Speaker 1: The Nike Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Gleaser Podcast. I just realized
Speaker 1: that the thing that I hung on the wall fell
Speaker 1: at some point. So there's just like a black spot.
Speaker 1: There's a blank space baby, and the baground. I mean,
Speaker 1: it really is blending in. You are like wearing the
Speaker 1: green screen of shirts because the wall you're against his yellow,
Speaker 1: and then your shirt is the exact same color. New shirt. No,
Speaker 1: just you know, just never bold enough to wear it
Speaker 1: on Air's scary. Yeah, it's scary to wear colors for boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: depending on the color. But I really don't give a
Speaker 1: shit anymore. It doesn't it's just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: like the mustard. Oh god, this Mike thing that I
Speaker 1: just put on smells like, oh my poop literal literally no,
Speaker 1: I mean really, and it looked dirty. I'm gonna I mean,
Speaker 1: it's from Amazon, so it's not like I can't really
Speaker 1: do anything about it. It's probably from people that it's bad, right,
Speaker 1: Like it's on my hands, it's poop. So I got
Speaker 1: these new mic covers that are I got pink my covers.
Speaker 1: Look at Andrews online. It's bright and beautiful, and then
Speaker 1: the one that I just I mean I took I
Speaker 1: took it off because it's not like poop, but it
Speaker 1: was not its right. I know. I was just watching
Speaker 1: We were just watching Nathan for You the other day
Speaker 1: because I was telling the show Um not the New
Speaker 1: One day, I was watching Nathan for You, like his
Speaker 1: first comedy Central, which I think is one of the
Speaker 1: funniest things ever. You watched that, right and just starting
Speaker 1: I haven't watched the rehearsal. Yeah, I haven't watched that,
Speaker 1: but the first episode is um the one where that
Speaker 1: he's at he's trying to make an the yogurt shop.
Speaker 1: He's trying to go in and improve their business. So
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the show, Nathan for You is like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like The Profit. If you know that
Speaker 1: show on MSNBC, which is one of my favorite shows ever.
Speaker 1: Um Marcus Lamonis on that show goes into companies and
Speaker 1: like invest in them, and Um gets equity in the
Speaker 1: company and then he like totally revamps it and he's
Speaker 1: he's about the three piece people, product and process, and
Speaker 1: we would always add a fourth and say pussy, but Um,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't appreciate that because he's a good man man.
Speaker 1: I love he loves you know. I see him liking
Speaker 1: a lot of your posts and stuff. He's yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I was such a fan of his and then for
Speaker 1: some reason he found out I was a fan of his,
Speaker 1: and then he became a fan of mine. He almost
Speaker 1: came to see us that one of our shows on
Speaker 1: the road. Um, I think in um in Florida, he
Speaker 1: had like has a home there. He's he started camping Worlds.
Speaker 1: That's who he is. If you've never seen the Prompt
Speaker 1: Profit on MSNBC, it is such a touching show. And
Speaker 1: why I love Marcus Lamonis is that he he cares
Speaker 1: about people. Like he'll go in and like just completely
Speaker 1: um It'll be like a father sub business and there
Speaker 1: will be just like they've not talked in years and
Speaker 1: they've never hugged and they you know, and he just
Speaker 1: gets in there and he like has them connect. He
Speaker 1: he just is like really emotionally like he's emotionally focused,
Speaker 1: but also completely business minded and always doing the right
Speaker 1: thing and never budging on like no I want fifty
Speaker 1: one and they're like, I will not give you fifty
Speaker 1: one percent of my pie business. And he's just like,
Speaker 1: well then your pipe business is gonna fail because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna save it. And he does good for the people,
Speaker 1: but he also wants to make a profit because his
Speaker 1: name is the Prophet, which is a great name for
Speaker 1: a show because it's like a prophet as in like
Speaker 1: pr oh yeah um mannerisms and so hand up hers
Speaker 1: and so he um put on one episode, I love
Speaker 1: it so much. He goes into this like I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's like a it's like a kayaking company
Speaker 1: or something. They like make kayaks or like water sports
Speaker 1: boards or something like that. And the guys were the
Speaker 1: kiss because ever one of them is like a radio
Speaker 1: DJ who would like talks like this. It is one
Speaker 1: of those like Morning Zoo guys, but he's like misogynists
Speaker 1: like Morning Zoo. A kayak could talk, it would sound yes, yes,
Speaker 1: a sea do. If a sea Do was sentient, it
Speaker 1: would be this idiot and sorry, come on, well yeah
Speaker 1: that was a little don't come on, please let turn
Speaker 1: so left turn on a c into a manatee, arrested
Speaker 1: all over. So um, he's sitting there with this and
Speaker 1: by the way, the production that goes into these places
Speaker 1: like he has a whole production team. So they fly
Speaker 1: to this place and they do a whole Nathan for
Speaker 1: he was coming out. They fly into this air like
Speaker 1: so I just watched that show a lot. Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: so much goes into even before they start. He walks
Speaker 1: in the doors like they I discovered this place? Who
Speaker 1: wrote to me? He kind of talks like this, and
Speaker 1: they're looking for uh dollars and it feels like shark
Speaker 1: tank with heart exactly. Yes, so like dolphin tanks. Are
Speaker 1: dolphins have heart? Seal? Well, I don't know if they
Speaker 1: have heart. They're just they're just corny. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they have like heart, though they like to do that.
Speaker 1: You ever hear that joke, how do you how do
Speaker 1: you dolphins? Yeah, it's like trying to put in the
Speaker 1: butt or something. Yeah, it's from It's from my special.
Speaker 1: So he went. He goes to this one place and
Speaker 1: they've put I just know they put so much money
Speaker 1: into already getting there and everything. And it's a whole episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's an hour long that they devote to
Speaker 1: like one company and sometimes they split it two different
Speaker 1: companies per episode, depending on how mch footage they guess get.
Speaker 1: But he gets in and he's sitting across from this
Speaker 1: guy and this guy's like, they're just meeting for the
Speaker 1: first time and he says something about women. Like He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just you know. He was like, I listen to
Speaker 1: your radio show and I think it's a little misogynist.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, yeah, because women are holes. He
Speaker 1: says something grows about women, and Marcus just goes, well,
Speaker 1: we're done here, We're done. There's no negotiating, there was
Speaker 1: no like let's make this work done. Like the second
Speaker 1: he heard this guy was in misogynist and just said
Speaker 1: something gross. He was freaking done. And the other night
Speaker 1: my dad did the same thing. My dad told me
Speaker 1: yesterday that he went to UM. He was like hanging
Speaker 1: out with after tennis with like people that he plays
Speaker 1: tennis with. And of course my dad brought up the
Speaker 1: January six hearings and he was like, I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to watching those, and he was just trying. I know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't agree politically with everyone in his group and
Speaker 1: he knows that too, And I was just like, Dad,
Speaker 1: why would you bring that up? But because he is
Speaker 1: looking forward to get in their heads. Love dirty. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Anything about us. Love is there.
Speaker 1: I know that they do that when they hit things,
Speaker 1: you think there. I just love that t in his name.
Speaker 1: And so my dad said, up, excorry about these January
Speaker 1: six hearings. And you know, of course, one of the
Speaker 1: guys was like, that's a bunch of bullshit. It's a
Speaker 1: you know, the you know, it's a clown show and
Speaker 1: blah blah, and and he said something about like my
Speaker 1: dad told me yesterday. The guy was like, Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: is a fucking vampire, just old bitch woman. And he
Speaker 1: was like if I would have been there, I would
Speaker 1: take a ship on her desk, and or my dad
Speaker 1: say something, but what do you think about the the
Speaker 1: insurrectionists taking like smearing feces everywhere? Does that something you
Speaker 1: do you support? And they were like, well, if I
Speaker 1: was there, were taking a shift on Pelosi's desk. And
Speaker 1: my dad just got in his face and goes, well
Speaker 1: the fuck you fuck you left and almost got enough fight.
Speaker 1: It was like scary to even see my dad get
Speaker 1: that mad, like we enacted it for me and I
Speaker 1: was like, y, so is he investing or no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's fucking when you I have friends that I know
Speaker 1: don't so you know you're gonna You're not gonna get
Speaker 1: what you want. When he said I brought up to
Speaker 1: January six, and I, oh, did they change their mind?
Speaker 1: Are they on your side now? Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: Do they see things your way? I just can't help himself.
Speaker 1: And um, but he just was like then fun, like
Speaker 1: he got so mad and my dad rarely loses his temper.
Speaker 1: And he said that he was in his car just
Speaker 1: like adrenaline pumping, like he was like he wanted to
Speaker 1: like storms dress so angry that Yeah, sure, stress like
Speaker 1: your heart is racing and stuff that is not good healthy,
Speaker 1: not good, I know, like not not Yeah, maybe need
Speaker 1: me to fight? Tell you j you could always text
Speaker 1: me and all, what would be your move to fight someone? Club? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's one of the ones. Are you foreshadowing? No, baby?
Speaker 1: I mean I could throw hands. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: could really like knock someone out. It's like I can
Speaker 1: knock a lot of people out. Probably people I could
Speaker 1: beat up pretty easily, especially an old man. Yeah. What
Speaker 1: about Garrett if you would have been Peter Park? Oh,
Speaker 1: good question for the first punch. I think I could
Speaker 1: hold my own with Garrett. But he's a strong he's
Speaker 1: a big dude. How how tall is Garrett compared to you?
