Speaker 1: Hell I Suck At Dating with the Ungler and dared
Speaker 1: Haven Radio podcast What's going On? Everyone? Welcome to Thursday
Speaker 1: special color edition of Help I Suck At Dating. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna dive right into it. We've got Brett in
Speaker 1: the waiting room, so let's see if we can bring
Speaker 1: him in. Hello, Hey Brett, how's going Hi guys, thanks
Speaker 1: for joining us. What's going on in your world today? Well, um,
Speaker 1: I think the girl that my friend is into is
Speaker 1: actually into me Jackpot. Yeah, well not really. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do because I actually also
Speaker 1: like her. Like every time we're interacting, she's super flirty
Speaker 1: with me, and then I'm like, okay, so what do
Speaker 1: I do here? And I mean like she'll do it
Speaker 1: in front of him. Yeah, that's all. Um. I think
Speaker 1: he's a little like, you know, rose colored glasses about
Speaker 1: it and not really taking I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's just like I think she's cute, and if it
Speaker 1: weren't for the fact that, like my friend was into her,
Speaker 1: i'd probably flirt back. But it's kind of like bro
Speaker 1: code comes first. Yeah, so I haven't I haven't shot
Speaker 1: my shot, and I'm just kind of like cool. What
Speaker 1: what what do I do? I mean, like she's really
Speaker 1: into me, like every time. It's it's not like I'm
Speaker 1: you know, full of myself, Like it's really obvious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, well, I'll you guys give some advice first.
Speaker 1: But I know what I'm gonna say. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you value this friendship? I do? But it's also not
Speaker 1: every day that someone as hot and awesome as she
Speaker 1: is is kind of like coming for me. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what am I doing with my life? That reminded me
Speaker 1: of one of Dean's best lines of Bachelor Paradise where
Speaker 1: he was talking about Christina and he was like, Christina
Speaker 1: and I get along so well, and we have such
Speaker 1: a good time, so you know, we have so much fun.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, Daniel is so hot that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. They edited that make me sound
Speaker 1: like it was the greatest moment? Was it wrong? That's
Speaker 1: why it was just it was so odd. I didn't
Speaker 1: say I was careful about my words and they just
Speaker 1: edited one together. Anyways, back to Brett, jaredy piece of crap.
Speaker 1: I mean, Brett, if I were in your shoes, I
Speaker 1: think I would be respectful of my friend and let
Speaker 1: this like, let that play out. If she's really not
Speaker 1: interested in him, it'll fizzle out. And I think then
Speaker 1: you shoot your shot after that whole thing after they
Speaker 1: stopped dating, because you don't want to lose your friend, right,
Speaker 1: But I also want to beat that guy in the
Speaker 1: really stupid rom com movie who's like at their wedding
Speaker 1: and then she's like, I never knew. Yeah, that's fair point,
Speaker 1: I would say, So does she know that your friend
Speaker 1: is into her? Yes? All right, Well that makes things awkward.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I think I'm assuming that the friend doesn't
Speaker 1: have much of a history with this girl, which is
Speaker 1: why he's just into her and not like dating her.
Speaker 1: Um so I would, um, what would you do? What
Speaker 1: would you do? Jared, let's hear it. I would This
Speaker 1: is what I would do. I would I would talk
Speaker 1: to the girl because obviously the girls talking to you,
Speaker 1: Brett and flirting with you a lot, and you're gonna say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: my friends really into I don't want to step on
Speaker 1: his toes, Like you got to talk to him first
Speaker 1: and see if you know, like, you have to let
Speaker 1: him know that you're not into him. If if you're not,
Speaker 1: you know, because I can't be the one to decide that.
Speaker 1: You got to figure that out. And then once if
Speaker 1: that moves on and that's over, then talk to your
Speaker 1: buddy and say, hey, listen, she told me that she
Speaker 1: likes me. I do like her too. I'd like to
Speaker 1: hang out with her, but I want to make sure
Speaker 1: that you're okay with it because I value our friendship.
Speaker 1: So that's what I would do. I would make sure
Speaker 1: like that she handles her situation with him first, see
Speaker 1: where that goes. And if that ends and it's over,
Speaker 1: then of course, like if there's still a little flirtation
Speaker 1: between you two, talk to your buddy, see what he says.
