 1: things that are so physically in your face that it 796 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,840 Speaker 1: would be embarrassing to make a lesser choice. I don't 797 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,520 Speaker 1: actually believe in like you know what I mean, Like 798 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna wear like shitty shoes because like, 799 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to be made fun of, and I 800 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,920 Speaker 1: like socializing and meeting, you know, and when I needed 801 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,200 Speaker 1: to get bitches, I need I I wasn't gonna be 802 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,160 Speaker 1: out here trying to make a point about my sneaker 803 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:46,240 Speaker 1: choices and ship. But that's no, it wouldn't it wouldn't 804 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,200 Speaker 1: work out. But that said, otherwise, it's not like I'm like, well, 805 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,960 Speaker 1: Nike just makes them better I don't know than like 806 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:57,680 Speaker 1: Sketchers or Ben fucking pro Wings or whoever was making 807 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,719 Speaker 1: uh sneakers whenever they were makeing them. Like, truly, it's 808 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,279 Speaker 1: not my faith in the quality as much as it 809 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,000 Speaker 1: is me being like, yeah, they tricked me, and I 810 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,120 Speaker 1: agree with this trickery. Wow, you don't think Nike athletic 811 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,280 Speaker 1: comparal all the money they pour into research and whatnot 812 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,839 Speaker 1: as many athletes as they have out there plugged into 813 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,600 Speaker 1: those fifty set machines. Yeah, you don't, But you don't 814 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,440 Speaker 1: believe that that's better. I believe that that. I believe 815 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,560 Speaker 1: that they are advancing technology all around us. But I'm 816 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,200 Speaker 1: saying that at the points that the technology is matched, 817 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,279 Speaker 1: right that, Like, because they have so much money and 818 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,279 Speaker 1: they have so many resources, they have reason to be 819 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,160 Speaker 1: able to invest that way into whatever the next wave 820 00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,359 Speaker 1: will be. But I do not believe that, Like they 821 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,520 Speaker 1: sat down to make a shoe and then this other 822 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,080 Speaker 1: group sat down to make a shoe all for the 823 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,640 Speaker 1: same intention with the same technology that they Nike is 824 00:52:54,719 --> 00:53:00,359 Speaker 1: producing a a worldly, a world famous, better shoe. All right, 825 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,680 Speaker 1: what about when Tracy McGrady played through those and ones? 826 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,239 Speaker 1: Was it Tracy McGrady remember that. Now Zion played through 827 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,200 Speaker 1: issues or did trace? No, Zion did, because he's a 828 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,680 Speaker 1: free cul It was somebody did it through and once 829 00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,800 Speaker 1: was it Stepfa Marbury. Yeah, I don't know, Steph. Stephan 830 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,719 Speaker 1: Marbury has his own shoe, the Starberries. Yeah, those didn't 831 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:26,680 Speaker 1: coo good. Somebody played through. Somebody played through a pair 832 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,680 Speaker 1: of van Ones and it was like, yeah, Zion busting 833 00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,680 Speaker 1: through those nikes. Because he's a human of which we've 834 00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,279 Speaker 1: never the caliber of which we've never seen before. Yeah, 835 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,360 Speaker 1: he's a three hundred and fifty pounds like spring, a 836 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,080 Speaker 1: little like couch spring turned into He could play through 837 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,240 Speaker 1: any like no shoes, no, no, no, no, no souls 838 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,439 Speaker 1: have been made. They could keep him in. Not a shoe, 839 00:53:52,520 --> 00:54:01,000 Speaker 1: not a white woman, none of them is a weird guy, 840 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,520 Speaker 1: all right, But yeah, I mean there's got to be 841 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,279 Speaker 1: something if I if I really think to it. Bottled water, no, see, 842 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,839 Speaker 1: I feel differently about different bottled waters too. Yeah see, 843 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,600 Speaker 1: I feel like that's just following following for the branding. 