Speaker 1: Garrett's six three four. Yeah, he's athletic. He played college.
Speaker 1: You were right, Noah when you said he should do
Speaker 1: w w e. Oh my god, looks the part of it.
Speaker 1: If he put on another honestly, probably put on another
Speaker 1: twenty pounds of muscle and yeah, but he could. He
Speaker 1: gives the face of a villain. He looks like the
Speaker 1: die hard villain guy, right, Yeah, blondhaired dickhead. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: he is a nice guy. I like it. I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's he's an F boy, but he's he
Speaker 1: is a nice he's insane. And there's just something about
Speaker 1: the F boys I gotta say that makes me like
Speaker 1: them almost more than the nice guys, because they're honest.
Speaker 1: I just like there's someone that saying you're a piece
Speaker 1: of ship is like kind of there's something Okay, well,
Speaker 1: thanks for letting me know. Also, they get rewarded for it.
Speaker 1: Why would you stop? That's you know what I mean saying,
Speaker 1: why would they ever pick an F boy? And I
Speaker 1: was like, they were like, if the point of the
Speaker 1: game is like getting the most, like if you want
Speaker 1: to get the money, then why would you pick anough
Speaker 1: boy and like because they're attractive? Like that's that's the
Speaker 1: dilemma here is that we can't stop being attracted to
Speaker 1: guys that we know are bad for us. It's what
Speaker 1: is the allure there? But low self esteem women have
Speaker 1: most people have low self esteem. And I know he's laughing.
Speaker 1: I of how you just like went right into it
Speaker 1: self esteem. You would never want someone who didn't want you,
Speaker 1: or seem to be like not trusting or not to
Speaker 1: be trusted, or seemed like he was maybe going to
Speaker 1: have a linger, a wondering. I you would never be
Speaker 1: attracted that if you didn't feel like you actually didn't
Speaker 1: deserve love, and the thought that they could actually fuck
Speaker 1: better than a nice guy, Like does that go through
Speaker 1: your head, like, oh, he'll suck me better? Because I
Speaker 1: mean maybe it's a I don't think women are really
Speaker 1: that dead because I have known so many girls who
Speaker 1: stay with guys. I mean, we were talking this week
Speaker 1: in the girls group, and they were stories shared of
Speaker 1: of girls being in such longing pain for guys who
Speaker 1: who in retrospect, they were like they fucked terribly and
Speaker 1: they were looking to secure them. So it's a guy,
Speaker 1: girls aren't as motivated. But I'm not saying it's not
Speaker 1: every not every woman is the same, but women are
Speaker 1: not motivated by like he probably focks good like. I
Speaker 1: think that maybe those go hand in hand of like
Speaker 1: a guy who focks more is probab like good. So
Speaker 1: a guy who looks more is probably the one that's
Speaker 1: more of an F boy. But um no, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's something. And then we'll put up with terrible
Speaker 1: sex for a guy that is avoidant if they're a
Speaker 1: girl that's anxious attached. And this gets back to attachment theory.
Speaker 1: It's got a fun to play the game, Like someone
Speaker 1: was just saying, it's fun to watch dating shows and
Speaker 1: to play who what kind of attachment style do these
Speaker 1: people have? And pretty much every F boy is avoidant
Speaker 1: and most of the nice guys are anxious, and then
Speaker 1: there's this other one that's called fearful anxious. There's all
Speaker 1: like different kinds. But it was really on the show,
Speaker 1: yeah he he, Oh my god, how painful was that
Speaker 1: rap from Dwayne after Brandon tried to do one. I mean,
Speaker 1: Brandon had like a whole thing planned that he didn't
Speaker 1: need to bring everyone out into this foyer to do
Speaker 1: it like it was. He could have just done it
Speaker 1: to me, wasn't handing out CDs in Times Square like music? Yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: And then Dwayne gets up to give one, and that
Speaker 1: was I honestly think it wasn't as painful as they
Speaker 1: they edited less painful. Think it looked less because it
Speaker 1: just was so uncomfortable to watch anyone go like, well
Speaker 1: I want to do it. Sometimes I just see men
Speaker 1: become little boys, like that is a little boy thing
Speaker 1: to do, of like he's doing that, Well I'm going
Speaker 1: to do it and not being aware that, like everyone
Speaker 1: knows you're desperate right now, But sometimes they just have
Speaker 1: blinders on of like what they appear to be. Where
Speaker 1: are you guys when these parties are happening far far away? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: well there there is there. Yeah it was it was
Speaker 1: closer because the boy's house was closer. This time. They
Speaker 1: kept me me and everyone was just way farther away.
Speaker 1: So to get to the boy's house, we had to
Speaker 1: drive like fifteen minutes every day from where we were staying.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm trying to think if we ever went
Speaker 1: to one of the late night parties because the control
Speaker 1: room you can go to there's a control room right
Speaker 1: off of the um actual house at NASA. Yeah, cameber four,
Speaker 1: He's he's crying, came four rock. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: do that next season because I feel like I missed
Speaker 1: so many things that would have helped me interact with
Speaker 1: them later on if I could have just been witnessing
Speaker 1: it and not just heard it from the producers or
Speaker 1: from the girls themselves, like, um, there's things like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: there was a TV show about like the behind the
Speaker 1: scenes of The Bachelor of the Unreal Yes, that was
Speaker 1: so good. Maybe you guys it was a scripted show
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, and I hear they, um Sanders kind
Speaker 1: of thing. Yeah, and I think I think I watched
Speaker 1: like two episodes and it was before I worked behind
Speaker 1: the scenes in reality, but I remember it being very
Speaker 1: accurate and hearing from reality show producers that it was
Speaker 1: very accurate. I think the hard thing is is the
Speaker 1: Larry Sanders. It's like a behind the scenes of a
Speaker 1: scripted show, so it seems like a reality show behind it,
Speaker 1: but a reality show to then do, really, Sanders is
Speaker 1: not a scripted show. Talk shows aren't scripted more formatted, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: more formatted. I guess what I'm saying is like it
Speaker 1: counterbalances the format aspect that behind the scenes, but the
Speaker 1: scene behind the scenes of reality show is so much
Speaker 1: you learned so much about the reality shows aren't at
Speaker 1: what it looks like and in all the drama that's
Speaker 1: going behind the scenes of a reality show of like
Speaker 1: you know, I have to say, everyone that works on
Speaker 1: a reality show, just like the people that are the
Speaker 1: subjects of it, are in this like paradise where nothing
Speaker 1: else matters just as much as the main people on it,
Speaker 1: Like our lives are about what's going on with Louise
Speaker 1: Merrison Mia. You don't age when you work on those shows,
Speaker 1: like in your mind, like time it's a camp, it's
Speaker 1: summer camp for adult there's no news going on, there's
Speaker 1: no there really is nothing else going on except that world.
Speaker 1: And it's such a and you can get wrapped up
Speaker 1: in it and all you talk about is is that
Speaker 1: old And so the people that you connect the most
Speaker 1: with are the ones that also care about this world
Speaker 1: as much as you do. So it just becomes really incestuous,
Speaker 1: like just how you were and when you leave, you're
Speaker 1: just like what do I what what matters outside of this,
Speaker 1: like I forget what I do normally. It's like the
Speaker 1: movie The Beach. Did you ever see that? I never
Speaker 1: saw it with Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you think he's hot?
Speaker 1: I did when Americ Romeo and Juliet was when I
Speaker 1: was like, something's going on downstairs and I could not
Speaker 1: stop thinking about him, and like that's when I knew
Speaker 1: I wasn't gay, Yeah, because before that, all my friends
Speaker 1: like boys before I did, and I was like, what's
Speaker 1: going on, Like what's the hold up? What's happening? And
Speaker 1: it was eighth grade and I was just like I
Speaker 1: cannot stop thinking about this guy. And that scene where
Speaker 1: he puts the covers over his head and he's like
Speaker 1: like they're oh my god. He is he back in
Speaker 1: the day though, like if you were a lesbian, he
Speaker 1: would be just the side of like he looked like
Speaker 1: a female. Yeah. He was a boy still then too,
Speaker 1: and I was eight, but there was just something about
Speaker 1: like I and then Tantanic too was just like that
Speaker 1: one two punch of Leo was like I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 1: I was so into him and became quote unquote boy crazy. Today,
Speaker 1: I went to this voice lesson teacher for the Alexander Technique,
Speaker 1: which is the thing that I'm doing now. And it
Speaker 1: was out in the suburbs, out where, far away from us,
Speaker 1: and she was talking about there's all these like she
Speaker 1: was like, there's all these kids in my neighborhood and
Speaker 1: they're slowly becoming teenagers and it's like it's gonna change.
Speaker 1: They're cute now, but like there's hordes of kids that
Speaker 1: are all born around the same time. They're gonna become
Speaker 1: teen soon. She was like, the other day, I saw
Speaker 1: one of the boys flip his hair in that way
Speaker 1: that like that like that flip that she was like.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, that hair flip. That
Speaker 1: is like the first moment you as a young girl go.