Speaker 1: And then if he's like, no, you, bro, then I
Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't know how good of a
Speaker 1: friend that is, especially if it's not someone he dated,
Speaker 1: he's just someone into Like come on, I would say,
Speaker 1: here's my advice. I kind of I'm on the opposite
Speaker 1: side of the spectrum. Then you, guys, I think that
Speaker 1: you should completely disregard the girl altogether, because it's never
Speaker 1: worth losing a friendship over someone that you kind of
Speaker 1: have a small crush shot and it sounds like you
Speaker 1: don't really have a crush on her. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you're just kind of into the fact that she's kind
Speaker 1: of into you, which makes it even less of a
Speaker 1: good idea to lose their friendship over or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and look, don't get me wrong, I see where you're
Speaker 1: coming from. Everyone wants to be wanted. I feel I
Speaker 1: totally get that, and like you said, she's hot, so
Speaker 1: even all the better. Um I I jack pot. I
Speaker 1: personally think uh, and I have gone against this in
Speaker 1: the past and it's bit me in the butt. I
Speaker 1: personally think it's never worth risking a friendship over any
Speaker 1: type of flame because best case scenario, you get a
Speaker 1: girlfriend and you lose a good friend. Worst case scenario,
Speaker 1: you lose a girl that you kind of liked and
Speaker 1: you lose your best friend and then you've got no one.
Speaker 1: So I always say, uh, stick with your friend, because
Speaker 1: you'll find another girl down the line at some point,
Speaker 1: and it's not worth the tension or the whatever for
Speaker 1: you and your friends to go through. That's what I
Speaker 1: think at least. Alright, alright, cool, So hopefully that helps
Speaker 1: Jared Kirk. But do you guys agree? Do you disagree?
Speaker 1: I like that advice. Yeah, thanks, thanks. I felt like
Speaker 1: I felt like some for good advice. I just care
Speaker 1: that it sound advice. All right, bro, Well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, appreciate you joining us. Best of luck with everything.
Speaker 1: Thank you great talking, great talking. M h. Hey, Jays,
Speaker 1: how's it going good? How are you guys doing? Thanks
Speaker 1: for doing absolutely so what's going on? Well? Uh? I
Speaker 1: am I need some advice. I've been seeing any girl
Speaker 1: for about a month now mhm, and uh, and everything
Speaker 1: has been great, but it's like there's constantly I just
Speaker 1: keep noticing, especially when we're intimate, there's this like musk,
Speaker 1: a body odor by her armpits, you know, and it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to bring it up to her
Speaker 1: because I know she you know, she showers, she has
Speaker 1: good hygiene, but it's like this musk and and you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's all the time, watching a movie together, you know,
Speaker 1: going places, restaurant even, and I'm like, I'm like, how
Speaker 1: do I you know, how do I tell that to her?
Speaker 1: And I haven't even you know, I haven't had sex
Speaker 1: with her yet either, so um, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: that's going to parlay into some other situation, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? M hm. So so I'm kind of
Speaker 1: wondering how do I approach that? How how what I
Speaker 1: talk to her? How do I bring it up? How
Speaker 1: do you bring up a stinky armpit? All right, this
Speaker 1: is what you do. So you compliment her arms a lot,
Speaker 1: and you say, you know, babe, I love your arms.
Speaker 1: You should show if your arms you have great arms.
Speaker 1: So she starts wearing sleeveless shirts. And then you start
Speaker 1: cuddling with her on the bed and you kind of
Speaker 1: smell what's coming on, and then you just have like
Speaker 1: a deodorant in your pocket ready to go. And then
Speaker 1: make sure like her arms over you so you have
Speaker 1: access to the armpit, and then you say hey, like
Speaker 1: so if you're on her left side, her left arm
Speaker 1: is over you. And then you say, hey, what's that
Speaker 1: over there? And when she turns right, just a little
Speaker 1: squeaky squeaky in the armpit, And then on that side
Speaker 1: you're good. And then if you just like, get up,
Speaker 1: go get a soda whatever, come back, go on her
Speaker 1: other side, cuddle, wait till you start smelling it, and
Speaker 1: then you say, hey, babe, what's over there? When she
Speaker 1: turns squeaky squeaky right on the armpit? Good to go,
Speaker 1: and you do that for the next sixties seventy years
Speaker 1: because you're probably fall in love and marrier and you're
Speaker 1: good to go. Sounds like a great plan, is it?
Speaker 1: Does it sound like a good plan? Are we talking?