844 00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,120 Speaker 1: My guy. No de Sauny's trash, say is trash? I 845 00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,680 Speaker 1: think that, I think, and hear me out. I don't 846 00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:25,320 Speaker 1: disagree that Desagny tastes bad. What I would argue is 847 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,480 Speaker 1: that that may very well have more to do with 848 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,960 Speaker 1: the plastic around De Sauny than it is a difference 849 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,440 Speaker 1: in the water itself. I think a lot of these waters, 850 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:40,040 Speaker 1: what we are associating with bad is more of the 851 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,840 Speaker 1: actual like uh, the producing the containers, than it is 852 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,359 Speaker 1: the water itself being different. You know what, I buy 853 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,279 Speaker 1: cheap home cleaning products, like I don't buy the clocks wife, 854 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:58,440 Speaker 1: I buy Wow. That's that's that's that's that's true. So 855 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,080 Speaker 1: you think that that for chlorox but not but not 856 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,839 Speaker 1: toilet paper I buy. I buy name but brand toilet paper. 857 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,040 Speaker 1: But but for cleaning products, you don't believe that there 858 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,399 Speaker 1: there's a real difference between them. It's all. It's all 859 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:18,400 Speaker 1: just you know, glass cleaner or not. So so I 860 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,439 Speaker 1: feel like, then you have to understand where I'm coming 861 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,080 Speaker 1: from with this ship, because you can't prove that either. 862 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,480 Speaker 1: I understand. I'm just telling you how my my heart 863 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,919 Speaker 1: and my brain works. I'm not like, I'm not trying 864 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,840 Speaker 1: to be like a revolutionary here. I'm just yeah, I 865 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,960 Speaker 1: will buy I will buy Coca Cola zero, but also 866 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:43,400 Speaker 1: I will just buy Target branded glass cleaner. Wow. Well, 867 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,640 Speaker 1: let's talk a little bit about some of what because 868 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,880 Speaker 1: I read an article that broke down the reasons for 869 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:53,360 Speaker 1: like the vast price differences sometimes and something as simple 870 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,359 Speaker 1: as even like a cotton T shirt right, which can 871 00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,759 Speaker 1: range somewhere from from five dollars to literally lee you know, 872 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,520 Speaker 1: a hundreds sometimes thousands of dollars for one brand. If 873 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,759 Speaker 1: you're just buying underwear tth like plain white T shirts. Oh, 874 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,320 Speaker 1: if I'm just gonna like buy some ship, I probably 875 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,239 Speaker 1: buy the what's it starts? It's like good, good, good something. No, 876 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm not killing No, no, No, it's it's like more 877 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,520 Speaker 1: like it's like a Target E type brand, but it's 878 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,280 Speaker 1: they make it seem like it's more premium. If not Haynes, 879 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,880 Speaker 1: I'll be real, I'll probably go with a Haynes. No. 880 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,640 Speaker 1: I like Hans. I like things. I think they're soft. Yeah, 881 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,279 Speaker 1: they make them. They make them good and soft. That 882 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:41,680 Speaker 1: says there's a pro club. I bought it. Fu. Yeah, 883 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,040 Speaker 1: so you are worthy that you aren't sitting there chirping 884 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,759 Speaker 1: about nothing. You're like, no, this is I like the 885 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,719 Speaker 1: next on pro clubs though they got I got like 886 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,520 Speaker 1: a fat head. So I blow out nickels, So the 887 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:58,880 Speaker 1: pro clubs keep it tight. People. People will respond to that. 888 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,839 Speaker 1: People know what I'm talking and then they should put 889 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,359 Speaker 1: that on their next ad. Pro clubs give it tight. 890 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,200 Speaker 1: Just a dude with a fat head pushing it through 891 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,960 Speaker 1: a neck hole looks like a baby being born. But 892 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,960 Speaker 1: every time I get dressed, it's a it's a little 893 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,160 Speaker 1: it's a little sexy, it's a little a little promotional. 