Speaker 1: I think I just swooned. I don't, I've never heard
Speaker 1: of I've heard of swooning before, but I think I
Speaker 1: just did because his hair. Just like I remember being
Speaker 1: obsessed with Kent adams ankles in class and just looking
Speaker 1: at his ankles and being like, I love him. I mean,
Speaker 1: the first girl that got tits When you were younger,
Speaker 1: it was bananas for guys. Every guy would be like,
Speaker 1: did you hear Tiffany and the gay guys were like
Speaker 1: pretending to be into it. Well that's what I kind
Speaker 1: of pretended for a while with my friends, like for
Speaker 1: a year, because they were two boys, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, it wasn't there yet. Well you didn't hit
Speaker 1: puberty till late. Yeah, maybe that's probably very late. Pubes. Um,
Speaker 1: let's get let's take a quick break, and we'll come
Speaker 1: back with more after this. Sally, Alright, we're back. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to the show. Um, yeah, we're talking about f
Speaker 1: Boy Island. You met Rob Reiner. You're talking about that.
Speaker 1: I put on my story. I think my story. I
Speaker 1: put it on. He's a legend. He looks a lout
Speaker 1: like my dad. But he's why is that? I don't know,
Speaker 1: aging Jews with ballad like your dad? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna look like. Did you look like
Speaker 1: did your dad look like you at this point in
Speaker 1: your life? Yeah? I have a little my mom and me.
Speaker 1: But I'm the older I get the more, I'm just
Speaker 1: turning a picture of your dad at your age. You
Speaker 1: must have been like a baby, you know. I probably
Speaker 1: have a picture. Um, yeah, he was. I met Rob
Speaker 1: Brighter because I did. They're doing a documentary that Rob
Speaker 1: Reiner is producing, um, and so I was asked to
Speaker 1: be a part of that, and so I um. I
Speaker 1: met him. It was funny because it was right after
Speaker 1: Seth Meyers. It was booked like I do, Seth Meyers
Speaker 1: at three and then Rob Reiner at four fifteen, So
Speaker 1: it was like right after I finished Seth, I packed up,
Speaker 1: got in the car, went back to my hotel and
Speaker 1: they actually were there shooting at my hotel because I
Speaker 1: was staying there, which is very nice. So they were
Speaker 1: in a different room and the documentaries about it too early.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like, I feel like I don't
Speaker 1: know if he wants to say that, so I won't
Speaker 1: say it. But I've talked about it. D it's about
Speaker 1: what's your dad's name? Again? No it's not. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: I know your dad's name. Fucking Dr Collins. What does
Speaker 1: ED not ed? That's my dad's name. Goddamn it. We
Speaker 1: give me a hint. It's no, it's not, is it?
Speaker 1: It's Alan. I would have never gotten. I would have
Speaker 1: never got. Okay, Um, so I yes, So I went
Speaker 1: right to from Seth Meyers to do that, and we
Speaker 1: pull up to my hotel and my publicist text who's
Speaker 1: waiting there for me? She texted me, um, there's someone
Speaker 1: here who wants to meet you, who's coming out of
Speaker 1: the interview before you. So like they're doing a documentary,
Speaker 1: so they're just stacking their interviews. And Neil de gross
Speaker 1: Tyson wanted to meet me until he was waiting after
Speaker 1: his interview so that we would cross paths, and so
Speaker 1: I got to meet him on the sidewalk. Love of science.
Speaker 1: He knows about my appreciation for the meta meta verse
Speaker 1: about when he's the cosmos. Um uh, he was. He's
Speaker 1: so flirty with you because he's because my boyfriend was
Speaker 1: Christmas with me and I had Chris film me. I'm
Speaker 1: like filmy walking up to meet him, and so Chris
Speaker 1: was filming, and I immediately was like, my boy is okay,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend films. So he was really he was flirty
Speaker 1: with both of us, kind of like and he was
Speaker 1: saying like how great I looked. He was like this
Speaker 1: pink outfit like I was, yes, exactly, but he was
Speaker 1: really nice and like scientists are. It's so funny when
Speaker 1: someone is so smart and so you think much more
Speaker 1: like obviously more intelligent than me, but has an admiration
Speaker 1: for what I do. You know, like athletes even like
Speaker 1: look at what I do. You know, musicians look at
Speaker 1: what we do and are like, God, I wish And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you are John Mayer like what why
Speaker 1: do you appreciate comedy? We're just like saying things like
Speaker 1: I don't think he does start talk anymore. But um
Speaker 1: he had a podcast where he brought on comedians and
Speaker 1: they talked about science and all that, like he he
Speaker 1: loves well. He had me to shoot a video where
Speaker 1: I asked him a question. He forgot to do it.
Speaker 1: Then he ran back in the lobby was like can
Speaker 1: you do this really quick? And so he like I
Speaker 1: held the phone and was like, Neil, tell me, like
Speaker 1: what what a question about the about space or whatever
Speaker 1: that I wanted to know? And I just said, is
Speaker 1: love real? Yeah? Like what is love? Well? I guess
Speaker 1: he's going to answer it separately, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But like what is love to a nerve whatever? That
Speaker 1: rocket scientist? You know, like, what is what is it?
Speaker 1: Why do we I mean, obviously we have it because
Speaker 1: we're human beings that need to be taken care of
Speaker 1: by other human beings. So when you love someone you
Speaker 1: want to take care of it. So it's all it
Speaker 1: necessitates that, but um, what is it physical? Look at
Speaker 1: the looks at the universe. He understands how small we are,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure that's got to affect your you're feeling
Speaker 1: of how insignificant you are, and then how insignificant in
Speaker 1: love will be like the idea of Dana Carvey had
Speaker 1: a great bit about Bill Gates being on Jeffrey Epstein's
Speaker 1: plane in the island and how like what a nerd
Speaker 1: he was to Like what would he talk to a
Speaker 1: twenty year old about or like, well, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: probably fourteen year old about, like what does what how
Speaker 1: would he like flirt? Like hey, ladies, Like whenever you
Speaker 1: see like these really intelligent, like older men who have
Speaker 1: like you know, these moguls of business and tech or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then they're like talking to strippers, I'm always just like,
Speaker 1: what's going on in that convo? I would love to hear?
Speaker 1: And he did. He was so data was so funny
Speaker 1: talking about that, and like how Bill Clinton like what
Speaker 1: he would say to these girls, like what do these
Speaker 1: like brilliant men who are just they don't say I
Speaker 1: don't think Ultimately, I don't think it gets in depth.
Speaker 1: I think it's more like their horny brain turns on
Speaker 1: and like you said, when a guy gets horny, he
Speaker 1: gets stupid. Yeah, so I'm sure you're just like her hair.
Speaker 1: So I can make fun of them because like they're
Speaker 1: so powerful. That's what I Yeah, that's what I love about.
Speaker 1: When powerful men get horny, they just get stupid and
Speaker 1: you just go, oh, that's why, like I just they
Speaker 1: probably don't try to. I wouldn't. I would assume that
Speaker 1: they probably don't try to impress the girl by showing
Speaker 1: their intelligence. It's more like showing your wealth and showing
Speaker 1: your power. I mean maybe they do. Maybe they get
Speaker 1: into like, hey, you want to see my new fucking
Speaker 1: Microsoft fucking photoshop. Yeah whatever, you know, you want to
Speaker 1: see how good XL is now right now I'm looking
Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, I can so put in year old
Speaker 1: body on you. Such a dork. He's such a did
Speaker 1: you see those photos of him? He's such a fuck,
Speaker 1: do you? I know? It's it makes me like agree
Speaker 1: that I love dweebs, like be yourself, love what you love.
Speaker 1: But he's kid, he's trying so hard to because he's
Speaker 1: not even embracing his dumb He's trying to be accepted
Speaker 1: by Kanye and Kim and even you know the what
Speaker 1: that Anna Wintour like him just trying to hobnob with
Speaker 1: celebrities is so gross to me. It's like, go solve
Speaker 1: climate change. Stop trying to go to the Met Gala.
Speaker 1: You fucking loser like this. You you have too big
Speaker 1: of a brain and you're in too capable of doing
Speaker 1: amazing things to waste your time at the Met Gala.
Speaker 1: It makes me that's all it is all, It's all
Speaker 1: it is. Jeff Bezos. Did you see him when he
Speaker 1: first started Amazon? He was like this baldy and little
Speaker 1: guy and now he's dr evil with a twelve pack,
Speaker 1: and he wants all women and they want to be
Speaker 1: stars and celebrity. They want to be celebrity athletes kind
Speaker 1: of ship because they've always been smart. I want to
Speaker 1: be for ones with athletes, or because they were picked
Speaker 1: on in high school there don't look to nern with
Speaker 1: the calculators, smart enough to know that those pursuits are
Speaker 1: so stupid, Like that's what I want from that. That's
Speaker 1: that's the problem is Maybe that's more from them, Maybe
Speaker 1: like dumb and smart. They end up intersecting at some
Speaker 1: point like they're so smart that they don't even have
Speaker 1: to think about how smart they are, so they might
Speaker 1: they want to be cool like a dumb guy. You
Speaker 1: always want what you can't have, Like comedians want to be,
Speaker 1: musicians just want to be You want to be school
Speaker 1: quarterback Joni Mitchell after mannerism, Um, No, what were you
Speaker 1: about to say about? Well? I was going to ask,
Speaker 1: like with the Elon Musk thing, he's so much smarter
Speaker 1: than like a typical person, or you know, like what
Speaker 1: if his strive to connect with celebrities or whatever. What
Speaker 1: if it's like an idea that we don't even right,
Speaker 1: that we can't even have a thought about because our
Speaker 1: brains are not I know, Yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 1: it's it's it's what nerd. It's like the nerd getting
Speaker 1: invited to like the high school party. You know what
Speaker 1: it's like, as can't hardly wait when that guy the
Speaker 1: nerd gets to go to the party and he's best
Speaker 1: friends with Mike Dexter, who's kind of ostracized because Amanda
Speaker 1: broke up with him. Where he broke up with Amanda
Speaker 1: and then that nerd is like, finally, he's so smart
Speaker 1: and such a cool like kid, um, but like not
Speaker 1: a cool kid, but like it's just an interesting person
Speaker 1: that has like interest in hobbies and be smart and
Speaker 1: suddenly gets sucked into being popular at this party and
Speaker 1: he drinks the beer and he's like, I can't feel
Speaker 1: my legs. I can't feel my Everyone's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a nerd that's parting with us. This is your one night.