Speaker 1: Are we talking spray or stick? Jared? Because I think
Speaker 1: spray might be a little too wrong in my I
Speaker 1: was thinking stick in my head because the spray, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's gonna make too much noise. So because honestly,
Speaker 1: the stick could be just like a passing wind, you know.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I got a little childern right that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, interesting,
Speaker 1: I would say. I actually, before we get to my
Speaker 1: bad advice, I want to hear Kurper is good advice?
Speaker 1: I guess, Oh, I don't know if it's gonna be good. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: so you've been dating a month, you haven't had sex,
Speaker 1: you really like her and see it going somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know everything. It's it's like, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be that guy that's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with the toes and therefore I can't date her.
Speaker 1: I mean, in any relationship, you want to have good communication,
Speaker 1: and I think there is there's got to be a
Speaker 1: good way to bring it up. You've got to really
Speaker 1: pat it before I think and just be like hey,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even know what you would say.
Speaker 1: This is so hard because you offend her. Would you
Speaker 1: be offended if a guy that you were dating for
Speaker 1: a month said something about your smell? I think it
Speaker 1: would be the way he approached it, if he straight
Speaker 1: up was like, hey, you smell like or like something
Speaker 1: like there's some smell coming from your armpits. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's the way you approach it. Yeah, So what's
Speaker 1: what's a good way to approach it? Then? Well, how
Speaker 1: would you want to be approached if you were smelling?
Speaker 1: If my armpits were smelling? I think I would want
Speaker 1: some want to be like, hey I see this going somewhere. Um,
Speaker 1: I really like you. I care about you. Um, I've
Speaker 1: just noticed like maybe say, does she work out or
Speaker 1: do you guys work out together? Maybe like oh after
Speaker 1: workouts or something like maybe I don't know, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know a good way. What do you guys think?
Speaker 1: It's it's impossible. And obviously I hope we all know
Speaker 1: that my advice earlier was a complete joke. Could Jason
Speaker 1: do not do that? But it sounds so serious obviously,
Speaker 1: what about what if? Because I would feel very insecure
Speaker 1: if my partner told me that I smell, but or
Speaker 1: not that I smell, but that like my armpits smell.
Speaker 1: But what if if, like if Dean came out to
Speaker 1: me it was like, bro, your armpits stink, then I'd like, oh,
Speaker 1: has anybody else been smelling this? Like I would have
Speaker 1: a different reaction, and then I'd be more focused on
Speaker 1: making sure that I put the order and on, because
Speaker 1: sometimes my armpits do stink like I, you know, sweat.
Speaker 1: So I'm curious, maybe, Jason, if you're I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is a good idea, and but we're just
Speaker 1: spitballing here. Should you tell a friend her friend and say, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it, but you know, I
Speaker 1: really like her and I don't feel like I can't
Speaker 1: tell her this, but have you noticed that maybe sometimes
Speaker 1: I don't know a bad idea for her friend though
Speaker 1: she's gonna straight up go to her friend and be
Speaker 1: like this guy thinks you smell and he came to me,
Speaker 1: or but what if he's like, listen, I really like,
Speaker 1: what if Jayce went to her friend and was like,
Speaker 1: I really like her. I wanted to continue, but this
Speaker 1: might be an issue in the future and I can't
Speaker 1: tell her that her arm pits stink. Would you be
Speaker 1: able to like as a friend, Like if you guys
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I don't know anything to help out,
Speaker 1: because then I don't know. If I was a friend,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, he's really into her, and I
Speaker 1: can get why, Like i'd have hard time saying it too.
Speaker 1: I don't know I would Maybe maybe you could just
Speaker 1: start getting really smelled too, and then she says something
Speaker 1: to you, and then you say, well, that's funny because
Speaker 1: while we're on the subject, there's something I need to
Speaker 1: tell you as well. That's kind of honestly, I think
Speaker 1: that's probably what I would do. But I'm already I'm
Speaker 1: already I'm the girl in the situation where I'm already
Speaker 1: the stinky one. Um, which is it's the best place
Speaker 1: to be because you don't have to have an uncomfortable
Speaker 1: conversation as long as you're okay with being stinky a
Speaker 1: little bit and comfortable with it for people to think
Speaker 1: that I'm stinky, you know, it's not ideal, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't like it doesn't bother me. And so if someone
Speaker 1: were to come to me and be like, hey, you stink,
Speaker 1: I would be like, wow, thank you so much. And
Speaker 1: if someone wanted me to fix that, like Calin for instance, uh,
Speaker 1: she doesn't necessarily always ask me, ah, you know, like
Speaker 1: I personally don't think I stink very bad. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think I've got a great natural aroma to me.