894 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,080 Speaker 1: We're doing both. Yeah, hey, pro club if you realuys 895 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,600 Speaker 1: really need to get at me. Come on, man, my 896 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,480 Speaker 1: boy got this fat head going away. I'm blowing out now. 897 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,960 Speaker 1: You think I can wear a true religion shirt if 898 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,720 Speaker 1: you don't give him the money so that he can 899 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,800 Speaker 1: start really like stacking his closet with some pro clubs, man, 900 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,360 Speaker 1: because every other T shirt you just look like if 901 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,760 Speaker 1: your neckhole is it is the worst look in the world. Yeah. 902 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,439 Speaker 1: I don't want to sloppy neck hole. It's the word, 903 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,000 Speaker 1: it's the way. It makes you look terrible. Yeah, you 904 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,960 Speaker 1: can get away with a lot of things that's a man, 905 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,840 Speaker 1: including not even having to put on a more than 906 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,320 Speaker 1: a Hayne shirt, But goddamn, if that neck hole looks 907 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,200 Speaker 1: crazy gone, Yeah, it's just it's not you don't want 908 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,800 Speaker 1: to and you don't want to be that guy not 909 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,880 Speaker 1: coal out here sagging down. Everybody sees your chest. Are 910 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,560 Speaker 1: you want that? Yeah? No, it's a bad look for you, 911 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,120 Speaker 1: big dog. But so, one of the things that they 912 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,520 Speaker 1: break down in terms of the differences and shirts is 913 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,960 Speaker 1: starting with the grade. Cotton. Fabric is graded based on 914 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,840 Speaker 1: the length of the staple, uh the tiny individual fibers 915 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,680 Speaker 1: in the yarn. The longer these fibers are, the smoother 916 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,919 Speaker 1: and stronger the fabric is. Higher grade cotton costs more. 917 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,160 Speaker 1: Then they have something called the variety. Varieties are grown 918 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,800 Speaker 1: in different parts of the world, meaning that certain cotton, 919 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,680 Speaker 1: like Pima cotton, which is extra longs it makes for 920 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,480 Speaker 1: extra long staples, has to be grown in in a warm, 921 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,360 Speaker 1: dry climate, and that makes suprema cotton rarer. There are 922 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,840 Speaker 1: also brands of cotton, not just like brands of the 923 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:01,520 Speaker 1: clothing themselves, but brands of the actual like cotton fiber 924 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,760 Speaker 1: ship that are being sold. And if your shirts spent 925 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:09,160 Speaker 1: more money for branded cotton, then they may cost more 926 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,720 Speaker 1: or charge you more on the back end of that ship. 927 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,920 Speaker 1: I mean, okay, that that all seems reasonable but I mean, 928 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,800 Speaker 1: what is that? Is the rare cotton a better quality? 929 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,760 Speaker 1: They're saying so because of it just creates a smoother 930 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:27,720 Speaker 1: and stronger fabric that basically like we're we're It's essentially like, 931 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,880 Speaker 1: if your shirt is being stitched together with all of 932 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,240 Speaker 1: these tiny pieces, then it's more likely to like tear 933 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,560 Speaker 1: or break or whatever it is. But if your shirts 934 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:42,920 Speaker 1: being stitched together with longer, uninterrupted pieces, it probably is 935 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,360 Speaker 1: going to hold and and be smoother all the way down. 936 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,760 Speaker 1: But then so that mark up in retail, that's still 937 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,920 Speaker 1: you paying more for quality, right it theoretically is you 938 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,920 Speaker 1: paying more for quality. Now, what they also say is 939 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Speaker 1: that there's no real way of knowing for sure that 940 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,920 Speaker 1: like you know, a Balenciaga is in fact paying for 941 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:08,160 Speaker 1: these branded stronger cotton pieces. They can just tell you 942 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,200 Speaker 1: it's a good quality and not have to like prove 943 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,480 