Speaker 1: We'll let you in. That's what it feels like. It's
Speaker 1: like you're letting us all down. Like, yes, you're nerd, fine,
Speaker 1: go to things and have fun. Obama does it perfectly.
Speaker 1: I feel like because Obama is a nerd, but he's cool.
Speaker 1: Obviously he's the coolest guy ever. But he never fell
Speaker 1: too hard into like partying with Kanye and partying with Bono,
Speaker 1: like he's friends with them. He does a podcast with
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen, but he's he still knows what he is,
Speaker 1: which is a politician and a person that's supposed to
Speaker 1: bring people together, and you know, is about something more
Speaker 1: than do you get away with things because you have
Speaker 1: that cool fact to the like go to the cool things,
Speaker 1: have your fun, but don't seek it out and be
Speaker 1: so desperate. And I don't think I ever got desperation
Speaker 1: from Obama, even though he does, you know, rub elbows
Speaker 1: with the glitterati. I just don't see a desperation in it,
Speaker 1: he I think. But you could get away with things
Speaker 1: one video of him, you know what I mean, though,
Speaker 1: Like Elon can't get away with it because he's just look,
Speaker 1: he looks like a computer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like if Obama looks like a like a cool fucking football,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like he looks you
Speaker 1: can get away. He had better style. Probably he could
Speaker 1: be at He's had nine kids with like fifteen women.
Speaker 1: Somehow it's math Neil de Grass Tommy um so if
Speaker 1: you're poor and you have like ten kids with twelve
Speaker 1: different women, you're seen by society. Is such a piece.
Speaker 1: And he's spun in a way where he's saving the
Speaker 1: planet like Nick Cannon. He's like, look, if I come
Speaker 1: in you, we could live on Mars. Like yeah, I
Speaker 1: would definitely be trying to get knocked up by Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: If I think about it, you and your kids are
Speaker 1: going to be He's the number one guy to be
Speaker 1: friends with if you want to survive. Whatever the funk
Speaker 1: is going to befall us like, he's him and Bezos
Speaker 1: are the ones to know. Why do I see it though?
Speaker 1: It's him, Bezos and fifteen hot women and every the
Speaker 1: rest of society can burn. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I can see them on Mars. That's what we pursue
Speaker 1: is is those are the guys that are smart and
Speaker 1: are able to get all the money, And then what
Speaker 1: do they want the money for? So they can fuck
Speaker 1: hot women? They flew to space. That's not for fucking us,
Speaker 1: that's not for that's for them to show that we
Speaker 1: got I got the space. Yes, they're not doing it
Speaker 1: because one day we'll have space exploration. They're doing it
Speaker 1: because they could explore more pussy. It's really and someone
Speaker 1: there was a Reddit question the other day about like
Speaker 1: why do poor people have the most kids? Like wouldn't
Speaker 1: if you were poor, like have less kids? And it's
Speaker 1: about that. Someone said that it's um because then you
Speaker 1: have more people to raise money for your family, more
Speaker 1: people that can work. Well, then there's government subsidies that
Speaker 1: you get for kids, and lack of education in those communities,
Speaker 1: so happiness for some families unhappiness if you if you
Speaker 1: keep having kids, you you're also distracted by the poverty
Speaker 1: you're living in because if you're having a baby, there's like,
Speaker 1: oh there's something to look forward to. Like that's what
Speaker 1: people do, is like they always want, You want them,
Speaker 1: you want more, and you want the next thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for women who they all they
Speaker 1: want to do is be moms and then their kids
Speaker 1: like grow up and then they're like waiting on those
Speaker 1: grandkids and they're not in control of it anymore. They can't.
Speaker 1: And some women aren't in control of even having their
Speaker 1: you know, they'll push it though, oh yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but they don't. They don't know. And I'm kind of
Speaker 1: like that too, like I don't know what else I
Speaker 1: want after No, not at all. They have my mom.
Speaker 1: I think one time I was like, are you going
Speaker 1: to freeze? Your ex? Didn't have three kids, they'd pressure
Speaker 1: you more. Sometimes I think about that if my brothers
Speaker 1: didn't have kids, would you ever get it from because
Speaker 1: you don't get pressure either. No, they don't even I
Speaker 1: don't even think they want me to. Yeah, no, my
Speaker 1: mom will bring up something like you know and I
Speaker 1: have another ring or I have, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, um, yeah, I'm so glad my parents
Speaker 1: never have done that. My mom mentioned once about me
Speaker 1: freezing my eggs and it was so interesting to talk.
Speaker 1: We have a friend that is going through like fertility
Speaker 1: stuff and is getting all the information about it. She
Speaker 1: found out that at the age of thirty eight, on average,
Speaker 1: if you're a woman at the age of thirty eight
Speaker 1: with like a healthy, like on average, your chance of
Speaker 1: getting pregnant on the day your most fertile, if you
Speaker 1: get all the common you and like everything is working,
Speaker 1: what do you think the percentages of that on the
Speaker 1: most fertile day of the of her month of her
Speaker 1: cycle that she has her eggs have dropped and they
Speaker 1: are ready to be confirmed. What do you think is
Speaker 1: the chances she'll get pregnant? So what am I ever
Speaker 1: you ever not getting comed in for? If that's a chance,
Speaker 1: that three percent chance on the one day on most furtile,
Speaker 1: Why would I even worry about on a day when
Speaker 1: I know I'm not even close to ovulating because I
Speaker 1: track it on my app? Why am I? Why are
Speaker 1: we pulling out? And I say we as a not
Speaker 1: me and my partner, but like as women as a society. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I like the feeling of becun pretend is a lot
Speaker 1: harder than anyone makes it out to be because we
Speaker 1: see so many people getting accidentally pregnant, and that's when
Speaker 1: these that's when you're in your twenties, but like in
Speaker 1: your thirties, it's so hard. I feel like I should
Speaker 1: get a reward for being older and now I get
Speaker 1: to get comed in. But but men don't know this,
Speaker 1: so they're they're terrified, and they should be like you,
Speaker 1: even if even if there's a three percentage I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I checked. I track my cycle, and I know when
Speaker 1: I'm opulating because I'm just hotter and I'm getting more.
Speaker 1: I just and I know what my discharges like on
Speaker 1: my opulating. I'm pretty positive when I'm opulating. So why
Speaker 1: do I need to use protection on any other day?
Speaker 1: Or like the pull up method? I don't know, I
Speaker 1: would hold. Maybe you print out these stats and put
Speaker 1: them on your forehead when you're having sex, you know.
Speaker 1: Swift poster a chart that's a good point under my
Speaker 1: tailor Swift posters. There's also a proclamation from just the Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even just saying it for my Me
Speaker 1: and my partner do not want kids, and do not
Speaker 1: would not like that to happen, and do not want
Speaker 1: to have to ever do anything, uh where we'd have
Speaker 1: to go to a different state, you know, obviously because
Speaker 1: I live in Missouri, but we don't. That's not that's
Speaker 1: not the thing. We don't want to get pregnant. But
Speaker 1: with a three percent chance on the day that i'm
Speaker 1: most if i'm I'm on a day when i'm not,
Speaker 1: there's no freaking chance. And maybe someone could write me
Speaker 1: and tell me different. But I think there is something
Speaker 1: less satisfying about sexual intercourse when you do not have
Speaker 1: the full thing, like there's something, there's a reason. It
Speaker 1: feels good to have it all end up in you,
Speaker 1: and when it's not in you, it does it feels
Speaker 1: a little bit like you are not getting to eat
Speaker 1: the last third of your the food that you like,
Speaker 1: like you can. You can. You're probably full from two
Speaker 1: thirds of it because we already have too many, too
Speaker 1: big of servings in America. So it's probably good to
Speaker 1: but man, I would like to, Yes, sometimes you want to.
Speaker 1: It just feels like there's something missing. And I don't
Speaker 1: think men understand that because probably men you feel it too.
Speaker 1: It would be a little bit more gratifying for you
Speaker 1: as well if it was sin. Yeah, I think there's something.