Speaker 1: There are times where it gets a little out of hand,
Speaker 1: and when Calin comes to me and tells me these things,
Speaker 1: I am like, Okay, I'll shower in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Is that what you want me to do? And obviously
Speaker 1: I take care of it much to than that, but
Speaker 1: she does it in such a loving way where I
Speaker 1: don't get offended by it. And and Jase, I think
Speaker 1: for you in this case, you could approach it. It's
Speaker 1: it's hard because you're so new in the relationship, but
Speaker 1: you could legitimately be like, um, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know I really like you, uh sing even
Speaker 1: saying this to you, it's kind of hard. So I
Speaker 1: can see why you're a little bit Would you like
Speaker 1: gift her some perfume? I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: a care package that just masks the smell. We need
Speaker 1: to take care of it at the source. Could you
Speaker 1: throw in a deodorant stick with the perfume maybe, hint.
Speaker 1: I think that's it. I think that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: Gift package, a little goodie bag for her gift basket.
Speaker 1: I mean she'll know. She'll know because the gift basket's
Speaker 1: gonna be full of perfume. And you're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't like it. Let the girl stink, you know, just
Speaker 1: let hers letters letters. Maybe maybe she likes her smelly body.
Speaker 1: I like mine. Um, I don't know, James. We wish
Speaker 1: you the best, man. I hope if you get it
Speaker 1: figured out. We hope you got it figured out best.
Speaker 1: I'll do the gift basket. I thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Luck, thank you so much, thanks for calling.
Speaker 1: All right, We've got Karen next. Uh Man, I gotta
Speaker 1: go shower after this. I think, poor guy, I feel
Speaker 1: like we gave no good advice. Like that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: Best of Luck. I mean, I like being I don't
Speaker 1: think I stink. But I do like the idea of
Speaker 1: not wearing the odor in every day because it's not
Speaker 1: the healthiest thing in the world for you to wear
Speaker 1: the other all the time. I'm not gonna lie because
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in a while. But when I
Speaker 1: saw you have Ben's bachelor party, you stop. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was like two years ago. You're still thinking about
Speaker 1: my stick. You gave me a hug and I was like,
Speaker 1: who Yeah, it's because we just got done playing golf
Speaker 1: and it was hot there, Cara, are you there? H yes,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Sorry, we're talking about b oh. We had
Speaker 1: a previous calor? Is it? Is it? Carr? Car It's well, hello, Carol,
Speaker 1: welcome to help I suck at dating. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for calling in. Yeah, I mean I wish I
Speaker 1: was calling with, not because I stuck at dating. But okay.
Speaker 1: I met this guy at the bar while I was
Speaker 1: working where I work and a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I liked him. Right as he walked in. I thought
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't see him again, so I told him
Speaker 1: I found him really handsome. It's a pretty forward um.
Speaker 1: He thanked me, but like nothing else. A week later,
Speaker 1: I ran into him again and we talked for a bit,
Speaker 1: but like I couldn't tell if he wasn't interested or
Speaker 1: like just shy. So after a while I tried to
Speaker 1: approach him again, who was super drunk at that point,
Speaker 1: and he told me that he was sorry, but he
Speaker 1: just wasn't interested. So I appreciated, you know that, him
Speaker 1: being honest, and I didn't even I didn't give it
Speaker 1: much importance. But then the next week I ran into
Speaker 1: him again at another party. He was very happy to
Speaker 1: see me, so honestly, I was not expecting that, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking, you know, of having anything with him
Speaker 1: because of what happened the week before. So we talked
Speaker 1: and we danced, and he he told me that he
Speaker 1: liked me a lot. Um. Yeah, so I told him
Speaker 1: I liked him, but that he had rejected me the
Speaker 1: week before. He said he was sorry, said he got
Speaker 1: super drunk. I forgot to ask for his number or
Speaker 1: like any contact information. I tried to get his number
Speaker 1: from like some of our mutual friends, but no luck.
Speaker 1: He was sweet and really handsome, but like all this
Speaker 1: keeps me thinking, like why do guys act like this?
