Speaker 1: If I'm not comfortable and I'm hungry and i haven't
Speaker 1: worked out, it's over. Calm down with Erin and Carissa.
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Speaker 1: Home on the Range. Well, I mean, I'm a poster
Speaker 1: child for ranching look and also I don't have This
Speaker 1: is a makeup that I found in my middle console
Speaker 1: of my car because the Robberts also took my makeup back,
Speaker 1: which I discovered and we'll get into that on the
Speaker 1: full length podcast later. Because I didn't use I had
Speaker 1: guys as.
Speaker 2: A natural beauty.
Speaker 1: I hadn't used my makeup and a week and so
Speaker 1: when I went to use it to go to a
Speaker 1: birthday dinner, I realized, oh fuck, that's also gone. So
Speaker 1: we'll discuss all of that later at another time and date.
Speaker 1: By that we mean our full length podcast on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Welcome everybody. I clearly am what was the show on
Speaker 1: Fox Marrying a Farmer? Yeah, I'm doing the host and
Speaker 1: you look like a what's that like? You look like
Speaker 1: a bronze beauty. Okay, it's all lighting, free game action,
Speaker 1: we guys. We love when you guys submit your question.
Speaker 1: So first up, we'll try to get to as many
Speaker 1: as we can here. Vincent Yonkers, what's your lady's opinion
Speaker 1: on online dating.
Speaker 2: I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I probably should have. I would have had better luck
Speaker 1: than you know, the random people that I ended up
Speaker 1: being with. I think go for it. My sister was married.
Speaker 1: I mean, my sister did match dot com. She's been
Speaker 1: married I think for over fifteen years now, and this
Speaker 1: was like old school, like she's one of the OG's
Speaker 1: and I have the greatest brother in law. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think by all means everyone's got a busy life
Speaker 1: if although I have heard something mean, there's always horror stories.
Speaker 1: I don't envy having to do that because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of frogs you kiss, I think before you get
Speaker 1: to the prince, right, I think go for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't knock it. I know a couple of people
Speaker 1: that I've done it. I know people that are trying
Speaker 1: to do it. I just it kind of sounds like
Speaker 1: I base this on my sister, who is an actress
Speaker 1: and answer and always auditioning for things. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like you get so jacked up and excited for you
Speaker 1: kind of have to be you know, like what is
Speaker 1: it for your enthusiasms or your enthusiasm be kind of
Speaker 1: like chill flatline for a bit, don't be dead. But
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just feel like if
Speaker 1: you get too high, you're gonna come down too Well.
Speaker 1: You got to take it for what it is, because
Speaker 1: I also know some people that get really excited and
Speaker 1: all that stuff and.
Speaker 2: Then it's time to make it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or like I as somebody who's moved very fast
Speaker 1: in relationships and like after the first day, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're getting married.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I did and you.
Speaker 1: Did do that I remember Nope, yeah, nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: since a wrong stephilouise O eight one one. How do
Speaker 1: you guys stay so fit during this season when you're
Speaker 1: always on the road. I am actually in a workout
Speaker 1: shirt right now because this is me telling myself after
Speaker 1: this podcast, I have to hit it to quit it
Speaker 1: and get out there and do some legs I high recommend.
Speaker 1: I had an old hockey coach tell me this when
Speaker 1: I was traveling and I wasn't working out with a
Speaker 1: hockey team. He said, when you get to a hotel,
Speaker 1: do not lay on the bed, do not sit on
Speaker 1: the couch, put your stuff down and get right to
Speaker 1: the gym because if you don't do it, you won't
Speaker 1: do it. I love working out. I have to do
Speaker 1: it for my mental state more than like my body
Speaker 1: because it's so perfect live. But I have to do
Speaker 1: it for my head. If I miss like two days,
Speaker 1: I'm a crazy person. So I like apps. I like
Speaker 1: the peloton app. You can do it on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: You can do a strength exercise. Not a paid promotion here,
Speaker 1: wish it was, but blah blah yep. For me, I've
Speaker 1: always been a runner, and the reason why is because
Speaker 1: traveling so much on the road, throw your tennis shoes in.
Speaker 1: It's a great way to see the city that you're in.
Speaker 1: And so it's one of those things like before the
Speaker 1: production meeting in the morning, I'll get up go run.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big gym person. At the hotel, I'm
Speaker 1: always like what am I getting in there? I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. I just like to go outside
Speaker 1: and run. Or I will find a class like a
Speaker 1: hot yoga class or something like that for ato that
Speaker 1: I know that I like. In fact, quick story last
Speaker 1: year Amazon Thursday Night Football, our first game in Kansas City,
Speaker 1: I said, does anyone want to.