Speaker 1: Probably it's something biological, like if you stay in me,
Speaker 1: that means you love me so much that even if
Speaker 1: we have a kid, you'll still be with Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe there's something like subconsciously. Well, there's breeding fetishes.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of that. Yeah, it's people that are
Speaker 1: have a breeding fetish. It's like they just want to
Speaker 1: get pregnant, like they want to they want to talk
Speaker 1: about getting pregnant. They don't even a lot of people
Speaker 1: that have breeding fetishes don't really actually want kids, but
Speaker 1: they love Their kick is to talk about getting pregnant
Speaker 1: and getting a bunch of semen in you and like
Speaker 1: getting What about the porn category where it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like secretly coming in her, where they take the condom
Speaker 1: off and come in the girl. Yeah, like n C
Speaker 1: it's called non consensual consent and CC. Yes, yes, so
Speaker 1: consensual non consent c n C C n C which
Speaker 1: is Chris Chris's uh actual initials, Christoper Nolan Conby. But
Speaker 1: C n C is a consensual non consent um which
Speaker 1: is kind of that same thing too. I've been watching
Speaker 1: a lot of like and I think I talked about
Speaker 1: it before, but like doctors, like gynecological exams where the
Speaker 1: girls like, why do you need to put your mouth
Speaker 1: on it? And he's like, oh, this is just a
Speaker 1: new thing what we're doing. Like I like that, like
Speaker 1: sneaky p I type in PERV doctor sometimes because I
Speaker 1: want to see women being stupidly taken advantage of. Do
Speaker 1: I want them to happen to me? No? Do I
Speaker 1: want to tap into any woman? No? Do I like
Speaker 1: imagine I'm like kneel Yeah, I who feel so small
Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, it's weird. I know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I know I love like a son right now? Wait
Speaker 1: so yeah, so why right now? I've gotten into so
Speaker 1: you know when when you watch porn and they start
Speaker 1: going like, well, we've noticed a lot of your videos
Speaker 1: include this, maybe you'll check out this thing, this new
Speaker 1: thing that I like his age gap and I know
Speaker 1: you're probably into that, but like it's old men with
Speaker 1: like girls they don't deserve and like the girl being
Speaker 1: kind of disgusted by it. Why would I like that?
Speaker 1: I remember a friend of mine being super into that
Speaker 1: and thinking it was so weird a girlfriend of mine,
Speaker 1: And now I totally get it. And now I'm into
Speaker 1: like watching old men because I like that the old
Speaker 1: men are like, yes, like this is the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 1: It's almost like when an old man gets like the
Speaker 1: car he's thrown to him to, like a car that
Speaker 1: he doesn't know is his, where they're just like about
Speaker 1: to start crying and they start thinking about their war
Speaker 1: buddies and all the mistakes they've made in life. And Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's just something about old men being like this is
Speaker 1: the and this girl just being like god Like, there's
Speaker 1: something about like when you get laid and as a
Speaker 1: guy for the first time, you're like pussy, and then
Speaker 1: you have to wait years later to be like pussy
Speaker 1: to be excited about it again. Well, I don't like
Speaker 1: it the opposite. I don't like it when it's an
Speaker 1: older woman being like I'm giving I'm going to have
Speaker 1: sex the younger guy. I don't like that age gap.
Speaker 1: For me. It has to be like even though I'm
Speaker 1: not a young woman, I can't even put myself in
Speaker 1: her shoes. It's almost like, I why would I like that?
Speaker 1: Then I've been seeing step Mom catch steps on jerking
Speaker 1: off and then she like enters the room and and
Speaker 1: then does she tell him like, oh, let me show
Speaker 1: you how to do it? Is that part of it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also it's also weird. I want to know about
Speaker 1: more weird kings that people have because they're so fascinating.
Speaker 1: And I have no problem. Anyone could say they have
Speaker 1: a kink about literally anything to me, and I would
Speaker 1: as long as it was like not something that they
Speaker 1: actually want to act on. If we're getting into like
Speaker 1: non consense stuff, I have no problem with it. And
Speaker 1: I think I could probably handle anything anyone was into.
Speaker 1: But there was some Reddit question the other day about like,
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest kink you know about? And I think
Speaker 1: it comes down to like a lot of poop stuff,
Speaker 1: which brings us back to the poop flavor of yogurt
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Alright. No, this this is a story
Speaker 1: submitted by c n C during a month's long Yeah
Speaker 1: he submitted story to our podcast, Yes through you what really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Come on, you'll you'll remember this because I think you're
Speaker 1: gonna love it. During a month's long investigation of human trafficking,
Speaker 1: undercover cops went to massage parlors, took their pants off
Speaker 1: and allowed themselves to be fondled eight different times. Okay,
Speaker 1: the undercover cops said, um So police arrested thirteen people.
Speaker 1: After two officers went undercover and got completely new in Flagstaff, Arizona,
Speaker 1: and the cops said, I didn't know where to stop it.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, do you want me to take
Speaker 1: them off his pants? So she was like, well, your
Speaker 1: comfort if you want them off where you don't want
Speaker 1: oil on them. There was kind of some confusion on that,
Speaker 1: so I ended up taking them off because that's what
Speaker 1: I felt like the suggestion was from her. Uh. He
Speaker 1: went on to explain that he tried to minimize the
Speaker 1: amount of time the massage parlor employee was fondling his
Speaker 1: exposed genitals. As soon as I got aroused, I immediately
Speaker 1: started asking about the money and how much, and like
Speaker 1: I said, I've never done one of these, so I
Speaker 1: was fairly nervous, and I didn't know where to stop it.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to stop it quickly. So as
Speaker 1: soon as it got indecent, he wanted to stop it
Speaker 1: and arresting yes. However, police reports revealed the officer allowed
Speaker 1: different women to touch him seven more times over the
Speaker 1: next forty eight hours. He was just investigated. He was
Speaker 1: just doing a thorough investigation. He was picking up where
Speaker 1: the Uvaldi cups left off, and he was saying, I'm
Speaker 1: actually gonna be um. I mean, this is insane um.
Speaker 1: And is he being charged with anything because he did too?
Speaker 1: Did um? I didn't, it's not in the article. It's
Speaker 1: so sad when these women get arrested at these places
Speaker 1: like they're doing anything wrong. They're always trafficked, and then
Speaker 1: even the people that are trafficking them are probably trafficked.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like such a it's it's so
Speaker 1: sad when hookers get arrested like they're doing something illegal
Speaker 1: and the john's even them, like I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: We have to discourage it because it does lead to
Speaker 1: traffic being you know, sex fine, like eventually you have
Speaker 1: no problems with sex work works. Human trafficking is against
Speaker 1: people's will like they they're pretty much. But if it
Speaker 1: were legal, we wouldn't have to have trafficking as much.
Speaker 1: But then but we live in too Christian of a
Speaker 1: nation to ever legalize sex work. I think, you know accepted.
Speaker 1: Why isn't vegue it's okay? Is it? Yeah? Prostitutions there
Speaker 1: I think in the counties around How did it pass there?
Speaker 1: How is that the one place in New Orleans California
Speaker 1: and in Vegas, in California or like it's not it's
Speaker 1: not like a crime. All I know is I'd love
Speaker 1: to see this guy's report. He's like so after the
Speaker 1: fifth time, I just didn't know how in the world
Speaker 1: is this guy coming that much too? I mean, he
Speaker 1: didn't go eight times in one day he did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like seven times forty eight hours time. Oh
Speaker 1: maybe he wanted to get more women kept forgetting his sunglasses. Um,
Speaker 1: yeah maybe, but like also that's a young I feel
Speaker 1: bad for the seven woman in her hand must be exhausted.
Speaker 1: I mean, I we were talking about this this weekend,
Speaker 1: actually about these like my friend actually got assaulted in
Speaker 1: China when she went and got up a massage there
Speaker 1: and the woman like stuck up finger upper us and uh,
Speaker 1: she like couldn't believe it was happening and totally froze.
Speaker 1: This is someone who's very like outspoken and like plays
Speaker 1: by her own rules and like of course, and I
Speaker 1: have another friend who got her asshole fingered during a
Speaker 1: massage while she was in Santa Monica, like a nice
Speaker 1: massage parlor. Also another girl who has gotten into bar
Speaker 1: fights before because the girl looked at her boyfriend the
Speaker 1: wrong way, like this girls scrappy as fuck. And yet
Speaker 1: when you are penetrated, you know, digitally, in the middle
Speaker 1: of a massage, you just you freeze. And they she
Speaker 1: were even after the fact, wasn't able to even like
Speaker 1: go confront anyone or call like it's such a problem.
Speaker 1: But I think that so many men. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my friends this weekend about massage parlors and I
Speaker 1: was like, all y'all's boyfriends have probably been to it
Speaker 1: or considered it, or like people you know have been
Speaker 1: to it because it's so much more ubiquitous. Somebody it's
Speaker 1: ever gone to a bachelor party has partaken in something
Speaker 1: that you don't want to know about. And but the
Speaker 1: massage parlors what a great thing to be able to
Speaker 1: cheat on your girlfriend and get a hand job from
Speaker 1: another woman without really feeling like you did anything wrong
Speaker 1: because there's never an exchange of like, give me a
Speaker 1: hand job, I want a hand job. There she touches
Speaker 1: it and they're all Your consent is that you didn't
Speaker 1: move and you kind of like didn't go no stop,
Speaker 1: And so you you feel good about yourself because you
Speaker 1: didn't ask for it. This woman just did it to you.
Speaker 1: You just didn't stop it. So it's almost like lying
Speaker 1: by omission, where men can cheat and not feel this
Speaker 1: overwhelming guilt that they've cheated on you because they didn't
Speaker 1: ask for it. They didn't take their penis and like
Speaker 1: put it in the woman's face. They didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: There's just like they are rubbing their leg and then
Speaker 1: their hand touches it, and then the woman knows, Oh,
Speaker 1: he didn't move it once I stroked it, so I'll
Speaker 1: stroke it a little bit more. Oh, he still didn't move,
Speaker 1: And so the guy can then come and feel like
Speaker 1: he did nothing the whole time. Found this place online
Speaker 1: and it's down in an alley, but he doesn't know
Speaker 1: how he got there. Oh it's it was totally by say,
Speaker 1: was recommended by a friend. It was be totally fine.