Speaker 1: Like it's honestly so confusing. Why I reject me. Then
Speaker 1: the next day he really likes me, and like then
Speaker 1: you're too shy to kiss me? Like did he ever
Speaker 1: actually like me? Like I can't read this man, Jared,
Speaker 1: what do you think about this? You said you met
Speaker 1: him at the bar where you that you so you
Speaker 1: were bartending. Yeah, I'm a I'm a bartender and server. No,
Speaker 1: because I think this is a very real thing. I
Speaker 1: think guy's fall in love with the bartender. I I'm
Speaker 1: not joking, I'm not. I swear to god, this is
Speaker 1: a thing that if um, because I suffer from this
Speaker 1: there if I went my single day is obviously not anymore.
Speaker 1: But like if there's a female bartender, it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's something about getting bringing the bartender not home,
Speaker 1: but like getting the bartender's number. That's a better way
Speaker 1: of saying it. There's something to that. Um. So I
Speaker 1: think that this guy probably found you attractive, and then
Speaker 1: I think maybe didn't like you, or not that he
Speaker 1: didn't like you, but like, guys are stupid, you know,
Speaker 1: guys want to He probably wanted a data round. He
Speaker 1: probably doesn't want a relationship, and then he saw you
Speaker 1: at the party after you know, he quote rejected you,
Speaker 1: and you probably looked good and he was, you know,
Speaker 1: feeling himself and you guys were dancing, and then you
Speaker 1: know he's I hate to say this, but he would
Speaker 1: probably do that with someone else too. And know this guy,
Speaker 1: I don't know this guy. I got a bad vibes
Speaker 1: about this guy. That's all, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you think? No, I agree, bad vibes about this guy.
Speaker 1: You don't need any part of him. Um. But the
Speaker 1: bartender thing, guys, And is that a thing that I
Speaker 1: think it is? I think it because if you go
Speaker 1: to the bar, there's something about getting the bartender's number
Speaker 1: that I think for guys, it's like almost competitive to
Speaker 1: a certain extent. And then there's also like also, I'm
Speaker 1: sure care you know, when you're bartending, you look good
Speaker 1: and you're running around and you're in your element and
Speaker 1: you're working, you're making drinks, Like there's there's a bit
Speaker 1: sexy about that. And I think guys, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I think guys are there's like, you know, if you
Speaker 1: get the bartender's number, it's like, oh, like I must
Speaker 1: have been looking good. He didn't get my number, That's
Speaker 1: the thing. I know. But I'm I'm I'm I know
Speaker 1: he didn't get your number, which is so ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: then you saw him again. How do you keep running
Speaker 1: into this guy? By the way, I know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's so weird, right though it's super weird. If you
Speaker 1: actually think about it, you're probably gonna run to him again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that we will. We clearly live close enough
Speaker 1: to each other. I just don't I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: I genuinely have no idea how we keep running into
Speaker 1: each other. We must have like we must live in
Speaker 1: the same area, or have a group of friends that
Speaker 1: are the same, but or a friend that's the same,
Speaker 1: because when I tried to get his number from the
Speaker 1: friends I thought were mutual, they didn't have it. So
Speaker 1: I don't know how we were at the same party.
Speaker 1: Maybe he lives near the bar or something. There might
Speaker 1: be some like you thing going on here where there's
Speaker 1: like something deeper that we're not quite picking up on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just just proceed with caution care, is all I
Speaker 1: gotta say. I agree with Jared's overarching idea that all
Speaker 1: men are stupid, and uh, they deserve no explanation for,
Speaker 1: no excuse for anything that they do. Um, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just tricky, uh to think why he
Speaker 1: would act like this. It's so hot and cold, right,
Speaker 1: It's just it's one of those things where I think
Speaker 1: any advice we're going to give you is bad advice
Speaker 1: because who knows. Who knows whether he's gonna be hot
Speaker 1: or cold the next day, you know. I think I
Speaker 1: think that. I think the biggest takeaway is maybe just uh,
Speaker 1: stop paying any peace of mind the guy and let
Speaker 1: it unfold naturally, kind of like like don't give him
Speaker 1: the power, but like put the ball in his court,
Speaker 1: but also at the same time, just put zero mental
Speaker 1: effort into caring about it and then see what happens. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I mean I can. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to think about him because I don't even have
Speaker 1: his number, yeah, for Instagram or like anything. And you
Speaker 1: don't even know if he's a good kisser yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you don't want to die that's so hot and cold.