Speaker 1: that to you in any way. So what we need 944 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:18,200 Speaker 1: is a governing body for cotton T shirts. We need 945 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,800 Speaker 1: some kind of It's just a website where they post 946 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,960 Speaker 1: villain Thiaga T shirts and goes these niggas lying, go 947 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:29,080 Speaker 1: ahead and buy your hands hands got cotton. Yeah, they 948 01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,800 Speaker 1: got that PMA over hands. I mean, it all sounds 949 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,480 Speaker 1: it all sounds very unregulated, but it does seem like 950 01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,920 Speaker 1: at some level, if you're paying a cost, you're probably 951 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,120 Speaker 1: paying for quality. Well, one of the things that they 952 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:46,680 Speaker 1: also point to is processing. Manufacturers process the cotton fibers 953 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,000 Speaker 1: and several ways some of them are twisting them into yarn. 954 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:55,280 Speaker 1: But after their their carding, there's all these processes that 955 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,120 Speaker 1: go into it, and some of those processes make for 956 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,880 Speaker 1: a higher quality, smoother thing, but also are more expensive 957 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:08,240 Speaker 1: and then sustainability. Ultimately, retailers passed that cost on to customers, 958 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:13,479 Speaker 1: presuming that like, for example, organically grown cotton I guess 959 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,040 Speaker 1: costs more than non organic cotton, and then they pay 960 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: for that organic cotton. They then make you pay for 961 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,919 Speaker 1: the ship. So it's a bunch of things that, yes, 962 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,840 Speaker 1: theoretically it could make for a better product, but it 963 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,280 Speaker 1: could also just be what that person or rather that 964 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,160 Speaker 1: company is paying for that they're then charging you for 965 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 1: as a result of their own choices. So you say, 966 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,600 Speaker 1: the market place is complicated, and you've got to be 967 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,560 Speaker 1: an informed consumer. I mean, what do you ask, what 968 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,200 Speaker 1: do you what? What's the what's the final point? Jesus 969 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,600 Speaker 1: christ Man you won't give You won't give up an inch. 970 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:55,280 Speaker 1: You love the guest so much. What I'm saying is 971 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,320 Speaker 1: and I will make my final point. I'll make my 972 01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,240 Speaker 1: my my final stand here because I've had a god 973 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:05,440 Speaker 1: damn enough of being pushed around and and shamed for 974 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,680 Speaker 1: what I continually prove to be a real thing. What 975 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:13,880 Speaker 1: I'm saying, David, is that that if there are differences 976 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,520 Speaker 1: that that we cannot know and cannot prove, but ultimately 977 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,919 Speaker 1: are paying hundreds and hundreds of dollars more for these 978 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,880 Speaker 1: these products, then that is probably also true in all 979 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,480 Speaker 1: facets of our consumption and in fact, and this is 980 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,040 Speaker 1: the final proof or a point that I'll tell you 981 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,560 Speaker 1: as proof. One of the things that the the An 982 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,400 Speaker 1: article that I was reading talked about is the main 983 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,120 Speaker 1: sort of like reason that they point to, and people 984 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:47,160 Speaker 1: even spending money on the differences between these products is 985 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:51,600 Speaker 1: not quality, it's not sustainability. But they say that price 986 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,840 Speaker 1: is the main reason that people pay the premium they 987 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,160 Speaker 1: pay that like truly, they are not buying a Gucci 988 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,640 Speaker 1: shirt because they believe Gucci is even a better quality shirt. 989 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,800 Speaker 1: They are merely paying for Gucci for the sake of 990 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,800 Speaker 1: being able to say is Gucci, motherfucker and improve their status. 