Speaker 1: It was underneath down down the street. A little bit
Speaker 1: envy standing for never something I thought we were going
Speaker 1: to get there. Another thing from this weekend that made
Speaker 1: me interested in this article. Um was a throwback to
Speaker 1: like drinks and food that we used to eat as kids.
Speaker 1: Contact Yes, no more taco taco. I've heard this in
Speaker 1: the news so much. No more taco taco those. So
Speaker 1: in the article they showed other stuff from our childhood,
Speaker 1: so I think it was I can't remember if it
Speaker 1: was Hollow or Taylor. She brought up um orbits drinks.
Speaker 1: Do you remember, like you had those like little bubbles
Speaker 1: in them? Oh? Yeah, they were like okay, so they
Speaker 1: were shaped like Miller lights or like almost like michelob
Speaker 1: ultras like the bottle and they had little floating little
Speaker 1: tapiolo and purple like balls of like gelatin, but they
Speaker 1: were suspended in the middle of the drink so all
Speaker 1: over it, so it looks like a polka dotted drink.
Speaker 1: And they were so cool. I don't think they tasted good.
Speaker 1: Thinking about those sugar drinks where you rip off the
Speaker 1: Topez squeezees were so freaking delicious. Plastic after that, plastics.
Speaker 1: I love those plastic things too. Did you like jawbreaking
Speaker 1: giant jawbreakers? Because my tongue would believe, Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be too much for me, and you couldn't eat it
Speaker 1: as fast as I wanted to, like they just I
Speaker 1: was like, what am I fucking Buddhist monk with this thing?
Speaker 1: Like give me to the center. Remember dunk a ruse?
Speaker 1: Those aren't around? Yeah, they saw someone stealing those one time,
Speaker 1: This first time I ever witnessed someone shoplifting at a target,
Speaker 1: and I saw a kid who was probably just you know,
Speaker 1: food insecure, was probably like hungry and like snukim and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I couldn't believe I witnessed someone
Speaker 1: like stealing dunk ruse tailor. No dunk rooms are still around.
Speaker 1: I believe I saw them recently. I love they're gone.
Speaker 1: So really, what about the nostalgic Like those cheese sticks
Speaker 1: that used to come in like little breadsticks that you
Speaker 1: would dunk into the cheese and you peel back into
Speaker 1: the red stick. The red stick. No, I don't like
Speaker 1: those because you would paint the cracker, But like the
Speaker 1: ones that were almost breadsticks that were like cylindrical and
Speaker 1: then you diplomatic. Nat is now king man. There's a
Speaker 1: subreddit called nostalgia, and if you were a child from
Speaker 1: the eighties that was born in the eighties, go to
Speaker 1: subredd at nostalgia and just scroll. You will get whipped
Speaker 1: in the fucking face with so many things you have
Speaker 1: not thought of or seen since your child of the
Speaker 1: nineties too, I promise you will have a blast. My
Speaker 1: sister and I just sometimes we go on subred ait
Speaker 1: nostalgia and we'll just send each other things because it's
Speaker 1: so fun. Dip is still around, I believe man, I
Speaker 1: could taste it right now. It's making my mouth water
Speaker 1: and kind of I didn't like when you would get
Speaker 1: like you would lick the stick and then you put
Speaker 1: it in and it would get that powder would get
Speaker 1: almost too like cottony. It would kind of like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the stick. The stick was thet part. I
Speaker 1: tried to stick sometimes that the powder would be too much.
Speaker 1: It would just be like chalky chalk in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. So many things that weren't food
Speaker 1: growing up, we had no idea. Just gushers, Well, gushers
Speaker 1: are to squeeze it's of food. I feel like squeeze
Speaker 1: it's were so delicious and I love the animation from
Speaker 1: the cartoons on like the squeeze it face would be like, whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: squeeze the fun out of it was their tagline, Squeeze
Speaker 1: the fun out of it? Um watering. I pop I
Speaker 1: could eat, but the taco taco okay. So if you
Speaker 1: were going to a you know, dan to d d
Speaker 1: ice cream Truckee. What would you get? I posted on
Speaker 1: my Instagram recently because they had the whole menu up
Speaker 1: on Nostalgia from and it was like, what would you choose?
Speaker 1: And I have times I just go simple, the ice
Speaker 1: cream sandwich. I think it's simple and you know what
Speaker 1: you're getting and it lasts awhile. If you like the
Speaker 1: Chaco taco, I always felt like it was too much
Speaker 1: of a not kid thing. It felt like it was
Speaker 1: like for adults. Never I've never had one. I'm sad now.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I think there. I think this is And
Speaker 1: Chris brought this up on his radio show today and
Speaker 1: I was listening. It might be a ploy to like
Speaker 1: get it back, to get people to fight for it,
Speaker 1: and so when they bring it back, there will be
Speaker 1: this like burst of sales. So like sometimes they talk
Speaker 1: about things going away, so that pizza taco bell came back, Yes,
Speaker 1: and apparently that's gone again, like it's out of it's out,
Speaker 1: it's discontinued everywhere. Um, but if I loved what about
Speaker 1: flint Stone's push pops? Yes, like hit them on the
Speaker 1: counter so you can make them go up and when
Speaker 1: they stick the and the orange flavor check. Then somebody sticks,
Speaker 1: even Capri sons. I would stab it like I was
Speaker 1: like African Sarah Sahara or the bottom people did the
Speaker 1: bottom let the bottom of that Florida things get weird?
Speaker 1: Understood why those were so difficult for some children to operate.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like the milk carton sometimes
Speaker 1: if you didn't have if you bait your nails, very
Speaker 1: tough to get in there, that last little piece of
Speaker 1: paper you couldn't get off the milk carton. Man, I'm nostalgic.
Speaker 1: Chocolate milk, chocolate milk, yeah you who? Or chocolate never
Speaker 1: did you who? My parents never let me have a
Speaker 1: weird taste cereals. I mean, if we're going to nostalgia,
Speaker 1: I mean I could do this is my favorite charms,
Speaker 1: just like lucky charms. I know those are still around
Speaker 1: in those tricks. Cookie crisp never such a kid thing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I always wanted it, but it was just too indulge.
Speaker 1: I think that's what the Chaco taco is. Oh really,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. I think Chaco tacos too rich
Speaker 1: to like. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's like
Speaker 1: a specific like the ice cream sandwich, a strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1: Chris told me when he when I showed him the
Speaker 1: ice cream truck thing, that he would have picked the baseball. Mit,
Speaker 1: do you remember those baseballments that had a gunball baseball
Speaker 1: in the middle of I am to find those to
Speaker 1: buy for him. So if anyone has a hook up
Speaker 1: for those, because I think they're only sold in like
Speaker 1: mass quantities, if someone could buy one and then send
Speaker 1: it to me, I would I would love you so
Speaker 1: much because I think that would be a really good gift.
Speaker 1: His dad owns an ice cream truck. Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. That is a strong all Right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll come back with Andrew's
Speaker 1: short story Circles segment right after this. Alright, we're back
Speaker 1: and it's Wednesday, so it's our wild Card Wednesday. Um,
Speaker 1: we do different segments this day. Today's segment is Andrews
Speaker 1: a sink short story Circles segment. I want to punch
Speaker 1: that guy. I don't know what it is, perfectly, is
Speaker 1: he too chipper? By the way, flooding, everyone thinks we're dying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you to every bust wrote and
Speaker 1: was like, are you guys okay? Yeah, we're okay, but
Speaker 1: like it has been flooding like crazy apparently. I mean,
Speaker 1: we got twelve inches of rain two days ago and
Speaker 1: the record for St. Louis is six or it was like, um,
Speaker 1: we got seven inches, which was of all summer and
Speaker 1: one day or something like that. Yeah, and I it's
Speaker 1: it's insane that my parents cabin isn't flooded. They were like,
Speaker 1: it just didn't didn't rain south of them, so we
Speaker 1: didn't get it. And I'm like, you're gonna get it, Like,
Speaker 1: just say goodbye to that cabin now because it's coming.
Speaker 1: I mean twelve the record was eight inches and we
Speaker 1: got twelve. That's insane. Picture. Oh brother, where are now
Speaker 1: seen when it floods and they are seen it? I
Speaker 1: feel like you love that James River Blues. What's that
Speaker 1: song that's on the brother out. There's sometack that everyone loved.
Speaker 1: I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow by Bob Dylan. I
Speaker 1: think everything. I mean, he wrote My Milkshake Brings All
Speaker 1: the boys did the original. Okay, what story you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell today? Um, this is a current not current, but
Speaker 1: very recent. I usually do like an old school one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it funny like news stories because you compare them
Speaker 1: to like fighting Little John. You don't. Sometimes I overlook stories.