Speaker 2: Go to a hot yoga class with me tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: And Andrew Whitworth, all seven eight feet of it say,
Speaker 1: I love to and so him and I went to
Speaker 1: a six am yoga class and he crushed it. Every
Speaker 1: woman in the studio was like this guy. So it's
Speaker 1: really fun anyone that's like on your you know, your
Speaker 1: crew or whatever. Because I know, like Kevin Greg, they
Speaker 1: also like to work out.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 1: No, they don't. Greg doesn't work out at all, which
Speaker 1: so annoys me. He can just yeah they did, Greg,
Speaker 1: You're just always in workout clothes. I yeah, Greg is
Speaker 1: at the point Jared's like this too, But Jared's been
Speaker 1: retired a lot longer than Greg has. Where you've worked
Speaker 1: out so much during your life that you meet a minute.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: So those boys Kevin will run, Kevin will go do
Speaker 1: a little bit of a sweat. But yeah, I'm like
Speaker 1: the crazy person. Okay, oh it's your turn. Sorry.
Speaker 2: This is from JD. Ford.
Speaker 1: Five five five boots or heels. Oh I I used
Speaker 1: to be five five five eight one eight one. I
Speaker 1: used to be a heels person all the time, and
Speaker 1: like I would be wearing like seven inches to lettos to.
Speaker 2: Pump my gas. Those days are over. Real life COVID.
Speaker 1: COVID changed a lot of things for me because and age,
Speaker 1: there's a time and a place to be wearing the
Speaker 1: heels that put you up there. But also it looks
Speaker 1: like you're trying a little too hard at this age
Speaker 1: to be like throwing on the stilettos before noon, like
Speaker 1: where are you going? Are you coming in from the
Speaker 1: night before? I mean, is this a walk of shame?
Speaker 1: So I am not a boots person? I would say
Speaker 1: I am heels half the time, where I used to
Speaker 1: be eighty percent of the time. And now as a rancher,
Speaker 1: I'm into boots and I'm.
Speaker 2: Into I'm into rain boots.
Speaker 1: A lot, and I also love a flat I feel
Speaker 1: like it also is just you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: more appropriate for this point in my life.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, you've never done here.
Speaker 1: No, I hate I have really small feet, and I
Speaker 1: just I have zero zero For somebody that danced her
Speaker 1: whole life, I have zero zero balance. I don't like
Speaker 1: being uncomfortable. The second I'm uncomfortable, it's over. So you
Speaker 1: said with heels, it just looks like you're trying a
Speaker 1: little bit too hard with me. It's like, how about
Speaker 1: trying a little bit because I'm always in a sneaker.
Speaker 1: I'm always in like a super flat heel. Our stylist
Speaker 1: Alissa Green, it's not her favorite thing about me. But
Speaker 1: if I'm not comfortable with my feet, it's if I'm
Speaker 1: not comfortable and I'm hungry, it's a tough time. It's
Speaker 1: just not and I haven't worked out. It's over. That's
Speaker 1: the try call it a day. Heels heels, not working out,
Speaker 1: and uh, what's the other hunger? Hunger?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm a walking snickers ad, not paid, by the way,
Speaker 1: but would love to Who's a whore? Me? Singing Sarah
Speaker 1: eleven favorite food slash drink recommendations for Fourth of July parties.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just love a ranch water with taine
Speaker 1: or a skinny spicy margarita light on the like sweet.
Speaker 1: I'm not into the tahen and I don't need I
Speaker 1: don't need a salt rim In fact, I swear every
Speaker 1: because I'm always like no salt.
Speaker 2: They put more on what are we doing here? I
Speaker 2: don't want to swim in the Pacific or the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2: I need that salt out of there. Because I'm a.
Speaker 1: Gal that can retain water just by looking at salt,
Speaker 1: so please leave it off.
Speaker 2: And the tahin doesn't do much for me, like are
Speaker 2: we licking the rim?
Speaker 1: And as a former bartender, not to always go back
Speaker 1: to my resume, but I know that that the salt
Speaker 1: or like the other little condiments that sit out on
Speaker 1: the old bar, I know. I'm just a little dute,
Speaker 1: a little dirte. I'm not interested and I don't mean martini.