991 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:16,440 Speaker 1: I hold on, sorry, I take a step. Not a sponsor, 992 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,640 Speaker 1: by the way, they have nothing to do with this podcast, 993 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,880 Speaker 1: not not with that attitude. I understand what you're saying, 994 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,640 Speaker 1: But the argument that we came here to have is, 995 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:34,320 Speaker 1: is there a difference between premium and regular? Unmight I'm 996 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,720 Speaker 1: so glad you said that because and this, and there 997 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,160 Speaker 1: is no and now I'm gonna now, I'm gonna throw 998 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,960 Speaker 1: it in your face. Now we're throwing in your face 999 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,080 Speaker 1: like a like a raccoon making his big escape, I'm 1000 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:51,080 Speaker 1: gonna throw it in your face because like a fucking 1001 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,720 Speaker 1: Wes Anderson, I have no clue. But the point is, 1002 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,080 Speaker 1: what I'll remind you of is what you said at 1003 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,840 Speaker 1: the beginning of this episode. We just people turning to 1004 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,800 Speaker 1: the status of their vehicles, the status of their gasoline, 1005 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,800 Speaker 1: and all of those things needing to match that. Once 1006 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,640 Speaker 1: you become a BMW man, you need to match that 1007 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:17,640 Speaker 1: BMW experience with your with the BMW ride, and thus 1008 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,160 Speaker 1: you will pay for premium gas even if that specific 1009 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:27,320 Speaker 1: car does not need that gasoline. Moreover, I read that 1010 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,120 Speaker 1: quite a few cars that we consider to be luxury 1011 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:35,840 Speaker 1: vehicles are not, in fact necessarily needing premium gasoline. We're 1012 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,480 Speaker 1: just being We're just paying for it because we're being 1013 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,400 Speaker 1: lad to believe that there's a massive difference in the quality. Hey, 1014 01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,640 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you get a BMW, look up 1015 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,480 Speaker 1: what kind of gas fach needs? All right? Fair enough? 1016 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:53,880 Speaker 1: By what kind of gas you're gonna get tomorrow at 1017 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,960 Speaker 1: the pomp. That's that's neither here nor there. Ha ha ha. 1018 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:04,520 Speaker 1: That's not because about are you gonna go fill your BMW? 1019 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:09,160 Speaker 1: I'll get whatever gas makes my household continue to be 1020 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,800 Speaker 1: at peace, is the correct answer I can offer you. 1021 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,560 Speaker 1: I'll buy the gas that will help me sleep next 1022 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,600 Speaker 1: to the lady that I've chosen to sleep next to 1023 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:26,840 Speaker 1: for the remainder of hopefully one of our lives. Hopefully 1024 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,400 Speaker 1: one of our lives. Here's looking at you, sister. But 1025 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,040 Speaker 1: the point is that that's the most romantic thing I've 1026 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:38,240 Speaker 1: ever heard. But the point is I'll buy that gasoline, 1027 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,960 Speaker 1: but I won't believe in it for a second. I'll 1028 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:45,200 Speaker 1: be standing there like you got me, you, you sassy bitch, 1029 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,720 Speaker 1: And then the man behind the counter will wink and 1030 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,360 Speaker 1: I'll know that I'm being lied to that this is 1031 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,160 Speaker 1: a ruse. Well, you're not. What you're saying is a 1032 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,800 Speaker 1: lot of other people who drive luxury card. You said 1033 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,640 Speaker 1: it yourself. Your your car needs the higher octane gasoline, 1034 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,640 Speaker 1: which is the different I don't know that. I didn't 1035 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:05,200 Speaker 1: actually do the research to know. I was told by 1036 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,920 Speaker 1: a lady it does, and now I do it. So 1037 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,160 Speaker 1: you researched this and never even looked up my car. 1038 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:19,320 Speaker 1: I'm not a bright man, David. I'm a man who 1039 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,440 Speaker 1: cares that. This is why I don't have a car. 1040 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,040 Speaker 1: And this ship is too complicated. Man, I'm gonna take 1041 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,240 Speaker 1: a lift to the movies right after this. I might 1042 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,640 Speaker 1: take a line by anyways, all right, man, But there 1043 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,600 Speaker 1: is a difference between the gusses. That's all I'm saying there. 