Speaker 1: I don't ever tell them to people know they're great stories,
Speaker 1: news stories. So this is uh. I was on the
Speaker 1: golf course with my buddy. Jordan's who you've met. He's
Speaker 1: like six five. He's from New Orleans. Lightning. I'm worried
Speaker 1: about Jordan on the golf course because he's so tall
Speaker 1: and he looks like lightning. But you know, if you
Speaker 1: know Jordan, he's from Lafayette, Louisiana. He was raised by
Speaker 1: an alligat and you don't and you don't, okay, so
Speaker 1: but if you know he was raised by an alligator
Speaker 1: and a crawfish. This boy is walking pitcom pie. He's
Speaker 1: fucking manly. He's a manly guy. Worked with his hand.
Speaker 1: He worked. I can't say where he works. But he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm coming up with new search terms for yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So he's like a tough man. He's six for big
Speaker 1: guy hits a golf all three and it's fifty yards.
Speaker 1: You don't funk with him. You just don't funk with
Speaker 1: this guy. I wouldn't funk with him, right, you'd work
Speaker 1: with Garrett, but not Jordan's. I honestly would rather really
Speaker 1: okay Jesus, because I've seen Jordan throw a putter into
Speaker 1: the woods and that putter never resurfaced. Like, the guy
Speaker 1: gets angry. He has angry issues. If he misses a chip,
Speaker 1: watch out because you might have a nine iron in
Speaker 1: your fucking back. Like I've seen him mad alright, and
Speaker 1: it's like a weird don't tell him the taco taco
Speaker 1: has been discontinued. I don't want to know what's on
Speaker 1: the other side of that. I have heard it. It's
Speaker 1: because of him threatening letters that he wrote with those
Speaker 1: man hands that are so so um. I played golf
Speaker 1: with him all the time. I've seen him angry, very
Speaker 1: nice guy. Love the guy. Yeah, I'm stick to her.
Speaker 1: He's a anchorhead. But it makes sense. It's running me
Speaker 1: a like Anger Management the movie when Adam Sandler just
Speaker 1: can't control it, you know at times, you know, oh,
Speaker 1: I've never seen it, but yes, so here he is.
Speaker 1: He's complaining a lot about just like life, like he
Speaker 1: feels I feel like he wants to take out anger
Speaker 1: on something, like you know, whatever it is he takes
Speaker 1: out on the golf ball, but I really feel like
Speaker 1: he wants to kill somebody at the time in a
Speaker 1: fun way. So mind you. So we're playing golf, and
Speaker 1: there's a ruling golf where you don't hit into the
Speaker 1: people in front of you, Like, so let's say there's Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know anything about golf, but
Speaker 1: I think that that would be not even a rule.
Speaker 1: You just know, like, you don't hit into people. That's
Speaker 1: why you scream four if you accidentally do that, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that is what happens. But the reason the thing is, though,
Speaker 1: is it gets so backed upon the golf course. If
Speaker 1: you're twosome and there's a foursome in front of you
Speaker 1: and there's maybe no one in front of them, they're
Speaker 1: slowing you down. A lot of the times it's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: come and play through us. Yeah, but why don't we
Speaker 1: want to ask instead of waiting for people to ask you.
Speaker 1: I've done that before, Okay, I actually that's my new thing,
Speaker 1: this this thing of like no. But a lot of
Speaker 1: times we just become so much of a nuisance behind
Speaker 1: them that we expect them to let us to go through.
Speaker 1: It's like, well ask, okay, so go on, I have feeling.
Speaker 1: I know where this is going. So he's trying to
Speaker 1: send a signal to these people to let us play through.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. So they're playing
Speaker 1: a scramble, which they played best ball, so whatever, they
Speaker 1: hit the ball to the left. We were talking, we're
Speaker 1: just bullshitting. Next thing, you know, we don't see them.
Speaker 1: This foursome, it's four twenty year olds that are all
Speaker 1: drinking fireball and they're fucking chugging beers and they're so cud.
Speaker 1: They're like fucking fraternity you yeah, like three months ago,
Speaker 1: like completely different times. Yes, So they're fucking getting fucked up.
Speaker 1: Whatever they drive, we don't see them. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's time for us to drive. You really lost
Speaker 1: track of that. You didn't know where they were. We
Speaker 1: didn't know where they were. We hit. We both hit
Speaker 1: great drives, like three. They're looking for the they were,
Speaker 1: so we started driving up and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: there's one of the guys in their party, the tallest,
Speaker 1: biggest guy is standing in the fairway looking at us
Speaker 1: like like bowing up, like he's a fucking spartan, like
Speaker 1: wanting to fight because we hit into them. One time,
Speaker 1: and they were so far to the right we didn't
Speaker 1: know they were there. So this guy has a club
Speaker 1: in his hand and he's ready to show his dominance,
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago, ready to show his dominance. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculously, I'm not about to fight four twenty
Speaker 1: year olds. I look over at Jordan's this is his bar, mitz,
Speaker 1: this is his he has never he is foaming. He's
Speaker 1: like my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like a rabid dog.
Speaker 1: Just like, finally I get the fucking thing out all
Speaker 1: my frustrations and before this guy can even fucking bow
Speaker 1: up and like yell at us, Jordan's like, fuck you,
Speaker 1: why the funk are you? I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, dude, I don't want. I don't want.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love to see the footage
Speaker 1: of this. You just like the guy, do you do it?
Speaker 1: Where you trying to stop? I'm just like, dude, it's fine,
Speaker 1: Like it's all far away? Is this guy? Don't give me?
Speaker 1: Like the guy reminds me of remember Naked Gun when
Speaker 1: the guy gets run over by the slow thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so he's it's we're still too far away from
Speaker 1: Jordan's like, that's how bad he wanted. So the guy
Speaker 1: is probably waiting for us to get closer, for him
Speaker 1: to show his dominance and tell us not to hit
Speaker 1: into him. So we're running, fuck you want, We didn't
Speaker 1: mean to golf card. The guy doesn't realize that he's
Speaker 1: that big closer we're getting. The guy realizes like he's
Speaker 1: fucking with the one guy, the wrong guy, and the
Speaker 1: other guy the nice Jewish guys are trying to make peak.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, it's gonna be more like we
Speaker 1: get the guy realizes, like the closer we get like
Speaker 1: a shark that like he's fucking with the wrong guys. Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these people are very small far away, it's like a name,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but instead of like cool for ants like that,
Speaker 1: like he thought you were as little as you were,
Speaker 1: but like the closer, it gets as a giant hornets. Yes.
Speaker 1: So we get there and we're like and Jordan's going,
Speaker 1: I'm like the guys are already like, oh okay, like
Speaker 1: backing down kind of deal. Yeah, But Jordan's like, already
Speaker 1: he's in the middle of it, And are you able
Speaker 1: to talk any sense into him or is he he's
Speaker 1: a rabbit dog. He's like a pit bull that has
Speaker 1: his teeth in. Yeah, he's Kujo, and I'm just like, listen, Kujo,
Speaker 1: just relax and he's not listening to me. Are like
Speaker 1: trying to touch him, like trying to like get like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like like yeah, And I'm like looking at
Speaker 1: him like more, are you wanting to just like drop
Speaker 1: and roll off of this cart? So you have to
Speaker 1: I was gonna light myself on fire just you wanted
Speaker 1: to pull a nephew and just put yourself in the
Speaker 1: front of the cart. This kid and starts another kid
Speaker 1: starts walking up another one. So now they look like
Speaker 1: brothers to me, which I've whatever foreshadow. So he starts
Speaker 1: coming up. He's like, what the funk man, you're being? Um,
Speaker 1: what did he say? He said a word that just
Speaker 1: isn't a good word for a fight, Like you're you're
Speaker 1: not being reasonab, you're being unreasonable, Like that's a funny
Speaker 1: thing to say. So Jordan looks at him and he goes,
Speaker 1: fuck you you backwards. Have your dad's probably a fucking
Speaker 1: lawyer coming from money. Meanwhile, Jordan's his parents are important,
Speaker 1: Like it's been funny for another like Jordan's yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, here, but it is good to like
Speaker 1: just call someone like a little like you're only able
Speaker 1: to play on this golf course because your daddy bought
Speaker 1: it for you. I mean, well it's a public course
Speaker 1: that's like ten bucks to play. So then there's another
Speaker 1: two guys too, So it's four guys and Jordan's just
Speaker 1: keeps going and now it's getting really heated, and one
Speaker 1: has a golf club in his hand. I'm and I'm
Speaker 1: the whole time trying to like there any women around. No, no, uh,
Speaker 1: there'd be probably, I don't know it would. It would
Speaker 1: have been amazing for you to see this. So then
Speaker 1: they get in each other's faces, they're about to fight,
Speaker 1: and finally it calms down. They drive off angry. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what the funk were you doing? Dude? I was like
Speaker 1: halfway in. I get why. First it was fucked up,
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't be bowing up. I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we fucking goats? Like what are we like hitting like
Speaker 1: like rams like it's all this as always has something
Speaker 1: to do with so much else. That's why you can't
Speaker 1: cut people off. You don't know how you're cutting off.
Speaker 1: So then, um, sorry, one minute, I'll just wrap it up.
Speaker 1: So we fucking keep playing. We're playing behind them. I
Speaker 1: see them drinking more fucking beers, like pounding beers. And
Speaker 1: we get to the final hole for them. Uh, we
Speaker 1: were going to keep playing a little bit more and
Speaker 1: uh but it's the final hole and they're just sitting
Speaker 1: there with two more guys and there's no reason for
Speaker 1: there's no reason for them waiting, and they're staring at us.