Speaker 1: Like that's why I don't put the olives in my drink,
Speaker 1: leave them on the side, because I just it's been
Speaker 1: sitting too long. Yeah, this isn't a buffet kit. It's
Speaker 1: not a buffet kit, and we have This is from
Speaker 1: Sean Howland. Thing you miss most about NFL season crazy Ziness?
Speaker 1: Would you like to go first on this one? I
Speaker 1: was talking to my boss today from Amazon, and we
Speaker 1: were actually just talking about how I'm miss seeing everyone,
Speaker 1: Like we get so used and we love the people
Speaker 1: that we work with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think.
Speaker 1: That that's the best part about what it is that
Speaker 1: we do, aside from like the great guys that we
Speaker 1: get to come out and wonderful like women and men
Speaker 1: in this industry. I think I don't know the camaraderie
Speaker 1: of like the dinners and the fun different things that
Speaker 1: we get to do. And we're both on different text
Speaker 1: chains with our groups, and like today was one of
Speaker 1: the guys in our Fox group's birthday, and it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know our Michael Vick. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just love our group. Bless you, bless.
Speaker 2: I just love our group.
Speaker 1: I love the camaraderie the different groups that we work with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say group.
Speaker 1: I don't miss the grind. I don't miss packing. I
Speaker 1: don't miss looking like ass when I look in the
Speaker 1: clear thing to be like, do you want to your
Speaker 1: eye scanned? Well, it's not even recognize me because I
Speaker 1: look like dog shit right now. Yeah, I miss going
Speaker 1: to dinner with the boys, telling them I look like
Speaker 1: dog shit. Before I get down there, I'll send a
Speaker 1: little group text so it's like, Hey, we're meeting in
Speaker 1: five minutes. Great, just to heads up your girl looks
Speaker 1: like dog shit before we head to dinner. But can't
Speaker 1: wait to see you guys. Yeah, I miss that. You
Speaker 1: and I are the queen of always having to like
Speaker 1: if we have a ZiT, we have to tell everyone
Speaker 1: before we see them that we were hours before. I
Speaker 1: did that the other night when before I was going
Speaker 1: to dinner and discovered that my makeup bag was gone.
Speaker 1: I was like, I look like shit. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's just bear with me, like I have to like
Speaker 1: say all of these things. And meanwhile people are like,
Speaker 1: just meet in the lobby at seven thirty. We don't
Speaker 1: need all of this. My go to line if I
Speaker 1: have like a massive ZiT in tow because here's the thing,
Speaker 1: like I know and so yeah, I don't need the
Speaker 1: boys to wonder like, wow, does she know it's there?
Speaker 1: Of course I know it's there. It's throbbing. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's an heartbeat inside of it. So I will
Speaker 1: text the boys and be like, be down in five
Speaker 1: look like shit. By the way, I'm bringing someone it's
Speaker 1: called this planet on my chin. So I hope you
Speaker 1: can add an extra seat to the reservation. I mean,
Speaker 1: I tell you out there, you know, outer space sometimes
Speaker 1: and then I'm yelping closest dermatologists to inject this before
Speaker 1: kick at three twenty five. You and I I don't
Speaker 1: remember what it must have been like two years ago
Speaker 1: now where some place you were on the road and
Speaker 1: I was like, I know a dermatologist in that city, and.
Speaker 2: We were trying to like, yeah, Dallas, maybe over there.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it was. And then it was like, do
Speaker 2: you have a fertility needle on you? Yeah? Use that
Speaker 2: like the whole thing. Oh my god, we're doing ads
Speaker 2: for zokdoc.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they have anyone that can inject your
Speaker 1: zits on the road. Oh my god, by the way,
Speaker 1: swipe up. I can't all wait, right because at least
Speaker 1: we know they'll have professionals. We're like in the back
Speaker 1: alley somewhere doing this procedure. I think I can do
Speaker 1: that and a fertility ultrasound on the road if anyone
Speaker 1: needs me. So if you need someone and you know
Speaker 1: that I have a game there that weekend, just give
Speaker 1: me a call. Not accepting insurance. However, this gal, she
Speaker 1: can do it all. We got plenty more to talk
Speaker 1: about on this week's podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for submitting your questions. This has been
Speaker 2: the pregame for you. We'll send them all.
Speaker 1: What answer as many as we can, and continue all
Speaker 1: these conversations on the full length podcast Thursday, Bye Bye.
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