Speaker 1: Like you want someone that's very confident about wanting to
Speaker 1: mesdue you, right, That's that's that's what it is. That's
Speaker 1: exactly it. Yeah. And if he's not giving you that,
Speaker 1: he is not worth any of your time. Damn right,
Speaker 1: I needed I needed to like hear it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Perfect, just set you free. That's awesome. Yeah, well, Karen,
Speaker 1: thanks for calling in. We appreciate it. We wish you
Speaker 1: the best of luck. It sounds like you gotta get
Speaker 1: your hands full over there. So yeah, I'm working tonight.
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't show up well, best of why,
Speaker 1: I would not be surprised if he did. But thank
Speaker 1: you again for calling and we appreciate it. Best to
Speaker 1: luck and uh yeah nice. Yeah, all right, Well it's
Speaker 1: gonna do it for this week's episode or this Thursday's
Speaker 1: special caller episode of help. I suck at dating, um, Kurt,
Speaker 1: But thanks again for joining us. This was so fun.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. You're such a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: Thank you and Jared, you were such a breath of
Speaker 1: smelly armpit air. This is fair. I stink right now.
Speaker 1: I so can't believe you told me that I smelled
Speaker 1: at a Ben's bachelor party. Was just one It was
Speaker 1: when you're not saying I didn't smell bad. But there's
Speaker 1: a time and a place you could have texted me
Speaker 1: off of the air and told me these things First
Speaker 1: of all, everybody who listens to this podcast knows that
Speaker 1: you stink at least six of the time. But no, no,
Speaker 1: this is why I don't like what you're doing right
Speaker 1: now is because the people that listen to this podcast
Speaker 1: won't get the chance to smell me and rebuke the
Speaker 1: idea that I stink, because yeah, maybe I do, but
Speaker 1: they'll never know, and they're gonna take your word for it.
Speaker 1: And how many times have you talked about you shower
Speaker 1: once a week on this podcast? People know you stink, bro,
Speaker 1: It's different. Just because I shower once a week doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I smell bad. It was actually it was different. No,
Speaker 1: where did you come because you came Where did you
Speaker 1: come from? On the Bachelor weekend? You came from somewhere,
Speaker 1: didn't you, like on a trip? Um? I don't know
Speaker 1: you definitely because you were you. You said you came
Speaker 1: to the Bachelor party and you were dirty, you were filthy,
Speaker 1: because you just came from like a camping trip that
Speaker 1: you were like gone for a week or something. But
Speaker 1: that was the first time I saw you, and you
Speaker 1: obviously had you like barely made your flight, so Dean
Speaker 1: and I can't remember where you came from somewhere you
Speaker 1: were like camping or something where you didn't have access
Speaker 1: to like water. Can I say something on topic, but
Speaker 1: off that topic a little bit, and I'm sorry because
Speaker 1: we need to wrap this up and we need to
Speaker 1: get that out of here. I will say, after I
Speaker 1: shower and soak my whole body, I smell good for
Speaker 1: like maybe an hour, and then since I've gotten all
Speaker 1: my natural oils off of me, I can feel myself
Speaker 1: smelling worse than when I first got them before I
Speaker 1: got into the shower. You know what I mean? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are times where I leave a shower and I
Speaker 1: get like a whiff and like, I still don't smell
Speaker 1: that good. I don't Is it the Is it the
Speaker 1: body wash I'm using? Should I buy? Why am I
Speaker 1: sweating more now that I just showered? It's that's my point.
Speaker 1: It's a natural oils on your body. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man who knows showers are a scam? That's all I got. Well,
Speaker 1: don't they say that if you don't use deorderant, your
Speaker 1: body will naturally start smelling good, because it's like it
Speaker 1: will you know, I don't know. Well, according to ja'son,
Speaker 1: that's not necessarily maybe it is. Yeah, myth whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stick with it. And I'm I still can't believe
Speaker 1: you said that on air. Jared, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose it over here. We gotta get out, We gotta
Speaker 1: get out of here. Kirkpa thinks again. Best of luck
Speaker 1: with everything. Congratulations on your on your love with Taylor. Taylor. Yeah, Taylor,
Speaker 1: congratulations to the both of you. We're gonna be on
Speaker 1: the lookout for an engagement ring one of these days
Speaker 1: here pretty soon. So yes, yes, it'll come, it'll come.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us. Yeah, we look forward to
Speaker 1: hearing more from you in the future. Thank you, guys.
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