Speaker 1: And at this point, I'm finally angry. And now they
Speaker 1: probably have gone or something. Yeah, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: like they've I mean, they don't seem like kind, but
Speaker 1: they were. They keep playing. Yeah, they kept playing. They
Speaker 1: shouldn't be waiting. And I'm like, oh, they're waiting. They're
Speaker 1: gonna want to fight us with another. So finally they go, oh,
Speaker 1: look at the tough guys. Look at that. I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't fucking do ship. Now you're being tough because
Speaker 1: you have two more friends, and they're like, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: Finally I had enough. I was like, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to Jordan back relax Andrew. So then Jordan's
Speaker 1: talking about his life and you're like, I'm pissed about
Speaker 1: this life too, so you So now I'm out of
Speaker 1: a cart and I'm like, I'm like, you know, I
Speaker 1: was like you were being reasonable. So then they're talking,
Speaker 1: but Jordan's bowing up again. He's ready to fight again.
Speaker 1: Bowing up. I've never heard that until this episode, Like
Speaker 1: when you bow your chest. I get it now, I
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, so he's fucking checko tak. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: the guy is trying to go to me, goes, look,
Speaker 1: you're nice, and I'm it's fine, you're short, you're smaller
Speaker 1: man your friends, and then you would turn to Jordan
Speaker 1: go fuck you, motherfucker, fuck you, and they're going to you.
Speaker 1: And then he turned to me and go he shake
Speaker 1: my hand and be like but you're all right, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you can't. You can't decipher the two.
Speaker 1: You can't fuck him, and then not want to with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm with him. I'm gonna fight now too. God. This
Speaker 1: sounds exactly almost identical to your fight with the guy
Speaker 1: from some fort, like where you're trying to keep the
Speaker 1: peace and like fights. I had that other fight in
Speaker 1: Europe that where I'm trying to keep the piece until
Speaker 1: until you get pushed over the edge and now you're
Speaker 1: implicated and now you're unreasonable. Final thought, final thought. The
Speaker 1: guy goes. They start yelling at each other again. Jordan's
Speaker 1: like backwards had bits. Your dad's like like bringing up
Speaker 1: like it turns into like a rose kind of I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I would actually be really good. Yeah, you like starting
Speaker 1: to I started writing I was in his ear. And
Speaker 1: so then the guy just goes to Jordan. He looks
Speaker 1: at me, goes, you know, but he says, they're like
Speaker 1: in a weird way, not like screaming. He goes, you know,
Speaker 1: you just seem like you're retarded, and Jordan's like, what
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. It was just like such a
Speaker 1: weird like like dig where it wasn't like in your face.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like I know something about you
Speaker 1: that you don't even know. Yeah. Boy, And if Jordan
Speaker 1: at all dealt with any kind of learning disability, this
Speaker 1: is going to be a huge trigger. Who which Who
Speaker 1: hasn't dealt with any being feeling like you're a little stupid,
Speaker 1: being held back? Who hasn't? He probably hasn't. This kid
Speaker 1: has a mustache and a mullet. He kind of like
Speaker 1: a probably listen to THEO vonn like that kind of yes,
Speaker 1: you know, and he wants to fight Jordan's and he's
Speaker 1: so drunk he's looking past him. I'm like, this kid
Speaker 1: forgot about that part. This kid will die. Jorge, No,
Speaker 1: we'll go to jail. Yes, and I would go to
Speaker 1: jail too. It's like we with Taylor. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get caught. Just don't do this. It is not
Speaker 1: worth it. At one point the fight, it is so
Speaker 1: funny on golf course because it has a golf club
Speaker 1: and Jorgia that's a like a weapon of like you
Speaker 1: can murder someone. He's like, yeah, I know. Like it
Speaker 1: was like I know, like very slow, like the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So how does this Finally they drive off. Finally they
Speaker 1: drive off and they're still talking ship like fucking tough guys.
Speaker 1: But you're cool, you were cool, but fuck you. Is
Speaker 1: there a part of you that's kind of like yes, no,
Speaker 1: part of me what I mean at first? Yes, and
Speaker 1: then I wanted them to hate me just as much
Speaker 1: because they were. Yes. So we're driving off and we're playing.
Speaker 1: We we keep playing a couple more holes and like
Speaker 1: three holes later and Jordan just looks at me like
Speaker 1: quiet ladies, just because do I like come off retarded?
Speaker 1: Oh baby George, or I was like a little bit yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no no, but it was just such a moment of
Speaker 1: like it was very bonding for us, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: because well he was vulnerable in that moment to be like,
Speaker 1: hey man, will you'd be honest with And it's so
Speaker 1: sweet that like all of this really comes from that
Speaker 1: place of being like I feel less then, because no
Speaker 1: one really needs to fight unless you feel you're threatened.
Speaker 1: Like all that anger comes from, you know, saying boys
Speaker 1: low self esteem And I'm not trying to Jordan probably
Speaker 1: hate it, yeah, low self esteem. Like you don't need
Speaker 1: to do that unless you're trying to prove something about
Speaker 1: yourself because you think other people think less of you,
Speaker 1: or you think less of you, and it's going to
Speaker 1: give you something that makes you feel better. But it's
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it didn't end in violence? How was it?
Speaker 1: How did it not? Because no one would, No one
Speaker 1: would take the first punch about It's like a baseball fight.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like when they cleared the bench,
Speaker 1: No one ever throws a punch. Everyone just like look
Speaker 1: you fuck you. Eyone's being held back the guy, I think,
Speaker 1: I think because they're about chicken though, like aren't isn't someone?
Speaker 1: I feel this way sometimes when I'm in relationships of
Speaker 1: like who's going to be the first to be like
Speaker 1: this is over? And then it's like you're both waiting
Speaker 1: for someone to say that, to be like, oh, is
Speaker 1: that what you want? Cool? And then you're not the
Speaker 1: one that's doing it or saying you know. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is that the way it is in physical fights.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for this guy to punch me. They don't
Speaker 1: have reason to punch him, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: throw the first punch because it means that it will
Speaker 1: beget and also you could go to jail if you
Speaker 1: throw the first punch. But yes, I do think there's
Speaker 1: something involved. And I also think at the core of it,
Speaker 1: no one really wanted to fight, but the manliness in
Speaker 1: you to so for lack of a better word, gay,
Speaker 1: because you get you touch each other, You get to
Speaker 1: like kind of hug each other. It's it's the only
Speaker 1: time men touch whether or not you're you're either gay
Speaker 1: or you're fighting. Otherwise there's like just you hug you
Speaker 1: like slap each other. When you hug, there's no like
Speaker 1: into a man in like in the middle of your
Speaker 1: like I kind of feel good in your arms, like
Speaker 1: it feels nice to be touched. My my cousin j
Speaker 1: D who's now past, but he used to always say that.
Speaker 1: His bus driver when he was a kid used to
Speaker 1: be like, if you all don't stop horsing around back there,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back and touch you hard, which just
Speaker 1: means like hit you, but touch you on, which is
Speaker 1: like a nice name, but touch you hard. It always
Speaker 1: made me, But it is funny that we can. Boys
Speaker 1: can't touch each other unless it's aggressive. Otherwise it's yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. There was no ending it other than yeah,
Speaker 1: I I. You never realize that someone's going to really
Speaker 1: throw a punch. You guys needs more touches boys. And
Speaker 1: this is what I learned from f Boy Island. Like
Speaker 1: Peter thinks, we actually had a therapy session because we
Speaker 1: did a joke therapy session. That's how starved men are
Speaker 1: for talking about their feelings. There was a UFC fighter
Speaker 1: that just won This guy Patty to Batty and he's
Speaker 1: like blowing up. He's from Ireland, blond hair, blue eyes.
Speaker 1: Guy has like a weird hair. He kind of looks
Speaker 1: like that hair that I had ons from like um
Speaker 1: waiting for yesh so um, it's so Bobby Flay. That's
Speaker 1: the football player from Adam's. So anyways, this guy won
Speaker 1: and his friend killed himself the day before, and his
Speaker 1: whole speech, I'll show it to you was all about
Speaker 1: how men should be talked to your friends because I'd
Speaker 1: rather you, you know, be crying on my shoulder and
Speaker 1: being dead. You know, like it was like it's really
Speaker 1: hard and it's like blown up. Kind of remind me
Speaker 1: the Logic song and how the Logic song because wrapped
Speaker 1: talking about those kind of feelings, you don't expect it,
Speaker 1: so you have c fighter just one the only way
Speaker 1: to get through. It's like it's it's on you as
Speaker 1: a man who was able to access emotion and talk
Speaker 1: about them, like it's up to you too, Like you
Speaker 1: come across as a manly man, like it's up to
Speaker 1: you to put that message out there so that other
Speaker 1: men feel like it's acceptable, because if they look up
Speaker 1: to it all, they'll just that's we just got to
Speaker 1: have more people like that being emotional and um, because man,
Speaker 1: you just need to hark Doordan next time you see
Speaker 1: him a little bit longer and like be sincere about that.
Speaker 1: Try it. Yeah, yeah, pull his hand on the gulf. Alright, guys,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to
Speaker 1: the show today. Thanks Andrew for that long short story segment,
Speaker 1: but it was great. Uh when in Luigi he already
Speaker 1: knows what finished and you're gonna go for a walk,
Speaker 1: do you know that? Alright, guys, do not be a
Speaker 1: Russell Terrier.