1044 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,640 Speaker 1: That's all I said from the beginning. There is physically 1045 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,760 Speaker 1: a difference. And I don't mean that mid grade, washed 1046 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,320 Speaker 1: out bullshit soap blah blah blah. I'm talking about the 1047 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,680 Speaker 1: bottom one in the top one. There's a difference there. 1048 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,600 Speaker 1: There is, according to the people that make it, a 1049 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:54,640 Speaker 1: difference between premium and unletted gasoline. And I'll leave it 1050 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,600 Speaker 1: at that. I think I think we can agree on that. Boy, 1051 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,600 Speaker 1: could you tell the people at home where they could 1052 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:05,560 Speaker 1: find what cool ship you have going to that's nice 1053 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:17,560 Speaker 1: and spicy meat? Why? That's just I and I say that. 1054 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,360 Speaker 1: That drop always surprises me with how long it is. 1055 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,240 Speaker 1: It's so much longer than you wanted to be. Like, 1056 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,560 Speaker 1: you're like, damn, I hope this is done. It's you're 1057 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,920 Speaker 1: praying for it to finish. And it's not just he 1058 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:35,240 Speaker 1: just has more to comment on. He just keeps going 1059 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,880 Speaker 1: and it stops even feeling like he's doing He's talking 1060 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,480 Speaker 1: about the same thing as he's doing it is. It 1061 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,480 Speaker 1: starts to feel like he's like it's almost like an 1062 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,680 Speaker 1: orgy is happening around him. Yeah, and then at first 1063 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:49,440 Speaker 1: you think it's just him talking to you, and then 1064 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,680 Speaker 1: you feel like maybe there's a lot of people. Yeah, 1065 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,600 Speaker 1: that's like three other people in the room that he 1066 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:58,280 Speaker 1: could be directing this set. Yeah, it's really terrible. Okay, November, 1067 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be headlining the Denver Comedy Works, so come 1068 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,680 Speaker 1: out to that. December three, I'm at the Hereafter in Seattle. 1069 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:09,520 Speaker 1: December four, I'm at Helium in Portland's and you know, 1070 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:13,280 Speaker 1: cool guy a joke Savy seven on Instagram, you know, 1071 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,160 Speaker 1: and uh, don't feel bad about it. If you want 1072 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,519 Speaker 1: to drink Coke zero branded products, you drink those, don't 1073 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,280 Speaker 1: don't listend like he doesn't even know. Man, Yeah, I 1074 01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,760 Speaker 1: don't fucking know. I'm a big old idiot. But but 1075 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,080 Speaker 1: you can follow me my dumbass over at Langston Kermit 1076 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,800 Speaker 1: on all the platforms. Still on Twitter somehow haven't given up, 1077 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,240 Speaker 1: but but losing hope by the day. So follow me 1078 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,880 Speaker 1: if that's if that's you're choosing. And if you want 1079 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,320 Speaker 1: to follow the podcast, do that ship on iTunes and 1080 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,680 Speaker 1: if you wanna, Oh, if you want to send us 1081 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,599 Speaker 1: your drops, if you want to send us your conspiracy theories, 1082 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,679 Speaker 1: if you want to support big oil like David Bori has, 1083 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,679 Speaker 1: you can send all of that to my mama pot 1084 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,040 Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you. 1085 01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:02,920 Speaker 1: Uh that's about it, By bitch, something's going on. Can't 1086 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:09,479 Speaker 1: I smell you? Dick well keep because I've been growing 1087 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:15,559 Speaker 1: babies my crop chips in your man's uncle Wild Bears 1088 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:23,479 Speaker 1: were racist. The also players owsty money versions in many 1089 01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:27,080 Speaker 1: attorney stuff. I can't tell me good